Gary Jeff Walker: The Saturday Morning Edition -- 8/10/24

Seventy seventh Pirthday of one Ian Scott Anderson, the man behind the flute and the lead vocals of this ban Jethro talk walking the forest of Humphry haart.

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Friday eating the nuts, saving there is Sunday. Lions and tigers who wait in the shed don't have bost the blazing and Stephen Green made.

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We're send it by. This is the weekend that refreshes, mostly sunny. This afternoon seventy eight, you will notice that the humidity has gone by bye overnight, mostly clear, mostly sunny. Tomorrow and seventy nine, another great one, and Monday sun and cloud's a chance for evening showers, although that chance is not a great one. And eighty then it's sixty now and here once again, ladies and gentlemen, is the one, the only Austin Elmore seven hundred.

Telling you sport. It's you, Thank you, Gary Jeff. It's good to be back. It's great to have you back.

They seldom come back once they're freed from my clutches.

But yeah, you are. I am here and I have the sports. Are you prepared ready?

All right? We start with the Reds.

The Reds lost to the Brewers last night, eight to three in Milwaukee. The Reds are now fifty six and sixty on the season. The three Reds runs came off of home runs, a solo shot by Spencer Steer and a two run blast by Stuart Fairchild. Game two of the weekend set tonight, seven to ten, Gary Jeff. Of course, our coverage gets underway with the inside pitch at six.

Ten, Excellante, we got fake football tonight.

No fake football tonight. The Bengals kick off the twenty twenty four preseason tonight at Pei Corp Stadium when they take on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Bengals starters, including Joe Burrow, are expected to play. Kickoff is at seven. You'll hear all the action on the fifteen thirty and one oh two seven WEBN and Gary Jeff after the game. Yours truly has postgame sports talk until one thirty in the morning.

So what they make you get up to do this show and they're going to make you stay up to do that show.

Yes, okay tomorrow morning. It's fantastic U soccer action. Last night, FC Cincinnati defeated Santos Laguna in penalty kicks to advance to the round of sixteen in League's Cup. They did it six to five. Roman Celentano, the FC Cincinnati goalkeeper, now two to zero in those penalty shootouts and Gary Jeff Live medal count for the United States of America.

We got all kinds of hardware. And right now I am watching large shouldered women from the USA and Netherland play water polo. Yes for the bronze medal. This has been a good game. I believe they're in overtime. Have you noticed how large shouldered these women are?

There are a lot of large shouldered individuals period these days.

Well water polo apparently brings out the best in large shouldered.

What appears we just lost to the Netherlands, so we didn't get a medal.

Well, I'm watching it now. Is this a repeat? I hate to break it to you. Thanks spoiler alert, We have Mametry formerly known as Lynnette. Yeah, you weren't here for that transition. And Dick from Dayton all standing by as we continue on seven hundred WLW.

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Steve Arew USA Insulation. The heat is on. Forecasters are calling for the hottest summer in the Midwest ever. And if you're homeless about this one, seven hundred WLW Garry Jeff Saturday Morning Edition cooking on this August tenth, and you know what speaking of cooking. We won't be today. The heat and humidity of the last couple of weeks has gone away, at least for this weekend. Giving the air air conditioners a break, giving you a break, giving me a break. I like it. It's time to turn

We don't speak on right now?

Okay, now, okay, hello there you are? Hello, Hey doll baby, Hey, what's going on? Did you hear anything of what I just said?

Yeah, okay, good.

Did you hear me because I have I have teeth cut out and everybody can hear me on the phone them.

You had, you had five teeth cut out? When she yeah, how's how's the pain terrible? I bet.

I'm just gonna talk today.

That's fine, that's fine. It's good to hear your voice. So how long did the surgery call last?

I don't know because I'm the high lift. I first had the job on cut out and the woman did and said the man and he told me, he says, I don't like needles, and she said that I mean, he said, one needle in the jar where the bone had to come out with them me for the whole operations. She put them in there every minute. And I said, you're supposed to take that bone out first? She said, I'll do it in a minute. And then I heard her terror assistant, I'm pretty sure plead your death on me,

Well, you know, sometimes you got to make sacrifices.

Yeah, but the bone is still here, doll.

Baby, Well yeah, did you think they were gonna go out? They were gonna take your bone out, your.

Jawbone, my dead baby plain brother. I'm born, bro, that's right now, your twin brother's jawbone.

Well, I'm sorry, but you know it sounds like you're on the road to recovery, dear, and that's all that matters.

I'm not do it again.

When are you going to do it again?

Yeah?

I gets two weeks.

Okay, Well, we'll pray for you, dear.

We got to go though, Okay, I love you every poll to Joe Glen o'joe, tell your wife to bring me some orange.

Slices from Florida when she comes home. She's in Florida right now. Okay, it's a free and PM who had surgery out though this week.

All right, baby, take care of love you love you poor thing. You gotta take her dead, dead baby brother's jawbone out of her face? What's next? Huh? Five point fifty three.

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I've got something post. I got on my knees and begged you not to leave.

Because I go bersir, Well, you left me anyhow, and then the day's got worse and worse.

And now you see, I've gone completely out of my mind. And they're coming to take me away.

Ha ha.

They're coming to take me away hoe ha, to.

The funny farm where life is beautiful all the time.

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away.

Good morning, Dave, Good morning Gars.

Yeah, how are we doing this morning on this wonderful, beautiful morning.

Absolutely phenomenal. It's as spectacular morning as you mentioned. And you were here with me on the radio just a little past six o'clock in the morning. God is in his heaven. Everything is in perfect placement. Day. You've very very good.

Go sounded more like march up music, though, if you asked me.

Yeah, more than walk up music, you think, yes, she did have a austin. Can you bring that back up just for a second. I'm not complaining though, Well that's what happens when you complain about your walk up music. We just get something even more hideous next week.

I understand, Yes I do. And so the miss is doing well.

Yeah, she's all right. She was going through a funk earlier in the week. I can't even describe it. I don't think it was uh defied medical description. I see, But I'm not a doctor.

What do you got maybe one?

Why?

And to what might help her?

You?

Ready?

Yeah? All right?

Why is it hard to trust a baby chick?

Why is it hard to trust.

What a baby chick is saying?

Why is it hard to trust what a baby chick is saying? Dave?

Because talk is cheap, you know, cheap.

Gar Jeff, Dave, I'm so disappointed because last week I feel like you were really hitting all of the right notes with the jokes, and that's not a good start. So hopefully they get better.

What what do you get when you cross a fish and a kitten?

What do you get when you cross a fish with a kitten?

You get a pana?

Not getting any better?

Austin's Austin's like, man, I used to do this all the time.

You're You're one of the reasons Austin left.

You understand this, well, that's because.

I mean, you know, he he loved doing the show, he loved to in the sports. But he looked at me one day once and I knew it was closed. He goes Gary Jeff and he just shook his head. He said, what aus? And he said, Dave, yeap.

So what is a reptile's favorite movie?

What is a reptile's favorite movie?

Yep, that'd be a lizard of odds.

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Just It's all on the radio, including old radio Rick on a Saturday morning. Hello, Rick Washburn, how are you doing.

It's good morning, Gary z f O. I love that song. Yeah, yeah, Well you're you're coming in five by five? Wait minute four by five or by four or by three?

Three by three?

Honey, gave me another battery?

What are you working with this morning?

This is a nineteen twenty five Freshman masterpiece. It's a TRFAM radio three dialer. So you've got three tuning knobs just for fun kids. It has an internal folded horn, which basically is like one of those big horn speakers that looks sort of like the big horn on a gramophone or of patrols in your early days, except that it's inside the cabinet and it looks like it looks kind of like a beer can that somebody crushed in order to fold it into place. That it works wonderfully, but.

As long as it produce, man, well.

The thing is it's got it's it's a five tube radio, and the five tubes are all UX two A one a's and I don't have to tell you what dad means. Maybe I do. These are very early, very rare tubes that a lot of most tube testers do not know how to test, and therefore people use an ometer to see if the filament's any good, and unfortunately most o meters put more voltage out than the filament can handle. It's kind of like testing a fuse. Hey is that

Oh geez, yeah, so.

Well it was good until you tested it.

So well, they were still in a very very you know, embryonic stage of development, so you cut them some slack.

I guess, well, fair enough, this is the Freshman. It's not the it's not the senior. Okay, so let's go to the catalog, shall we. Sure freshman announces another sensation. Of course, we all remember the original freshman sensation, right, Oh.

Boy, sensation you get with when you bite into a York peppermint patty.

Oh wow, nice fall back. Okay, So the Freshman's latest sensation illustrated here. I'm holding it up for everybody to see on the radio. A handsome piece of furniture that fits in any corner of any sized room. It's supposed to just the northeast or southwest. It is compact and comparatively small, giving it preference over clumsy consoles. Really with built in loudspeaker of great volume and superb pone. When not used as a radio, this console can be entirely closed.

Well, sure, old friendly women have been waiting for this receiver.

What this one?

All right? I know, model, I know we have we have some women listening. Just I've seen the numbers, the ratings we have women, and I would like anyone to call and tell me about the receiver they've been waiting for when we get them. Gohead, go ahead, please.

Oh boy, Yeah, what have you done here? You see the model six f one, entirely closed real furniture for which no home is too pretentious and none too modest to afford. Because yeah, the affordability ninety nine dollars and fifty cents. That's about eighteen hundred bus It was gonna.

Say, it doesn't sound real affordable to me. In nineteen twenty five shilling out.

One hundred drugs by authorized dealers.

Go ahead.

It also those ample room for all batteries, et cetera, in spacious compartments, not a single wire being visible. Well that's true unless you want to listen to it, because then you're gonna have to hook up an external antenna and ground and you're going to see those buddy, All right, nice, right.

So but it does it does actually pick up if you've got the right batteries full.

It actually does. I'm just I'm being nice to it. What would have been known as an A battery, which is the big one that powers the filaments of the tubes that would last for months, but it was expensive and large. I'm just using a single D flashlight cell because I want to be kind to those tubes and keep them alive. But it doesn't give me a lot of listening time.

I got you, I got you well. Thanks for sharing, as always, my friend. If you would like to know more, or you've got perhaps one of those freshman sensations that you'd like repaired or looked at Old Radio Rick at gmail dot com, you can check out mister Washburn. There we continue. When do you like to listen to Scott's Loan? I like to listen when my boss is having another one of his moods. He's always having a mood. I do not have moods, all right. I listened for Sloaney's

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You kick off this morning in the mid to upper fifties, and you only warm to the mid to upper seventies this afternoon with sunny skies. You're back down to the fifties tonight, topping out only around eighty tomorrow afternoon. From severe weather station, I'm nine first warning meteorologist Cameron Harden on news radio seven hundred WLW.

Seven one hundred WLW. Sports, Ladies and gentlemen, not Liam, Tomlinson, Austin Elmore Sports, Thank.

You, Gary, Jeff seven hundred wl W. Reds Update. The Reds lost again to the Milwaukee Brewers last night. Final score was eight to three. Reds runs came from home runs, a solo shot by Spencer Steer, a two run shot by Stuart Fairchild. Nick Martinez gets the ball for Cincinnati tonight. He has a three point four to three e and

I don't have Apple TV, and I think that if the game is not on a channel that I can watch, then the game shouldn't count. Okay, firmly believe that if it's not on I mean, I get Bally Sports and that's I guess that's the last season that they're going to be on Bally Sports. But if it's on Apple TV or it's on Roku TV, you know, I just think it shouldn't count in the standing.

You know, I don't have any of the channels that the Reds are on. I don't get any of them. So I listen to the Reds every night.

Basically. That's amazing.

Yeah, good well, I mean, just if I want to watch them, I have to go through shady websites on the internet.

Now, being a millennial, I thought you'd have all of those apps.

No, no, no, I'm also a millennial that doesn't make money very much, so it's too expensive to pay for all.

Exactly what else you got.

Meanwhile, in soccer action last night at TQL Stadium, FC Cincinnati defeated Santos Laguna in penalty kicks. I hate to advance to the round of sixteen in League's Cup. It was the first game back for Luciano Acosta, Miles Robinson made his return from the Paris Olympics, and DeAndre Yedlin as well. Meanwhile, American football tonight at pay Course Stadium, the Bengals Gary jeffkickoff the twenty twenty four preseason was supposed to start the first series, right, Yes, he is

Yeah.

Kickoff is at seven pm. It can be heard on ESPN fifteen thirty and one oh two seven WEBN. And finally, the Paris Olympics underway as we speak. The United States is tied with China for the most gold medals at thirty three. The US, though dominating the total medal count at one hundred and eleven, the only country in triple digits when it comes to that.

Amazing about that Austin is that at every Olympics the home country gets a little home juice, a little home cooking.

Because France is France third still in the total medal count or fourth. France is down to.

Sixth. I think, man, still, how many times has France been that high in the metal standings at an Olympics.

Yeah, yeah, they do have their their tied for fifth. When it comes to golds, they have fourteen and the United States is going to play France and the men's basketball gold medal match, Gold medal game coming up on Sunday.

I believe. So there you get. And by the way, that USA team is not the dream team. Sorry. Six twenty six at seven WLW.

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Time to head east. I'm toasting you sid Hon we maybe through you'll never care me. Come go out friends, Good morning Chris to two point oh wake up Brooksy Okay, let's head to how now, Brown County, to the lovely village of Ripley, Ohio, right on the banks of the mighty Ohio River to Main Street to a place called Brookies, where the Gang has gathered once again on a Saturday morning. Good morning, gang, Good morning. For a minute there, I didn't think anybody was going to respond. It's just like

But actually the activities we'll really pick up tonight. Yeah, the Joe Cole's band here. We were not sure what time they started, eight or nine o'clock, maybe seven, So get here early.

Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Well hold on a second. You got Brookie is Brookie is there in there with you this morning?

I'm here with you, all right?

So you you booked this band to play? What time were they playing, Darren? Don't you know?

I think they're coming at seven o'clock seven tonight for the old people.

Tonight, it's for the old people. I thought you. I thought the old people were going to come on August twenty fifth, when me and Chris Gowens are going to play at Brookies, and on a Sunday afternoon, that's a real early start. So the old folks will be there early for that.

If they're getting here and I'm about out of tickets.

The Going's Walker Farewell Tour at Brookies on August twenty fifth.

What's that standing?

Standing room only? That's right, that's because he doesn't have any chairs?

How is yeah?

But you really need to be here the day before on August twenty fourth?

Why is that?

Why is that? Doug?

There's a special contest going to be happening here?

Oh?

Is this a special contest? Is this a special contest you have every year about this time? Yeah? Yeah? Is this the contest? Is this a contest where people, especially women wear T shirts? Is there water involved?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, Okay, I think I've got an idea. What you're talking about? Women in T shirts and there's water involved? At Brookies on August twenty fourth. What time does that go down?

Bob o'clock?

Five o'clock, Bob o'clock.

Yep, out of all last night, looking for contested?

Good luck, Cherry, Cherry, how's your beaver?

He's wonderful, wonderful. He is so refreshing outside. It's wonderful and gonna be refreshing for quite a while. Hey, I want to shout out to Henny from Middletown. She got a hold of me last week after the program and we talked on the phone and with my happy birthday, and she was very pleasant. I hope she comes down on the twenty fifth and.

Seize all of us here at Brookies.

That would be fun. How was your brother?

I appreciate the phone call.

How was your birthday last week? Did you get any good gifts? Sir?

Well, my beaver got a new cowboy hat.

You know to see it.

I want to see your beaver and his new cowboy hat. Thank you.

I will bring the twenty fifth.

He'll be here the twenty fifth.

Oh jeh, get me up.

That's right, all right, guys, as always quite an entertaining conversation. Take care of yourselves, have a good weekend, all right, all right? Take care bye. Seven hundred WLW.

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No sevend WLW Sports Austin Elmore in this morning with a report on the sports and all kinds of games going on, including the last day of the Olympic Games of last full day in Paris.

Right, yeah, I believe that's correct. Big game in the Olympics today is the United States women's national soccer team playing for gold. Rose Levelle, Cincinnati's own will be a big part of that, and the US.

Men's team will be going for gold. Is that tomorrow or today?

I believe that is tomorrow where the basketball team will face off with France for the gold medal. Last night, in Red's Action, the Reds luw to the Milwaukee Brewers eight to three. The Reds are now fifty six and sixty on the season. They've got two more against the Brewers in Milwaukee this weekend. Game two is tonight. First pitch is at seven to ten. Our coverage gets underway with the inside pitch at six to ten.

If the Red's entertain any thoughts of making a wild card, this is really one of those series they have to steal at least one or two, right, they.

Would probably have to win the next two and they would just in general have to start winning games against Milwaukee, which they haven't done.

In like two years. No doubt.

FC Cincinnati won a game last night. They did it in penalty kicks over Santos Laguna in the League's Cup. FC now advances to the round of sixteen, and tonight, Bengals Football returns to pay Corpse Stadium as the Bengals kick off the twenty twenty four preseason against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Starters are expected to play, including quarterback Joe Burrow. Kickoff at seven pm. You can hear it all on ESPN fifteen thirty and one two seven w EBN.

As the Cowboy says, thank you Marty.

Hey, if you're listening to me right now, I have one thing every business needs most tension.

Think about it. We swipe And probably not the producers, Oh though they do a fantastic job in Austin Elmore. It's great to have Austin Beck. It's definitely not the producers. But this guy works way harder than I do for this segment, and I appreciate it so much. The great old radio man himself Steve from met In, Ohio with a pithy phone calling news of the week, good morning, I can't wait. These are one of These are the highlights of my Saturday mornings is your commentaries, and I

Brother Tommy Harris just called me up and said, I can't wait for this. Mister Tuba gets a salute. He called me up this week for my birthday and I got a birthday a toot from mister Tuba, thank you very much. And doctor D from Annapolis called me up this week. Oh my god, have I been business now?

I feel terrible because I did not call you this week's happy birthday.

And neither did Austin.

Okay.

The big news of the week, G Jim Ping Pong of China sent a congratulatory email to Minnesota Governor Tim Walls. Excuse me, that's Master Sergeant Tim, thanking him for his service.

This after g found out.

Tim left his troops at the boating dock and ran for Congress in twenty five Instead, by the way, Tim, marines run toward the action, Tim, you run away from it, just as you did in the BLM riots. Note JD. Vance was a marine. I know this sounds bad, but call that President Joe left thirteen American troops at the baggage claim in caboul so maybe this is just David Gahre in progressive circles. Remember, troops, you are not fighting for your country, You're fighting for the administration in charge

Huh.

Rumor has it Josh has met with a Jewish psychic and ask him when Commie Harris is going to die. He told Josh Cammy will die on a Jewish holiday. Josh asked the guy to be more specific. He replied, any day Harris dies will become a Jewish holiday. Keep I know it's an old joke. I got that at NYU back in the sixties. Keep hoping, Josh, But you know, Josh, you're a jew admit it. You're lucky you didn't get raped or murdered. You just got stabbed in the back.

Okay.

Everybody screwed up in this deal, especially you when you apologize for being a Jew and saying some negative things about Islamic terrorists when you were a teenager. You know, Josh, you could always go to Ireland. Back in nineteen fifty six, Robert Emmett Briscoe, an Orthodox Jew, became the Lord Mayor of Dublin. Yes, fascinating guy. Son of a you could see it, a son of a Lithuanian Jew who emigrated to Ireland and named two of his sons after Irish revolutionaries.

In his cell.

He left the note God bless Donald Trump sad demise, but reminds one of the good thief who died next to Jesus. You know it's never too late, Tim Walls, I'm just saying, speaking of Commy Harris, the the sign language, folks have deciphered Commi speak and announced an official sign for the Commie cackle. It's the middle finger, extended and raised.

Who knew?

Baseball? Great Bob Yucker, featured on The Gary Jeff Show a week ago, has thrown his support behind Josh Shapiro for mayor of Dublin, although he admits his candidacy. Let's say it all together, folks, Come on, is just just a little bit outside. Okay, that's two Yuker jokes. I get one more. Stay tuned next week. The Pot Calling the Kettle Black Award to Turkey Turkey taip Ertowan for joining the International Kabbal calling Israel out for alleged genocide. Ooh,

Who would have died if we had to invade.

That island, since the imperialist said they would fight to the death of every man, woman and child. As Ricky Ricardo would have said to Lucy, you've got a lot of stata to do, but I would add, but we don't, and Jesus died for your sins. Page three. A final thought, Listen carefully. Do these progressives love abortion and infanticide because it's a good way to eliminate a bunch of unreliable children,

Steve Real quickly raided the village grocery. Good morning, my friend, and now did the village Grocery anymore? He put that up there. He doesn't understand that you sold the village grocery and now you're you're just a freelance guy.

Yeah, but formerly of the village grocer. New performance name. But yeah, there's a lot going on this one. But I'm trying to come to grips with the return of Austin, who is just awesome. He's such a great protegee and my new nickname for him, by the way, his son of say, anyways.

I'm trying to imagine I'm trying to picture Austin's face right now as you said that.

I'm dead because I like him so much. And then and Dick going to college. I mean, I'm trying to picture Dick, Dick with a beanie, you know, September the first and his new pay of tennis shoes going to school. I just this is gonna this is gonna be a great year.

Big and by the way, Big Dick on campus.

Okay, all right, how do we go?

You know we're talking about the seventy two Olympics. Earlier Steve mentioned how we go from the East German and Russian women, uh, you know that were balked up less their hearts like men and were disqualified from their medals. Are they going to go back now and and award them the medals?

They if they've got men boxing women and going for medals. Yes, they have to reinstate the East Europeans and the Russians who were juicing and and had testosterone levels. I don't know this side of Chuck Norris. Yeah, they gotta do. Ray listen, I gotta I gotta move, brother. But it's good to talk to you. God bless you too. Six fifty six, seven hundred WLW.

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She's on Maternity Lead. We're filling in while she's out.

But you're Eddie and Rocky. Yeah, so what this story is supposed to be about? How the princess does nothing but listen to your show.

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Thank you for spelling my name right, that's.

Where well, I'm right, I'm reading it. I'm reading it off my phone, so it was kind of easy.

Thank you.

Anyway. Okay, now we're talking about libido killers here. Now, everybody, we spend all this money in this country just trying to keep our let's say, attention when it comes to intimate activity, whether it's viagra, and there are all kinds of Now there're medications and herbs for women to kind of peak their interests, so to speak. But there are definitely things that we do in our daily lives which can just sink that ship, if you know what I mean.

Time, and and especially here in Cincinnati, I get I get calls all the time about you know, a rectile dysfunction and and stuff like that. And and the first thing we do, I'm literally the first thing we do is we look at their diet and we see uh, like the sugar intake, the soy, if they're drinking, if they're drinking water from uh.

From plastic bottles, and and something you know, like a b P A is not just in uh. B p A is the is the chemical that's in plastic and most plastic.

It's not the Bowlers Professional it's not the Bowler's Professional Association, the bp A.

No, No, it's not. No, it's not uh so.

And what's something that most people don't know about is that the that the inside lining of your hand goods actually uh, I can have pep you know, a BPA in it. And then trans fats, even though they've kind of been outlawed, you know by the like the FDA, there's still trans fats, uh you know, and there's still using like hydrogen to thicken stuff, So there's still trans fats. And then excessive salt. You know a lot of people put I mean, and I'm and I'm a big salt guy.

Oh listen, listen, roc listen.

Flow.

If if I had as much salt as as I like, there would be deer in my living room because I'd have a big salt lick right there in the middle of the room. Ye. So but all of this, all of this can kill your mood, is what you're saying.

Well, a lot of yeah.

And if you go to the you know, like the blog post, it'll go more into uh, you know, but sugar, I want to tell you, like, the sugar intake has gone.

Through the roof.

And that's and that's the main one because it actually disrupts or it causes your hormones to be imbalanced. And that's and that's a big one. And people you know eat you know, eat sugar all day long and uh and that's and that's one of the bigger ones. And you know, but there is hope and there is uh stuff if you just limit your your intake of that and you can go on you know, the Mediterranean diet with the with the good fats and you take in a nitric oxide.

Uh is that you know?

Hold on? Is this Morocco?

Is it?

Is this why the Greeks were so over sexed.

Yes, an Italian too, I'm not kidding.

I mean, you know, like the Romans and the Greeks were crazy about sex because they were you know, like they were limiting that.

They were they were ready, they were ready, they were ready, they were ready. Twenty four to seven is ready? Okay, Roco Roccocostelano dot com. If you'd like to find out what's killing your libido and maybe turn that around before the Tom Davis diaries, real quick, Scott, good morning, you had a story.

Yeah, Gary, Jeff, good morning man.

You are absolutely correct.

That is an unforgettable, unforgettable concert of the Music Hall with the Rubbie Dolbows.

Oh were you there?

And yes, sir, that's a I actually shook your hand.

That that that evening, how about that? But it was right good.

Oh.

I was just gonna say, I.

Bet if everybody should be a fan of Jeff or Paul you know, Ian Anderson or whatnot. But but yeah, that was again the intimacy of it, it was.

It was amazing.

It was this amazing show.

But let me ask you this, all right has always parted my mind.

You remember when he played the.

Fat Man song? Yes, yeah, it seemed like, you know.

Like you're saying the question air between the two. It seemed like he directed that at the gentleman that was who has passed on.

I believe he's passed on.

I never did, mister K. Yeah, did you get that feeling?

I did, you know what, at that moment, I was just thinking about getting through the show. I wasn't really trying to trying to put any extra meaning behind anything.

I just, you know, I swear I thought he got up and walked out, and he didn't never never came back to the state I stacked.

And he was a large man, right.

Oh, mister K was a large man. He was a gregarious fellow too, and he was wonderful and I I remember him fondly. Scott, Thank thank you for bringing back the memories.

Brother.

We got to run along for Tom davis Diaries, which I like to refer to as the diary Tom Davis with wild, wacky news stories from all around the country and all over the world. Right here, right now, Good morning, Gary, Jeff.

This week New York says no to number two, but first, A school in El Paso has made the shocking move of banning kids from wearing black clothing so you might be thinking it's a heat thing, right, black absorbs the heat, you know, keep the kids safe. Nope, they say clothes that are the color black caused depression and mental health issues. But the parents are pushing back, saying that clothing doesn't dictate mental health. Plus, what are they supposed to do with all these Metallica and Winger.

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And finally, speaking of New York, several coffee shops, restaurants, and businesses in the New York City area have decided to ban public pooping. They're now only allowing a number one to happen in their restrooms, and can you blame them? People are animals flushing phones, shoes, business papers, causing thousands of dollars in damage every year, not to mention the mess left behind by the truly grossest amongst us. Next week, guess theef light cigarette during siphoning.

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Mother of Chad Dorman's victims issued a statement through the Claremont County Prosecutor's office on Friday. Dorman took a plea deal which keeps him in prison for life without parole for murdering his son, seven year old Clayton, four year old Hunter and three year old Chase. Their mother, Laura Dorman, says she is in full agreement with how the criminal case was resolved and that a guarantee he spends the rest of his life behind bars is what is best

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It's birthday Bits, big hits and rock and roll archaeology on a Saturday morning with the music professor Jim Lebarbara, You're on seven hundred w l W. Who's that I see walking in these woods? Whe's Little Red Riding Hood.

Hey there, Little Red Riding.

You sure are looking good.

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Young jays?

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Just your friendly one bad wolf. Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs and Little Red Riding Hood kick us off this morning, Jim Lebarbara, tell me about this song and the ties to this weekend or this week.

Yeah, number two record. It stalls out at number two, stayed there for like four weeks at number two nineteen sixty six today in nineteen sixty six, and they made it. They made it under the Selement show looking like the chorus and the bad production of Maeda and Sam was there, Ammon the Pharose with their gold jackets, turbans, their triumphaled

Out and oh, like you never did that, You're right exactly. So why do they call him Sam the sham? What was the deal? That was kind of a joke too, wasn't it.

Yes, sampo me his rule name is Dominico, Dominiko Samodino.

And he said sham.

He said, shame was like putting people on, you know, kidding people, Sam shammon, he said, So we six to go shaman all the time. He said, we're shamming, you know, so that they kind of caught on, he said, so they called me Sam the sham. And then he saw that it was the movie, oh, the Yo Breader movie, the Ten Commandment. Yeah, and this is the fifty six and want He said, you know what, that's we're going to do. We don't wear costumes like they have. And

All right. So up next on our list a trip to uh Well, to the Summer of Love, which of course became the winner of Discontent and then the Summer of Hate in sixty eight. But first and foremost, it started with flowers in our hair, tell us about this.

Yeah, Philip Blondheim, the third, Philip Blondheim the third, with a bunch of his clans, and a comedian said, you know what you look like? A Scottie dog. So they changed his name to Scott McKinsey. And his mother was good friends with John Phillips, and they became good friends for the young age. They formed a little folk group called the Journeyman, and then later John formed the Mamas and Pappas and invited it's got to become a member,

This song is credited with.

Bringing thousands of young people that San Francisco during the late nineteen sixties. The song written in about twenty minutes Scott McKenzie with a Don Phillips.

Song bringing thousands to San Francisco where they became drug addicts.

Cisco, You've got some jentuco in the street, Cisco.

Jentu Yeah, in the streets of San Francisco. Watch where you stepped today? Fifty seven years later there it is up next gym in our list. Let's talk about Joe Jackson.

Yeah, Joe Jackson celebrating the birthday tomorrow. And now this guy came over from England. This guy he began playing the piano and bards age of sixteen. What a scholarship to study music at London's Royal Academy of Music. Has a formal musical background.

It came to Mica.

This song is inspired recking by his time in New York City. Now he came to New York City.

He wrote this.

It was for whole album he did Night and Day and it was in New York because his marriage broke up and went to New York when they recorded New York and he started. In fact, he plays all the instruments on.

This song, with the exception of a drummer. Session.

Drummer added the real snare, drum and cymbal hits, and the rest of the song. He's a drum beat programmed into a drum machine. And this is actually song about a night out, a night out, and he's anticipating the excitement of a night out on the town in Manhattan and takes us on this journey through Manhattan in a taxicab. Yeah, we're stepping out.

Here, we go, step it out with Joe Jackson. Happy birthday tomorrow. Joe's still with us, right, Jim? All right? If you remember the eighties, no doubt you remember Joe Jackson.

There's the cross the window, hide the lines, nothing hid cor of lines?

Is that shine.

You?

Let Jersey Subinde.

Drive rock.

Me So time all the time with no mind angry words to say, come get into a car. Time there sound that's nice. Seven on a Saturday morning. It's rock and roll archaeology Gary Jeffer and the music professor the proft Jim Lebarbara going through our weekly list and uh up next to we have another birthday. We're celebrating Jimmy.

No, no, no, what happened was now it's there. That was the number six record in nineteen eighty two. Now this is the number one record that same year.

Uh.

This we're honoring the Peter Wolf. Peter Wolf, the one on dis jockey from WBCN and Boston Berg of disc jockey. But this was a week that Peter married the most beautiful woman perhaps in the world in the eyes of many people, payed unaway and he married her head and in nineteen seventy four. That marriage lasted actually five years. And this was a song that it came their biggest hit record, and he joined the Jay Gilesman. He was their lead singer, and this was a musical. They were

Mary, Thanks you. Jim got to interview Peter Wolf at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame years ago. Cool guy, Little Jay Giles. As we close things out, Brendavan and Jones on baseball coming up seven hundred.

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Jeff Wellernissan dot Com inuntil you at another hour of the Saturday morning edition for There's Saturday, August twenty twenty four. How to eat Gary, Jeff. That's me and you are you, And that's perfectly fine with me, just as long as it doesn't doesn't interfere with what I'm doing here, and I'm trying trying to figure out exactly what I am doing here. It's six minutes past the hour. A who was six Eastern time and Bob and Indiana wanted to call for some reason. Bob, what's what's on your mind?

Hey?

Good morning, Gary, Jeff. When I first heard jd Vance was from Middletown, Ohio, the name Kyle Schwarber immediately popped in my head.

There you go.

Now, I don't know if yeah, I don't hope they know each other, or what Shobergs politics are, if any, but that could be a really powerful campaign tool in the city of Philadelphia if we could get kylege Warber out there for the Trump Vance ticket in the city of Philadelphia.

See now, now you're working for the Trump Vance campaign. I appreciate that. As as a fan myself, I had a suggestion that JD visit, since he is a fan, since he is a fan of Fried Maloney sandwiches, visit Waldo, Ohio and the g n R tavern. Of course, that would be appealing to the base, not not appealing to

Yes, as a night scientists surprising all blinding me.

Here you go, Michael, good morning. How are you? What's that?

How you doing?

I'm good, I'm good. Apparently someone didn't have your volume up. What's going on? Brother?

Well tell Austin, I'm a Reds on radio person.

Also, you are a red Zone I don't have the money for the cable either.

Well, you know the thing is, I foolishly spend money on one service, but I'm not gonna subscribe to five different services just so I can watch the occasional REDS game that's not offered on the services where I'm already paying through the nose. Thank you.

Right, Well, let's rephrase. I have the money, but I choose not to spend it on that day there.

Well, and then if you've got if you've got the money and you like me, you could just give me the money and then I could subscribe to the service and invite you over. We'll do a commune together for the rest season. One game out of fifty that's on Apple TV. You can come on over.

Alston probably hears me yelling at the radio, don't don't go on contact. I'll go on contact any have Let's do a Boeing star Liner update. Gary, Jeff and I think we talked about this two or three weeks ago, but I was kiddingly think of saying that SpaceX will have to bring home the star Liner astronauts who have originally scheduled to be up there for a week till they.

May be there till twenty twenty five. I saw the report this week. That's crazy, that's right.

So that they have two plans. The one is to what you just said is put it on the SpaceX nine mission that's will come back up. It has been put off till September twenty fourth because of this issue, and they'll come home when the SpaceX nine returns in February I think of next year, right, So that's one option option A.

Option Option B is to.

When the current if that astronauts come home on crew on SpaceX crew eight, which is I mean on one another docking platform, is to stow them the way they worded it, put them under the existing seats and bring them home. I guess they have some options from sea thinking they can bolt back down. Obviously, and the thing about the whole thing well, the star Line er itself, you know. They that's the thrusters are all messed up.

The into orbit. So it ain't looking good for Boeing.

I'll tell you what.

Well.

I mean, they can't keep the doors on their aircraft. Uh. They have all kinds of issues at Boeing, and and and if you blow the whistle on Boeing then then you die.

You know, Boeing.

Boeing got almost five billion dollars from the government for the star Liner program and SpaceX got half that and they've already been been doing mission since for three or four years now. So yeah, I don't know.

No, it's it's it's not looking good for Boeing.

Uh.

And and that means it's not looking good for anybody who flies with Boeing unfortunately. Godspeed to all of them. It's eight eleven on a Saturday, seven hundred w l W. Brother Rick Green in just a few moments meeting this one of our shows. Because you look a little too much like a wanted serial killer. Don't worry.

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Ass every cup is ground right in front of you, so it's always fresh U d F made for you. If you like refreshing, wonderful weather, this is the weekend for you. Mostly sunny today at high seventy eight. You will notice the moment, but the good news. Brother Rick Green is standing by this light of mine.

I'm gonna let it shine, this light of mine. I'm going let it shine, miss, light of mine. I'm going let it shine, it shine, let it shine shine.

Oh yeah. From John h Verses ten and eleven. Jesus straightened up and asked the woman caught in the act of adultery, Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you? No one, sir? She said, Then neither do I condemn you. Jesus declared, Go now and leave your life of sin. Good morning, brother Green.

How are you? Hey man?

Good morning Gary? I walk up praying for you and your listeners. Oh I love that verse you just read, And I got another verse for you, Gary. All right, we aw Philippian Chapter two, Verse thirteen, for it is God who works in you to will and to act in order to fulfill his good purpose. A man, don't you love that?

Gary?

You know what I always I do, and this is what I always This is what many people struggle with, and I guess we all struggle with the being godly and holy since we're humans and we're born of sin. But this is the thing. People think that the good deeds come you doing the good works come first, and then God accepts you and Jesus forgives you, when it's

Right, hey, man, girl, And don't get caught up in the nine thing of thinking that you're doing that good is gone within you.

Yeah, because it's so easy to get up in that.

Absolutely, it's not me. It's if anything good happens in my life, it's because of God. It's not because of me. Believed me. Because I know the terrible things I'm capable of.

We all do, just not wanting about them publicly exactly.

And by the way, I wanted to take this time out to thank my friend Mike Davis, who I complained about not having a Bible that was easy to read because the one is in small print that my eyes don't don't manage, and the others King James and I just have trouble with all the these and thous and everything. So he, my friend Mike Davis, bought me a Bible and hopefully I will get that today, a new one that's easy to read.

In that nice way, because the Order one was hard for me to read as well.

Yeah, not without some extra cheater peepers. All right, Rick Green, have a wonderful weekend. Brother, God bless you left day. All right. It's eight nineteen at seven hundred WLW.

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You can hear it on ESPN fifteen thirty and one oh two seven WEBN and finally Gary Jeffs and the last couple of whatever. It's been an hour since we last talked. China has taken the lead in gold medals in the Paris Olympics. They now have thirty four. The United States has thirty three, but fear not total medal count. The United States is blowing everybody out of the water

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Not anymore? To figure out what I'm watching here at the Olympics continue and gay prairie And I'm watching women climb trying to climb a wall, different shaped little hangars on pieces. Whenever I have a question about sports, especially things I don't understand. I try to look to the experts. I don't try and just make up something and blurt it out, especially on the air. So I have Moegger here and maybe he's seen this this activity before. It can tell me exactly what it is. But they keep

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Well, first of all, I missed the joke at eight thirty second. Geez, I think, and I don't know for sure. Are you watching? Is it rock climbing?

I guess it's rock climbing, but they're they're not they're not real rocks. They're they're rocks embedded in this this wall, and they're at different places. It's not the well, it's not the speed climbing. The speed climbing was cool. I mean, I'm like, I'm like watching Spider Man or Spider Women, you know, go up those walls, you know, with rapid speed. That was cool to watch. This is just kind of

Sounds kind of entertaining. Actually it actually is.

But no one's gotten hurt. No, no climber has been harmed so far in this sport so far.

Well, we'll see.

Perhaps the competition is still outside of the you know, the last minute COVID infection amongst the the men's and women's runners and Noah Llyle specifically, do you think that the men's and women's track team, as far as the runners, just kind of ran out of ass after all of these amazing performances earlier in the Games, because the end of this week have not been as celebratory as what we saw earlier in the Games.

No, yeah, you're right, And you know, I guess highlighted by the failure to pass the baton and the four by one hundred men's side. The four by one hundred women's race was awesome, but the four buyer for the US least, it's the four by one hundred men. We screwed up the botton exchange, which I guess has become a recurring issue, causing perhaps the most celebrated men's track and field athlete of all time, Carl Lewis, to go

You know, I'm watching the hammer throw competition. I wouldn't use those hammers to put anything together. They don't seem like they're a use for hammers. I mean, I can't see you doing construction with that hammer or any unless it's the demo. You know, maybe maybe that would would help. And I love the discus, I mean there's but here's the thing about frisbee. I really don't like It's different. I understand, but I really don't like to watch frisbees unless there are dogs involved.

Well that's a very good point, right.

If you got dogs in a little bout frisbee, then it's it's really fun to watch. But the others it's just kind of.

Yeah.

My my second favorite all time Bengals halftime show frisbee dogs. My first favorite all time Bengals halftime show, monkey riding a dog, hurting sheep. Nothing's ever gonna top that.

I didn't see that.

Oh, I could tell you where I was, what the game was, who I was with.

It's like the nine to eleven for you. You can tell me exactly what the situation was when it happened.

Bengals Vikings twenty thirteen. They clinched the AFC North destroyed Minnesota. I'm standing in the south end zone getting a halftime beer with my friend TJ. And he says to me, are we watching monkeys riding dogs? And I looked at him and I said, hurting sheep. And then they brought it back for a Thursday night game the following year, and my friend that I was at that game was said to me, I have never seen you as happy

Yeah. I was talking with somebody at the bar who's, you know, more like my age, not quite as me, but I said yesterday, I said I want the Dad Bod Olympics because you know, I'm watching all these people with their washboard stomachs and you know, with exception of one of the women who was a hammer throw person, and uh and some water polo ladies, but they're kind of broad shouldered, to say the least. But anyway, that's I guess the nature of the sport. But there ought

Mo?

Uh, yeah, it's every weekend when I play golf.

By the way, the joke, the gift from Wally was a was a golf joke. That's why I thought you'd enjoy it. And I just told it. All right, all right, here we go here here, here's the thing. I'll tell it to you now. All right, So for you who are already heard the joke, sorry, I'm going to repeat it for Mo, since I already warned him that it was going to happen and he didn't tune in anyway, all right.

So well as I had duty, he's got in a way, I got to know.

That's a cool take care of Crossley, all right, So guys, on the seventh tee, he slices his T shirt off into a heavily wooded ravine. So he goes after his ball. He's got his eight iron in his hand to go search for the ball, and he's scrambling through the underbrush and he sees something glistening underneath the leaves. Turns out it's an eight iron clutched in the hand of a skeleton. And he calls to his friend Jack, who's playing with him, and said, Jack, we got trouble down here. He said,

Well done.

Yeah, So there you go. The Reds last night losing in Milwaukee, a team absolutely have to win a few games against if they entertain any thoughts at all about a wild card spot or playing beyond this season. And once again, the Brewers are the Brewers and the Reds are the Reds. I mean, you can't get a zebra to change stripes, right, Is that basically your assessment?

Yeah? I mean I said yesterday the Reds are gonna get a good, up close look this weekend at what they need to be because you know, all season along, one of the backstories of a year for the reg has been the injuries, right, And it's undeniable. It's had an impact on the season. This team would be better if they had Matt McLean, and they would be better if they had maybe not had TJ. Friedel go in the injury list multiple times, and that they perhaps be

Do you think that if it hasn't happened already with kids going back to school, that we'll see a lot of seven and eight year old boys with blonde buzz cuts.

I think you're gonna see a lot of twenty seven or twenty eight year old men was blonde bus cuts? Right, they'll just sell it the brow.

There's there's no excuse for that. If you if you're seven or eight, okay, if you're if you're twenty eight years old, and you have that kind of emulation going on, you're you're a little bit uh yeah, I think you're a little bit beyond the pale. But that's me.

Well, you know, when when when Joe, when they when when the Bengals were, you know, streaking towards the Super Bowl three years ago, if Joe broke out those expensive sunglasses, suddenly like every dude was buying the chet knockoffs, Which fine, whatever, whatever people want to wear. I don't care to each their own, but uh yeah, if if, if you're going to buy the sunglasses, are you really going to be

Well, you know, I expect this kind of behavior out of some grown women, but the grown men should not act like swifties.

I'm sorry, Oh many do I know?

Many?

Many?

Many do.

Grown men acting like swifties. What do you expect to see tonight? In the first series? The Bucks are not playing any of their starters, the Bengals are and for the first quarter at least, what do you want to see out of Joe Burrow and the Bengals offense and the Bengals defense.

Well, I think from an offensive perspective, just something crisp, just something that doesn't look clunky.

I think.

Then my guy Tony Pike has talked a lot about this. That really one of the more interesting things about the way the Bengals played toward the end of the season last year was they put Jake Browning under center. They ran the ball more effectively. And that's not a way the Bengals have played offense with Joe Burrow as quarterback because he prefers to be in the shotgun, and so maybe not so much tonight, but as the preseason unfold and as the season begins, I think that's something really

There you go, no more nine and seven guys. We have higher aspirations for this team. Mo Eggar, Thank you as always. Go take care of your take care of your daughter.

Okay, I don't know what's going on in the other room, but I.

Can figure it out.

Okay, take care counselor how are you? I'm good man. How about you go ahead talk to me about Saturday midday. Well, I'll tell you what lots going on.

We're going to talk about Tim Walls and how unlike the mainstream media gave the welcome to JD Evans talk about the cakewalk he's getting with his incredible radical record.

I mean, he's more like.

Tampon Ti tampon Tim, Hey, you know, as a Marino so farther than that, I mean freaking tampon machines in fourth grade boys bathroom, as as a as a master's sergeant or whatever he claimed to have been in the military. Do you think that they had tampons for the troops there or maybe they didn't And that's why he that's.

Why he, you know, walked away from his men. Yeah, in combat, he says, stolen valor, Tim, stolen valor, tampon. I can't figure one heart beat away from the president. She wouldn't have picked Josh Shapiro because he's Jewish. Oh no, do you think so?

Who's on the program. Gonna talk to Janis Heiseel. He's the Trump reporter for the Epoch Times. We're going to talk to her about what's going up on that campaign, and we're going to talk to Yiddi at eleven thirty about the reds fading hopes.

All right, one more time here before we get out of here. Austin Elmore, you there still there, Austin, I'm here. Yeah. I want to say thank you very much. It was it was great to have you back in for a Saturday morning, and if you get a chance to talk to Liam, tell him exactly what he's expected to do from now on. Okay, all right, I will. I appreciate it, all right, thank you. Have a fantastic day. The after the show show at Huddles Cafe. If you want to