Sadly, due to unavoidable real-life difficulties, we're going to have to take a break in order to make sure that season three wraps up in the way it deserves. Thank you for your understanding and we'll see you in 2024!
not really sure if this counts as a gpws episode tbh, but this is how the big man wants to manage his feed, so whatevs. i think perfuma may have gone mad with power or something. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard
FEAR THE GREAT AND UNKNOWABLE EPISODE SEVEN! BUT WITHIN FEAR LIES KNOWLEDGE--KNOWLEDGE OF LAVENDER! AFTER DRINKING DEEP OF THE WISDOM HEREIN, YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH ALL THE ACTIONABLE INFORMATION YOU COULD DREAM OF REGARDING LAVENDER: WHAT TYPE OF SOIL TO USE, HOW MUCH WATER TO GIVE IT, AND WHETHER IT IS SAFE FOR PETS AND IDIOTIC MINIONS! AND... THAT'S IT, ACTUALLY! YES, DESPITE THE PRESENCE OF A THREE-AND-A-HALF-YEAR-OLD IN THIS RECORDING, THINGS WENT QUITE SMOOTHLY! PERHAPS OVERLY SMOOTHLY! BUT...
NOTHING ESCAPES THE COLD AND MERCILESS GAZE OF EPISODE SIX OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR! MY OWN GAZE IS SIMILARLY COLD, MERCILESS, AND INESCAPABLE--AND IT HAS NOT ESCAPED MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING OF LATE OF A "LACK" OF "PLANT CONTENT" ON THIS "PLANT PODCAST" IN FAVOR OF AN "OVERABUNDANCE" OF "CHARACTER-CENTRIC SCHTICK!" WELL, THAT CHANGES NOW! OR, PERHAPS MORE ACCURATELY, SOON! WHILE WE DON'T GET AS INTO THE TOPICS OF TRIOSTAR STROMANTHES AND CHICKWEED AS ONE MIGHT DE...
Greetings to you, Pointer Pals, whether you be aquatic, land-based, or amphibious like yours truly, and welcome to the latest installment of the internet's greatest Garden Plots with Skeletor recap podcast, Garden Plot Points with Mer-Man! In this exciting episode, we sit down with none other than Duncan (FKA Man-At-Arms) for a chat about everyone's favorite show, Garden Plots with Skeletor! We chat about the goings-on at the Royal Palace of Eternia, the status of Prince Adam's alignment, and wh...
EPISODE FOUR IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! AND NO, THAT REFERENCE ISN'T OUTDATED, YOU'RE OUTDATED! THANKFULLY FOR YOU, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T RECEIVE THE INTELLECTUAL BOUNTY THAT IS THIS EPISODE'S SEGMENT ON CATNIP! SADLY, THAT IS THE ENTIRETY OF THIS EPISODE'S PLANT CONTENT--ASIDE FROM A BRIEF "LEAF IT TO ME" THAT ENDS SOMEWHAT UNEXPECTEDLY--BECAUSE, AS IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY FREQUENT, I ONCE MORE FIND MYSELF ON THE RECEIVING END OF YET ANOTHER BOUT OF ANTICS FROM A PARTICULAR HOUSEGUEST AND HI...
LOOK UPON EPISODE THREE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! YES, DESPITE THE ADDED... COMPLICATIONS... OF MY CURRENT SITUATION, I STILL FIND TIME TO TRAIN YOU IN CULTIVATING THAT MOST SEEMINGLY-DIFFICULT OF FLOWERS, THE ORCHID! WE GO SO FAR AS TO DISCUSS THE POSSIBLE EDIBILITY OF THIS FLOWER VIS-A-VIS BEAST MAN! AND WITNESS WHAT OCCURS WHEN A CERTAIN HOUSEGUEST MAKES THE MISTAKE OF CROSSING ME *AND* MY ORCHIDS! LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL--A SKELETOR WHO IS *TECHNICALLY* GOOD ...
IT IS TIME TO EMBRACE THE INEVITABILITY THAT IS EPISODE TWO OF SEASON THREE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR! YES, DESPITE THE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS FROM CERTAIN FLUFFY EMBODIMENTS OF COSMIC MIGHT AND WITLESS PONYTAILED HOUSEGUESTS, THIS MONTH'S EPISODE CONTINUES THE RELENTLESS MARCH OF KNOWLEDGE FOR WHICH ALL OF YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN CONSTANT STATES OF OVERWHELMING GRATITUDE! OR SO I ASSUME! THIS EPISODE'S KNOWLEDGE INCLUDES A DETAILED DISCUSSION ON GROWING AND STORING BEETS! WE DISCUSS BAY LAUR...
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE MY GARDENING WISDOM, ONLY TO FIND THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON THREE WAITING FOR YOU! OF COURSE, THINGS HAVE... CHANGED... SLIGHTLY, BUT ONE THING THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE IS MY DEDICATION TO IMPROVING YOU AND YOUR GARDENING KNOW-HOW! TO THAT END, WE'LL BE REVISITING SOME OLDER TOPICS IN GREATER DEPTH! WE ADDRESS A LISTENER QUESTION ABOUT WATERING PROPERLY! OUR GLOWING, FLUFFY COMPANION FINALLY ACQUIRES A SUITABLE MONIKER! AND RILEY'S NEW SOUND BOARD HAS ARGUABLY DRIVEN...
turns out, some folks out there have Opinions and Want To Share Them. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Hordak: Neal Butler Cobra Commander: James D'Amato Megatron: Miles Schneiderman Evil Seed: Nathaniel Hubbard Gargamel: Nathaniel Hubbard Mumm-Ra: Dan Mulkerin Dr. Claw: Rafael Medina Man-At-Arms: Jarod K Anderson
Prepare yourselves for season 3 of Garden Plots with Skeletor with this very accurate trailer filled with 100% genuine clips that will absolutely be in said season. Tremble at its veracity! Cast: Narrator: Nathaniel Hubbard Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina He-Man: Kris Newton Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Whiplash: Liz Logan Riley: Kit Mulkerin Man-at-Arms: Jarod Anderson Music Used: The Descent by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4490-...
need to put something on to help your kids fall asleep? definitely don't use this one. Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Whiplash: Liz Logan Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin "Mana Two - Part 1" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
POSTED HERE FOR POSTERITY, AND SO THAT YOU MAY ALL LISTEN IN AWE TO THE NEWEST OF MY INNUMERABLE TALENTS! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard
i don't know where i got the idea that the chaos around here would somehow decrease or something. Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin
gotta keep up on the news of the day, amirite? Cast: Newscast-or: Nathaniel Hubbard Egmont Overture by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3702-egmont-overture License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
guess what happens when you bring animals into the recording booth? Cast: Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Aqua-Kitty: Kit Mulkerin
maybe the minions have too much free time. gives me a chance to test out my dope new sound board tho. Cast: Beast Man: Rafael Medina Perfuma: Meganbob Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Ambient sound effects from tabletopaudio.com
straight from the snake mountain answering machine. Cast: Hordak: Chris Sims
see y'all this summer!
this is a huge one, blah blah blah, nothing will ever be the same again, etc, you know the drill. more importantly, hit me up if you have good ideas for cat names, because so far the only possibilities we have are, like, ocean or fish puns, and i'm not coming to work if i have to see a cat named "sea purrtle." i just don't have it in me. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Garden Plots with Skeletor season 3 coming in June 2...
IF YOU CAME SEEKING COMFORT AND REASSURANCE FROM EPISODE 21, YOU WOULD BEST BE SERVED LOOKING ELSEWHERE! BUT IF YOU SEEK RELENTLESS, UNAPOLOGETIC, AND ABOVE ALL, *EVIL* KNOWLEDGE, THEN OPEN YOUR EARS AND PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR WORLD SHAKEN! BECAUSE YES, OF COURSE YOU RECEIVE ONLY THE EVILEST OF KNOWLEDGE FROM MY SHOW, WHAT WITH ME BEING THE EVILEST! ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WITH A BRAIN BETWEEN THEIR EARS WOULD DARE TO INSINUATE OTHERWISE! SADLY THE WORLD IS NOT WITHOUT ITS SHARE OF BRAINLESS BOOBS, SO I...
can't type now, gotta look up remedies for hornet stings Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Evilseed: Nathaniel Hubbard Cobra Commander: James D'Amato Mumm-Ra: Dan Mulkerin
HOPEFULLY THE HOLIDAY SEASON HAS PUT YOU IN THE MOOD FOR COWED SUBSERVIENCE, FOR THAT IS ALL THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE OVERWHELMING FORCE THAT IS EPISODE 19! WE ARE JOINED THIS EPISODE BY A GUEST FROM THE OBJECTIVELY LESSER PODCAST "MY PRINCESS, MY PRINCESS, AND BOW," AND PERFUMA BRINGS HER TYPICAL FLAWED POINT OF VIEW AS A REFRESHING COUNTERPOINT TO MY UNFLAGGING PERFECTION! THIS EPISODE WILL TEACH YOU NOT ONLY ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS CACTUS, BUT ALSO ABOUT HOW TO DEVELOP YOUR ACTING SKILLS TO TH...
NOTHING, NOT A SINGLE THING OR EVENT IN ALL HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE TERRIFYING MAGNITUDE OF EPISODE 18! AND NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP ME FROM OBTAINING THAT WHICH I DESIRE AND DESERVE--NOT THE ONGOING CRIPPLING DEBT FROM THE CONTRACTARIANS, NOT THE ERSATZ "EVIL" OF MY WORTHLESS NEPHEW, AND NOT THE SEEMINGLY UNAVOIDABLE CHAOS OF A CAR WASH FUND RAISER! THIS EPISODE WILL PRESENT YOU WITH VITAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DEALING WITH SALT CONTENT IN YOUR SOIL AND WATER, THE IMP...
DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS OF MY INNUMERABLE FOES, EPISODE 17 HAS ARRIVED WITH FORCE AND FURY! AND YES, LISTENERS, I AM CONSTANTLY BESET BY MY SHORT-SIGHTED LESSERS WHO SEEK AT EVERY TURN TO THWART MY GRANDIOSE PLOTS, BUT WHEN ONE IS POSSESSED OF SUCH TENACITY AND CREATIVITY AS MYSELF, ONE NEED NOT WORRY! WHO BUT SKELETOR WOULD NOT ONLY LEVERAGE THE SALE OF BAKED GOODS TO OVERCOME FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES, BUT ALSO MANAGE TO INCLUDE IMPORTANT FACTOIDS ABOUT BOTH CARDAMOM AND CACAO, DESPITE THE FIERY...
hey y'all. with things at snake mountain being kinda up in the air still, i figured i'd drop a little something into the feed in the meantime. it's something i worked on a bit on the side when i popped over to etheria. perfuma and some of the other princesses over there wanted to try their hand at podcasting, so i gave them a hand. i think it turned out pretty good. they gave some advice, they talked about stuff... one of them really liked punking this cat lady for some reason... anyway, you sho...
if you listened to the last episode, you know stuff got weird. guess what? stuff is no less weird in this one. i think i need a break. i hear etheria is nice this time of year... Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina Two Bad: Jef Aldritch and Jon Taylor He-Buddy #1: Miles Schneiderman
well, uh... how to describe this one? if you've been listening, you know about snake mountain's money problems. the gang decides to fix it with a dinner theater murder mystery and... well, things get pretty weird. i'm writing this way after all this stuff happened, obviously, and i'm still trying to figure out how to process all this. i dunno, just listen i guess. you'll see what i mean. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man:...
WHEN YOU GAZE INTO EPISODE 13, EPISODE 13 ALSO GAZES INTO YOU! YET YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF WELCOMING ITS PIERCING STARE, FOR DESPITE THE CONSTANT CONNIVING INTERRUPTIONS OF BOTH A TREASONOUS, LARCENOUS PEACE LILY *AND* THE LATEST OF SNAKE MOUNTAIN'S MORONIC MONARCHS, THIS EPISODE STILL MANAGES TO DIG INTO SUCH DIVERSE TOPICS AS CARING FOR PEPEROMIAS, DEALING WITH MOLD GROWTH IN YOUR SOIL, AND THE POTENTIAL LETHALITY OF GINGKO TREES! AND THAT WAS ONLY THE PRE-PLANNED KNOWLEDGE PRESENTED IN THIS EPI...
THERE EXISTS NO FREEDOM FROM EPISODE 12, ONLY FREEDOM *THROUGH* EPISODE 12! JUST AS I CAN FIND NO FREEDOM FROM THE YOKE OF ETERNIA'S MOST IRKSOME HOLIDAY, SIBLING'S DAY! THAT'S RIGHT LISTENER, EVEN WHILST TRAPPED ON A BOAT WITH TWO OF ETERNIA'S MOST BRAINLESS BEARDED BUMBLERS (AND ALSO TWO OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE LARGELY FINE), I STILL FIND TIME AND OPPORTUNITY TO FURTHER YOUR CRITICAL BOTANICAL EDUCATION! WE LEARN OF PLANTS THAT CAN DOUBLE AS CUSHIONING FOR THOSE IN YOUR LIFE WHO REGULARLY CAREEN ...
