Holy shit, Matt Kessler made it to California! Also, he works at Sony now, so he's been kind enough WikiLeaks us everything he knows about the PS5, jugs, an upcoming 48-hour Teemo game jam, Persona Jesus, and throwing up on the Queen of England when he was 10. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.l...
Oct 21, 2013•43 min
This is our last Skypecast. Siri, change Nick's name to Grunkus. Onions the Ogre and Waffles the Donkey. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Oct 03, 2013•41 min
Welcome to Doonesburglars, the hottest political podcast this side of the... politics! This week's installment includes such hot-button issues as Yom Kippur, Yves Guillemot Pt. 2, Goldmember and sleep gender. (NOTE: this week's Doonesburglars bonus skit is "Tom Is The Mayor Goes To The Lawyer." Enjoy!) Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/B...
Sep 20, 2013•37 min
In this week's Podburglars, Matt Kessler fucking plays DOTA during the fucking podcast. What the fuck. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Sep 13, 2013•34 min
Look, here's the deal: Nick and Ben decided it would be funny to get drunk before, during, and after this episode. By the time we finished recording, there were three spilled beers, two empty fifths of hard liquor, and one of us was bleeding. Talking points include comedy cutoffs, Yves Online, Miami Fase, and Spyder Kids. #GirlWoody Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick o...
Sep 05, 2013•47 min
Daddy Has The Hiccups. Imakuni. Sick Semper Tyrannis. Muiclac. The Herky-Jerky Coaster. Business in the butt. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Aug 16, 2013•38 min
Our generation's Sonic Generations. Groan-Ups. Rogbert. Free eggs. #irespectbirdo Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Aug 06, 2013•50 min
In the window looking ghouly and sus. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Please don't follow Andy on Twitter: http://twitter.com/AndyProblems Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Jul 21, 2013•32 min
This podcast is pretty much exclusively about Matt's unemployment now. And Pokémon. #damnitstrue Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Jul 02, 2013•36 min
This time around, we dig into Matt Kessler's resume and try to figure out if Wario is Mario's cousin. Also, a lot of stuff happens in between those two things. Gameburglars: Incest Has Never Been Hotter.™ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Jun 07, 2013•38 min
Shouts out to Gruntilda, Stevia "Kern" Robinson and Birdbenmotherfather for guest-hosting this week. Here's your last chance to support Ben's Kickstarter to be super tall in Japan: http://igg.me/at/bigben Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
May 29, 2013•31 min
This week's episode is a hard one to describe. We've got a wide variety of unexpected special guests, including Peter Berkman from the rock and roll music band Anamanaguchi, plus brief cameos from New York stand-up comedian Skip Reynolds and Nick's horrible roommate Andy. And this is all Blu-Ray. Anamanaguchi's Kickstarter for making beautiful things: http://kck.st/138oyrp Ben's Kickstarter for being super tall: http://igg.me/at/bigben Skip Reynolds' MySpace: http://myspace.com/skipreynolds Them...
May 11, 2013•32 min
Gameburglars.LLC presents: Stouffer's® Eggo Mini's™ Uncrustables. Ben is tall. I'm the Dr. Manhattan of getting horny. Check out Ben's Indiegogo and let's get him to Japan: http://igg.me/at/bigben Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp
May 05, 2013•37 min
This week, we meet Matt Kessler's son Fernando. That's about all we're gonna say. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp
Apr 25, 2013•32 min
This week, Kessler embarks on a dark spiral into horniness, we say the p-word a lot, and we meet Ben Quigley, tallest gamer in the Netherlands. We also take this opportunity to distribute a quick audio survey to maybe determine what the point of this podcast is. The snakes have never been higher. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Apr 11, 2013•35 min
In our most avant-garde episode yet, Ben, Nick and Kessler return for another round of Podburglars. Oh, also: we don't know what "avant-garde" means. It means "really, really dumb," right? We also get a little Pavlov with this one, so when you hear the tone, expect some quality jokes. Topics include Knuckles dating sims, CD-ROMs, seedy ROMs, and Ken Latrine. Also, Kessler lapses into character as Wario. Plus: will we continue our inadvertent tradition of making some sort of Mario-themed semen jo...
Apr 05, 2013•36 min
This week we talk about all sorts of cool new hot games... who are we kidding? This week we talk about Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure for, like, 45 seconds, but the rest of it is super gross. Like, "putting sugar on Frosted Flakes" gross, but also "PeteyPiranhaBukakke.WAD" gross. I’m sorry. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Mar 20, 2013•36 min
On the first-ever episode of The Croodcast - the official podcast of the The Croods fandom - Ben and Nick snag an exclusive special guest: Stuart Cleaver , fresh from the set of The Croods! Join them for a discussion of the unofficial Croods message boards, working with Nicolas Cage and Croodwig Von Beethoven, and a few other Croodsclusive treats. Theme song: Fred Flinston - "It's The Flimstones" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Mar 11, 2013•36 min
On this week’s #episode of #Podburglars, we manage to talk about #McDonalds and #Birdo again. Seriously guys, we’re like #6 episodes in and we’re already running out of things to #say. Also, Kessler talks about video games IN SCHOOL!? Nick dishes on #hashtags... and we all end up talking about Lanky Kong’s penis. #BirdoCast #Podcast #FiveStars http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Feb 28, 2013•25 min
On this week's episode of "Oh, No!", Kessler airs his Twitter grievances, Nick reminisces about first-person Xbox vomiting and Ben ventures into the uncharted territory known as 'inappropriate humor.' http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp...
Feb 14, 2013•33 min
Move over, Denzel, there are some new Great Debaters in town. Listen in on this special episode as Nick, Ben, and Kessler argue the most explosive debate in history. Who do you think won? Let us know, because we're not tired of hearing about Metal Gear. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp
Feb 01, 2013•30 min
Just in time for Christmas, the fellas gather 'round the fire to discuss Burger King games, Olmec, inappropriate Hannukah gifts, Mario Party 9's box art and all sorts of weird shit. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp
Jan 31, 2013•36 min
LOOK. I'M SORRY, GUYS, OKAY? I'M SORRY. HERE IT IS. iTunes link / RSS / Download (MP3) Yup - it's the final episode of Internal Affairs (for the foreseeable future, at least)! It has been a wild, loud, frequently pretty funny (and frequently pretty unfunny) ride, and it's totally crazy that something like 1,400 of you have stuck around for every episode. You guys are amazing, and I love each and every one of you specifically and individually. And internally! (Ew!) As for the super-tardiness: the...
Aug 19, 2011•58 min
It's the second to last episode of Internal Affairs, and we totally squandered it a conversation about Trix cereal, Matt LeBlanc and other dumb things! Aw, man! iTunes link / RSS / Download (MP3) in this, the penultimate episode of Internal Affairs (for summer 2011, at least!), things are livelier than ever! We jaw about cereal, the premiere of the Spook Look, GB downtime, BART downtime and Matt LeBlanc. Dig it!...
Aug 10, 2011•27 min
It's been a crazy seven days for the Whiskey interns! Yeah, there's a teeny bit of Farmville discussion in there, but it's mostly a blend of soundboard abuse, Luigi's Mansion talk and premonitions of the impending punksportsalypse. Enjoy! iTunes link / RSS / Download (MP3) Man, this was a super fun episode to record. Also: To the dude who sent us an email asking about our Twitter accounts: you got it! Nick Robinson: Babylonian Ben Pack: PackBenPack Matt Kessler: MattBodega Steve: LemonPuddingPop...
Aug 03, 2011•30 min
We did it. We autotuned Kessler. You're welcome. If you're already listening, stick around for discussion of Miyazaki films, midnight livestreams and more! iTunes link / RSS / Download (MP3) Now for a little housekeeping: our iTunes feed is finally in working order! The podcast name, the episode descriptions, the album art: it's ALL THERE . The release dates for the first four episodes got a little bit jacked up in the process, but dude, whatever, that's internet for you. It's all smooth sailing...
Jul 27, 2011•37 min
Lotsa broadswords, lotsa meatballs. The good joke siren. Astroklepek. Sunny Funny Woo-Woos. Friday Nightlights. Flunked Up. MoanZone. Special guests technically include Matthew Rorie and Ryan Davis. (This is mostly a lie.) Oh, also: we're a Wednesday podcast now. HANDLE IT. As per usual, direct all electronic mail correspondence to interns AT whiskeymedia DOT com....
Jul 20, 2011•37 min
The third episode of Internal Affairs happened, and it's my favorite episode yet. iTunes link / Download (MP3) What uuuuuup! Matt Kessler's back, Steve II has departed and our third episode is upon us! Jump in and enjoy this episode LOADED TO THE GILLS with information on Quick Looks, Harry Potter spoilers, Nintendownload trailers and other stuff! It's a 27-minute party, and you guys are invited. It's also come to my attention that, despite our iTunes presence being totally jacked, we already ha...
Jul 15, 2011•27 min
It's our second episode, and this one's all over the place! This time, we've got two new Intern Steves 'round the podcast table: Steve " Lemon " Ramirez and Steve " EpicSteve " Beynon. Join us as we discuss the new intern, Lemon's first I Love Mondays, Steve's deployment to Afghanistan and more! Dragon Ball Z might get mentioned once or twice. Who cares. OH, ALSO: we're on iTunes now! It ain't pretty, but it works! (If you're having trouble getting the new episode: hit subscribe, go to Podcasts,...
Jul 08, 2011•31 min
Hey, you guys like Whiskey Media, right? Well, good! Because we ('we' being myself, Matt Kessler and Ben Pack ) just created a brand-new podcast from within WM's hallowed halls. In it, we discuss what each of us have been doing here, how working at Whiskey Media has lived up to our expectations and a handful of other things that have nothing to do with Whiskey Media at all! Brace yourselves, homies. Honestly, I'm actually feeling pretty good about how this dumb little experiment turned out. Thes...
Jun 30, 2011•26 min
