Catelyn stares into the abyss, and the abyss stabs Renly!! Originally livestreamed on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wps890Rz3d4 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX HOTD livestream with Glidus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThJ3w4ShOJY Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Alt Schwift gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-g9-BX27pn...
Dec 11, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 107
HOTD talk with Glidus! Original livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThJ3w4ShOJY Glimbus Twitter: https://twitter.com/NotGlidus Glimbus music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1z7u1... Schwift YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/AltSchwiftX Schwift Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Dec 04, 2022•3 hr 20 min
YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QpJSOXa4oI Glidus: https://www.youtube.com/@Glidus Schwift: https://www.youtube.com/@AltSchwiftX Podcast: https://art19.com/shows/game-of-thrones-abridged---alt-schwift-x Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g 50+ hours of extra videos on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/749784 And on Nebula: https://nebula.tv/altschwiftx?videoType=plus Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/altshiftx.bsky.social Twitter: https://twit...
Aug 19, 2022•2 hr 33 min
YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbq7SN_3NLo Glidus: https://www.youtube.com/@Glidus Schwift: https://www.youtube.com/@AltSchwiftX Podcast: https://art19.com/shows/game-of-thrones-abridged---alt-schwift-x Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g 50+ hours of extra videos on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/749784 And on Nebula: https://nebula.tv/altschwiftx?videoType=plus Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/altshiftx.bsky.social Twitter: https://twit...
Aug 01, 2022•6 hr 14 min
Sansa sees the worth of knights and kings. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzJvJ_PS-8c Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Alt Schwift gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-g9-BX27pnRKM7Hl1ddz0Q Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1489693...
Jun 07, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 106
Discussing some truly deranged ASOIAF theories with special guest Glidus! YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bm_i8nKFGY Subscribe to Glidus: https://www.youtube.com/Glidus Alt Schwift X Random ASOIAF Theory Generator: https://perchance.org/12i9qik15r 50+ hours of extra videos on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/749784 Also on Nebula: https://nebula.tv/altschwiftx?videoType=plus Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdU...
Apr 18, 2022•5 hr 15 min
5 hours of ASOIAF theories. Part 2 of "Ultimate ASOIAF Theory Iceberg 🧊": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5zDjMnMKk Iceberg by u/coldcoldwellington (Jack Garland Barter): https://www.reddit.com/r/IcebergCharts/comments/mrtm37/asoiaf_theory_iceberg/ Alt Schwift X ASOIAF Random Theory Generator: https://perchance.org/12i9qik15r Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Goo...
Apr 14, 2022•4 hr 57 min
2 hours of ASOIAF theories. Part 1 of "Ultimate ASOIAF Theory Iceberg 🧊": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5zDjMnMKk Iceberg #1 by u/mo_exe: https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/mum5pw/spoilers_main_the_asoiaf_theory_iceberg/ Iceberg #2: https://i.imgur.com/CDIiVsx.png Alt Schwift X ASOIAF Random Theory Generator: https://perchance.org/12i9qik15r Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-a...
Apr 14, 2022•2 hr 23 min
Stannis and Renly give each other noogies beneath the looming shadow of total metaphysical annihilation. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPZGOdE1iuc Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Alt Schwift gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-g9-BX27pnRKM7Hl1ddz0Q Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJj...
Jan 16, 2022•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 105
Arya braves ghosts, ghouls, and feudalism. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewupU0d1wHo Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysi...
Nov 02, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 104
Subscribe to the podcast: https://art19.com/shows/game-of-thrones-abridged---alt-schwift-x Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g 50+ hours of extra videos on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/749784 And on Nebula: https://nebula.tv/altschwiftx?videoType=plus Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/altshiftx.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Buy A Gam...
Oct 05, 2021•4 hr 4 min
Tyrion bullies Lancel, poop and balls analysis. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leYv1aS6few Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary an...
Aug 18, 2021•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 103
Bran caught between faith and physics, Frog Spear Questions, GRRM magicked his way out of Bayonne. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVGUfpY6mFA Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abr...
Jul 09, 2021•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 102
100th Episode celebration is a schizophrenic double feature with Arya suffering in the riverlands, and Daenerys tripping in kaleidoscopic Qarth. And there's a charity raffle! With a prize! We raised $1,376.81 for UNICEF's Yemen appeal: https://www.unicef.org/appeals/yemen YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8096qcpmbG4 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt...
May 23, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 100
Tyrion beards the maester, shovel jests, the gamma ray burst rant. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daunR1TBQQA Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and ...
Feb 10, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 99
Theon gets his mast grabbed, Asha trolls relentlessly, the Greyjoys make increasingly poor decisions. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M06p5-uSEbk Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones ...
Dec 31, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 98
Jon disappointed by Craster's midden heap, salmon tanning, Aenys errata. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryl7NnIjOVs Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professiona...
Dec 22, 2020•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 97
Catelyn meets Party King Renly, immense hams, Rugrats parallels revealed. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xoZQgV7Ljk Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features profession...
Oct 20, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 96
Bran presides over future and past, food descriptions, the fate of Betsy the cow. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUMwF__juG4 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features pr...
Sep 19, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 95
Tyrion feeds fire, chin hairs, comet prognostication. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqAWs8pmhJc Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise liter...
Sep 06, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 94
Arya eats worms, the Lommy Problem, leg potions. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wFc4QAAcfI Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK ...
Aug 18, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 93
Sansa suffers, maple syrup famine, pain sucks. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMoPikVgmeg Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is...
Jul 18, 2020•57 min•Ep. 92
Tyrion does a politic, eggs in the bush, D&D writing secrets revealed. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YauWrbC7Rbg Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A S...
Jun 13, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 91
Politics & pretention, Hodor bread theory, hedge wizardry. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nbptcFmxkk Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice a...
May 03, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 90
Love and war, the tragedy of Darth Mao the Wise, sex tunnel. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ljfqjh3sKw Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 AGOT Book 1 on Bandcamp: https://altschwiftx.bandcamp.com/ Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise l...
Feb 28, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 89
Arya sees hell, war breaks everything, Voldemort caused the Long Night. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBUdp0v6BJQ Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 AGOT Book 1 on Bandcamp: https://altschwiftx.bandcamp.com/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second...
Jan 16, 2020•52 min•Ep. 88
Spooky trees, wildling feng shui, Fenrir facts. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JARtWW3llo Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 AGOT Book 1 on Bandcamp: https://altschwiftx.bandcamp.com/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series. See...
Nov 28, 2019•55 min•Ep. 87
Daenerys does a Jesus, mammary lizards, thoughts aren't real. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-G1OuGmIwY Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 AGOT Book 1 on Bandcamp: https://altschwiftx.bandcamp.com/ A Clash of Kings Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's "A Clash of Kings", the second book in the Game of Thrones series. Se...
Oct 26, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 86
Enter the mind of the squid, wallowing tub, peppered crab. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p23Le-7-WUo Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 AGOT Book 1 on Bandcamp: https://altschwiftx.bandcamp.com/ A Clash of Kings Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's "A Clash of Kings", the second book in the Game of Thrones series. See P...
Aug 23, 2019•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 85
Burning gods, canal concerns, Stannis psychoanalysis YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMZgPuTZT3s Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 AGOT Book 1 on Bandcamp: https://altschwiftx.bandcamp.com/ A Clash of Kings Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's "A Clash of Kings", the second book in the Game of Thrones series. See Privacy...
Jul 01, 2019•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 84
