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Gabbin In The Woods

Jon Brooks / Elizabeth Allengabbininthewoods.podbean.com
Elizabeth Allen and Jon Brooks share spooky stories from the world of monsters, aliens, the supernatural and true crime.
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Episodes

Ep 30: Oleg Sokolov - Napolean DIE-namite.

Liz and Jon load their backpacks with grizzly facts and fall blind drunk into the freezing tale of Oleg Sokolov - Russia's worst Napoleon cosplayer and university professor. Sentenced to 12 years for the murder of his student / girlfriend, Sokolov's story is pure scorched earth: a man with a terrible history obsessed with terrible history, a school that enabled his behaviour, IKEA furniture and the worst court room performance since Johnny Rotten was on Judge Judy.

May 09, 20211 hr 23 minEp. 30

Ep 29: Dude! Where's Our Prime Minister?

Jon and Liz dive into the surf of Australia's greatest political mystery - the vanishing Prime Minister Harold Holt. Liz shares the pain of being fired, and Jon learns the terrible truth of how his dearly-departed grandmother aided the war effort in 1939.

May 02, 20211 hr 27 minEp. 29

Ep 28: The C*nts of Monte Cristo

Jon and Liz learn about Monte Cristo Homestead - Australia's "most haunted" house. This story has it all; Horny land holders, murderous mistresses, a bed that's too hot to handle and what can only be described as the worst mental health care in all of Australia.

Apr 25, 20211 hr 12 minEp. 28

Ep 27: Anton LaVey!

Liz and Jon put the "dookie" into "spooky" and visit the story of one of the more notable horror figures of the 20th Century; founder of the Church of Satan, one Mr Anton LaVey. So drop your prayer books and grab your pipe organs and prepare to Callio-pee your pants as we bread bread with the devil.

Apr 19, 20211 hr 29 minEp. 27

Ep 26: The Spalding UFO

Liz and Jon find out what happens when a tough-as-nails farmer has a close encounter in the South Australian bush. Let's just say this ET wouldn't bother phoning home ...

Apr 11, 20211 hr 8 minEp. 26

Ep 25: Bloody With a Chance of Meat Hooks

Jon and Liz battle through the bloody story of Katherine Knight, Australia's OG killer cannibal. Would you marry a woman known for fracturing skulls with a frying pan and keeping knives above her bed? Special guest appearance by Jon's son, who bursts in to the studio after watching "Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs" on his iPad to demand an end to this gory tale.

Apr 05, 20211 hr 8 minEp. 25

Ep 24: Beelze-BOOTY!

Jon and Liz peer into the crack of hell for this twisted tale of souls chased into the mouth perdition and the show trial of the 17th Century: Booty Vs Barnaby.

Mar 28, 20211 hr 9 minEp. 24

Ep 23: Cocksquatch!

Liz and Jon try to keep a straight face as they explore the Enfield Horror, a crypo-monstrosity from the wilds of Illinois. Part beast, part man ... actually, he might be ALL man.

Mar 22, 20211 hr 17 minEp. 23

Ep 22: Alien Abductions - Is ET a snob?

Liz and Jon dig themselves a shallow grave as they dive into the issue of whether alien abductions are unfairly weighted towards the poor.

Mar 14, 20211 hr 19 minEp. 22

Ep 20: Ghost Sex!

I there's something strange, in your underpants. Who ya gunna call? NUT BUSTERS! Liz and Jon ask the immortal question; is it in yet? If the answer is a "maybe", it could be a ghost!

Feb 28, 20211 hr 20 minEp. 20

Ep 19: West Virginia Mothman Horror

Liz and Jon travel back in time to 1968 to a small town in West Virginia to revisit the story of the Moth Man. Is it a rogue Shitepoke, or a mutated horror from beyond the fifth dimension?

Feb 22, 20211 hr 7 minEp. 19

Ep 18: Comedians in Cars Getting Kidnapped

Liz and Jon throw sub judice caution to the wind and talk about the ins and outs of being kidnapped and thrown in the boot (trunk) of Australia's favourite car.

Feb 14, 20211 hr 8 minEp. 18

Ep 17: The Drowning Pool

In this episode, Liz and Jon discuss the legend of the Devil's Pool, a swimming hole in Babinda, Queensland, that's been likened to a washing machine and has claimed more than 17 lives. Is an evil Aboriginal legend to blame, or are white people too arrogant to heed the warnings that swimming in a place called the Devil's Pool is a REALLY BAD IDEA?

Feb 08, 20211 hr 3 minEp. 17

Ep 16: Haunted Homes & Gardens

Things get WEIRD as Liz and Jon try to bring the podcast back to the land of good taste, but instead take a detour through smut valley. They talk Gandhi porn, mistaking a succubus for a house plant and various hauntings around the world.

Jan 31, 20211 hr 19 minEp. 16

Ep 15: The Guy-O-Tine!

Liz and Jon delve into the bizarre, sad and disturbing world of men and intentionally self-inflicted genital injuries. Yuck! Content warnings ahoy!

Jan 25, 20211 hr 1 minEp. 15

Ep 14: Armie Hammer Horror

Jon and Liz get sidetracked by the story of the year (so far): Armie Hammer's very explicit sexy messages. What do you do with these things? Set them to music, of course. Content warning: This episode discusses sexual assault, rape and cannibalism. Listener discretion is advised.

Jan 17, 202159 minEp. 14

Ep 12: The Illinois Enema Bandit

Jon and Liz push half flush and full at the same time and say adios to 2020 as it gurgles around the S-bend. They also remind themselves life could be far worse by visiting the story of the Illinois Enema Bandit.

Jan 03, 20211 hr 6 minEp. 12

Ep 11: Yowies!

Jon and Liz are banished to the lounge room to record a spooky tale of a hairy specimen of bush mega fauna better known as the Australian Yowie.

Dec 28, 20201 hr 18 minEp. 11

Ep 10: Jon Ruins Christmas

Liz comes to Jon's house with a well researched episode on the various horrors of Christmas, and things quickly go tits-up when Jon reveals a terrifying knowledge of water fowl.

Dec 20, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 10

Ep 9: Armin Meiwes - The Day Release Cannibal

Yummy Yummy Yummy I've got Human in My Tummy! Liz and Jon delve into the cooked world of modern day cannibalism and the bizarre story of Armin Meiwes, the computer repair technician who ate a willing volunteer.

Dec 13, 20201 hr 27 minEp. 9

Ep 7: Home Alone(ish)

Liz and Jon reflect on their recent Covid lock-down by looking at some creepy true stories of people who've lived in wall-spaces, under your bed and in your cupboards!

Nov 29, 20201 hr 13 minEp. 7

Ep 5: Lesbian Vampires!

Elizabeth and Jon turn their dirty minds to the classic 1971 sexadelic horror, Vampyros Lesbos!

Nov 15, 20201 hr 9 minEp. 5

Ep 4: Boomer Poo and Uluru

Elizabeth and Jon get topical and talk about one of Australia's most sacred places and the various ways white people have ruined it.

Nov 08, 202047 minEp. 4

Ep 2: The Knowles Nullabor UFO Encounter

Liz and Jon take a butcher's at what is perhaps Australia's most famous UFO encounter, the Knowles Nullabor UFO; a terrifying chase in the middle of the Australian outback. Follow jon: @TheJonBrooks Follow Elizabeth: @lizinatort1000

Oct 25, 20201 hr 10 minEp. 2
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