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Today: Greg has some old man gripes about the traffic and the commute and wants to resurrect his old idea, how many do you get and what would you use it for, bat beauty contest and Goldie Hawn aliens, and have an excellent day friends!

Today: Greg has some old man gripes about the traffic and the commute and wants to resurrect his old idea, how many do you get and what would you use it for, bat beauty contest and Goldie Hawn aliens, and have an excellent day friends!
Today: Sarah saw something strange in the cemetery, it is actually strange that she goes there so much, what is your favorite Halloween movie, to give candy or not to give candy, and have a great day friends - Happy Halloween!
Today: Sarah's sister came to visit for the weekend and it was a lot of fun, getting dressed up and being in a costume contest, Hawthorne Blvd. and exploring, and do you hide or give candy on Halloween? Have a great day friends!
Today: Greg has a weird obsession with his robot lady, Bowie isn't feel the best, lady and the tramp-ing, living in a cemetery, and Taylor Swift is becoming many couples third wheel :) Have a great day friends!
Today: Sarah recaps her adventure north to Vancouver to see Jason Momoa, what it was like and the absolute pandemonium, life without internet, big grilled cheese and rattiest cities, popular Halloween costumes, and more! Have a great day friends! Here's the link to the walk-through video of the craziness at the vodka signing!
Today: We were joined by our friend Aarón Durán to talk about what he's been up to, pumpkins, comics, and all sorts of fun things - he is delightful! :) Be sure to follow his adventures on Instagram , and have a wonderful day you wonderful people!
Today: Time blindness and a sense of urgency, traveling to the great upnorth where the air is different and the people are wiser, Sarah and the great nacho heist, and a huge welcome back to our friends at Asylum ! They are located at 3713 SE Hawthorne Blvd. , and their current hours of operation are Friday - Sunday from 12pm-4pm; you can also make an appointment weekdays between 10am & 3pm by emailing asylum@pdxasylum.com !...
Today: Greg can speak a different language in his dreams, becoming a detective and how country can see city folk better, grizzly bear contests and hottest pepper, rubber duckies and Pac 2, and have a great day friends! :)
Today: Sarah went out of town, going to Poodle Dog and what is the Pup House, random truck stop and finding something creepy, why were there pumpkins and who made them, and more - have a great day friends :) Also, here's the link to see Sarah's creepy Jack-o-lantern video!
Today: Sarah is going on an adventure up north, Greg and the mundane task updates, a new bigfoot has been found in Colorado, fancy people doing fancy things, and more - have a great afternoon friends! :)
Today: Some days are winners, and some days we try to find what rhymes with mutton - guess which day this is? Also today - popular Halloween costumes, pug crawl, find an alien for money, and have a great day friends!
Today: It's Sarah's special day! Greg has lots of fun facts about Libras, where to and find free things on your birthday, what constitutes a meal, mushy peas, and more - have an excellent day friends, back tomorrow! :)
Today: The great nanobot army is getting ready to descend upon us, are you ready to become a zombie, getting stuck in the tunnel and hotwheels loops, egg eating and chucky doll, and have a great day friends!
Today: Greg finally becomes what he has been approaching - Micky Rooney. Also today - honkers and paperclips, and have an excellent day friends! :)
Today: It's the beginning of Sarah's Birthday Month and Greg is already annoyed :) Also today - we have new neighbors that have blowtorches and metal poles (ugh), stay in Shrek's house and being stuck on a rollercoaster, and it's finally here - fat bear week! Have a great afternoon friends, back tomorrow!
Today: We were joined by our pal Jeremiah Coughlan to talk all things comedy, flying to a glacier, going to Salem and seeing witches, new comedy show at White Eagle this Sunday (get your tickets here!) , and much more! Also, don't miss some special bonus content about food balls at the end of the episode :) Have a great day friends!
Today: Sarah went to a place that she hasn't been to in a long time, terrible parking and mean white ladies, granola babies and nice employees, 10,000 bill and dog movies, and the weinermobile is back! Have a great day all! :)
Today: We are both back from our respective trips, Bowie and the great escape, Greg loses his voice, Sarah and the trip to Yachats, toothpaste museum and do NOT go in the porta potty, Ball Talk updates, Pac 2, and more - have a great day friends!
Today: Greg has come up with a unique and, to be fair, gross idea of how to hide eating-in-public shame, Greg and camping and heading to Ricketsfest, Sarah heading to the coast, and have a great weekend dear friends! :)
Today: We were joined by our wonderful friend Randall Lawrence from Robot Pirate Media to talk about filming comedy specials, favorite franchises and fun tattoos, and more - he's great! Thanks for listening friends, back tomorrow - have a great day! :)
Today: Greg learned the hard way that rain in Oregon comes unexpectedly... or, you know, he's lived here his entire life, works at a news station, and should know better :) Also today - thrift store paintings, Loch Ness update, and have a great day!
Today: Greg is nervous to let other people know that he's a dry guy, ordering food and the condiments, scottish ghosts and robot spiders, short guy blames parents and hashtags, and have a great day friends - back tomorrow! :)
Today: Sarah has decided to take up a new hobby, nicknames and how to hustle, leather jackets and carry cases, and I'm sorry, we're just weird. Have a great day all, we love ya! :)
Today: Sarah is watching a very dumb show and is well-aware of it, comfort blankets and aliens, red wine rivers and haunted paintings, and a squatch watch! Have a great day all!
Today: Greg has his fuzzy buddy Bowie in the jeep with him and its starting to attract attention, wearing a backwards hat and weird looks, updates on Ball Talk, and have a great day all!
Today: Songs from movies and She's out of Control, going to the coast and getting a discount hotel room, messy parking lots and dog food window sills, A Star War and college courses, and have a great day friends - back tomorrow!
Today: Sarah and the ongoing weird emails that she keeps getting, world's longest mullet and expensive cheese, dog at a Metallica show, and GREG MAKES HIS SUPERBOWL PREDICTION! Yikes :) Have a great day all - we love ya!
Today: We are finally back after a long hiatus of things that we have no control over happening, back in studio and Bowie at doggie daycare, mask of shame and going back to work, stack of donuts and ball of cheese, and have a great day all! :)
Today: Well, it finally caught him - Greg has Covid. Safely from the basement of his house we do what attempts to be a show, but descends into Greg's hallucinations and not even sure what is happening. Feel better Greg, and we'll talk with you tomorrow friends!
Today: Here is part two of our trip to Palm Springs! This is when things start to take a turn.. but there is adventure along the way! Dinosaurs! Casinos! The best food ever! Also, we will be judging the semi-finals for Portland's Funniest Person tonight at Helium Comedy Club - if you see us there please come say hello :) Have a great day friends!