Casey on Mother's Day, Build Your Own Bible Study (ep 137)
(0:30) Casey's parenting rant (21:00) Mother's Day postmortem (37:00) Build Your Own Bible Study (48:30) Liam Neeson at a Church budget meeting
May 18, 2020•55 min
Fun Sexy Bible Time
Matthew Pierce and Casey Haas lead an irreverent joyride through Christian culture and make a lot of adolescent jokes
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Episodes
TV show pitches, mad libs, Real or Fake: Matthew Edition (ep 136)
(0:30) tv show pitches (6:30) elon musk's kid (21:00) tweet replies (23:30) real or fake (41:30) mad libs
May 07, 2020•55 min
Christian Tweets, listener content (ep 135)
casey's do-over (4:30) tweets (10:30) listener content (29:30)
Apr 26, 2020•55 min
Name that CCM Tune, offensive animals, FSBT Awkward Situations (ep 134)
(0:30) Name that CCM Tune (21:45)offensive animal sounds (32:30) FSBT Awkward Situations
Apr 16, 2020•57 min
CCM pandemic songs, FSBT Awkward Situations, Would You Rather (ep 133)
(0:30) Casey's CCM pandemic playlist (11:00) FSBT Awkward Situations (32:00) FSBT Would You Rather Also one of the Pierce family's pet crickets is in the background, periodically chirping in, do you get it because crickets chirp nevermind
Apr 05, 2020•46 min
FSBT GAME NIGHT: name that tune, would you rather (ep 132)
Casey and Matthew pass the quarantine time by playing FSBT Name That Tune and Would You Rather, also Matthew has a weird rant about Pat Morita
Mar 29, 2020•49 min
Horny Youth Group Games, AFV, Coronavirus Real or Fake (Matthew's Birthday, ep 131)
Casey's AFV rant (0:30) Horny Youth Group Games (11:30) Coronavirus real or fake (26:30) Birthday stuff (31:30) BONUS: backup recorder post-show audio (45:00)
Mar 21, 2020•48 min
Real or Fake: Richard Clark edition, youth group, horror movie ideas (ep 130)
(1:30) Danny's inappropriate jokes (6:00) Ron Swanson isn't real (11:30) Matthew in youth group (15:00) horror movie ideas (21:30) real or fake: Richard Clark
Mar 09, 2020•33 min
christian tweets, song generator, youth pastor billy bob thornton (ep 129)
(2:00) youth pastor billy bob thornton (3:45) casey has questions about matthew's homeschool crew (9:30) christian tweets (27:00) song generator
Feb 29, 2020•46 min
Valentine's Day songs and Would You Rathers (ep 128)
Matthew's basketball comeback (1:00) Matthew and Rod Parsley in 2003 (5:00) CCM Valentine's Day songs (19:30) Would You Rather (34:30)
Feb 13, 2020•47 min
Homeschool Hooters, Into the YouTubes (ep 127)
Casey catches Matthew off guard with an unexpected opener (1:00), then Matthew talks about CHRIST PRIME (8:00). Then we talk about Hooters vs Chick fil A (10:00) Finally, we explore a selection of YouTube clips: "Week Away" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P21Eodtt7w "AKA Public School" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF9L3MSj5GQ Gail Schuler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpZF9YdnRY
Feb 04, 2020•48 min
Abstinence songs, Lewis vs Tolkien (ep 126)
-Matthew's weird CS Lewis impression (0:30) -Abstinence songs (9:30) -Abstinence mad lib (33:00)
Jan 20, 2020•50 min
Inappropriate Christian Wordplay, Would You Rather, Real or Fake: CASEY HAAS (ep 125)
casey meets bekah (3:00) inappropriate wordplay (10:30) would you rather? (18:00) real or fake: CASEY HAAS (27:30)
Jan 12, 2020•42 min
Christian Tweets, Star Wars, Real or Fake Headlines (ep 124)
we sound...better (5:00) casey's star wars rant (11:30) real or fake: headlines (18:00) christian tweets (33:30)
Jan 05, 2020•51 min
Grown up wish lists, real or fake (ep 123)
matthew goes youth pastor on casey (1:00) casey's grown up christmas list (17:30) christian twitter real or fake (29:00)
Dec 15, 2019•44 min
The 2019 Christian Tweet of the Year selection show with Richard Clark (ep 122)
We welcome Richard Clark back to the show and the three of us draft the semifinalists for 2019 Christian Tweet of the Year
Dec 08, 2019•1 hr 3 min
"It's a Wonderful Life" wrap up show (ep 121)
Recorded immediately after FSBT Movie Night, Matthew and Casey go into the darkness on every "It's a Wonderful Life" hot take they have, including -WAS UNCLE BILLY REAL -DID MARY SLUT SHAME VIOLET -RASPBERRIES
Dec 02, 2019•40 min
Peach wine, Matthew's decade, Real or Fake (ep 120)
FSBT AFTER DARK NOT LIVE FROM MATTHEW'S GARAGE IN ALABAMA AND CASEY'S BEDROOM IN FLORIDA Matthew's decade (8:30) announcements (15:00) Real or Fake (20:30)
Nov 24, 2019•42 min
Casey's Decade, real or fake, John Crist (ep 119)
casey's decade (1:00) real or fake (11:00) the john crist story (21:30)
Nov 18, 2019•55 min
Casey's CrossFire testimony, new segments (ep 118)
youth group name-off (1:00) crossfire (6:30) real or fake? (27:00) dumb anger inventories (35:00)
Nov 10, 2019•59 min
Christian Tweets, Halloween Would You Rather (ep 117)
-casey's voskamp tour (1:00) -christian twitter (14:00) -church judgement houses (33:30) -halloween would you rather (43:30)
Nov 01, 2019•56 min
Covenant Spice reviews, John MacArthur is at it again (ep 116)
erotic baptism (1:00) episode rebuttal (6:30) covenant spice reviews (19:00) moore vs macarthur (36:00)
Oct 26, 2019•59 min
FSBT Lady Time Advice Time with Perk City (Ep 115)
Random listener topics (6:30) Casey & Perk do Dear Abby (35:00) mad libs (54:30)
Oct 19, 2019•1 hr 6 min
Theological sex toys, Christian Twitter, mad libs (ep 114)
Theological sex toys (1:30) Is Matthew a big deal (12:00) Tweet mad libs (15:30) Light switch, cont'd (28:00) Tweet replies (37:00)
Oct 13, 2019•45 min
Pastor hypotheticals, IS HEAVEN OVERRATED, and exploding bosoms with Pastor Rich (Ep 113)
Casey remains AWOL as she travels the country hanging out with CCM stars, so Pastor Rich is back on the show to wade through some pastor Would You Rathers, also we talk about exploding bosoms.
Oct 08, 2019•47 min
Christian Tweets, peanut butter, and poison ivy with Nate Claiborne (ep 112)
Casey is out of town on a top-secret undercover theology mission or something. So Matthew calls FSBT veteran Nate Claiborne to run through what's been going on in Christian Twitter
Oct 05, 2019•47 min
Canceling stuff, Abishag, and FSBT Would You Rather (Ep 111)
Matthew's inappropriate sermon titles (1:00) FSBT Cancels stuff (7:30) Abishag and David (28:00) FSBT Would You Rather (43:00)
Sep 25, 2019•55 min
Inappropriate sermon titles, Jarrid Wilson, and amateur electricians (Ep 110)
(2:30) Casey's inappropriate sermon titles (11:00) Jarrid Wilson (25:30) Covenant Spice product reviews (35:45) Tweet replies (41:00) Trump card arguments
Sep 19, 2019•56 min
BIRTHDAY POD: don't share your pizza, Joab, and shape wear (ep 109)
Matthew begins the episode by giving Casey a morning devotion (1:30), followed by listeners' birthday wishes for Casey (4:30). Then, the episode devolves into QUESTION EXTRAVAGANZA (12:00), including random rants about Ruth (24:30)and Joab (33:00), and at various points Matthew and Casey bungle basic details of Bible stories. Finally, Casey does a classic rant on Kim Kardashian's shape wear (53:00)
Sep 06, 2019•1 hr 6 min
Inappropriate-sounding hymns, legalism, and succubus sex demon wives (Ep 108)
-Why was Casey blocked by a stranger? We investigate (1:00) -Is Casey being erased from the FSBT discourse? She weighs in (4:30) -Inappropriate-sounding hymns! (7:00) -Tweet replies (13:30) -Matthew and Casey get serious for 9 minutes about masturbation and legalism (24:30) -Are you married to a succubus sex demon? (35:30)
Aug 29, 2019•55 min
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