Jessica Thompson from Front Porch With The Fitzes stops by for a podcast after dark and we quickly lose control of the proceedings. We talk angel wieners and trains to Bosomville (3:00), which celebrities we'd like to hear preach a sermon (10:00), butt sin (27:00) and Christian Pokemon (30:00)
Michael Chavez drops in to talk about homeschooling in the 90s (7:00), retrace the events of the book Homeschool Sex Machine (18:00), and talk about the strangest Christian school prom ever (30:00)
Lauren RE Larkin (Ezer Uncaged, Key Life, Mockingbird) drops in to discuss church pool parties (10:00), bad theology (16:00), and most importantly, DID RUTH SEX BOAZ? (30:00)
Kendra from The Lazy Genius Collective stops by to rank people named Chris (3:00), talk about all the things we were banned from in the 90s (13:00), which CCM artists could survive the zombie apocalypse (23:00) and why Matthew got blocked by Joel Osteen (36:00)
Casey Haas drops in to discuss Christian songs with inappropriate titles (7:00) and talk about what certain Game of Thrones characters would look like if they were Christian (21:00). Also: mints.
Nate Claiborne (NathanielClaiborne.com, Christ and Pop Culture)calls in while on the road to reminisce about Christian college, explore what ails the Miami Dolphins, and strategize how to survive a deer attack (spoiler alert: watch out for the antlers, baby)
Sarah Taras (Ezer Uncaged, Fundyland Sees Red) drops by to talk about whether there will be Chick-fil-A in heaven (7:00), pitch Saved By The Bell revival ideas (13:00), and talk about her upcoming book on women and lust (33:00)
Rich Cook from Theology After Dark returns to the show to talk about how ducks could conceivably kill an attacking predator (7:00), discuss which Bible figure would be most likely to have a sex tape leaked (16:00), and rank the overrated kinds of candy (27:00)
Wayne Watson drops by for a quick interview about his new album (3:00) and we manage to get him to hang around long enough to tell Rich Mullins and Carman stories (13:00) and give a unique perspective on modern worship music (16:00)
Jenn from the website Sweet T Makes Three calls in to discuss Chick Tracts (2:00), talk about Butt Sin and the purity culture (9:00), take turns pitching ideas for Christian romance novels (16:00), set up this episode's giveaway (28:00), and discuss punching zombie children in the face (31:00)
Mike Wittmann joins the podcast for a late-night discussion on whether Jesus misses shots when he plays basketball (8:00), Dad Skills (15:00), the greatest Dad Movies (26:00), and then Matthew and Mike blow each other's minds by pitching sequel ideas for The Sandlot (49:00)
Pastor Jon Quitt drops in to talk about his upcoming book and also to discuss punching alligators (6:00), bad mission trip ideas (15:00), The Sandlot (20:00), current scandals in Christianity (35:00), and nude football in heaven (49:00)
Lauren from Ezer Uncaged stops by to talk about pirates, whether or not she could defeat a large rattlesnake, Mr. T, and whether or not angels and human ladies were getting it on in Genesis 6.
Rich from Theology After Dark drops in to talk strategy in a hypothetical fight against a wolf, rank his favorite video games, discuss nude baptisms, and pitch ideas for a Christian horror movie.
Kendra makes her debut on the podcast to discuss her 90s crush on Michael W. Smith, Fuller House, and the theology of trying to share the Gospel with zombies.
Author Jessica Thompson stops by to talk about who should narrate an audiobook of Song of Solomon and things quickly get inappropriate.
Sarah from Ezer Uncaged drops in to help rank the best 90s shows from ABC's TGIF block, debate nude evangelism ethics, and reminisce about inappropriate hymn lyrics that made us laugh when we were 11.
Jake from Theology After Dark stops by to talk about which celebrity pastor would survive the longest during the zombie apocalypse, whether or not we could defeat a mountain lion in hand to hand combat, which presidential candidate would make the best youth pastor, and why Southern Baptists like gravy so much.
