Rejected CCM Demos, Part 2 (ep 285)
We react to four more rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s (4:30) song 1 (15:00) song 2 (24:30) song 3 (36:30) song 4
Jun 22, 2025•58 min
Fun Sexy Bible Time
Matthew Pierce and Casey Haas lead an irreverent joyride through Christian culture and make a lot of adolescent jokes
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Moth balls, revolving doors, and the CCM Scandals [ep 284]
(0:00) Future Matthew discusses the Tait apology (12:00) Moth balls, revolving doors, water trucks, and death: Casey weighs in (23:30) The Michael Tait and Sean Feucht scandals
Jun 11, 2025•45 min
The Rejected CCM Demos Episode [ep 283]
Someone sent us a collection of rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s. We listen to them for the very first time, and react live! (11:30) song 1 (20:30) song 2 (31:00) song 3 (40:45) song 4 (50:50) song 5
May 30, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Casey's back: Easter carnage, life dentistry, and droopage [ep 282]
(1:00) uh, sunning buttholes (7:00) life coaching (12:00) vigina (17:00) who is Casey better than? (32:00) Matthew got into trouble on Easter (42:00) Casey's life update
May 11, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Dumb panda mother, rope or nails, and talking CCM with Hunter [ep 281]
Casey is still out, so friend of the podcast Hunter tags in to talk CCM and other stuff: (1:00) Matthew's panda joke (6:00) CCM song credits, remakes (22:30) Rich Mullins (37:30) the CT Easter article (50:00) Sonseed, unique CCM acts The Resting Place: https://open.spotify.com/track/7eIjAyBaIjr0S9O7A0DZJU
Apr 27, 2025•57 min
Edge Jars of Clay, Wikipedia Exchange with Bekah [ep 280]
FSBT family member Bekah subs for Casey today. Welcome back, Bekah! (0:30) an update on Casey (7:00) Proverbs 32 (12:30) decoding an alarming facebook post (27:00) Wikipedia Exchange
Apr 16, 2025•56 min
FSBT Update, Real or Fake: Charisma News, Vabbing [ep 279]
(1:00) fsbt update (11:30) real or fake (23:00) what we're watching
Apr 02, 2025•37 min
Sex swings, recasting "Little House on the Prairie" [ep 278]
Sex swings, recasting "Little House on the Prairie" [ep 278] by Fun Sexy Bible Time
Mar 29, 2025•36 min
Jackie Kennedy diluted my Pine Sol at the plus sized strip show [ep 277]
(1:00) retirement? (7:00) sports update and parenting (19:00) don't dilute a man's pine sol (28:00) you don't think that's giving cringe? drama (34:30) jackie kennedy (45:00) a curious email (55:00) we included the post show audio about hot chicken restaurants to showcase one (1) excellent wiener joke
Mar 09, 2025•59 min
SNL 50, Cobra Kai, and body hair (ep 276)
(13:00) that whole patriarchy hannah thing (24:40) shaving your legs (29:00) SNL 50 (34:00) pitch: "SNL Classic" (41:00) Walmart's bougie brand (49:00) Cobra Kai
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 12 min
Grammy fits, ETHOS SODOM, real or fake: CCM, Would You Rather (ep 275)
(2:00) Casey's random thoughts (22:00) Grammy fits (33:30) real or fake: CCM band edition (49:00) FSBT Would You Rather
Feb 08, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Pardons, Casey on IG, Matthew on Andrew Tate (ep 274)
(5:45) Hot take: pardons are good (10:00) Casey on Instagram, feedback, parents (33:30) Matthew on Andrew Tate
Jan 23, 2025•58 min
Faith based movie pitch: Sacred Hearts, 10 years of FSBT? (ep 273)
(0:30) uh, so this is 10 years? (8:00) checking in on Christian Twitter (13:00) sports drama (17:00) Matthew's mic dies, kinda. We forge on with the backup audio. Sorry! (29:00) Faith based movie pitch: Sacred Hearts
Jan 08, 2025•55 min
FSBT Christmas movie night, with David and Stef (ep 272)
Friends of the podcast David and Stefanie join us to spend an entire episode dissecting a faith-based film about Christmas, zombies, cookies, and...uh...New York cheesesteaks? watch "Christmas Zombies" here, free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12yU1i0p1Uk
Dec 07, 2024•1 hr 12 min
Thanksgiving! Food, Reddit rants, sports, and Winter Jam tickets! (ep 271)
(1:00) Winter Jam ticket/sexual favor inflation (11:00) Casey checks in on Reddit (19:30) Pierce/Haas Sports Update (29:30) Thanksgiving food
Nov 28, 2024•56 min
Sad movies, sports parents, election postmortem (ep 270)
(3:00) Someone is flirting with Matthew, kinda, but not really (11:30) the election is over or whatever (24:00) dilemmas of sports parents (38:00) Mean Creek and movies that hurt
Nov 12, 2024•54 min
Amulets, Would You Rather, sugar babies, and vegetables (ep 269)
(0:00) pre-show audio (6:00) Russell Brand's amulets and vegetables (23:30) $5,000 to eat dinner with Allie Beth Stuckey? (33:15) Proverbs 31 rabbit hole (41:30) Would You Rather (54:15) Durupinar site (rock vagina)
Oct 21, 2024•59 min
Volleyball, Rich Mullins, Russell Brand, and Game of Thrones reconsidered (ep 268)
(7:00) Casey's volleyball questions (18:00) The article about Rich Mullins' sexuality (36:15) Russell Brand baptizing people (40:15) Game of Thrones, reconsidered (49:45) Werner/Arnold/Peter Lorre, it's weird Rich Mullins article: https://medium.com/belover/the-queer-love-of-rich-mullins-f14170612b63
Oct 08, 2024•55 min
Caffeine weaklings, smoking, Would You Rather, and Casey's birthday movie (ep 267)
(4:30) Casey wants to smoke, again (10:30) Jogging (13:00) Caffeine free Coke (18:00) Would You Rather (30:00) Casey's Birthday Movie: For the Birds (46:00) Bigfoot
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr
FSBT Movie Night with Hunter (ep 266)
Casey and Matthew welcome longtime podcast friend Hunter in to dissect the movie "The Badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVXMn9mBciE
Aug 29, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Real or Fake, DreamHaas, actors, cleaning tips (ep 265)
(0:30) pre show audio (8:00) cleaning tips with Casey (18:00) real or fake: Olympic prizes (30:00) DreamHaas (41:00) why aren't famous actors better? (51:00) Olympics for parents
Aug 18, 2024•58 min
The Solomon Rap returns, CCM Video Breakdown: "Written on My Heart" (ep 264)
(0:30) Casey on social media (5:30) The Solomon rap returns! Part 3 (14:30) Shoot the shoot (Olympics, Mr. Rogers) (28:00) CCM Video Breakdown: "Written on My Heart" by Plus One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2_DuNjvI4
Aug 02, 2024•58 min
That Hawk Tuah think piece, Katy Perry's new video, Trump's close call (ep 263)
(1:00) that Hawk Tuah think piece on Christian Twitter (16:00) Matthew convinced Casey to watch the new Katy Perry video (31:00) musing on Trump's close call
Jul 21, 2024•54 min
AI Jan Crouch, crazy eyes, Casey's grab bag, and that whole debate thing (ep 262)
(0:00) pre show audio: AI Jan Crouch and running bleachers (12:00) Kyle Filipowski saga & crazy eyes (25:30) Casey's grab bag of topics: showerheads, Ross, seat belts, exercising, and pastors (58:00) politics or whatever
Jul 05, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Switchfoot, gators, and fun with Christian AI (ep 261)
(4:00) Answering Canada Laura's impossible question (16:30) Casey's went to the Switchfoot Bro-Am (29:00) Matthew reads Christian culture AI
Jun 23, 2024•56 min
FSBT confessions, social media and grief/empathy (ep 260)
(1:30) Casey's word: caterwauling (6:30) FSBT confessions: trees, blood type, and prairies (23:00) self check outs (31:00) social media and grief/empathy
Jun 07, 2024•51 min
Terrence Howard, Joe Rogan, and FSBT Would You Rather (ep 259)
(8:00) Terrence Howard (18:00) Matthew on Joe Rogan and Art Bell as male safe spaces (34:00) FSBT Would You Rather
May 26, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Dust monsters, Podcast Mom, Hot Girl Energy (ep 258)
(0:30) fighting fascism (3:00) podcast mom: delete your bad tweet (10:00) weddings are dumb, hot girl energy, etc (30:00) breaking rules (35:00) kids waking up/bad dreams (41:00) social media check in (44:00) algorithm check in
May 13, 2024•52 min
Horrible Marriage Advice, women's sports, cowgirls, Tebow, and kids (ep 257)
(0:30) that whole "kids are bad" thing or whatever (11:00) weird straws (14:30) what is the ceiling for women's sports? (29:00) christian conferences (37:00) HAPPY MARRIAGE, BEKAH & CURTIS!!!
Apr 26, 2024•1 hr
Canadian Horse Knees, CCM Video Breakdown: Dance or Die (ep 256)
(1:00) Sly Stallone is too pretty (5:30) Casey's shoot the shoot (top sheets, Chick fil-A gift cards, price matching, Tiger Woods abstinence, and Gadsden flags) (27:30) Matthew makes fun of Jason Sudeikis (33:00) CCM Video Breakdown: Dance or Die by Family Force 5 (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9TCFIAUCM
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr 5 min
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