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What? Leila,
I made a new little toy. What'd you make with the help of,
oh yeah, the
AIS. And if it's not linked up yet, I don't have, you know, nice, pretty interface. It's still kind of in the in the beginning stages. But if you go to funfactfriday com, slash search, dot HTML in your internet browser, and like I said, it's a little buggy. And if you want to send me bug notes mail at funfactfriday com, bug reports, we now have a transcript search. It only goes up through episode 195 at this point, but I'm going to be adding episodes weekly to the
Scram. Scram scram script, Yeah. Transcript, search. As we go along, as the new transcripts get uploaded, we're going to, I'm going to be adding them in, but I just grabbed, you know, the bulk of what was already in there, and threw that into the database there, so you can go to funfactfriday com, slash, search. Slash, nope. Funfactfriday, com, slash, search, dot, HTML, you can type in a word and it will dig
through the transcripts of all of our episodes. Now the transcripts are automatically generated using voice recognition, so sometimes a word is misspelled or it thinks that it's a different word. So it's not perfect, because our transcripts aren't perfect, but it is fun. And our topic this week
is ancient civilizations, civil ancient
civilizations. Yes, ranked. We're gonna talk about different rankings, like best to worst, because, you know, we've experienced them all and everything. Yeah, we've got through all of them. So I was like, have we talked about ancient civilizations on an episode? I know we haven't had an episode called ancient civilizations, because I can just scroll through the episodes list on the website, but have we talked about it? And I so I typed in ancient civilizations
into the new transcript search, and it pulled up episode 80. So here, sorry. Episode 30 so 100 and 60s,
eight. Now, please ignore my voice. This sounds terrible.
She was 10, please. She was 10 years old. When we did this, I clicked play. I was gonna find the spot. You wanna do an episode on ancient Rome. Just do ancient, ancient civilizations. We just sort of list with all the things that we do.
I was trying so hard to not make mouth noises. You can hear my mouth being open the entire time.
We've gotten we've gotten better. We've gotten we got better equipment now we've gotten better at mic technique. Yeah, so, but yeah that this is way back when we had pop filters. I just hit Search, and it pulls up, and it says episode 30, and then has the time code of when that word is mentioned, yeah. And really cool. It play. It when you click play, there's a little player on the screen, and it jumps to that spot, and you can listen to it. What's another? 30 years ago? Yeah, 30 years ago,
we were talking about doing this episode?
You know, sometimes you gotta wait, sometimes you gotta wait three and a half years. Yeah, we gotta give them a little it's called a teaser. It's called a cliffhanger. It's called a cliffhanger,
a four year cliffhanger.
So what's another word I could type in that you think maybe we've talked about, or just like, not a common word like and mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayo. How you spell May, mayonnaise, mayonnaise and search 00, because I probably misspelled it.
No, you didn't mayonnaise.
I misspelled it on that search. Ah, there's two ends. Oh,
never mind. You didn't misspell it. I
didn't misspell it. There's two ends. Wow, yeah. So on episode 12, we talked about mayonnaise. Let's, let's give that a listen. It also includes salsa, lettuce and wasabi May. Mayonnaise.
My goodness,
it's so fun to play with. Let's see. And then we didn't talk about mayonnaise after that for 110 episodes.
Hooray. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
What is mayonnaise an instrument? What are we talking? SpongeBob quote, Oh, gotcha. Okay. Okay, so one more, one more.
This one's not we are in Japanese, mayonnaise on a brochure. Brioche bun. I don't think that'd be very good. I think that would just make me cry because I spent so much money on it. That real.
That's closer. That's that's about 30 episodes ago. That was episode 164, like I said, it's very, it's very, it's not pretty right now, like, it just shows the episode and doesn't tell you the name of the episode or any but it's, it's in the works. I'm working on it, and it's pretty neat. Check it out. And, yeah, so I had fun with that. And then what? What else? What else was I going to say about? I don't know. I can't
I can't remember. Yeah, like I said, if you got any Bug, bug bug reports for the for the search, if you go in and mess around with it, let me know. I was having some trouble the first night. But I think that might have been it was caching issues. So anywho, we're gonna be talking about ancient civilizations. Hooray. So leela, let's go back to the old way we used to do things. What's your favorite ancient civilization?
I don't know, I'm a big fan of Mesopotamia, but only because the name is Mesopotamia. Like mesothelioma. Yeah, I really like all the Chinese dynasties, though. Those are pretty dope. I
can never keep those straight in my head. I remember history class we had to have, like, have to do a timeline of which dynasty was around at what, time when we were learning
about these I was in like, what, sixth grade. And, uh, in sixth grade, we just barely did any work. In history class, she would give us the book and made us, like, write down every single question and every single answer, but she didn't check it, so we didn't do anything. So I just kind of read it and didn't do anything. Yeah,
a not good teacher will, um, will mess up history for you. You got to have a good you gotta have a teacher who not only understands, like the dates things happen, but like, why they happened, and like the human story throughout the history. Because if you're just getting dates thrown at you, some people can do that. Some people can, like, take dates and be like, okay, yeah, I get it. But I need a story. I need a
narrative. Yeah? Like, you know, I need people's names and what they did and why they did it, and a good history teacher will make it really interesting. I've had good and I've had really bad. It's like, all right, these are the dates those things happen. These are the names you remember. That test is Friday. I've
had a lot of those, and I've had a lot of the good ones. Yeah,
and you're, you know, going into high school, starting what next week? Yeah, week after next, next week. So yeah, now you're gonna, you get into the big leagues. They don't handhold as much. So I always liked, I always liked Ancient Egypt.
Growing up, like, right around when I was starting to, like, get into that kind of stuff, Egypt was, like, all over the TV, like they were doing, like, history, mysteries of the Sphinx and the pyramids and yeah, and then, like, you go to, like, what's called Indiana Jones. Like, I don't know if that took place in Egypt, but it I thought it was Egypt, because I was, like, far away desert equals Egypt in my brain, and it's got
to be Egypt. Man, I always liked Egypt, but I'm not 100% sure on because there's a lot of conjecture about, like, when, when the pyramids were actually built? If, like, by the time the ancient Egyptians came around, if there was the pyramids were already there. There's a lot of evidence that the Sphinx doesn't look like what it originally looked like that. Some Pharaoh came in was like, I don't like that. I don't like that lion
head on there make it into my face. So there's, like, there's lots of evidence, and then there's lots of fake evidence, because people trying to sell you a book or a documentary
about ancient Egypt. But I always, I always found it super interesting, and like they've done, they know that there's a whole lot more that they haven't uncovered yet, but the government won't let people go in and do excavations, because tourism is like, a huge moneymaker, and if they're excavating stuff and they mess something up, it's gonna be like, Oh, we just lost one of our big attractions. So yeah, they can't let people just go digging around in the.
Underneath the Sphinx. Because of the sphinx collapses. People are like, they're like, Oh, we just lost a whole lot of tourists who wanted to come see the Sphinx. So it I've always liked the ancient Egyptian stuff, the Mayan stuff. I've always been a fan of that art. Oh, okay, so what we're doing is we're doing a completely arbitrary ranking system, kind of like Whose Line is anywhere where the points where the
points don't points are all made up and they don't matter. Yeah, so I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give Ancient Egypt a plus one, just for for being cool. And I gotta, I got a lot of memories of it. You're gonna give the Mesopotamian one mesothelioma point. So okay, so do you have any other points right off the bat to give anybody? Just because just because you're aware of it, you said the Chinese empires, right? Yeah, I'll
give. I'll give China, uh, ancient China. Ancient China. How
many points? Oh, yeah, like, 10 points, 10. Wow. Okay, just because you're really enjoying points awesome, just like the art and the Yeah, culture behind it. Okay, okay, so we actually are going to talk about these a little bit other than just like we're into them. So we've got the Incans, which I always like in my brain, I always put the Incans and the Mayas together, yeah? I mean, I think they were talked about a
lot in the same Yeah. So these are, I don't know what the official when you start calling something ancient, because the Incans was in the 14 and 1500s it went for about a year, yeah, a year, but a century good.
The ancient China dynasties went on to like, 1912 Yeah,
but they, when did they start? Oh, that's the Yeah, like 2000 BC, right? Talking about when they started. So, yeah, the Incans were only around for about 100 years, 1438, to 15, 3280 and it was in Peru Ecuador, which is currently Peru Ecuador and Chile, and was ancient Peru. And then they had engineering excellence as their major highlight. And Machu Picchu. Are you aware of what Machu Picchu is? Sounds cool. Google points. You've seen it. It's, it's like a, oh, I know what it is, yeah,
the civilization on top of the mountaintops. Yeah, really cool looking. I'd love to go there and see it sometime, but
so cool.
So, yeah, I'm on the history cooperative.org is where we're getting a lot of this information that and grok 2.0 yeah, I bought a blue check mark on Twitter. What I spent $8 I wanted to I wanted to see what are you why are you upset? Why? Because I wanted to see what the features. I wanted to see how the features worked. And also wanted to see how much more traction a post on x gets if it has a blue check mark beside it,
versus not. Because I think, I think they said that they sort the blue check marks get higher ranking in the like if, if you comment on a post, it'll appear the blue check marks are always up here at the top when you're reading the comments. So I can force my I can pay my way to the top of the comments on snow. No, I wanted to see I wanted to play with a grok AI, and I wanted to look at the analytics, and I just wanted to mess around with
it. I'm probably not going to keep it. I don't think it's worth it, even though it is. Does have a really good image generation for eight bucks a month.
Just not What do you want to do? A co pilot versus Grog? Yeah,
we could do a co pilot versus grog anytime we come up with a question that we want to ask the artificial the large language models. Let's not call it AI. Yeah. Want to ask the large language models. We'll both ask it the same question, and we'll see which one's talking about dancing and which ones. Mine
doesn't talk about dancing. It's just you.
So I don't know what's wrong with my co pilot.
Any Persian Empire.
What the Persian Empire? I want something talking about Peru. So it was only for about 100 years, but they did build machu, Picchu machu, and they also their their civilization enjoyed perks like freeze dried food and an effective mail system. Messengers used a mind blowing network of roads. It was mind blowing, apparently. And if their durability is anything to go by, Incan, engineers certainly gave modern
counterparts a run for their money. The snaking lines were so decently built, so decent, decent, like, middle of the road. In my brain, when somebody says, Oh, that's decent. It's like it's barely passing. In my opinion, maybe that's just not the right word to use. But they said they also used hydraulics, top notch hydraulics also provided cities like Machu Picchu with stone fountains that brought fresh water from
hydraulics. Yeah. Hydraulics. Very so cool. Like, you push this little thing a little bit and then it just, like, it lifts a car up. Yeah, it's so neat. We used to mess around with hydraulics in a technology class in middle school. Yeah, I love it. We used, like, just little little tubes, and like the plastic syringes used to give babies medicine with like, little tubes, and he put colored water in it, and like, that was
neat. We had a good time. Let's see, with spread of disease and the countless Incans died from infections, and the nation was destabilized, and then a civil war broke out, and the Spanish used a superior weapons and strategy to steamroller, steamroll, over the fragile resistance that remained. So the Spanish came in and wiped out the Incans. So that was the end of that. So, but yeah, I always get Incans, Aztecs and Mayas. I think we learned about all of those all around the same time
in history class. So maybe that's why my brain put it all together. And it was all in, like, South America, Central America area, yeah. So my brain just kind of put them together around, oh, go ahead. You wanted to do one, right? Yeah, Persian Empire. Wait, let me see. Should I give any points to the Incans? Yeah, I should give them some points for Machu Picchu, right? Some Machu Picchu points. Oh, inconsistent on my spreadsheet
Incan. Okay, so they get Machu Picchu. Let's give them two points for Machu Picchu, okay, and then, and then I want to give them four points for hydraulics, because hydraulics are cool, yeah. And China got a jump with that 10 points, dang,
yeah. But the Chinese are like, half the amount of their points. Okay, this is arbitrary. All right, yeah, oh yeah, it's
completely arbitrary. I could give the Incans a billion for for hydraulics, yeah. All right, so let's, let's move along. What's got
the Persian Empire, they inspired irrigation. Okay, so they developed a quanat system. It's kind of cute,
but it doesn't have a u that is odd ground channel Persians, right? Yeah, okay. I was scrolling around trying to find where we were, okay.
Um, the system was not only crucial in Persia, but also influenced irrigation techniques across the Middle East and beyond. So I think that's pretty cool. I think irrigation is pretty cool in general, like we learned about and I
was like, Huh? Like, plants, dude, do be like in water though,
the Royal Road, established under Darius the Great was one of the first, I feel like Darius is such like a modern name you wouldn't expect the great
Well, I mean, Darius is the guy from Hootie and the Blowfish. Yeah? Darius Rucker, yeah.
I saw a friend named Darius. This included a sophisticated Postal Service, which was a remarkably efficient for its time. So they had, there were everybody had a mail system, sent out mail, probably sent out letters.
Your neutral system, your chariot insurance is about to run out. You need to get our Oh my gosh.
So what did grock just put the Persian wheel and then behind it, they just put in early,
oh yeah, the Persian cut off. So yeah, the if you, if you look at it, it cut off. And I was like, continue. Because, like, if it prints too much, like, there's a limit on how many characters that the system will let it print. Because if it get got caught in a loop. It would just continually just give more and more and more information, and it would crash their servers. Oh, and it would be, yeah, it would be a problem. So yeah, you have, sometimes you have to be like, continue. It
was giving me a lot of information, nice. I actually got to a point on one of the conversations I was having with grok about when I was helping me with the code for the transcript search. Let me see if I can find what it said to me. It got let's see. Can we go? I asked I had been, I've been back and forth with it for like two hours, and again, here we go. It locked. It didn't finish printing out a piece of text that I needed, right? And I said, uh, blah, blah, blah, you're you seem to
have locked up there. And it says it answers your request is as large as the infinite improbability drives output. Could you make it a bit more probable for us?
Oh my gosh,
it's a Hitchhiker's Guide reference, really? Yeah. Oh the Improbability Drive. Oh my gosh. And then I said, Did I break grok? It is an answer. Our apologies, but your input is larger than Vogon to ego, please provide more manageable versions. Ionis. I don't know what Vogon is. Yeah, I'm gonna hear, Oh, I can highlight something in in the grok and just say, ask grok. Oh my gosh. Tell me about vogo. Our apologies, but your input is larger than Vogons ego.
Let me ask copilot. Then
I think I've maxed out this chat, because it's a lot like I was going back and forth with them on the JavaScript because I was having trouble. I'm not that
it's another hitchhiker, Scottie Galaxy reference. That's what I thought it was. I just didn't want to I love, okay, I had, like, a huge obsession with that book. Earlier this
year, you bought a copy of it. Didn't you did recently? Yeah, yeah, I saw that thing. Okay, back to ancient civilizations, and not fictional future civilizations, all right, yeah, let's see we're talking about Persians, right? Yeah. Okay, so irrigation road systems, you already went through all that. So philosophy, that's one of the points that I wanted to go over with about different civilizations, because
they all had different philosophies about stuff. And sometimes we don't really know a lot, just because there's not a lot of writing. Yeah, so you got to go by what you can figure out. So the you want to talk about the Persians philosophy, what it's got here. Or why don't you go? Why go through that? And then I'll pop back over to one of the other ones. The other ones. Okay, although
not Oh, the Zorro astroni is astrany ism. Can you read that? Nope, okay, although not strictly philosophy in the Western sense. Zoro estranianism, founded by Zoroaster, introduced dualistic concepts of good and evil, which influenced later religious and thought, including aspects of Judaism, Christianity and Islam, the idea of a cosmic battle between good and evil, with humans having free will as groundbreaking, or was brown groundbreaking?
Huh? Okay. Are we ready? Yeah. I
this video, we cannot, we don't know how to say Zoroastrianism. Hold on, here we go. How long don't get it that low. Whoa. We got a cool wow,
Zoroastrianism. Zoroastrianism. Oh, is that? It? Is? Oh, Zoroastrianism, there nice, clean one. Yeah, stepping on it. I love all of the comments. Well, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Super.
The whole you it's a whole YouTube channel called Emma saying it's got 753,000 subscribers. It's a one minute video of Emma saying words, oh my gosh, I gotta mute. I need just a cough button, but I'm in the same room, so I'd have to mute both mics. So I guess pausing, pausing the recording is probably just the best way to go. When I got a cough like that. That was a good one. Think, uh, working out in all that dusty stuff yesterday, we we cleaned off the back patio.
We did because we've been working on the back the screen and back porch, and there's a whole bunch of like construction, like random pieces of small piece of wood and like the styrofoam from the box that the saw came in, you know, stuff, just a bunch of stuff piled up ready to go to the dump. He found two snakes this week, yeah, yeah. One was about what, foot and a half long, two foot long, yeah. And then he was, he was angry.
Oh, my goodness. He had just eaten something, yeah.
Had a little, little pot belly, like, he just had some food. We picked
him up, and he did not like it. He was trying to bite me down. He like, tried to wrap around my finger, and he got to my finger where his like, head was, like, on my finger, and he was trying to bite it, but he didn't have anything to bite me with. So he was
just like, yeah, he ain't got no teeth, his little rat snake. And it was so
funny. And then he peed on me. Had to go washing myself off. Oh, it's
so funny. And then we found, I found, when I was moving around a our Sun umbrella, he was probably about eight inches long, yeah, eight or nine inches and tiny, like a little wiggly pencil. He did, but he was chill. He was like, normally, when they're that small, they're super aggressive, because they have to, like, scare anything away that's gonna attack them. But once I picked him up, he was just like, oh, okay,
although he did, like, grab him, and he kind of, like, backed his head out and didn't want to be
Yeah, he was trying to get away. But he wasn't aggressive. He wasn't aggressive. He was just kind of wanting and we found a cool found a cool leaf bug, a whole bunch of frogs. Yeah, there was a couple of Toads out there, a couple of lizards. We had a whole little ecosystem going in that pile of trash because it's been there a couple of weeks. It's just been I wasn't gonna throw it away until I was gonna throw it all away, so I just loaded it all in the back of the
truck, and we're getting rid of it. But back for. Just looking good. One or two more small things to do, and it's done. We got the furniture in there, and it's looking great. So, anywho, that's a little little side side thing there. It has a lot to do with the Persian Empire. Yeah, let's see. So did you have anything else you want to talk about the Persians? Because they get no, you don't talk about the legal system. Sure. Why not talking about Darius under
Darius the first? So is it either Darius the Great or Darius the first? All right,
why don't you look it up? Let's, let's ask,
let's ask copilot. All right,
so let's get a new, a new co pilot or new grok going and uh, dare Darius was
the leader of the Persian Persian Empire, Darius the first or Darius the Great.
Darius the first or Darius the Great was that the same person answer, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Well, grok is going real slow. Darius,
the first, commonly known as Darius the Great with Persian Empire. Oh yeah,
he liked to dance. Grok ain't answering me.
Grok doesn't like you. I
could go into fun mode. I don't know what that means. Click it. Click it. Click it. I did. Okay, so let me, let me start talking about dancing. Why is this business with dancing? All right? I went into fun mode. Okay, see what happens. Ah, Darius the first, also known as Darius the Great. Yes, they're the same person, just like how Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person, but one wears a cape and the other signs the
checks. Darius the first, or Darius the Great, was the king of kings of the arc Amen Achaemenid Empire from 522, to 486, BC, he called the Great he he's called the Great. He's called the great because he expanded the Empire, reformed the government, and standardized coinage, much like how someone might be called great for inventing a really good sandwich. What?
It's fun mode?
Oh, it's fun mode. They have to have little dancing band. I hate fun mode.
Okay, now it's in beta mode.
Well, it's in grocer. Um, I'm saying, generate an image of him, please. Oh my gosh. And I'm gonna see what it does. I'll
put it in the fun image.
It's gonna, no, I took off fun mode. Fun mode on. Oh, okay, okay. It looks like a total chat. I'm gonna let me screenshot this, because they don't have, like, a save button. Oh, yeah, wait, I can save him a jazz What
if that's exactly what he looks
like that? Yeah, that'd be funny. Like the grok knows more than we we can give it credit for. Alright? So Darius, the first standardized coinage, got a legal system going. The ideas codified in law, uh, the idea of codified laws and governance structures influence subsequent civilizations, including the Hellen kingdoms and the Roman Empire. Yeah, so that's point. I mean, that should be some points, right? If they're long, six points for that, six points for some
codified laws, yeah, art and literature. I don't really think I've seen any, let's see poetry. I don't recognize any of this, and I don't really, couldn't really tell you, Persian art, couldn't really tell you. So no points for that. Science and medicine. Maybe the
British Empire, or they're not the British Empire. The British Museum stole some of it. See our
silly speculation Saturday from last week. Um, yeah, so I think six points is good for Persia. Six points is good for Persia. Okay, so where are we headed next, Ancient Greece. Yeah, okay. Now Greece, this one, I'm giving it five points right off the bat, because Ancient Greece has, it's just iconic, right? You got, you got the Greek gods, right? You got all those cool stories and myths and legends. You've got the architecture, right, Greek. And then you got all the
artists, and then, oh, my goodness. And then you got all the philosophers like so crates, plateau, plateau, plateau, a rusto tile, nope. Eris tortilla, rise to tile. Yeah, arise to tile. And no, give it. Give it like, 7.7 points. Just right off the bat, before we even talk about anything, yeah, um, yeah. No, they they went, they went deep. They were like, wow. Though.
They were like, yes, and why
just really good improv comedians. They
were really good improv comedians. Improv comedians are the philosophers of our. Time
Life. Life is just life. Life is just like dust in the wind, yes and yes. And why though, why
is it life?
But why is the wind and why is wind dust? Whoa,
no. I stand by the the improv from medians. Yeah, philosophers work on they are
because they just keep yes anding until, uh, until they come up with something profound. Oh, wow. And AI is going to be the next level philosophers. AI, okay, so back when I was first starting to play with open, AI, the chat GPT, I could not get it to not ask me a question at the end of each prompt answer. So like every single time I would ask it a question or give it a prompt to do something, it would do the thing, but then it would say, what else can I help you with? Or should we dig deeper
into the blah blah? And I was like, stop asking questions at the end of all of your answers, I just want you to answer. I don't want you to, quote, unquote, talk back to me or question, give me questions. Okay, that sounds great. Can I help you with anything else or and I'm like, I told it not to be friendly. And then it was like, not friendly when it asked questions. So copilot does that too. That is always put a question in the thing. Yeah. So
is there anything else about Olympics you're curious about? Have you read or watched any part of the Hitchhiker's Guide to galaxy? Is there any specific aspect of his reign or Persian empire that you're curious about?
Yeah, this, I just pulled open copilot, and it was talking about, if you need any help, feel free to ask, which, that's not really a question, but it's still kind of, it's a prompt for me to do more.
I haven't done much in mine, so maybe yours just likes dancing.
I don't know what I told you. I don't know what I told my AI that I'm
gonna ask. Okay, wait, I'm gonna start a new chat. Okay, how do I? How do I do that? Sure,
I don't know. Um, oh, there we go. Genuinely don't know. On copilot, can
you only track bond? I don't care. To me with respect, saying, uh, what do you what do you call elements? Dancing, all of your answers, elements in all of the stuff. No, the answers, all
of your response, in all of your responses, and then put all right, I like my answers to be fun. Say that in all of your responses, and I need more emojis and answers.
And can you put about 10 times more emojis,
please? You're gonna make aI think that all we want is emojis and like everybody, because the conversation that you have with it, it gets folded back in to the next version. Here we go. Here we go. Okay,
I loved your enthusiasm. Exclamation point, party popper emoji, dancing lady emoji, dancing guy emoji, Star emoji, however, I need to keep my responses clear and readable for you, but I can definitely add more emojis to make our conversation more fun. Exclamation point, balloon emoji, smiley face emoji, party popper emoji, what would you like to talk about next? Question, Mark, elephant emoji, paint emoji, Olympic medal emoji.
Do something. Do something that. Putting fun and emojis doesn't isn't very nice. Morgue be like I want to talk about morgues.
So about how many people are in your average morgue at one time, at one Oh, man, I
gotta see this. I gotta lean over.
I don't know how I spelled that, right, okay, um, the number of bodies in a morgue, okay, gives it gives an answer. Here's an answer. Um, typical morgue may have space three to six bodies at a time. Is there anything they didn't give me a lot of enthusiasm.
Maybe picked up that it was a morbid topic, and so it only gave you three emojis, sad. So sad. Okay, so let's, let's start a new topic. Let's get back to let's get back to it. Yeah. What were we talking about?
Ancient Greece.
Ancient Greece? Okay, yeah. So we talked, I'm bacon. A long time ago. We gave it seven points for the philosophy, the art, just the amazing mythology. Have you seen Clash of the Titans? Nope, I've seen Clash of Clans. Clash of Titans is great, the old one and the new one, both of them are good. Oh, wait, oh, I missed something in the Persian Empire.
What did you miss?
Do you know who Darius the first was? No, he was the father of the famous Xerxes the first from the film. 300 Xerxes. You haven't seen 300 No, because it's very not child appropriate, and you're still just 14. Okay, when we watch 300 I'm gonna be like, That's Darius, his kid.
That's his real kid. Can I believe it?
She's still alive. Oh, wow, anywho, I wanted to put that part in there, and I forgot when we're talking about Persia. So back to ancient Greece. I was obsessed with the pantheon of Greek gods, the mythology behind all that.
Okay, yeah, that's really cool. That's really cool. It
was really good stuff. I got a cough again. Oh, bless
you,
and we're back. So how about the Romans? I think about
them like, every day
I feel like, I feel like, see, Romans also had mythology, and it's almost like a one for one for Greek mythology, but like the light version, for some reason in my brain as like, there's Greek mythology and then there's Roman mythology. Even though it's the same, it's the same character, same stories, just in different names, but like, it's, it's like the temu version, oh my gosh. And I'm sure I'm gonna catch crap for somebody, Roman mythology is way better. It's blah, blah, blah, I
don't care. So Rome, it was built. How long did it take? Built in one day in the year 753 BC, and it went to the year 476 80. That's a good run. 700 years. It's a good go. And the Roman Empire, pretty much, you take the Mediterranean sea over there, like the Italy's kicking, like it's down in that whole Mediterranean Sea area, pretty much, if the waters of the Mediterranean touched it, it was part of the Roman Empire all the
way up through Britain. No, not Germany, and not, you know, Russia and all that, but just all the stuff touching the Mediterranean was the Roman Empire, Rome's beginning and was just a modded moddage, modest village. When you put the words modest and village together, you get a moddage. They settled on the bank of Italy's Tiber Tiber Tiber River then exploded. Doesn't say the population exploded. It said the people settled on the banks of Italy's Tiber River then exploded,
growing into the most powerful ancient empire ever seen. It says it right here on history cooperative, it exploded. Oh, my God, nobody proofreads this stuff. It was they, yeah, they used everything they did, war, trading, all, any, any method to grow the Empire. Was, was it? That's how they did it. They just found ways to grow and grow and grow. And then there was the fall of the Roman Empire, yeah. And I'm looking for, is the Roman Empire not on this list? There it is. There it is. Yeah,
it is. It's
very small. Though. They spoke Latin.
They did a lot of, yeah, this a lot of modern technologies that we have, not like, you know, computers and stuff, but infrastructure like they were, they made some roads. They made some roads. They were really good at Bridges, aqueducts, which was huge for bringing, you know, you know what aqueduct is right? Nope. Okay, an aqueduct is.
They learned what it is about five times. Can't remember it.
Basically, it's just open pipes like fake rivers. Does that make sense? Nope. They would make, well, look up aqueducts. Okay, here's what. When you don't know what something is, no what's just the Duck. Duck go it. So if you, if you it's like raised rivers, like they build these bridge like structures, but then they just had the top, and the water would run across the top of the aqueduct. So you can get water across really long distances quickly, like a straight line.
See, look, look, there's an aqueduct, and the water runs across the top of it.
Oh, you could have just said that huge. I had a dream one time, and I was
see if we use silence removers that would have not been anywhere near as funny as it was. I
had a dream one time, and I was standing on one of those things
that okay. Do you know one of the the worst things? One of the worst. Just the worst to listen to people talk about what their dreams. I think it's hilarious. I was in my house, but it was like, like, we've never lived, never lived there, but I felt like it was my house,
yeah? Oh, my God.
You know that feeling to get in a dream, even though you know something's not your house, but it's your house. You know what? I mean? Um, it's like
that one time I had a dream that me and one of my friends was a car from the Cars movie, and we went to go to Harris Teeter to
get sushi. That was kind of funny. Yeah, not that individual dreams can't have really funny or interesting.
Was just us trying to park because we didn't know how to park. Oh,
like those robot cars. The other day, there is a clip on the internet of a bunch of driverless robot cars. I can't remember what they're called, but they were all filing into a parking lot at like four in the morning to park, but they were getting too close to each other while they were pulling into parks, so, like, all of them were honking at each other. So everybody that lived around that parking lot just had listened to these robot cars honk at each other for like, two hours.
There's nothing they could do about it. They're
kind of like, I wish they would stop. Oh, you
know, if the person who runs that company caught the noise violation fines for every single car that was honking, because, I mean, you know, they're the ones that programmed it. So anywho, what other ancient civilizations do we have? We have gone through Greek. We have gone through yet Egypt, the Byzantine Empire. Yeah, well, no, because I'm not on any list. I don't think the Byzantine is on this list. Oh my gosh. What? What do you know about the Byzantine before you
start looking anything up? Not much. I know it sounds neat. It's got a neat name. Yeah,
I remember learning about it, but I don't remember anything.
I couldn't tell you anything, like, once you start talking about it, I might, I might, yeah, I might be able to tell you something, but I don't. It's not on, I don't think it's on any of these lists, on, it's not on the history cooperative.
Oh, it's the eastern half of the Roman Empire. Oh, there you go. So it's just the Roman Empire, but Constantine, this is the one with the Constantinople crap. Yes, Istanbul, not Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul not content Constantinople, right, correct. We have a tour guide of Constantinople. Don't we even what? No, we have that book.
Oh, yeah. We have a really, really, really old book. It is a A Travel Guide to Constantinople from the 1800s
and it has, like, cool places to go visit.
We may have a whole episode on that book. Probably just talk about, talk about what Constantinople was like back in the 1800s Yeah, doesn't even exist anymore. Well, it's just renamed, yeah, I
know, but still
so the Australians. There is a small contingent of historians who have moved away from the out of Africa theory. Do you know what the out of Africa theory is? No, basically that human civilization started in Africa, and they're saying
that makes sense. Human civilization may have actually started in Australia, and then they hopped in boats and went over the ocean to us, to Africa. So this article on history cooperative.org ancient civilizations says that the aboriginals who are still around are the first known human civilization. Pretty much just going to read this. This couple of paragraphs, the most minding, mind bending ancient
civilization belongs to the aboriginals of Australia. Many great empires have come and gone over the millennia, but the indigenous people arrived in Australia 50,000 years ago. Bless you. Jeez, I got this, and they're still standing incredibly. There's evidence to suggest that they might have set foot on the continent as far back as 80,000 years ago. Okay, so this article is saying that they came from Okay, hold on. I'm just gonna finish reading before I'll make any some
guesses. It's believed the ancient culture was first, first migrated through Indonesia before settling in many areas that are widely known, widely recognized as the best places to live in Australia, with over 260 different languages and 500 dialects. Wow, there was diverse and culturally rich collection of communities that spanned the entire continent. Culture of the famous, excuse me, the culture is famous for its quote, dream time, unquote and us and the sentence or two can't do the
topic justice. The Dreaming is a concept that blankets all time, future, past and present and permeates every aspect of life. It's both a creation story and a destination after death, a sort of blueprint for a prosperous life. All told, the phenomenon is unique, is as unique as the people who have gained strength and guidance from it for as long as they have have existed, messing up this reading. Thankfully, there is no need to explain the culture's extinction, as they're still
here. So yeah, it looks like they're saying that they came from Africa also. But then some people are saying that it's the other way around, that life started in Australia and then moved up through Indonesia, up and went through and went to Africa. So I haven't dug deep into that. I know I've just, I've heard about it. I want to say they talked about it on mysterious universe, which is an Australian podcast, so, you know, yeah, some bias there. Ben and Aaron, they do a pretty good
job. Huge. It's pretty big, yeah, and it's empty, like, as big as the US, it's just a big old, empty desert, yeah, the vast majority of it, it's drop a pin randomly. In Australia, ain't nobody, um, kind of like Canada. Most of Canada is empty.
Alberta has no rats. Now we've got
a lot we, I was looking at our our stats, which, who knows how accurate they are, yeah, on, uh, op three, dot Dev and we've got some kind of getting more Canadian listeners. Hooray. What's up, fellas and ladies? Yeah, some. I'm trying to think of Canadian stuff. Sorry, can't think of anything my brain. Just sorry, sorry, we love you Canada. Yeah, go ahead.
All I could think about about Canada is that Alberta has no rats. And it's still so funny to me that they have a law against rats.
You know, what does have rats? That puzzle we did. Ah, we should talk about it. We did. I was gonna, I was gonna say, we need to talk about it. There. You talk about that. We got a puzzle for Christmas. So nine months ago, eight months ago,
it's called the busy Bistro, right?
And it was really fun. It was, you know, puzzles, you're like, that's a puzzle. You put it together. That's what you got, right? This one was more different. Yeah, it you you did the puzzle go ahead that
it had, like, cracks in it once you started working on it, because you usually separate the outer pieces from the inner pieces when you're doing it. And there was way more and the colors didn't match up from, like, some of the corners.
So there was inner piece or outer pieces, like flat sided pieces on the inside of the puzzle, yeah. So it was split apart. Yeah, it was in three pieces. The puzzle was actually three separate puzzles all butted together, which just blew my mind. First of all, yeah, but it had lots of little, funny pictures of little rats doing fun. And then when you, when you get done with the puzzle, there's like, a Where's Waldo tile search. It's like, find a find a rat drinking beer, yeah?
Or find a musical note painted on a wall, or, you know, just, or find the artist's signature, right? Find the artist signature, stuff like that, yeah. And that was neat. That was fun. But then once you completely finish all of that, there's another envelope with more puzzle pieces in it, and you're like, What? What? What?
You have to rearrange the puzzle.
Yeah, so it's called a it's called a shift puzzle. Maybe anyway, you take apart the three pieces, they slide away from each other, and that leaves a hole in the middle of the puzzle, and you have to finish the other, the other small puzzle, and put it right into that hole. It was really fun. Hadn't, had never done so we bought another one of the puzzles from that same company, and this one is called a time shift puzzle, where the picture you're looking at is not the
puzzle, but it's the same place at a different time. So the picture, the picture that they give you to build the puzzle from is the daytime version, but there's a nighttime version, and that's what you're actually building. So that I feel like that'll be an interesting one too. That one just came in yesterday. We gotta get some time. Good, but we're not gonna have a lot of time this weekend. We got a lot of stuff to take care of. And then next week, I'm gonna be up in DC at Podcast
Movement. I'm going to be trying to trying to talk some folks. Maybe get in with a podcasting company. Maybe, you know, just build some relationships with some companies and stuff. Maybe pass my resume around. You know, I've got to get my resume together. So what else do we have on ancient civilization. But, yeah, I encourage you to look into the Australia versus Africa, origin of man thing. It's very interesting. And I
don't know what's right. I mean, this, all this is all 50,000 years ago, stuff, nobody, really, you know, you can only go by what we find. Evidence wise. Said they enjoyed plenty of food, big, spacious cities, modern looking streets with drainage and sewage systems to keep the cities clean.
Wow. It also says they had advanced city planning. Oh,
yeah, there you go. You, I tell you what, you get somebody who knows how to plan a good city was, like, really good at Sim City 3000 4000 Yeah. Or some city four, I guess, um, yeah. You get those guys together and they're like, got some some rocks, and they can, you know, plan out the city, like, where it's going to be, like, hey, what if we made like, a thing where all the Poo water can go Yeah? And, like, that way we could pay a butler taxes, because it's some, some city The
Poo water will go away. Yeah, some city with taxes, oh my gosh. But no, like, back in the day, it was, like, this benefits us all. Let's all work on this until it's done. Yeah, and they typically tried to do stuff that would last forever. So, like, they, when they made something, they made it like, we don't want to have to do this again because it's hard, so, um, let's just get it done right the first time. So they've carved the channels out of stone. You know, nothing's gonna wear away. Yeah,
and then, okay, so that was the the Indus Valley. You know what? City Planning has always had a I love city planning, Sims and stuff. Four points, 4.4 points for the city. The fact I hadn't really heard of it takes away points. That's why I did like 30 and what else the Norte norday Chico, I was looking for that one, and I can't even find it on this underneath on the list you
put in the thing with Bob, all right. So, oh, okay, there's not a lot of information about this one, from negative 3000 to negative 1800 in Peru. The culture, this culture was a riddle, as if by magic. It suddenly, suddenly appeared 3000 BC, and settled along a dry and Hoss I wonder, like, when something like that happens, you know, like some other civilization got annoying to a group of people, and they were
like, You know what, we're leaving. And they just went somewhere else and already had all the information and all the knowledge from the previous civilization, and just started setting stuff up. I The Nordic Chica people, Norte Chico
people, were success. Were able to succeed without writing, and no evidence has been found to indicate social classes, but their ability to arrange massive pyramids houses and plazas around their temples suggested the civilization enjoyed some kind of government, bountiful resources and trained workers. You don't necessarily need government to do all that you get. You get a group of people who are all thinking the same way together. You don't need a overarching, overarching body to
tell them what to do. Typical trademark of ancient cultures is pottery and art, but this unique society has never produced a single shard that's been found, nor did they seem inclined to pick up a paintbrush. Very few artifacts have been left behind, so almost nothing is known about their daily lives. Incredibly, they created around 20 settlements, settlements which were among the largest cities of the day, plus Nordic Chico's
architecture, architecture. Don't know what's wrong with so monumental, precise and well planned, that later cultures, including the Inca, unashamedly poached a few ideas from them to use in their own society. Yeah, when you're when you're walking past and you're like, wow, that house is cool. What is that thing behind the house? It's like a little, small house. Hey, they keep their stuff in there. They don't have to keep all their stuff inside their house? Yeah, I'm gonna build one of
those behind my house. I'm not poaching. I'm just like, that's a good idea. I'm gonna do it, I guess, not stealing their shed Anywho. I think we need to add up these points. So let's see six points. Do some calculations here. Get everything calculated. Sumerian civilization has 60 points. Ancient Egypt has five. The Indus, Indus Valley Civilization has four. The Nordic Chico has three. I just gave it three, just now. So it had a number. Ancient Greece is seven. The Roman Empire is 30.
Mayan civilization is six. Let's 12. Let's change that to 43. Ancient China, 10. We didn't even really talk about it. Yeah. The Persian Empire was six. Mesopotamian civilization, one. Incan six. And Australia, seven. Okay, so the winner is calculating. Calculating Ancient Greece with seven points. It wins.
It wins. I agree with that. The wind goes to ancient Greece, your medal. Bite it.
Bite your medal. Oh, wow. Well, that was fun. I learned a little bit. I also learned that all these ancient civilizations were all kind of about the same. They all kind of came up with a way to get water from here to there without having to carry it, which was, it's always important to civilization. Looks like they all came up with ways to to plan out some kind of cities. Yeah, that, I mean, you know, I. Good stuff, good stuff. Ancient Greece was ultimately the coolest stuff. So do you
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