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Episode 185 - Citizenship Test!

May 03, 202458 min
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David

Hey guys. We're back. Are we? Yeah, we missed last week. Remember, we're back. Fun Fact Friday. We're a podcast we discuss convex sometimes. And we release on Fridays. Yep.

Leila

You finally accepted it. I'm so happy 280

David

million episodes. So yeah. If you have any topic ideas for us, if we if we mess something up, or if you just want to send us a hey, we enjoyed the show, or we're in hate we hate the show. mela FunFactFriday.com clicking my pen, I need to stop that. That's super annoying. I

Leila

hated it. Sorry.

David

Yeah, we were off last week right now. Yeah, we want hate mail and hate comments. We go on, go on whatever podcast app you use that has comments, or go find a new like, what's the fruit company? The one that's named after fruit, orange, orange, orange computers. They have a product, right? They have a podcast app. Go to the orange podcast app and leave us a a really, really good comment along with a bad review. Like click a one star but then like, super good comment, like

you love it. But then it's a one star. So people will think oh, my gosh, what's going on? They don't think they know how star system works. I don't think that we think or vice versa. Five stars with a terrible comment. Yeah. We genuinely don't want the comments and likes and all that has nothing to do with the algorithm on how Apple podcasts works. I was listening to whole thing about it the other day. But no, yeah. So this episode,

we're going to talk about why we're out last week. We're gonna talk about a couple of interesting things that happened to us this week. And then we're not doing what we normally do.

Leila

Yeah, we got a different format format

David

for this episode. And just to keep your listening, we're not going to tell you what it is yet. Yeah. So last week, I was elbow deep into I'm putting a screened in porch on the back of our house. And I'm doing it all myself. And I was cut up and my muscles hurt. And I was frustrated. And I was sweaty. And I just couldn't get to it and get get to make the podcast. And Leila had a bunch of she had tests. Yeah, recently, right. So we were just like, You know what? Both of us are super

stressed out from stuff we're doing. I also did some recording for the Marvel move app.

Leila

And things like that. So again, above a 90 minute state test.

David

She did really well. She got it was rough. Man. She got a perfect score on one of them. Yeah,

Leila

I'm good at math man. Apparently, not on this

David

show. Okay, you're like there's a comma. What does that mean? I have

Leila

no idea. I genuinely I told her this. I have no idea how I got 100 on that. I told my math teacher that too. But I was like, I'm terrible at this. And you know that? How did I do this? And she was like, oh,

David

multiple choice, I guess.

Leila

You gotta know, because I did all the math. And I got all math, right. Oh, so you have to actually show the math. I think it's just the stress thing for me. If I have enough stress, I can do it. Right. Right.

David

That's how I am if I'm not, if I'm not stressed. I'm not doing it. Yeah, me too. I heard something really, really cool. The other day, it was something like if you have an obligation to do something that you don't want to do, it's called stress. But or no, if you have to work hard at something that you don't want to do. It's called stress. But if you have to work harder, something you do want to do. It's called a hobby. Yeah. Or a passion. No, it's called a passion. I should have

wrote it down. But you know, so, yeah, and then this weekend, or actually, earlier in the week, I was in the backyard, and I was just clearing out some stuff like we had an old grill I've been meaning to get rid of and I was like, time to take a trip to the dump. And we were digging around back

Leila

there. Guess what we have? Big old snake Yeah. inserted in the house and you're not gonna know where I was like.

David

It's about about what five foot long now give or take? little rat snake so we don't just he's living living his best life in the backyard. Vida Loca let them do his thing out there. We're not getting rid of them. Yeah. We like the ones that get rid of rodents. We named him Batman.

Leila

Because he's nice and black and white. And his eyeballs have a little bat symbol in them.

David

Yeah, it's like it's almost looks like a little bat symbols. Eyeballs are weird. And he has a companion. They're talking about which version of Batman we were today. Which version of Batman Are you the Lego Batman doll? Oh, yeah. Forget about Lego Batman. I guess I'm the I'm the old man Batman from Batman Beyond, which are probably not even my familiar with was a short lived TV series, but it was really good. Where Bruce Wayne got really old and was like

apprenticing a new Batman. And it was actually a really good series. Anyway, Anyway, so yeah, that's that's that's what we've been. We've been up to. Now for the new format

Leila

barnburner. Now,

David

we're not going to be an every week thing. We're just No, I wanted to do this and Leila to it was excited about it. Leila is going to take a test to test US Citizenship and Immigration Services, civics questions for the naturalization test. We're gonna see how she can do on civics. And I know you probably haven't covered a few of these things in classes you've done. There's

Leila

a game called iCivics. Oh, yeah. And when we're done with our work, we'll play it on the computer. Sometimes. You basically have to run a government. Oh, you're a you're a politician. And you have to make it.

David

There's one called Tropico where you're a dictator in like, a third world island nation. So I haven't played it. I've got it, but I never got around the planet. I love city building games and all that. So we're gonna start off.

Leila

There's a guy in my class that plays it like 20 470. Yeah, yeah. It's called iCivics.

David

Is it like a website game? Yeah. I will try and remember to put that into isn't it? Yeah. Okay. So icivics.com or. Org. I will try. Remember to put that in the show notes. I'll leave the tab open. So um, let's see. Let's see. Okay. American government questions. Are you ready?

Leila

Yes. All right. We're

David

gonna go through these fast. Okay. Oh, I do need to. I do need to do something and pause. Okay. Okay. Scoring. spreadsheet is pulled up. So here we go. Question one. Do not look at my screen. Okay. What is the supreme law of the land? Not off to a good start.

Leila

It's the one it's that one.

David

There's, there's amendments to it. The Constitution gives you a point five on that one. I think you know, No, zero. You got 100 points. Sorry. Yeah. Okay, so what does the Constitution do?

Leila

It protects your rights, protects

David

your basic rights as an American, it also sets up the government and defines how the government should be run. will give you that one. The idea of self government in the first three words of the Constitution. What are these words? Oof. The first three words three

Leila

words the Constitution. That's what they meant. That's right. The

David

constitution is the is the constitution

Leila

free? No.

David

We the People. Yeah. We the people in the USA. Give it to her. No, no. No. All right. I love that about you. Alright, so what is an amendment? It's

Leila

a thing that you can like, do. i Okay, it's a thing that protects a right or set something in place, like a law. Almost. Okay. It's like a better law. But it's

David

a it's a change or an addition to the Constitution. Yeah, because the Constitution sets everything up. And then they made amendments like, and now. So if we decide as a country that we want to add a new amendment to the Constitution, there's a process for that. So, yeah, yeah. So we're, we'll give me a point. fontanella Okay. Well, that was no one's bad. Alright,

Leila

keep going. All

David

right, sorry. Sorry. What did we call the first 10 amendments to the Constitution? The Bill of Rights that is correct. The Bill of Rights. What is one right of what one right or freedom from the First Amendment? Actually, I want more than Yeah, I won't give you all alright. What are the what are the rights lined out there? First Amendment there's five. Okay. Put

Leila

religion. Speech. Petition. Press.

David

This is the crap. No. Okay. You do not have a right under the

Leila

guess all leave. No, yeah.

David

We're trying to move things. I'm giving you a point. Good. I'm giving you a point because you actually only had to do one but yes, it's that's the five points in the first First Amendment of the Constitution. How many amendments does the Constitution have?

Leila

Like 2627 Yeah.

David

I didn't know that one. That was one of the ones I didn't know for sure. I know there's about I knew it was 20 I knew it was over 25 and under 30. I 20s. What did the Declaration of Independence do?

Leila

It it Dec flair and Then it's from the British.

David

That's kind of self explanatory. It was. Alright, what are two rights? In the Declaration of Independence?

Leila

Declaration of Independence? What's the Declaration of Independence?

David

The Declaration of Independence? Oh, okay. I read it one time that Americans have the right to

Leila

happiness. That's one the pursuit of happiness. life and liberty, life liberty in the pursuit of happiness. There you go.

David

You got it. Awesome. All right. We we start getting in the weeds

Leila

history nerd, but I'm not really that much of a big history nerd. So.

David

Okay, so what is the freedom of religion?

Leila

Freedom to practice any religion you would like? To? Yeah. Or, or

David

to not practice any religion at all? Yeah. So there you go. So we got a point for that one. What is the look? Sorry? What is the economic system in the United States? Capitalism? Yep. capitalist market. Capitalist Economy. That's what it says in the official guide here. What is the rule of law?

Leila

No, no.

David

It's either you can say either everybody must follow the law. Leaders must obey the law. Government must obey the law, and no one is above the law. Rule of Law means All right, now we are moving to Section B system of government. Oh, okay. So, name one branch or part of the legislative. Okay. Wow. Wow. Okay, making sure I'm on the

Leila

right line in the spreadsheet later judicial and executive? That's correct. Those

David

are the branches. It also would have accepted the courts, it would have accepted precedent, because that's part of the government. Yeah. And that's just how it was worded. So what stops one branch of government from becoming too powerful?

Leila

The other the other branches? There

David

you go. You didn't say it, how they said it, but that's what it means. It's like they say, checks and balances. Yeah, or separation of powers? Because

Leila

the branches were made to make sure that no, there was no dictatorship or there was no one person that could control or evenly or even one group or one group. Right. So affiliate Supreme Court can't. Mom places, you know, right,

David

that all has to be destroyed. That has to run through multiple, multiple branches in order for anything to really get done. Who is in charge of the executive branch?

Leila

The president? Yep. Yeah.

David

Okay, so what? This isn't one of them, but I want to know if you know the answer, so I'm gonna

Leila

give you a present. I'm looking at a corner right now was mighty fine corner. Yeah. I've never looked at this part of the shed before.

David

Studio. So um, the three branches? Yeah. What is the judicial do judicial?

Leila

All right, let the judge know they protect? No, crap. Actually. No, it

David

might be further on. Okay. Don't worry about it. They think it's further away. Give you time to think okay. Okay. There we go. Who makes federal laws me.

Leila

Wish. Okay. The, what are you asking? Like, what's branch?

David

What? No. Well, yes, actually, um,

Leila

federal laws, federal laws. Legislative. Yes. Yeah.

David

The legislature makes laws. You could have also said Congress or Senate and House of Representatives. Those are the answers. What are the two parts of the US Congress? House

Leila

of Representatives and the Senate? Just? I forgot the US Senate. So, spoiler.

David

Alright. How many senators are there? Like? 12?

Leila

No. Okay. The Senate House of Representatives like 100. Right. It's not like that. 120?

David

No, 150? No. 100 200? Senate 200.

Leila

We're gonna notice but I'm saying the House of Representatives has that many know, the Senator 20

David

has way more. We'll get to that. That is a different question. Isn't

Leila

it? I don't know. Seven.

David

As 100 100 every every state gets two senators. Yeah.

Leila

What? Yeah. When Republican one Democrat?

David

No, no, they're both elected. They can both be one of each. Or they can be both of one. It's just, they always have to have to zero if something goes wrong with one. They have one in place at all times. And you know, vote for the states. All right, so we elect US senators for how many years?

Leila

Oh, good question. So three, six. Dang it. I know it was either three or six. I don't know where I got three from all

David

right. And I know you're gonna not get this one. Okay, you might actually this one. Who is one of your US state senators from Now Oh crap, because the political ads that you've seen, okay.

Leila

I don't remember.

David

It doesn't concern me that used to get so mad when the political concerned me.

Leila

So I don't care. Will Ferrell Will Ferrell?

David

No, right now I think Tom Tillis and Ted Budd or Senate. You hated them. I did you did you your selection just because the oh

Leila

my god, people in my class, it's like, Can Donald Trump texting me?

David

I don't want to over you. That's somebody sign number. Apparently. That's funny. I feel the same way though. Okay. The House of Representatives has how many voting members? Oh, this is what you're trying to figure out earlier? Yeah.

Leila

Like 150 435? Why? So each state 35 As a member, I can't

David

go into that, because it's another question like this. It's very comprehensive. I've already read all of them. Can you name one of our us represent?

Leila

Mark Jacobs?

David

No, I don't know

Leila

the current people.

David

How long are US representatives elected for the six years? Three years to give me point? No.

Leila

Or even counting? Yeah, okay, good.

David

I'm Caitlin counterpoints. I gotta kind of spreadsheet up. Question 24. Who does a US senator represent? The, the state? That is correct. The people of the staff. They don't represent the state itself, because that's just a hunk of land. So yeah, one point 25. Why do some states have more representatives than other states? Because they can?

Leila

Because? Because, again,

David

what's the real answer? Don't have? Does every state have the same number of people in it?

Leila

Oh, there's one for like, every so often.

David

You know, I mean, it's, I'm gonna, I'll give you half a point. You don't deserve it. I don't deserve it. Don't give it to me. It's based on population. Yeah. So every so often, and actually, I think, recently, California lost a Senator who are not a Senator or Representative because they are population went down. It moved over to another stage and they just got fired. Right. It's like, Hey, man, that is a whole process. Yeah. Okay, so how many how many? We elect a president

for how many years? 680? My gosh, four. There you go. You don't get it? Come on. It's every four years, just like four more years. Or more. Wait. Oh, really? Is that why you? Didn't know either? You're saying four more years?

Leila

I did. Couldn't think of it right now. All right. We'll

David

give it to you. I think I think

Leila

not. Visa.

David

Okay. And what month we vote for president?

Leila

November? Yeah. Yeah.

David

What is the name of the president? States currently?

Leila

Joseph. President. Joseph, President, the United States 1970 1970 Joe Biden,

David

Joe Biden. All right, what is the vice president's name? Kamala Harris? Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, did you hear about that? Oh, no. Drew Barrymore was like we we just need a Kamala Harris right now. Oh,

Leila

Tamala Karis. Yo.

David

If the president can no longer serve who becomes president me? Probably. Yes, vice presidents correct. Let's see if that is. Okay. Here we go. Now we're getting in the weeds. If both the President and the Vice President can no longer serve who becomes president? Me the Speaker of the House is that there is an entire line. There's an entire line of secession For if, you know a bunch of people can't do the job, for whatever reason. And it goes down, like real far into the government.

And actually, the Postmaster General is on that list. So go go from mailman to the Postmaster General is he's the top mailman of the country. Oh

Leila

my gosh. That'd be amazing. I don't want to be the top postman.

David

Oh, get to work. Great title right. Postmaster General. I'm not just the postmaster. I'm also I'm also a general it's an old Seinfeld episode. Okay, so yeah, Speaker the house if the president and vice president can do it, who is the commander in chief of the military?

Leila

I have no idea. The president. What? Who

David

signed the bills to become laws? President, the President, who vetoes bills. The president, the president. I asked these questions. I asked these questions to your mom last night, and she was like, it's the president the vetoes bills, but why would the answer be the president for three in a row? That's just wrong? So she was like, I don't know if it's actually the president, because why would they do that? Last

Leila

week? For my homework? I answered, every single question is B, and half of them, right? Yeah. And half of them are right, which means I got half of them wrong.

David

50 Just admit to me that you got to 50 and

Leila

she lets us do correction says 77.

David

She wants you to learn it. She wants you to learn it. So what is the President's Cabinet do?

Leila

Maximum pamper Joe Sam where

David

he puts his groceries? Is that I just saw a bug. Oh, no. We'll keep an eye out for it. Oh, it's a stink bug. We can't do anything about it. Oh, our school is absolutely infested with those Yeah, stink bugs are bad guy just told me. Okay, so where were we? 3035? What was it? 35. What is what is

Leila

what's the cabinet? What is the cabinet? It's like his his men.

David

Yeah. That's, yeah, it's

Leila

just dudes. That's really all I can explain about

David

it. Yeah, they just advise them. They're just as guys. All right. Now, here we go. Who are two? What are two cabinet level positions?

Leila

The top and the bottom? Oh, my gosh. Be very

David

top one and keep your keep your waffle maker in the bottom? Yeah, we got a waffle maker. Very excited about we want it in a raffle. Okay. So you don't know two cabinet level positions?

Leila

I don't think so. Okay.

David

So if I know, they may not they're not regularly referred to as that, though. It's like the secretary of

Leila

Oh, Secretary of State and the Secretary of whatever.

David

You gotta give me at least one more than Secretary of State. There's a whole list crap.

Leila

Secretary of the house. My house Secretary

David

of what? What's the guy who's over the military?

Leila

The General Secretary General, Secretary, Sargent secretaries,

David

President, all of them are Secretary of the State. You got Secretary of State or no?

Leila

Secretary, the second state secretary of misery. Oh, my

David

gosh. Agriculture, commerce, Defense Education. I

Leila

would have never gotten a Secretary of Defense I might have got that's what

David

I was trying to lead you into. But we'll give you half a point because it was too Oh, no. Didn't get that. No, but you got you got one of them. And it was a two two part answer. Okay. So I'll give you a point five. Okay, what does the judicial branch do?

Leila

Judges? You were asking that?

David

Right. Right. You just saying the word. What is it? Judge? Do?

Leila

They enforce the law? No. No. They they make sure people know the law. enforced? No.

David

Come Do they do. They review laws? Yeah, explain laws, resolve disputes, and decide if laws go against the Constitution? Yeah. Yeah. I think you knew that one. I just couldn't say it. Right.

Leila

I know the basic idea of what every branch does, right.

David

What is the highest court in the United States? Supreme Court? Correct. How many justices are on the Supreme Court? Seven?

Leila

Nine?

David

Final answer.

Leila

897999.

David

All right, who is the Chief Justice of the United States? Because they gotta have a boss. Again. I'm looking at President. No. John Roberts. I didn't know that one. Chief Justice John Roberts. All right. That's his name. Good for him. Yep. Good job, buddy. Next question. All right. under our Constitution, some powers belong to federal government. What is one power of the federal government? Is the federal

government like Washington DC? Like what non state government like the ones that are oh, that deal with the whole nation the

Leila

ones that can make the laws No.

David

Laws? What does the what you got to think of something that applies to all states equally? Like something that the government would have to do amendments as a country

Leila

amendments?

David

Not really I could explain that to you, but it's a very long and complicated process. Okay. Take a sip.

Leila

They're in charge of a crap.

David

Okay, so think about I'm gonna try and lead you in This one if if another country were to get mad at us, yeah. What Georgia handle it? Or would the national government, the federal right? The federal government, what is one, they're

Leila

in charge of disputes and like war and

David

stuff, they can declare war. That's one of their power. They can also print money

Leila

was playing Minecraft the other day and the pig winds were fighting the Haugland. And just like war, war,

David

war never changes. They can create an army that can make treaties with other countries. Yeah. So the stuff that applies to the whole country? Yeah. All right. Now under our Constitution, some powers belong to the States. What is one power of the States law?

Leila

Now? Yeah, yeah.

David

does actually get appointed? Is there a national driver's license? No. So that would be a power that belongs to the states. I'm not gonna give you that. They provide schooling and education provide protection, like police safety, like fire department, they can give driver driver's licenses, and they can like do land use and zoning laws and stuff inside their own state zoning. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. What was the first thing that popped in my head? All right. Who is the

governor of our state? Roy Cooper. Hey, good job.

Leila

Nice.

David

What's the capital of North Carolina?

Leila

Raul. Les.

David

Go? What are the two major political parties in the United States Democrats

Leila

and Republicans?

David

What is the political party of the president right now?

Leila

Right. Demo quiet.

David

Republican. Yeah, okay. Democrats, correct. Yeah. All right. Can you name the Speaker of the House of Representatives right now? He's the third in line to be president.

Leila

Oh,

David

nope. Mike Johnson.

Leila

I've never heard that name of my life. No, no, no. Yeah.

David

And pausing for a second. I had to cough really loud. And I had to get a beverage drink. Now we're moving on to rights and responsibilities. My favorite? Are they Nope. All right. There are four amendments of the Constitution about who cannot who can and cannot vote was about to be like, No, not.

Leila

Okay. Describe one of them. Women can vote.

David

Okay, that landowners,

Leila

women?

David

I don't know. So the women can vote thing is kind of like a everybody can vote. Yeah. It's not a it didn't specifically say like women. You know, this. This one's just for women. As far as I remember, I could look it up, I guess.

Leila

People who were previously slaves. was one.

David

A male citizen of any race. Yeah. What's the age? Is that amendment? No, you go. Yes. Yeah. Citizens 18. and older can vote. You don't have to pay to vote. Yeah, you don't have to pay a poll tax. That doesn't sound really good in the Slurpee bubbling noises. Okay, you knew that you knew, though. So like, what is one responsibility? That is only for a United States citizen? For a US citizen? What do you mean, what's the responsibility that we have as citizens?

Leila

I don't know. We got to be at a live? I don't know. I don't know what you're asking. So

David

as a citizen, we are asked to do a couple of things. D can you think of one of them that we would have to do? Or sponsibility? That's only for citizens? Follow the rules. No, no. There are no rules. How do we pick her? Are officials vote? Yes. Oh, only citizens can vote. And that's true. serve on a jury.

Leila

Oh, I forgot those existed. I don't get to do it. Yeah,

David

you'll get there. Oh, stinkbug slot around. Adventure. Don't even name one. Name. Oh, sorry. What are two rights of everyone living in the United States?

Leila

Freedom of religion. Freedom speech. Yep.

David

That's, that's to

Leila

say, know, there's more but still.

David

Okay. So what is name one right? Only for United States citizens.

Leila

So like no one else? Freedom of speech.

David

Freedom of speech? No, because non citizens come here. They have freedom of speech.

Leila

So suddenly citizens voting. Yep.

David

Voting in federal elections and running for federal office. Yeah. Okay, so What do we show loyalty to when we say the Pledge of Allegiance, our country, I would have also accepted the flag because it's a pledge allegiance to the flag and are of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands. So I pledge allegiance to the flag, and that I never thought of it like that. You just say it because they tell you to right. Yep.

Leila

Yeah. Because they don't explain it to us. That's why I always thought of it as to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, like to the United States, United States. And like, the different the other stuff, we got other stuff. We got one other stuff. The other stuff.

David

You know, we're a republic, right? Yes. Republic, are we Yeah. Where we're not a democracy where Republic? What? We're a democratic republic? What? Let me assume we are yet Do

Leila

you know why Alexander Hamilton?

David

Do you know? Do you know why? We're no. Because if we were not a Democratic Republic, and just a straight democracy, then it'd be 50% plus one person could decide to kill everybody else. And it would be illegal.

Leila

Yep.

David

So you can't have that? You can't have any of that. Yeah, everybody has rights. We're a republic. Okay, so let's see what what did her What is one promise you make when you become a citizen of the United States

Leila

that you will uphold the Constitution, defend the Constitution and laws

David

of the United States? There's also accepted, give up loyalty to other countries obey the laws United States. So

Leila

how that came to my mind. How did I just do that?

David

I don't know. Magic. What? You glanced at my screen? No,

Leila

I did not. I swear it did not.

David

Let's see certain from

Leila

I'm not that smart.

David

Well, maybe you've watched a video and you've heard somebody say, uphold and defend the Constitution might have just been well, I've heard people you've heard people say, swear oaths. Before, so that's true. All right, number 50. Geez. 5054. All right. How old the citizens have to be to vote for President 13. Okay. What are two ways Americans participate in their democracy? Voting and hit of two.

Leila

I'm thinking about it. voting and voting. All the

David

other stuff is just like join a political party. Yeah. Join us civic group, a community group. It's yeah, you can participate in as much or as little as you want to. Okay, number 56. When is when is the last day you can sit in send in your federal income tax forms? Oh, now we're getting into the part. They really care about tax day, which is what date every year? Mm. I don't expect to hear That's April 15. Yeah, that's

something you don't have to ever think about. When must all men register for the Selective Service?

Leila

Six, 810? Eight? Yeah.

David

Yep. When, when dudes turn 18 They have to send them their Selective Service Card so they can get drafted so they can get drafted if they have to. Right if it ever comes up again. Also, one of the cool things is, is it well, I say cool, but I hate it. But I didn't hate it at the time. But I've thought about it since then. After you send in your Selective Service Card. A couple of companies send you free stuff. Like what like a cookie. One of the national razor companies sent me dude

though, sent me back a razors, like really nice. Yeah. Stuff like that. Just Oh, thanks for signing up for the draft well, because we were legally required to Yeah, but you know, it saved me like $12. So what is one reason? Oh, this is going back to the colonial period and independence. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What is one reason the colonists came to America

Leila

to get away from Britain

David

Why would they want to get away from because the king

Leila

was terrible person. Or they didn't like the king and the way that he ruled.

David

So political liberty, yeah. Okay. That's one of the accepted answers. Freedom, political liberty, religious freedom, economic opportunity, practice their religion and to escape persecution.

Leila

Yeah, I knew all those. They're all like tucked in a little nook and cranny in my mind. Yeah. It's

David

it's tough to like, articulate some of the stuff. Yeah. Who lived in America before the Europeans arrived? Do

Leila

you need Americans?

David

Okay. Let's see what group of people were taken to America and sold as slaves

Leila

I don't know. People

David

of Africa. Yeah.

Leila

Don't almost sit Africans but you

David

know, that's the sorry. Yeah. I'll give it to you honestly. Have that in your brain. Um, Why did the colonists fight the British?

Leila

Because they didn't like the way they wrote.

David

Can you be more specific? Okay, what about the tea?

Leila

There were taxing the tea. So they didn't like the taxes. There you go.

David

Yeah. And if you knew how small of a tax it was, oh, how big our taxes are now.

Leila

So I talked about my British teacher before, right? Yeah. My brother's teacher dressed up as the British tea party. For Halloween. It was so fun. It was hilarious. And I loved it.

David

So Boston Tea Party, and now a British tea party is just a regular tea. Okay, let's see. Where are we? 62. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

Leila

Wrap? I know this. I have to know this. You have to know this to pass last year? Um, me? No. No, Thomas Jefferson.

David

There you go. Yes. And it was in there. And it was in there. It was one of the dudes. Yeah, you're right. So let's see. What When? When was the Declaration of Independence adopted in 1770. Say more specific New York City. When?

Leila

1736 July 1.

David

Oh my gosh. Leila. celebrated every year

Leila

July 4.

David

We celebrate independence day every year. That's the day that we do. clared independence hotdogs

Leila

thoroughly twice our weight. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. blow stuff up.

David

Named three names. Three of the 13 original states. North Carolina.

Leila

South Carolina. Virginia. Yeah. New York. Massachusetts. I don't know. Yep. Yes. Those

David

were all correct. What happened at the Constitutional Convention? Oh,

Unknown

oh.

David

But I met for a musical.

Leila

The Constitutional committee a bunch of dudes hanging out, hanging out and talking about the government.

David

And what what did they accomplish?

Leila

Laws? Maybe. And they

David

they probably wrote those down, right? Yeah. What do they call that list of laws?

Leila

The declaration? No, nope. The Bill of Rights.

David

The Bill of Rights is in the Constitution. There you go. Because Ah, oh.

Leila

I'm so smart. You guys, guys. Let's

David

have a constitutional convention. All right. What should we what should we call all this stuff that we just wrote down? Oh, To Kill a Mockingbird. All right. So I

Leila

knew what the Constitutional Convention was. I knew what they did there. I just never note I just never connected the dots that they wrote the Constitution.

David

Okay, so speaking of the Constitution, when was it written?

Leila

1736 No,

David

crap. They had declared independent nine. Now isn't 1787

Leila

You would have gotten there eventually.

David

Just stair stepping up one year at a time I would have. Alright, so let's see. 67 The Federalist Papers supported the passage of the US Constitution name one of its writers. The what the Federalist Papers supported the passage of the US Constitution. Oh. I know you're one of them. Alexander Hamilton. There you go. What was one thing Benjamin Franklin was famous for? Oh,

Leila

I've just looked him up. Didn't I? You

David

were just going looking at the last show. Franklin. Yep. Key? Well, technically, yes. What is

Leila

he he signed the Declaration of Independence. Right? Maybe? Okay, that's just no, just

David

what do you mean anything related to the government, I guess?

Leila

The government, he signed the Declaration of Independence. And

David

he was a US diplomat. He was the oldest member of the Constitutional Convention. The first postmaster general of the United States.

Leila

Oh my gosh, he's awesome. Okay, so

David

I just started, he started the first free libraries. Oh, that's neat. And this is one of the things that I liked the most was that he was the writer of Poor Richard's Almanac, which was an anonymous, he wrote under a pseudonym for Richard. So nobody knew it was him writing it. But that kind of also established the whole like, anybody is press. Yeah, even you can be anonymous and still be press. Cool. So It's it's really cool. Who is the father of our country? Me? Leila let's see.

Oh, there you go. Wait, you can't do math with a letter in there. What'd I miss typed? My gosh. Who was the first president? George Washington? Two in a row. I didn't write what territory to the United States by from France in 1803. The Louisiana Purchase. What territory did the Louisiana Territory to the United States buy from France?

Leila

The United States buying from France? Yeah.

David

You are right on what it was called. When they did it.

Leila

What do you mean what

David

did they buy the Louisiana

Leila

like the strip of land from Louisiana up? And

David

it was called the Louisiana Purchase. Yes. It was called Louisiana. No,

Leila

it was called the Louisiana Purchase. No, no, no, no. The

David

act of buying it was called the Louisiana Purchase. They purchased the they purchased a purchase Louisiana. To me. Yes, they

Leila

purchased a piece of land was called the Louisiana Purchase. It

David

was called the Louisiana Territory.

Leila

Oh my gosh, I thought that was like a fancy word. For like land. No, the Louisiana land is Komiza purchase. This tells you what I'm learning in school, by the way, apparently,

David

or they're teaching it correctly. And you're just not listening.

Leila

Just for interpreting it wrong.

David

All right. Name one war fought in the United States in the 1800s. Oh,

Leila

it can hundreds. The Civil War. That's one of them. Revolutionary War? No.

David

That was in the 7017. Yeah. Do you know any other ones?

Leila

So great. One, though. The

David

War of 1812. The Mexican American War in the Spanish American War in Spanish marijuana. Okay, so let's see, where can win by one. Name the US war between the North and the South.

Leila

Civil War. Tomorrow,

David

name one person that led? Nope. Name one problem that led to the Civil War.

Leila

They didn't like Abraham Lincoln and the South Carolina split off. And then a bunch of other people. States split off into their own little place. Because they didn't like Lincoln.

David

Okay. Why did slavery? Okay, that is one of them. Yes. Also economic reasons. Yeah. And states rights. Yeah. Because the federal government they, the Confederacy felt that the federal government was stepping on the state's rights. And it shouldn't be the federal government of America. It should be united states of america and states. Right. Should we just got done with the

Leila

Civil War? Okay,

David

so the next couple questions should be easy for you then hopefully. What was one important thing thing that Abraham Lincoln did? He

Leila

freed the slaves with the 13th amendment. And the 14th. The

David

immense He also died? The Emancipation pants. That's what yeah, that's his proclamation. Also. They say he saved or preserved the union. Yeah. And he died. led to the United States during civil war. Also, he posed for the penny you did. What did the Emancipation Proclamation do? I just freed

Leila

the slaves? You just told me? Dang. Oh, dang.

David

What did? What did Susan B. Anthony do?

Leila

Often probably something important. fought for women's rights. School.

David

All right. Name one war fought in the 1900s.

Leila

Great. The Great War. Yes.

David

World War One that Yes. World War Two. Yep. You only had to name one. So there was two of them. Yeah. World War One wasn't called World War One until World War Two started I call it great. Great. Well, it is called the great yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. Vietnam, Korea and the Persian Gulf. Let's see. 79. Who was president during World War One?

Leila

OWL. Owl. sharp pains up my backside. No, no. Okay, who is the president? World

David

War One World

Leila

War one president? Truman, no, no. Woodrow

David

Wilson. Woodrow Wilson. Remember because World War Woodrow Wilson. WW, WW. All right. Okay. Who was the president during the Great Depression and World War Two?

Leila

Truman.

David

No. Have you been watching The Truman Show?

Leila

I just got the Great Depression too.

David

So it was Roosevelt Dang it. Okay, who did the United States fight in World War Two or two?

Leila

Uh huh. Japan and Germany and. Yep. Poland,

David

Italy.

Leila

Dang it Italy. Get out of here.

David

I'll give you that one because you knew the two. Yeah. Two of the three main ones. Okay, before he was President Eisenhower was a general. What war? worries he had general during? Nope, not Korea. No.

Leila

Vietnam. Nope. World War Two.

David

Like you just gave me a list of five. I just gotta remember. Let's see, during the Cold War, what was the main concern of the United States?

Leila

We're gonna get? No. Maybe that was part communism. There you go. Yes. The communism was gonna take over. Yep. The commies.

David

Communism, what movement tried to end racial discrimination?

Leila

The crap? What movement? What movement? Movement? Oh, when? In

David

the 1900s.

Leila

That's not too broad. That's like 100 years, it

David

tried to end racial discrimination. So everybody can have these kinds of rights.

Leila

equal equals the civil rights movement. Civil

David

rights. Yeah, you knew it. What did Martin Luther King Jr. Do?

Leila

He was the civil rights movement leader. Yep. fought for civil rights. Right. That was one that my British teacher had to know. Yep.

David

That is a there's actually a star next to that one. And it says if you're 65 years or older, and have been a legal permanent resident of the United States for 20 years or more, you may study just the questions that have an asterix. I haven't been paying attention. I'll have to scroll back through and see which ones you only have to know if that those those conditions are met. What major event happened on September 11 2001, in the United States.

Leila

So there was this two towers, right, right. And a plane flew into one of the towers. And then flame flew into the other tower. Okay. Okay. And then there was this thing called the Pentagon. Right. And the Pentagon got hit by one of the planes, right. Okay. And then there was another plane, but that one wasn't hijacked. It got well, it was, but it got under control. And it crashed into a field in Pennsylvania.

David

Okay, but who did it? The official answer, not the real answer.

Leila

Osama bin Laden and his little terrorists.

David

Yep. It's it says terrorists attacked the United States. Yeah, that's that's the official answer on this test. name. Name one American Indian tribe in the United States. Jerky. There you go. Can you name more?

Leila

The Oh, dang it. Yes, I can. The Nope.

David

Yeah, you can Navajo Sue. Yeah, there was the Choctaw clearblue Oh, Coco. Yep. Crow, Indians Teton, Hopi Hopi, and you were in your euphoria, you know, always Yeah. Like as soon as you hear you're like, oh, no, I couldn't do it. Assignment. Name one of the two longest rivers in the United States. Weezy. Anna purchase No. Name one of the two longest rivers in the United States wherever you go. What is the ocean on the West Coast? Oh, left.

Leila

Okay. You so it's east west? West? Atlantic? What? Okay, say it again.

David

What is the ocean on the west coast of the west coast?

Leila

It's EU. So it goes from east to west. So the east. Wait a minute.

David

Okay. Wait, am I backwards? Okay, listen, listen. Okay. West. Okay. No, it's

Leila

not. It's not you. It's we. It's we Yes. So the way Pacific? Yes. You

David

so, yes. If you put them E and A go together, and W and P go together because of the position of the alphabet. And West is. I know the west of East. I know. We all right. So what ocean is on the east coast of the United States?

Leila

I was like, okay, in my mind, I thought it was you but I also was like California isn't on the East Coast. We're on the East Coast. Yeah, so like,

David

alright. Name one US territory.

Leila

Louisiana Purchase.

David

They're not states but their territories. Oh,

Leila

the Republic of Republic know

David

what's a? It's it's a Spanish? No. The Philippines. We're

Leila

not now. The public, you give up

David

the public. You give up? Yes. Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands. Yeah. American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, and Guam.

Leila

None of those Republicans. No,

David

they don't. Because we're not a republic. Alright, name one state that borders Canada, as if Canada were real.

Leila

Michigan. Hey,

David

go. All right. Let's see named one. Name one state that borders Mexico. Oh, Texas. Okay. What is the capital of the United States? Washington, DC. Do you know what DC stands for on this isn't part of it. District of Columbia. Where that? Where is the Statue of Liberty?

Leila

New York. It was actually in New Jersey. But it's in New York. Right?

David

It's on Liberty Island. New York Harbor. Yeah. Also acceptable or New Jersey near New York City and on the Hudson River. So there you go. So number 96. We're in the homestretch here. We're talking about symbols. What does the flag sorry? Why does the flag have 13? Stripes is

Leila

the flag because of the 13 original colonies? Yes. 13 original colonies.

David

Why does the flag have 50 stores? Because

Leila

there is 50 states?

David

What is the name of the national anthem? The Star Spangled Banner blammo. Alright, two more. Okay. When do we celebrate independence day July 4. All right. Name to national holidays.

Leila

Halloween. Christmas.

David

No, Christmas is one. Is it? Thanksgiving? Yes. New Year's Day Martin Luther King Jr. Day President's Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Columbus Day, Veterans Day Thanksgiving and Christmas. Those are federal holidays. Halloween is not a federal holiday. Get a day off on those. All right, so that was 100 questions. 102. gonna scroll up here and highlight this entire column. We're gonna look down the bottom right? You got 82?

Leila

That's a B.

David

That's a B? I don't know. I don't know how much you would have had to answer in order to pass I'm sure that probably would have passed. And they don't actually ask you all 100. They pick a random assortment of them. So let's see study. Let's see which ones had stars. Okay. So if you're over 65 and have been legal resident, legal permanent resident for 20 years or more, you only have to study the following questions. So do I have to study these? No, you're automatically SS? Oh, yeah, I

Leila

was born. Yeah.

David

When do we celebrate independence day? Why does the flag have 50? Stars? Where's the Statue of Liberty? Oh, that's easy peasy. What is the capital of the United States? Let's see. What what did Martin Luther King Jr. Do? See? Name one war fought in the United States in the 1900s. What was one important thing Abraham Lincoln did? Who was who was the first president? Oh, oh, no, I lost my image. And start from the top. Looking for more starred ones here. What is one right or freedom from the

First Amendment? I think everybody should know. All five. What's the economic system? What's the economic system? Name one branch of government?

Leila

Two parts of the US Congress.

David

Name your state senator.

Leila

What's the name of the president?

David

Yep. And what month do we vote for president?

Leila

Let's see what judicial branch do.

David

What does the judicial branch do?

Leila

What are the two major political parties?

David

What's the capital of your state?

Leila

What's the responsibility that is only for United States citizens? And

David

think, oh, hold you have to be to vote. When is that? Of course they're gonna ask you when tax forms are due. That's when you make sure you pay us. Let's see. Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah. So those are the only ones you actually have to know if you're over 65 and have already been here. 20 years legally. So cool. I think you did really good. Thank you.

Leila

Am I a US citizen?

David

You already were. So yeah, I will include a link to this PDF. It's from uscis.gov It's the January 2019 Revision Guide. And, you know, may or not be the current questions that they asked. But I'm sure it's all probably very similar. Neat stuff. But I thought it'd be fun to do that just just a quiz Lilo and see where she was at on the Civic stuff. I think that's important. This stuff is important to know stinkbug towards us, and probably going to name this episode citizenship

test questions or something like that. So when people search for that, if they're looking around, they might find it. Yeah. Be helpful to somebody maybe who's trying to do trying to become a US citizen.

Leila

Yeah. Ask to get a little giggle out of it, and get a giggle. So we're,

David

we didn't have any donations this week. We missed last week. I understand. You know, we all know they may not come back and send them any money. She might be. But yeah, so we're going to just let you know this value for value podcast. If you want to support us in any way even just let us know how you want to help. You can also go to fun fact. friday.com and click the donations button. And, you know, let us Whoa.

Leila

Okay, my vision just went blurry for a second. I'm actually scared. You get nervous. No, it made me Yes, I am. Like really afraid of some bugs. Stinking think spiders. Scare me that much. They stinks so bad when dragonflies dragonflies are so creepy. Oh my gosh. I don't have all those wings.

David

I don't know. They got for way too many wings. All

Leila

right, so I'm really pumped. So yeah,

David

let us know if there's any other quizzes or something you'd like us to take legal is trying to find one that would be good to give me

Leila

one for you. We'll do it another week. Yeah, because it already a long episode. Good. Great.

David

Yeah, let us know if you like this. Like us to do this every once in a while. I think it was fun. And it required like zero preparation, which is awesome. Yeah. Love it. All right, everybody. We'll see y'all next time and bye.

Leila

See you next week on another Fun Fact Friday with David

David

That was weird. What do you know

Leila

I just said with David. It'd be funny. I get clicked one. Are you gonna I am gonna summon Kyle.

David

Here we go. Mr. Fun

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