Fumbled Penis Podcast

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A weekly (maybe) podcast about random issues and topics. Unlikely to be enjoyed by your grandmother. Email the show! fumbledpenis@gmail.com

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Episodes

Well, well, well....

The Fumbled Penis Podcast is back in the gunslaps.com studio!

Mar 03, 2025•42 min

FPP Midweek 35

Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio For stickers and patches that will make your libtard neighbor's pussy hurt, check out gunslaps.com

Jan 12, 2024•29 min

FPP Midweek 34

A poor attempt at a free podcast with zero effort. Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio gunslaps.com stickers for everyone

Dec 28, 2023•30 min

FPP Midweek 33

Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio For autistic and offensive stickers, check out gunslaps.com

Nov 30, 2023•34 min

This week Sweet Baby James brings his beautiful hairless asshole to the gunslaps.com studio to help the show while I recover from oral surgery. Check out gunslaps.com for all your christmas and holiday essentials. Use code FOC for 30% off until November 26th at midnight. If you want the most based meme stickers and patches on the planet, you have to check out gunslaps.com

Nov 23, 2023•19 min

FPP Midweek 31

Guest host Tony G tries to fill these shoes. If it sucks, don't blame me or gunslaps.com

Nov 09, 2023•31 min

FPP Midweek 30

Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio For funny and offensive stickers and patches check out gunslaps.com Sponsored in part by I'm Gay and My Dick is Small Candle Company

Oct 11, 2023•31 min

FPP Midweek 29

Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio It's Fall Y'all so go grab a hoodie or patches or any other shit you can't live without and help me keep the only sponsor I have. Use code PENIS if you're a poor and it'll knock a few bucks off. If you like hipoint pistols, farts, or the word fuck, you're gonna love this. If you don't know whether or not to cut off your dick or what bathroom to use, you're probably gonna hate it.

Oct 04, 2023•41 min

FPP Midweek 28

Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio. For the best stickers and patches on the internet, check out gunslaps.com and use code PENIS to save some cash

Sep 27, 2023•30 min

FPP MIDWEEK 27

Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio For offensive and funny gun stickers check out gunslaps.com I'm changing my nationality to Ukrainian tomorrow so I can get some of those freedom dollars we're handing out.

Aug 24, 2023•23 min

FPP Midweek 26

Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio For the best stickers and patches on the internet check out gunslaps.com and use code PENIS at checkout Wanna hear me sing like a retard standing in the woods? Download this episode. Wanna hear me talk about guns? Sign up for premium episodes at glow.fm/fpp Glocks and Hipoint yeet cannon and Sig AD and Garand Thumb and Demolition Ranch and Taran Tactical are all shit I like to talk about. Some good, some bad. Some not at all but it might hit a search engine. ;...

Aug 17, 2023•31 min

FPP Midweek 25

From the gunslaps.com studio today's episode discusses the passing of some bald headed bitch and why Cabelas is the fudd magnet of the universe. For offensive stickers and patches checkout gunslaps.com

Jul 26, 2023•32 min

FPP Midweek 24

It's only been 5 weeks! Sunday episodes at glow.fm/fpp/ Support a local artist! DEATH-NUT has lots of cool shit Things with The Tree aren't looking good. This episode is more of a favor to the members of the Fumbled Penis Podcast Premium Episode Family. Groupchats, jarjar binks, and me possibly becoming a billionaire with the Powerball tonight are all discussed. Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio...

Jul 19, 2023•32 min

FPP Midweek 23

Brought to you in part by gunslaps.com For the best patches and stickers on the planet, check out gunslaps.com and use promo code PENIS to save some cash. Today's episode is ad free because of "reasons" but I get into the mysterious suicide of Uncle Ted Kaczynski, pit bulls off their leash, and the phenomenon of ducking someone's Jeep.

Jun 14, 2023•31 min

FPP Midweek 22

Needs patches or stickers? Check out gunslaps.com and help support the company that supports the Fumbled Penis Podcast!

May 31, 2023•41 min

FPP Midweek 21

Get ready for Killdozer Day with stickers, patches, hoodies, and tshirts at gunslaps.com Today I break down white supremacy amongst latin american men, why Facebook groups aren't your own personal google search, and so much more!

May 10, 2023•26 min

FPP Midweek 20

Go check out our sponsor gunslaps.com Atlanta shooting and a review of the Hi-Point JXP10 in this episode along with some other nonsense.

May 03, 2023•49 min

FPP MIDWEEK 19

Brought to you in part by gunslaps.com Probably the best stickers and patches on the planet.

Apr 27, 2023•40 min

FPP Midweek 18

Brought to you in part by the best goddamn sticker company on the planet. Use promo code RETARDED at gunslaps.com and save 10%

Apr 19, 2023•43 min

FPP Midweek 17

Brought to you in part by gunslaps.com Go help the guy that helps the show!

Apr 12, 2023•55 min

FPP Midweek 16

Brought to you in part by the best damn sticker company on the planet gunslaps.com

Apr 05, 2023•45 min

FPP Midweek 15

Brought to you in part by gunslaps.com Check out gunslaps.com for meme stickers or go buy junk from those other losers.

Mar 30, 2023•43 min

FPP Midweek 14

I know it's still women's history month but this week we're celebrating the life and accomplishments of the greatest dad ever! Premium episodes released every Sunday at glow.fm/fpp If you want based gun and meme stickers, check out our sponsor gunslaps.com

Mar 15, 2023•23 min

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