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Front Page Fxckery

Front Page Fxckerywww.kelechiokafor.com
Join self-proclaimed 'Muvva of London' Kelechi Okafor (host of Say Your Mind Podcast) as she takes you through the newspaper front pages, and breaks down current affairs in her own hilarious and eloquent way.
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Episodes

Bonnie Does Politics

https://prisonersforpalestine.org Workman LLP are the worst, along with Southwark Council! TikTok suspends access to live in Nigeria at night time because they've been naughty. Pastors and influencers getting flewed out to ItsNotReal US government want to see how many years of our social media?! Bonnie Blue endorses Farage. Madness! Spirit Salts drop Friday 19th December on kelechiokafor.com/shop

Dec 13, 20251 hr 26 minEp. 14

Google Search?!

Eva airlines is so much better than British Airways! Criminals aren't clearing their google search history like they used to I fear. Wes Streeting is after Keir Starmer's position but needs Angela Rayner? Oh it's all getting juicy. Something Something Kate Middleton in a coat at Christmas carol service. The England group are in group L with Croatia and Ghana to tussle with. FIFA gave Donald Trump an award for peace?!!! Thanks for getting selling out the bath salts! Send your letters to SYM@kelec...

Dec 06, 20251 hr 4 minEp. 13

Burna Boy vs Sleep

I'm in Thailand but wouldn't miss the chance to update you on the front pages. It was a tussle to even get the Internet right but we made it!Burns Boy was vex that a fan fell asleep at his concertRachel Reeves is getting dragged for the stealth tax hikes and Labour is in disarray over the U-turn on protections against unfair dismissal from day one of new employment. Send your letters to SYM@Kelechiokafor.comGet my special spirit salts on 5th December at Kelechiokafor.com

Nov 28, 20251 hr 37 minEp. 12

Cloudflare Reh Reh

Cloudflare got touched by Mercury Retrograde, but should only select few companies rule the internet? I have updates about Severance and now I've started watching Slow Horses. Merseyside police have a lot to answer for after wrongfully jailing a man for 38 years over a crime he didn't commit. Matt Hancock! that's his name! Anyway him and Boris Johnson are being disgraced for being so rubbish during lockdown. Share your thoughts and for more bits from me, join my members area on kelechiokafor.com...

Nov 21, 20251 hr 23 minEp. 11

Nobody Asked

Is cheating genetic?I also list some of my favourite shows, which is absolutely not something anybody asked for.send Your Front letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com

Nov 15, 202556 minEp. 10

To Bathe a Booty

What is taking so long with the regeneration of Aylesbury Estate? I smell corruption. Can car insurance companies be 'racist'?something something Andrew Mountbatten is wanted by US Congress. Mamdani is mayor! Is it wrong to say 'pregnant people' instead of 'women'? Get ready for the drop on my Spirit Salts, bath salts for your energetic alignment needs. 5th December. Join my members area at Kelechiokafor.com

Nov 07, 202550 minEp. 9

Just Andy

Now that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formerly known as Prince Andrew is going to be stripped of his titles, what happens next, hopefully something rhyming with snail... Rachel Reeves is in hot water for not getting the necessary licence when renting out her Dulwich home. How is it that the Chancellor is unaware of the rules around money in this country?? Justice for Ochanya https://www.change.org/p/justice-for-ochanya Join my members area https://www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope-members-area...

Oct 31, 20251 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 8

7: Marvin’s Line

Bishop Marvin Winans tells a congregant her $1,235 donation wasn’t enough , and it raises bigger questions about how the church can start to look like the plantation. Plus, the Bloody Sunday acquittal, Tess and Claudia leaving Strictly, and Russia is going to get slick over U.S. oil sanctions.

Oct 25, 20251 hr 1 min

Giving Up The D

I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed. Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social commentary, because when the headlines are this wild, someone’s got to make sense of the fxckery. Get extr...

Oct 20, 202554 min

6: Giving Up The D

I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed. Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social commentary, because when the headlines are this wild, someone’s got to make sense of the fxckery. Get extr...

Oct 18, 202554 min

5: A Tale of Two Garys

Gary Neville got the middle class white men upset. The other Gary is trying to appeal to Reform voters. Will white men ever truly understand whiteness? Shabanah Mahmood said you don’t have to use your freedom all the time. Silly me, I thought that was the point?! The Daily Fail is Picking on Meghan Markle again! Like subscribe and comment. You know, all the good stuff!! Send your letters for ‘Your Front’ to SYM@kelechiokafor.com For more content, join my members area ‘Keleidoscope’ on https://ww...

Oct 06, 20251 hr 12 min

4: Crying Over Lamb

On Sunday I celebrate yet another birthday! If you would like to celebrate another solar cycle with me, here are a few options of what would make my heart full: You can buy a ticket for 12th October 4pm to see ‘The Voicenote’, the short film I directed and starred in. This is the the first public screening in the UK at London Independent Film Festival: https://genesis.admit-one.co.uk/tickets/?perfCode=6938 You can donate to: The children’s home & resource centre I built in Lagos Nigeria http...

Sep 29, 20251 hr 3 min

3: Pink Pa*do In The Palace

Prince Andrew’s wife, Sarah Ferguson is also mixed up with Epstein?! The plot thinnens! The name I was looking for is Rolf Harris! What does Britain’s recognition of Palestine actually mean?? Not Stephen Yaxley-Lennon being treated like the rag he is! Send ‘Your Front’ letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com

Sep 22, 20251 hr 11 min

2: Cillit Bang...

The Labour girlies are after Keir Starmer’s position. Something something Charlie Kirk. The pope says Elon Musk is greedy. Send ‘Your Front’ letters to @SYM@kelechiokafor.com

Sep 16, 20251 hr 18 min

1: Did I pronounce it right?

Welcome to FPF. The weekly (somewhat chaotic) look at the front pages. Send 'Your Front' page letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com

Sep 09, 202541 min
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