The final show of 2006 finds Steele contemplating unusual wiping techniques while Martin offers his ass-cleaning tips. Martin has found what he believes to be the gayest profession a man can have. There's a different kind of rapist on the loose in Texas and we'll also pay tribute to The Godfather of Soul.
It's the FTV Christmas special! Steele and Martin spread some holiday cheer as they discuss the birth of christ, Canada's Boxing Day and grown men in Santa Hats. Plus a complete recap of the comedy show and the activities that followed.
The Iranians, with some help from David Duke, are holding a conference to decide if the Halocaust really happened. If that doesn't have FTV written all over it then nothing else does. Plus some kid jerked off into the ranch dressing (seriously, how could we not cover this one?). Bill Arundale is back with us to share the story of his brush with testicular cancer. All that plus Ching-Chongs, Nazis, and frozen mountain climbers.
Steele and Martin are joined by comedian Bill Arrundale as we take a look at life on the road as a stand-up comic. Bill shares his tales of bad hotels, bad comedy clubs and bad road trips. Those mountain climbers are still missing and ecoli is running rampant.
Show 62 centers on what a few other Podcasts have been saying about FTV. We'll hear about a new show that Martin has discovered. Steele has problems with the level of customer service at the pharmacy and men who order small sandwiches. All that, plus Indian men (dots, not feathers) are having a problem keep their peckers wrapped.
After deleting us from his MySpace, former guest Chucky gets his punishment, FTV Style. Chico sits in as we read from Chucky's blog. You'll be sure to have the "gay bumps" by the time this one is over. Plus fake retards, farts on a plane, hurricane predictions and we'll give away some tickets.
Hairball John is back in this midget-heavy episode of From The 'Ville. We talk midget porn, midget wrestling and midget cover bands. Also included are glow bowling, frozen babies, male porn stars of the '80's and Andy Rooney. Plus an unforgettable interview with former Guns-n-Roses drummer Steven Adler.
Syndicated radio host Hairball John sits in with Martin and Steele to talk about the glory days of metal, play riddle me a former star, and pimp his show. We'll also get another apology from Kramer and announce an FTV live event. Plus, guess how the goverment is trampling on the constitution this week.
There's one less retard in the studio this time but Martin and Steele make up for it. Kris, a listener to the show, makes the trip all the way from Hawaii to join us for this one. We'll cover Kramer's racial slurs, Nazi gingerbread men and a guy who got stabbed for not washing his hands. Steele starts drinking and ends up with 3 mics when he refuses to end the show.
We've finally cracked the top ten so we are joined by our retarded friend Dougie. (and a host of handlers) You'll hear Dougie call Martin a loser and Steele a retard while explaining why DGR is better than BGR. Unless you speak fluent tard, you may need an interpretter.
Martin and Steele attempt to bring the races together by hosting their first ever guest of color. Vernon the black guy helps us understand some of the differences between the races. We'll ask the tough questions that you've always wondered about but were too afraid to ask a black guy like "Why don't you guys eat pussy?" and "Why do black guys like fat white chicks so much?" and even "why don't you fuckers tip?" Also in this show, Steele makes his suggestion for the next Michigan State football c...
After a tribute to Bo Schembechler, Martin and Steele discuss a recent court case involving Burritos and Sandwiches. A surprise guest makes a quick appearance in the studio and Martin swears off drinking on the show. We hear from some of our detractors on the comment board and get a phone call from the "fake" Chico.
Bones and Chico are back for more. Martin tries his hand at a British accent which in turn causes Steele to do his black woman accent. Then we all try do decide which one is worse. Bones has a problem with Borat and can Steele become a 5-time "Riddle me a Former Star" champion?
Look, this is not our finest hour. This episode was never intended to be put out but we offer it to you as a bonus show. We had some things set up but they fell through. Enjoy our misery in this one. You'll hear us struggle to come up with material, try to call our friends and even leave a few voicemails. We are also joined on the phone line with a couple of broads that were nearly as awful as us. Enjoy it, because we didn't. (this is not an actually show. we will be back on Thursday with a new ...
Martin and Steele are joined by former guest Bones and his father, "the real Chico." Chico shows us why he is an Essexville legend by sharing some of his exploits and explaining his fetish for amputees.
Rhode makes a return to the guest couch but who really gives a fuck? The news is that he brought this bi-sexual chick with him. Martin and Steele have plenty of questions for this little broad as they ask her everything from "When did you suck your first cock?" to "Ever get diddled by an Uncle?" It's almost two hours of alcohol fueled sexually explicit material plus retards, midgets and strippers.
Martin and Steele contemplate lifting the ban on Wally. A pastor in Colorado admits to gay sex with prostitutes (sort of) and Doogie Howser comes out. We'll check out the election season ads and point out some of Halloween's worst people. And if that's not enough, Steele calls for the death of all birds.
From The 'Ville's Steele and Martin look back at the first 50 episodes of FTV and you'll also find out why Steele is sometimes refered to as "Dave."
It's amazing what some people will stick their cocks in. In this episode Martin and Steele will try to figure out why some guys are fucking some of the things that they are fucking. Episode 49 has everything from Beastiality to Mom Rape. Plus, some kid is missing an instrument.
So what's wrong with these kids today? From the 'Ville suggests that maybe it's not the kids. Maybe it's these fucking adults who are afraid to let kids play tag, dodge ball or even touch football. Hear Martin and Steele share stories of their playground days as we talk about a football team that gave up and a new Halocaust inspired weight loss plan.
Martin and Steele discuss what Martin should do with his free time as he finds himself suddenly out of work. We'll unleash on the Indians and Mooner kicks a "pop-in."
We debut a new addition to the studio in this one and if you haven't figured it out based on the title, you'll have to listen. Steele brings us a story on the history of the Hitler Moustache and we also hear from Captain Ron. And what happens to those unused championship shirts?
Show 45 starts with an apology to all of our listeners. After that we get into the nonsense. We pledge to help the Hawaian Earthquake victims and share our sympathies for the family of Corey Lidle. Steele unviels a new list, Martin goes on a political rant (again) and we talk about an autistic kid who gets beaned on the ball field.
Steele goes to the doctor and becomes a victim of what can only be described as "tard on tard crime." Martin had his own doctor's office run in and has also picked up new information on our favorite child molesting former science teacher. Other topics include Old wrestling theme songs and of course the Tigers continued path to the World Series.
Episode 43 opens with the radio call of the Tigers eliminating the Yankees from the ALDS and centers around Martin's trip to the game. We'll hear about the chicks he met outside the stadium and play guess my ethnicity with one of the girls. Also included is a discussion of Captain Ron's sexuality, Chico poor driving and bandwagon fans.
Episode 42 finds Martin, Steele and guest Chico talking about that kid-diddlin congressman from Florida. We'll also hear about Steele's first time, (not with a woman, his first time with himself.)
We return with our first new episode in a week. The show kicks off with a discussion of the missing episode and a way for the listeners to get the unreleased FTV 40. Then we'll take a look at the local wine walk, play "Riddle Me a Former Star" and take a trip to the gordy files.
Steele shows his intellectual side in this one as he engages the audience in a frank discussion of third world conditions before and after the recent action in the Sudan. Also covered in this episode is the 1972 police action against the Irish rebels, the effect of fiat currency as it relates to the global economic situation and the struggles facing 2-income families in the modern workplace.
We're talking Civil War Re-enacters in this one along with an array of other topics. Martin's trying to find some spinach, while enjoying the new fall TV season. Steele's trying to figure out if Joe-Pa has the shits while he boasts of his skills in the field of chink-spotting. We'll take a look at the Rachael Ray show. And as if that's not enough, we'll take another look at fashion for people kickin' "Dubs-Nubs."
Show #38 finds Martin and Steele considering a format change. We'll explore a podcast from a different category as we try to find a new home for FTV. We also discuss football and Germans.
