How are you guys doing? Hi. Hi, guys. So good. What's up, guys? Nothing caught in my throat. Here come the ants. I like when they zoom in on their... So we're talking Jason X. Clearly. We're talking space. Spokes. We're in space. This is the final frontier. This is the final one. Thank God. I'm ready to get out of space. Space is. It's predictable and it's stupid. In the year 2455, on a routine training mission, a team of students is about to discover a life form frozen in time. Wow.
They're on their way back. Prepare for docking and power up the lab. You brought them on board? Everything's under control now. What the hell is going on? Jason Voorhees, that's what's going on. He's an unstoppable killing machine. Guys, it's okay, he just wanted his machete back. How do we get off the ship? I don't know. Look, we're gonna be all right. What, are you high? He's here. You have got to get them out of there. They slap him! I think we're finally okay.
What the hell is that? You've got to be kidding me. Oh, wow. He's been modified. Oh, you've been? You guys might want to run. How much money do you think it costs to fly this fucking thing around and everyone on this thing is broke?
they're all just like i need money though like i'm desperate for money like what do you mean people are spending 10 million dollars just to go into space for 10 minutes right this dude's in space like fuck how am i gonna make that money he probably didn't spend any money to get to space he had a whole crew and students and a whole like SWAT team.
that like we're up in a ship that also had a probe ship that went down to earth one and also there's a space station there they fucking destroyed spoilies but if you're like are you telling me this dude This goon, this fucking wide-set-eyed fucking donut of a man is a professor. Oh, yeah. That's a desperate professor.
What the fuck? How is that? Teachers don't make a lot of money. Even in 24, 55. Think about how much we can then less. And I just thought about Josh talking about the last episode about how you like to make fun of the years. This is one where... This is a good one. We would be fucking gas seals or whatever the fuck you're talking about. Gas worms. Yeah. Not... There's no humans. We've made zero physical adaptation for Earth 2.
You look schlubbier than ever, dude. Everyone just looks the same as always. No way. Yeah, fashion has not moved since 2001. We'd at least be eight feet tall. Sliding through fucking tubes. What are you... 24.55. People were fucking four foot eight average living to be 35 years old 150 years ago. Right. So you're telling me like now everyone's fucking, you see these goddamn redwood tree people walking around, giant ass elves.
It would be so different in 455 years from now. Especially, I think it was hilarious that they... and we're going to jump around. Obviously we already have been, but like that they would know about a serial murderer on earth from 400 years ago, 400 years ago. No, but I do love that. So Jason is a real, that has regenerative properties. So he's no longer just like a zombie, which he was. Yeah. He's a living man. Well, they kept saying he's dead, but he was still like...
alive-ish. Yeah. So I don't know how... He's the world's only... He's a living corpse. There's only one. Yeah. And at the beginning of this movie... Already, he's been tried of crimes and executed multiple times. They tried to hang him. They electrocuted him. They did lethal injection. Nothing kills the guy. We know this as fans. They have him in a giant wet hanger in a David Blaine suit. All fucking full-on fucking Harry Houdini.
Every which way. What makes him think that's going to work? After all this shit, we've already tried on this guy. How did he get out? I will say I would like to see how we got out. Show us that. Nope. Nope. We're not going to cut you nothing. He's wrapped in chains. It's the fucking Michael Myers driving thing. Where it's like, we don't get to see him actually being like,
Turning it on. Searching for the keys. Wiggling the thing, trying to figure out how to put it in reverse. I've never fucking done this before. You don't get to see Jason regurgitate a key and pull out his mouth and unlock it. Dislocate his shoulder. His assistant, aka the guy, the desk guy, helped him, said, okay, let me just cover you up with this blankie for a second. And then...
We'll cut to something else. Ta-da! I'm there now, dead as fuck! I mean, not only is he a zombie, not only is he... Oh, he's a teleporter, too. Yeah, he's a magician. He's a magician. Well, his teleportation properties are well... documented in but in this one it really shines because he's like slaughtering a bunch of
fucking schlubs in that room. Girl runs out and he's already out there. Yeah, there's no one door. Yeah. Right. He's already out there. Yeah. He teleports. And I mean, they kind of explained it in the remake, Friday the 13th, the last movie that was made in what, 2009 or something like that? 2008, 2009. Something like that. Is that really the last Friday the 13th movie that got made? Almost 20 years ago? The remake, right? The remake, yeah. Crazy, huh?
He had tunnels. In that, he had tunnels. So that's kind of like... David Copperfield, David Blaine has like little under stage falls away. I want to see him. I want to see him. It also wants him like, be one spot and then get under the floor and then run like a motherfucker to get the next one. And then you stop and start walking off the floor. That's why he pops up and you see him and he's like, He just jammed over there so fast. But you kind of see that. I feel like if
When we get to a violent nature 10, you'll get to see him digging. You get to see him building a house. We see him undig himself. He unburys himself in that movie. He shimmies out like a spider under the dirt. Just two inches underground. Yeah, I want to see. He's got to have some insane fucking...
you know, mole properties. I want to see him burrowing. Show me that. Burrowing and breaking out of these chains. Yeah. In a way that he was able to put them back on that person because that kid had the fucking chains on him. That's so dumb. Teleportation He teleported into his body And switched places, that's what he does Oh, he pulled a leprechaun, huh? He leprechauns Dude. He's got the physique. We don't know what he's been doing between, you know.
When he was a kid and died and came back to life, he probably was watching a lot of fucking David Copperfield videos. Yeah, that's true. He's learning some tricks. He's out there in the woods all by himself. He's learning sleight of hand. Yeah, yeah. Slide of body. He's fucking around, man. Slide of bod. And then you think that he's like... When they finally get him up on this motherfucking ship, like, a little later on...
How rude. Like, how can his brain actually be that small? Oh, they fucking did him dirty. They did Jason so dirty. You might as well have been like, how does this fucking idiot do anything? How does this dude even... Think. Yeah. Learn to think, bro. Well, he can't talk. He cannot. He cannot think.
This is the ugliest Jason I've ever seen out of all the movies we've had over these. He is the most hideous design for Jason in this one. All the hair. The short curlies up top. What are those? Dude, I feel like that's maybe... It might be Gator Legs hairdo. I kind of thought it looked more cane Gator Legs hotter than ever before. I do think so too. I think that like... We're dead. I know. We're dead. But I do think that like...
When we pan around his head and you see all that hair. They do it so much. I'm like, first of all. He was bald from birth. He stayed bald to when he drowned. He's been bald forever. He's got a few fucking short and curlies, but he doesn't have all short and curlies. He's got to have long wispies that make it extra grotesque. Yeah. Grotus Queen. Jason Voorhees is a baldy. Is baldy sincere.
childhood at least yeah but now he's wearing like just saggy baggy pants with the shirt tucked in and whatever the outfit is happening it was killing me when they show that full shot of him right when they went out of the door yeah they like show him fully it's the worst clothing design for jason ever for sure and the mask fucking stinks too the mask sucks but the
The design of that looks so bizarre. You're talking about the first one. All of it, but yeah, including the beginning too. No, no, no. I want to wait to get there because I disagree. So I want to get there. Okay. But yes. And again, I haven't watched Jason X in a minute. Well, obviously, because you've been praising it for a month. We know. But after watching it again, I will say, and I'm going to come back to my...
last episode's comments, I do like this better than Leprechaun and Critters 4. Really? Yes. Okay. Not me. I'm not with you. And Hellraiser. I'm sorry. This is my favorite of the four. I gotta tell you, this is... Of the four franchise ones that we've done. My problem with all four, well, my problem with these movies is that none of them have really been horror movies except for Hellraiser. Every other one, I have Critters, Leprechaun, this, have all just been comedies. Sure.
so I give Hellraiser the edge even though it has the least amount of space in it but there's some actual horror in it because it's actually a horror movie the rest of these are just These have been live action cartoons. Yeah. They exist with cartoon logic and cartoon acting and cartoon stories. Yeah, big time. And it's disappointing to me. I'm here for horror movies. Sure.
So where is the series? No, I agree with you. Like this is not, it's just, it's, it is like, like there are jokes, there are gags, there are, you know, I do think that some people like, there's a lot of like things that happen this when he kills people, kind of jump scary kills. that like aren't effective to us, but I think to like the regular movie going public.
are effective somewhat? I can't imagine. I can't imagine if they're actually that effective for anybody. I think that they are because I don't think those people are as jaded and like as easily like Yeah, but they're just not that well executed in this. Even though, like, I think the director was a special effects artist. I believe he worked with David Cronenberg and shit on his earlier movies. That's why he's in the fucking movies. Yeah. Solid. Okay, yeah. Slip-slop.
They were lit poorly. The timing is all wonky. You don't even see half of the fucking kills. You don't. The one thing I hear praise about for this movie is like, oh, the kills are great.
smash that lady's face and it shatters or the... sleeping bag kill those are like maybe the only ones we actually see there's not a whole lot that we there's a lot of like cut away yeah and we come back and there's just body parts yeah yeah but those are that's kind of annoying those are yeah that's annoying for sure but i do think that like This has some of my favorite kills in any Friday the 13th movies. Which one? The holodeck.
sleeping bag thing is one of my favorite things. But that's a, it is a gag. It's not a gag. It's a goof. And I feel like when he did the sleeping bag thing in the other movie was a gag. Yeah. But it's gnarly. It's gnarly to think about. That was scarier, though. This is just comedy. For sure. And they knew that. That whole scene was like...
shoehorned in as a, as a fucking, a way to show some titties and a way to throw some humor. And it is, I mean, it is a fun part of the movie. It's like, it's funny. It is a fun part. My favorite part, like my favorite part, but I love that in this movie, So Jason is cryogenically frozen.
Good God. And there's a little bit of a mishap because he stabs through that fucking thing and kills the woman who is trying to freeze him. She's also frozen at the same time as him. I mean, thank God for that room. It's sealed. No one else comes in 455 years into that room. Or the building doesn't fall apart. Cats don't eat them. Like, you know, cats are going to take over the fucking earth as soon as we all die.
The power was on still freezing that one room for 455 years. Yeah. What a man. They prepaid that electric bill. That shit was fucking. Yeah. That was prepaid. No, but like, so, but we get. They thaw out these two. They bring him on the ship. They reanimate the woman. Cool. Jason just thaws out on his own. But I love that he doesn't spring back to life fully until two fucking young people start fucking. Yeah, until there's an orgasm. He's like, what? No!
And then that holodeck scene, it comes back to the fact that, like, For whatever reason, Jason just really does not like pre-marital sex. Yeah, dude, you're a fucking prude. Partly because he drowned because people were fucking. I get it. You died originally. That hits the curse. You should try fucking Jason. I think you might like it. You might love it.
Your little peanut brain might enjoy it. You might leave someone else to drown while you're doing it. You'll find out that it's worth drowning. You might walk away from killing entirely. You would be like, oh, this is the shit. He's like, oh, actually, I'm addicted to this, not the killing. Sex is where it's at. I don't think he is. I think he's a fucking full blown Christian.
Yeah. I mean, he has a tiny brain, so there you go. Oh, shit. Shots fired. Shots fired. But yeah, he's a straight up prude. Buzz kill. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck him. Boner killer. It is hilarious though, that that girl's all, and then he just like springs up. Oh God, I can't have fun. Yeah. Enjoy. Yeah. I'm going to sleep for 455 years. Someone fucking. You can't do that around me. I'm a cop.
He's a cop. He is a cop. ACAB includes Jason Voorhees, unfortunately. Oh my god, he's a fucking cop. For real. He's a Christian Avenger cop. The same ladies that slap your hand with a ruler when you're trying to feel a butt cheek and a dance floor at a Christian get-together. He's doing that with a machete, but your neck. Yep. He's not having it.
But I think that's hilarious that they really lean into that. So much so that they made a holodeck simulation about it to distract him. Yeah, best part of the movie. It is, and it comes at the very end. Oh, yeah, it is shoehorned in. It's like, why are we doing this? Okay. I like this enough. I'm not going to be mad, but what? Yeah, what? There are other movies where...
Jason, I mean, certainly the remake, I know the first 15 minutes he smashes people with a sleeping bag against a tree. Yeah, that was fucking amazing. The remake, yeah. The remake, definitely. She was like burning them alive in a sleeping bag. It was crazy. So great. Does he do that with... Is there other sleeping bag kills where he's smashing them in the earlier movies? No.
Which one? It's a real quick one. Like, he just takes a swing. Oh, just one swing. It's one swing against a tree or something. Seven, maybe? It's one of the Kane Hodder ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. it's one of the later ones it's his move it was one of the it's Kane Hodder's signature Jason move it was crazier and they just left it to one swing yeah but it's effective because it's like crunch and you know that person's fucking just meat in a sack like that's it's over yeah but yeah but he's never
beat them, you know, taking someone in a segment and beat another person with the... I feel like it was a ratings thing or something because never did one of the, except for the one tree hit, the girls were like, ow, ow, ouch. Well, they're simulations, right? So they're not really like... Like it hits the tree and it's like, you know, like you could see blood or like, you know, but I mean, this thing relies heavily on CG blood and CG everything for pretty long.
Pretty tame. I was surprised about how fucking tame this one was. Really tame. I've only seen it the one time. Yeah. Hated it. Never watched it again. But everyone talks about the kills in it.
Yeah. Really? The kills? They're so tame. That liquid nitrogen kill, I think it's fun. It's good. It's great. Well, we've kind of already seen in every other space horror movie by this point might be done best in this one this is the best this is the best liquid action kill of the space movie franchises I do think it's interesting to know like
How does Jason know that's liquid nitrogen? He doesn't. He's just free balling. He's just a dunk and a chunk? That's just a move? I dunk you, then I chunk you. It's going to happen. I'm going to lick them sticks. That's just what he does. Yeah.
No, we've been watching him for nine movies to this point, and he's never done a dunk in a chunk. Yeah, and especially, I feel like his hand might have gotten frozen also, because I feel like your hand probably got wet. Yeah, it wasn't her whole head, though. It was just the face. Just the face of it, yeah. See, the logic is flawed. That's what I'm saying. It makes him way too smart. But what's funny is even when he does get fixed,
He doesn't get fixed. He's still got a little brain. Yeah, they didn't seep up his brain at all. They fix your eye, but they're not fixing, you know, they fix your body and your eye. They didn't fix your brain. Mechanical brain? Come on. I mean, I wish. Theoretically, that thing should like, oh, let's hook you up, buddy. It didn't have a brain, so it would then therefore...
It sure as hell wouldn't be the walnut-sized one they show in the fucking X-ray. Can't they upload him a new... God, upload. I can't believe they used that in the wrong way. You're like, are you...
Are you kidding me? What is wrong with you, you fucking idiot writers? I'm not talking about what you did to her. I'm asking what you did to make her better. Because I know fucking her, you uploaded your fucking jizz to this fucking fuckbot. You mean upgraded, you dumb fuck. But no, it's not the joke. I put a load up. Yeah. And so like, I hate that robot, but I also love that robot. Like there's things, what I hate about it is I hate the hairdo.
And I, and I hate the fact that there's like this like comedy part of it, but like, I also kind of don't hate it. I don't know. There's something about it where I'm like, I don't know. I'm hypocritical, I know, but I kind of don't mind it. You like what you like, and then you're welcome to it. I don't mind it. There's a movie out there that I've been not watching my whole life, and I need to actually remedy that. Well, no, there's hundreds.
There's one called Cherry 2000. Maybe you're familiar. I've seen it many times. I've never seen it. It's Melanie Griffith. And she is a bot. Yep. A fuckbot, and I'll take it. I might watch it this week. It's happening. In 1988. Jackbot. Yeah, I imagine so. I just watch something wild, and I'm like, I might just be on a kick. But that was a late night watch for me, right? Like no one's around. You guys going to up your loads, huh? Yeah. I'm going to outload. I was loading socks. Jesus!
that's kind of what it reminded me of like she's got a similar kind of do and she's like a similar vibe but I'm like I can't Don't soil this potential memory for me. It's fully what the 1980s thought a AI bot would, a hot bot would look like in 2455. What I love is that that idiot. That ingenious idiot who is fucking the fuckbot is able to create this thing, program it, upload, load up, whatever you want to call it, but can't put fucking nipples on it?
They fall off like the plastic. He's a great seamstress, though, because he fully got this cool hot leather outfit. The Hellraiser outfit? Yeah. Or the Matrix. Yeah, you can't execute a nipple? Yeah. Give me a break. Yeah. You're like, I gave her an upload. Now you gave her an outfit and a gun. What are you talking about? While she was getting ready to help to save everyone's lives, you were straight humping away. I was confused by that part. I've seen this a couple times now.
She's like, oh, there's like a 12% chance of survival right now. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Big kiss, 50%. Yeah. What? What changed? So do you care because you're getting fucked on that you're willing to help save these people now? Or she's just willing to lie to them now. Yeah, because you're getting fucked on. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. But then...
You found the one thing that doesn't make sense about him. He gives her a load up and then... she was terminator happens to every woman i sleep with They become weapons experts into karate. You know it, dude. I fucked the karate into that chick. Oh my gosh. What about, yeah, then he's carrying her head around the rest of the time. Oh, yeah. Would you? Yeah. Well, he's got to service himself later. I got loads up. I got loads up. Yeah.
That she has agency and is also... in love with dick face yeah that guy programmed her to love him yeah guys the she had like choice in this yeah i i went to hall i got a halloween costume it's plastic dashiki what the fuck Is that dude wearing slit down the middle? That dude sucks. The costume design, like the costume designing on this.
2455 would be is insane. Sleeveless sweaters. Yeah. Like the hottest science students I've ever seen in my life. You're rocking like a 1980s crop sweater with your nipples out. Like, what's up with homegirl with the fucking broads through her thing? Yeah, I don't, dude, every costume, the woman's nipples are almost out. Right.
And then that dude's wearing some, like you said, like some fucking crazy ass future fucking knapsack. Right. Something like sack race. Yeah. Dude, it is insane. You can say it. This movie sucks. Oh, it sucks. Fucking huge old Uber Jason donkey dick. You know what? That's the thing we can say. Everyone, when we're talking Hellraiser space, we're talking Leprechaun space, we're talking Critter space, we're talking Jason space. They all suck. They all suck. A huge fucking...
They all fucking suck. But. Again, I don't know what... You like this one better? My little walnut brain, I don't know what is wrong, but I like this one. It's fine. I like Jason X. Jeff, I can't believe his brain is that small. Seriously, I like it better than Jason Goes to Hell. I like it. I probably like it better. No, I don't know.
I like Leprechaun best. Don't say you're going to regret, Brian. I like Leprechaun best. You like Leprechaun best? I can't believe I liked Leprechaun. This movie's probably better than Leprechaun is, but I liked it more. It's funner. But this movie is objectively better. Well, yeah, it's got more money and more of like. edits that sort of make sense in it. This movie, though, gave me that, like, I always was curious, like, I'd be crazy to see Jason in space.
And you get that, like, you have so much of that, which... Like, and not only do you get that, but we get a fucking futuristic Uber Jason, which I know people fucking hate him. And I know we get him for literally five minutes, but like, I fucking love Uber Jason. I love the idea. The promise of it is.
But the execution is so bad. I think he looks fucking dope. He looks like that guy that makes He-Man figures of fucking horror icons. It does look like that. King Potter's arms look shorter than ever before. His arms are really short. I know, but they look... The design of it makes it worse. It does. It does. But when he's not in Uber, it looks really bad. I think part of it, like, because... That mask, I hate it more than any... The regular mask?
Both, but the Uber one, I hate more than any of the other masks. The Uber one? Yeah. Oh, I love the Uber one. Because to me, it's like, yeah, it sucks. If I had to compare it to the rest of the... Of the traditional ones? Yeah. Yeah, it sucks. It does. Four will always be my favorite. There's like six different ones in four. But like, I, dude. Outshines probably most of the series other masks for me. You think so? That's because it's shinier.
It's reflective. I can see myself in it. I like it better. You're correct. It is shiny. I don't know. The design doesn't do anything for me. I like the idea of him being... part robotic and shit. That sounds great. That sounds great to me. But what's wrong? How would you have designed it differently? Make the arms longer.
I was trying to say, you can't cast the stunt double for Kane Hodder because he won't let you. He'll beat you up if you try to hit... He's like, I am cast! I am stunt master! I am stunt master! Don't fucking... You cannot replace me anywhere. And that's just like... I don't, this hammers it in. Kane Hodder is my least favorite Jason Voorhees. My least favorite. Because all the movies he did... There's none of them worth a good one. Jason, he did. In New Blood, that's my favorite.
favorite Jason look he's like under the sea under the sea under the sea under the sea Jason it's cool I agree I agree that's cool you see a spine it's so sick dude but But you can see his spine in Jason who takes Manhattan, too. I'll give you seven. Seven is fine. He's fine in seven. I like him in seven. Yeah, I like him in seven. Everything else sucks. I like him in Manhattan.
I like him in seven. I don't like him in Manhattan. I like him in four. I wish they would have given him. I mean, it's not Kane in four. I'm just saying Jason. I wish they gave him Terminator. I like all of them. Except the ones that Kane is. Except that seven, I give you. Seven is, he looks killer in it. He does. Was seven the first one he was in? Yeah. Yeah. So seven and then eight is Manhattan. Nine is Joe.
Nine. It's not even in it. It's not even in it. Not even really. Right. He's in the very, very beginning, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then we have this one. You know what? I give props to... I do like Kane. Don't give me... I do appreciate Kane. I like him. I love him. And I do think for a long time, especially because of 7 and 8... He was Jason to me. He's Jason to me. He's, he's, he's the one. And I do like him in this. I hate Jason Goes to Hell more than anything. It's really bad. It's really bad.
No, for sure. It's bad. And Jason X is bad. Given the Uber Jason like fucking red Terminator eyes or something cool. Like, I don't know. More cybernetic. looking at one glowing eye like his bad eye should be a glowing eye that would be yeah right they're already bright red yeah i do like that contact lens it's cool but like sure like i don't know i just feel like we could go a little further
Oh, it looks like plastic. Sure. They couldn't get around making it look more metallic. It just looks like plastic on his face. Sure. But the weird part, because they were trying to like... It's like a weird chant. I just... Doesn't do it for you. How it wraps around his head in the back. There's like three lines that looks like Oakley sunglasses or something. It's so stupid. To me, all that is out the door because I'm like... I've never seen a future Jason, so I don't have a reference.
My reference is it doesn't matter because those are all... Yeah, but you have an imagination. They're all earthbound. Yeah, of course, but that's fine for me. They're not built. They're not half spaceship. This is more of like a Brundle Jason. It is because he's melded with the ship.
So they're like, we need more synthetic material. And then they went and pulled shit from the ship. But that also stands to say that- What if there was a burrito on there? Oh, he's had a burrito. If he looked more like- the crazy people do in Virus, that movie, Jamie Lee Curtis Virus. If you look more like that, this would be my favorite Jace movie ever. He looks more like a...
truthfully like a Master of the Universe character. Yeah, he does. It could have just been that is, you know. 100%. There is a Jason figure in that series. And he's not all metallic and shit like that, but it fucking sure looks like that. Because it just has those big giant muscles that we know Jason doesn't have. I think it's funny that they do one left metal arm and one right metal leg. Is that right? Or maybe it's a switch, but like it goes like.
Across? Yeah. Which is like strange. That's just funny. Yeah, that's fine. I'm fine with that. But I like it. He's like fully bulletproof now. fully fucking just like you can't fucking fade in space isn't fading yeah Nothing. He can breathe in space now, I guess? Oh, yeah. He never had to breathe. I don't think he's been breathing. He pretends to breathe. He stopped breathing in, what, 1980 when he drowned? Yeah, it's true. He can breathe underwater. But he also came back.
from the actual grave, Frankenstein style, in 1985 or 86, whenever that was. Yeah. The characters, what characters? There's just people that get off. It's just fodder. Just 20 some odd people. They can't really distinguish from each other and they just get off in random ways off screen most of the time. Sure. There's a couple. I mean, I did like, you don't get to see the kill unfortunately, but I do like.
The dude that looks like Danny McBride, I think they call him Crutch or something, where he turns and there's the professor's face. Oh, hey. Oh, shit. It's just a fucking head. But yeah, like you're hoping to see some of those kills, but it got neutered to fuck it. It's still just gags. I want some horror. Like make it scary. Yeah. At least half the time. I know I get it. comedy is part of the DNA of this right now. They were so worried about the space part that they ate up all of their budget.
all of their time, all of their attention. I wonder how much it costs when I rent the fucking laser tag arena to film this in. This one has the biggest budget, though, out of any of those. I can see it. That's such a waste. And it still sucks. There's one thing I liked. There's only one thing I liked in the kills.
And it's when the homie fucking, when he gets thrown off the thing and lands on the giant drill and just starts spinning down the drill. That's nice. He got screwed. That was sick. He was screwed. They even had to say it, didn't they? He was, he got, where was he at? screwed you can do what's gonna happen they come into the spaceship and already the guy's just like cleaning it for some reason the screw i'm like we see it early i wonder why we're seeing that right now
Why is that thing there? For the last guy that fell onto it. It's like, that's why there's only 20 people on the ship. There used to be 50, but the one keeps falling on the screw. And slowly. Sometimes you go, it goes up your butt. Then you just, as you go down it, you just become two halves.
That was a sick kill. It was good. It was a good way. I like the dude also that got halved and he's crawling away just half a body. You don't get to see him really get chopped, but you see the half a body crawl, which is fun. That was fun. Yeah. I mean... It isn't the best. I mean, there's obviously there's way better Jason kills in movies for sure.
I love the shower in four I love like there's so many things I love the porta potty in five throwing that girl outside in fucking when you know she's at the window and he fucking reaches through the window and pulls her out
In 4 again. Oh, yeah. You just make me want to watch the other movies. The other movies are so good. I'm not denying that Jason Voorhees is scary and maybe one of my favorite of all time. Sure. But it stops. Horror creatures. It becomes a Freddy. It becomes... Yeah, see, yeah, Freddy happened with him too. Freddy's Dead is a cartoon. Yeah. And when does it stop again?
Kane's second movie when it's Manhattan and it's fucking mostly ship. And I like it. Don't get me wrong. I like it. I like it. I've only seen it a couple times. I love Manhattan so much because it is fun to get him in the city. I even like being on the ship. yeah i like which is like so funny that there's a a huge fucking giant ship that sails from camp crystal lake from a yeah a lake lake crystal uh like to the fucking what is that what's the what's the harbor there uh
Or the Statue of Liberty and shit. Ellis Island. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck, dude? Logic has never been their thing. No, no, no. But I love that they're like... It's okay. Part of what these movies is... Why it makes them so fun... And why there's so many rip-offs of it is that you're at a camp with teenagers and it's the trees and it's nature and it's dark. It's relatable shit. It's relatable. And when you start going to Manhattan and into actual hell...
And then was it actual hell in the beginning of this movie? It was hell in his eye, which when they pull out and it's like a, just a pristine, like nice eye. I'm like, that's not Jason's and that's not Kane.
But that's either a fake eye or that's a... a lady's eye that was at that's fine as michael meyer's eye when yeah you know it was like so handsome as a handsome man's eye yeah and the eyelashes are all perfect those eyebrows beautiful dudes yeah yeah the shorts they're curly they're fucked up burnt Yeah, if at all. I love when it starts off and it's like...
Crystal Lake research facility. I'm like, what are you talking about? Where's this? They're like, We don't know where we're going to build this research facility at the perfect place. This guy killed all these people here. Okay, let's make it here. But like... did they make that facility specifically for Jason or do they make that facility first and then trap Jason? It's so up its own ass that there's a research facility dedicated to killing this one man. Right. And there's,
a big wet warehouse with nothing but this shitty little round platform with him on it. Put some bars around it for God's sake. It's wet from blood and plasma from all the times they've blown him up. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, you put his ass in a fucking cement block. Fucking put that in a cage. Yeah. Like his head sticking out. I love where he's just like looking. He's like looking around at that kid and stuff like.
Just let him be. The only reason that Chasen should be in space is because it's unkillable and they just put him on a fucking trash. Yeah, like a fucking Tesla car. Goodbye. Yeah. Just goodbye. Yeah. Cut him into 10 pieces, shoot him into space. Yeah. You know, I'm surprised he still has clothes at this point. Will we ever see just a naked Jason running around? How scary would that be? It'd be fucking terrifying, right?
Like his clothes just rotted off and he's not... figure out pants he doesn't care what does he care he always manages to figure out the best pants he is self-conscious we know because he wears a mask so he definitely would be hiding he's always he'll be fucking that's his kryptonite yeah start raving naked but he still have the hockey mask on and socks
I don't want anyone to see how ugly I am. The sock over his dick is why I want to see that. Self-conscious. So essentially it's Chad Smith with a... Chad Smith with a fucking... He just has shorts and a fucking cup. It's all sports protective equipment. 21C. Well, everyone thinks he has a big dick, you know? I did love that they banned hockey in 2024. Last year. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Why? And why do you, how do you know that?
How's that knowledge you have on hand? In 400 years? Yeah, you're like, oh, I happen to know. I mean, I guess, I don't know. Well, she was a robot, right? So she has... No, but that was the dude that said that, wasn't it? No, I think it was the robot. It said that about... It was the robot. But it was the dude... No. Well, one of the dudes said it was a hockey mask. Yeah. One of those guys knew what it was.
But Stone Cold Steve Austin, I think, knew what it was. He was in this movie, right? That was Stone Cold. No, I think that's the writer of the movie. Sloppy, hot. Steve Austin. Sloppy hot Devin. Floppy hot Steve Austin. Sloppy hot Devin Pocket. When, like... But there is the guy, Mr. Exposition, they go back to the guy on the space station who...
Wait, Voorhees? Not Jason Voorhees. He killed over 200 people. That guy, too, is so funny. I've seen him in other movies and shit. I think he's been a lot of David Cronenberg stuff. I think he was in... What's up with that character? He might be bedridden. Yeah, he might be... Yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's how he zooms.
He did say it was late at night, so maybe he's just sleeping. Just lazy? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was sleeping. Do you know what time it is on Earth 2? You're calling me from space. Space time. It's 19,000 o'clock. He's like, I don't care. I've got the most unbelievable find. I know we have hundreds and hundreds of people that we found from the past and un-cryogenically frozen them, but these ones are the oldest.
So stupid. Yeah, that dude was in Scanners, The Brood, Naked Lunch, all the Cronenberg shit. Yeah. So obviously he got shoehorned in somehow that way as well. Existence, he's in everything. He's in everything. Waterworld, fucking Friday the 13th series, like fucking everything. He's great. The two greatest people in this movie are in it for five seconds.
Yeah. And they're both Cronenberg adjacent. This dude was, the guy that made this movie was cashed in his, those chips. And then the rest of the movie is hot cat shit. She's got like a cinematographer. owes him a favor or something like what happened here the lighting in this movie looks so bad if he would have had a big enough favor he could have called in and had Cronenberg play the professor
That would have been way better. Oh, yeah. Way better having him in there. But he's not going to. He's a busy man. He was like, I'll give you 10 minutes. Kill me on screen. I'm out. Yeah. I'm out. He even rewrote. They said he wrote the script that he was given because he's like, this is garbage. I'm going to say this. Let me fix this. Sorry, this is trash. Let me show you how it's done. It was his idea to say, I want him soft.
Great. It's one of the best lines of the movie. You're like, damn. Yeah, that's how it's done. Jason is always soft in every movie until the very end of this one. Rock hard, uber Jason. I did like the ending. I thought that was kind of nice little, you know, the shooting star. Yeah, that's kind of fun. Oh, let's make a kiss and a wish. Oh, it fell on the lake. Let's go check it out. That's kind of fun.
Because, you know, he's just going to get up and terrorize Earth 2. I still don't know how any of that worked out. Like, how he was able to shoot himself at the other spaceship. Oh, God. That scene is hilarious, though. When his ship blows up and he's just coming at the other spaceship and then this other dude...
Yeah, he comes the other way? Yeah, what's propelling him? Maybe he has some kind of jetpack. I don't know. No, he doesn't. It doesn't make any sense. He also would have been blown to smithereens because he was an Uber. But I do love him. But him riding him down into the atmosphere. Literally fucking, yeah. It's ridiculous. Just butts on nuts. Nuts on butts. Yeah, for sure. Ambiguously gay duo style. Seriously. Right into Camp Crystal Lake again? What a shot.
Like on planet, on Earth 2? Crystal Lake 2. Let me just tell you something. There is something to do with fate and Jason Voorhees. He is not meant to die. If you try to kill him, you will die. Yeah. He'll always find a way back to the lake. He's super cop. He is. Now he is Robocop. He might be gone. And not in a good way. No, we're talking about the vengeful kind. We're talking about the vengeful kind, mindless,
just chopping everything to pieces. At the very least, the Reaper, right? Yeah, he might just be... I mean, we all know he's supernatural. He's been that way since at least five. And we know he's fucking... He's working on... He's got orders from heaven because... Yes. He's making sure no one's fucking. He's making sure no one's doing anything. Oh, you can't. Don't do drugs. Don't do drugs. Don't have any fun, Josh. The Catholic God is Jason Voorhees. No fun. And.
unstoppable and immovable. There's no way in every instance he's lived. The luck. The luck this guy has. It is like Mr. Magoo. Straight up fucking in space. I just happen to be near the thing that have nanobots. Fix them up. Oh, you just happened to fucking get hit by lightning. You just happened to... They lasered my brain off. That's a lucky fucker. My brain is gone. It's literally gone. What are they rebuilding it from? Juice that was all over the place?
Juice. There's not enough material. We need some synthetic material. Yeah, his head was three quarters gone. Yeah. His arm was gone. Leg was off. Yeah, he was a lower mandible, maybe a tongue. Do you think if I kept it like that, it went kind of tight? He's just a jaw, and he's just like a big body with a jaw. Just whirring fucking mechanics up there. Tongue, flapping around. What's his name with the skipper hat on? Yeah, fucking...
Sutherland. Yeah, Donald Sutherland's virus style. Again, that version of Jason would be so sick. That would be actually scary, right? That would be scary. Combine these movies real quick. It doesn't have to be a superhero or a He-Man. no it's a he-man it is a he-man it does look exactly like the he-man figures from back in the day. Audience, if you're young, go look it up. That's how it looks. Short little fucking...
Arms. What? They're all short. You don't look at me like that. He can't reach his pockets is what I'm saying. Here's the thing though. Like when I think of Victor. He's two bob. His arms. Jot out too far because he's too strong. Short arms, long pockets. Why are you making me feel weird? How dare you? A message to Mr. Hodder. Brian and I aren't saying shit right now. This is all Jeff.
Come at me, hotter. Come at me. You stiff arm him. He can't get you with his arm. What's he going to do? What are you going to do? Oh, God. Can you imagine? He would slap my head off. Just like the robot in this movie. Are you kidding? Cotter would murder all of us. Oh yeah, we did. Dead. little legs kicking kick my whole body off hold on to my neck and let kick my body away from my neck no i mean like he's choked us all we know how strong this dude is like he
Yeah, he's a murder machine. Yeah, this guy's been abusing fans since the fucking 90s. Yeah. What? That's true. It is, yeah. Didn't he machete someone out of fucking con once? It like... What, Brian? What is happening here? Brian wants me to rein it in. Brian's like, shh. Keep your deal. This is going to be us. We're going to get macheted at a con. This is just the facts. I don't know why it's my fault. These are actual factuals.
You know, we've done pretty good in the past of just dodging around and just calling them gator legs. So only really the true OGs know who we're talking about. Edit it all in up. No, it's fine. With the Sims specifically. We can love and also make fun of. This is his final. This is his swan song as Jason Voorhees. And by swan, I mean, he's got no arms, just little wings. I don't have to love this guy either, and I don't. No, it's fine. Is he a great Jason? Totally.
Is he a great guy? I don't know about that. No, I don't know about that either. And yeah, and I like him as Hatchet. Victor Crowley? Victor Crowley has the same affliction as Jason Voorhees. He's like eight feet tall. With those arms. He's got those fucking boots on. The fucking... To lifties. Lifties. The Danzigs. He was rocking the Danzigs. As Victor Crowley, he's on a step stool. Every time they show him, he's on a step ladder. Yeah, ladder up. One of the little Costco flip three-step deals.
We've been around. I get a vibe from him that I don't. I don't trust. Oh, yeah. He's got a sketch vibe. He's a machismo fucking just like, you know, and he knows. That's why I don't feel bad kind of. making fun of him. I know he could murder me in a second. And I know he eventually will because that's how we will meet our deaths. And that's fine. That's how I want to go out. One day someone is going to mention while we're at a con with him
It'll be like... Oh, did you know those three guys are always talking shit about you and your little legs and your little arms. Rad. One guy keeps saying, you're the worst ever Jason. The one that looks like Jason. Get him. And then I'm dead. And then he takes my legs and he beats me to death on you.
And he beats you to death because it's me. He's going to put all three of us in a sleeping bag and fucking beat us against the floor in a convention center. And he would be right to do so. Sure. At the very least. We would have earned it. To get a slap in the face. I would run so fast. You'll never see a man run as fast as if he comes. Every time I've met him, I've walked up to him. If he ever walks up to me, I'm going to run. If I see him coming, I'm out.
poof ninja stuff and then ninja fucking smoke bomb yeah we're gone and it's me yeah with a hockey mask and Why would he care about us anyways? He doesn't care. He's doing fine. He's got a great life. I've read his book and I enjoyed it very much. I've watched all of his movies and I, I love, I love seeing him in a fucking, I've given him my money. No. And I, again, I think he's a great Jason. He's not my favorite Jason, but I do love him as Jason. I do kind of.
For many years, I mean, you just kind of consider him as Jason. He's the most well-known Jason. He played him four times. If you say the actor that played Jason, everyone thinks of Kane Hodder. But before him, someone else played him six times. Not one person. It was a different person in every single movie. I know. I know, but I don't like the movies as much as the ones before. No, I know. That's the problem. Again, 4 will always be my favorite.
I mean, for those of you that have heard it, we did a really long... episode where we talked about all the Friday the 13th movies. It was episode 13. Episode 13. We went fucking hands. We didn't know we were going to keep going. We didn't know how many episodes we had in us. We thought there would be 15 episodes.
So we were going to go in hard. We better get all these out of the way because this is our favorite movie. Yeah. And, you know, I mean, Josh, you admitted you didn't even see Jason X when we talked about it. No, I wasn't trying to watch it. Yeah. That week we had to watch. Luckily, I had recently seen the remake. Yeah. We had to watch all 10 fucking movies. We had to watch all 10 movies. I just didn't, my time ran out. Yeah. I was like, I don't want, I can't, I can't do it. I got things to do.
I get it. And everyone did. I mean, I can't believe you guys watched them all. I maybe have skimmed Jason Goes to Hill. I didn't have to watch all of them. You didn't have to watch four. I know these movies. I feel like, yeah. So we had seen, it was just too much for one assignment. And I just decided that... I'll just listen to you guys. Yeah, I don't think you chimed in too much. And we definitely talked about how much you probably hated it.
I probably, I can't remember. I probably hated it, but I probably still liked some things about it. I'm sure we're the same as we are right now. It was a minute ago. And I still am like, I'm kind of glad I saw it when I saw it, but I didn't need to see it a second time. This is my second time. Really? I didn't need to see it a second time. You know what? I'm fine watching this movie. I don't know what's wrong with me. It's okay.
It's fine. I will never watch Critters 4 again. I'll probably watch Leprechaun 4 again. I might put Leprechaun 4 on at a party because that's fun. I'll never watch Hellraiser 4 again. I'll watch Jason X. I don't need to watch any of these movies again. But if I had to watch another one, if you were like, which one of these you want to watch, I'd be like, put Leprechaun on. You know what I thought was funny about the low rent holodeck? Is that you can see the fucking walls when they...
Yeah. It's still a tiny room. You see the water hits a wall. I was so mad. You're like, come on, I've seen Star Trek. You all can fucking make this look infinite. If you can't make it look infinite, what's the point? Yeah. If I know that this is fake. How are you fooling me? If VR goggles are infinite in 2008, how is this room not going to work?
I'm like, I can see the water hitting that fucking wall. Jason's going to know this is bullshit. Maybe they don't want you to walk into it. You can see the beam from the wall. That was still in the shot. Like, man, it's just kind of shooting up from the... nothing there huh okay this fucking movie guys you loved it I don't I don't need to see it ever again I'm happy to get back down to earth and watch some real movies watch some actual horror movies show me like
don't go in the woods or some shit like that. Don't show me those movies where that are ripped off from Friday. I'd rather see those. I want to see that weird fucking movie. That's just the same exact hockey mass killer. Like what? Something, whatever. 26.
Serial Killer 26, whatever it's called. There's a movie that is... That's like a full parody. A full Jason movie. I have it. It's fucking crazy. It's kind of an amazing movie. I would love to watch it, you guys. It's fucking so stupid and weird, but it is like a full parody. It's like, yeah, part 26 or whatever. It is like, I'd rather watch movies that are stolen from that. Like, I love Sleepaway Camp. I love
All of those movies, the burning, all these movies that are like essentially Friday the 13th. But even more so, we have, there's at least, I think there's two, maybe three. of these indie-made Jason movies that are actually supposedly...
The general public thinks they're very well done. I like to see those. I can't believe that they're not sued to oblivion, but they're probably free, right? So they got to be... Never Hike Alone. That's what it is. Oh, Never Hike Alone. Never Hike Alone is the first one, which I think takes place... The thing is, like, no one's ever done the thing in the snow with Jason, you know? Like, so one of them, there's Never Hike Alone. And then those same people made another one that's in the snow.
And like people rave about them. We have them all. We have them on fucking DVD over there. Yeah. And we haven't watched them. We probably should. We probably should talk about them. Like. Somehow they were made. Somehow. I don't understand. Because obviously we know there's an insane amount of legal fucking junk going on with the whole franchise. The video game and all that stuff. There's supposed to be an Uber Jason in that fucking video game.
Never happened. So those, those are probably more what we're looking for. Like those are actually. More so than maybe nine and 10 of these, of this series. Yeah. And definitely more so that I think than even like say sleepaway camp or stuff like that. Cause these are like. Jason doing his thing, you know? That's interesting. I'm interested in it. I'd rather watch those than watch 10 again. Or you guys heard that they're making a prequel series.
Linda Cardlini or whatever her name is. Oh, really? I love her so much. She's great, but what? She's been in a million things. Freaks and geeks. All kinds of shit. Mad Men. She's great. She's wonderful. I don't want a prequel series. Prequels have never been good. No one does. They don't... No one's ever done a prequel right. What is that? First of all... We don't need that background. We don't need to know who she fucked, who's...
Jason's dad. I don't need that. We don't need that. And also, we know that she didn't really get fucking kooky until her son died. Right. But is this going to presuppose that she was kooky all along? Probably. But I don't want to see hot-ass Linda fucking Cardellini getting kooky.
She's awesome. I don't need to see her in some bullshit that I hate. Her show, Dead to Me, that she did with Christina Applegate. Did you guys watch that show? Fantastic. So fucking good. Hella good. So good. She's great. She's an awesome actor. I love her. She was a little kooky there, too. But I don't think... I don't need to see Jason's mom the series. That seems stupid. You know what I want to see? Jason. Right. In a mask. I'm sorry.
Every time I watch the original Friday the 13th, I'm always like, oh, fuck, I forgot. There's a Jason in this. This fucking one. Until I see his baby ass drowning. Like, it's not... I hate it. I hate the first one. Yeah, I don't like the first one either. I don't mind the first one, but I don't need to watch it again either. No, because I want Jason. I don't even like the second one all that much.
Yeah. I like the 70s ass characters and I like the kills in the first one. Yeah, I like that. I like the second one too. I do like 70s ass Jason. Fucking long hair. I think those are more fun because more people die in more fun campy. I mean campy in a way, and I also mean campy in the camp way. But the funnest kills start happening in three because we have 3D.
So we started having the funnest kills happening. I like the fuck out of 3. And then 4 is just straight scary. I love 4. And with amazing kills. Dude, I love 5. I love 5. I love 6. I love 7. 6 is my favorite. 5 through 8, I back. I'm sorry, 3 through 8, I back. full. That's the sweet spot. The middle ones are where it's at.
Two, I have issues with his dumb ass hair and his fucking whole thing. I like this. I like this. He's got a toilet. It's also a bit of a, it's just a bit of a snoozer. The first two are just kind of snoozy. The kills are good. Yeah, for sure. But everything else is just.
And there's a legend about them. Like the idea of them is scarier than the actual movies probably, but I do like the kills in two. I like the guy who gets fucking, didn't he get one in a wheelchair? Isn't that a two? I like that one. Off the back of the, yeah. Pretty great. There's tons of them like that. I remember a point in my life when I was
So terrified of Jason Voorhees that I could barely sleep. I had nightmares with Jason killing me in them that were the most fucked up, scary. He never speaks, but I remember him stabbing me multiple times in a dream. Every time he stabbed me. And it was so stupid because at that point I'm like, he doesn't even fucking make sounds. Why is he making sounds? But like, it was terrifying.
I couldn't be in the woods alone without like thinking he was behind me chasing me as a kid. I love it. You know, and it came to the point, but like, but now it's like, it's a joke. You're like, you're like, when we see Jason X, when we see these movies, like after that, it's a fucking cartoon, like you're saying. Yeah. I do like it, but. I want that scary Jason back. And I do think those Never Hike Alone movies deliver some of that.
Well, this one sure didn't. Well, this one is funny because... Why is everything going to be funny in space? There's opportunities for horror. I mean, we just did Event Horizon. That movie's scary. You can do it. There's some of the scariest movies ever. I don't know, a movie called Alien. It's scary. You ever heard of it? Yeah. Look it up. What I love though is all of these directors that were doing these space ones all say like, we want to do something like Alien or Aliens. No shit. Yeah.
But, man, how did you fuck that up so bad? Yeah. Because those movies aren't funny. Money. They don't have money. No one has money. Yeah. You can't do much when you don't have money. Yeah. I think that you can. I think you can. It's called Blair Witch. Yeah. You ever hear of it? You ever hear of it? Do that in space. I want to see Blair Witch in space.
Why not? Why is that any different than Jason Voorhees in space? It's pretty damn close. But see, at least witches can fly. We know that for a fact. They're closer to space than Jason is. I don't know. I just appreciate that we got there.
I don't need to go back there, but we got a space Jason. I'm fine that we did it. I don't mind that we went to space. It's funny. It's kind of a goof. A couple of the most ridiculous things about this whole thing to me is when the professor veros in on the Cronenberg fucking baldy from all the movies and he's like, hey. He's 455 years old. People will pay to see him, right? So you're telling me that you, space professor, is going to have a little circus where you're showing Jason Voorhees off?
This is some fucking dipshits for a nickel? Yeah. What are you doing? That's a space nickel to you, Josh. Yeah, you wish you had a space nickel. You could retire on a space nickel. On planet... fucking space. It's like, how many people have we unfroze? Hundreds. And who pays to see them? Nobody. But this one's old and you should see him. He's the oldest one. He's got the tiniest of his brain. 200 years old? 400 years old? Yeah.
You should see his dick, dude. It's crazy. Look at it. You've never seen a smaller... How do you have such a small dick? That's why he hates everybody. Oh, and his dick is... Who cut off his dick? What a terrible thing to do. He died as a 12-year-old and his dick stayed as 12-year-old. His dick never grew. His brain never grew. His dick never grew. His body grew. Everything else grew around it. Yeah. But his dick and his brain stayed...
12 years old hairless too yeah yeah which doesn't make any sense for this original his puke grew on his head later in life in this movie all the hair all of the hair on Jason Voorhees in this movie I like that you're trying to say that you've been sitting around long enough for him to grow hair. We haven't seen that in, well, he had hair in two. So many lovely locks. And then somehow it all went away.
Stressed him out. He got fucking super stressed out. He pulled it all out. Where's my mom? I hate all these kids having sex. Pull it out. Why do they keep fucking putting my mommy's sweater on and shit? Quit it! So PTSD killed his hair. And he can't grow back. He was bald from fucking 12. I don't need to see him with hair. Well,
We did it. We got through space somehow. We did it, yes. I would love to say unscathed, but I am scathed as fuck. I think some of our listeners are also very scathed. We're all scathed. I've been hearing from people how scathed they are. Let's get back to the Earth. To the ground, I'm going to be like Katy Perry kissing that motherfucker like a stupid bitch. Oh, God. Thank you guys for listening. Sorry we took you to space and back. It's hard in space.
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These ones got a little redundant because it's the same shtick. I'm open to a theme. I think we could watch some really good shit in. I am open to a theme. I mean, we've done it. We did a lot of wolf movies, a lot of vamp movies. Yeah.
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