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General, here we go Nation, and Amala Harris managed to find running the dumber than she is. Interested Americans on edge of their seats as two men battled for the most useless position in government.

I remember in the movie Bananas, Woody Allen said he was turning down the presidency of some small South American country. He says, let me be vice president. Now there's a real idiot's job, you.

Know, Tim jashns Waltz to take that from you, General will obviously the vice president debate. Whoever watches these things, Yes, I guess we were forced to just out of curiosity, more of kind of a shodenfreude, not so much to hear what JD said, but honestly, didn't you tune in with a little schadenfreuda to see if jazz hands coach Timmy would how we would perform how we do?

Yeah, you just don't you get the feeling that he played football without a helmet.

He just I don't understand it. And then you can. I could just see when he's when he's when he's trying to talk before.

We go there.

So they go out. They get him a really nice suit, and they get him a new shirt and tie. And I don't know who tied his tie, but I'm assuming that by now he ties his own tie. But your football coaches and your football your ballplayers, they don't wear ties. They don't want to wear ties clip on and they just they hate it, you know. So I'm sure I

They did, And you watch the little split screen, and whenever Vance was speaking, you look over at Waltz and you had this, you had this feeling like you needed to reach into the television screen and push his chin up by about an inch to close his mouth.

He was writing in the same spot on his piece of paper all night long.

Well that's a technique they use whenever the other side makes a good point, they act like they're writing something down, like, oh, we've got something to respond. We will in the second.

It's all technique, it's all it's all go back and just do yourself a favor At some point in time, just reread George Orwell's either The Animal Farm or nineteen eighty four, both as relates to nineteen eighty four. This he nailed it, Orwell nailed it down to the fact checkers. You know, I think what he did Orwell's character in nineteen Winston Smith. Yeah, well, his job was to launder the news, to find the bad stuff and put it down the memory hole. Literally the memory hole is burnt

Well, if you're interested in Chinese culture, there's all sorts of places like Chinatown and New York City and in San Francisco and all of that sort of thing. You don't actually have to go to a place where there's don't understand it. You can go to Taiwan and get Chinese culture.

Is it possible that at some point in time, Teacher Tim, they're in the CCP they pick up on this guy and they're like, you know, he looks like one of those dudes that Americans love on TV. He looks like one of those affable sitcom dummy guys.

He might be useful. They think we.

Might be able to use this guy. And I'm look, this is pure conjecture, this is entertainment, this is a radio show, all right, this is But I have to look at three things. Number one, why are you taking American youth to the to China?

Uh, over and over and over again, right.

To expose them to what? Number two? Is there not something here in the United States? Maybe teach them some American.

History Philadelphia, Independence.

Hall, Boston, Right, I mean whatever? Number Three, is there any correlation between his numerous trips to China and him winding up in electoral politics? H you just got assets stuff?

Right?

Yeah?

I mean didn't. Didn't Bernie Sanders go to Soviet Union several times, but then once said there was no longer the Soviet Union, he stopped going.

Where did Joe Where did Joe Biden honeymoon?

Cause Bernie Sanders honeymoon in Moscow?

Where did Joe Biden honeymoon? Joe Biden and his second wife, Well, they met in New York City, they spent their honeymoon and the hung and Hungarian People's Republic.

But yeah, that was behind the Iron Curtain.

Everybody, No, bear in mind, Delaware, Joe is in the process. In nineteen seventy seven, when he goes to the Hungarian People's Republic for his honeymoon, he is he is building up the business empire known as Delaware, the the safe haven, the offshore haven on shore. You don't need to go offshore to do your banking. You don't need to go offshore to do your business. You want to charter your yachts,

Don't don't go to someplace where you're going to feel hungry.

I tell you a place to go. And I saw this truck on the road quick too for a Chess Round Automotive Group and the Gill family. I want a GMC Sierra thirty five hundred Denali nice. Have you seen this thing? They have zero percent interest right now in the Silverado fifteen hundred zero percent interest. Wow, they're giving you the car, right, you just got to pay the principal. Pay the principal, which would be nice. Which is a fine dovetail in two.

That's what I had to do in the school. Get out of spankings, dovetail.

Yes, yeah. And this is a beautiful truck GMC thirty five hundred HD. A massive truck, looks like it might have duelies in the back. And they have the Chesz Round discount for everyone, fifty seven hundred dollars bonus cash of a thousand, the Chesz Round price eighty six grant, a lot of money. Clearly a lot of truck, a lot of truck.

Well, there's been a lot of inflation recently given this past administration.

Let's talk about that. Let's talk about that. Before we do that and before we break guys, Jimmy Carter Happy one hundred birthday. Jimmy turned one hundred recently, the longest living president, the first to reach the century mark. He's been in hospice for nineteen months.

That's pretty good.

Most people are on time to be in hospice.

Most people are in hospice about nineteen hours.

Nineteen months. And I read an article on what he's doing. He's listening to music. I have a renewed appreciation for Jimmy Number one. He's an old here again. I love threes. Here's three things I love about Jimmy Carter. Number one, he's lived through forty percent of US history since the Declaration of Independence. That's how old he is, and that's how young we are. Number two he listens to the Allman Brothers and Bob Dylan, dig it. And number three he's out living. He's reached one hundred.

Right.

You can't squabble with the man at this point in time. So we got to find out what Jimmy did in his life other than be president, because that takes years off your life. Love to know what Jimmy Carter says has been his driver for health and longevity.

I believe he was a captain of a United States submarine.

Yeah, they just don't make him. I'm going to guess Jimmy ate a lot of food off the land, not processed, not all the stuff.

Yeah, it was a farmer, I guess.

And my grandfather may rest in peace, Ralph. He lived to be ninety six, grew all his own food. After the break, we're going to talk about our road to surft him. It's already here, guys, and we're gonna, as my good friend retired Navy seal says, get hard, stay hard, and we've just added a new one. Get small, stay small. Welcome back, Attorney Brad Kaffel, that is Attorney Eric Willison, affectionately known as Snarkmaster General or just the General General.

Ranch in Nevada.

Is it called the chicken Ranche?

I think it's called the chicken Range.

I think it's called the Mustang Ranch. Okay, all right, you went to the wrong one.

I think I went to the cheaper one.

Dude, you went to the chicken ridge. You went to the wrong one.

We went.

I said, meet me back here in an hour. Where did you go?

Oh?

That's it?

And I understand.

Kamala's first day in the job, Crystal Kamala's how do you say her name? Is it Kamala or Kamala, it's pronounced who cares. Vice President Harris, the number two is asking to take the seat of number one. And let's just take a look at what's happened since their collective first day in the job. And we still have Americans that want to vote for her, open borders, energy dependent, missiles flying in the Middle East, and we're triggering Russia into.

World War three invasion of Ukraine.

Let's just talk about missiles flying in the Eleast, real quick, General. We mentioned last fall right at our October seventh sho our first show after seven October. If you remember Foreign Affairs, which I unapologetically subscribe to, I do get. Foreign Affairs comes every other month. The cover of the October November issue of Foreign Affairs was Jake Sullivan, who is National Security Advisor, wrote a cover story cover story that the

For it, that's right.

Why because they'll get voted out of office, that's right. Which is why we have these knuckleheads on two year leashes. You give them a tug and if they don't obey you, you pull them all the way in and you put someone else in. That's why they're onto your leases. Leashes and leases might be more. Well, they're being leased. We're not leasing them, right, I'm gonna talk. We're gonna talk about that a little bit later. That's why we put

And don't get us wrong, the fact that you served in an ill advised war says nothing about your personal valor. It says everything that you went over there and sacrificed everything and gambled everything for us, and we appreciate it.

Yeah, Like we can loan you money, you pay us back. We can sell you arms and munitions, and we can make some money. But we're not taking through involuntary servitude, the military or draft and sending our boys and girls over there nowhere. That will be that when that happens, that will be the Lexington and conquered, don't you think, General?

I would think so. Then. Remember always Lexington and Conquered were gun grabs.

A lot of this will be boy, this will be sons and daughter grabs. A lot of battlefield, battlefield promotions going on, and.

Has Belag was already doing that.

A lot of battlefield promotions and has Belah.

Oh, yes, a lot of openings at the executive suite, including the windows.

All of a sudden, you're seventeen years old and they give you an AK forty seven and three weeks later a battle. You're a commander of troops.

Maybe they call you like a general. All of a sudden, I went from intern to general in seventeen days.

What's going to be the October surprise? General?

You know, it wouldn't be a surprise. If it wouldn't be a surprise, there might be something brewing with Candice Owen's right now, and she's been going through Kamala's book and finding that the people that she's pictured with are not actually her relatives. I don't know if you've heard about that, she was in a picture in her book with so this is my grandmother. And clearly Kamala is like twenty years old. Her grandmother died four years to worship for.

To do this Andazz Hands Tim We've caught Jazz hands on several things. Now, clearly the Donald has his own version of the truth on things. I mean, he's he is the king of hyperbole, but I do believe he has the American people's interest at heart, and.

He doesn't exaggerate people into life.

That's the difference. Yes, he says outlandish things, but I know that he stands for the American working people and the American soldiers, and the American police and fire, and the American factory workers, for the American Yeah, by the way, the unions may be dropping off and endorsing Kamala the union leadership, the members ain't voting. That's right, members. That's the silent vote that that you're going to see, assuming

To have to come up with them. They're going to come up with something.

Yeah, I mean it's a good looking guy. Uh, he's younger. I might be too young because the accuser it might be too close in time to be easily rebutted. Uh. But you know there's got to be a fake sexual assault claim level against JD. Vance And as where's.

Where's e G? Where's that EG? And Carroll guy?

Also, where's the twenty fifth amendment? Where's the twenty fifth amendment? What's Joe doing?

Jill's doing fine? Not what's.

There's gonna be? If I'm if I'm working in the Orwellian factories of propaganda, I'm figuring out a way to get my horse on the track as president immediately. And that's either a finish the coup. Just finish what you started, will you? And twenty five of them, or something else happens.

Well, and if she were to come in there and become, you know, president for three weeks or whatever, then that would Trump's got all those hats that say forty five and forty seven, he'll have to reissue those to say forty five and forty eight. Also, he'll no longer be able to compare himself to Chester Arthur.

If you lost me on that one. If oh, I see what you say. You if if Joe Biden were to pass, if he were to if he were to pass the mantle, if he were to pass away, if Joe Biden were to pass away, would she get the LBJ sixty four pounds?

Well, I think that was one was assassinated.

Yeah, I know, but I mean there's still there, There's still there's a sympathy vote there and I'm I'm not I'm it comes to min Anyway, after the break, we'll pick up some more of what's happened in the world. Hi, welcome back, Thanks for listening. I'm Brat Koffel. This is sort of the defense of the American people. You're in the second half of the show. You can always catch the entire show used to be commercial free general on the iHeart Media app, the iHeart app also the Purple

Well, you know, it's always interesting because whenever there's a particularly cold winter, the leftists come out and say, well, that doesn't mean there's not global warming going on because of the fact that you're confusing weather with climate. But then whenever a hurricane or a tomato too, a tomato, giant tomato, a big, circling, spiraling tomato, goes through Xenia, then all of a sudden they say, oh, this is

Warm That was the Malthusian That was that was the That was the establishment's war. That was their third version of their Malthusian fear running out of food, and then we were going to have an ice age. I remember being a kid, specifically the blizzard of seventy seven. For those of you that were born in the sixties or fifties or early seventies, What an awesome what an awesome playground there with all that snowfall.

And time off from school.

Correct, but we had schoolies. You still to watch how to watch school on TV? Were you living in Ohio then.

I was not. Actually, I was in Connecticut at the time.

We had schoolies. We still had to you know, I just got into my dad's record collection and just listened to some really really good music. What but now the Malthusian trap is global warming.

Well they started off with global cooling, right, that's what we just said, and then the sage. Yeah, but then they went to global warming, and now they just say climate change. That way, it's if it's giving, it's lower, then that's proof of what they say. If the temperatures get higher, it's proof of what they say.

I would imagine that there's some technology out there, maybe using high frequency active auroral I think you know what I'm talking about, the harp.

Well, the real high technology.

Is I think a CIA satellite just just pinged and zeroed in on US high frequency Active Auroral Research program would say critically important US military defense project because it allegedly was able to control the weather and much more.

Well, I think what the real high tech thing is is the news coming out and telling us that these hoaxes and as if they were true, and trying to bring that off so general.

While you were while you're guessing on guessing on I did google hurricane names. And uh, much to my horror, h O R R O R you creep, much to my horre or. I don't see any hurricane names of the past, but I do see all the hurricanes that are coming in twenty twenty five, twenty twenty six, twenty twenty seven. They've got these hurricanes named all the way through twenty twenty nine. Oh yeah, says all right, now I'm looking for Hurricane Hillary.

I went through Hurricane Eloise when I was in Alabama back in seventy four.

But you have Helene, which here in twenty twenty four. The next is going to be Isaac, and then Joyce and then Kirk. If we have those by the end of the year. Next year, our H is going to be Umberto, so.

A silent age hurricane. Yeah.

In twenty twenty six are H hurricane is going to be Hannah, and twenty twenty seven are H hurricanes going to be get this Henri.

H E is another silent age H.

E R E. And then in twenty twenty eight, our H is Hermine H E R M I N E.

Is it their mean air mean another silent age.

And then twenty twenty nine and then you get back to the basics. Harold, Where's Hillary? Where is Hurricane Hillary? You know, there is no doubt in my mind that there has been a call made to whoever these folks are in OAA, whatever they are, And you got a Hillary on the list. Yeah, it's going to pop up. And uh, we got one set up for twenty sixteen.

No, no, it's not.

I will see no, no, no, no, Hurricane Hillary. General. Before we before we end today's show, I want to give a preview to the next show, and I think it is going to be a very, very important show. And it's a message specifically to folks who are still contemplating voting for Kamala and the machine that created her, or this is a message to the folks that are

That's what all this tiny housing stuff is about.

And you know who has free meals, free housing and free healthcare? Animals in the zoo and inmates. Think about that.

Yeah, that's what Reagan said about they'll give you a nice place to sleep, a belly full of beans. Everything we guarantee to a prisoner and a slave.

I am. I've spent let's see, I've spent a couple of months now diving into Ronald Reagan. I've listened to this. Yes, I'm a nerd. I've listened to. My favorite speech is his sixty four speech. And I've listened to his the.

One introducing goldwater.

Yes, that was in October of sixty four. Wonderful speech. You can find out online. It's it is as powerful as speech and as important as speech as William Jennings Bryan's Cross of Gold speech eighteen ninety six. Extremely important. You can find that on the YouTube's. But I listened to his so he wins in eighty and eighty four. I listened to his inaugural address January of eighty one, and I listened to his farewell address January of eighty nine.

He was our first president who was a union member.

He married one of these, and he saw where the establishment was taking us, not just the left, but the left and the right. And he really became an acolyte of Barry Goldwater. And I when I someone asked me about my politics, you know, I'm a blend. I'm a sixty four Goldwater, I'm an eighty and eighty four Reagan, and I'm a ninety two ninety six Perroh. Ronald Reagan's

Create rights either.

We are born with these natural rights. And the big problem in the Constitutional Convention. Fifty some guys showed up in seventeen eighty s Evan and Philly, thirty nine signed. Those that didn't sign, a couple guys died, and a few refused to sign because it didn't have a bill rights. They still they were the anti Federals. There were some anti Federals holdouts that just said, look, this is still

Well, indeed, there were there were. There was a raging dispute over whether the Bill of Rights was a good thing or not not, because either side viewed those rights as unimportant. What it was was that the first side said, we have just given you a list of all of the things that the government can do. These are the enumerated powers can If the government does not spot that power in this constitution, then it cannot do it. Where in this document does it give the government the power

That the danger and lawyers, that's what we do. That's why we don't advise our clients to create out lists, because we just say, look, here's these are exceptions, but they're not exhaustive. These are just examples. And you're right,

Nope, I'm just kidding.

Yeates from upstate New York. And he was Dutch and now he's Dutch American, just American. And he wrote in seventeen ninety three that there was already a mistrust of these distant American aristocrats, and there was a concern immediately within six years that we had a growing aristocracy in the beginning of fledgling feudalism.

And think back then what the significance of distance. I mean, there was an instantaneous communication between Washington, DC and some small town in New Hampshire or New York. Correct.

So we kind of have two phases of American history right now. You have from seventeen eighty seven to I would say sixty one, when Ike stepped out and said, hang on your military industrial infrastructure. This Pentagon thing we just opened last decade. Watch out that thing's going to take off. And then we stopped. We put we put

See where I'm going, yes, okay, And and and to fight that centralized government you needed another centralized government. So I think it's the word we're looking for.

Why are we fighting against Russian tyranny and Chinese communism when we are allowing it to grow right here and it has been so we have this whole new you know, after World War two and the Marshall Plan, the West divides up essentially the rest of the world, and the rest of the world is like, ah, what about our ideas. Maybe there were some real educated people that said, we we kind of want to do this communism thing. We

What people don't realize is that we were doing the same damn thing. It's more addictive than crack.

This same damn thing. So we we under the banner of spreading freedom and democracy, are actually and fighting centralized state control of society. We bust it all up, not for the benefit of main street USA, but to have a powagraph. It was still the expansion of the American Empire. It was now our turn. The Dutch had had one. The Portuguese had had one, the Spanish had had one, the British, and now it's our turn and we get

Well, the Soviet Empire fell, but the Russian Empire is not yet.

Ready, yes, thank you, And we needed something to spend money on. It's a huge the military industrial complex is a huge, huge machine, and we now are going to have our series of conflicts. They just totally bypass Congress. I have my son is twenty two, and he's got some bodies in the military, and we got to ask where are they.

Oh that's what Kamala is wondering.

Remember where are they?

We have no one in harm's way right now.

Where are what do you mean? He is in? What do you mean? Is in? Where's that? What do you mean she's where's that? What? What? So? These are the issues that are confronting the American people. And as in my remaining seconds, is I channel Dutch Ronald Reagan good as I channeled Dutch for our next show. This is not about left or right. It's about up or down.