Two managerial sackings, a Manchester derby and a genuine Keystone Cops moment. What a weekend in the Barclays! Today, Marcus, Luke and Jim are actually forced to ask: Are Man City a banter club? Plus, Luke argues that Emi Martinez could have made the greatest save of all-time. Who even is David Seaman again? Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon ...
Dec 16, 2024•59 min
Saudi Arabia have won the bid to host the 2034 World Cup... thanks Gianni Infantino. But it made us think. Are we naive to assume that football will remain a European-dominated sport? For the sake of Andy Brassell, we bloomin' well hope so. Marcus, Luke and Andy are here to chat through that and more on this week's Mailbag. Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Rambl...
Dec 14, 2024•40 min
It was all square in a “Battle of Britain” last night. Marcus, Luke and Andy start to worry about whether Ange Postecoglou could be leaving Tottenham sooner rather than later. Elsewhere, Andy suddenly realised that Man City have turned into latter stage Oasis. Oh dear... Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month:&nbs...
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr
Pete’s in his increasingly hot seat today alongside Luke and Jim, as they assess the future of the only man in a hotter chair: Pep Guardiola. Even the goal-line technology’s working against them! Elsewhere, Arsenal put on the most underwhelming 3-0 clinic you’ll see, FIFA’s blatant corruption continues to astound and Jim Ratcliffe’s cost-saving measures at Man United aren’t very Christmassy. Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email u...
Dec 12, 2024•49 min
We all know the featured artist is the real star of the show, just ask Pitbull. Today, Marcus, Pete and Jim heap more praise on Jhon Durán after another goal off the bench last night. Elsewhere, Marcus admits that he misses José Mourinho in England. Plus, official Monster Energy Man™ Pete Donaldson shares his thoughts on the news that his nemesis RB Leipzig are out of Europe. Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: sh...
Dec 11, 2024•41 min
Death, taxes and Wolves not getting a decision from VAR. Marcus and Jim fear they might have just watched Gary O’Neil’s final match as Wolves manager. Elsewhere, Marcus compares Jarrod Bowen’s goal to Lionel Messi. He might just have gone too far this time... Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://w...
Dec 10, 2024•25 min
Chelsea are blossoming under Enzo Maresca. Pete tells Marcus and Jim the secret reason why Maresca was always the man capable of cleaning things up at Chelsea. Elsewhere, Jim's hopes for Arsenal's title tilt are fading. Plus, Man City drew away to Crystal Palace. A good point on the road for Man City when you consider the xB (expected bluster). Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up ...
Dec 09, 2024•57 min
Boring?? Not our beloved football! In the words of Marcus Speller: "I like marzipan but I wouldn't have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner." Marzipan Speller is joined by Luke and Andy to answer all of your questions on this week's Mailbag. It is simply unmissable stuff. Find us on BlueSky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month:&nbs...
Dec 07, 2024•43 min
Bournemouth have added Tottenham to their growing collection of scalps, much to the annoyance of Big Ange. Today, Luke tells Marcus and Andy why he thinks Daniel Levy needs to leave Tottenham so that they can fulfil their potential. Elsewhere, the Club World Cup draw has been completed. Is it possible that Andy Brassell is actually getting a little bit excited? Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: show@footballramb...
Dec 06, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Pete welcomes a jet lagged Luke Moore back on the pod, who are both here to guide Andy through last night’s football - all of which he second-screened while keeping up with the German Cup. Perv. Newcastle and Liverpool played out a Keggy-esque classic, with cracking goals and violent elbows flying in all over the gaff. Elsewhere, Ruben Amorim’s coup d’état was halted by Arsenal’s big blokes and a host of Premier League managers are under real pressure after last night’s poor performances. Will a...
Dec 05, 2024•57 min
Dear Ramblers, by the time you listen to this Julen Lopetegui may have been sacked. Don’t worry, we know how this goes… Today, Marcus, Andy and Pete bypass the Ramble curse by assessing Lopetegui’s potential replacements should West Ham decide to pull the trigger. Elsewhere, we’ve got a big beautiful match between Arsenal and Man United. Plus, Pete somehow forgets who Boris Johnson is. Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here...
Dec 04, 2024•54 min
Jim, Pete and The Bacon Boy are back with some more fat-chewing Tuesday chat™ as we draw comparisons between the mixed fortunes of Aston Villa and Newcastle, both of whom are struggling to scale previous heights. And, wait, why has Jason Tindall joined Creed? Elsewhere, we pour deserved scorn on FIFA’s ludicrous report into Saudi Arabia’s 2034 World Cup bid - one that has deemed the risk of human rights violations as “medium” - and celebrate some lovely chaos from the FA Cup second round. Plus, ...
Dec 03, 2024•41 min
Has Pep Guardiola stayed for too long at the party? Today Marcus, tells Jim and Pete why Pep should have taken the England job after all… Elsewhere, Pete explains why Everton need another points deduction to spur them away from a relegation battle and we learn bizarrely how many cups of tea a day Gag O’Neil drinks. Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon...
Dec 02, 2024•54 min
It’s that time of week once again, good people: Marcus, Jim & David Cartlidge are here to answer a whole host of footballing questions. They wonder who should replace Mo Salah at Liverpool and whether Steve Cooper is overrated. They also discuss the gap between the Premier League and the EFL, their favourite football decade and the two-club debate from last week rolls on! Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here:&nbs...
Nov 30, 2024•45 min
Marcus, Jim and OTC's David Cartlidge welcome in the weekend with a whistle stop tour of last night’s European action and a chunky preview of another banging Barclays weekend! Ruben Amorim’s already angry at Man United despite getting his first win and Spurs welcomed Claudio Ranieri back to England with another chaotic performance. Plus, we look ahead to what could prove to be the biggest game of the season, as Liverpool look to cash in their Man City voucher and go eleven points clear at the to...
Nov 29, 2024•50 min
Marcus and David Cartlidge settle in after another vintage European night at Anfield, as Liverpool’s various silky youngsters put on a clinic and Real Madrid continue to fluff their lines in their own competition. Probably still win the bloody thing… Elsewhere, Aston Villa were denied a famous win by a truly baffling refereeing decision after Emi Martinez aka The Human Habanero pulled off one of the best saves you’ll ever see. Guard your gloves… Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagr...
Nov 27, 2024•28 min
With all the Champions League action to get stuck into, Marcus and Jim have called in our favourite continental cousin for today’s show: Lars Sivertsen’s on the pod! We look over last night's differing English fortunes, as Man City's mental frailties were evident once again in a cataclysmic draw with Feyenoord. Maybe going Full Dyche is the answer? Elsewhere, the Arsenal machine rolls on and Mo Salah insists his delicate contract situation is entirely out of his control. Plus, Villa look ahead t...
Nov 27, 2024•48 min
Marcus and Jim are here to remind you that plenty of good stuff happens on Monday night, as West Ham stumbled across their passion for possession halfway through a vital win over Newcastle on Tyneside. How much will this performance ease the pressure on Julen Lopetegui and his squad of deceptively exceptional footballers? Why are Newcastle so inconsistent? And are the PIF Posse even that bothered? Plenty of questions for us to ponder, so join us! Find us on Bluesky , X , ...
Nov 25, 2024•29 min
One day, every empire must fall. Are Pep Guardiola's Manchester City about to topple? Marcus, Jim and Andy discuss whether the fatigue has finally become too much. Elsewhere, Jim suggests Liverpool could already be on the verge and Marcus explains why he understands Leicester’s decision to sack Steve Cooper. Plus, Matheus Cunha plays his Brazilian voucher at Craven Cottage. Poor old Fulham… Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us...
Nov 25, 2024•59 min
Oh yes, it's that time of the week good people. Time to untie the knot and get stuck into some of your questions for this week's Mailbag. Marcus, Luke & Jim ask whether it's okay for celebrities to buy up Football League clubs, whether football omens are real, and whether it's ever okay to support two clubs. It's simply unmissable, Geoff. Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ra...
Nov 23, 2024•41 min
Ruben Amorim is preparing to take charge of his first game as Manchester United manager and Marcus, Pete and Jim have one question… Can he turn Antony into the new Joelinton? Elsewhere, we learn who the Unofficial Football League Champions of England are. Speaking of lineal belts, Marcus also hosts a very special edition of Jack’s Encyclopedia. DO NOT MISS IT. Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] ...
Nov 22, 2024•58 min
Hi gang! Today, we're bringing you a special teaser of what you can expect every week on the Football Ramble Patreon. For just $5 a month, you'll get an extended version of every Wednesday episode of the Ramble which we like to call Ramble Uncut. It's full of all the juicy stuff we would be rambling about if football wasn't always getting in the way. You'll also get to hear from other Patreon subscribers, as well as access to behind-the-scenes news and regular updates about Pete's botched haircu...
Nov 21, 2024•24 min
What is Pep Guardiola's five-year plan? Why are Algeria being crowned as 'Unofficial World Champions'? Is the Swindon training ground really haunted? And why would anyone ever disrespect the Nations League? Just some of the important issues Marcus, Jim, Vish and Andy are here to try and solve... Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per m...
Nov 20, 2024•50 min
They say all good things must come to an end, and in Lee Carsley's case maybe he wanted it that way - or maybe he didn't? Honestly, who knows. Marcus, Luke and Vish give their assessment on Carsley's tenure as England manager and ask what Thomas Tuchel will do with the inheritance he's been left with... Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just ...
Nov 19, 2024•53 min
England have been promoted to Nations League group A. EEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSAAAAAYYYY!! Today, Marcus, Luke and Vish are here to celebrate the promotion. Luke then fully hops aboard the Speller bandwagon and makes a compelling case in favour of the Nations League. Plus, we celebrate a much-needed victory for the Scots. Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free show...
Nov 18, 2024•1 hr 2 min
It's been a pretty normal week in the world of PUG-MOL. But for some reason we got lots of questions about referees this week. Can anybody think why? Marcus, Jim & Andy give their takes on whether it's time for an overhaul of Premier League refs. Plus, we ponder on whether it's okay to be a boo boy and which clubs we have soft spots for. Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ram...
Nov 16, 2024•46 min
We've had Owen Hargreaves. We've had Michael Carrick. We've had Angel Gomes. And now, we've got Curtis Jones. Is he the answer we've craved for in England's midfield? Today Marcus, Jim, Pete and Andy are here to revel in a bloody brilliant win for England in Greece. LONG LIVE THE NATIONS LEAGUE! VOTE FOR US TO WIN AN FSA AWARD! CLICK HERE . Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Footbal...
Nov 15, 2024•57 min
Following an embarrassing display at Wembley, England head to Greece tonight in search of sweet revenge knowing a convincing win would be enough to get themselves one step closer to the holy grail of European football, Nations League A. Marcus, Jim & Vish are here to chat all about Lee Carsley's heroes. Oh, and Hervé Renard is back in the dugout. What could possibly go wrong? VOTE FOR US TO WIN AN FSA AWARD! CLICK HERE . Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and You...
Nov 14, 2024•37 min
Marcus launches his campaign to be the next Match of the Day presenter and fulfils his obligation to plug Pitbull’s upcoming gig in London. He's also joined by Jim and Vish to give David Coote the Football Ramble treatment. You simply do not want to miss it… VOTE FOR US TO WIN AN FSA AWARD! CLICK HERE . Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for j...
Nov 13, 2024•48 min
Roberto De Zerbi has had his overhead projector out again, this time to show off his Manchester United contract to get all his Marseille players motivated. Why, you ask? We’re not quite sure either. Marcus, Luke and Vish reflect on the latest hot new entries into the Managers Under Pressure Club heading into another dreaded international break, with Julen Lopetegui head of the pack. Was he ever right for West Ham? Meanwhile, Marcus explains why he’s worried about Crystal Palace and Erik Ten Hag ...
Nov 12, 2024•52 min
