Jim, Pete and The Bacon Boy are back with some more fat-chewing Tuesday chat™ as we draw comparisons between the mixed fortunes of Aston Villa and Newcastle, both of whom are struggling to scale previous heights. And, wait, why has Jason Tindall joined Creed? Elsewhere, we pour deserved scorn on FIFA’s ludicrous report into Saudi Arabia’s 2034 World Cup bid - one that has deemed the risk of human rights violations as “medium” - and celebrate some lovely chaos from the FA Cup second round. Plus, ...
Dec 03, 2024•41 min
Has Pep Guardiola stayed for too long at the party? Today Marcus, tells Jim and Pete why Pep should have taken the England job after all… Elsewhere, Pete explains why Everton need another points deduction to spur them away from a relegation battle and we learn bizarrely how many cups of tea a day Gag O’Neil drinks. Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon...
Dec 02, 2024•54 min
It’s that time of week once again, good people: Marcus, Jim & David Cartlidge are here to answer a whole host of footballing questions. They wonder who should replace Mo Salah at Liverpool and whether Steve Cooper is overrated. They also discuss the gap between the Premier League and the EFL, their favourite football decade and the two-club debate from last week rolls on! Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here:&nbs...
Nov 30, 2024•45 min
Marcus, Jim and OTC's David Cartlidge welcome in the weekend with a whistle stop tour of last night’s European action and a chunky preview of another banging Barclays weekend! Ruben Amorim’s already angry at Man United despite getting his first win and Spurs welcomed Claudio Ranieri back to England with another chaotic performance. Plus, we look ahead to what could prove to be the biggest game of the season, as Liverpool look to cash in their Man City voucher and go eleven points clear at the to...
Nov 29, 2024•50 min
Marcus and David Cartlidge settle in after another vintage European night at Anfield, as Liverpool’s various silky youngsters put on a clinic and Real Madrid continue to fluff their lines in their own competition. Probably still win the bloody thing… Elsewhere, Aston Villa were denied a famous win by a truly baffling refereeing decision after Emi Martinez aka The Human Habanero pulled off one of the best saves you’ll ever see. Guard your gloves… Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagr...
Nov 27, 2024•28 min
With all the Champions League action to get stuck into, Marcus and Jim have called in our favourite continental cousin for today’s show: Lars Sivertsen’s on the pod! We look over last night's differing English fortunes, as Man City's mental frailties were evident once again in a cataclysmic draw with Feyenoord. Maybe going Full Dyche is the answer? Elsewhere, the Arsenal machine rolls on and Mo Salah insists his delicate contract situation is entirely out of his control. Plus, Villa look ahead t...
Nov 27, 2024•48 min
Marcus and Jim are here to remind you that plenty of good stuff happens on Monday night, as West Ham stumbled across their passion for possession halfway through a vital win over Newcastle on Tyneside. How much will this performance ease the pressure on Julen Lopetegui and his squad of deceptively exceptional footballers? Why are Newcastle so inconsistent? And are the PIF Posse even that bothered? Plenty of questions for us to ponder, so join us! Find us on Bluesky , X , ...
Nov 25, 2024•29 min
One day, every empire must fall. Are Pep Guardiola's Manchester City about to topple? Marcus, Jim and Andy discuss whether the fatigue has finally become too much. Elsewhere, Jim suggests Liverpool could already be on the verge and Marcus explains why he understands Leicester’s decision to sack Steve Cooper. Plus, Matheus Cunha plays his Brazilian voucher at Craven Cottage. Poor old Fulham… Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us...
Nov 25, 2024•59 min
Oh yes, it's that time of the week good people. Time to untie the knot and get stuck into some of your questions for this week's Mailbag. Marcus, Luke & Jim ask whether it's okay for celebrities to buy up Football League clubs, whether football omens are real, and whether it's ever okay to support two clubs. It's simply unmissable, Geoff. Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ra...
Nov 23, 2024•41 min
Ruben Amorim is preparing to take charge of his first game as Manchester United manager and Marcus, Pete and Jim have one question… Can he turn Antony into the new Joelinton? Elsewhere, we learn who the Unofficial Football League Champions of England are. Speaking of lineal belts, Marcus also hosts a very special edition of Jack’s Encyclopedia. DO NOT MISS IT. Find us on Bluesky , X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] ...
Nov 22, 2024•58 min
Hi gang! Today, we're bringing you a special teaser of what you can expect every week on the Football Ramble Patreon. For just $5 a month, you'll get an extended version of every Wednesday episode of the Ramble which we like to call Ramble Uncut. It's full of all the juicy stuff we would be rambling about if football wasn't always getting in the way. You'll also get to hear from other Patreon subscribers, as well as access to behind-the-scenes news and regular updates about Pete's botched haircu...
Nov 21, 2024•24 min
What is Pep Guardiola's five-year plan? Why are Algeria being crowned as 'Unofficial World Champions'? Is the Swindon training ground really haunted? And why would anyone ever disrespect the Nations League? Just some of the important issues Marcus, Jim, Vish and Andy are here to try and solve... Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per m...
Nov 20, 2024•50 min
They say all good things must come to an end, and in Lee Carsley's case maybe he wanted it that way - or maybe he didn't? Honestly, who knows. Marcus, Luke and Vish give their assessment on Carsley's tenure as England manager and ask what Thomas Tuchel will do with the inheritance he's been left with... Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just ...
Nov 19, 2024•53 min
England have been promoted to Nations League group A. EEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSAAAAAYYYY!! Today, Marcus, Luke and Vish are here to celebrate the promotion. Luke then fully hops aboard the Speller bandwagon and makes a compelling case in favour of the Nations League. Plus, we celebrate a much-needed victory for the Scots. Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free show...
Nov 18, 2024•1 hr 2 min
It's been a pretty normal week in the world of PUG-MOL. But for some reason we got lots of questions about referees this week. Can anybody think why? Marcus, Jim & Andy give their takes on whether it's time for an overhaul of Premier League refs. Plus, we ponder on whether it's okay to be a boo boy and which clubs we have soft spots for. Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Football Ram...
Nov 16, 2024•46 min
We've had Owen Hargreaves. We've had Michael Carrick. We've had Angel Gomes. And now, we've got Curtis Jones. Is he the answer we've craved for in England's midfield? Today Marcus, Jim, Pete and Andy are here to revel in a bloody brilliant win for England in Greece. LONG LIVE THE NATIONS LEAGUE! VOTE FOR US TO WIN AN FSA AWARD! CLICK HERE . Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] . Sign up to the Footbal...
Nov 15, 2024•57 min
Following an embarrassing display at Wembley, England head to Greece tonight in search of sweet revenge knowing a convincing win would be enough to get themselves one step closer to the holy grail of European football, Nations League A. Marcus, Jim & Vish are here to chat all about Lee Carsley's heroes. Oh, and Hervé Renard is back in the dugout. What could possibly go wrong? VOTE FOR US TO WIN AN FSA AWARD! CLICK HERE . Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and You...
Nov 14, 2024•37 min
Marcus launches his campaign to be the next Match of the Day presenter and fulfils his obligation to plug Pitbull’s upcoming gig in London. He's also joined by Jim and Vish to give David Coote the Football Ramble treatment. You simply do not want to miss it… VOTE FOR US TO WIN AN FSA AWARD! CLICK HERE . Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for j...
Nov 13, 2024•48 min
Roberto De Zerbi has had his overhead projector out again, this time to show off his Manchester United contract to get all his Marseille players motivated. Why, you ask? We’re not quite sure either. Marcus, Luke and Vish reflect on the latest hot new entries into the Managers Under Pressure Club heading into another dreaded international break, with Julen Lopetegui head of the pack. Was he ever right for West Ham? Meanwhile, Marcus explains why he’s worried about Crystal Palace and Erik Ten Hag ...
Nov 12, 2024•52 min
What do Pep Guardiola and Stuart Pearce have in common? Marcus, Luke and Vish find out on today’s episode. Elsewhere, Ipswich won their first Premier League game in 22 years, all while wearing a kit designed by Ed Sheeran, and Mikel Arteta describes Chelsea as one of the best teams in Europe. Someone’s clearly been watching the Europa Conference League… VOTE FOR US TO WIN AN FSA AWARD! CLICK HERE . Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us h...
Nov 11, 2024•55 min
It can be tough supporting a mid-table club. Supporters of Fulham, West Ham, Crystal Palace and Manchester United will know that feeling all too well. But what joys can mediocrity bring if not trophies? Marcus, Jim & Vish discuss that, plus one listener asks why English managers (with the obvious exceptions of Steve McClaren and Alan Pardew, two of our very best) never seem to want to work on the continent. It's all in this week's Mailbag! Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok ...
Nov 09, 2024•38 min
Chelsea B beat FC Noah 8-0 in the Europa Conference League last night. At this stage, it just feels disrespectful. Will Chelsea show more respect to Arsenal? Today, Marcus, Jim, Vish and Pete start rubbing their thighs ahead of this Sunday’s 'big one'™. Elsewhere, Pete tells us he could be the reason that Julen Lopetegui is sacked by West Ham this weekend. Plus, we learn that Spurs man Pedro Porro has a rather - erm - unique way of taking out the bins. VOTE FOR US TO WIN AN FSA AWARD! CLIC...
Nov 08, 2024•56 min
And look what they made Jim do. He’s only gone and smashed all his precious Ming vases in his living room. Marcus and Jim review a difficult night for Arsenal in Europe, as they were beaten by a canny Inter side 1-0 and did a peak impersonation of David Moyes’ Man United. Jim explains why he’s concerned about Arsenal’s inflexibility. Plus, our man on the continent – and for once we don’t mean Andy Brassell – brings us an excited voicenote from the Parc des Princes after a winner with the last ki...
Nov 07, 2024•28 min
We all know what radiation poisoning feels like, right? Surely? No? Well, according to Pete Donaldson it is similar to answering a question from Gary Cotterill at a press conference. Makes sense… Today, Pete’s joined by Marcus and Andy to tell them all about the time he performed at Abbey Road. We also find some time to talk about the Champions League. Plus, is Frank Lampard about to get a new job? VOTE FOR US TO WIN AN FSA AWARD! CLICK HERE . Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok ...
Nov 06, 2024•51 min
Oh, what a night! Harry Wilson scores a beautiful stoppage time brace for Fulham, Jim Campbell reveals he has a hidden music career and Pete Donaldson admits he’s got a quite ludicrous new favourite snack. Plus, Pete and Jim get sent a message from a jubilant Marcus Speller on his way home from the Cottage… Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouTube , and email us here: [email protected] Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for jus...
Nov 05, 2024•24 min
When Anthony Gordon whipped in a beautiful ball from the right flank with his right foot, Marcus could draw only one conclusion: "We’ve got our game back!" Today, he’s joined by Vish and Jim who explain why Mikel Arteta has to take responsibility for Arsenal’s defeat to Newcastle. Elsewhere, has José Mourinho finally gone too far? And the brilliance of the FA Cup First Round proves that we might ACTUALLY have our game back! Find us on X , Instagram , TikTok and YouT...
Nov 04, 2024•53 min
As FIFA unveils a new tournament every weekend and injuries pile up, we start today’s show wondering if the majestic Carabao Cup can survive the demands of modern football. Marcus wants to scrap it and trojan horse more international friendlies in the resulting gaps, but there we are. Vish and Jim are also here as we answer more of your questions. Why are football managers generally getting younger? What would coaches do if they could talk to players via NFL-style headsets? And we decide on the ...
Nov 02, 2024•38 min
“Hey Ruud, do you know how to fix a roof?” Ruud van Nistelrooy wants to stay at Man United after Rúben Amorim gets the job and Pete has an idea on how Van Nistelrooy can make himself useful… Speaking of which, Marcus, Jim, Vish and Pete show sympathy for teams that are yet to play their Man United voucher. Do they have an expiry date? Elsewhere, Mikel Arteta continues to be mysterious and it’s all going wrong in Saudi for Steven Gerrard and Cristiano Ronaldo. Oh dear… Find us on X , ...
Nov 01, 2024•54 min
Pete and Luke raise their heads from the overflowing Carabao trough to recap a chaotic night in England’s premier energy drink-adjacent sports competition. Spurs dished out some rock n’ roll hardcore football to send Man City packing - and Timo Werner scored. Yep, you read that right. Elsewhere, Man United’s players paid tribute to Erik ten Hag by smashing Leicester - even Casemiro had a good time - while a vintage Newcastle blew Chelsea’s backup boys away. The Carabao delivered once again, so j...
Oct 30, 2024•33 min
Banning Cristiano Ronaldo from getting his trainers, redoing the plumbing himself, pocketing a cool £15 million on departure… Turns out Erik ten Hag is actually a genius and so we’re now Team Erik. Today, Vish gives us his thoughts on the United situation alongside Marcus, Pete and Luke as we wonder whether anyone is capable of steering this lumbering behemoth and if INEOS are actually any good. Elsewhere, Rodri won the Ballon d’Or and Real Madrid were typically gracious in defeat and we guzzle ...
Oct 30, 2024•47 min
