So, it's summer, and you know what that means!! NO, not swimsuits, ice cream, and the eternal struggle of positive self-image! It's time for the BIG summer thunderstorm! And just in case you happen to live in a locality that does not receive such natural wonders, Annie and Colleen have ordered one up from God, just for you! Shiver with our heroes at the crack of lightning! Wonder if they really ARE safe in their basement apartment with the window cracked open! Will they ever survive the onslaugh...
Aug 02, 2006•43 min
Long, long ago in a land we liked to call 2005 we started this here radio show without a single smidgen of an idea what we were doing. In honor of our 40th show we bring back our very first musical guest for a super special LIVE performance. Oooooooh! Tom Warnick believed in us back before everyone else did...or maybe he just really wanted that spray on tan we had promised him. The awesome Adam and Alyssa also join us this week, and in case you thought we were kidding, super secret show 39 is no...
Jul 21, 2006•50 min
Welcome bretheren. Tonight we gather together in celebration. Tonight we share in a dream: not only a dream about a heavy guy with a trap door on his back as drawn by Travis Nichols, but also a dream of vine ripened fruit. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no Thighlock. For tonight, children, the kingdom of produce is at hand, and golden juice shall spill from our lips like sweet appellations from the mouths of poets. So sit, my friend. Lay down thine bur...
Jul 14, 2006•45 min
Today's show is brought to you by Segways, Smirn Office, Mel Brooks Chest Rub, Mel Brooks Chest Rugs, A Shampoo with Pro-Vitamooons, and anyone else that wants to give us money or big ol' boxes of alco-ma-hol. Click on the picture above for an example of how well we can sell your product! We are professionals. What we are professional at, we have yet to determine. Musical Guest: Devotchka performing "Venus in Furs" and "How it Ends" Tales of Wonder: * Things You Can Learn from Yogi Bear * Our Ne...
Jun 29, 2006•45 min
Hallo, neighbor! What brings thee to this pre-Colonial neck of the woods? I see you are doing naught but sitting. An idle mind is the devil's playground, or so we say. Perchance I might interest you in a toy of rustic fashioning, a simple wheel propelled by a wooden rod. Yes, my friend, it is my rumby stick! Would you like to have a go at it? It may be difficult at first, but stay with it and soon you shall find yourself cavorting up and down the cobblestones with nary a care in the world! Why, ...
Jun 20, 2006•42 min
Musical Comedy Duo Rob and Mark, from the very appropriately named "The Rob and Mark Show," join Annie and Colleen in the studio this week for the first ever live musical guest appearance. Not only do they rock all of Brooklyn, teach us about food conservation through Mole People, but they also play (and WIN) the first ever live FLUFF WHO game with a little help from Tyler and leather bars. Musical Guest: The Rob and Mark Show performing "The Blog Song" and "Let's Switch Cars" Tales of Wonder: *...
Jun 13, 2006•47 min
The Guess Who Contest is well underway with loads of entries hanging around the forum . You've still got a week to get them to us! We pity the foo who doesn't enter as well as the foo who's never seen a naked lady toothbrush. Our gums have never been so fresh. Arrr. Musical Guest: 100 Damned Guns performing "Hangin'" and "I Fall Down" Tales of Wonder: * Guess Who Contest Update! * How To Make Friends and Distribute Potatoes in Cafeterias * Fleet Week Sea Men * What Happens When You Call 911 for ...
Jun 03, 2006•41 min
I'm Jimmy. Colleen's my mom. Did you just try to talk? Sorry. Actually. No wait, I wasn't done. You should stop trying to talk. Did you hear about the contest? They said if you send in your picture they'll make your head into a board game. Are you chewing gum? They said they could find out who my daddy is. I bet he's a baseball player. Or an astronaut. Who plays baseball. You smell minty. On the moon. He hits really far. He's my dad. Colleen's my mom. Still. Send in your pictures. GUESS WHO! is ...
May 26, 2006•40 min
Do you have your last words ready? Colleen and Annie tell you some of their favorite last words of all time, both making you laugh and accidentally ponder your exisitence. Yeah, sorry about the pondering. But don't worry balanced out all that depressing stuff with talk of boogers. *whispered* Awwwwwwsome. Musical Guest: Voxtrot performing "Mothers, Daughters, Sisters, and Wives" and "The Start of Something" Tales of Wonder: * How to Save our Nation's Capital from Vandalism-ers * Kindergarten Cop...
May 18, 2006•42 min
This is Gilda. Gilda Goldenstein. I hope you are all planning on going to temple this weekend like the goodJews your mother and father taught you to be. My Bobbywill be there. He’s single now. Colleen turned him down. She doesn’t know what she’s missing. My mother always told me to keep a jag in the garage, a mink in my closet and a Jewish tiger in my bed, if you know what I mean. My Bobby will give you all three. So really, I think you should come to temple. Who knows, maybe my Bobby will like ...
May 11, 2006•40 min
Get out your hands and feet and then somebody else's hands or feet (your choice) cause we just hit show number 30! This week's show is like the back of a highlights book where you have to figure out what's different. Can you figure it out? I'll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with the assembly of medival weapons or a lack of pants or the Cliffhanger fan club or the ghost of Peanuts Past or Annie's New Gold Tooth...still haven't gotten it? Well, I could give you more hints, but I've got a m...
Apr 25, 2006•39 min
First, there was Cher in "Moonstruck." Then Madonna in "A League of Their Own." Finally, a New York accent is butchered so badly, it took two people to do the job! Listen to Annie and Colleen in "Caawfee Co'nuh," available for download now! (pssst...Supposedly Annie thinks the bizarre way Colleen's mouth says "I mean when I get married" at around 17:10 is even funnier when played on a continous loop) Musical Guest: Jesca Hoop performing "Seed of Wonder" and "Silverscreen" Tales of Wonder: * Caaw...
Apr 19, 2006•40 min
Cartoonist and Fluff cast member Robin Enrico joins us in the studio this week as we celebrate the first week of the Fluff Hotline (775-416-5492) and play our favorite fan phone calls of the week, all while doing impressions of 13-year-old girls and Tony Danza. Musical Guest: The Fabulous Entourage performing "The Theme Song" and "Perry's Dream" Tales of Wonder: * April's Fools Pranks Involving Uhauls * Creepy Myspace Stuff and Phone Calls from Fans * The Boss vs. That Other Boss * The CIA and t...
Apr 05, 2006•41 min
Hi kids! Welcome to Show 27 of Fluff Radio Review! This week Annie and Colleen make a valiant attempt to shake off being tired, overworked, and sick in order to bring YOU a few laughs and chase away your winter blues. (You lousy ingrates shoudl be ashamed of yourselves.) P.S. Send more tri-flavored popcorn. It's the only thing that will save Annie...err I mean Tinkerbell...err I mean...DAMMIT I WANT POPCORN! Musical Guest: The Dammitheads performing "Rise and Die" and "I Kid You Not" Tales of Wo...
Mar 29, 2006•37 min
This week marks the official annoucement of the FLUFF HOTLINE where all you lovely folk can leave Annie and Colleen a voicemail message whenever your heart desires! Inspired by Scott Bateman's animation of our "I Don't Want To Be Your Friend on Myspace" song, we want all of you to call 718-304-7939 and leave us the worst pickup line or message you've ever received through myspace or any other site that attracts sketchy sketchy people that go by names like "Arms." If you have no myspace stories (...
Mar 21, 2006•38 min
This week we welcome several guests into the super secret lair studio, including Anya, Marianne, Abel, and extra-special guest Michael Lucid from the sketch comedy show Pretty Things! Unbeknownst to Colleen, Annie even sneaks in a few serious interview-like questions for Michael... but, unbeknownst to Annie, Colleen is perfectly capable of turning serious interview-like questions into discussions about loin-cloths. Musical Guest: Pretty Things performing "Str8 for a Minute," "Always a Bad Girl,"...
Mar 14, 2006•35 min
Colleen returns from Austin, with a full report on the Staple! Convention festivities, jam-packed with action-filled stories to knock your knockers off. Ps. "Arms" would like for you to watch out for the return of the secret blooper, and for you to friend him on myspace (he thinks you're cute). Musical Guest: Lil' Pocketknife performing "Disco Dancer" and "A.D.D." Tales of Wonder: * Colleen Craps her Pants * Annie and Colleen *know* Tom Jones... sorta... * First Official Sound-Effect Off! Improm...
Mar 09, 2006•39 min
The lovely Anya from Sketchartists.net joins us this week and teaches us all about math, baginas, and our lord and savior. If we had ANY religious or mathematician listeners we're surely going to loose them after this one. Musical Guest: Matson Jones performing "Exes and Ohs" and "Into My Arms" Tales of Wonder: * Anya, the Math Genius * Colleen and Annie Start a Sweatshop * Witness Protection Baginas * The Devil and Pangaea both Love the Bible * Jesus: Hippy or Hipster? * Love and Hate of Sly Im...
Feb 28, 2006•41 min
One score and two weeks ago, Annie and Colleen brought forth onto this continent a new podcast, conceived in hilarity, and dedicated to the pursuit of silliness. Some days, it's a good day to die, and some days it's a good day for Dennys' Grand Slam Breakfast... but most of the time, you can bet that it's a bad day to wear thong underwear. Join us this week as we discuss some post-Valentine's Day experiences that rubbed us the wrong way. Musical Guest: Keelay performing "We Can Make a Baby" and ...
Feb 22, 2006•36 min
Love is in the air and all that crap! Join Colleen and Annie as they tell tales of noxious fumes d'amore, kissing contests, and people loosing their pants in public. If you happen to be a fan from IOWA you might want to listen to this show closely. And congrats to our Hot Duck Ass the winner of the sky mall poll...that took TWO FRIGGIN' MONTHS to complete. Musical Guest: The Spinto Band performing "Brown Boxes" and "Direct to Helmet" Tales of Wonder: * Colleen's Four Jobs * Fun with Nautical The...
Feb 14, 2006•40 min
Annie returns from sunny California and with the world's saddest story and Colleen returns from Colorado with a new found ability to fall off chair-lifts. The Skymall Fund has finally been totaled and you can go here to help Colleen and Annie choose what they will buy with quarters 16 amazing fans sent to them. And if you TOO would like to see Hot Duck Ass we suggest you visit your local zoo. Musical Guest: David Sugar performing "Temper Temper" and "Warm Ananlogue" Tales of Wonder: * How to Pro...
Feb 06, 2006•40 min
We start off this week's show with a lovely trailer from our fantabulous friends over at NAUGHTY KARATE and head right back to the trailer...park that is (oh hahaha) for a public service announcement about the importance of donating to the Fluff "Annie and Colleen Really Want to Install a Gear Shift on Colleen's Toilet" Fund. Musical Guest: Langhorne Slim performing "Loretta Lee Jones" and "Mary" Skits: * The Life of a Trucker Who Thinks Outside the Box Tales of Wonder: * Defense Against the Dar...
Jan 17, 2006•40 min
An extremely scientific study as to whether or not a hyperactive person can explode due to Red Bull results in the the conclusion that Red Bulls taste like poop! Also, we aren't kidding about the kidding about the "If everyone donates 25 cents we'll install a gear shift on Colleen's toilet" thing! WE WANT TO DRIVE A TOILET (as well as world peace...world peace would be pretty cool, too, we guess.) Musical Guest: Amy Miles performing "Back to Bed" and "Heavy Packer" Tales of Wonder: * "On The Run...
Jan 10, 2006•40 min
This week we've got a special little Christmas show for you as Annie and Colleen sing Christmas Carols which you and all your family (seriously make SURE to put it on when all your family, especially when the really conservative ones or the ones who are dentists and hate all talk of carmelized popcorn, are listening). Musical Guest: The Fluff Radio Review House Band performing "We, Will, We Will, Grinch You," a rather pretty (well at least for like 45 seconds) version of "Greenselves," and the b...
Dec 25, 2005•18 min
"Why Hello, Annie and Colleen! Have you been good little kids this year? Eggbert knows all and sees all and knows everything which I kinda already said, but I'm an Egg so forgive me. So even though I know already, do you want to tell me what you would like for Christmas?...ahhhhhh. I thought so! Now go on your way. Buy an ornament of my head in the gift shop!"--Eggbert circa 1985 Musical Guest: The Dresden Dolls performing "Girl Anachronism" and "Missed Me" Tales of Wonder: * Who Needs Santa Whe...
Dec 20, 2005•38 min
Recorded from 3am to 4am, Show 15 doesn't always go the most coherent route (and just might contain the most annoying opening to a show ever) but it DOES prove that Annie Sanders is President of Knowing Weird Facts About Presidents and Colleen AF Venable always looks for any way to bring Dizzy Bat Baseball into conversations. *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!* Musical Guest: Tigers and Monkeys performing "Fire Escape" and "Loose Mouth" Skits: * Meet the Presidents Tales of Wonder: * Awful Nicknames...
Dec 13, 2005•37 min
Ahhh, very interesting. From the moment you stepped into my Fortune Teller parlor I felt a strong presence of spirits. Come, dearie, sit down and let me read your carrot cards. Let me see what the carrots have in store for you. Hmmmm very interesting? The priestess means you will have a good love life and find a cool brooch. The fortune card means you'll sell your brooch and occasionally some love for a good amount of money. The Death means..oh dear...well it's right here next to the Braces card...
Dec 06, 2005•36 min
Show 13 (14 if you're the superstitious type) features our first ever less-than-30-people guest stars, Ms. Ashley, a good friend of Annie's for the past 20 years, as well as Chuck Norris, who, while quite silent during much of the episode delivered a fatal roundhouse to Colleen during her signature goodbye at the end of the show. She will be missed...(DIBS ON HER DDR MATS!) This show was our longest to date, editing it down from 64 minutes of audio goodness. So much good stuff was taken out we c...
Nov 30, 2005•42 min
In the aftermath of the 100th Comic and 10th Podcast Fiesta last week, there remained, among other things (such as tap shoes and a ukulele), a completely untouched ode to Delta Burke in the form of a chocolate frosted yellow cake. As the week progressed, large sections of the cake began to mysteriously disappear during the night. There could only be one explanation- Delta Burke was stealing our CAKE. This is our revenge... Musical Guest: SHEE performing "Work Clothes" and "My Girl (Kitty, Kitty)...
Nov 22, 2005•40 min
