The girls sit down with Wendi Starling to talk about sex, non-monogamy, and body dysmorphia. Wendi is a NYC-based comedian, recently relocated to St. Louis during the pandemic, and might move to Austin in the future, and has many tales to share about her dating life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Remy Kassimer host of the well renowned podcast, How Cum joins FBG to talk meltdowns at the in-laws, the bachelor, and what it means to finally realize we don't give a f*ck what men think of us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy gets headshots and Jordan gets Vaccinated. The girls discuss the futility of adult bullying, internet trolls, cat callers, gen z and how they possibly might consider looking presentable post covid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The hilarious Raanan Hershberg tells the FB girls about getting the vaccine and how it destroyed his self esteem. They discuss dating without getting blasted on Twitter, anti-depressants and a million dollar idea for a dating app for people who hate sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy and Jordan go through the things that men do that make them run for hills of Cringe and flee to the lands of We Must Breakup Immediately. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This week Brendan Sagalow joins us and we talk about the horrors of being on a strangers podcasts, being children of divorce, Valentines day meltdowns and Brendan's new "haircut" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy and Jordan discuss the horrors of thongs and Jordan debriefs o about her love life. It's a shorty butt a goody. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The hilarious Casey James Solengo joins Maddy and Jordan this week to talk about the growing pains of hitting puberty at 21. When it comes to honesty about body shame the girls have met their match. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This week Maddy and Jordan answer you perverts questions and discuss what should be feared and what shouldn't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy and Jordan disturb their guest Chloe Radcliff with their repulsion to naked people. The episode starts off tame but goes widely off the rails into filthy terrain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Libra vs Gemini. The manic co dependent vs the chill grudge holder. Can you guess who is who? We answer this and the rest of the questions you freaks sent in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This week we have Andrew Shivone! Host of the Anxiety Podcast as well as lover to our very own Maddy Smith. Andrew makes the critical folly of picking pre caffeinated fights. Jordan is still tragically single and tends to keep it that way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy and Jordan discuss their love/hate relationship with Tik Tok and the trolls that be. They answer all the questions you submitted last week and more. If you're a man with a dog sit this one out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Comedy Central’s Michael Rowland and Jordan describes his quarentine rituals. Jordan decides she hates sex and Maddy hasn’t left her apartment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Carmen Lagala (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) joins the Flat Bottom girls to discuss being one half of a quarantined couple, using dance as cardio, and of course her incredible skincare routine. One look at Carmen's glowing face will tell you that you must listen to find out her secret! Rate, review, and subscribe if you liked this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy got Ugg boots to prep for winter and Jordan is working on her sleep schedule since lately she's been nocturnal but losing her mind. Luckily she bought retinol. Jordan also talks about the Covid symptoms she's had since March, like everything smelling like rotten beef. Fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The flat bottom girls discuss the impending doom that is winter and how to stay busy for the next six months. Also, all couples during quarantine are losing their minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy and Jordan discuss the election mayhem, money shots and Maddy finds out to her horror... Jordan’s credit score. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy and Jordan recover from Halloween and prepare for tactics for the post election whiplash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy was supposed to do a fall getaway with her boyfriend but the AirBnb turned out to be a Nightmare-bnb! Meanwhile Jordan did drugs in the city per usual! The flat bottoms reign again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy and Jordan discuss their failure at diet's. Jordan re-considers her perspective on threesomes And both of them agree on a fatal mistake men make in the bedroom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maddy and Jordan recap Maddy’s birthday where she blacked out and sang sublime songs until 2 am and her boyfriend Andrew begged her to stop! The next day she hated herself. She does it every year! Ultimately maddy and Jordan and up discussing the annoying habit of guys who wear extravagant sneakers and terrible outfits. Red flag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The flat bottom girls discuss Donald Trump getting Covid after the presidential debate this week that was, in a word, unsettling! But the girls weren’t all political! They also discussed having babies and the potential for Jordan to raise Maddy’s babies! Fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jordan and Maddy talk self-loathe - where did it originate and why? From childhood weight issues to parental abandonment, the Flat Bottom Girls get into the root of their self-hating issues, and how it influences their lives and lifestyles today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jordan and Maddy are once again picking apart the careers and lives they’ve chosen for themselves! They’re doing outdoor shows and panicking about the future of comedy. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jordan naturally resists the notion of therapy but Maddy is really into it because her therapist has calmed her during the pandemic. Maddy talks about some of the shitty therapists she's dealt with and then the gals go off on a tangent about social media and how it's destroying their mental health more than a therapist could ever try to fix! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jordan finally got the meds she needed for her hypo thyroid condition and her PMDD and she’s walking on air. Maddy reminisces on blacking out in upstate NY. They both agree that the thought of having sex with a stranger sounds awful. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jordan and Maddy have a lengthy discussion about their feelings on comedy, their careers, and some goals for moving forward as artists in an industry that is currently barely alive. They get into the nitty gritty of the stand up grind and the necessity of the “plan B” in a field where most of us are delusional. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jordan and Maddy shoot da shit and talk about how unwell they’ve been this month and some of the routines they’ve been sticking to during this time. Jordan took a 3 hour bath to help her PMS and Maddy eats a lot of bread and calls it self care. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
For the love of god a positive pod! Maddy and Jordan attempt to devise a plan on how to stay sane come fall and winter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
