In this episode, the cast sits down and talk about season one, answers some questions and teases season 2! Enjoy! Podcasts discussed: The Rolled Standard https://open.spotify.com/show/3tL2OwvH1sWAdCz8FxzPgM?si=7fdd309b173c41b8 Hello from the Magic Tavern https://open.spotify.com/show/0FGOz929il130iXEwkInBa?si=bf5afd766b754385 Not another D&D Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/5GcTIDkgnB9wP6CmUyOSqa?si=c47b84c1675e47ff Dungeons & Daddies https://open.spotify.com/show/5Sffly5o4mPetmnTR9...
Mar 28, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Just wanted to drop a little morsel of what to expect in Season Two. And Un-Hōl-y Hells, it's gonna be a HōL lot of fun! Stay tuned, Scvm!
Mar 17, 2025•45 sec
With their bellies full and a good night's rest behind them, our Hopeless Scvm set out to find this fabled soup. But that's not all they find... What could they possibly be getting themselves into? Find out in the second part of this Holiday Special of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm: Levi plays Fisk Baskins the Cannibal Cook by Ian GreyTide Long Jake plays Scott Bacula the Nosfernotu by jake Vaughn Thomas plays Theras the Clockwork Phylactory by Munkymoto Kevin plays Harold Heydat Hertz ...
Feb 14, 2025•2 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 40
After a series of unfortunate events, our band of Hopeless Scvm (and their canine companions) leave the village of Hearth with no real direction. Eventually, they come across a ramshackled cottage in the middle of nowhere. Greeted with a hearty meal and a tall tale of a fabled soup that grants unknown powers, the Scvm decide to check it out. What will the wilds have in store for them? Find out in the first part of this Holiday Special of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm: Levi plays Fisk Ba...
Dec 27, 2024•44 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Well, the time has come... The Seventh Bell has struck... The final Misery has come to pass... How will our Hopeless Scvm deal with The End Of All... Find out on the Season finale of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Phil the Fugitive Knight by All Eyes No Game https://alleyesno.itch.io/mork-borg-fugitive-knight Thomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survivor @munkymoto https://makooti.itch.io/the-occult-ossuary Jake Vaughn as Ardie (Arv) the Indomitable Mountaineer ...
Dec 06, 2024•41 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Our Hopeless Scvm continue to travel through Sarkash in search of the abducted children of Ichorthorn, but not without incident... after incident... after incident... What can possibly happen now? In short... A lot! Find out on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Phil the Fugitive Knight by All Eyes No Game https://alleyesno.itch.io/mork-borg-fugitive-knight Thomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survivor @munkymoto https://makooti.itch.io/the-occult-os...
Nov 25, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 37
With the burden of recovering the abducted children of Ichorthorn, our Hopeless Scvm find themselves traversing through the forest of Sarkash, trying to find clues to where these children might have gone. But what will they encounter along the way? Find out on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Phil the Fugitive Knight by All Eyes No Game https://alleyesno.itch.io/mork-borg-fugitive-knight Thomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survivor @munkymoto http...
Nov 01, 2024•59 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Now that Qillnach, Phil, and Siphylaus have made it to Ichorthorn, it's time for them to settle in. But not before stirring up trouble, in the Arch-Rogue's name, in (and out of) The Wet Knuckle. What have they gotten themselves into and who are they bringing along? Find out on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Phil the Fugitive Knight by All Eyes No Game https://alleyesno.itch.io/mork-borg-fugitive-knight Thomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survivo...
Oct 18, 2024•50 min•Season 1Ep. 35
With Tommy and Qillnach being the lone survivors of The Dusk Funnel, they have some choices to make. Thankfully, The Arch-Rogue has already got plans in motion... What could it be? Find out on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Phil the Fugitive Knight by All Eyes No Game https://alleyesno.itch.io/mork-borg-fugitive-knight Thomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survivor @munkymoto https://makooti.itch.io/the-occult-ossuary Jake Vaughn as Siphylaus the ...
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 34
When we last left our Hopeless Scvm, they were making their way out of the Dusk Funnel and into yet more danger. Will any of them make it out alive? Find out when Sasha rides the pig, Qillnach, Tommy, and Skreech get swallowed, and Svind gets tossed around, on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survivor @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1 Jake Vaughn as Svi...
Sep 23, 2024•42 min•Season 1Ep. 33
As we go back to where we left our original group of Hopeless Scvm, nothing really has changed... Sasha is still standoff-ish, Svind is still bumpin' the Powdah, Qillnach is still out for revenge, Tommy is still trying to hold it together, and Skreech is still along for the ride, on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survivor @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling...
Sep 06, 2024•53 min•Season 1Ep. 32
With the end most certainly near, our remaining Wretched Scvm make a last-ditch effort to right the wrongs of those before them. But will it work in their favor? Find out in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm: Levi plays Brallis the Catacomb Saint by Makooti Jake plays Sabastian the Blighted Merman by Chalkdown and Djunn Thomas plays Balmfrid the Death Witch by Bracken Macleod Walt plays Prügl the Nachthex by Strega Wolf van den Berg This episode features: Black Antlers by Da...
Aug 23, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 31
After their battle with the inhabitants of the woods, our wretched Scvm finally make their way to the ominous monolith. But, of course, the direct path is not always the easiest. Find out what's come between them when Brallis comes up on coin, Mobius becomes one with nature, Balmfrid has another under contract, Grubbs looses his head, and Prügl tries to mount up in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm: Levi plays Brallis the Catacomb Saint by Makooti Jake plays Mobius the Indom...
Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 30
With the weather taking it's toll on our wretched Scvm, they make their way to the treeline... But are they alone? Find out when Grubbs confronts his personal demons, Mobius can't handle his drink, Balmfrid shows them all how it's done, Brallis loses his grip, and Prügl takes a personal day in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm: Levi plays Brallis the Catacomb Saint by Makooti Jake plays Mobius the Indomitable Mountaineer by Rugose Kohn Thomas plays Balmfrid the Death Witch b...
Jul 26, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 29
As our Scvm make their way through blizzard to try and figure out what happened to the meat supply, they find themselves...distracted...with Pyro and Jotna going sledding, Kethvin taking a plunge, Prügl and Brallis taking in the sights, and Mobius and Balmfrid digging up old shit... mainly Grubbs... in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm: Levi plays Brallis the Catacomb Saint by Makooti Jake plays Pyro the Brazen Blacksmith by Ceph and Mobius the Indomitable Mountaineer by Rug...
Jul 12, 2024•52 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Our alternate group of hopeless scvm find themselves in the Witch's shack, hoping to get out of the elements and possibly some information. Will either pan out? Find out as Brallis helps with dinner, Pyro and Kethvyn do the heavy lifting, Jotna can't hold her stew, and Prügl stares off in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm: Levi plays Brallis the Catacomb Saint by Makooti Jake plays Pyro the Brazen Blacksmith by Ceph Thomas plays Kethvin the Bog Water Apothecary from Dwellers...
Jun 28, 2024•57 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Meanwhile, in the distant north, a ragtag group of survivors take it upon themselves, with the promise of silver, to find out the cause of the salted reindeer meat delay... Will it work out, or will the trail go cold as CraigAllen plows a path, Pyro and Kethvyn take a walk, Jotna gets a piercing, and Prügl tags along in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm: Levi plays CraigAllen the Suicidal Settler by Daniel Harila Carlsen Jake plays Pyro the Brazen Blacksmith by Ceph Thomas p...
Jun 14, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Our hopeless scvm find themselves in the face of their biggest obstacle to date. But who, or what, is it? Find out this week as Sasha and Svind can't keep their hands off each other, Qillnach takes up climbing, and Tommy and Skreech take a swim, on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survivor @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1 Jake Vaughn as Svind the Mutat...
May 31, 2024•37 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Our hopeless Scvm find themselves in hot pursuit of a powdah-fueled party member, as they go deeper into the Dusk Funnel. Can it get any worse? Find out this week as Sasha hitches a ride, Qillnach guides the elderly, Tommy starts to unravel, Svind catches up on some reading, and Skreech reaches out and touches someone, on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survivor @munkymoto Kevin We...
May 17, 2024•31 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Our Hopeless Scvm find the source of the Powdah. But, do they realize it? Find out this week as Sasha throws a fit, Rusig overdoes it, Qillnach wakes up, Tommy tries to hold it together, Svind gets rejected, and Skreech gets his fix, on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Rusig the Bearer of Woes and Qillnach the Profane Survivor @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1 Jake Vaughn a...
May 03, 2024•50 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Our Hopeless Scvm continue their descent into the Dusk Funnel in search of the Powdah. Sasha throws a fit, Rusig overdoes it, Tommy tries to hold it together, Svind gets rejected, and Skreech gets his fix, on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Rusig the Bearer of Woes @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1 Jake Vaughn as Svind the Mutated Goblin @vaughnhaus Nate Seibert as Skreech...
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Upon learning the contents of the message they carry, the Hopeless Scvm go spelunking… for the Powdah! Sasha makes some new friends, Rusig drops in, Tommy gives in to his curiosity, Svind makes his pitch, and Skreech charges his battery in this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Rusig the Bearer of Woes @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1 Jake Vaughn as Svind the Mutated Goblin @vau...
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 21
Our Hopeless Scvm reconfigure and leave Schleswig for Galgenbeck, but they must make another stop first. If they can make it, that is, without “uninvited guests”. Sasha gets an Unheroic Feat, Rusig sheds tears, Tommy delivers a chair-shot, Jimmy Dean wraps it up, Svint shows up, and Skreech wears an Aladdin vest, on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Rusig the Bearer of Woes @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tomm...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Our Hopeless Scvm end things with the shit cult, and Toddward becomes something… else in this conclusion to Chvrch ov the Worm. Sasha explodes, Wemut finally does it. Tommy visits his uncle, Tvrdwad transcends, and Skreech gets an escort on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1 Jake Vaughn as Tvrdwad the Feculent One @va...
Mar 08, 2024•56 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Our Hopeless Scvm come face-to-face with the shit-cult leader and its rejecting servants, deep under the cesspits of Schleswig. Sasha says his name, Wemut sees the light,Tommy finds the key, Toddward takes the plunge, and Skreech has had enough on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1 Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitut...
Feb 23, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Our Hopeless Scvm enter the Cesstine Chapel, but what they find is just a bunch of religious crap. Levi doesn’t have a name, Wemut is still “alive”, Tommy is still here as well, Toddward conjures vomit, and Skreech comes back in this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as ??? the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1 Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhau...
Feb 09, 2024•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 17
With a shit-eating cultist in their clutches, our Hopeless Scvm find where they need to go: the cesspits of Schleswig. Peewee harvests some… materials, Wemut has a harsh revelation, Tommy has nothing better to do, Toddward ruins his smoking jacket, and Dorian comes back on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Peewee the Tormented Toymaker Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1 Jake Vaugh...
Jan 26, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Finally arriving in Schleswig, the Hopeless Scvm run into a familiar face bearing bad news, but word of a disgusting new cult has them searching through the lowest places to find what they need. Peewee uses his eye, Wemut fires one off, Gruno plays the hero, Toddward plays the flute, and Skreech flails around and finds out on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Peewee the Tormented Toymaker Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto Kevin Wel...
Jan 12, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 15
A young, pregnant woman claiming to carry the “child of Nechrubel” and her elderly husband are escorted from Schleswig to Galgenbeck by a ragtag group of Scvm to escape persecution from King Fathmu IX. The final Misery is nigh! Will they make it to Galgenbeck before the child is born? Find out as Deuce holds it tight, Wemut is still here, Skutz high-fives Kurl, Kurl keeps her warm, Melville puts some pants on, and Hatchet brings in some friends in this Antichristmas Special of Flail to the Face....
Dec 29, 2023•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Our Hopeless Scvm continue towards Schleswig, this time crossing Wastland, but they don’t do it alone. Lefty shish-kabobs a shit-crow, Wemut finally wins, Rundle becomes a statistic, Toddward visits an outhouse, Skreech offers the leftovers, and Grittr gains an entourage, in this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook and Peewee the Tormented Toymaker Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of...
Dec 15, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 13
