Five Things And A Song

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Comedy

Each week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.

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Episodes

Ep 15 - A Nostalgia Field

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Ripoffs / Weird Twitter / Deals / Pledge Drives / Apps / A Song

Mar 11, 2014•40 min

Ep 14 - A Threesome With Snow White

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Corporate Slogans / The Motherly Instinct / American Apparel / Places You Love Closing / Flip Flops/ A Song

Feb 26, 2014•34 min

Ep 13 - The Beard Boat

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Pep Talk Songs / Animal People / Volunteering / Beards / Ira Glass on Beginners / A Song

Feb 21, 2014•33 min

Ep 12 - Boyfriend From America

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Online Personas vs. Real Life Personas (Twitter Romance) / Thievery / Valentines Day / Art Jealousy / Super Bowl Blues / A Song

Feb 10, 2014•38 min

Ep 11 - Life Juices

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Wedding Registries / The Devil & Daniel Johnston / Blood Donation / Vegetarianism / LA Comedian Podcasts / A Song

Feb 05, 2014•37 min

Ep 10 - Titty Slayer

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Being late / Chick Lit / Wingmen / Dyso / Meditation / A Song

Jan 26, 2014•42 min

Ep 09 - Killer Tofu

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Kale / Fake British Accents / The Future / John Stamos / Banana Almond Smoothies / A Song

Jan 21, 2014•34 min

Ep 08 - A Personal 9/11

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Lying/ Crafts/ Pubes/ Adult Friendship/ Art Fueled By Tension/ A Song

Jan 13, 2014•41 min

Ep 07 - Wearing Paunts

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Juicing / Name Association / Colds / "Aunt" / Shitty Movies / A Song

Jan 07, 2014•32 min

Ep 06 - Desperately Trying Not To Vomit

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Faking Orgasms / XMAS Gifts for Parents / Puking / Aspirations / Phone Conversations / A Song

Dec 30, 2013•44 min

Ep 05 - Mom's Basement

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Starbucks Baristas / Mixtapes / Moving Back in with Parents / Clothing Swaps / Best Christmas / A Song

Dec 23, 2013•30 min

Ep 04 - Long Underwear Up in the Club

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Mucinex People / Food Delivery Apps / Amazon Delivery Drones / Hats / Death of Paul Walker / A Song

Dec 16, 2013•30 min

Ep 03 - Adult Weirdo Night

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This Week: Shopping Addiction / Urinals / Roller Rinks / Marriage vs. Singleness / Cargo Shorts / A Song

Dec 08, 2013•28 min

Ep 02 - What Have You Done to Yourself?

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Crossfit / Weight Loss / Nerdist Kids in the Hall / Tinder / Birthdays / A Song

Dec 02, 2013•29 min

Ep 01 - A Lot of Selfies for a Boy

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Salsa Dancing / What if real life were exactly like facebook? / Condoms / Better Than Something / Keys / A song

Nov 26, 2013•36 min

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