This week Bjorn and David review reviews of the wildest season of the Bachelor, while also discussing sports jerseys, Game of Thrones, crossovers, scandals, and Colton Underwood. Stay tuned for the big reveal at the end!
Pod Five Star when we gotta jibboo, Five Star gotta jibboo!! This week Bjorn and David review reviews of what happens when a free-flowing jam band goes mainstream (at least according to their “phans”) while also discussing tripping on magic mushrooms, Disney World, cluster flies, and cool merch.
This week David is joined by special guest Marietje Hauprich as they review reviews of one of their favorite shows while making their best attempts at impressions of the Curb cast!
Everybody get up, it’s time to pod now, we’ve got a review going down, welcome to the Five Star! Now you’re here, lend an ear to the Five Star! All right! This week Bjorn and David review reviews of yet another movie that’s been remade while also laying up conversations about grail shoes, British sports, and good vs. great entertainment. Special guests include the Looney Tunes and Hannibal Lecter.
Hello Clarice, this week Bjorn and David review reviews of a prequel to the film that actually contains the “Hello Clarice” line, while also veering off to discuss Michael Petersen, IKEA furniture, self-help books, and the difference between horror and thrillers.
This week Bjorn and David review reviews of a classic Disney film that as far as we know has not been remade yet and has no need to be, while also veering off to discuss Disney remakes, CGI, and skateboarding.
Light up the trick candles and pop the champagne! Bjorn and David celebrate the podcast’s one year anniversary by reviewing reviews of a fun flick with an interesting variation on the Groundhog Day formula, while also veering off to discuss MoviePass, Ohio, and David’s iPhone battery. Light up the trick candles and pop the champagne!
Comedian and Cat Mom Marietje Hauprich is back in the studio subbing in for David to talk about cats, Catnip, and read some reviews of her cats favorite toy the the Yeowww! Catnip Toy, Yellow Banana!
In this episode Bjorn is joined by special guest, friend and comedian Marietje Hauprich! Together they get a chance to nerd out about video games in quarantine and share thoughts on the perfect game for playing while stuck at home (unless you like to share), Animal Crossing New Horizons. Grab your Switch and your copy of the game and laugh along with these two in this island hopping adventure of Five Star Review!
Buckle up folks! Bjorn and David are reviewing reviews of the newest Griswold Family Vacation while also discussing Christina Applegate, driverless cars, and being joke forward. Special guests include Mickey Mouse and a toddler.
This episode may be perhaps the most controversial Five Star Review yet, as Bjorn and David break down the illustrious Apple Watch while also discussing time management and trying to figure out what an ECG is. Special guests include Dr. Claw, Miss Piggy, and a Canadian.
Splish Splash, Daryl Hannah in a bath! This week Bjorn and David dive into reviews of a potentially problematic 1984 blockbuster that may or may not live up to its PG rating, while also discussing Tom Hanks, Ron Howard, and Son of Beast. Special guests include Iago, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Robin Williams.
Scooby Dooby Doo, what happened to you!?? Like, this week Bjorn and David review and review reviews of a polarizing new spin on an old classic, while also deviating to talk about the dentist, grandkids, and Stephen Merchant. Special guests include Spongebob, Plankton, and Scoob himself!
This week Bjorn and David review and review reviews of a “so bad it’s good” classic that’s snaking into their hearts, while also deviating to talk about kidnapping, CGI, and gummy worms on pizza. This episode will leave you breathless!!
This week Bjorn and David review and review reviews of a helluva picture featuring two of their favorite actors: Keanu Reeves and Al Pacino, while also deviating to talk about kids meals, DVD trailers, and Scooby Doo. Special guests include Al Pacino, Owen Wilson, and Hagrid.
This week Bjorn and David hit the links and review reviews of a set used golf balls that’s got some reviewers raving and others pouting in the sand trap. Are they dredged from a lake or sent through a food processor? Hear from special guests including Hank Hill and a hippopotamus while also hearing about topics including skunked beer and Amazon Trail.
Howdy y’all this here episode Bjorn and David prattle about The Daddle, a saddle for dads and not cattle, kids, or coworkers. Is it something fresh and new, or just an overpriced rag with foot loops on it? We’ll let the reviewers decide, along with special guests including Dolly Parton and up and coming country music sensation Kirby Calhoun. Yee haw or whatever Follow us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/fivestarreviewpod/
This week David Kildal and Bjorn RG are back to review reviews of a vibrating food pad that’s pulsating its way into the hearts of millions, all while joined by special guests including Nic Cage, John Mulaney, and the Crash Test Dummies. Your feet will beg you to give this ep a listen. Follow us on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/fivestarreviewpod/ Email Reviews or suggestions to 5starreviewpod@gmail.com
It’s a Five Star Revue!! In this very special episode Bjorn RG, David Kildal, and Nick Scalzone review reviews in song with guest appearances from Bob Dylan and Blink 182 as well as a hot new beat from DJ Nick Nasty as they take a stab at the Michael Kors Mini Slim Runway Stainless Steel Watch!
This week Bjorn and David review reviews of the classic product read about by podcasters everywhere: the Manscaped Lawnmower 3.0. This time, we’ll hear from a cast of characters including DJ Khaled, Bert Kreischer, Bill Burr, Forrest Gump, and the Hormone Monster from Big Mouth. Manscaped hasn’t sponsored us yet, and they might not sponsor us after listening to this episode...
This week Bjorn and David review reviews of a game-changing variation of that clear, cool beverage we know and love and that’s so good even Jesus enjoys it! Hear from a bevy of characters including Gandalf, Macho Man Randy Savage, Louie Anderson, and a goose as they deliberate the merits and flaws of this tasty treat.
This episode Bjorn and David review a titillating performance enhancement solution that’s got folks ranting and raving. Hear from a cast of characters including The Beatles, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fozzie Bear, and Shaq as they determine whether these pills are as hyped as the goat suggests
This week Bjorn and David carve up some reviews of a snow skateboard that’s got both pros and amateurs scratching their heads. Hear from a cast including a skater punk, a parrot, and Blink 182 as they shred these reviews, bruh!
This week Bjorn and David team up with friend and comedian Nick Scalzone as they review reviews of a canned water known for its murderous tendencies! Hear from a wide cast of characters including Mike Tyson, Dracula, and Kermit the Frog as they determine how well this killer canned water can kill!
This week Bjorn and David are joined by comedian and host of The Art of Bombing podcast, Dan Bublitz! Hear them make their best attempts at a variety of voices including Gym Bro, Angry Karen, and a 50’s Salesman while reviewing a classic microphone that they’re all too familiar with.
In this Episode Bjorn RG and David Kildal bulk up on their review game while taking a look at a protein bar that’s got the studio buzzing while working out their best impressions of Ray Romano, Lois Griffin, and a Labrador retriever.
This week Bjorn and David join up with comedian Todd Basil and review reviews of a trombone while failing to pronounce the word “embouchere” in a variety of accents including Minnesotan, Irish, and auctioneer, while also rambling about school band, the Unipiper, and Batman.
This episode Bjorn and David review reviews of a timeless classic (at least to most people) in a variety of accents and impressions including Fozzie Bear and Crocodile Dundee while occasionally veering off to talk about Punchline, VHS Purses, and Halle Berry.
In this episode Bjorn and David introduce an all-new Five Star Review feature that’s sure to make the podcast accentier and impressionier than ever while tackling a toilet timer that’s got folks talking trash, while veering off to discuss libraries, Zoom gloom, showering, and GQ magazine
In this episode Bjorn and David unpack a multi-tool that’s perfect for every Best Boyfriend Ever, or anyone who’s desired a tool with a hammer, pliers, fish scaler, nail filer, and bottle opener while occasionally taking a stab at topics like sweet-as-pie Texas accents, car break-ins, engraved weaponry, and Europeans.
