Five minutes of funny

Brian Grizwald•podcasters.spotify.com

Comedy

Stand-Up

Five minute insights into the ADD driven brain of a sixth grade teacher.

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Episodes

Buzzy Bread

The buzzy bread is what we eat and get the inner smartification that keeps us making the day very juicy in the the dry journey of having oil in the main side of it

Nov 30, 2023•4 min

What's Going On Guys?

New school year, new kids, new words of wisdom.

Sep 17, 2022•5 min•Season 2Ep. 3

Season 2 Episode 2: Shoes Wisely

Slip them on, lace them up, tie the two bunny ears into a loop and pull--let's kick off the 2022 school year with some Shoe You Can Use.

Aug 01, 2022•5 min•Season 2Ep. 2

Season 2, Episode 1: Cake in your hair like you just don't care

Welcome back! Thanks for returning for season 2. Feel free to drop me a line or let me know how your summer went.

Jul 21, 2022•4 min•Season 2Ep. 1

Summer Pig!!

How's your summer? Let me know what you're up to during these crazy hot days. brian.meeker95@gmail.com

Jun 21, 2022•4 min•Ep. 1

0830 Spark

Spark Practice 1st set

Jun 02, 2022•3 min•Ep. 1

Season 1 Finale: The Roller Coaster

Thank you to all the listeners and learners. Have a great summer!!

May 26, 2022•5 min•Season 1Ep. 28

Episode 27: Find Your Thing

Find: Keep looking until you get "it". Your: Their "it" might not be your "it". Thing: What is "it"?

May 06, 2022•4 min•Season 1Ep. 27

Episode 26: Welcome to the crazy train

Welcome to the greatest job you'll ever have--teaching in Santa Rosa County. If you forget everything else, remember to laugh at yourself. Your students are laughing at you and it is good to share an experience with them.

Apr 28, 2022•3 min•Season 1Ep. 25

Episode 25: Everyone Has A Plan

I'd rather give myself a root canal than make a seating chart.

Apr 19, 2022•6 min•Season 1Ep. 25

Episode 24: Press Zero for Moron

A call center shouldn't argue with me about how to spell my name, call me back and then make me wait for them to come to the phone, or transfer me to a farm in Bangladesh.

Apr 05, 2022•5 min•Season 1Ep. 24

Episode 23: Unbearable

I can barely tell you enough about bears.

Mar 29, 2022•6 min•Season 1Ep. 23

Episode 23: Burrito Bombs

Ever been so mad you threw a Burrito Supreme? Me either.

Mar 21, 2022•5 min•Season 1Ep. 23

Episode 22: I want to know, have you ever smelled the rain?

If you think I'm spending $98 for a bottle of fake rain water or a jar of pretend laundry soap, you've eaten one too many Tide pods.

Mar 14, 2022•6 min•Season 1Ep. 22

Episode 21: Bougie Bread

Basic bread for a basic Brian.

Mar 11, 2022•5 min•Season 1Ep. 21

Episode 20: Bean Juice

Milk comes from cows. Coffee comes from beans. End of story.

Mar 06, 2022•5 min•Season 1Ep. 20

Episode 19: Garbeje—Garbage

If you are an adult making an idiot out of yourself at a kid’s sporting event, you are garbage. If you are an adult ruining a spelling bee, you are g-a-r-b-e-j-e, garbage.

Mar 02, 2022•6 min•Season 1Ep. 19