Creeptobscare returns! Chris whisks us away to a spooky cay (it's like a little island) absolutely crawling with kitty cats! Seriously, it's scarier than it sounds. Chris dodges a billion booby traps! Matt sees a cat parade! Ok, it's kind of cute.
Oct 05, 2021
This week, Chris joins everyone's favorite team of mythological heroes, Matt's fictional parents decide to exploit a child, and a highly-anticipated illustration delivers confusion and disappointment!
Sep 28, 2021
This week, Matt saves the day and is home in time for breakfast, and Chris stands up to a horrifying monster... the monster of bullying! Also, a regular monster!
Sep 21, 2021
This week, Chris is used as a prop in a wet and wild god fight, and Matt takes some quiz revenge with the help of a premium user and it goes just fine, thank you very much!
Sep 15, 2021
This week, Chris finds out exactly the kind of guy Hercules actually is, Matt sets a rather large swath of Earth on fire, and God allows a google search to happen that should never have been allowed to happen. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT GREEK MYTHS the answers are always gross.
Sep 07, 2021
This week, it's like a whole new book as the brothers Yule tackle a very unfamiliar story branch. Chris rides in a big cup! Matt Wakandas Crete! Plus, Almost-Halloween is in the air, and you know what that means... Chris is seeing frankensteins everywhere!
Aug 31, 2021
This week, the brothers Yule do some vital book-janitoring in order to tidy up a couple of adventure twigs. Will this be the last time Chris fails to rescue Persephone? Are Matt and Minotaur never to meet again? It's emotional! To a degree!
Aug 24, 2021
This week, Chris sits on a cloud TWICE; Matt ends up saying some final words that echo sadly back through history; and you may not currently know what the Mom-Hand Glamour, Mom's Glamhammer, Phantom Mom Hand, Mama Glamhammer and rocker Graham Hamburglar have in common, but you will soon!
Aug 17, 2021
This week, Chris chooses the coward's path and is rewarded appropriately, Matt fights through tragedy and finds a magical ending and illustration that just might be the best in the book, and an age-old childhood mystery is explained. APPLECORE. BALTIMORE. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? We are!
Aug 10, 2021
This week, Matt makes a decision that he's pretty sure will bring about his sudden demise (it does) and Chris puts everything on the line when he Quests-Out on a Live Read! Hope you like secret treasures and private sea shells!
Aug 03, 2021
This week, Matt has a tragical romantical beautiful boyfriend Victorian tragedy that will make you weep with joy AND sorrow, and Chris finds a "touching" ending and WINS THE BOOK HARDER THAN ANY OTHER BOOK EVER.
Jul 27, 2021
This week, Matt wins the book at the expense of an innocent child's life, and Chris wins the book at the expense of an innocent child's life COME ON! SRSLY?! Hey, don't panic! It's ancient Greece! Lots of kids died as a narrative device! Maybe they won't get the same read?
Jul 20, 2021
Yay! New book day! The brothers crack open their new adventure, but will they get very far? Nope! But never fear, there's lots going on! New music! New jangles! All the same old goofs! And for all you video-gamers... Hades shows up! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Jul 13, 2021
Ok seriously maybe THIS week will be the boys final dragon adventure! It's possible! Chris is totally lost but Matt says he knows what to do so then again MAYBE NOT! Plus, you voted and the next book will be THE THRONE OF ZEUS!
Jul 06, 2021
This week could be the very last read of this book! Chris and Matt just have to not be total doofs and you know how well that tends to work out! Plus, the guys announce the next round of books for YOU THE USERS to vote on! And you had better like 'em... because YOU picked 'em!
Jun 29, 2021
This week, the brothers are back together after three long weeks apart. Matt attempts to take a hit in the name of book janitoring buts ends up beating the book! Chris has NO IDEA what's going on! Also, could this be the penultimate read of this book?
Jun 22, 2021
This week, the madness comes to a punchy end as the brothers Yule complete their quest to record three episodes in a single night. Matt has his most epic read in the HISTORY OF THE PODCAST! Chris has a TRUE DWARVEN FEAST! Tarlane TAKES AN ACTUAL SHOWER!
Jun 15, 2021
This week, the brothers continue on their quest to record three episodes in a single night, an artificial intelligence reveals one of Zarvus' early adventures, and Chris and Matt both hate their reads!
Jun 08, 2021
This week, the brothers Yule invite you to part one of a three-week epic event as they attempt to record three episodes in a single night! Also, Chris uncovers Tarlane's secret plan!
Jun 01, 2021
This week, the magical rope finally gets its moment to shine, Chris digs up Drod's backstory with the help of artificial intelligence, and Matt goes to hell.
May 25, 2021
This week, a teeny old mystery is solved, a huge new mystery is revealed, Matt becomes indispensably good at something indescribably dumb, and Zarkon shoots a magic rope at Chris. Adventure!
May 19, 2021
This week, Matt scores big on a short run, Chris learns more about the mysterious dragon master Tarlane, and someone goes in a cave and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Sigh. You will.
May 11, 2021
This week, Zarkon shows off for Matt, Chris gets himself into a tight spot, and the brothers full-on make characters to add a whole new layer of fun and competition to these already rad reads! Let's RPG!
May 06, 2021
This week, Matt sees a softer side of Zarkon, Chris like FULLY crosses a line, and the guys realize something important about apostrophe placement just a little too late...
Apr 27, 2021
This week, it's time for a whole new book so get ready to be rocked with magic and mystery and dragons and wizards and treasures! Also, Chris updated the "You Did It" song and it now sooo long and fast! New book, let's do it!
Apr 20, 2021
The God Bunny is back again, so it's time for some light-hearted fun! Sure, the guys only read this book once a year and, if the worst were to happen and they got the same read, that would add an ENTIRE YEAR to finishing this book, but what are the chances of that happening? Also, let's VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK!
Apr 06, 2021
Hold on to your cloacas! This week, the brothers are down to the very last ending - but who's winning the book, you ask? IT'S A TIE! This final read could make all the difference… Unless they both get the last ending in which case it's down to who saw the most dinos! THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH OR WHATEVER!
Mar 30, 2021
This week, Matt leads his party to Sabrecraft and safety, Chris abandons his party to die in a volcano explosion, and OH WOW YOU GUYS there's only 3 endings left! Will this be the penultimate episode of Dinosaur Island?
Mar 23, 2021
Happy Fey Day! Join Chris "Magic Wings" and his brother Matt "Twiddle Foots" as they take their first ever journey into a magical new adventure. Hold on to your tiny, magic hats because they're about to be blown right off!
Mar 17, 2021
This week, Chris' read gets dark on a level he was not expecting, Matt is viciously punished for being a child who would like to look at dinosaurs, and Arturo just keeps getting scarier. Join us for a seriously traumatizing week on Dino Island!
Mar 09, 2021