This week, Chris gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Also, Matt gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Oh no! Did they get the same read? Will Matt have to do two sad pizza parties back-to-back? Oh, also, Matt reveals his sad personalized pan pizza party and it's disgusting. Enjoy!
Mar 02, 2021
This week, the Yules are joined by the internet's very own uncle Asterios Kokkinos from the extremely good and extremely cyberpunk podcast, Jacked! Get ready to run a hardline to the mainframe because the year is now 2098 and all of your cybers are about to be hacked!
Feb 23, 2021
This week, Chris is helpless in the face of a terrifying non-dinosaur threat, Matt looks on helplessly as children watch adults die in horrible ways, and yes we can make choices so we're not totally helpless but there's only so much you can do. It's a fun-time show!
Feb 16, 2021
This week, Matt uncovers LeBeau's amazingly weird and insidious plot, Chris can't remember what happened to him, and it's time for dino drinks!
Feb 09, 2021
This week, Chris has an epic adventure on an island full of dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Matt gets to make a whole, entire, single choice over the course of reading 12 thrilling pages of text! Was picking a 13-ending book a mistake? No way! WOO NEW BOOK DAY!
Feb 03, 2021
This week, your boys are graced with the dang delightful presence of Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder, to continue our adventures in the land DOWN UNDAH (woof sorry). Plus, find out what books YOU get to choose from for the Yuleses' next journey!
Jan 26, 2021
Enough, already! This week, the boys are marathoning the ENTIRE REST OF THIS BOOK in a single, epic episode! But will they be able to find the remaining 10 endings PLUS the hidden 11th? Here's hoping! Also, there will be Yeti crabs!
Jan 19, 2021
This week, Chris meets some folks beneath the sea and immediately bails on them, Matt meets some folks beneath the sea and refuses to bail them out, and someone feels the need to Quest-Out a Live Read!
Jan 12, 2021
This week, Matt's adventure is a total fluke, Chris goes all double-oh-seven for the Nodoors, and you are definitely not ready for RANDYMAN!
Jan 05, 2021
This week, Chris is TOTALLY BETRAYED, Matt finds a whole new storyline MAYBE, and the guys are celebrating the new year with a couple of REAL positive attitudes. Happy New Year, dear Users!
Dec 29, 2020
Krampus Days are here again! Your favorite child-eating Xmas monster returns for another year of Yeti-searching. He's brought a brand new challenge, and the surprise guest you'd least expect. Oh, and it's up to the Yule boys to SAVE CHRISTMAS!
Dec 23, 2020
This week, Chris crushes all previous Read Tease jangles with his new piano playing skills, Matt might have found a whole new branch of stories, and another narrative loop is discovered. Is this book never-ending?! No! It just feels that way!
Dec 16, 2020
This week, Chris leaves his last page to read live because he thinks it could be "one of the greats" (it is not) and Matt discovers an infinite loop so we can keep this underwater party going FOREVER, BUDDIES!
Dec 08, 2020
This week, Chris gives up his human form! Matt does the unthinkable! Someone gets eaten by a fish! But was the fish big or not very big? Find out now!
Dec 02, 2020
This week, the brothers realize there are only two endings left in this holiday tradition! Will year three be the final year of this autumnal adventure? Or will they totally blow it? Also, let's rename everything having to do with this problematic holiday!
Nov 24, 2020
This week, Chris strikes out on a bold new path and finds happiness in sea plants, Matt discovers a final sentence that works even better as a first sentence than the actual first sentence, and we find out what today's number is!
Nov 17, 2020
This week, the brothers dive back into the briny deep! Chris blasts his way out of a trap, Matt rethinks this whole adventuring thing, and neither brother remembers what the heck is going on!
Nov 10, 2020
That's right! We're never going back under the sea! This week, Chris and Matt welcome special guest Hari Conner, illustrator and author of the amazing interactive fiction book, Into the Dungeon. It's awesome! It has character sheets and a guy ate Matt's finger!
Nov 03, 2020
Creeptobscare comes to a creepy conclusion with the return of Finish It!'s traditional Halloween read! This year, Chris holds hands with monsters and runs home, and Matt hides from monsters in a box which goes badly.
Oct 27, 2020
This week, Matt braves Milo the Mutant's monstrous mystery maze, and Chris gets sucked into some comic books and dies horribly at the hairy hands of Professor Y as the Y's Guys look on helplessly. THE HALLOWEEN FUN CONTINUES!
Oct 20, 2020
In this very special Friday edition of Finish It!, Chris runs into trouble of the PIRATE SKELETON kind, Matt runs into trouble of the TRIPPING AND DROPPING THINGS kind, and Creeptobscare continues with a new book that is chock full of trouble of the TROPICAL kind!
Oct 16, 2020
Creeptobscare is here! Strap in for the first of four weeks of spooptacular chills as Matt decides to make everyone listen to some kids get menaced by an evil suit of armor!
Oct 13, 2020
This week, Matt manages to save all of Atlantis from certain doom with the help of an old man with a good memory, and Chris has funding issues. Plus, it's time for a Halloween announcement!
Sep 29, 2020
Celebrate back-to-school times with the guys as they take what they thought would be a light-hearted, spoopy break from underwater adventure, only to find that this book is a straight-up Stephen King nightmare factory.
Sep 22, 2020
This week, it's a tight battle for who wins the read as Chris masters Atlantean pop music and Matt teams up with... an evil king?!
Sep 15, 2020
This week, Matt flees from a shark badly and Chris takes part in a peaceful revolution that is violently put down but hey listen anyway! It's still escapism somehow!
Sep 08, 2020
Are you interested in hearing TWO brothers get FOUR endings in TWO reads in ONE week? If so, you are a very niche audience (hearts hearts hearts), and this episode will please you exceedingly.
Sep 02, 2020
This week, both brothers die quickly and badly. But which brother dies least badly, thereby securing a winning read and taking one tiny step closer to earning themselves a get-out-of-sad-pizza-party-free card? Who cares! Underwater adventure awaits!
Aug 25, 2020
This week, Chris has a guy say "You see our secret" to him which is unsettling, Matt does something so terrible even the book can't believe it, and if you like lasers you'll love both of this week's reads! It's lousy with lasers!
Aug 18, 2020
A new adventure begins! Join the Yule brothers as they dive deep into the briny blue in search of Atlantis! With 42 endings it's essentially impossible that they'd get the same read right out of the gate, right? RIGHT?!
Aug 11, 2020