It's America's best week! Celebrate what's left of the place as the guys attempt to help good ol' George Washington with some secret spy stuff. Chris gives George a mighty gift! Matt gets eaten alive again but not by a cool bear! U-S-A!
Jul 03, 2025
This week, Chris takes a very literal leap of faith; Matt finds a new park, new monster, new story branch, and an entire new kind of ending; and everything is feeling very BOFFO!
Jun 28, 2025
This week, Matt learns to stop worrying about looking cool, Chris unfolds a myriad of possible universes or perhaps none at all, and we're stretchin' it out!
Jun 19, 2025
This week, the Wild Card strikes hard sending your boys on a new(ish) trip! Chris learns a little alien tongue! Matt is become the ender of stories! Jollibee gets reviewed!
Jun 06, 2025
This week, Chris says goodbye to a dear dear friend, Matt is asked one of the most disconcerting questions he's ever heard, and the Earth blows up again!
May 30, 2025
This week, Chris loses faith, Matt goes viral on ClipClop, and you must remain wary of the wild flap! [Sorry if you tried to listen previously and the audio was bonkers. It's now fixed!]
May 23, 2025
This week, Chris gets fired, Matt meets the president, and someone has a major breakthrough! It's 100% chuckles and winks!
May 09, 2025•59 min
This week, Matt gets called an idiot to his face over and over and rightfully so, Chris does a boo boo on his first day on the job, and the brothers do math in real time and hoo boy it ain't pretty!
May 01, 2025
This week, Chris goes full clean slate! Matt gets an ending so bleak he is compelled to apologize! John Muir was eaten by the monsters he loved!
Apr 22, 2025
This week, Chris joins the wild rumpus! Matt retires happily after 40 mostly good years! The Sad Pizza Party livestream has an actual date! Send us your impression and physical challenge requests! Please be gentle!
Apr 17, 2025
This week, Chris becomes a real heartbreaker, Matt learns all about monsters all over the world, and Chris forms an unexpected bond! Anything is possible with raw chicken!
Apr 11, 2025
This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week's Wild Card is delightfully cruel!
Mar 27, 2025
O yay o yay o yay! It's Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let's all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess!
Mar 21, 2025
This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol' fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes!
Mar 07, 2025
This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it's a totally "live" call-in "show"!
Feb 27, 2025
It's the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt picks a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There's singing but please manage your expectations!
Feb 21, 2025
Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for "suckers," and it's Lovey-Dovey day but we don't lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you're into it!
Feb 14, 2025
Chris tastes flight with the ManBats yet again, but in a very different way! Matt goes to jail and saves the whales! Someone gets a jump on a future endeavor! And there's a pirate submarine!
Jan 31, 2025
Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more are back to celebrate with the guys! Matt boned up on previous reads, but a rogue Wild Card means he can't help! Will new endings be found? WILL WE EVER FINISH THIS BOOK?!
Jan 23, 2025
Chris finds an unexpected new life down a dark hole! Matt watches a bus full of schoolchildren get eaten! Everyone is shirking responsibility for their actions! Happy New Year!
Jan 15, 2025
Krampus is back and he's got a song in his "heart"! The guys read a new wintery book by "special request"! Everyone's all "Daryl in the Halls and John in the Oates"! It's a "gnarly" Choosemastime!
Dec 25, 2024•1 hr 24 min
Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let's range monsters!
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Ooo new book day! You better like National Parks and monster stuff because that's what's up! Chris' read takes a sharp turn into unexpected territory! Matt gets a satisfyingly Packardesque ending! This book has 39 ENDINGS!
Dec 12, 2024
This is it! Will the brothers manage to find the final ending and finish this book for good? Plus, if you thought Chris had a tough time with the Pig Latin Wild Card, wait until you hear him struggle with this one!
Dec 05, 2024
Thankschoosingtime is nigh! Let us give good Gratitudes and take another trip into a horrible day! Chris discovers something he did not know before! Matt learns something new, too! Or perhaps not!
Nov 27, 2024
WOW you guys and these wild cards! Chris tackles another huge wild card challenge while somehow cracking open the last new bit of this book, Matt has a read that is short and sweet (mostly short), and GEEZ this wild card!
Nov 15, 2024
HAPPY CREEPTOBSCARE!
Oct 31, 2024•21 min
Welp, it was inevitable. It's time for spooky clowns. Chris offers a clown the wrongest snack! Matt gets attached to his best friend at the belly! It's an absolute nightmare!
Oct 24, 2024•1 hr
The bros keep on dang truckin' with Matt's read of this excellent Chuck Tingle creation! Will Matt find an ending as rockin' as Chris did? NOPE! But he basically dies, which is cool!
Oct 17, 2024•52 min
It's finally time for the fellas to enter the Tingleverse! Strap in for part one of a two-week journey as the guys fully enjoy the wordsmithing of the Greatest Author of Our Generation!
Oct 17, 2024