Merry Christmas Beaches! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man, your dad, your brother, and friends the best gift of all - The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4.0 Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code [FYB] at Manscaped.com Every guy has MANSCAPED™ on their wishlist, get him products he’ll actually use this holiday season! Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com...
Dec 27, 2021•42 min•Season 1Ep. 128
Hi Beaches, Andy and Rosebud return from the the road to report on their journey from Texas to New Orleans and back home; ie the Covid Caravan. Specifically we discuss one harrowing night in a Roanoke Best Western and the real perils of a cute little mountain town. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man, your dad, your brother, and friends the best gift of all - The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4.0 Get 20% Off + Free Ship...
Dec 20, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 127
Hi Beaches! This week on the pod, we're diving into the new season of "Dexter" and discussing why Michael C. Hall looks like musty theater boy. Rosebud calls out Juul for missing the perfect sponsorship opportunity and Andy is smooth as a dolphin after going nuts with his manscaped trimmer. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man, your dad, your brother, and friends the best gift of all - The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4...
Dec 13, 2021•48 min•Season 1Ep. 126
Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, we're pissed about Roe v. Wade and break down Chinatown abortions. We also have an Italian guide to dating featuring the Cuomo bros and Rosebud has a spiritual experience with acupuncture. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man, your dad, your brother, and friends the best gift of all - The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4.0 Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code [FYB] at...
Dec 06, 2021•43 min•Season 1Ep. 125
Hi Beaches! This week on Find Your Beach, Andy and Rosebud talk about their family's bloody past, Andy has a new job and getting paid in crypto, all of Rosebud's friends are getting pregnant and having kids and we go over our Thanksgiving feast with Bobby Kelly and our fur daughter Mouse. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhay...
Dec 03, 2021•15 min
The situation with our neighbor, the Great American Cunt, has grown even more. #MOUSEGATE is in full effect now. In addition you’ll hear our new takes about Tiger King and Kyle Rittenhouse and the general sense of tension in the world. Thank you Manscape for supporting the podcast. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Subscribe to us on Youtube at www.youtube.com Follow Andy:...
Nov 22, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 124
Hey Beaches, We're back for another Monday ep, unfortunately Rosie got stuck in the Orlando airport, so the we had to do this one over Zoom. We don't like it either! Good news is we're not traveling for a few, so expect that sweet sweet in studio look and feel for the next few of these. In this episode we talk about coaster life, relationship idioms, and Rosie's rebound. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http...
Nov 15, 2021•34 min•Season 1Ep. 123
Hi Beaches! Another podcast on the road. We seem to be doing podcasts and marriage virtually now. Rosebud is in DC with Bert, while Andy holds down the fort in New York City. Listen to all the great ways our lives and relationship improve when we are apart. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://ww...
Nov 08, 2021•10 min
Rosebud is still on the road and Andy is about to go on the road, but fate would have it that they had 3 hours in New York to throw passive aggressive barbs at each other while complaining about their decadent lives and occasionally expressing love. You know; the usual. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes ... Follow Roseb...
Nov 08, 2021•44 min•Season 1Ep. 122
Hi Beaches! This week on the pod, we talk about the awkwardness of kissing a friend...on the mouth! Andy takes up spin cycling at home and Rosebud's feature comedy album "Whiskey Fists" can now be streamed on Pandora! Click the link to listen: https://800pgr.lnk.to/WhiskeyFists TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Foll...
Nov 01, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 121
Welcome back to the beach. For the record, Andy and Rosebud kissed and made up and installed a stylish "Countdown to Divorce" clock in the new bunker. We're taking bets. Also on the pod, Andy's Dad is digging through Rosebud's past skits, we read some of your heartfelt reviews and we still don't give a fuck about the leaves! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Follow And...
Oct 25, 2021•38 min•Season 1Ep. 120
Hi Beaches! Full disclosure, it's been a rough week and it all started with a bad batch of mozzarella sticks. This week on Find your Beach, We listen to some of Rosebud's haunted sleep recordings, turns out she's possessed by the ghost of Annabelle. Andy and Rosebud argue about Fall and Justin Bieber and missing out on the beauties of the natural world. It's a deep one folks. Also, text us your BAD ADVICE questions to be featured on the beach! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subsc...
Oct 18, 2021•38 min•Season 1Ep. 119
Hi Beaches! Come on in, the water is warm! This week on Find Your Beach, Rosebud is kicked off ZocDoc for blowing off half the doctors in New York City, Andy breaks down his plan to invade the Mormon church and we discuss Dave Chappelle's controversial new Netflix special. Make sure you text us your BAD ADVICE questions and your CHILDHOOD TRAUMA stories and you'll get a shout out on the pod! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind t...
Oct 16, 2021•10 min
Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, we're talking about the absurdity of Squid Game, Rosebud reveals some top secret information about the new CDC covid guidelines and Andy talks about his side hustle of selling butthole pics online, you guys - business is booming! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imand...
Oct 11, 2021•44 min•Season 1Ep. 118
Hi Beaches! It's another special patreon episode of Find Your Beach. This week, we're tackling a very sensitive topic. The anatomy of a Karen. We dissect a perfect example of this modern day phenomenon. Also, we go over one of your BAD ADVICE questions and Rosebud and Andy talk about their upcoming trip to Iceland! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach.. . Follow Andy: http:/...
Oct 08, 2021•14 min
Hi Beaches! Welcome back to the beach, pull up a chair. This week on the pod, Rosebud shares her odd experience with her therapist, Andy cums in Matrix code and we're celebrating our 1 year anniversary by busting out our freezer-burned wedding cake - it's disgusting. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud:...
Oct 04, 2021•35 min•Season 1Ep. 117
Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the Beach. This week on the pod, Joe Rogan got us all hyped on America and we're ready to rock out with the sheep! Rosebud talks about her plastic surgery journey and Andy contemplates killing his mom. It's a special episode just for the sexy Patreon members! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyha...
Oct 01, 2021•10 min
Hi Beaches! This week on the pod, Andy is on the road being a good son and an even better nurse. Between putting on compression socks and filling up lemonade we managed to record a podcast. We talk about the art of small talk, needing to impress our parents and the reasons why you would call off work. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram....
Sep 27, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 116
Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to another episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, we're discussing the struggles of a long distance marriage, Rosebud talks about locking her mom in an attic and fighting with Marc Maron and Andy shares the nuances of penis stretching techniques. It's a weird one. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram...
Sep 24, 2021•8 min
Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, Rosebud and Andy take a look at all of the crazy outfits from this year's MET Gala. From Kim Kardashian looking like everyone's nightmare to A$AP Rocky wearing a Captain Crunch Blanket, we are the fashion critics you didn't know you needed - we definitely know what we're talking about. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/find...
Sep 20, 2021•48 min
Hi Beaches, Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, we're talking about our anniversary plans to Iraq (spoiler: we actually don't have any plans), teaching kids how to do cocaine and the weird gifts Rosebud's mom has given over the years. Love you beaches! See you next week. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes.....
Sep 18, 2021•7 min
Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach - this week on the pod, Rosebud is on death's door after OD'ing on Tums, Andy talks about his concerned with teenagers and his highly caffeinated urine and Rosebud is a corporation for abortions! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/roseb...
Sep 14, 2021•36 min•Season 1Ep. 114
Hi Beaches, It's the Andy show on this episode of Find Your Beach. On the pod, Andy talks about his wild trip back to NYC during Hurricane Ida, getting into fights with country hicks and how he plans to move too Iraq to drive a truck. It's a very Andy "pussy hands" Haynes special! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... F...
Sep 10, 2021•7 min
Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to another episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, we connect with our emotions and talk about why it feels so good to cry. Andy and Rosebud discuss becoming "ass people" and prostate milking. In other news, our dog Mouse is twerking with city girls and we talk about why Andy's big break will be on SNL as an old man. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.co...
Sep 06, 2021•37 min•Season 1Ep. 113
Hi Beaches, On this Patreon episode, we're getting deep. Very deep. Rosebud and Andy talk about coming up and grinding in their comedy careers, Andy talks about his struggles with social media and why he should have started therapy later in life and we have a great Childhood Shame" story involving Doritos. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach.. . Follow Andy: http://www.inst...
Sep 03, 2021•5 min
Hi Beaches, Welcome back to a sexy episode of Find Your Beach. On the pod, we're cracking open Andy's childhood, discussing why everyone is a little gay and how phones are fucking up our babies. We also shout out long time supporter of the beach, Mariska Hargitay! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: ht...
Aug 30, 2021•34 min•Season 1Ep. 112
Aloha Beaches! It's a spicy patreon episode this week. On the pod, Rosebud talks about the time Mouse shit on an airplane, we get down and dirty with our favorite types of nipples and why men always breakdown their stats when they're ready to throw down! Ok, love you bye! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes.. . Follow Ro...
Aug 27, 2021•12 min
Welcome back Beaches, Take cover friends! On the pod, we talk about how our parents tried to keep us from becoming gay, sleeping in a tent to get away from your partner and why living in Staten Island is just like living in an Applebee's. This episode is brought to you by Hurricane Henri and the chaos is caused here in NYC. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy...
Aug 23, 2021•44 min•Season 1Ep. 111
Hi Beaches, This is a heartfelt episode for the all the real beaches out there, you know who you are. On the pod, we discuss the differences between hanging out with Liberals and Conservatives, ferrets could be the best baby killers of all and we share our dreams of getting lost in France. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyha...
Aug 21, 2021•9 min
Aloha Beaches! On today's podcast we discuss Andy's plans for being president of the world, our weird body proportions, what being married to Trump would be like and the many sacrifices of being married on this week's episode of Find Your Beach. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram....
Aug 16, 2021•33 min•Season 1Ep. 110
