Right. So what you're about to hear is the recording of the live episode we did at the Hackney Empire to a full house. I want to thank all the audience that came. They were brilliant. And there is a Patreon section to this episode you can find at patreon dot com forward slash Brett Goldstein, where I think there's about twenty five minutes maybe thirty of extra chat with Phil. I want to thank Posts of Productions, Ben Williams and Nami Pinnell, and also the amazing crew at the Hackney Empire.
It was such a good night. Hopefully we'll do another one soon and if we do, if you've missed this one, you must come to the next one, and if you come to that one, come to that one also. This is the full recording of the show, although there are some edits because you have to have a circular trust if you come to the show, and some things that were said there, you know, can't go out in the world. But I think most of us here and I really hope you like it, so let's do it. Look out
it's like, Hello, my name is Brett Goldstein. I'm a comedian, an actor, a writer, a director, a big brave boy, and I love films. As Charles Darwin once said, a man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. I've watched Greece too fucking shit tones because I know the deep value of living well and using my time on this planet in a way that makes me feel happy and spiritually fulfilled. Wow, fair play, Charles Darwin. See even a really smart scientist
knows it's the best one. Every week I invite a special guests over. I tell them they've died. Then I get them to discuss their lives through the films that mend the most of them. Previous guests include Sharon Stone, Jamie a Jamille, Barry Jenkin, Mark Frost and even Ed Gamble. I've got seriously connections because of my agent. But this episode is different. This episode is being recorded at the Hackney Empire with this audience and today's very special guest.
He's a stage actor, he's a screen actor. He's a craig. He's a model. He's a good boy. He's a funny boy. He's a kind boy. He's an award winner. He's a biker. He's a heart throb. He's my nemesis. He's my friend, he's my brother and most of all, he's my lover's he's everyone's second favorite footballer after Danny Rohanus. Please welcome to the show, the Magical, the brilliant, amazing. It's mister Field, does that? Yes, glad yell. That's a lot of people.
You told him James Acaster was going to bed, but they see. Please listen, play your cards right. There's a fucking agent in Phil dans to thank you for doing this. How are you, my friend? I'm very well. I'm very excited to be here. I'm very honored to have been asked. Finally, two hundred and two episodes, you start to get desperate. The point is, though I don't remotely mean it, I love you. I saved special people for the live shows. I love you. Yeah. Now, it's a little fun fact
you might not know about me and Phil. I think we are destined across the ages because before we did ted Lasso together many years ago, when the first plays, I wrote this play that was called Love Remains, and I took it to Edinburgh. I was in it and the first review we got was a one star review that said the plot and then said, who cares anyway, it's most Edinburgh shows. Yeah. Other than that, it was
a great show. But then years later someone had seen it in Edinburgh and they asked me, could I put that play on? I really loved that play and so I went to see that play and the person who was playing me in the play was Phil Danster. That's me. Yeah, and I also did it. That director is here tonight. Fuck, Chriss is here somewhere. Hello, Hello you okay. And we met that night and I remember how obviously stunning your eyebrows were, but also how generous you were with your praise,
and I was terrified to meet you. But well, when I watched you, I was like, because you were playing me, it was the part I played, and I was like, fuck, he's like a fitter, better hotter. I mean you were so fit that I was like, you were too fit to hate, Like my instinct was not too late if I's like, he's just too pretty. Any it's hard and you were very good. Thanks many, thank you. Now. Look feel when I do these podcasts privately, anything can be cut.
If you say something you regret, we can cut it, or if I ask you something personal, we can cut it, but we do have witnesses, so we need a safe word. So if we get into any territory, you're like stop. The safe word is Keyley prefers roy Um. You can say that. You can say that at any point in the I will not mind. That feels one way traffic. No, no, anyway. You're a very good actor, come on, let's admit it. But you ain't done a lot of comedy but for
Ted's true or false true? Yeah, yeah, and that surprises me because you're the funniest people I know, and I can't get through scenes with you, and yet apparently you can also the drama and I just can't imagine it. Very serious. Yeah, you're so serious. You did strike back for years. Yeah, Tits and guns, Tits and guns. He was the tits. Yeah. Did you do like mode pointing guns acting? I mor did movie tapping on laptop. It is amazing how until you play that part you really
believe that they're like looking at something. I keep looking up. I don't know how I can't actually see if I might just be looking at the ceiling like an idiot. Keep your eyes on them, because if you look away, you forget they're there. But you really are just tapping a computer and looking at a blank screen, really and it feels maddening. It feels totally and you're like looking at it like does this look real? I don't know
your brain. You're like, okay, so three six is moving on to coordinate three six two nights and you're like, fucking hell is that there? Here? Am I doing? Okay? Now do you do? You move? Eyes? Yeah? From like top bottom bottom, top top, move left, okay, good good. It's like the internal monologue is just rife. I can't believe you were the computer guy in the tough It was literally the computer guy. Yeah. And then I had some time run around with the gun, which felt like
it would you know? My dad was proud of me. Then yeah, yeah, he's a very violent man. We'll get to that. Um oh Phil, well, fuck, I just turned. I forgot to tell you something now. I think I think, I think, I think I know. I don't know. Oh boy, I should have put this piece of paper at the top. I think I know what you're gonna I don't know, but we're all having a nice time. Yeah, but I just I guess i'd just say it. I think I think I know what you're gonna say, but what you say, No,
we can say the same. We'll go one, two, three, you're dead, finally tell us what brett is short for that? Oh that makes more sense. Yours makes more sense? Okay, oh right, sh okay, I'd have told you if you were alive. Sorry, oh man dead. It's Brythaniel? What is? What is? What? How did you? How did you die? How did you? How did you die? God will miss you? How did you die? It's mad? I was skydiving, yeah, I hadn't been before, pretty nervous, and got ready to
jump out of the plane. And as I jumped out, released my parachute. Bows We're all thinking it released my parachute and gravity just didn't work, and I went out. I think the wind took me and I just went up and left the Earth's atmosphere and just space, just space. I went to space and my my everything popped and it's hideous. God, the old gravity didn't work. It's very tragic when when basic gravity stocks has happened so often. Just tragy, I mean, not a bad way. So basically
you went into the atmosphere and then exploded. Yeah, and it was like a vacuum of space. That's it, that's it, just like some people I know. I just went up and it was like one of those comedy bits where my eyes bulged, and because I think that's it about it's an audio medium and I liked m and my intestines came up my ears. Oh wow, yeah, you could make like a skipping rope. Yeah yeah, your head um right. But it was mostly popping, mostly popping, and bowels coming
out of my belly butt. Yeah. Yeah. It was like a like a magician's handkerchief just coming up. I had time to do. I didn't. I wasn't scared. I was just this mad. It just kept coming. Yeah. Fuck, I wish i'd seen that. I mean, do you worry about death? That seems like a pretty good way to go with the gravity stuff. I used to worry about it quite a lot. When I first sort of really thought about the concept of death and how it is just the
final catastrophe that we will all come to. I think I just didn't really I couldn't really understan like how the universe expands but expanded into nothing. It doesn't really make sense because it's not really part of the human experience. And I think I think I was really worried about it, and it spent I spent a lot of time sort of thinking how unjust it was and how fucking what's the point in anything. Just became a bit of a nihilist.
And then I don't think it's necessarily because of this film, but in Children of Men, which again I don't think it's because of this, but I think it encapsulates like what my thought process was around it. There's a there's a scene in Children of Men in which everyone's infertile. Don't worry, that's not a spoiler, and the human population
as soon to like die out. Don't worry, that's not And Clive Owen goes to see Danny Houston, who inexplicably lives in the Tape Modern and he surrounded himself with these like beautiful artifacts from around the world, and and the end of their conversation, Danny Houston sort of like looks out over that there's a really good like motif of the Pink Floyd album with the pig floating of the thing and just surrounded by beauty basically, and Clive bones it turns around to me, he was like, how
do you do it in a hundred years, none of these sad fuckers are going to be around to see any of this. What's the point? And Danny Houston just sort of turns around and was like, do you know
what I do? Just don't think about it, and then sort of gestures to all this beauty around him, and I think I was like, oh, yeah, I think it's just the beauty of the beauty of life, which I think he just indulges in and appreciates, which is the sort of antidote to the fear of death, I think, and I think that the best you can hope for is just to like be distracted and not think about it. So bringing you on a podcast about death to talk about death probably is the opposite of what you were
going for. Having learned that lesson, I thought I was here to hear about your full name. That's really why I came. You probably be longer, longer. Yeah, you'll get to it. Yeah that's beautiful, listen. I think about definitely, but you're right, we probably should just enjoy. Yeah this stuff, this is nice, And yeah, what do you think happens when you die? I just think what happens before you were born. Just go back to nothingness, Phil, it's Saturday
Night's your fucking podcast. Give him something, Give him something.
I think that there's there's a highlight real at the end, and it's there's Bruce Forsyth is inexplicably alive again, and he's there taking you back being like remember that time that's not his Hey, I'm Bruce, remember that time, Remember that remember that time you lost your virginity And he's in the room with you, and like, so he's wand it so Bruce Forsyth is there watching you lose your virginity and in speaking in a voice that is not his own. This is scarier than nothingness. But I don't
hate it. Is it is the highlights that they all just the sex yead it's briefed for side, like I've edited your life and you're after a while, you're like, you've only included the sex. Bruce. It's an awful lot of it. Didn't anything else? Oh yeah, no I did. This is the best bits, yeah yeah, and the worst ones. He really because he just because again you know, life is a beautiful mixer, Yeah, the best and worst things and also just mondality, and he just the really boring times,
the boring sex yeah, yeah, yeah, it's predominantly that. If I'm pushed for an answer as to what happens when you die, it's probably just replaying those It's the sex real okay, the good, the bad and the boring, the sort of sex we are just like, let's just finish this. Um, just the soundtrack of just ham slapping. Now we're talking. This is now we've got a show. Um, well I've got good news. But in a way, it's sort of
maybe a disappointment. There is a heaven. It's not Bruce at the door, um, but it is Divina McCool and but she also does not sound remotely like herself. She's like hi, yeah, and she's like hi, yeah, welcome, and she shows you your highlight reel ob sex and and what's weird is she does a running commentary over the whole thing and she sort of goes like that was good and all that, and you's that for eight I mean, you have quite a lot of sex fair plate here. It goes on a way. And uh, but also this
I was pretty much right. I mean, I'm I'm amazing that is I was so close. It's just not Bruce, You're very close. What what's your favorite thing, favorite thing in the world. Yes, there's a I mean, there is a reason I'm asking. I just want to know, um, what's your favorite thing? Coffee in the morning right this Heaven. Once you get through the sex reel, which is very long and quite distressing actually to be forced to watch all of it, once you get past that, it's coffee
in the morning time, all the time. Every coffee is coffee in the morning, Bruster Petchel, It's what is Bruster. Bruce is making the coffee. That's he got moved out of the sex for him because he was He kept down like that every time, and it was like people were like, it's inappropriate, Bruce, we're trying to beat. You can do the coffee. So he does the coffee in the morning, and he's like, Hi, does his voice that you like? He does? Hi, here's your coffee in the morning.
And then anyway, everyone's there, all your favorite people to beat the Bruce, and they're very happy to see you. Everyone's excited to see you in Heaven. It's really nice there. And you're by the way, In case you were worried, your intestines have been popped back in good and that string of Pooh popped back in, But I never said anything about the string of pooh your belly button that I was intestines. Oh, I thought that was poo. It
looks similar anyway, They're excited to see you. I'm sorry because now I feel back because I just stuff to load a poom in your belly bind when you got to Heaven and it wasn't even yours. Whose is it might have been Bruce's making all that coffee is constantly He's constantly dropping it right, by the way, It's never normally like this, right. Anyway, They're very excited to see you, and they want to know about your life through film, can you imagine? And the first thing they want to
know is what's the first film you remember seeing? Phil Danster and I'd tell him, I'd say, I'd look him deep in the eyes and I'd say, the first film I remember seeing is James and the Giant Peach. What a banger, great film, cool car, absolute cool caer. David Tuliss's best round as the Earthworm. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Mary Margalis as well. Yeah, it's got a hell of a cast of a car humdinger of a cast. You're talking Simon callo, you're talking, Pete Postlethwait. No one knows
how to really say it. You're talking, You're talking. Susan Sarandan, Susanne's Sands lovely film. Henry Sellick, the man who directed Nightmare Before Christmas with Tim Burton, one of my favorite films, and he also made Coraline. He's fucking brilliant. Where did you see it? Do you remember? I think it was at home. I think it was on a VHS remember them? And I think I just remember watching it over and
over again. But the thing I remember the most about it is the little tiger crocodile tongues, the little green thing, because you know, he's got the little like hot air balloon in his little piece of paper and there's loads of like glow in the dark crocodile tongues that. As soon as Pete Puzzles gives it to him, he's like, don't drop these these are really magic. Don't drop what? Don't drop him? And he's like, cool, all right, because as soon as you they're gonna think don't all right?
All right? See that? Okay? But useless? Did you watch it? You have a you have a brother, don't you do stud Did you watch with studs? I did? Yeah, he's older? Is he? He is older? Was he a nice boy to you? He was a nice boy? Uh? Probably old? M well, doctor, it was sircer years, say, two to five. He probably spent a lot of time I guess throttling me, right, okay, sitting on my chest and like throttling me? How well? Was he twenty five? He was in his mid to
late twenties. I was bored. He was jealous? Yeah, yeah, what what how two and a half years? Okay, worry not, worry not. And then we're after that, post strangling, great friends, post court case. He's a lovely boy. What's the film that scared you the most? Do you like being scared? Hate it? It's as bad as being dizzy. What's the fucking point of being stupid? Stop it? So? Yeah, I love it. What's the film that scared me the most? Yeah?
The Witches. They're so rather good movie. Yeah, terrifying particularly. That's thing again, I don't remember all of it because luckily my brain has blanked that out. Bruce, wass open that we're playing that at the end. Let me tell you, I remember that scene when they all take off their heads and the faces and they're all fucking long. Oh yeah, and they've got really weird bad traveling bonus. Oh yeah, I remember that, mate, go on, that's all my to
be this show. We'll go it. It's so horrible. And they've got like big fucking wide angle lenses, so they're all like their heads are looking massive and weird, and they'll and then the little boys like, oh my fucking god, they turn them into a mouse. It's I think that the feeling of beings. I don't understand the scary move like why do that to yourself? It's a bit like I think that. I think it's a bit like having
spicy food when I'm watching a scary film. If it's too spicy and I can't taste the film underneath, I'm like, I can't. Just ruined my night right, My eyes are streaming, I can't taste anything, and I hate the person who's
made it. I'm like, this is stop doing this. I'm starting to get where they put you as the computer game in scram In there the Witches for those of you you all know, it's directed by Nicholas Rogue, who is the greatest, all time greatest, and he made Don't Look Now, which I think is the greatest, possibly greatest film I made. And he made The Man Who Fell to Worth, and he made walk About and he made Performance.
But I discovered today a film I've never seen of his, which is an eighteen minute short film that is called the Sound of Claudia Schiffer. And it's basically a montage of very beautiful fart noises, beautiful fart noises. It's just like she's sort of just on a trampoline slow motion. I mean, it's a lovely film. I fully understand where it was called the Sound of Her. But you've got you've got a vibe? Can can you give an example? Fun sort of like a beautiful you know, you know
that they'd be lovely. It was sort of sort of like you know what I mean, And if it came near you'd be like, what what fresh? Row? This is this? Anyway? Very good director, hell of a body of work, hell of a body won't imagine? Don't out the witches in the Santa Claudia Shipper? What a CV? What about crying film? Do you cry a lot? I do? I find that I hold it back and I don't like that I do that. I find myself. I don't cry, which I wish.
I'm not a fan of. But the film that made me like, just fully uncontrollably cry was The Pursuit of Happiness is yea with a why with a why? Have you all seen this film? Well, if you haven't seen, I went over it again today in preparation of this. It's King Richard the first it's the it's the same film as King Richard, but he's trying to be a stockbroker instead of make tennis players. It genuinely is exactly
the same film. Like it's a good film. I understand why I wanted to remake it, but it's just lots of him going, hey, let me and let me in this in this case office. But what I think it's quite listen, there's lots to love about it, but it's also quite disturbing because it's about at his dream is
to be a stockbroker. And there's a scene quite early on when he walks past like the stock exchange and he sees people coming at the office and there's like slow motion and they're smiling, and in the voiceover he goes these stockbrokers, they all look so happy, and I'm like Yeah, they're on cocaine. What are you talking about? This is not the end of the rainbow to be a fucking stockbroker? What the hell message is this film? Sad? Isn't it? No disrespect to any stockbrokes, but it's sad,
and it's really sad. Almost makes you cry. Yeah, you were crying about capitalism. I could get it. And you know I was young when it came out. No, I think it. Yes, it's it's a film about you know, the American dream and you know how bleak that is. But it's also about you know, it's about a relationship between a dad and a son and what he'd go through for that. But also it's really about Will Smith doing lots of scenes where he's trying not to cry and that makes me cry. Yeah it does. It does
really good trying not to cry. But then again, it's the whole film is the premise of it is around a typo in the American Constitution. I mean, you know, let's not talk about America's obsession with a piece of paper that was written about three hundred fifty years ago. Yes, thank yes, But it did lead to a great film, a sad film, but a great so it's ups and downs over there. Yeah, but but this, to be fair, this is Will Smith. It is absolute pete, very good.
It's it's post I robot Pope, which I loved. I don't know if it's a good film or not. I robot hitch sucker, I am legend, pre Gemini man preter. Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth, which I loved him in by that. Yeah, I think it's great, very passionate performance. He really you really felt like he may Yeah, you really thought I must remove his wife's name from my mouth. Actually it's been stuck in there and which you're always doing. Really, I really got to
take that out. There's also a scene in it, I mean, and maybe it's true. The whole film is based in a true story, but he keeps sort of handing this guy, big stockbroker guy, can have a meeting, can have this? And the stockbroker is trying to get in the taxi and Will Smith says, oh, I'm going that way, Can I come to? And the guy says yes, which would never happen, And then they're getting a taxi and the
guy's ignoring him because he's got a Rubis cube. And then Will Smith goes and the guy goes like, oh wow, this new thing, and Will Smith goes, I think I could do that, And then Will Smith does the Rubis cube and that's how he wins his respect. What well do we live in it? What film I've ever seen? In hindsight, That's how he becomes a stockbroker because he's got an a taxi with a geezer and Dana Rubis
because he's got a ten gallon head. He's a smart man and everyone goes go, wh will Will Smith, you're so smart, You're so smart, and let me give you my job. I think that's we put you in charge of cubes. To be fair, that is the last time any because they make quite a big deal out of it at the it's the inciting incident. Yeah, and then that's it. Play Ruby's Cube, yeah, and then he just has They never bring it up again. Yeah. When I hired him, I'd be like, where's the fucking Ruby's Cube.
But it does have that scene about the time machine because there's that mad bloke keeps him there's a time machine, and it's that bit makes you cry? Done it when he's like he's just depressed and he's like at the end of his it's tever right. He says that in the film get your bloody get bloody wife's name out of your mouth. I've had it up to here. And he's like desperate, and his son is just like dad, and he's like, I know, and then he just he just drops it all and he's like it is a
time machine. He's like, no, it's not. It is if you just press this button. And then they press it, and then will Smith just drops all the sadness and he's like this dinosaurs everywhere, and it's so joyful and it's like this imagination that's just share between the two of them. It's a really beautiful moment. And then he uses it to get him into the toilet. It's not weird, it's not bad. It's his son, it's his son. It's a son. Like I said, it's the maddest film ever. Yeah, no,
that is. It is. There's lots to love in it. It's a nice choice to feel, what is the film that's meant to be bad? But you love unashamedly valiant. Now this this almost never happens, but Phil Phil sent me his list, and I've normally seen everything and I had not seen this, so I watched it, and I'm a lover. You know that it is bad. It's really bad. It's truly. The animation is like those sort of kids YouTube algorithms that make themselves where it's like, you know,
it's very bad. I didn't understand what was going on. Yeah, it's mad. It's bad. Anyway, tell us why you love it. I think it's just I watched it at the time in my life that I loved war films when I was a kid. Okay, okay, okay, I was a kid when I was younger. Apocalypse Now, Balian Platoon, the list, the list guys are and I think that you know, it's it's a sort of weird Disney version of like Blitz Blighty, and I was sort of I really liked
that sort of history and quite a perverse way. I realized now that I was obsessed with the Second World War and I was like, but they were all moving in the same direction, and I think that's what we need now in this country. When I was twelve, I don't know, man, Like, it's probably just rubbish and it's got terrible rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which we all know is the it's the doesn't always mean they're right, but in this case they're absolutely right. Yeah, And it's got
a it's got an amazing cast. It's got a mad cast. You know, you're Hugh Lauries, you're you Mcgregoryrasy, You're Ricky Jervases, you know Sharon Horgan. Yeah, plays a French person mouse, a French mouse. It's all it's about. For those of you who hadn't seen it, I can't imagine you haven't. But if you haven't, um, it's about It's about carrier pigeons in the Second World War and how brave they were, actually guys, and they saved lives. For those of you
haven't seen it, you're fine. What I love that. On the other hand, what's the film you used to love but you've watched it recently and you thought this is not for me anymore? Starship Troopers? Oh dear, Oh, you're fine with Valiant. But yeah, wow, I didn't know that would be so controversial. What do you think of it? I think it's fine. I think it's I think it's it's it's one of his Um, it's about Nazis, right there, the Nazis. It's all then it's all about fascism, but
it's shot like it's subversive. You're watching the heroes are actually Nazis. Basically, that's what it is, right, Love it, take it back, love it. It's good. Yeah. Well I just I watched it again and it's like, I mean, look for somebody who loves Valiant. This is pretty moot point.
But the animation is like mentally bad. I don't know if you're the expert on this, and it's like it just toes them, because I think it's trying to pass these of those like war film tropes, certainly like Marker tropes they have, and I think it just toes the line on the wrong side where it's a bit too egregiously aggressive. Sorry American people in the audience, And yeah, I think it's just a bit too I just watched it now and I'm like, wow, that is really overegging
the pudding. He's not subtle. It's not a subtle film. Yeah, but I think you're you're reading of it is correct. You're so fit. Stop you are what's the what's the what's the what's the film that means the most to you? Not necessarily the film itself is good, but the experience you had around seeing it will always make it special to you. Fiel downstair, I'll tell you please do Braathaniel Goldstein, Swallace and Grummit A close show, Yes, yes you've wan
and back? Yes, who wonderful film, a masterpiece. What's the experience you have with it? What I mean? And you can particularly this one, But any Wallace and Grommet film for me is just such a evocative, beautiful film from like I guess, I guess there's the element of like the subconscious element of like the craftsmanship or womanship or other ship that has gone into it that feels so I don't know, it just makes it feel very special.
But for me, it's because Wallace has the exact same laugh as my granddad, and it's like it's as if they've both read how to Laugh on page and they've gone and he's got this beauty. He goes his t and his shoulders go up and down. And I just remember sitting there at my grandparents house watching it cross legged, and like the dog Sheba, beautiful Sheba, lying next to me, and like the smell of a roast chicken dinner coming from the kitchen, and just my granddad laughing with me
whilst we and it's silly and fun. Then like, yeah, it just has again it's like, I don't know, it's really it's also just they're a really great British film. They play on like silly British village tropes and I think it's just really beautiful and yeah, I just think like the very like texture of it all is fucking lovely. That's what I said to my granddad. I was like, it's fucking I'll give him a clap for that one.
That made us solum And he's a sweet, lovely boy and as we know from all these choices, he likes British films for British people. I back Britain, Philip. What's the sexiest? Is it? I don't believe so isn't the sexiest film you've ever seen? Well? The Venus at the back of her notebook, I don't think you'd let me have Christina Aguilera Dirty the music video if you you could have that, if I can have any J Low song, have it? Oh man, I mean this is now just
two men on stage. Okay, you've seen that other one. She's my favorite. Now it isn't appropriate. It feels no, I don't know anybody. Yeah, it's ask the question was sexiest it is? I asked the question. You put me here mess um No, the sexiest film I've ever seen is A Night's Tale. Oh I love it. For why, I'll tell you for why. Everyone's so sweaty in it all the time. It's a film a fucking Ellen's dirty. And he's like, Eli is really passionate. I think what
And like Laura Jasper is beyond belief. She's so beauty, unobtainably beautiful. Do you feel common? Um AT's believe in yourself. If we've learned one thing, it's to believe that you could pull anyone, but not solely to you know, hideously objectify people. But the chemistry that the two of them have on screen is just oh god, It's like you can see it. They're like, oh ma, I mean they'd pass their GCS chemistry, do you know what I mean?
It's it's fire. And there's a scene when when um Heath Ledger has got hurt Joustin and he's in bed. H there's there's a lot, there's a lot Charleston in the film, and he's in he's in bed and he's like, oh, and Laura Jasper comes in and she's like and he's like a fool and she's like oh, and he's like yeah, actually one best screenplay film you did, that little fun fact. Yeah. I don't know, there's just I just I remember just thinking that two of them together, we're just so fucking sexy.
But you're not wrong. Now, given that we made that section quite uncomfortable as it was, let's head head first into Worrying Widen traveling bone is worrying Why Don's what's the film? Yeah? But are you getting into this podcast now, madam? Traveling bonus worry. I don't have to make any contact with you for that traveling Traveling Bonus Worrying Wide One's a film you found a rousing that you weren't sure
you should. It's oddly another Roldal film. Um My, Worrying wide On was Matilda And that's what we've got time for. Thank you for coming everyone. Let me ex there are people leave. This thing has worked. Let me explain. No listen, Danny DeVito is fit. I get it. Go on, What's what? What? Why? So? I had a teacher who when I was in Who's here tonight? Um, I had a teacher who when I was in like year three, red, year three seven or eight. Yeah, no, I know it must have been a bit later than that.
That's mad. It depends what she did, seriously troubling bone. I hope everyone is okay and she she is blameless, she's clean. I was in and amongst a sexual awakening that happens you're not aware of. But also I remember is that I really like loved her. And you know, you know, you've all had it, you've all had a crush on your teacher. Don't lie, come on here. And I just remember that I really really wanted her to like love me. And and I remember like, is this
is this how you normally do it? Is you've managed to turn a picture of Matilda into making everyone cry. It's very impressive skill, right, it gets weird. I don't worry, okay, Um. I would lie. I remember lying in bed. It's fine, it's fine. I would lie in bed, and I would before I went to sleep. I would like imagine that she would ask me out. She would say to the class, I'm having a picnic and there's only one student who's
going to come with me. And everyone was like, oh, my god, whoever was going and she just go Philip, is he what would happen on the picnic? Are you eating? Well, we didn't have time to eat wheat seven years old. No, But because because I was however old, I worked like young. I didn't. It was nothing like that. I was just kissing. And I remember practicing kissing in the dark in my bed.
Were you kissing? Yeah? Right. It was just met like like yeah, so it's there's shame around it, but you know I shared that with the circle of trust anyway. So Miss Honey was like was embodiment of can we see you doing the practice kissing without the mic in Yeah, that's hot. Okay, there you go, silly, silly boys, silly
go and say what miss miss Honey? And I think Miss Honey just really really reminded me of her and and it was you know, and it was like yeah, I mean, I don't know how much we want to go into the psyche of a ten year old boy with in this category, but you know, yeah, that's that's it for me. Where I was like, I don't know what this experience is, but miss Honey's doing it for me. Well, she's fucking lovely as well she miss. The thing is, you do want to go for a picnic with miss honey,
and you do want to kiss her. We don't want to anything else because you respect. I just want to stroke her face a little bit and say thank you. Yeah, and you're so good at maths. Yeah, she's a lovely lady. Good luck to her. Um. What's the film you most related to? Philip Denster film I'm most related to Ruthanniel Goldstein is before Sunrise Good film Lovely? You're seen that lovely film? What you what about it? What go on? What You've been on a train that? I watched it
when I was in my early mid twenties. And for those of you who haven't seen it, two people meet on a train and basically just have like not twenty four hours, but like one night, one night of just walking the streets of from Good and the Vienna. Ye, thank you, that's why they're here. Yeah, loved the film so much. They walk the streets of the Vienna. It's all the same to me. He just likes Britain could
be Enda, could be proud? Who cares? And I think that it was it was at a time when you know, when you when you first start having those You meet someone and all of a sudden you just have that instant connection, and then all of a sudden you become these like amateur philosophers, and you just you have the same connection with someone that you meet over one space of one night that you do with someone you've known
for your whole life. And I think that they what they do in that and I think what Richard Linklater does really well in all these films is sort of track that period of time or a certain period of time in a way that feels like you can relate to that yourself. And the way they do it in the film, I think is they just have these sprawling conversations that the content of which doesn't really you know,
it's that old maximum people say. It's not you don't remember what someone said to you, it's how they made you feel. And I think that this film really those people in your life who you know, there are people in my life that I've had those with that I don't remember now, but it's been a formula formulating experience for me pretty much. And also, you know, I mean, I've gone back and watched the film since, and Ethan
Hawk's quite creepy. In it, so I relate to that probably when I mean to chat someone up and there's a there's a really amazing scene in it where they're in a record store and they're listening to music, and clearly Richard Lincolade has been like, don't and like it's really like they're really in close proximity. All of a sudden they've been like walking along and then all of a sudden they're really close and and Richard Linklade has clearly gone, just don't make eye contact, but you want
to look at each other. And the whole time there's like doing this and like shy, and then they're like, oh you're so fit, I'm sho gon't and and it's fucking creepy, it is, but it's also, yeah, I think that you know, it's it's fumbling and not um like sexy in a really beautiful way. And I think that they capture that really one. I think that we've all had those like meetings with people that just sprawl on and yeah, I really love that in this field. The
whole trilogy is incredible. The second one is one of my favorite endings of all time, and then the third one is fucking brutal. Have you seen the third One's like, fucking hell, bro, what it's really interesting? You're like, this love story got very real. Yeah, and there's a sex in that that's amazing, where they're about to have sex and then they get a phone call and then they're arguing and it it's just and then at the end you're like, I don't even know what if there's what's
the point? Yea, which I think is the perfect maxim for life, isn't point? Thank you Richard? There? Yeah, but I think you know and again, the whole the whole thing. It's not a love story, and as such it's full of like bitterness and resentment, but also beauty and like love, and it's just I think it's a really beautiful little nutshell of life and it objectively. Move on, What is the greatest film of all time? I'll tell you, please do I'll tell you it is Children of Men, not bad.
It's good. He's not far off. It's a fucking great film. Thanks man. I didn't make it bad. No, we're done. No, you really put your heart into it. It's it's bloody good, isn't it. Oh, it's so good. This section would just be asking it's bloody with no detail or explanation. It's very good. It's very good. It also has the scene
it's got a long one take in a car. Have you seen this film if you haven't, Yeah, there's a scene in a car that I think might be the greatest sequence in cinema that I've even seen the making of it. And I still don't understand how they did it. It's incredible. Explain, Well, there's a car, there's actors in it. They've got the roof, it's all the camera does three hundred and sixty degrees in the car. The roof sometimes comes up so it can make room for the camera
and then pops back down. Motorbikes crash into the car, things blow up around them, all in one take. Everything is real except the one thing that isn't real, The one thing that cgi do you know this is there's a bit where they they spit ping pong balls into each other's mouth. Ping pong ball ain't real, sorry, guys, Yeah,
which is yeah, which is probably the least disappointing. Yeah, of all of those things, the rest of it it is, and the film it's like, there's there's a lot of those one takes that just go on and on and on, and I think it was one of the first films I saw where I understood what that was and how like, fucking it's so intense to be a part, like to
be going along with that. And there's there is a scene where I don't know, I think it's about eight minute shot, and I think they had been I mean, I'm been a butcher of the story, but there was like they had like a week and a half to shoot it, to get everything prepped, and he basically is running through like a big war scene, explosions, carrying, going with people. I don't want to spoilers, but it's like mad,
everything's kicking off. It's sort of like you know, the A towards the end of the film, and they had the producers that come down, They're like, we can't shoot this is the this is it. This is the last
shot we're going to have. And I think that it's it's a credit to what he does with the rest of the film that he was like his vision is so clear, the world is so deep and rich, and in this shot Clive Owen is like running amongst this madness, and someone gets shot and there's blood that splatters and it's not supposed to, but it splatters onto the camera and onto the lens, and at that moment, an explosion goes off and Alfonso coron Is he sees the blood
go on the thing and he's like, fuck, we got cut. We can't you can't have blood, we can't have it. But because and he's like cut, cut, cut, cut, But because I'm telling someone else's story, like as I don't know, and because this explosion had gone off, people didn't hear him say cut. And so the dal people was like, no,
shut up, it's good, it's good, it's good. Was still going and suddenly there's like blood coming down the lens and it's so intense and there's like explosions everywhere and it's and this shot now because of the like because of this and something so fucking beautiful in it being this choreograph thing. There's so much pressure on this massive film budget that's something like right in the middle of this chaos that seems that you know on first view would be at the end of the shot suddenly becomes
like the making of this scene. And I think that I think that, yeah, it's it's it's a film that just has so many layers in it, but there's moments of just like absolutely fucking heart wrenching brilliance and beauty. And yeah, I think it's you. You've argued correctly. Given me a clap, Give me a clap. Yeah, and I would I would say it's Michael k For me, it's Michael Caine's best performance. I love it that that sequence with Ruby Tuesday and fu out of here. You know
his best performance is Christmas Carol. And I'm not a second. Maybe you're gonna have second. You're gonna have a second. Should know my audience, get back, get out. What's the film you could or have? What's the most over and over again? Sewn of the Dead Lovely? Lovely? Is that if you had that lot on this? No? I know, but like just I want to know that I'm with the goods. Yeah, listen anything once we got past Valiant's love film, you watched this one a lot, have you? Yeah?
All right, we do have to quickly deal with worst film you ever saw? What's the worst film you ever saw? Worst film? Over Saws, Black Widow? M Can I just say, for the record and on tape and in front of this what is I love everything that Marvel and Disney have ever done, and I think that everything they've ever done is perfect, and I would never have a bad word to say about it. I think that the gods of cinema and I and I love it. I love
this film. Do you do that for every film that someone says at this point you're like, all right, but I love it, so don't. It's not me that's saying it tell us about black widows, And obviously I blanketly disagree, but god, oh man, it's like so, I mean, look, to make any film is a miracle, any film to get made, even with like mad budget, tiny budget, like it's it's brilliant. So like even to I mean, you know, this is a tough f it's a tough quote question
to ask, but I understand why it's there. And I just think I've never walked out of a screening. I've never walked out of a film, and I didn't on this. But it was more because I was working in Farmer and there was much to do there, so I was like, rather being a dark room. I love Farm, but I just found it excruciatingly dull. It was more because it didn't feel like it was all added up and the accents were like mad way way way way, way, way, way,
way way way. How could you be bored in a film where Ray Winston is playing a Russian who may never have visited Russia. I was never bored. When ray Winston was talking, I wanted him to talk more. I am well ration and I've been in Moscow's training my ration. Could you say rash in a few more times? Said they know where you're from? Where proper Russian? Mate. I loved it. I think it's perfect. I think that it was. Yeah, I mean mad in it, and that's what I was.
But like it just it felt like all of the set pieces were like a really good idea and it's like they ran out of time and they're like fuck, I just that's fine. Was but obviously Florence pe was amazing in it, because she's amazing in everything, and so that was and all of that. Liked to be fair, they put in a shift just I don't know, just one of those I just said on the poster they put in a ship. I just didn't jazz with it many. I was thinking about ray Winston in this because he
is doing a mad accent. But he's so charismatic, he's so good. And I think Ray Winston, Michael Caine and Sean Connery neither No, all three of them can't do any voices. Yeah, but it doesn't matter impervious because they're so You just love them. And I really love Ray Winston in this Did you did you still love? I mean you you saw through it when the basic prep I'm gonna spoiler, I don't care. The basic premise is that the ladies who have superpowers still have superpowers because
they can't smell something. And then she breaks his nose. I can smell, and then he does he like, he gets beaten up. Yeah, you still love? You? Still don't care? You absolutely loved it? All right? Fair enough? Top ten that in it? Top ten masterpiece. What's the You're funny boy, what's the film that made you laugh the most? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's tense, Johnny English, it's not high brow, you know what. This was the second film on your list that I had to watch. It's not bad. It's fun. It's very
well made. It's fun. It's it's been playing Bond, Bean Bond being Bond. The name is Bean Bond Bean. It's great. It's so funny, and he like, yeah, I mean it is funny. I mean him getting him getting a muscle, relaxing it and just running around like what's not to love about that? Nothing? I loved it. Yeah, he is so and him pulling down the archbitical canterburies trousers, and then I went on a bit longer and I'm going, are you insane? It really made me like maybe it
was again. I watched this with my cousins when I was like fifteen, and that sort of humor. I guess you're going, boy, I guess you're going to mate. It's good now, Phil. When you went skydiving and you jumped out and you opened your shoe, but your timing was what happened that day. I don't if you remember. There'd been that announcement that gravity was going to briefly stop,
and and that's the bloody day you've gone skydiving. You jumped out, gravity stopped, and you went straight, straight up, straight up, and you passed through some clouds and she's right to leave this bit. This bit is gruesome. Went into the clouds and then your eyes popped out. Your intest is your your belly button? What's the then that your intestines came out, and then it is other intestines came out your ears. What about the poop the pooh
that I didn't about it the pooh? Okay, it was like pellets and and then you you're you're, you were spinning like soundra bullock. But yeah, with intestines hanging out your ears like a skipping rope. And it was quite a sight. And uh and I loved it. And it was very visually, very beautiful actually kind of very moving. And anyway you could actually see me in the back of shot and gravity you can just be yeah, yeah,
George planning a little that's fun. And then you anyway, I was passing in the you know, spaceship and had a coffee, had a coffee with me, you know what I'm like, And I see you and I go, oh, do you know what's happened? He's forgoing about the gravity stuff. And I knew he'd do this, what a plum And so I tried to warn him. I said, I tried to warn. I said, don't go Scott. He said, I going Scott. I said, not on grabbit, He's dropped date anyway, put my hand in a pressure so I understand atmosphere,
and I get you in a space lock. You're a fucking messmate. There's intestine. Now now you've now, I've turned the gravity on your intestines, hitting you in the in your empty eye sockets and like those poo pellets there in your face. Now you're a state. Sorry sorry guys, facts of facts. Yea. Anyway, I've put you in the coffee. Have to chop your actually have to get a I have to get a space axe because all these fucking intestines there was like tied up. We'll just tie up,
wrappit around me. I can't out everywhere. Incredibly personal. I chop you up with a space ax. Yeah, space yeah. The camera caught me grinning while I did it. I don't know why. It was thrilling anywhere. Chop you up, get you in the coffin. Stuff you in. Turns out so a lot more of you than I was expected because on camera you're much smaller, and turns out you're a big boy, big boy, big boy, big intestines. Anyway, you're in the coffin. There's no room in this coffin.
There really isn't. There's only enough room to slip one DVD in the side with you for you to take across to the other side. And every night it's movie night on the other side. What film are you taking? Sort of People of Heaven, which is just Divina and Bruce in Heaven. When it is your movie night, I'll say to them, Divina, Bruce, we're watching Shore of the Dead A yeah, and they're like, yes, yes and Bruce. Guys, oh, but can we watch your sex real again? Ladies and gentlemen,
we will. We will wrap up Phil and then come to you. So I think we can all agree that Phil has been an absolute fucking delight. Please give a random applause. Thank you you you you were brilliant. I knew you would, miss Smart. You're so good, You're loyal. So, ladies and gentlemen, we have a little bit of time, maybe fifteen twenty minutes. We'll see if anyone in this audience would like to share anything with the written. Now.
I appreciate this is a fucking massive venue and maybe you're thinking I'm not talking, but I also know people now that now you can see each other, look at you fit. Oh look here we go fucking straight away. If you're asking to sign us that is better be what you're saying into this mic? Please would you mind giving a microphone to this lady who's never seen the podcast and does no ways see Hello? Hello, Hi, I'm good. Thanks, how are you? I had a fantastic evening. Thank you? Great?
You should have a listen. No, I'm really glad, thank you. Um. So I know from my lovely friend who has told me all about the podcast that you talk about films that mean a lot to people, so I will share mine. Well, no, but with people in your it's not to people, So I'll give mine. I guess which is The Breakfast Club by John Hughes, mostly because I think it was the first time and this is I probably stopped. I was
like eleven maybe, Um, it was on. Do you know when BBC used to actually show films on a Friday and Saturday night? I know, I'm really old, um, and I remember catching it and just thinking, oh my god, this is the first time that a film has ever actually resonated with me in a way that isn't just entertainment. Who were you in the Breakfast Club? Oh god? I mean I think we all wanted to be like John Nelson,
didn't we? But really in reality, I've probably like Dantony Michael hall m but it was I think it was just the way that it was written. Like John Hughes just had that thing that he could just tap in like that to any genre and whoever he was talking to,
he got it. And I just remember being completely obsessed and going down to the x VHS rental shop that used to be able to buy do you remember used to be able to buy like old copies from films that rented one hundred times well not even black pasters. This was just this was like a stall in a market. The stuff probably fell off the back of a log. It was five it was five films for a five or so who cared? And I remember this doing the whole back catalog or John Hughes and like that was
a moment. I'm like, do you know what that This is what film is supposed to be? This is what makes all of this, you know? You know what we love for the rest of our lives. You know these things that we go back to, the films that we love, even even the craptforms that I agree you grease too is amazing. It's better than grease. What's your what's your name, carl Carla, Carlie, Kylie. Could we have random plus Carlie for Thank you Kylie, thank you very much. I really
feel like you're starting to get the podcast. It means a lot. Thank you. You're leaving amazing anyone else? Would anyone like to join? Yeah? Hello? What's your name? Victoria? Hello Victoria Jesus Hi. Um. First of all, love you Brett, Love you podcast. It saved my sanity. I'm very fund with you. Thank you. Um. And the film that means most to me. Yeah, it's probably a bit weird today, but it's it's well, it's Carrie brand Palmer's Carry Love
Carry um. But I first sorry, it's Matilda in it. Yeah. Um, I first saw Carrie when I was seven. Yeah, yeah, I know. But I have four brothers and they have two brothers, two sisters. And it was the first film. I asked that on VHS for Christmas and I said I want it, and my mom gave it to me. And it's the first film I had that was just mine and not my siblings, and I wouldn't let anyone else watch it. Through it, I learned who Stephen King was,
I learned who Sissy Space. It was I learned through the who Brian Palmer was, and through that, through that Stephen King The Shining and then Jack Nickerson, and was introduced to all these films because of Carrie and I owe a lot to carry. And I'm also going to say any film by Jonathan Demi because he's the greatest filmmaker of all time. Thank you, really really good, Thank you, Thank you, Victoria. I also I really loved the idea of you locking yourself in a room from your entire
family when he was seven. I know they can hear through the walls. Is a screaming. It's my favorite film. Leave Me Alone. Oh, I'm a teacher. It feels very weird to hold my hand up like that. Yeah, I feel Hello. No, what's your name? Hello? My name is Tara. I'm a hideous American. And I agree with everything that you said earlier. Um, My most meaningful film is actually Event Horizon terrifying. I hate scary movies and I hate being chilly. Yeah I don't. That's a level of masochism
I'm not willing to go to. Thanks very much. But I've seen Event Horizon four times. Okay. I was in high school when it came at what ninety eight something like that, and my very best friend made me watch it, took me to the theater, all of my friends. I was just punching them through the whole thing. This is terrible. How dare you? Oh my gody, I'm so offended, screaming, crying, hiding, And then somehow I let them talk me into watching
it repeatedly over the next few years. My best friend died when we were twenty five, and so it's one of those films that I hate, and yet my movie, my memories about that film are deeply, deeply rooted in my friend. And that's the thing the film does too, right, Like, I hate this movie. It's absolutely terrible and I will never watch it again. And I can't disassociate my best friend from the film. What's what was your name? Tara? Yes, that's my sister's name. That is such a beautiful answer,
and I really appreciate you sharing that. We have a round of close Bob, thank you. Um. I keep a list of the questions from the podcast in my phone because it makes a very good icebreaker, or like car trip, like people who don't listen, I don't listen to podcast is the only podcast I listened to Ah, well, I'm on it. There's loads of others, which is partly why I don't listen to them. There are too many, and that's don't listen to Desert Island discs. Whatever. It's a
ship sept I don't get it. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, thank you. There's a thing in the film Event Horizon, if you've not seen it, In the towards the end, Sam Neil's gone mad and he's like got his back to everyone and he's going to take the ship to hell, to actual hell, and they say and it took me. It was not until I was older that I realized it's like a back to the future reference that they go, we're going to hell? How are we going to get there? And he turns
around and he's got no eyes. He's poked his own eyes out and he goes, where we're going, we don't need eyes. Yeah. It's a really good film. Yeah, ny anyone. I mean, that's a tough one to follow, So good luck. Who's next? Who has the mate somewhere? Hello? Hi, what's your name? I'm Hannah, Hello Hannah, I'm Brett. This is film mate. Lovely to meet you. Actually scary, scary, It is scary. You're not wrong a lot of people. The film that I most relate to Slash. Also one of
the films that means the most to me is Francis Her. Yes, yes, it's a scary film and if you haven't watched it, you're missing out. But also like, just as someone who Holly like values female friendship from that life above pretty much everything else, I just think it's like it's relatable because it's just about figure out what you want to
do with your life, which is very relatable. And there's just a bit in it where like Adam Driver, I think he says to her like he just started seeing great girl with character and he calls her like he says, hoy sexy and then her and Sophie like her best mate. They make it like a running joke for the rest of the film. And I live with two girls and that is literally like the most relatable thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, I just think it's beautiful.
And also speaking for a friendship, I'm going to give a shout to my best friend but oldest friend who talks hearing me and talk me about the podcast. I'm so last. She did because I listened to it every day. That's my favorite podcast. Oh my god, bloody, thank you. That's very much. Thank you, right, thank you so much. The standard is so high. This guy that wants all the attention, let's hear it. But know what you're following. Thank you very much. I don't like you. You're too confident.
This is it's not a film that means the most to me, but it's pretty funny story. I want to talk. I'm sorry, no, no, I want to talk about the film Enter the Void. It's brilliant. Okay, I'm listening. So I watched this film about three months after I stopped, after I stopped smoking a load of weed, right, And what happens when you stop is your toll Arens just drops. But I didn't know that. So, you know, my friend's bound together and they're like, let's smoke a joint and
watch this film. And I'm like, that sounds like a great idea. And I smoked some some of this joint and draw. I felt like a barking dog rough and I go into the kitchen and feeling shaky. You're not the only comedian here. I love that. I go into the kitchen and I hit the deck, I pass out, yea completely. I think I was out for maybe five minutes. My friend said, I woke up, everything was fine. The first thing I did was checked to see if if
I chipped myself. I didn't. That was fine. So after that relief, I said, so we're watching this film then, so I just think it's funny that before watching Enter the Void, I entered the void. Well done? Um, does anyone else want to do their Edinburgh preview here? Thank you for thank you for sharing. That's really excellent. Um no, there's really are great healthy story. Wasn't here be miss? Actually? Uh, let's have someone here. There's a man with a beard.
Is that right? A man with a beard. It's actually for my problem. Oh, it's for your brother. I wanted the man with the beard? Hi? Hello, Hello? What's your name? Sam? Hello? Sam? I had an idea for a question that you can introduce what I'll answer yours really quickly? So much going on it? Hanger? What's your idea? Why do you give there's a cliffhanger? Before you did it? My answer for the film That's Scared Me? Well, one of my answers for the film that's game in the most of eighth grade,
because when she goes to the swim pool, it's horrifying. Which, what did you say, so eighth grade? Which fils great? Oh? Eighth great? That is my answer. That is fucking properly a scary film. Well done, Sam. What's your question that you want me to ask people? I thought could you always say that you have the alternative for what's a film that you used to like? Yeah? And then you say the opposite? Yeah, but the opposite would be a film that everyone loves that you don't love, but that
doesn't exist. So I thought you could do like a controversial opinion on film. Yeah, okay, First Sam, what I like about your podcast is you don't need anyone else. We could just sit back. You don't need a guess, you don't nothing. It's probably mainly controversial to you. My opinion would be the School of Rock is basically just the worst version of Sister Act two. Right, show's over gets the people going, gets the people going. Samon is
all right. Film podcast just saying ship for clicks. Oh Sam, what a shame, What a shame you lowed be in with your interviewing yourself style. Is there anyone here that I want to meet Hi. Hello, what's your name's Hannah? Hello, Hannah. All the Hannah's over there, Hannah. Do you want to stand? You don't have to do. That's a lot, that's Hannah. So one of the films that I love that everyone else that I've ever met seems to not like is Twilight. It just gets overheated so much. That is how you
do it. Like it's a bad book with a bad script for a film with bad acting, but it's just brilliant. Yeah. Yeah. Also it's a bit of a story. It's basically before I turned twenty, I had a bit of like a midlife crisis where I was like, I'm turning twenty, I'm not going to be a teenager anymore. And then I was like, I love Twilight. I'm going to continue watching it. And then I watched it about twenty times in a month, and it's just great. Yeah, I love that. I got
no notes. Thank you, Hannah, thank you very much. Now, I look, there are people in the seats upstairs. We can't get the mics to you, but I wonder maybe we have one of you, because it's not fair that you're being left out, and but you're just gonna have to really project, but not like this guy. Like I said, I still want you to be a real person. Uh yeah, lady at the front, we've got glasses on your read Yeah, hey look at this. Here we go, this fucking shakespearein out.
What's what's your name? Caroline? Welcome Caroline regale us Oh, good projection, good question, good question, good question. Listen, my name? I know all about my name more In. And my plan is when I do. I did finish the podcast three weeks ago, then started up again, and my plan is when I finally finished that their final episode will be my name more In. Um So I wouldn't like to I wouldn't like to spoil them, but I will say, um, I will say her sexiest film is Super Bob, which
is very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable. I wasn't allowed to say that. Thank you, and well done. Yeah it's balcony suits you any anyone else? What about the very top? I'm just gonna awkwardly stand. What's what's your name? Charlotte? Charlotte? Hello, Hello, m So I just want to say thank you because it is actually my birthday to day, so this is happy birthday. Thank you. So this is my birthday present. Wow.
And so like my most meaningful movie and my favorite movie of all time is Death Becomes Her And so basically when like ITV like four or something was showing it in like every day. Yeah, yeah, Um, it was like my nan recorded it for me and so I literally was obsessed with it. She gave me the tape and I still have the tape and I used to watch like every day. And so yeah, and I just want to know what's your favorite MARYL. Street movie. That's a great question. Um, it's Mama Mire, is it? Yeah?
I mean it's the It's the one film you're like, oh, she finally cares about this film, you know what I mean? Like, but not Mama Mia too. We don't what we don't accept it seems amazing. It's just she's not in it. No, it's the only good bit of Sharehold War War War WHOA No, Yeah, I Disagreema too is amazing. It's The Godfather too. No, it's not terrible. You're all crazy. You can't have Mamma Mia without the Mama. She does pop up though, it's like a ghost, you know, I like ghosts.
She pops up like, oh, do you remember me. Yeah, we missed you, all right. Yeah, well it was fun for a bit and then you made me sad about Thank you very much. That is excellent. Thank you birthday and happy birthday. Hey, we are honored. We are honored that we are your birthday gift. Hi. Hello, Hi? What's your name at? Ruby? Ruby? Hello? Hi? Meet you meet you. That's weird. We're not meeting your queer away, this is meeting. What would make this a meeting? This felt like a meeting.
We had to shake. I'm a bit stressed. Now I backed myself and then I've shaved my mind. I've met you Ruby. I'm gonna tell everyone I met Ruby. Thank you. If you say we didn't meet, I mean you might regret it, because I'm about to tell you the film that I think would get me canceled. If I was famous enough to be on films to be varied. Well, maybe it's not that bad. Um. I would either bring us up a film that makes me laugh the most or film that means the most. But it's the twenty
tens version of Saint Gernian's Yeah we like Saint Tronions. Okay, about fifteen minutes in it has just a completely unforgivable slur against Roman people, which I'm not defending. The whole sexy schoolgirls thing is weird, and yeah, Rupa Everett is playing Camilla Fritton with all his heart. And I went back and rewatched it and I was like, I think you know the whole premises it's Rupert everat in drag play Kamila Fritton, and I was like, this is gonna
enda being transphobic, because it's gonna be really uncomfortable. It's not He's putting everything into playing Kamilla Fritton, and he's like, really, and Colin Firth is really selling the romance back at Rupert Everett. And in the same way that you can quote Sexy Beast, Saint Tronian's is the film that like, just me and my friends are just broken it down into the like single words, but we do them in
the like in the voices. So there's a bit when she's doing school when one of the posh Tottis is doing school challenge and she leans across and presses a buzzer and she says, ovid, Rupert Ever, it's kim Friend going you're a chair. Yeah, it's it's have you have you? Have you seen it. I love it. You're absolutely right. Thank okay, thank you, thank you? Does it ruby ruby that that meeting will go down in the ages. Thank you? Okay, last last one and bear in mind if this is
the last one. Scobbi bel belter Um. So no, my one is what's your name? Zany zanthy Yes, I like that. My best friends called empty. I know I do know that. Yes, you know it. I use anthy Um anyway. My films Yea and Meryl Streep is our silk Wood, Meryl Street, Meryl Streep Share. You haven't seen it street Phone? Yeah. Oh I'm directed by Mike Nichols. Amazing. So that's all I have to say about that. Thank you, oh, thank you very much, thank you. Sample in the great name.
Let's let this this This lady who had you were very desperate and I felt said hello, what's your name? There was two of us. Okay, this is Rose Hi. I'm terrified. Hello everyone, So we've been best friends. This is a female friendship. We're gonna end on that now. Be We have known each other since we were five. We met at Catholic school. I'm Jewish and I'll go figure and I'm still not Catholic. So but when we were seven, we acquired a copy of the greatest film
of all time, Romeo Michell's High School re Union. I mean, I think so Ramyo Michals High Story Union. We watched it every day and we marched around our playground quoting it and calling people brain dead, redneck assholes. And I would say that that is probably the foundation of our personalities friendship. So remembers our huschal re union. Watch out, Tucson, here we come. Beautiful ladies and gentlemen. You have Honestly, it means a real it's a fucking big deal that
you all came out to this tonight. I really really appreciate it. Thank you so much. It has been I hope you've had as much fun as we Bladier because I've loved it, and thank you so much. It's really it's a it's a huge it's a huge it's a privilege that you would come. So thank you. But now we must finish officially the podcast recording. So that was the live episode. Thank you so much to Ben and Naomi and all the crew at the Hackney Empire. Thank you to Phil for his time with us. Thank you
to Scrubius Pit and the Distraction Pieces Network. Thanks to Buddy Peace for producing it, Thanks to Akas for hosting it. Thanks to Adam Richardson for the graphics at least lad him for the photography. But most of all, thank you all for being here. In the meantime, have a lovely week, and please, now more than ever, be excellent to each other