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half hours long and who has the time? Never seen it, mister Flush, But it's still half as long as Satan Tango. Every week Brett invites a guest on, he tells them they've died, and he talks to them about their life through the medium of film. But this week we are revisiting an earlier episode of the podcast while we take an ever so quick break. Yes, indeed, it is that time once more for a film to be buried with
rewind Classic. This rewind is from March twenty fifth, twenty twenty one, originally episode one three nine, featuring comedian, writer, host and podcaster Jamali Maddox. This is another mid pandemic episode, but on this occasion we were a little deeper into the routine of it all, and as you're hearing this recording getting to the stage where a lot of us were ready to get back on it and get back to apologies for using the well worn phrase some semblance
of normality. We heard all about his show Hate Thy Neighbor and the many varied scrapes that came along with the making of it, his Taskmaster appearances, all sorts of good comedy talk and process chat, and wrapped up in there, we also heard about his harrowing near death experience on the road in Southeast Asia. This episode is what they
call a roller coaster. Let me take this opportunity to also remind you that Brett has a Patreon page for the podcast, upon which you get a bonus section on every episode with a secret from each guest, more questions, and a video of each episode which looks all nice and fresh. There are a selection of tears on there too,
and on the uppermost tiers. I will make you a cinematic soundtrack mixtape each month with full track list that I reckon you'll enjoy very much, So if you're a supporting nature and feel like some extras from this show, you'll find them all there. So that is it for now. Let's get you settled in with a really fun look back, a very enjoyable and also very real episode with the
always great Jamalley Maddox. All right, catch you at the end for a quick sign off, But for now, please enjoy episode one three nine via Episode two nine one or Films to be Buried with.
Hello, and welcome to Films to be Buried With. It is I Brett Goldstein and I am joined today by a actor, a writer, a stand up a host, a documentarian, a brave soldier of good, a hero, a legend, and a vapor. Please welcome to the show, the brilliant Jamali Maddox.
Yeah, what's up, man, I appreciate Vapor the most.
Yeah, that was I left that till last. That's like the pinnacle.
Yeah, I think that was the big crescendo. People like, yah, yeah, yeah, vapor. Fuck, that's a real That's a real one right there.
That's a real skill. Where's he learned that? Ship?
And the actor is of Yeah. I mean, especially when you're telling me, actor like you're a real actor you know what I'm saying, Like, I just say a couple of lines in Friends sitcoms badly.
Listen, that's acting.
I heard that.
I wanted to talk to you about a couple of things. Well, firstly, how are you? You're right? How's your pandemic?
I'm good both, you know what? Man, Like, I've sort of it's sort of like the seven Stages of grief if it's seven or whatever, they're how many stages? And I'm at the point of acceptance now where I'm just like, as long as there's food in my fridge. I started saying things like that now like food in my fridge and bills are page so you know, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, but it's just fucking you know, I'm just ready to
get back to some type of normalcy. But then also that weird feeling of not really remembering what that is. I'm saying, like it's that I remember, but.
It's yeah, no, I feel it. And I feel like every time they say lockdowns over part of me gets anxious and guys, but then, what what is it?
What is life?
Yeah?
Weird feeling, but yeah, you know, I'm good, but I'm solid.
Man, and I don't know if you've been thinking this that I've been, you know, really missing gigs. But now when I think about a gig, I'm like, my sort of fear is that the audience are going to be fucking rabid because they're all just going to be feral because everyone's been locked inside. It's going to be like our facts.
It's going to be like Junglers in the early two thousand, So it's going to be every gig is it's going to be Jungler's Portsmouth, like every gig is, even like a nicely like Sunday especially, is going to have extra security that's very reference to the audience. But like, you know, it's going to be it's going to be mad, I think, I think. But you know, remember when the last lockdown ended,
when we had that little break. The audience has got a lot younger, you know what I'm saying, which isn't a bad thing, you know, and they it's like a younger audience and it's sort of people up for it. I think I think it will bounce back, hopefully. You know. Comedy and Ship, Well.
You made this show with Vice called Hate that Neighbor. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, which is really extraordinary. And the reason I called you a brave self because you know, you put yourself. I don't know how much security you had around you. I don't know how it was made.
None.
We have none, none, And you put yourself deep in extremist hate groups around the world, basically right, And I guess my question what I generally like to know is having done all that and seeing all the things you saw, how often did you feel sort of like hopeless, like fuck,
these people are funck? This is so dark? And how often did you feel empathy or understanding or like, oh I see what's going on here and there is a way out of this sort of thing, or was it like how negative an experience was it?
I guess, yeah, do you know what it's like this? Yeah, because you know I thought about it. It was a little while ago too, so I've kind of been able to separate that time from now and at the time when I'm making it, like if it sounds weird, but I'm sort of in character, so I don't think as much stuff in terms of empathy and stuff only when I step away, or you know, fear and all that
type of stuff. You know, different things of the spectrum, But it's not the hate groups that worry you because they're the most extreme versions of an idea and they are small. You know, for me to sit here and tell you that you know, there's going to be another actual Nazis with swastika's red swastika uprising, is I find it very unlikely, you know. But the real worrying thing is sometimes those ideas that you hear from the extremists you hear in sort of much more digestible things in
normal people. You know what I'm saying though, Yeah, yeah, so you know, just because I think what it is is well we all, you know, any reasonable person can hear about, you know, gassing Jews and go that is fucked up, do you know what I'm saying. But that extreme idea isn't the idea you have to worry about, because that's so extremely even race as people go away,
that's sucking mad. But it's the sort of more some of their ideas are quite mainstream in terms of stuff you hear every day that is wrong, and that's worrying something. It's those sort of things that they sort of some of their beliefs believes that I hear from people every day, and that's what that's that's that's what I go. Yo, that's fucked up, you know, because it just shows you how hate can grow and how these ideas sort of snowball into much bigger ideas and sort of go more extreme.
So it's like, you know, but in terms of actually just normal conservatism and stuff, you kind of don't sort of think about it, or sort of normal liberalism. I sort of saw the most extreme ends of the left and the right. So it's kind of like I don't get too swept up and go, oh my god, it's all crazy, because it's like, you know, we you know, if we're being honest, it's TV. We suck. We you go and try and find the people that have the
most extreme ends of that view. So if you know, so in that sense, you don't get that.
Yeah, do you keep in touch with any of them?
Do you know what? There's been a handful that I've seen after the show. There's a couple I ran into. There's one I saw at a music festival, right, It's
when I saw a music festival. He was. It was an episode where we went to Berkeley University where it was about three speeches where myloon Unopolis was going to speak at Berkeley, and the guy I saw was he was a part of the conservative group that brought him in, right, you know, there was like I remember him, and he was like I didn't dislike the guy, you know he had for Really there's this one bit where basically he's been given these flyers by Milo and he's he's a conservative,
but he's pretty you know, he's pretty normal dude. You know, he's just like a young Asian guy. I think it's that maybe East age and I think it's like Indian and he's like a young Indian guy and you know twenty one lights rave music, but was just physically conservative
and joined this group anyway. So he got given these flys by like Mylo Eunopolis and they just said things like anti anti for and you know, just everything was like it was crazy, and it was just his face as he opened it and went, oh no, he's brought this guy in, so it's like he's responsible now and yeah, then all you see is me and kind of just go that fucked laughing saying you're fucked, Like I couldn't
stop laughing. And I saw him at a music festival and he came up to me and you know, you know he was he was a figure I figure was on Molly. He gave me like a a un and that, and he was like he actually thanked me. He was like, you know, I appreciate that he sort of was. He wasn't too unfair with me. And I saw another person who was a trans woman, so she was a man transitioned into a woman and then basically was anti trans and anti feminist. And I saw her at a convention
and she came up to me said hello. You know, so the ones I've seen have been fine, like and you know the ones that and one of the Black Israelites who with the Black Spiritual Nationalist group before the white man was the devil and stuff. He messaged. He messaged me. He messages me now and again on Facebook and he'll say shit like he still says like he was messaged me saying the white man still the devil
and shit like that. You know. So a couple of them still staying, still reach out and say hello and stuff, because I think they kind of appreciated that, even like I was upfront with them. I would tell them from the jump, I don't agree with anything you say. I think you're crazy you know what I'm saying. And I always said to them that I will take the piss
out of your ideas. But I'm not going to say you're fat, or I'm not going to take the piss out of the fact that you're old or you know what I'm saying, But your ideas, I'm going to take the piss out because I think it's stupid. And they kind of and I stuck to my word on that, you know, I mean, I think they kind of appreciated that, some of them, I mean someone of the just fascist, but there's sort of less crazy ones.
How often were you thinking I'm in too deep, this is scary.
No, never, you just kind of I mean, there was a couple of sticky moments, like you know, because I mean you're in America, certain states, and there's just things like people have guns, you know what I'm saying. And you know, there's one where we interviewed this guy. It never went to air, but we interviewed this guy who was like a sort of one percenter where they're like kind of they don't believe in the government, and shit,
I don't know what the miscommunication was. I don't know if it was one of the producers had told him something different or if he was just talking shit. But I started asking about the one percent, and he was like, you're not here to ask me about that. You're here to ask me about hunting. And I'm like, why the fuck you think I want to ask you about hunting? Like but he had blocked so just the way his car was parked, he has blocked usin. He's got a
gun and he's mad, you know what I'm saying. And it's ship like that where you go man, like, you know, you have to de escalate that situation because those situations can heat up so much where you know, something happens, someone pushing someone, you know, punching and then someone shoots someone. Like it's just it. Shit happens like that, you know.
And I'll say, but the one that was the one where I was like it is the only time where I was like, yo, this is a situation that I shouldn't be in was when I went to the White How Music Festival in Ukraine FU and they was like, dude stabbing each other, like I saw a guy stabbing on the guy in the head, like this guy was that. They were like pushing each other like wash pitting. Then one of the guys hit the guy and I guy this way year like that, and then we heard on
the tannel. It was something in Ukrainian and I said what what did the guy say on the tannel? And he was like, oh, the guy said, can everyone please put away their knives? And there was a guy standing next to me had a knife and he went But that was yeah, that was the one time where I was like yo, and people were fucking mad. I was there, like they were not happy.
Were you given any any like training with hand in terms of de escalation and stuff? No, no, no, no, I'm interested. You say you have to de escalate it, like, what's your technique of de escalation?
What the thing is as well is you know, I'm not fucking I'm not a superman, just so I'm saying, I oh, fucking tough guy. But you know, like I grew up in a ship whole area, and you just know how to carry yourself. You know what I'm saying though, And like so it's like when I went to the
White Power, when I went to this clan rally. Once I went to a clam bar and they were like burning across and they tried to intimidate me, and I just stood my ground like above, you know, and they were trying to like, you know, they were saying how they were going to try to lynch me and all this type of ship like in my ear shot, and I just stood my ground and I just you know, I didn't budge, and I said about nowhere, this is I'm here. If you've got issue with that, then you
gotta do what you gotta do. And when I was leaving, the one of them had the mics on and he was like, you know what, I don't like that, but he's got some boosts. Yeah, like they like me. They're like, b we've got boo get into him. But he came to the bell the beace, so he weren't. Weren't you just realizing, you know, having humor and all that type of stuff, Because there was a couple of times where people try and test you. I mean, there was one
time where I said something about a present. I think I was even joking about it, but I said something and then one of the guys said to the guy, you know, I went to this. It's sort of like you know, like where they did a bullfighting and ship and the rodeo and then one of the guys was like, yeah, I told a couple of guys what you said, and they said this, and I said, you can tell them. They can come talk to me about it, you know what I'm saying, Like, you know, and then that's what
because they're just testing you. They're not really going to do nothing to you. It's just to testing you and they're seeing where you're at. And if you just you know, it's not like being violent or being tough and being like, well I'll fight off with you, like you know what I'm saying, that's stupid. It's just that you're going to be like, okay, well you know you're going to do what you're going to do, you know what I'm saying.
And as well, would you realize as well, is that you know they're on camera and no one ain't really going to do that you want camera, even like the one where the d L where you know that it looked like, you know, he was trying to fight me, to be honest with you, but he weren't going to do nothing, you know what I'm saying, Like it just worn't you know what I'm saying. He had ample opportunity
to do something he didn't. You know what I'm saying, This is the reality of what's going to happen and what does happen is two different things.
The last thing on this, you know, mind, is with any of them, with any of these extremists, in your conversations with them, did you ever feel like you changed their mind or you affected them with your or was it always just nah?
I mean people like to go back to the Nazi one where I'm talking to the Nazi guy, and what it is is I had found out that this Nazi guy had a kid with a Native American woman before he was a Nazi. So I was basically saying to him, well, your kids are the thing that you're against. You know what I'm saying, That your own flesh and blood that you say you love is the thing you hate. How does that conflict with you? And he sort of thought
about it. He'd never thought about it like that before, and he goes, Okay, you know, I never thought about that. But then you hear the news, and you know, he had basically become a lot more now he's the leader, you know what I'm saying. So I think I think I think that, Yeah, I think that's that's what you do, though, you either double down who you don't. And I think you know, you know, I didn't go in there to change anyone's belief. I'm not fucking you know. That's not
why I was there either. I don't think you and I think people were. They're so wrapped up in their own things and they're selling their own bubble of what it is they believe. Because you think what they believe in, everyone around them believes that. All of their fucking social media projects that at them, you know. And I think it happened because remember when I was researching for the show, my YouTube algorithms thought I was far right wing and all they would do is send me far right wing stuff.
You know what I'm saying though, So all of my videos now that I was getting you might like, this is fucking maybe the Holocaust didn't happen video? Do you know what I'm saying? And so was wow, man, Like, so I can see I can see from an outside of how it happens, how these you know, I think echo chamber and all these words and words I get
thrown around a lot and not really understand. And I don't really understood what that was, but it's real man, right, you know, it's so fucking real man, where you can do it and it's like both sides too, you know, yeah, that's all weird thing you've got to do now nowadays you go so both sides too, but you know it's both the SuDS. But you know that was that was that.
Man fascinating, all very interesting and on a very similar vein you're now doing Taskmaster. Congratulations.
I mean, do you know what, man like? I think I think that you know, you should go carry on doing the hard hitting stuff, isn't it.
Yeah, you've got a brand, did you sticking with it and said.
I've got a brand and you know, I know what my people want. But you know what, man like, it's just after that show, I was so willing because all the things I got offered was is all right, look what we're going to do is we're going to put you in a coat and you're going to enjoy it. And it's like I don't want to, I really, you know.
I want to throw a potato in a whole.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And it's that weird thing of it, and it's like, you know, not to take it too seriously, but in terms of career. You know, I just realized I didn't want that for my career. So you know, it's a hard choice because you've got to I'm going to turn down a lot of work and maybe shit at home for a bit, sit on the bench for a little bit, waiting for another project that I want
to do. You know what I'm saying, no, because you can get yeah, because I ended up sucking, you know, I up doing another documentary series and it's just, you know, looking back on it, my heart probably wasn't as in it as much as it could have been, you know, and there were so many issues with it, and it's just like, you know, and I had actually been offered something else that I think I wanted to do more
and I should have learned the other thing. But you know, you sort of show this is that weird thing where you're sort of like, you know what, it's your own show and you gotta and you go, yeah, but I'm happy just to be a reoccurring character in this thing that I kind of like, you know what I'm saying now, Yeah, yeah, So you know.
Yeah, have you started to ask mas you filmed it? Have you done it?
It was filmed this it's coming out in the sixteenth of March.
Was it fun?
It was. It's a fun fucking show man. It's just fun. It's just silly, and it's runs because they've done so many seasons, they know how to make that show. So it's just smooth, you know what I'm saying. There's no like, no problems occur, and it's just and it was just fun. And then just I'm a comedian first, and I think, you know, it's I kind of stopped doing Silly Ship for a long time, and there's a lot of fun and cilly, you know what I'm saying, And I'm enjoying that.
I enjoyed doing that, man, Like I really it was like a nice pace and I think, I think, and I hope people like it, you know what I'm saying, because I know it's like such an institution for people like I. You know, my my whole joke is when I'm in character, it's that whole kind of thing of like,
you know, and I don't really care. So I sort of wrote this tweet saying, like, you know, I'm on task Master, giving minimum effort, like just you know, and people are messaging me saying, please don't ruin this for me. You know the pressure of that, and you go bro like people fucking love that.
Sh yeah, you know it.
Then it was a good crew, you know me Ye, Charlote, Richie Leemac, Mike Bosniak, Sarah Kendall, so lot, some great people, fun show. You know, had a good time.
Man, did you learn anything about yourself where you're like, fuck, I'm far more competitive than I thought, or you're.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred percent, Like there's one there's one bit. And it was like towards the end of it's like, because when you normally do like panel shows, I'm gonna give a little secret to your fans here is I've done panel shows. I don't know I've done ten panel shows. Maybe I don't know I've done. I can't tell you how many I've won and lost. The points mean nothing, something like literally, I cannot tell you if I've ever won a panel show. That one is
the one where you actually care. Yeah you know what I'm saying. And then at one point where I'm like, you know, and it was too far in the game, and I started like arguing and I had to catch myself and I was like, I'm so sorry. I went a bit mad there and ERE like, no, that's all right, I don't I don't know. I went mad and I was like no, but like and you'm gonna give him a point? And I was like what to catch myself? I was like, I'm so fucking sorry. I don't know
what happened to me. I went fucking crazy for a seron. And it done that to you many, especially when you're around competitive people and ship and you know. But yeah, it was also fun, show man.
That's great. I've forgotten to tell you something.
Yeah.
Fuck, I should have told you this in the in the beginning, or at least when we're emailed. I should have let you know. Yeah, I'm just gonna have to say it now, and I hope that you're gonna be a kind of it. But yeah, okay, well, just you've died.
You're dead? What? Yeah, this is the this is like the afterlife?
Yeah, yeah, tell me how did you die?
I mean obviously probably in a in a drive by. Probably I got taken by the streets, isn't it.
Yeah? It was so inevitable. You know, you didn't put enough effort in in someone.
Someone and the hard shoots of reading damn, but this is it.
Yeah, do you worry about.
I've nearly died so many times that I've nearly died a lot a lot of times, really, yeah, like proper near death experiences the other ones. I say. I had one massive near deaf experience and that kind of changed my perspective on death for a lot where the other ones were so basically long story, shoot, I'm going to Australia to do some shows, but before I go Australia, I do some shows in Asia because it's sort of somewhat from Asia to Australia is like maybe you know, ten hours,
and then from England. So you I think, fucklet me divide. I've never been Asia, and I want to see Asia. You know the money and you're making big money in them areas, but you know, it's fuck it. So I got Indonesia first, and I'm feeling kind of weird, but I'm like, oh, it's jetlag. And I get to Bangkok and I'm feeling just like bad and ills. I'm like, bro, I'm I to go, like I need to go doctors maybe, And basically I wake up, I go downstairs and I
just black out right. I just collapse on the floor and they come let the total rush up to me, and the just like, yo, where are you at? Like you're right, and I'm just like yeah. They're like, we'll get you a tiktook, right. So when the back of this tiktook, I go to the hospital and the nurse or the doctor puts a thing in my mouth and nose and says, oh, you've got influenza, like you've got the flu. And I'm like, are you sure, and she's like, nah, every time you think you have the flu, you have
a cold, this is the fluit. And I'm like, all right, cool. So I went and did a show, right. I actually went and did the show, and then I come back and I'm still feeling fucked up, right, And then basically I go back to my yard. I'm going to sleep, but as I'm going to sleep, I feel like that my heart is being like grabbed and clawed, and I can feel myself blacking out and I'm sweating and I'm sweating buckets bull and I can feel myself I can't breathe,
and I'm like, fuck, I'm going and I couldn't. And it's that weird feeling of falling asleep and lose, and it's like it's not even like falling asleep. It's more like losing a grip where your eyes are open, but it's like a black hole is closing up, and I'm like, yo,
like I'm going. And I remember texting my mom because I basically the hotel the guy put me in with shit, so I put my own hotel and no one knew where I was, so I had to text her like yo, because because you know, let's be real, not to be whatever, but you can go missing, you know what I'm saying. It's just one of them places you could go, you're missing them. And my heart is just fucking fit, and I'm sweating buckets and I'm feeling the idea of fighting it.
And I saw all these flashes a gun in my head, and I had this weird full in my head that when I was young, if you would have told me when I was twenty two that I was going to die in a hotel in Bangkok, I would have gone at twenty seven. I would have gone half yere. But I just had this idea that I didn't want to die, but I can't stop myself, and that I'm not ready to go, but there's nothing I can do about it. And I wasn't at peace with it, do you know
what I'm saying? And that was the horrifying part, is the fact that you feel like you're dying, but you're there's no peace, there's no good feeling, there's no just like, Okay, this is my time, let's go. I just felt like I didn't want to go, so I blacked out, woke up in like a puddle of mount sweat, and I've gone to the hospital and then the guys like, yeah,
I think you got influenza. But I made sure I've got all these I've got fucking I've got sdi chet, I got everything, and the guy's like, I don't know. Gone back to my hotel, still feeling fucked up, blacked out again, went back to the hospital and then the doctor's like, nah, we'll put you in the room. They put me in a room, and the doctor's coming the next day and she goes basically, put this mask on. You have measles, you have influenza too, and your lungs
of hemorrhaged. So my whole lungs are filling out with blood. And it was just and they put me in this quarantine where they put me in this little room in Bangkok, so none of the nurses speak English, and I can't express to them how I feel like I'm burning up. And I remember I had this dream that I'm in Hell and it's sort of like you know that seeing in the matrix where it's like they're in like having a party, like the big cave thing. It felt like that,
but it was like a jungle rave. There's this jungle music playing like jungle and it's just sweating, and it was so vivid with the heat on my skin where I was just where my lungs are hemorrhaging and I'm so hot that I basically I've started getting what's the what's the word called delusion? Is the delusion? You know the word.
Right, yeah, hallucinations.
I started doing that. I started getting hallucinations and the doctor, so when I asked the doctor, she was like, no, no, you're fine. And then someone had to fly over to bring me back. And the doctor said to them like, look, you know, he would have he would have died if he didn't come. He would have gone because he's lungs were enorrhaging too much and he would have he would he wouldn't have made it. If he would have stayed
another couple of nights, he wouldn't have made it. And yeah, I fucked me up man like that really, like you know. And then I got home and I couldn't see, like I went blind. And the reason I went blind was is because I was so dehydrated that my corne is cracked. Like That's how I lost in like in a week or that I probably lost like a stone away. And then I took a week off and I won Australia, baby,
you know it, and I went Australian. Man, I was so fucking chest infection, I slept the whole fight that.
Wow, So you so you imagined Hell as like the Matrix Revolutions or yeah, in a cave with jungle music.
No, it doesn't sound bad at all, but it was just this weird Yeah, it was just like this jungle.
It was just so hot, right, it was so hot. That's why you knew it was Hell.
Yeah, there's no war. We might not be in the hell. We might have just been a fucking sick jungle rave. It might have been a sick squad rave. And that I was saying, I'm like squad rave in the hell that's interesting.
What so what do you think happens when you die?
Now?
What do you how do you think?
I don't know, you know, like I thought of, I thought of play with many ideas like I don't. I don't believe in those sort of organized religion like an anything, a bramming or anything like that. I believe that the facts of what happens to you, for me is sort of comfort enough. The fact that I die and I go back into the earth and then I make life again,
that's that for me gives me comfort enough. Like I don't think I need to go somewhere with pearly gates and white flowers seeing my grandma like you know, But the fact that I go in the ground and I make life again, you know what I'm saying, and truly just carry on with the cycle of what this is is sort of enough for me. Yeah, I think I think you know, you just you just you just go back to wherever you came from.
Really, and that's it amazing.
You know, you live this life as much as you can, then you're sucking. Then then you go and that's it so fucking about, you know what I mean?
I like it.
After all, that's too deep for this podcast. Man.
No, no, that's exactly right, that's exactly right.
All right, well.
Too, I just like that. After all, your travels are the one with extremist groups. Your your view of death is the same as a racist, say, go back to where you came from, the.
White because I about Africa. I got to Africa and the yeah yeah, yeah.
Yeah, No, I love that. That's beautiful. What I will say is you may be disappointed to find there is a heaven. Actually, and your grandma is there?
Oh oh god, I mean you know, good all my grandmother are alive.
Actually, well this one is. I got more news for you.
Oh you haven't heard.
It's a heck of a day. Anyway. This heaven's great, you'll love it. Lots of good gigs, no flu or measles or exploding lungs. But in this heaven they won't know about your life. But they won't know about your life through films. And the first thing they want to ask you is what is the first film you remember seeing.
The first film I remember seeing is a bootleg Pirate video.
Yes please?
Or Aladdin?
Nice?
And I remember it was Pirates. So we see the picture. And back in the day VHS pirates, they ain't like the pirates. Now these were VHS pirates. So the quality was.
Was it filmed in the cinema?
No, no, no, no, no, it wasn't. It wasn't a film in cinema, Like it was just like duplicated, right, you know what I'm saying, because this was maybe fuck this was but I was going to be free. So the film probably had just come out. But to buy the original VHS would have cost you like ten to fifteen pounds twenty quick. We didn't have that, so you
could get the three pound one. And what it would be is it would probably just be someone who got the original tape and duplicated it so much that the picture quality went terrible.
And then photocopied the picture right and slip that in the sleeve.
Yeah yeah, yeah, photo copy that you got damn right, bro, you got down right? You know what I'm saying. Like, because back in the day, how my grandma used to like, my grandma had mad videos, and the videos there would be that she just recorded the movie on TV. So you get the VHS and you record the movie on TV. So sometimes she would forget to press stop on the record. So you have all them old adverts.
O great, so.
It'll be like by the Citron one and ship and it would just be like it'd be weird to watch all these old adverts of all these you know I'm saying. But yeah, Like so my grandma would have all these videos of where she recorded movies on the vhs.
Do you have siblings, Yeah, I got I've got three sisters.
Yeah.
Oh wow, which order are you? Where do you finish?
I'm the second.
So were you watching Aladdin with your sister, older sister?
Yeah, my older sister. I was watching Aladdin with my older sister. Yeah, cause my baby my mom worked a lot, so I would be at my grandma's and my grandma's would come to my house like she basically like every day I saw my grandma like kind of raised us on that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So it was watching Aladdin and my Grandma's was probably like my first memory. Now, we watched that video to the fucking Bitch fell apart. Man.
That's all you would do is watch that video, bro, just every day or he's sticking that tape or we're watching that we just hit that rewind. It weren't like DVD was instant. You have the old that bitch Dad, you know what I'm saying now, we watched the hell out of that tape. But no, that was that was That was probably my first one.
That's not a bad first one. What's the film that made you cry the most? Are you a crier?
Now? I don't do you know what? I don't cry at films, but my mom is a mad like my mom will cont like I saw my mom cry so much in my life for movies that her tears me nothing anymore. Like I'm desensitized to my mom's tears, like it's just she But all she did was crying films. Yeah, and I just never really got it. There's a couple of films that like I still had that man, oh that's a bit, you know. And the one that did
it for me lately, which is a weird one was Logan. Logan, but that bit where he goes when he's like he's dying and then he just goes, this is what it feels like. Man, that ship, That ship got me. I didn't cry, but I was. It really got to me, man, Like I don't know what because it's just the film was.
So that you've been there.
I've been there. I've been there, I know where it feels like. But it's just like the film as well, is there something about How can I put it without sounding so it's because it's hard to justify one saying the thing about because that character is one of my favorite type of characters to watch. And I'm not even into westerns that much, but that sort of cowboy motif.
I like the anti hero. I like the guy who does things wrong but has a good heart, you know what I'm saying, Like that hero, Like my favorite comic book hero is Punisher, Like I just I love you know what I'm saying, Or I love that that character, like that character that's always like got to me, Like you know, I love Preacher, like Jesse Custer and Preacher, Like I love those characters that's sort of anti heroes and sort of like, you know what I'm saying, get
the job done and they might do some wrong, but you know, their heart's in the right place. And to sort of have that storyline and then at the end, this sort of man's man you know what I'm saying, breaks down because he's dying. He finally finds that feeling that he's been looking for but can't let himself have, and only in his final moments, it's just fucking that shit has got to men and she turns out. She turns that crossing to the X.
Oh my god, that film a masterpiece. That of Him is fucking brilliant. It's so good.
I think that's one of the best superhero films ever made personally, like and people always say to me, what I got mad that film is beginning to end, just fuck it, and it's like, you know, it's a bad film. When they released the nouir version, you know what I'm saying, But that's some artistic ship. But when they have to release it in black and white for you, bro, you know what I'm saying, That that's how you don't But that was just that ship like a cold Western man.
That shit was just like, you know, the action's great. Storyline is great. You know what I'm saying. It's got enough of that not cheese, but it's got enough of that superheroy kind of thing that you I like in my superhero films, you know what I'm saying. Because I'm a big comic book guy, you know what I'm saying. So I love all that type of stuff. But it's just it was such a unique take on a character that's so known, you know what I mean?
Yeah? Do you cry in real life? Or do just don't cry?
I haven't cried in a long long time. Still, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not like one of them do like, I don't cry, you know what I'm saying. Like, I've had some experiences where I have. You know what I'm saying, I'm gonna lie, but I don't. I don't. It's not my go to emotion.
Now, what about fear? What's the film that scared you the most? Do you like being scared? And do you get scared?
Do you know what film? Do you know? I'm not a big fan of horrors? The one film I remember when I was a kid because basically I was at my dad's moms. Now this is my other grandma, and it's basically around my grandma's house. The would be all of our cousins would be there because I've got like, on my dad's side, my family's huge, Like I've got like I think I've got like maybe thirty first cousins and all of them have kids and then some of
them have kids you know what I'm saying. So I've come from a big family on my dad's and my dad's got like seven my dad's got six sisters and three brothers and jummy and they've all got three four kids and shit, and so all of my cousins would be at my grandma's little house and that. And I remember it was late late. It must have been. I mean I say late, I'm so saying I'm about seven eight, and it's like I say late, it's probably like maybe ten forty. I remember they put exorsistem man. That shit
fucked me up man. And another film that Another thing that sucked me up was the goose Bumps movie. That ship fucked me up man, that do And I know this isn't a movie, but the Goosebump TV show. There's one episode of Goosebumps I couldn't watch the day, that's how scary it was. It was like this girl she gets transported into a snow globe. And when she gets into the snow globe, it's like this normal town, but everyone just has pig masks on and they don't say anything.
They just chase her, right, and the whole the whole half an hour. Is this girl just running for her life? Why these people with pig masks just ominously look at her and just running. Bro, That messed me up. It's the fact that they don't say nothing. Yeah, it's just they just see her and they will have these really messed up pig masks and they just start chasing her down the road and then she's just running this and this is her. It's just it's just a white girl
running for half an hour. And it's one of the scariest things a little seen in my life.
Man, what is the film that people don't like? It's not critically exclaimed, but you love it unconditionally. You think everyone's an idiot.
There's a thing called Love Don't cost a thing, right, and it's got Nick Cannon and Christine Million, right, and Steve Harvey plays the dad. Yeah, when I told you this film, I love this film. So it's like it's that it's the basic premise of the guys in high school. Nick Cannon, who's obviously thirty at the time, he's in high school and he's like a nerdy kid, and then he basically pays Christy Million, who's like the popular girl, to like pretend to be his girlfriend so he can
become more popular or something like that. But she fools in love. Yeah, but obviously, man, I don't know what it is about that film, but I love that film, man, just I just I just love it. I remember one time I went my boy and with good I said to me, old Bom you love Don't Cost the Fit, Bro, I fucking love that film. But like, we like what you like that film?
Do you keeping it so secret that we loved this film? But we loved that he goes that's fo sick though, That's love Don't Cost the film with Christy Miller and Nick Cannon. Honestly, probably one of the you know, there's.
A few there's that. I'm not really into romantic stuff films, you know what I mean. I got burnt on that. I remember not that long ago a girl made me watch Notebook. That film is one of the most depressive fucking films I have ever seen in my life. I hated that film. I was mad at for showing me that. I was like, why would you show me this? But this is so you're telling me they die John, I'm saying, but they're so hurt that she can't she got it was that felm me so scary. I googled our Silence.
I googled how not to get our simnst. That's how much that films from you. I was googling how to prevent the menta.
That's the film that's scared device.
Yeah, that film there, that film, that film maybe ye do you know what? Let me go back on that one. No book film scared me the most. Like, I've never had a film that made me google how not to get dementia. But I'm out here eeing golgie berries now out of fear that I would lose my memories. I
gonna lose my memories, bro, Like that's so terrifying. But yeah, sorry, loved don't cross the field because in terms of romantic films, it's not my favorite because there's one there's one character in a romantic film or a love interest that I think is so underrated. I think it's the best depiction of a love interest in any film ever made. Right, And to this day, I'm pissed. You never want to Oscar right mini driver in good Will Hunting is the
best love interest in the film ever made. And you can't, no one can, no one can change my mind on that but and that film she plays the perfect role. She plays that role perfectly, like there is no there is no love interest that I was so rooting for in that film, because in any for any other film like that love interest is like because she was funny.
She was because sometimes I watch a film when I've seen a love interest and I'm like, are you trying to make me buy into the fact that a woman that don't matter about all the hardships you would go through, but you'd still be with her? Like I don't buy into it. So I'm like, she's just kind of yeah, but her in that film, And it's not because she's a beautiful woman. It's not bad even her looks. It's just the personality loses out that role. You know what
I'm saying. She beats Christy million. If Christy million it was in love don't cost a thing, you would have had many that you would have had that poster.
I'm loving this was the film that you used to love, but he watched it recently and you do not like it anymore. Street Fighter the movie, great answer, the perfect.
When I was a kid, there weren't a better film than Street Fighter, the movie I was like, Yo, this film is so bad. Yeah, like You've Got the You've got the Guy with the Light. Oh. I love that film when I was a kid, and I watched it recently, I'm like, yo, this is honestly probably the worst film ever made. But when I was a kid, that was that was a great film. But purposeful, Yeah, really good, know what I'm saying. Kylie Kylie Yeah, Van dam Kylie
min and a bunch of actuals. Oh. There's one guy where if you saw his face, recognize him, but I can't remember reason him. He plays, he prays the last spot, he plays the big boss. I can't remember. But anyway, Yeah, but man, and you see blanker blankers like the green the guy does the electricity. His character looked fucking awful in that movie, man, Like the makeup is terrible. And that's that big budget too. That was no low budget movie.
You know what I'm saying. But that that film's probably I think one of the one of the films that as a youth I loved it. You know, it's one of them films where you would love it in your youth, but as you get older, you kind of film, yeah, kind of you look for different things. At that point, you know what I'm saying.
What's the film that means the most to you? Not necessarily the film itself is any good, but because the experience you had seeing it will always make it special to you.
I'd probably say eight Mile. I'd say eight Mile for one reason, and there's another reason where it's like I'm more conflicted about it because of this like loosing it because it's one of them weird things. Well, at the first I think eight Mile because I remember when I
was a youth. One of the things I would do as a kid is when I go to my dad's on the weekend, he would we would go Hackney Marsh Hackney Market, and we would buy a video, like a pirate video, and he would go back to his house and he would make us fried chicken or lazagna or wrote like the only things he would make is spagheti brodonneise, fried chicken or asagna. And as we got all that we realized because they were cheap to make, but back then we.
Loved it, like yeah to that restaurant, Yeah yeah.
And then we'd watch a video and I remember eight Mile was the one I always wanted to watch, like like I remember this that time kind of reminds me of that time and another film that kind of resonated with me a lot when I saw it, But it's kind of one of them things now is because he's got Kevin Spacey, so I understand the context of that, but you know, just if just the film alone, you know, if I was being honest, there would be American beauty.
I remember watching that young. I remember I Got fucking Baked man. I was like so high when I watched it. And I remember my college too. I was like, yo, watch this film in it and it was just that there was something that resonated with me about a guy who had stuff but said, fuck it, I don't want this life anymore. You know what I'm saying, Like this
isn't for me anymore. And I don't know what it was that resonated with me, but it's just that thing of like, even though this is what everyone's telling me I want, I don't want this, you know what I'm saying. I remember that storyline really hitting me and really just that freness of him being like I don't want it, but this is this is this is what everyone told you they want. I don't want it. You know what
I'm saying. I think there's something real freeing about that and it was something that really hit me when I saw that as I fun and that's like, you know what I'm saying, it's really I really thought that was real deep.
Yeah, yeah, what's the film you must relate to?
Jo? It sounds crazy and my life wasn't like that, But there's real elements of kids the film kids that I kind of get, you know what I'm saying, Just that sort of like being young and trying to be a man or what you think a man is, you know what I'm saying, especially around your friends and sort of how you view things and sort of like trying to deal with adult things but still with an adolescent mind. Yeah,
do you know what I'm saying. Now, So you're trying to deal with these real adult things that are coming at you in life when sort of when you when you grow up certain ways or in certain places, adult situations come to you a lot earlier than people that
grew up in other places. You know, you're sort of exposed to a lot a lot earlier, so you have to deal with those concepts and those you know, those those not hurdles, but those themes in life that are going to come at you, whether it be you know, you know, sex, violence, all these type of things, and
how you've got to deal with that. But then also you're a kid, and it kind of reminds me of you know, late night deal with my friends and sort of really you know, like I mean, one on one thing that really resonates that one thing I remember when I watched that film. A real coming to age moment for my life was the first day I just roamed the streets. We had nowhere to go, we had nice to do, but we left the house at twelve and we weren't coming back to ten. And that was the
whole day where there's bomping up and down streets. Yo, let's go knock round and see if he's home. Boom. We go knock around his house. He's coming out. He's coming out. Boom, he's joining. Now let's go hit the park. We go park, We're going to see. Oh, we see some people there. We go smoking joint. Boom And this the whole day, just roaming the streets like that was such a coming to age moment for me.
You know what I'm saying, No, just saying it's so exciting.
Yeah, it's exciting, and it's just you know that, And it felt like it was it's like summer, how it's the summer. It's just the whole work, the whole day feels like a possibility. Where now everything's so organized in my life. I know, I have visit two and then I got to go and boom, and I've got tired out my flat because I got some delivery. What I'm saying now, I gotta pay my bills, I gotta make
this cool. I've gotta have this meeting where back then it was just a wide open day and you just put on your trainers and you just boom, you set out. That's it. And and that's kind of like the seem of Kids, where you got this wide open thing, but also with the backdrop of you've got to deal with a lot of concepts and adult themes that your brain can't comprehend but has to, you know. And I think that that film kind of resonated with me a lot.
Brilliant Right, what is here we go? Let's hope it's not the same answer. What's the sexiest film?
The first time I saw camerond As in Mask. You know what I'm saying, Like Cameron d As in Mask.
Is unbelievable, mass she was.
I remember the thinking that woman is. I remember, yeah, go with you know, because you would fancy girls. You know what I'm saying, Oh, she's cute, But that was the first woman I went to. That woman was beautiful in that film. You know what I'm saying.
Though, it's one of the great entrances in cinema history.
Yeah, Cameron Dias Mark even do you know what Like I don't know the names of the films, but the films that would come on late night on Channel five, remember that films? Yeah, Film but them Film was there too. They were early wanking and you had to like and you had to go through a whole storyline because you can come but I'm telling you, but there'll be a whole storyline and ship and you'd have to like have a TV in my room and I would like, turn the TV down, I'll go outside, see if you could
hear it from the outside. So I had like enough that I could hear it, but you can't hear it from the doors. And you'd have like that you'd have your backup channels just in case someone can.
That you can follow the story you need to follow.
Of course, of course you had the backup channel. But yeah, dumb films. But also like Cameron Dias, I would say, calm my lecture when she's in a good burger. You know that was that she was bad? Man? Yeah, man, I think they were films were these girls are bad as hell? Yeah, I'm saying they were so bad.
There's a sub categories to this question. Traveling Boner is worrying, why jes film you found a rousing that you weren't sure you should.
Yeah, so I'm trying to think about this one. Actually think the mom and Adam's family Titia.
Yeah, the mom, Yeah, lovely.
That's probably. But it's like it's meant to be this weird kind of goffy vampire woman.
But they're a very sexy couple. They're fucking all the time and they're madly in love.
Yeah, all right, Winnie the Pooh, Okay, thank you not wearing no trousers, thank you, thank you.
That's now. Now, what is objectively, objectively the greatest film?
If it is the answer that you get a lot, I'll give you another one because I've got two that I think for different reasons. I would say objectively, a film that's perfect beginning to end, These good Fellows.
You can that because I love it.
Yeah, beginning to end. There is no fat because it's not about as a comedian. The best way I can explain it, do you ever see someone do it? It's like Gary Delaney's joke I had and you know, I've got on their school, filled it with diesel. Now she's dead. There's there's literally no fat in that joke. Just every word and everything is for a purpose and there's no fucking about. And it's like that for me that film. Every scene is perfect, every actor is great, every music choice,
it's just beginning to end. One of the most perfect films ever made. I think it's just there's no boring points, there's no lulls. And it's a long film too. It's not sure two hours.
No, it's two and a half as. I don't know if you know this, but me and this Kuma have pitched a game show called good Luck not watching Goodfellas, and it's where we sit. Contestants come on and they need to do something, but we put on good Fellas at any point in the in the film. That's funny and they have to try and not watch good Fellas.
That's funny. Good Fellas is one of them films where, no matter what I'm doing, if I'm flicking over, it could be any time. I could be. There's been times where I'm about to go sleep and you know, you're flicking over before and there's Good Fellas and it's forty five minutes in and I'm watching the whole fucking thing. Yeah,
you could like, I haven't seen the beginning. I'm watching the whole thing, even if you know the helicopters to chase him and he's doing the cop Well, I love that film so much, man.
What was your other one? What was your nice?
Yeah, worries?
I think you can have good Fellas there. You can have Good Fellows because it's fucking brilliant.
Yeah.
What is the film you can or have watched the most over and over again?
The Dead nice after. I've watched that film so many times, man, Like I've seen that film. It's always the go to film for me if I'm like, if I'm chilling, you know, if I'm smoking with a friend and they're like, I put that on TV. I put shoeing the Dead if I'm with a girl, and if I know what's that Watch the Dead. I'm saying it's such a go to film for me, that it's one of them films that like it's just always it's just always a film that I go to, man, whatever, we just really love that film.
I think it's that because I love zombies. That zombies is one of my favorite genres. People of that sort of yeah, people, but like that's one of my favorite genres. Like I love you know, evil dead and doing they are dead. I love them ships and that film is really such a nice take on it, and it's just you know, it's like funny, and you know that's the problem. I go to film that.
We don't like to be negative. So will be fairly quick. What's the worst film you ever saw?
Do you know what? I had to actually this scale show me this film and I had to actually ask for what the name of this film was. So let me get it up. The Holy Mountain. I fucking hate that film. Have you seen it?
No, don't know what it is.
It's a real it's a real art house film. It's a proper art house film, and it's regarded as like people like people go, oh, my god, there's some masterpiece. And it's honestly one of the worst fucking films I've ever seen in my life. Man, Like I don't mind, Like I like house films, I'll go I'm that guy who will go picture House of Genesis and sit there and film about two prcidic Jews playing chess, and you know what I like for three hours, Like I'll do that,
Like I enjoyed that. But it's just like such a sort of self wank fest. And people, if people know this film, they're gonna fucking tweet me abuse for this. But it's like, you know, it's like it's like this guy, he's like a thief, but he looks like Jesus and the Alchemist. He represents one of the cards of the Tarots, and he's in this dirt. And then he meets the wharf that has no legs and no arms, who represents
something else. And they go and and all the people are sort of standing in like a cruise to fix to represent and it's just like, oh, my god, and she was so looking forward to showing me this. I was like, this is honestly one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life. I hated every second of that film.
Was that a girlfriend?
But that? Oh yeah, man, oh yeah, yeah, that's the reason we that's the reason she didn't become my girlfriend. Genuinely, it was all going good until she showed that by the ship.
I get it. What is you're in comedy? You're very funny. What's the funniest. What's the film that made you laugh the most?
I'd say Pineapple Express really made me laugh. But that's when you heard Stir crazy answer. Stir Crazy is just like and it's like and I know Richard Pryor and Jean Wilder didn't like each other, didn't they. That's part Nah, apparently they really hate each other. Yeah, Jim Wilder hated I think Jean Wilder hated that Richard Pryor was a coke head who was crazy, and Jean Wilder didn't like I mean, and Richard Prye didn't like that Jem Wilder was his square. I thought he was too good for
everyone or something like that. But like Jean Wilder wrote about how he hated him, and they richly hated it. But they were just such a good comedy team.
But that's why they're good together because that's their parts.
That's why they're kind of good together. Well, I think. I think it's also the thing of like you know, Penninella, they don't talk off stage. I know, it's so weird their famous, their famous or not being friends. Like they go, we like each other, but we don't hang out. I don't talk to his wife. She don't talk to me. And I think that's probably why Jane Wilder, because they wasn't so wrapped up in friendship. They could tell each
other that's not funny. Do it this way, that's not you know what I'm saying that you can sort of be a bit more honest with someone who's not your friend, because you know, we work in the game. You know, it's like when you're working with one of your friends and you kind of go, hey, man, could you you know, I mean, but like you could just be so brute
and that but that but stir crazy man. When they're in the prison and it's you know, it's just he's like Richard Pryor to trying to tell him how to walk is one of the funniest fucking man and that film always has it for me. I think, Gee Wilder is one of the underrated comedy actors.
He's incredible.
You know, he's such a good comedy actor. And I think people give him Jews, but they don't give him jews that actually know how funny he was as a comedy actor. Like I remember my grandma said to me, man, you gotta watch Jewish, told me, oh, you're gonna you gotta watch. You want to watch real comedy because I used to watch Keenan and Kel and she goes, that's not funny, that's not funny. The real real funny is is young Frankensteart, and that's real comedy. I think, Man, yeah,
I hate with that young Frank. Well I put on Young Frank Oh my god, man that changed everything. That film. Oh my god, Jean Wilder in that film, it's just so funny, man, so such a funny film, man, like just and it's so hard to write comedy like that, do you know what I'm saying? Where it's so punchy but not repetitive, and it's just everything's a dang but it's kind of tongue in cheap but done so classy. I love that.
I always think that those films like there's joy in them, like there's some magic to it, which is I don't know how to describe it, but they're with the light, you know what I mean, Like they have joy in their eyes in there.
Yeah. Yeah, it looks like they're actually enjoying doing what they're doing, and they're enjoying being funny, because I think comedy is quite draining and it's hard to keep on enjoying it sometimes, you know what I mean, People get so much enjoyment from it. But you know, to when you see them doing it and it looks like they're having fun doing it, and you know the script's good and it's just like perfect. You know, there's there's certain times in life where things just have a perfect storm
and I think that's the moments. And there was a couple of other guys that like that for me, like Leslie Nilsen from Airplane just such a funny man.
Do you know what I'm saying?
No, And that's such a rare thing where he's just funny, there's nothing, there's no if buts are wise about it. There's some people in this world where they're just funny fucking people. Man. And that guy, man, Leslie, that guy always made me like even when he does like older roles him. There's another guy, John Witherspoon. He was the voice of the Granddad in Boondogs. He was in Friday where he plays the dad. You know, the guy plays the dad where he goes, you eat my pig feet,
you eat my bomber. That guy is just every film he's in. He's in Boomerang where he wears his big shuit with all these with all these mushrooms on it, and it's just everything this guy in he's just He's even in that soul playing film, which isn't a good film. He's so funny, like Bernie Mack was a funny coming like the guy mate. There's one bit, you know, there's
like little lines I love. I just love lines and films like you know, there's one bit where I think it's Friday where he asks to hit the joint he played he plays a pasta and he asked to smoke the joint and they're like, he goes, ain't you a partially got that for my calarect my calorac And the way he says cataract. It's one of the funny you know. There's just guys like that where I just like look up to him or you know what I'm saying. You know Jeane Wilder and Richard Pryor in the stir Crazy.
He definitely does that for me. You know, it's one of the.
Funny, smiling maddics. You've been wonderful, You've been fascinating, funny, brilliant. However, when you were in Taskmaster and you did it with minimal effort, yeah, as you know, there's a rabbit following of the show and you were walking through the streets of reading. Yeah, Taskmaster have been on a few weeks, and you were annoyed with yourself because when you did that tweet saying I'm doing with minimal effort, you were being You were joking because you actually put effort in.
But these people didn't understand that. And they're in the car. They've been circling the area for quite some time looking for you, these massive Greg Davies fans, and they see you just walking. You're just roaming like kids, and uh, one of them pulls out a gun and shoots you deaf. Yeah, you shot me. Shoots you to death many many times. And I'm walking around reading you know what I'm like,
got a coughin with me. I'm looking for looking for jimmalin where there's always I haven't seen Jimali for a while, and not since task Master has been on Telly. Is he all right? I see you in the street. You've been shot to death and there's there's there's blood everywhere. Foxes abada go at your body. Yeah, they've really gone to town. And because of the pandemic, it's not many people on the streets. It's just your body's been ravaged
by street foxes and stuff. And I come on like, fucking hell, man, I knew you shouldn't have done that tweet. You should have been more sincere. I knew that was a risk. Where these things happen, that's Taskmaster for You're not the first drive by shooting from Taskmaster anyway. So I try and put you in this coffin. But there's a lot more of you than I was expecting, because the foxes have left drop ins. You know, you've you've got maggots. There's just more stuff. So I have to
chop you up. To chop you up, women acts like a donut. Stuff you in the coffin, right, stuff, there's more of you, And I was expecting the coffins absolutely jammed right, there's only enough room in this coffin, just like one DVD in the side with you for you to take across to the other side. And on the other side it's movie night every night, and one night it's your movie night. What film are you showing everyone in heaven when it's your movie night?
To Marley the Green Street really yeah, yeah, we're watching Green Street for the rest of our lives. Fucking hell for that, just for that opening scene, for that closing scene when it's like they're fighting and it's just music playing. I love that scene. And there's another scene which I love is when when when he's talking and then he goes when you realize you're not made of glass, life opens up fucking perfect.
Green Street, Smiley Maddis, thank you, You've been wonderful. Have a lovely death. Good day to you.
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