In what is absolutely the most chaotic episode of Fess Up! Yet, a Fess Up! Fan inspires a new segment called "Judge my Taste". Amy also creates a new segment called "Craigslist Craziness" And introduces the world to "The Potato Saga". Ena makes a life-altering joke while several of Amy's jokes do not receive the attention they crave. Marissa owns up to a dog treat-infused past. The Fesses collectively realize they have never actually eaten stromboli. To view the visuals discussed in this episode...
Jul 02, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 20
In this episode The Fess Girls create a new animated hit movie about porcupines! Amy fears Elon Musk will “Batman the shit out of her” and Marissa discovers that she is the villain in one Full House lead’s story. Marissa ruins pugs for Ena and Ena ruins jokes for Amy. They talk about porta-potties and presidential hookup protocol. And last but not least, there is a healthy dose of speak of the polyamorous community of Gay santas, just in time for Pride!
Jun 22, 2021•50 min•Season 1Ep. 19
In this episode, the Fess Girls discuss movies that are particularly stinkerous. They discuss what Disney Park Ride they would be, how they would win an elephant war, and Ena's clicky-pen eyeballs. They wish for things and then ruin those wishes, and they even create new, false identities! You're going to be using their new slang term for self-gratification after this episode. We guarantee it.
Jun 06, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 18
In this episode, the Fess Girls discuss the age-old "sandwich or salad?" debate. They also discuss how werewolves are allergic to cheese, and how boujee beavers are. Amy challenges Marissa and Ena to a duel of compliments and things do not go as planned! The Fesses also determine what two Spongebob Characters they are and you won't want to miss it!
May 21, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 17
A special Happy Birthday Amy episode brings up a lot of talking points. These include: Talking about the Titanic’s cuisine offerings, coming up with a new Birthday Song, Discovering there are some rules in jazz, Colin Mochrie's Improv Secret, and Jason Momoa's Mighty P3N1$. The Fess Girls won't stop talking about DJ Blue, and also make a plea to Jeff Bezos: If you're gonna have all that f*cking money anyway, please just become Batman or Iron Man. And also let your workers unionize.
May 07, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Things get heated with the Fess Girls when they attempt to rank the most datable Rick and Morty characters. The Fesses share their racehorse names with the world for the first time, and they discuss Sonic the Hedgehog's marriage-ruining capabilities. Also, animal butts. Lots of animal butts. Also in this landmark episode, the moment you've all been waiting for: The Fess Girls finally decide what two Shrek Characters they are! Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Apr 23, 2021•51 min•Season 1Ep. 15
In this episode, Ena makes a startling admission to the rest of her sisters about what she believes to be the correct lyrics to a very popular song. This leads to the Fess Girls taking an entirely different popular song and giving it a whole new context. The Fesses craft "Hannah Montana"-style alter egos for themselves and decide what two Harry Potter Characters they are. Don't forget: If it's green, it's clean!
Apr 09, 2021•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 14
The Fess Girls discuss Ena's outrageous new outfit, why Amy is the most "mature" of the sisters, and whether or not Satan is actually pink. The girls play The Newlywed Game and Ena discovers that accents are hard. The Fesses ruminate on the origins of clapping and explain why it is important to put 'Not a dentist' on your dating profiles.
Mar 26, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 13
The Fess Girls discover that the writer of "You're a Grand Old Flag" also wrote a riveting musical lost to time about a mysterious figure known as George Washington, Jr. They discuss the sins of drinking milk in public and get in depth about the family dynamics of Godzilla, the Geico Gecko, and Joanna the Goanna.
Mar 12, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Fess Up! Is back with a whole new look! After a grueling quarantine, The Fess Girls have returned to podcasting and are here to stay! In this episode, they talk about important topics like the relationship between Pennywise, Mary Poppins, and Nanny McPhee, and also the state of Mama and Papa Bear's marriage. They also discover that all answers are right, but some are simply more right than others.
Feb 26, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 11
In this landmark tenth episode, the Fess sisters get heated when talking about superior ring fingers. They discover a new maritime tongue twister, clown culture, and the sex life of one fictional couple. Within you will hear proof that no one can say "do do" without making doo doo jokes, and also that young people really do forget what technology existed in the 60s. Also, we discover Amy is part goat. Send Fess Up! to your friends #TheFessUpChallenge
Mar 07, 2020•54 min•Season 1Ep. 10
In this episode, The Fess Girls discover what revenge Frosty the Snowman yearns for. Amy displays several fundamental misunderstandings about Star Wars aliens. The world's worst sandwich is invented. Ena is disappointed in how much of a Danny Tanner she is, and together, we discover The Headless Horseman's shameful kink. Time to Fess Up: Ridiculous Questions. Real Conversations. Redonkulous butts.
Feb 23, 2020•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 9
FESS UP'S BACK, ALL RIGHT! The Fess Girls return from their hiatus gigglier than ever! Listen as they give helpful karate advice, discuss the newest dip sweeping the nation: Martyole, discuss the origins of the famous Marty McFlart, And create a new alcoholic drink called "Donkey on the Rocks". What DC characters are the Fess Girls? Listen to find out! Also, listen to Amy's awful Harley Quinn impression. Seriously. It's bad. Books Discussed in this episode: How to Ditch your Fairy by Justine Lar...
Nov 16, 2019•50 min•Season 1Ep. 8
After a hiatus of sadness, The Fess Girls are back with an episode jam-packed with bad Amy opinions. Listen within to find out which Fess would survive what horror franchise, what zombie apocalypse dream team each sister would have, and what Stranger Things characters each Fess is! Brace Yourself: Marissa's mic gets wonky about halfway though! (This is why we can't have nice things). Episode 8 will be up in two weeks, so mark your calendars and stay #obFESSed until then!
Sep 14, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Hamstersneeze TrumpetNoseBlow, Freckles McSunburn, and NoFun LifesAMistake return this week using their mouth muscles to yap about what questions they will never say yes to, God Tier Disney Dads, their ideas for the next great movie franchise, and what Arrested Development characters they are. The Fess Girls show off their rap skills and also give the classic movie "The Parent Trap" a much-needed face lift! Try to keep the twins in THIS reboot straight! The Fesses sure can't!
Aug 04, 2019•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 6
The Fess Girls are at it again; This time discussing what your go-to Mario Kart character says about you (Disclaimer: We all hate Toad. A lot. A lot a lot.), what celebrity would win the ultimate hunger games, Amy's strange childhood crushes, gross food combos, and what all of our biggest weaknesses are. Also in this episode: a fight amongst two of the sisters can only be solved through a Trial by Combat!
Jul 27, 2019•58 min•Season 1Ep. 5
In this week's episode, Ena explains why she is a human disaster. Questions are asked about the best safe words, Sims 1 personality assesments, DnD Alignments, and Disney Villains. The Fess Girls give each other the best and worst (verbal) tattoos, and have a healthy discussion on why Marissa is known as the Poop Fairy. The words of the week are: Necromancer's Stage, Grabby Stick, and Evil Flute.
Jun 29, 2019•53 min•Season 1Ep. 4
After the longest "week" of this millennia, The Fess Sisters are back and discussing the cast of Queer Eye's facial hair, the best celebrity butt doubles, hilarious cat videos, the ultimate fictional character spouse, and introducing the modern world to the much-loved colloquialism for the philtrum: the pofe. Are you #obFESSed?
Jun 18, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 3
While battling the forces of technical difficulties, the Fess Sisters discuss Dennis Quaid and his villainy, the most important joke left out of The Book of Mormon, what Marvel characters they are, sexual dimorphism, and how cheese dust and ginger ale are made. Come for the content, stay to listen to the Fesses attempt to play marry, bang, kill with the universe's three most hated characters: Littlefinger, Ross Geller, and Grandpa Joe. Are you #obFESSed?
Jun 01, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Meet The Fess Girls: Amy, Marissa, and Ena! These three funny ladies are sisters who love coming up with zany questions and conversation starters. Listen in as they discuss tasty mythological creatures, Disney crackships, what constitutes cannibalism, George Takei's name, what Game of Thrones character they are, and the true meaning of the name Fess. Are you #ObFESSed ? Want to get your weird question on the show? Tweet @FessUp_Podcast or email thefessuppodcast@gmail.com for the chance! Keep up-...
May 23, 2019•48 min•Season 1Ep. 1
