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So damn.

Sitting there watching it and he'll pause it and he'll do commentary over the episode.

Why?

watching the episode.

We gotta fix it out.

We have a picture right.

Ha ha ha.

This is the good this is the peak hour when they when they get really

Okay, well we're gonna start with that. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and Podcast. Today we are joined by one of my very favorite people on the planet. Yes, luscious. Massacre.

Fear and I'm very scared.

Yeah. Oh you're scared. Why are you scared? The name. Oh, the fear oh Oh the name. Yeah. Well luscious um luscious you just had to silence your cell phone because what happens in the morning, you say?

Men men they love to hit me up and they want to come over like the they love to come over during the day. Really?

Morning.

Yeah, I feel like at night you get the really like the the men who are like they have a sex addiction. There's a problem. But the ones during the day they're the ones who go to work.

Yes. Wait, the ones during the day are not the ones that have a sex?

Well the the ones the the ones.

Early morning.

Are are the responsible ones. It's they go to work and they take a break. Before they go to work they could they come over and yeah, they're pounding the dolls down.

Right.

And then they go to work.

I have a trade every Wednesday at 5 p.m. He comes over.

Oh my god, he's on a sketch.

He lets me have it. Right after work. And you know, I never ask too many questions because I don't wanna like unlock traumas, but I'm pretty sure he probably he's married. He probably has a wife.

What

What percentage of m the men that that the trade do you think have wives?

Well, you know, the marriage rates are falling. Uh birth rates are falling and they're blaming it all on us. Yeah, they are. Baby. They are.

Well the way you're the way you're talking about it, maybe they might be right.

No, well actually let's put the blame on men because why are they coming to us? Why do we have to service them and take care of them and their needs and their sexual frustrations? They put it on us. We're the ones having to take care of them.

And this early in the morning.

And they're they're narcissists because then they go to the bowling the voting booth and they vote against us.

Correct. They do.

That's right. Right. But under but under the the guise of of nightfall, they come over and they pound the dolls. Mm-hmm. But they won't protect the dolls. No. They want to pound the dolls, but they won't want to protect the dolls.

No, no, not at all.

Oh my God. Also, can I say I've been seeing this show and you know, all the things that you do on social media and every homosexual, every drag queen, every trans woman who comes on this show is always hitting on Hassan. Yes. And so just for the sake of balance, I wanna say that Hassan, I'm not into Hassan. Okay. It's not my time. I would never sleep with him. I don't want to be with him. I actually, um, yeah, I'm not bothered.

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I I just wanted to say that because I feel like everyone wants to sleep with this man. And I don't understand.

We do have a clip ready for that.

We do a clip.

Let's let's bring that up. Mark, pull that up.

Just wanna go to the record.

Or you can't.

And let everybody know that I can't be bothered, honey.

Uh yes. So um

I saw this.

Speaking of of uh I don't know how how I feel to the queer community and and uh the way I speak about these issues.

Yeah.

Uh including but not limited to making fun of Austin for being a selfish top. It was brought up by Caleb Heron on the Las Culturas podcast.

Yeah.

And I am still trying to fill space here so that Marsh can pull.

Never gotten better at this.

I told you.

Exactly.

Right.

Okay, there we go here we go, here we go.

Hopsanox definitely posted it.

I have it.

On it again and I am about to shot. I'm just like

Yeah.

Yeah.

True.

Grinder.

I am

Habit.

I am on it again. I am about to shudder again.

This may be the wrong clip.

Also because do are you showing face on there? Yeah.

Oh wait, it is the wrong place.

It is the wrong clip.

No badge. Y'all the they already know the crap.

I'm trying to fly.

It's just how you know that these people are narcissists. They're egotistical. Because all they do is they watch their own videos, they watch their mentions, and they to the point where now they even know, wait a minute, this is the wrong class.

I got it. I got I got it. I just send it to you. It's it pops the next. I just sent it to you.

What was the account?

Uh Pop Sonox. Oh.

It was Pops the knock.

What is Pompsanox? Is that someone we don't like her?

Austin Ox is a is a

Oh.

Um by the way, can we can I mention something?

Scroll down.

Wait to the cloud. Okay. Sweetie, play the clap.

Get on switch.

Oh.

That's Hassan's That's Hassan's domain.

Leave it to Hassan to be on Twitch, to be talking about politics too much. Leave it to Hassan to be talking about gay guys too much. I said this I said this when I went on the show. He was talking so freely about game and I said, Hasan you better fuck a man.

And I would agree and I would say that's a good thing.

Absolutely.

Oh my goodness.

And can I say I think all these people like coming for Hassan?

Oh sure he's handsome.

I agree with that.

I like the song.

I don't know. They come on here and they just want to fuck herself.

I don't need to fuck him, I would just be first in line if there was an option. Like if there's gonna be a sweepstake

I think if he wants to keep talking to the Austin, the little gay guy on his sh podcast.

I don't care.

I love you.

Live for the shape.

He came off as more homophobic than we ever actually did.

Little game No one cares about music.

Don't do it all, gay guys!

You're like our sideshow curiosity.

If you only knew he's probably older than you, bitch.

Well wait wait wait. No no he's not.

Yeah.

I don't know where

You are a metal king guy. You are a metal king guy.

No, but little is a relative term. I mean, compared to him, everybody's little, for God's sake. I mean, look at him, he's huge.

Just like to go on the record.

So early.

I would like to go on the record. I just want to say I am a drag queen and I don't want to fuck Hassan. I am not bothered by Hassan. Yep. I'm not attracted to Hassan. And there's a lot of people out there that like they don't even like Hassan.

Right. There's a lot of people that.

You are you've had the advantage of getting to know him, so Yeah.

That's

Instantly last fuck.

I'm not sure.

I work.

I can't wait. I can't wait until this bit is on Republican National Convention Network. Best friend! Why are can why are senators campaigning with him?

I'm on Fox News with you in the background and my my family is panicking.

Yeah, I uh

Which I I was a little offended when I heard about that because I was like, why am I not on Fox?

You you were on, you were on some of them, but hold on.

I'll show you in a second.

Fox News.

Let's finish this uh real quick. Let's finish the clip.

Talking crazy about gay stuff.

No, just like like he'll be like he'll be like when I went on his show he was like he was like Austin's a selfish top and I was like let's Yeah, you're a real victim.

I am.

Anyway, so there's one other aspect of this that Austin obviously wanted to bring up before March, you turn it off. Uh, you know, there's There's something you're pissed off about with Pop Stanaka. That's part of the reason why I think you didn't even want to mention that he had the original.

Wait, I I would also like to before we move off this Las culturises better have you on the pod to make make good ones.

Me la escucha.

No, no, no.

We could have them on the pond. They don't want anything to do with me.

What they need to have you or it's me?

War.

What? They called you our little gay guy!

I don't What calls me?

My little gay brother, my little gay guy.

I got it.

I'm just a little gay guy today. That's right.

She didn't like that. She absolutely didn't like it. Well hold on, but can I say I just got in here a couple of minutes ago when I walked in, first of all. I walked in and I thought it was one of those automatic doors that just closes by itself. Right. And I turned back and I said, Oh the door's open, I have to close the door. Okay. Because b h honey, one of these maggas will come in here and they'll get us.

I'll t I'll I will speak to this. I will speak to this. Tell me. We were raised in West Hollywood's warm bosom.

Yeah, it's true.

Right.

Uh

Our mentor

So it comes from a good place.

were great players.

But I I do want to say as I was driving here, I was thinking, husky, like I don't know if y'all agree with that.

Mas eu acho...

Everyone at this table is queer.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

'Cause at its core queerness is Someone who was born different and who has no shame and is able to accept their masculinity and their femininity. So I think all of you here are in a sense there's queerness. Because you're very comfortable with your femininity. Oh, for sure. And the majority of heterosexual men are not. They have a trauma and a deep shame that is ingrained into them where they're very ashamed of their femininity. Yes. And so I feel like you boys, these

Mm-hmm.

Well I mean clearly you're taking dick. And you're sucking dick. Taking dick. Oh, ca you're the one.

Why'd you defend it? That's a little toxic.

I would receive it should they offer it up, but they never do.

We need to unpack we need to unpack that shame. There's a shame with you bottoming and you're being

There's no shame.

Being vulnerable like that's it where your we hole is getting opened now. When is the last time they bent you over and they opened your ass up?

We never have.

Mm.

You're asshole for us.

There's no chance. My boyfriend told me, I asked him to top me. He said, Absolutely not, number one.

Okay, so it's a you can't find a top.

And I said,

We need f do we have any volunteer. Person number one if you volunteered.

Is it top short?

I asked him I asked him, I said, Well what if we brought somebody over to top and he said, I will leave the room.

So now the bottom is shaming ham.

I'm getting shaky.

For the King's Chamber. No, I do think that there is a shame around feminine acts and I think bottoming is seen as a feminine act. Right. And so queer people are ashamed of it.

Although I have been getting better at giving him

Oh my god.

That is a very feminine act too.

Wait.

Bullying works.

They've been bullying me about it. And I last time I had it I had an engagement and I delivered

Uh

Uh uh Orally. And um I didn't say anything about it, but I got a text message when he was on the way home.

Give you five stars.

And he literally was like, hey, have you been doing something different? Because that was fantastic. Wow. And I went.

The meatloaf is excellent.

Thank you so much. I was like, thank you so much. And I didn't even ask for it. It wasn't like

What's up? What are you doing? You're just like using the hand

Just fucking

Finger in the butt.

Closing my eyes and

Was the penis clean?

Yes, of course.

Or did it m smell like piss a little bit? What about the ball? No, it was perfect. Everything was still nice. No, there's a lot. No, let me tell you something about homosexuals. They love a penis when it's a penis. You can smell the the the urban. The balls, the the piss too. Let me tell you, newsflash. If you boys did not know, when women go down on you, y'all have.

Sexuary modern penis.

No, I I I

I prefer like Austin does.

I prefer to do that.

So I think we need to push more. I think you need to make next time the penis needs to be it needs to be a little a little musky.

Should I talk about it?

Night of dancing for the right.

Sir, can you go urinate before I

Yeah.

I mean I'm sure he did, but just make sure maybe he just he he doesn't wipe it off maybe.

I can't do it. I don't know if I can do it. Well well I mean m I'll FaceTime you next time. Will you coach me? Because you can't coach me.

Well listen, I used to suck a lot of penis when I was younger because I was ignorant. And I used to think I need to please these men so they will like me. So I was that that fat woman who was like, you know that stereotype of like Oh, big bitches, they know how to suck dick. They're really good in bed because they're fat and they have low self-esteem. And they're desperate, so they're gonna go above and beyond for me. So I'm gonna speak with a fat.

I've

You don't you don't She will go in and she cleans up. You know what I mean? Well, I was that fat girl. I was the when I was in my twenties, I was a very promiscuous woman and I would I was the girl who would like I'm gonna give you a show. Yeah. Right. Because I want you to live for me. I want you to enjoy me. And I want to do good for big bitches everywhere. Okay. Let me tell you something. I have represented.

I saw I saw something recently where you j w what the trade had to use the bathroom and you said

I don't let that when men come over for like hook casual hook ups, which I know you y'all boys probably y'all sh understand. I'm sure you've casually hooked up with women before. But I don't let them use my restroom. There's no there's no running water here. There you can't take a shower. There are no amenities. There are no luxuries.

If we during a casual hookup were like, nah bitch, you can't pick.

Bitch, you can't even use the toilet, bitch.

Cannot do that.

I do it. Well, you're not empowering me. I've paid my dues. So many men have disrespected me. Now I disrespect them first.

And they like it too.

Oh and they l now, but now it's become a kink for them because that I I would do it too like I wanna get revenge on you and I'm gonna shame you for all of the trauma you've put me through, bitch.

But now they love it.

I got it.

Consider it.

Makeup remover, tampon.

I went to your bathroom.

This morning. Do you personally go buy the tampons?

Yeah.

Really? You have walked through the aisles at the drugstore and you buy the tampons for the girls.

I I bought'em on Amazon. It's not It is like walk through the high.

Is that

Okay.

Is that less of a does that make him less of an ass?

Uh Ally.

No, I think that's that's actually kinda sweet. Like listen, all the women watching at home right now, they're gonna live for him. Now they're gonna wanna fuck him more.

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I just realized something.

Tell me.

I have never purchased a tampon and I have never been.

Really?

That is.

Well because I grew up

It's very toxic.

I grew up around a mother who didn't have a uterus. Oh. And she didn't do the thing. You know, she didn't they took I didn't mention it. She they took it out. Uh after me, they took it out. They took she had a hysteria.

What that child that took on the way out took

Yeah. You've done this too many times, you're not.

Yeah.

And my sister my sister um my sister I I don't

She just wasn't bothered.

No, well I don't sh she kind of she's older than me by ten years. So I was like ten years She was already out by the time I was like eight. Right. So I don't I never had any nobody ever needed one. At least when I was camp you know, they're not gonna send me to the store. I was still gonna wanna tampon at eight.

Right.

So anyway, I just never I never I d don't even have you know what I'm gonna change that, but we don't really have many women come through my

Just go buy some tampons just because?

Well I mean what if I have a a woman that is uh performing uh

Well, you can relate to this first time you bought condoms. Very awkward.

Honey gay men don't they don't really buy condoms anymore.

Well I'm not sure.

I mean first time though what do you

Beginners too.

The girls are on prep and doxy pack.

Yeah.

You boys on prep and docce?

No, but I'm in a committed relations.

Why? That's I I find that very strange that you're not autoxyim power.

I don't have sex.

I don't know if the biggest thing is.

I'm married to the game. What?

The one that you was in front of you is.

I just drank it. Now I want another one.

No, motherfucker. I only I only got you once.

It's fine.

Sorry.

Wait, that that's a black coffee. What? No.

Out of cap.

You know what? I have something to say. True. I order coffees every single morning I have spent Luscious. Here we go. No less than two hundred and fifty dollars on

And your page. Undervalued.

texted me in the group chat and they said I'll take a coffee.

They

Right.

We're gonna

You little gay man is what they said. Order us our coffee.

I texted the group thread because I intended him to order on the company card.

You're the glorified coffee girl here.

M the coffee.

Last night, like while we were watching Neighbors, which is amazing by the way. I don't know if you've seen it. Oh, okay. All right.

All right.

All right, all right, don't get mad. I I met the guy who makes it too. I have really funny stories about it, but yeah, awesome.

What what did he recommend you neighbors?

Yeah.

Have you ever watched Not Another Gay Movie? We should put him watch that one.

Oh my god.

That's such a good movie

I was gonna say is last night Austin reaches out to my team.

Right.

Instead of me directly. Yeah. And I get a text message. I'm on the flight. Uh I I'm I'm flying back into Los Angeles. Austin wants to check in the hotel hospital. And I was like, sure.

The hacienda as a word.

The Hassan. Yeah.

Thank you.

Boston in an effort to I guess like make it seem more worthwhile that he's here, like make it seem like he's a team player.

Coffee order.

Not only texted me, no, even bigger than that. He texted me ahead of time and he said, Hey, you want to And I was like, you know what? Fuck yeah, let's do it. We've we don't the last time I've actually suggested watching something with him, he said, what are you gay? Like literally. He straight up he thought it was weird that we would sit on a couch and watch a movie.

What movie wasn't.

It was well it was a it was just a show called Neighbors on HBO. Yeah. Serious.

Big deal for our friendship that he uh he suggests that you're

I recommended neighbors to he and Man friend and then his man friend washed with me and he blew me the fuck off. And now he's been out there.

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He's watching.

I mean it's a good one.

Oh, no.

I needed to go to bed because it was late in the night.

You

Put on your fucking red mask!

Round!

No, yeah, I I I know it but but but Hassan goes to bed at like eight o'clock. It's a lot easier. Right.

More upset that you're stealing the recommendation. Okay.

That's fair.

It's like a curb your enthusiasm uh episode. You stole my rack? You stole my rack.

And and it's uh kinda distasteful now that I I realize like he he cheated on you.

Yes!

Like he watched it with me. Yes. And in my mind, I'm thinking, like, Austin, what a brilliant show you did.

He's dumb!

You're a man of the

There's also a sequel. You're gonna like the first one and then watch the second one. Not another movie. It is one of the greatest most unabashedly queer films ever made. It's it's like a it's like not another teen movie, but the gay version. It y'all need to watch. I haven't been queer.

A bunch of favorite queer movies right off the side. Have you ever seen Hedwig and the Angry?

Of course. Yeah.

No. You haven't seen many queer movies, have you? I

He's he would be able to do that. I think if you were to look at the my portfolio of movies that I've seen and then of homophobes, I think it's probably very similar.

The whole book why just call me by your name? Yeah. Just for like a minute, just to figure out what you're doing.

Zone of interest, call me by your name ten minutes off.

Shower.

Have you seen Rocky Horror?

No.

Have you seen the bird?

Yeah.

Okay.

Call me by your name.

Have you seen Brokeback? You haven't seen it.

I haven't seen it either.

Oh,

You need to learn them.

W you need to give them a queer education, but uh clearly they have to give it to you.

Part of me, part of me, part of me thinks that like these movies are designed for people like allies that need their CR lifestyle, right?

No, I think they're yeah, they're they're there to rep like represent queer people and tell queer stories.

Which is

Why I'm gonna watch it.

Have you seen Moonlight?

But let me tell you why he didn't like heated rivalry because the whole time he's watching heated rivalry he's like damn I can't do this heated rivalry 'Cause I he's watching it from the sense of like, damn, these gays they're getting me honey. Yeah, ca'cause it It comes from a place of like can I compete with these gays?

are all about vanity, they're very obsessed with the vanity. He's looking at these boys from queer from the heated rivalry show and he's like, damn. If you're not going to be able to do

Yeah, call it out.

No, but is it not?

What what do you mean by compete compete in what way?

Like you

Oh yeah, I mean I can't play hockey.

No, you didn't agree.

Where you're like Damn, these motherfuckers look And now this is the standard of what these gays are supposed to be giving. Stay here? I can't do this. No!

Oh no, I I I I feel very confident.

You can finally speak your truth about it.

I don't know.

Six and a half and three quarters is perfectly fine.

Well my penis is fine. There's nothing wrong with my penis.

about the heated arrival.

He did rivalry.

Why didn't you like about it?

I didn't dislike it at all. I just have a hard time watching series in general. No, I thought the sex was perfectly fine. I thought the sex was great. I thought the sex was great. I just thought that I I loved it every second of it. I just didn't have an opportunity I just haven't had time to finish it, really. Oh, okay. That's really what it's about. I haven't there's no There's no disrespect. I've I have all the confidence in the world. Everybody knows that. Right.

Have that we're gonna have the heated rivalry boys on when you're not on. No, not one of these days because you haven't watched.

Well finish finish your story about us on the couch.

Anyway, no, I mean the point of the story was we watched neighbors, it was fantastic. Yeah.

Really.

Every single person in the show is Austin. Yeah.

What's wrong?

So neighborhood.

I've never

Neighbor neighborly dispute. Talking about like ridiculous like fights between neighbors, basically.

Yeah.

It's all real.

Then it's all Austin. I cannot begin to explain to you how Austin everyone

Can I tell you what it's like watching something with Hassan? And I observed this while we were watching it, but I didn't want to bring it up.

We're just gonna drag them.

Wanna save it for the podcast?

Yeah, drag'em.

programs on television like he's watching a video with his stream. So he he'll take the remote

That's damning.

Sitting there watching it and he'll pause it and he'll do commentary over the episode.

What?

We're watching the episode.

We got a picture right.

Right.

That's right!

watching it. And it it happened it happened once and I he paused it to talk about something. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and then eventually and then he lets it go again and then he does it again and then I'm like not even responding. I'm just listening to the commentary like I'm watching.

Watching a screen.

Not true. Not true.

This motherfucker is commentating over the fucking HP.

No

You know that's mental illness. It's mental illness. Oh, yeah. He needs to be reprogrammed. He streams so much now, he doesn't even know how to function in a private setting. It's meant to rocket. I would be concerned.

I

Enjoyed it.

I thought it was a good one.

I thought I was cute. I thought I was cute. I thought I was cute.

Altyazı M.K.

I was like

Come on the couch with fucking Hassan Piker. No. I mean come.

Come on.

All right, listen, there's one more story that we have to

get to, obviously.

Um, no politics, uh not on some politics shit here, obviously, but like last three weeks, there's been a lot going on in the world.

But

American media's been predisposed with little o me for some weird reason. And the final culmination point of all of this, uh in the aftermath of the Michigan rally that I did with Doctor Abdul Al Sayyid, he's running for Senate, he's a brilliant guy, uh, was I think

Can I say I love that we were just talking about balls and piss and now we're doing politics.

Well, yeah.

Yeah.

You get everything on this.

A little bit of everything up in here.

We need that March you pull up my tweet if Or her tweet is fine.

Hey, my name's Will Niff and I'm gonna be selling uh ration buckets for the end of the world when the end comes and there's zombies walking the earth and heathens and sodomites Have taken over the surface world, you're gonna have a Wilnef ration bucket. It got split pea, it got meatloaf, it got everything you need. to preach the gospel in your bunker. But where can you buy it? You can buy it on Shopify, because that's where I list Will Neff survival crossover Jesus loving product.

Did she come for you personally?

She's been coming for me nonstop. She can call me like an Islamic terrorist, all the stuff. But basically

Yeah.

He flew back in on like a fucking six AM flight from Detroit, Michigan.

Not exactly.

And

She's acting like Perez Hell Tender.

Yeah, and we were trying to sleep on the flight, right? So Laura Loomer says exclusive pig. Uh can you zoom in a little bit?

Not a source sent me these photos.

Who sent me these photos of the

Random bridge.

Oh, you know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wearing pro socialist clothing while sleeping in first class seats. On yeah, on a Delta flight today from Detroit, Michigan, LAX Airport. This is what we call champagne of socialism. Piker was flying back from Michigan today where he just campaigned with jihadist Michigan Democrat US Senate candidate Abdul Say. Anti-billionaire socialist club, they save in their first guest seas. So

First of all

I mean I I I quote retweeted it and I said, Like, look at us living in the lap of luxury'cause this is

You know. Samely too.

I flight from Michigan.

Yeah.

When you think of like

Yeah.

Emirates probably.

Yeah, when you when you think of billionaires flying high you think of a a fucking four hour flight

Ran.

I do think just so you can combat the criticism, maybe you should just start taking the bus.

Yeah, I should take that.

You know the tickets they're like forty dollar tickets. Yes. You know, you can

There's a lot of good trade on those.

It can be fun too to just like, you know, disconnect for a thirty hour drive. On the bus? You know?

Yeah, I travel maybe a little bit much for that. I like I feel like logistically it just wouldn't work.

Well I mean you could start it.

Well

You could stream on the book.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, that'd be great.

Can you pull the photo up again?

I think just for just for the sake of principle, just can you start asking for seat forty seven B in the back? The one in the middle, the middle seat in the back of the flight of the plane.

It's crazy because like this doesn't this is like a normal flight. I don't think anyone's gonna look at this and be like, this is shit.

This is when I saw this photo, I couldn't help but notice that if I was there Uh this wouldn't have happened.

Okay, wow.

Why? Because I I would have been sitting in first class. Number one, I'd be on an aisle seat. Right? Be on an aisle seat.

We were both on a

Yeah, but you weren't but the thing is is you two are not attentive. Oh they don't know what's happening around them. Excuse me, hold on

Dog, they took creep shots of us while we were sleeping.

I have. No, no, no, no. Hold on. It's not has nothing to do with the flight simulator. Right. But uh ever since the horrific terror attacks of nine eleven, I have always been at a heightened state of awareness. Right.

So do you are you telling me you five you fly first class so you can be the first one to protect and defend and attack?

Yes, that's why I no, it's not Wi Fi free. It's very comfortable. But what I was saying what I was saying is I I'm always looking

I'm always a little bit more than a little bit.

going on. So if somebody's mysteriously lo loitering around the bathroom, what is you what are you doing? Right? What high waiting

So you were the girl who took the picture.

He was the one. But in all seriousness.

He was the Lord.

I'm always curious when I'm not going to be able to When somebody gets up, like what they're doing, what's their story? I'm a people watcher. I would have watched and I would have seen nothing would have gotten past me. I would have watched them take the photo. They wouldn't have been slick enough to get past me. Nobody can take a photo without not showing any body language that they're taking a photo. And I would have seen it.

I would have said...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's true. I slept because I'm an idiot.

I like to sleep on a plane.

I'm not trying to prevent nine elevens from happening.

Like it.

related story with this plane flight as well.

Oh.

Well at this point MAGA is gonna label you the terrorist on the plane at this point.

No, no, no. That's is basically what's been going on, but it's not just MAGA. It's also CNN as well, because there's a lot of people who are pro-Israel as CNN and they've also been coming after me. And and I was watching CNN on on this morning flight before I fell asleep because I was it was on my Instagram story. Um but it would be Hasanabe updates, they probably re-uploaded it.

What this man has the fan page and he knows all the teams. Baby, the girl.

Yeah, I'm I'm mentally ill. I'm monitoring the situation when I'm on this flight'cause I'm like, you know, the Iran stuff's big deal. Gotta figure out what's going on. It's live television on the flight'cause you know Living in the lap of luxury. Right.

Right.

I'm watching CNN. Dana Bash comes on, she does their whole bit, all of a sudden. Dana Bash starts talking about the Democratic Party's tent might be too late. There's a controversial far left streamer, Hassan Hassanabe Pike. Who's famous for saying America deserved nine eleven and it's just my face and it just says like the quote like America deserved nine eleven. There's a guy sitting next to me also watching CNN.

Then

Yeah, except also

watching.

The Laura Lumersaur got you again.

And you go, is that you? And I go, ha ha, no. And it was. Hold on. And he was like, but he looks a lot like you. That's so crazy. And I was like, yeah, it's me. And I had to be like, I'm not a bad person.

Well did you explain to him like well it's actually the

Foreign. But like in that moment I was like, I hope he doesn't think I did nine eleven and I'm gonna do it again. You know what I mean?'Cause like you're kinda half watching CNN and they're like, Oh, this guy was responsible for nine eleven.

My brother did study to become a pilot, but he learned- He learned how to land also!

He knows how to He knows how to build planes. It's not just about black-

You neutralize it easily. You say you turn to him and you say, look, we're flying over a lot of flyover states right now, and none of these are big targets.

Right.

Let me put your heart at ease. I know they're calling me a terrorist.

What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do? Do I do think we need to put Hassan like on a little Sunday school. Yeah. We need to teach him how to do his makeup. Yeah. We need to teach him how to like put a bra on, put a wig on. Cause eventually you're gonna have to go into witness protection. And I think the easiest, most, you know Effective way for you to disappear into the world is to start to cross-dress. It worked for that, who was that man, Byron or Brian? Honey.

Well he didn't he uh Yeah.

Yeah.

are cross dressing out there and I feel like we sh need to teach you the art of cross dressing so that, you know, if you ever get to a point where the entirety of America hates you, you can just turn into a woman and disappear into the world. If they're not going to be able to do it, you can

But America loves

It's it's women especially detective. Especially, you know. Man who's crossed.

Do you ever do you ever go in full ever go?

I'm always out. Uh I've I haven't done it on the plane, but I do live a considerate amount of my life as a woman, presenting as a woman during the day. And you know, I've never thankfully been disrespected. By anybody like being rude or but I also know that for the majority I live I'm in LA and even when I was in Texas, I uh sometimes

I

Uh y you're right.

The street.

It took me months to meet you out of

Yeah, I'm always a woman half of the time. I present as a w uh most during the day I present as a woman and then at night I present as a man, which is crazy.

You present as a man but I still feel your

But sometimes.

I feel your I feel your womanly energy. Yeah.

Well I am a very feminine creature in both states, but I do I I know the art of male presentation and female presentation. And I think we need to teach us on how to how to how to

I've tried. I've tried as you've seen probably.

But we need to teach you how to so you can do it on your own so there's days where you can just get dolled up and just go outside. Uh-huh.

off of this I wanted something that I wanted to uh ask Austin's advice on in particular. I already mentioned this to Will, but uh

That was it.

Delta flight.

Yes.

And I'm a Delta Platinum Medallion member.

What is it?

What is the best way that I can communicate to Delta that I no longer feel safe on their flights and that I would like to get comped first class forever?

Well that first of all that's a

Huge app.

Also, Delta's not bothered by you, baby.

Well I'm a platinum medallion member.

Yeah, when we're when we're

I'm a loyal customer.

Thank Scandin, they thank him.

Well they thank me a little harder because I've done it.

Yeah right.

Super advice.

We wanna talk about socialism. Get rid of all the diamond class, platinum status, all the privileges, all the VIP.

That's what I'm talking about.

Every bitch sits in the back of the plane so that we can stop having these issues because let me tell you something. Elite status, I'm bitter about it.

Well like I could I travel quite a bit.

How do I white hat Karen this into into a

Look, I'll be honest with you. You don't have a lot of leverage because you don't know who took the photo. Right? And then if it was the flight attendant, then we're getting into some weird territory because then you could s lose somebody their job and we're not trying to do that even if they Even if they're not.

Working with a right wing psychopath?

Well, but the only way that that works is if you had a photo of the that's why if I was there I would have had a photo of them taking a photo and then it would have been like Laura would have posted the photos and then I would have quote tweeted it with the photo.

You gotta take awesome.

I'm telling ya, I'm telling ya, I would have done it. If you would have had that photo, then you could then then it could become a huge deal.

Austin is the one who paid the flight attendant to

Suggest being on

Because he wants to be on the college. How how badly would you want to open for me?

Uh the college tour?

Yeah, if we were

Are you How with a good time.

I would not I'm telling you, I can't say no to getting in front of a crowd. I can't say no.

It is fierce.

But but the problem is is I'd have to resist to not make it.

Uh

Right. Because I'd probably make it a little bit about me in the intro. I'd probably do a little show.

Yeah, they're like hey we're here for

Like what are you talking about? You're like, I was just, you know, telling you about Portland, Oregon and my

But I'm telling ya, my my intro for you would be more exciting than yours, whatever.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

I'm just kidding. I'm joking. Come on. Can't we just have fun?

I did realize like public speaking obviously is like a very different beast'cause The first place we went to, Michigan State University, big room, you know, four hundred, six hundred people. And I speak for ten minutes before Summer Lee comes on. Summer Lee is a congresswoman from Pennsylvania. Yep. Uh from Pittsburgh specifically. So I do my speech and there's a lot And I'm like, oh, it's pretty good, right? But the energy was kind of, you know, it was kind of

Yeah.

Can we talk about this w going back to the world of the politics?'Cause you're talking about public speaking and you're going on these stages with thousands of people that are do you ever have a fear? That someone like one of these crazy right wing nut jobs will try to harm you. Like, is that something that ever goes through your mind?

No, I um I don't think about that at all. But I that's like Something I can't really factor into my day-to-day existence because if I did, I wouldn't be able to do what I'm doing. Um so there's always a ever present threat no matter what I do, no matter where I go. Um, but I just don't even think about it at all 'Cause at the end of the day, you know, whatever happens happens. Roll the dice.

I I've thought about it as like, you know, I'm a drag queen. I'm I like I talk about politics and I do speeches and I go out there and I I'm in public. And I think about, oh my God, like, am I positioning myself so that one day one of these crazy people who doesn't understand where I'm coming from, they go out there and they try to, you know, like Where they can cause us harm. That's really scary. That because we live in a time where these people there is a lot of

Yeah, well I got I got a body man. His name is March.

But love and care.

Poor Mark.

Yeah. Yeah, that's some we we always joke that if he gets taken out, there will be a very nice caption that says Hassan Piker was held down in a absolute torrent of bullets and also taken with him was beloved cameraman.

Yeah

It's not true. He was on. He was he was mentioned in the New York Times.

Oh right.

Do you get a new

But I'm the cameraman?

No, he they called him a shaggy haired assistant or chicken.

No, shaggy haired camp Mauricio M.

They full name it.

Yeah. I will say to finish my point of what I was saying is I do have that fear that someone could do something or disrespect me or try to harm me. But I don't care. I still have to do it. My voice, even if it means one day that they would try to take my life away from me. We have to use our voice, we have to speak, because we cannot allow.

Yeah, I think.

What helps me with it is if you're not outspoken and you don't present that risk to yourself, there's a thousand other young people that will face that risk just for existing the way they are that don't So every time you choose not to put yourself in the line of, you know, harm's way to make the world a better place, that bad world could negatively impact a lot of young people that are just existing. So

If you

I if you're not willing to face that danger, then why would you put those

You know what it is also?

Autism helps.

Oh right, right. Yeah.

Because like

And and and autism speech.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

And autism, exactly.

Definitely it definitely helps in my experience because I just don't even think about that stuff at all. I'm just like, this is wrong. I have to talk about how wrong this is. And I just stay the course. Right. And people are like, Why are you always talking about that? I'm like,'Cause it's wrong and we have to fix it. Right. So that's it that's been my super.

What about the revolution? Do you think we're gonna get to a point where we're gonna have to just revolt?

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I think the the the regular existence of ordinary Americans has not gotten to that point yet. You know, the closest we've arrived at something similar to that, obviously, that led to the the Great Society, you know, New Deal or not Great Society, New Deal but is uh was uh uh the the Great Depression, which was really devastating for ordinary Americans, right? Like they were I mean people were dying.

I think there's a rage.

People that are starting to feel the pain and and no longer able to get the food to feed their children. Until that happens, I don't think Americans are gonna rise up in the

I think we, you know, a lot of feelings that are being missed is like right now we are living in a society where there is a lot of immigrants and Latinos that are literally in concentration camps. Yeah. And so maybe the average American who doesn't have to like they don't have any connection to that are not feeling the rage. But immigrants, Latinos right now in this country. are angry. They're angry and we are upset that everything is business as usual when there are hundreds of thousands.

No, absolutely. Fuck yeah. Speak on it.

I I agree. I I think there are definitely a lot of Americans who are frustrated. You're right about that. I mean, I've seen it. And it's actually Uh people from all walks of life too, which is very surprising. Um I right now I'm obviously a little bit more focused on not only doing the on the ground work as well. I'm always around, but uh but also trying to uh elect people that uh are representative of that rage.

Yeah.

Speaking of electing someone though, last night I played a sold out show at the Dynasty typewriter. Yes.

Support.

Canada. We both love.

Yeah.

Yeah.

For

I don't know if you're mayor. I don't understand why you guys didn't film it other than like paywallet for

No we're we we did.

But it's not a

Releasing it a week after. It's just the the paywall is to raise money for Ray because she has the matching thing. So anybody from L LA who pays that. Campaign map.

Okay.

But yeah, it was awesome. Brendlee Mulligan put on a D and D game with some avid D D and D people and myself. It was like first major event like that. And it was awesome. And Ray was inspiring and dope and has a plan for making buses in LA free and making light n uh nightlife more vibrant and fixing housing and she's incredible. She's awesome. Did you know that the price of buses in LA only pays for the collection of the price of buses in LA?

Wait, really? Yeah. So if we just made buses free then it would be the same price?

No, it would be cheaper. Yes.

More efficient and faster.

Yeah.

Then why the fuck?

Thirty percent more people would use business.

Wait, then why the fuck are we paying for buses?

Because fuck helping anyone, Austin.

Well.

Insane.

Dude, so

That's just what the American government is.

Collect.

You wanna know why? I don't even know the exact details, but I promise you, okay, I'm speculating, but if we were to dig a little bit deeper into this, we would probably find out to be this to be true. There was a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who's related to a guy who was a consultant. Okay. And at some point, and at some point, that consultant got a fat bag from the the municipality, Los Angeles County, and they were like, how do we make this process more efficient?

I hear that same guy has an awesome plan to privatize the fire

Yeah, I mean exactly. Those it's always like that. Everything in Los Angeles

Start tuning out when they start talking about all these like details with politics, but I'm just like, What's going on over here? Now we're talking about the

There's a lot of...

And the bus lady in her church wig. Let's talk about the bus lady on the bus. Let me tell you something. I see you, little girl, to the bus lady who's driving the bus who has to deal with all those people on the bus. Oh yeah. Cause let's talk about pissing balls on the box.

Because oh yes, no, a hundred percent. I mean I I I uh

When's the last time you rode the bus, Austin? Have you ever known that struggle?

There's no.

You know the struggle of writing a public system, the public trans

What?

The kid who plays bugs.

Oh Oh, you want a scroll box? I wrote the scroll bus.

I love the school.

I rode I rode the school bus every day.

What's the craziest thing you ever done on the school bus? Did you ever do anything that was just fight? Really?

All kinds of fist fights.

I I used to my mom told me not to bully anybody and this isn't about Nathan.

I love the share to tell you. About learning, yes, of course.

I um

I I love that your mother knew my child is selfish and I need to tell him not to bully because if not he will bully the kids at the school.

This is a bullier.

Right. So there was this guy, I remember his name, I'm just gonna say it. Ross was his name. And he was a bully to me. And my dad also said

Okay.

So um if somebody hits you, you hit him back. Okay is what he used to tell me.

So you were the gay who could hit them back?'Cause a lot of the gays are sissies and they can't fight back.

I I mean I didn't know I was gay at the time. Right. I thought I was straight. I thought I was gonna marry a woman. Okay. But low key I was really I had this crush on this guy named Tanner. He was sick at the time. And I used to go and I cried when he left town. He moved to Michigan.

You were hard.

I was heartbroken, but I didn't know.

Was it unrequited love? You didn't even know you didn't.

know but I remember I've the feeling now when you look back, that feeling was if I was of age we would a

It was your first love. It was like that puppy love when you fall in love with someone for the first time.

Yeah, it was like

I can't fall in love with that.

No.

Like that anymore.

This guy named Ross he was on the bus and he pissed me off and so Self defense, I was I knew I could hit somebody if they hit me, but they had to hit me first. So what I encouraged them to do was hit me. So I was like, you need

That's gambit. That's a real Queen's gambit.

I mean...

You need to hit me, right?

Until you hit me right.

So he just went like this. Oh. Right?

Maybe he was the ciscade.

And so I spit on him.

Oh damn. No flavor of love stops.

Yeah, it to this day he was wearing these black like uh

Pumpkin.

Black pants that were like what what's that material that that like uh like like a w a windbreaker that wear is the same material? Right. Like nine vinyl. Vinyl, something like this. And I spit and I remember just seeing it just on his leg. Oh No, he just that was it. We were at a stalemate. He thought he was fucking crazy. And um I don't remember what happened after that, but Wow.

Spitting. So he got spit on you who he did spitting, you were fist fighting.

Oh I beat that. Altyazı M.K.

Hasan, what about you? Did you write the skull glass?

I did everything.

Flying first class to school.

No, I I wrote a I walked to school. Um I've been um I've almost gotten killed walking back from school. I have a fun story about that. Like we're

Fun story about getting back to

Yeah,'cause uh there was a there was a dude that like tried to Um was a butterfly night.

Yeah.

Like you're the guy that said America deserved nine eleven.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Also why would why would some Turkish random Turkish teenager is like really invested in American national

Turkish American Patriot.

Yeah, so uh I've done that. Uh I I love when I was growing up There was a lot, there were a lot of restrictions. I I come from a fairly affluent background in Turkey. I've talked about this before. My family was like pretty well off, but then also lost all their money by the time I got to college.

I lived in Chicago. I took the bus every morning from my shitty apartment to my job at the second city. Oh. So I could work all day in the office and then I would take tickets at night and then I would perform and then I would take the bus back.

I thought you performed on the bus.

The reason I I was starting to think about my life and why I've never taken public buses. Okay. And the reason is is because I never live near any. So I was always in an area in which it was not very accessible for me.

You were taking the tractor.

No, no, no.

out on the ranch.

No I was just I feel I would I would

Suburb.

And so we didn't really have city buses, but I did take in Portland, Oregon, we have something called the MAC. Which is a train. And I would take the train to

Never taken the uh Wii Ho Nightlife trolley? Have you taken the

Oh my god, you've never taken the We've taken the We already taken the-

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How to Ben and We Hope for the last six months.

She's taking the Uber.

black I I will say I am I am living in a delusion because I don't go to the grocery store anymore. Everything gets delivered to my house. I Uber eats every meal basically at this point. And so I'm becoming like a recluse. I don't leave my house for any

Oh you're just you're ballin'. You're becoming a ball.

I do groceries to the house, food to the house, the trade comes to the house. I everything to the house.

Got to the point where I was ordering too many meals on on Uber Eats and then I looked at the total bill for

I know it's all your money was going straight to that.

I couldn't justify it. So now my food cost is down to like ten dollars a day.

I eat trainer.

Yeah but

Oh.

Will was shaming me for my food budget. Yes. No,

A lot of us should be shamed for a few.

Everyone's money is going just to the food. Yeah.

You don't eat them anymore.

So

1 a.m. Asaebo.

I did order one last night again.

After you had dinner?

D I'll be honest with you, I this was like I had to run a whole operation. Bro, you are

He's not going to be able to do

I waited.

Hair bloomer, do you see that? Talking about socialism. All we all these people are doing are ordering to the house. I don't think they're not stepping out.

But I do order.

They're flying first class. They don't take the bus, bitch.

I was right on the I was on the couch with Hassan and I was like, I really want this Asayow. And I I was like, I had to wait till he went to bed to order it because I knew that.

To get more respa responsible about it.

I I have I I don't or

Last time you made a ma-

Anybody here?

Oh no. It's too it's number one, it's too expensive. Listen, I've done the I've done the math. If I go My bad. And I buy the ground beef. And then I buy the hamburger helper. And then all the ingredients and the spices and the things. And then I have to cook it, which is why you're wasting my time. And then I have to wash the dish. Right. It's just too much work. I I already spent like forty dollars just to cook my own meal.

Make the trade. Bring me the food.

Trust me, I'll okay. I listen, I make the trade bring me Oh bring me bring me like a check in the box. Oh bring me something, at least something to get them out of the

Do you say

Short of escorting I think is something.

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For a crazy.

Honey, I do it for free. Absolutely. Absolutely.

And we do it for free as well, except for our Patreon episode.

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Can you tell us the name of the song?

Let's have a kiki. We're doing

Let's have a Kiki.

lock the door It's a remake. It's a brand new interpretation. We made it more queer and we made it more with the time. Do you know let's say it's a little bit? I think the girls are gonna like it. Let's have a key. I hope the girls like it. Let's have a key.

I love that song. It's one of my favorites. Me too.

You don't know wait, you don't know let's have a Kiki.

Shut the doors tight. Who was it by?

Lock the doors tight.

You're wrong.

Who is the original?

Let's have a kiki? Oh my god.

Girl, he doesn't know.

Oh my god, scissors!

Whatever.

Iconic queer songs of all time.

Oh, no!

No.

This is why we we gave

Formative!

This is

Why we came on?

Fuck you!

These are the queers.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

I'm still learning.

You and Hassan were in an ice planet, it was just you and Hassan. Right. Do you think eventually you could convince yourself to where like we're gonna have to have sex sex with each other?

I think he would change his personality to become my spouse. Because on an ice planet he wouldn't be able to provide

He would be the hunter cabin.

Right. It would fall on me to provide shelter and food and anything that he

Yeah, but yeah.

He would default into the female specimen on the planet.

Like a like a amphibious creature, he would become the woman.

For evolution he would probably have to evolve.