Disappointed in Des Moines
We did it we solved racism in America, turns out it wasn't a problem and never happened. Thank God there are voters in Iowa to tell us so. Support the show
Jan 19, 2024•47 min•Season 2Ep. 164
FDR's Wheelchair
FDR's Wheelchair is a political podcast with hosts Dave Martin and Brandon Zigler, giving you commentary on current events with a laugh. Join us, you'll laugh, cry, maybe go into hiding, it'll be fun!
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Lindsay's Chicken Sandwich Part 2
The guys are back from their 3 week vacation (still shorter than Congress). Want to take a ride to get a chicken sandwich and make predictions. Well hop on in the Bigot Bird mobile! Support the show
Jan 12, 2024•40 min•Season 2Ep. 163
Supreme Court Flush
The guys are back just in time for the year to be over. So what do they have in store for your yearly round up? Fetus death and insurrection deniers. It's been a great year, can we please get monetized now? Support the show
Dec 22, 2023•40 min•Season 2Ep. 162
Diplomatic Genocide
How do you know somebody is a war criminal? Because they commit war crimes, again and again and again. That's right we're talking about Kissinger. Then we also talk about the daughter of a war criminal Liz Cheney. It's a really light hearted fun episode. Support the show
Dec 08, 2023•50 min•Season 2Ep. 161
News From Dummies
Brandon and newly hired News puppy take a quick walk through the weird world of the news. There's Bernie, Furries and a Black Hole, strap in News Puppy it's about to get strange. Support the show
Nov 17, 2023•12 min•Season 2Ep. 160
High on Dewine
Dave and Brandon are surprised that Democrats remember how to win elections as they gamble on a Senator's life, again. Maybe the Democrats can win some more, oh wait that's just insider trading. What type of president is Joe Biden, listen to find out as Dave reads somebody else explain it on his phone. Support the show
Nov 10, 2023•54 min•Season 2Ep. 159
Bench Warmer Babies
How many dead baby jokes can three men make? Well it's more than the promotions that are happening in the military! Oh quiet down Lindsay...you'll never have to worry about reproductive rights. And weed might be legal in Ohio next week! Support the show
Nov 03, 2023•56 min
Abled Bodied Racism
There is a new Republican speaker of the house and the rest of them want you to shut up, do you hear that Ben, shut up. The new speaker wants to cut social security because of 'abled bodied workers' he wants white people, but not you Dave, he said Abled Bodied! The UAW furthers its strike and Ben hates America! Ever heard of a porcupine from Saturn, well you're about to. Support the show
Oct 26, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 156
Window Licker Democracy
It's been a weird world out there and it's a mixed bag episode but the guys are here to help you through it. Whether it's making judges even older, lying about transgender issues on an abortion referendum or trying to take away voting rights when you just want to lick a window. Stay calm and keep your gay books closed. Support the show
Oct 20, 2023•54 min•Season 2Ep. 155
Without the Baggage
The guys talk about the horrifying events currently happening in Israel and Palestine. It's a sad, awful despicable moment. But it's ok the guys still find away to make fun of some Republicans, including Scalise and the Governor herself ol' Smokey Eyes and her new podium. Support the show
Oct 13, 2023•53 min•Season 2Ep. 154
Selling Dice to Nerds
The guys discuss the ousting of the Speaker of the House. What education means and how it continues to crumble. Then two grown men gang up on the youngest person in the room and tell him he doesn't know anything about AI and Dave is better at disc golf. We are evolving to be funnier Ben and get the robot to bring me cheese. Support the show
Oct 06, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 153
I Don't Want To Podcast Anymore
Well it's a good thing the substitute teacher is here because Chris Christie insults Donald Duck, Pence creeps out teachers and that was the Republican Primary Debate. Want to know how not to get caught being a treasonous senator, don't live in New Jersey, don't sleep on gold bars and don't put envelopes of cash in a jacket with your name on it! Even the Bible isn't this stupid, Happy Blasphemy Day! Support the show
Sep 29, 2023•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 152
Hot for Teacher
So Dave is away and the Brandon will play. Smith from the Story of... podcast fills in for the teacher role that no one asked about. They also discuss how the Republicans are destroying education and some how blame it on Dave, even though he wasn't even there. It's Vivec Dave, it will always be Vivec. Also UFOs. Support the show
Sep 22, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 151
Yelling At Robots About Workers
It's Labor Day Week and the guys are going to get all worked up about workers, Brandon worries about Dave's heart during the rant, let's hope the EMT's haven't gone a strike yet. Oh and Mitchy Bear is dying on TV again. Support the show
Sep 08, 2023•43 min•Season 2Ep. 150
Three Year Old Screaming Toddler
Dave and Brandon reflect on the fact that they get to swear into a microphone and not hate each other for 3 years. Oh and I think they talk about politics, swear and ultimately end up hating each other. Support the show
Sep 01, 2023•36 min•Season 2Ep. 149
Maui Strong with a Side of Spam
How many burned flip flops does it take to make Aaron cry? We don't care, our friend needs help and by listening you can do that (plus he cries a lot). Maui strong! Support the show
Aug 25, 2023•45 min•Season 2Ep. 148
Paper Checks for Charity
Did you ever wonder what AARP sends to people? Well Brandon does and it's as real as climate change but at least climate change has fire and puts people out of their misery. The guys send there thoughts and prayers to Aaron in Mauii...as it burns...because of people. Support the show
Aug 18, 2023•50 min•Season 2Ep. 147
Curb Your Masculinty
Do you want to know how to scare a teacher? Ask them about Russian literature or slavery or CRT or ... ask a Republican what they care about this week. What does it mean to be a man? If you're asking no one cares. Support the show
Aug 13, 2023•58 min•Season 2Ep. 146
Dan in the Van
When do you get to make fun of congressman when they are literally dying on TV? How many ways can you make fun of old people? *spoiler* there's a lot. Also Floridians can't stop licking lepers, seriously. And how many times can you fix a damn car? Support the show
Aug 04, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 145
Prison Gumbo
Stuart Bedasso joins the chair! How do you lose a jobs for the benefit of tens of listeners find out here. Stay for the gumbo! Support the show
Jul 28, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 144
Davey's Little Monster
Have you ever seen the movie where the mentor's apprentice turns evil, yeah that is happening to Dave right now. Dave somehow wrote the script 'How to make a dictator'. It also turns out that MTG was the least ridiculous member of Congress. That's you Ted Cruz. Support the show
Jul 21, 2023•59 min•Season 2Ep. 143
Hot Dogs For Whitey
Dave is back and he's being super needy! The guys discuss how a not real gay website has been banned, minorities don't get to go to college and how a fake hot dog store is representative of the political climate in America...It's a hot dog store that only sells to white people by the way just the way the supreme court wants it. Support the show
Jul 14, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 142
News for Dummies - Cocaine and Herpes
Brandon comes down to the studio and realizes there is nobody there. What does he do? Who does he talk to? How does he record an episode? By babbling into the mic about how hot it is and and where did he leave his cocaine. Support the show
Jul 07, 2023•13 min•Season 2Ep. 141
Tooksome Pills Too
The guys continue their discussion with Katie and not emotionally draining time with a christian cult, see God can be fun! Support the show
Jun 23, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 140
Tooksome Pills
Evangelicals, witches, and Dave, one of them was missing tonight. So without Dave we discussed how an entire culture can fuel a podcast. Cast the Dave away, cast the Dave away! Hey Katie you misspelled pentagram. Support the show
Jun 16, 2023•53 min•Season 2Ep. 139
700 and Done
Did you know Gay and Socialist have super powers to control the world? Pat Robertson did and he tried to warn you but he's dead. It turns out hate can die. Now stop looking at fetus porn and join Brandon's not cult help group. Support the show
Jun 09, 2023•51 min•Season 2Ep. 138
Torrid Campaign Affair
It's late at night, someone slips you a hotel room key. "Dammit Glenny Blasure, I'm literally covering your campaign, this isn't Iowa!" How would you like your campaign to go down in flames? Dave and Brandon know exactly how. Tune in to find out. Support the show
Jun 02, 2023•50 min•Season 2Ep. 137
Mitten Fever
Are you a good progressive? Well have you heard of the progressives on the list that Dave and Brandon put together, don't worry neither did they. Just go back to your Vermont coffee shop and complain about the mitten pollution. Support the show
May 17, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 136
Chattel with Fries
Dave and Brandon discuss if America is evil? well if you consider genocide, racism and child slavery evil then we are just like the rest of the world. Support the show
May 05, 2023•54 min•Season 2Ep. 135
Cat Scratching in Arkansas
Dave and Brandon talk freedom and how much cheese you need for an Arkansas park ranger. It turns out that cheese is critical to both, but Arkansas cheese comes with a whole lot of eye liner..... It's for freedom. Support the show
Apr 28, 2023•51 min•Season 2Ep. 134
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