The guys discuss why you have to listen to RFK about health advice he's not qualified to give. Maybe because he's a Kennedy that's alive? It's also pride month before it's changed to 'nuclear family', whatever the hell that means, oh that's right fascism. They also talk about why young men are being brought into the extreme right wing. Is it because they are young and men? Just think of somebody named Chad, you want to punch Chad, he's young, male and white, very very white, so you decide. Suppo...
Jun 12, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Season 4Ep. 22
Hey Republicans, do you want some wine? Dinner? Maybe we can just watch a movie? It's just a little bit...of my big beautiful bill! The guys discuss Trump's bill set to not pass the senate, the ghost of Mitchy bear strikes again, oh he's not dead? Well he's frozen somewhere. Also there is some major news about to strike the chair. It's just the tip. Support the show
Jun 05, 2025•50 min•Season 4Ep. 21
The guys are back and they are looking to take on the power of the Catholic church, if JD Vance's eyeliner can do it, they might have a shot. To do this we are going to have to get some air travel involved, luckily the President has accepted a gift for the American people so we are going to ask if the guys can borrow it, just kidding people don't let others borrow their bribe. Oh and they talk about porn because everything on the internet comes down to porn. That's why JD wears eyeliner. Support...
May 21, 2025•56 min•Season 4Ep. 20
It's Easter time and that means one thing mass deportations! Don't worry here's your brochure for an El Salvadorian get away, it comes with a 'native' hair styling salon and complimentary beach wear. All you have to do is step on this luxurious train... I mean plane. We don't refer to them as shackles, they are well fitted ultra safety features. Now get one more look at the sun because it could be a while. Support the show
May 05, 2025•52 min•Season 4Ep. 19
This week the guys bring in a Canadian! To discuss Mexico, just kidding, kind of. This episode Dave and Brandon are joined by Sebastian from the podcast 'Our Fake History' to discuss America's foreign relations, or lack thereof. They also talk about the war of 1812, you know the height of Canadian and U.S. relations. Support the show
Apr 19, 2025•1 hr 34 min•Season 4Ep. 18
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Apr 07, 2025•58 min•Season 4Ep. 17
Let's all get together and yell at some Democrats. Why? Oh you know why. They continually lose to a party that has no agenda besides lying. We are kicking back and letting loose on people that don't know how to win votes. Come on and jump in as we tell you how a pretend liberal party pretends to have a spine. Support the show
Mar 25, 2025•36 min•Season 4Ep. 16
FDR's Wheelchair is joined by a new guest, Mr. Blue. What are you talking about? That's his real name and that is definitely what I'll the law! Mr. Blue asks the questions you're too afraid! Yeah, I'm talking about the rest of you cowards! The Chair explains some of the events that are occurring in this landscape and some of the history behind our current political parties. What? Our guest enjoyed, well mostly being untied from the desk after the episode was over. Support the show...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 15
It's official, the totally reasonable pardon was given to one of baseball's most cherished players. Just kidding a bad orange man pardoned a gambler and possible pedophile for no real reason. Birds of a feather. Also Zelenskyy visits the White House and gets yelled at by people who can't stop lying and guess what? They completely lie about what they are yelling about but all they have to do is hit a few baseballs and they too could be pardoned. Support the show...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 14
We are podcasters and we are qualified for anything we choose to do! Apparently that's how a deputy FBI Director is chosen. The Pope is dying, he truly is getting closer to God. Also Cruz choked trying to say something about sex change surgery, I think the senator doth protest too much. Two artists who appropriated black music are launching their woke is whack tour, I guess they just don't dig it. Support the show
Mar 03, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 13
Hey listeners we are going to be talking about Nazis, governmental and Cincinnati ones. You want to know the difference? The Cincinnati ones had the balls to tell us they were human scum, the government are still trying to hide the fact. Support the show
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 12
What's the best way not to trample the rights to education, work safety and international charitable contributions? Get rid of the departments that make you do all that pesky paper work of course! Don't be annoyed about going to work with all that safety or that your child might learn how to read (they'll hate you anyway) all you need to know is that you don't give money to foreigners. It's only been a few weeks. Support the show...
Feb 06, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 11
Dave and Brandon go on safari and see real life Nazis in the wild! Look a billionaire Nazi! And we have a whole state of Nazis just going around doing Nazi stuff. How can we tell the they're Nazis? They keep doing Nazi salutes and proposing Nazi-esque laws. It's not hard to spot them anymore. It's open season. Support the show
Jan 23, 2025•49 min•Season 4Ep. 10
It's almost time for the inauguration, so the guys talk about media. Come on kids sit around and let them explain a newspaper to you. Don't tell Dave what reddit it is because he will join and you don't want that. You don't want to find out what happens when there is a subreddit is for prostate issues. Support the show
Jan 16, 2025•51 min•Season 4Ep. 9
Ever wanted to have a ProPublica article read out loud to you, well good you sick weirdo you've come to the right place. Dave and Brandon delve into the origins, execution and consequences of the Jan 6th insurrection. You want some conspiracy theories, oh we've got those. So sit back and let the chair lead you through the storming of the Capitol for the loveable 'Trumpy Bear'. Support the show
Jan 08, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 8
It's a bonus episode. Thank you so much listeners for being here every week! We decided to give you an extra episode. This time we make predictions for the upcoming year 2025 and we do a Q & A. Because you really want to know about the guys' physical and mental issues...really? you do? Ok here it is. Support the show
Jan 04, 2025•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 7
Want to listen to two idiots try and history well here you go! The guys talk about the life and presidency of Jimmy Carter. It's the New Year and neither host has changed at all. Support the show
Jan 03, 2025•55 min•Season 4Ep. 6
Hey Chair fans, it's the holidays so the guys decided to do a light hearted topic. Just kidding it's Native American Boarding schools because nothing bad happened at those places! Sit down tuck in and tell your family members how the US government was complicit in genocide, they're going to love it and you (for once). Also Smith from the story of joins us, he's mediocre at best. Support the show
Dec 26, 2024•53 min•Season 4Ep. 5
The guys discuss the murder of a healthcare CEO and why people are supporting it, then go on to talk about the healthcare industry in the U.S. [Insert funny quip here]. Also Brandon has numbers, again, and he keeps saying numbers, again. It's a healthcare episode... maybe Brandon needs some. Support the show
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 4
It's round two of Trump's cabinet nominees. The guys try to find out who hasn't been tied to sexual allegation assaults to minors or adults...not as easy as really should be. Smith from the Story of... is back as they discuss what lies in store for the potential cabinet. Support the show
Dec 04, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Brandon is going full MAGA and is drinking Dave's tears, not the weirdest thing that has happened on this show but doesn't sound great. Speaking of weird the guys start the first part of a two part show discussing the Trump administrations cabinet nominees. Thankfully they're not alone as friend of the show Smith from the story of... stops by. Support the show
Nov 18, 2024•55 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Words, words and more words. He's President again and we are embracing it! Show me your papers Dave! Also law just just don't apply when you win an election against a black woman, well at least we are middle aged men in the Midwest. We will be fine! Support the show
Nov 09, 2024•42 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Hey listeners, just a quick update of what is happening! Good things, mostly, let's stay positive it's good things. Support the show
Oct 24, 2024•1 min
Apparently Nazi robot vacuums are terrorizing your dogs, I think that's what happened to the Cleveland baseball team. The guys discuss if you can gerrymander runs from the Yankees. What is gerrymandering well listen to us describe it and then trash a senator who is responsible for a lot of it. Support the show
Oct 21, 2024•47 min•Season 3Ep. 26
Hey did you know there is a climate change denier in Florida, also known as the Governor, who is dealing with yet another devastating hurricane? Hey Ron! You know what might be putting your state under water? Climate change as the scientists keep saying. And Ron you're threatening T.V. stations for running abortion ads, which other scientists says is something that we need, the doctor scientists. Support the show
Oct 17, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 25
Two guys talk about masculinity? Well let two guys who have record collections let you know what it's all about! Is it working in a factory? Is it having tattoos? Is it having a dog that gets a new sweater each month? No. It's about being you. Also J.D. Vance wants to define what it is to be you, well here at the Chair we can discuss whatever we want without feeling bad about who we are. It's called self confidence. Now let me go buy my dog's new sweater, he likes autumnal colors. Support the sh...
Oct 09, 2024•54 min•Season 3Ep. 24
With the election fast approaching let's find out how we were feeling before the 2020 election. Go ahead and check Anger Management. Support the show
Sep 26, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 23
The guys discuss why it's important to vote out Christo-fascists and why they have separate checks at dinner. They also discuss the very odd presidential election and they say goodbye to News Puppy in the most delicious way possible. Support the show
Sep 18, 2024•47 min•Season 3Ep. 22
It's another show where News Puppy doesn't understand his role in this podcast. Also Brandon fact checks the debate, we're not eating you News Puppy, at this moment in time. Support the show
Sep 13, 2024•21 min•Season 3Ep. 21
There's another episode of the Liberal Hand Maid's Tale! Shock troopers frighten an 87 year old in Texas because she wants Americans to vote, Darth Vader is so proud right now. Then there's a lesson in capital gains tax, I'll just leave that here. And then we go to Arlington where weirdos try to out scummy each other. I'll let you guess which campaign was involved. Weird how you knew which one. Support the show
Aug 29, 2024•46 min•Season 3Ep. 20
