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Farthouse

Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brienfarthouse.simplecast.com
Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.
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Episodes

Fantastic Planet by René Laloux

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to create a new civilization of “little dudes.” That’s because they’re chatting about the 1973 film by René Laloux - ‘Fantastic Planet.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jun 28, 20221 hr 3 minEp. 98

Pierrot le Fou by Jean-Luc Godard

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to open their yearbooks. That’s because they’re going back in time and releasing the second episode they ever recorded! That’s right, the previously unreleased ‘Pierrot le Fou’ episode is being unleashed on the general public. Be gentle on the cuties! They were so young when they recorded this. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jun 21, 202245 minEp. 97

Crimes of the Future by David Cronenberg

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some purple candy bars. That’s because they’re chatting about David Cronenberg’s ‘Crimes of the Future.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jun 14, 20221 hrEp. 96

Nashville by Robert Altman

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to amble around Nashville. That’s because they’re chatting about Robert Altman’s ‘Nashville.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jun 07, 20221 hr 2 minEp. 95

Slacker by Richard Linklater

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to watch amble around Austin. That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Linklater’s ‘Slacker.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

May 31, 20221 hr 7 minEp. 94

Donnie Darko by Richard Kelly

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to watch ‘Evil Dead’ with Jena Malone. That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Kelly’s ‘Donnie Darko.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

May 24, 202258 minEp. 93

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to clap in a rhythmic fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about Céline Sciamma’s ‘Portrait of a Lady.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

May 17, 20221 hr 12 minEp. 92

The Northman by Robert Eggers

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to speak to an enchanted Björk. That’s because they’re chatting about Robert Eggers’ ‘The Northman.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

May 10, 20221 hr 3 minEp. 91

Poetry by Lee Chang-dong

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be inspired to write a poem! That’s because they’re chatting about Lee Chang-dong’s ‘Poetry.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

May 03, 20221 hr 12 minEp. 90

Beau Travail by Claire Denis

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to do military drills in the desert! That’s because they’re chatting about Claire Denis’ ‘Beau Travail.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Apr 26, 20221 hr 9 minEp. 89

The Thief and the Cobbler with Special Guest Tom Meyers

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to steal some balls! That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Williams’ ‘The Thief and the Cobbler.’ And there is no better person to discuss this film than their special guest - screenwriter, playwright, and friend, Tom Meyers. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey and Tom on Letterboxd...

Apr 19, 20221 hr 36 minEp. 88

Blowup by Michelangelo Antonioni

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to swing! That’s because they’re chatting about Michelangelo Antonioni’s ‘Blowup.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Apr 12, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 87

Stalker by Andrei Tarkovsky

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to splash in some muddy puddles. That’s because they’re chatting about Andrei Tarkovsky’s ‘Stalker.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey pitch a remake of ‘Stalker’ starring Britney Spears. They also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Apr 05, 20221 hr 16 minEp. 86

My Own Private Idaho by Gus Van Sant

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to fall asleep in the middle of a road. That’s because they’re chatting about Gus Van Sant’s ‘My Own Private Idaho.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the career of Mr. Keanu Reeves. They put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Mar 29, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 85

The Farthouse Guide to the 94th Academy Awards

It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 94th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win. They also reveal their Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2021. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Mar 22, 20221 hr 22 minEp. 84

Barton Fink by The Coen Brothers

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to pin back some peeling wallpaper. That’s because they’re chatting about The Coen Brothers’ ‘Barton Fink.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their Top 5 Coen Brothers movies. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Mar 15, 20221 hr 9 minEp. 83

The Worst Person in the World by Joachim Trier

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to run through the streets of Oslo. That’s because they’re chatting about Joachim Trier’s ‘The Worst Person in the World.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss “the sad penis.” The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Mar 08, 20221 hr 2 minEp. 82

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid by George Roy Hill

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to join a throuple with Paul Newman and Robert Redford. That’s because they’re chatting about George Roy Hill’s ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey decide where they’d want to live during the 1800s. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twit...

Mar 01, 20221 hr 12 minEp. 81

Shortbus with Special Guest Ify Nwadiwe

It’s the final week of Farthouse Erotica month! And that’s why they had to bring in the “THOT Dad” himself, Ify Nwadiwe. He joins the “cuties” to talk about John Cameron Mitchell’s ‘Shortbus.’ In this episode, the boys talk about the war between Gen Z and Millenials. Ify and the “cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and ...

Feb 22, 20221 hr 19 minEp. 80

Antiporno by Sion Sono

It’s the third week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to star in a porno. That’s because they’re chatting about Sion Sono’s ‘Antiporno.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the politics of AOL Instant Messager. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patri...

Feb 15, 20221 hr 3 minEp. 79

Betty Blue by Jean-Jacques Beineix

It’s the second week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get their manuscript published. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Jacques Beineix’s ‘Betty Blue.’ In this episode, Patrick tries to convince Casey to sleep on a mattress where someone died. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick an...

Feb 08, 20221 hr 4 minEp. 78

Love by Gaspar Noé

It’s the first week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hit the sex clubs. That’s because they’re chatting about Gaspar Noé’s ‘Love.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey wonder how anyone knows what to do in a group sex situation. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And...

Feb 01, 20221 hr 6 minEp. 77

Reservoir Dogs with Musician Logan Metz

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get shot in the gut. That’s because they’re chatting about Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Reservoir Dogs .’ As a special treat, the boys are joined this week by musician Logan Metz (Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real). He’s on to talk about his and Casey’s crazy trip to the Sundance Film Festival back in 2007. Plus, the “Cuties” also put 'Reservoir Dogs' through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. Listen to Logan’s music HERE If ...

Jan 25, 20221 hr 44 minEp. 76

The Fountain by Darren Aronofsky

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get into a bathtub with their jeans on. That’s because they’re chatting about Darren Aronofsky’s ‘The Fountain.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey talk about their hatred for people who intentionally sit in the wrong assigned seat. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twit...

Jan 18, 20221 hr 15 minEp. 75

This Is Spinal Tap by Rob Reiner

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat sandwiches with tiny bread. That’s because they’re chatting about Rob Reiner’s ‘This Is Spinal Tap.’ In this episode, Patrick reveals that there was a follow-up film to ‘Saving Private Mallon.’ The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on...

Jan 11, 20221 hr 3 minEp. 74

Badlands by Terrence Malick

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to murder a ton of people. That’s because they’re chatting about Terrence Malick’s ‘Badlands.’ In this episode, Patrick talks about how his parents almost hit Terrence Malick with their car. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterbox...

Jan 04, 20221 hr 11 minEp. 73

Phantom Thread by Paul Thomas Anderson

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat the mushroom. That’s because they’re chatting about Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘Phantom Thread.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the similarities between Casey and Reynolds Woodcock. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Let...

Dec 28, 20211 hr 6 minEp. 72

Eyes Wide Shut by Stanley Kubrick

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get kicked out of an elite sex party. That’s because they’re chatting about Stanley Kubrick’s ‘Eyes Wide Shut.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss when they first learned what sex was. The “Cuties” also put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Dec 21, 20211 hr 10 minEp. 71

Lamb by Valdimar Jóhannsson

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to adopt a freakish little half-lamb/ half-human. That’s because they’re chatting about Valdimar Jóhannsson’s ‘Lamb.’ In this episode, Casey gets labeled a “weak weiner.” The “Cuties” put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Dec 14, 20211 hr 6 minEp. 70

The Piano by Jane Campion

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to slosh through an ungodly amount of mud. That’s because they’re chatting about Jane Campion’s ‘The Piano.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss Patrick’s dramatic baseball career! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Dec 07, 20211 hr 1 minEp. 69
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