What Andy Sachs discovers when she boldly sneaks into Miranda Priestly's office will knock your socks off...and maybe theirs too. Putting the spread in full spread and folds in centerfold, this is a high fashion, high stakes, high smut finale. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon ....
May 05, 2026•37 min•Season 59Ep. 2
If you've always hoped for more of a "The Devil Wears Nada " take on this iconic film, this two-part story is for you. This first episode has angst, a crazy cameo, a wet dream that may or may not be reality, and all the clacker chaos you could hope for. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon ....
Apr 28, 2026•50 min•Season 59Ep. 1
This finale is open late, and so are Jack and Ronald!! A midnight booty call brings us to climax. Will true feelings be revealed at last? Will we find out more about the custody arrangement for Jack Jr.? There's only one way to find out. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon ....
Mar 31, 2026•44 min•Season 29Ep. 4
[FYI: This episode was originally posted as Quickie 59 before we realized it was a multi-part story that became Season 29!] Grab your horsey sauce and dig into part three of our fast food f*ckery. The Happy Meal Ending involves a threesome with characters you'll never expect (and some new ones!) Wet wipes optional. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon ....
Mar 26, 2026•45 min•Season 29Ep. 3
Heated Rivalry WISHES it had the Wendy's mascot dressing up as Cupid to help Ronald McDonald and Jack from Jack in the Box fall in love. Yes, it's part two of the greatest pairing since burger and fries—complete with a lot of clown nose honking in bed. Happy Valentine's Day! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon ....
Mar 24, 2026•55 min•Season 29Ep. 2
Imagine the enemies-to-lovers trope, but flash-fried and supersized. That's the cool treat (and hot eats) you're in for with this story. We go back to the beginning of the Ronald / Wendy / Jack (in the box) Arby saga in Part 1 of the 4-part series and discover how it all began (and happy (meal) ended), and just like a late-night quarter pounder, it does NOT disappoint. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous conten...
Mar 20, 2026•55 min•Season 29Ep. 1
We're BAAAAACK..and we're back with a quickie story that's leaner, greener, and wiener than ever. Join Elpheba and Fiyero as they stumble upon what they think is an abandoned swamp house. Perhaps the grossest story we've read since Hannibal X Willy Wonka, you're in for a broom ride you may regret for the rest of your life. You're welcome, and we've missed you! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join o...
Jul 22, 2025•55 min
It's the season finale and the big question is: will true love or the evil sphere conquer all? You'll need sex-ray vision to see how this all ends (hint: there's vanilla-flavored lube involved)—so tune in! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Apr 30, 2024•33 min
The time has cum to bust some balls/spheres but Egon, Janine, and Peter aren't going down without a fight. Bonus: a high-speed chase and a body slam. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Apr 23, 2024•35 min
Ray discovers the truth about the sphere's dark history and Peter, Janine, and Egon are overcome by their special powers (sexy and otherwise). There's only one way to stop them and it's not gonna be pretty. Bonus: ASMR audio from Lyndsay because she's recording from her house where her baby is sleeping. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon ....
Apr 16, 2024•35 min
Egon and Peter admit to the team their special, sphere-induced powers, and Janine takes it as an opportunity to let Egon read her (dirty) mind resulting in an electric lab hookup. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Apr 09, 2024•35 min
The Nutbusters discover that the golden sphere is doing...strange (and sexy) things to the team and they're intent on getting to the bottom of it—and maybe onto some other bottoms as well. Wink. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Apr 02, 2024•42 min
It's a brand new season, a brand new fandom, and a brand new way to measure horniness (PKE has a whole new meaning now!). Join the nut and ghostbusting shenanigans as a demonic entity threatens to destroy a book store and an ancient, rockhard relic is found. Bonus: spooge/splooge throwers. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon ....
Mar 26, 2024•34 min
As the Paris trip reaches its sexpiration date, our horny chefs find themselves wet in more ways than one, and in the most unlikely—and unholy—of places. It's a story finale for the cookbooks! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Feb 20, 2024•32 min
Hungry? Horny? Perfect! It's night one of Carmy and Syd's big restaurant takeover in Paris and everything is comin' out tasty until there's a SURPRISE DINER from Sydney's past. Uh oh or ooh la la? Listen to find out. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Feb 13, 2024•48 min
We're putting the amuse in 'amuse-bouche' with episode two of our "The Bear" story which finds our lovers (or les amoureux in French; ooh la la!) in a truly steamy situation...and we're not talking about cooking. Bonus: our huge, girthy confusion over a mention of the CIA. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon ....
Feb 06, 2024•38 min
If you can't take the heat, get out of this new season! It's a bear-y fun story featuring everyone's favorite Chicago chefs, Sydney and Carmy (ship name: Chef's Kiss) as they take their love affair abroad to Paris for a restaurant takeover. Trust us, this story has all the ingredients for a mouth-watering season. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon ....
Jan 30, 2024•43 min
This finale has everything: a live jail cell pop performance, a home renovation reveal, and some very NSFW doll smashing. But this isn't the climax–if you're on Patreon, we're reading the epilogue to this story next week! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Aug 15, 2023•44 min
Special K shows up and all gloves (plastic hands) are off. But the plot twists more than a Barbie doll's hip joints as Barbie finds her new (mali)boo behind bars. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Aug 08, 2023•29 min
Barbie and Carson try taking it slow and strictly being friends with sandwich-only benefits...that is, until Barbie can't take it anymore and jumps his plastic bones. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Aug 01, 2023•40 min
Skipper turns Barbie on to spicy audiobooks and those turn Barbie onto Carson (and vice versa). Bonus: a Bluetooth blue balls moment for the record books. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Jul 25, 2023•32 min
She's a Barbie girl about to turn her Barbie world upside down thanks to her hot, hot, hot general contractor working on her dream house remodel. One breakup and one sexy (wet) dream later and things in Malibu are STEAMING up. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Jul 18, 2023•39 min
Ok, get your tissues (not like that!) because this finale is spicy, surprising, and maybe the sweetest we've ever read? Listen as these two *closers* attempt the infamous boardroom-to-bedroom strategy: ABC (Always Be Cumming). Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Jul 04, 2023•27 min
This episode finds Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans well (hung) as they finally get down to business (and pleasure) after some classic verbal sparring. Is it all in prep for their foursome or does one of them have more romantic intentions?!? Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon ....
Jun 27, 2023•40 min
This week, the sexual tension between Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans is almost higher than that between Connor Roy and the US presidency. Will these two close the deal with a firm handjob, err, handshake, or will they end the night alone? Tune in to the Fangasm network (not ATN) to find out. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon ....
Jun 20, 2023•29 min
The Disgusting Brothers are out clubbing when they get a foursome offer they can't resist. But first? An indecent proposal by Cousin Greg to handsy handle some "action items" with Tom Wambsgans before the ladies arrive back at the penthouse. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon ....
Jun 13, 2023•43 min
What happens in Tahiti better stay in Tahiti because this group vacay included shenanigans, magic, ex-hookups, and a giant dragon. Tune in to find out what went down with our villains before the sun came up. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
Jun 06, 2023•41 min
Turns out the only way to make an airport even more unhinged is when it's the meeting spot for a villain college reunion. This week, tensions (and inside jokes) are high when a pair of unexpected exes go face to face as the crew all head to the bar before their flight to Tahiti. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon ....
May 30, 2023•45 min
Where better to chill like a villain than Tahiti? Well, Clopin's mission is to convince all of his college bff's of that truth, and in this episode, we meet the rest of this spicy friend group—and most of them are in bed when we do. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .
May 23, 2023•45 min
Join Ursula and all of her college villain besties as they and their lovers (these ships are truly bonkers) plan a ten-year reunion trip to Tahiti. And yes, we've decided they all graduated from Villain-ova. Bonus: the episode opens with an AI-written first-date story starring Ursula and everyone's favorite Scranton boss, Michael Scott. Yes, really. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon ....
May 16, 2023•41 min