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WOMAN TRIES TO GET US FIRED BY CUSSING SEVERAL TIMES

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Anyone listening who gets unholy
Swiftquakes are registering vibrations six miles out
Fasting as killing you
Your ex did ____ but you still stayed with them
Colt had an interesting meet up with the Division President
What things did your Rich friend have

That and more on todays epiode!!! 

Enjoy and thank you

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One to one point three Katie W b with Fallon and Colt. Anyone listening who, By the way, our two o'clock people, people who listen at two o'clock, you know who you are, have proven that they are here to support us. You know you're listening. We used to thought you were introverted and you just weren't here or we didn't have anybody, which to you was a slap across the face. So we know that now you've proven yourself.

So we're going to continue on with anyone listening who? Yeah, and we've I think the craziest stuff we hear is from the two o'clock listeners. They bring in the wildest stories, unhinged. It's it's unhinged and honest, honestly, the like four or five o'clock people buttoned up up like compared to our two o'clock and you know, you're like shaking your head like the two o'clocks are like a bunch of misfits, and then then five o'clock is like

a professional executive. The two o'clocks are have they already they know the best happy hours in the Twin City? Oh yeah, and they've already planned their afternoon, they're like Wednesday, pump Day might as well, or they're already there, or they're like Thursday, Thursday, Thursday. They have one for every day and a reason to go. So you call us if you have our phone number. First of all, sixty five one nine eight nine.

Katie w b anyone listening, who won a cool award in school? And this is a way for me to highlight that I won the spelling bee in elementary school. You gotta say it at least once a week. I do. And I was also prom queen, were you really I don't know why. Why did you say it? Like you could not believe that that's a possibility. Immediately as soon as I said, I was like, that's gonna be offensive. It just yeah, it was your tone. I guess it

was Indiana, So like I didn't have a lot of competition. It wasn't based on just beauty. It was based on my hoot size. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. By the way, I posted something about hoots on the my instagrams. People some people didn't know what hoots were, and I'm like, it's a different word for boobs. But I was afraid if I wrote boobs, if you pulled from Instagram, Yeah, WOTS is a

safer option. I'm glad that's that. That's what you're worried about. Okay, So anyone listening who won a cool award in school, school or was forgotten slash left somewhere by their parents, so like they're like halfway home from the zoo and they're like, oh god, John's not in the back seat. I got left that affair one time, and it was terrifying, what like seven years old, they just forgot. I was on a gravitron. They just left. I guess wandering around. That's so dangerous fairs. There's

so many. Yeah, like everybody was big. I just stood by a goldfish the whole time. I just waited. I was on the gravitron, and my mom was like, I gotta get to drink and let's go home, right And eventually I don't even know how they found me. I just remember getting home somehow. I'm going to guess the police officers because he knew

where you lived. Maybe used to making rounds around your house. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, this kid all right, So call us anyone listening who six five one nine eight nine kd w B one on one point three kd w B. Anyone listening who? This has become one of my favorite things we do. We get the best stories from our and hinge to o'clock keeople, extremely what unhinged? Yeah? All right? Anyone listening? Who won a cool award in school or was forgotten somewhere by their parents?

Which one is yours? One of my cool awards was when I was it was like fourth or fifth grade for dare there was like a poem writing contest and I wanted and I had to read it in front of a whole assembly. You just poetry about being sober? Hold on, do you remember any of the lines from your poem? Cool? Yeah? They're okay? Yeah, I was gonna rhyme with cool but never mind. And your parents left

you somewhere. My parents left me at school. I was supposed to be picked up at like four o'clock, and three hours later they knew I was somewhere but didn't know where because this was, you know, before cell phone. Right. My cousins were they're doing cheerleading practice and they're like, what are you doing here? Like, I think my parents forgot me? You think? Three hours later What did your parents say? What were they doing? They're like, well, I knew you had something after school, but

I just didn't remember what it was. Okay, Yeah, they just didn't want to tell you to your face. They forgot about you. They were so happy they had a loane time. Finally, probably they're probably Applebee's two from one entres. Yeah, well, thank you for sharing. Thank you, absolutely, katiewb. Who's this in high school? I won the Perfect Attendance Award? Oh? Oh, you do sound punctual? AF two? Yeah? Are you still like that? Or now you slack off a little

bit. You got the award and you're like, I don't need to prove myself anymore. No, I still I still work in the grinding. Yeah you do, that's what she said. You know your boss isn't listening, right, he's not listening, brute. Tell them to listen. Jeez, we need listeners. Thanks for the call. Hey, Katie, w hy which category you fall into? Of the two? The school award? Oh? What cool award did you win? You know, like your senior year.

Like in the yearbooks they always have like best eyes, best smile, like the car. Absolutely, I won biggest potty moo oh for fun for funzies. What was your favorite cuss word? O? My favorite squear word? Yeah? Oh okay, probably Oh my gosh, I don't even remember what I said. Back let it out? You know you want to free Oh here, I'll do this one. You guys remember this this song? Ye whoa, whoa, whoa. They were a lion. I love you. Run it back. You're winning every year in a row. Does this

girl living go here? No, but this is the twentieth time she's getting this award. All of my good sway words from my dad's so like, even when I was in like fourth grade, like I get picked on by the older kids on the box. You know, actually I don't mean to cut you off, but we can't risk getting fired. So, oh my gosh, I was caught off. Bar. I don't know if I know that A shower absolutely okay. One of the cast members of Selling Sunset has

just been arrested. I love that show, So we're going to cover that's like breaking news coming up in the pop Culture Minute on one on one point three kd WB. It's the pop Culture Minute with Selling and Cult on one on one point three kd w B. Scat you by Ovo Lasik and Lenz. I do you watch Selling Sunset? Uh? Yeah, you got your krisheut religiously. Now this is Christine. You remember Christine. She was the villain for many a season and then she wasn't on this most recent season because

she finally was quote unquote fired. Yeah, for like blackmail or something. Something's got to be well, it gets worse. Remember she's married to an incredibly rich man. They have a kid together, because she was like seemed to be at least the richest one on the show. Yeah, he sold the software company for like thirty million or something. He has been arrested for

assault with a deadly weapon. Yeah, top of TMZ. Basically TMZ confirmed that she and their three year old they were taken to the hospital via ambulance, went with him the husband, and apparently the husband is outside the house. He's like booked for some incredibly serious deals. He was out in his robe being arrested. Wait wait, wait, so he assaulted Kristen. I don't know if it's Christine. There aren't a ton of details. I don't know if he I think the kid they just I did to take the kid

to the hospital. That was what they were told. By first responders. They thought it would be best, so they took him. So basically, the ambulance arrived on the scene to treat the child and in the end they took him to the hospital. So we don't have other details than that, but that is so disgusting, so messed up. No matter what happened. The kid is three years old and this guy out in a row being arrested on his line like an absolute despicable human. I think money makes it easier,

clearly not. If you're struggling right now, paycheck to paycheck. At least you can smile at the end of the day. Okay, well, okay, yeah, I guess so. Sidney Sweeney actually said that she thinks the Madam web flop was a smart career move for herself. Now right, so now, the movie Madam Webb flopped so horribly bad. She's in it, Dakota Johnson's in it, and she said it's actually good for her career.

She told GQ UK that it's a smart move in the grand scheme of thing because her involvement in the film at has actually strengthened her ties to the big wigs, and she didn't lose much because She said that she wasn't the producer of the movie, so she doesn't care, and it helped her like snag other movies thanks to her connection with Sony. She got that movie Anyone But You, which is now deemed the biggest rom com of all time.

Financially. It also is probably getting her the lead role in the Barberella movie. I don't know if you can call it a move though, Like she didn't know it was gonna flop. She didn't, but she's but she doesn't think it's like gonna hinder her career because it was worth the like a flop

of a movie to get the connections. And I think you could look at that in a lot of scenarios yours, yours of mine, not okay, like you might have that is going like, for instance, you date someone, Yes they suck, right, but you met their cousin because you dated them, who's a doctor and can write you prescriptions. Now, man, this is so fun, good good, it's a good gonna be good. It's a bad example. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying. It seems like something to happen, but no, we can move past it.

Thank you, Megan Fox. She said that she and Machine Gun. Kelly did split up at one point she was on the Call Her Daddy podcast, but she said that they are She hinted that there could be trouble in paradise because she was kind of coy about what things are now, but she said that basically that they will no longer be playing out their romance in the public eye. Well, when you think about somebody who has stability, I don't think anyone's thinking MGK and Megan Fox or remember for a while it was he

was her twin soul. There would always be a tether to him, no matter what they were drinking, blood vibes, all that. But she is, yeah, I don't know that they're going to be talking about their engagement or getting married anytime soon, and I think that's probably the best move, probably for both of them. Probably. That is your pop culture minute. I want to give you a heads up around two fifty. Do you have Fallout Boy tickets? Fallout Boy, Yeah, they're gonna be at Target Center

on April sixth, and we want to get you those. We'll do him on the fifties when we come back on KATIEWB. It's one on one point three KATIEWB with fallon and colts and it got all awkward in the hallway today. What do you mean? You know, when you have a first impression and you want to be perfect and you run it through your head like a million times and then it goes down. I walked away feeling a little foolish today today? Can you tell him a little dressed up? I can,

daffer. I didn't notice until you pointed it out, but now I do. I'm looking nice today. You don't look rough most days, though, well I wore that's the worst compliment I've ever given. You don't look for a flannel and jeans the other day and somebody was like, what are you dressed up for? And I'm like, okay, all right? How often am I in a hoodie? In geography? So today he's in like a wool quarter zip with a caller and we have like our boss's boss's bosses in

the building, Chris. I've talked to her like through email, but never in person. So I'm like, I go up and we interact and we're having an okay time and she's like, all right, you know, it's good to see you. And then I'm leaving and I loop back around because you know how it's like circular our building. And I see her with her arm up and I'm about five feet away from her, and I did like a little skip jog and high five connection. Immediately she looked past me and

said, I was waving to that person over there. So I just why shipped my way back into her life, did a high five. She'll remember you, though, I don't know if it's good, it's not horrible. It's a weird way to end. Maybe that was the beginning of the conversation. Did she when she met you? Did she shake your hand? Yes? Okay, Well do you think she wanted another high live from you? I don't. You're like my security blanket. I need you to follow me

around everywhere I go. So I make the right decision. And I saw her, I had a meeting with her. I just gave her a hug, and then when the meeting was over, I just said, bye, Well, it's nice that you guys are on a hug basis. That just made me feel good, not even on a high five basis. Okay, well you took it. Yeah, you took the high five there did and you you know what, I don't applaud you. I think you need to reevaluate some things in your life. Should I text her? No? Okay,

God, you're like me. You're so needy like when a guy would respond, maybe his phone isn't working. Should I send one more text? No? You got drunk last night. Fallon you told him you pee you when you puke. He's not texting you. Okay, just don't text her. Let it go. So I come to you picture you painted. It could be worse, that's what you're saying. So you're rude, but we're gonna come back with follow up boy tickets on Katie w B. You always

made me feel better. That's what I aimed to do. I appreciate. Oh so you don't pee you when you puke? No? And also, Chris, if you're listening, this song is for you. Follow boys coming to the Twins Cities. It's KATIEWB for Fallon and Cult. They're'd be the Target Center coming up on April sixth, by birthday, Oh snaps. I

have two I feel like really great follow out boy stories. Okay, number one I saw them years ago at a show in Cincinnati, Ohio, and someone threw their shoe at Pete. Awesome, I love it, yelled, like, don't we go to the fete and do you come with an extra set of shoes or are you just hobbling around with one I'm guessing one foot, which they did not think that through all those socks at the end of

the day, you imagine number two. I used to do this series segment called Hot Dish with Foul and where I would insult artists think of between two ferns, and I did that with Fallout Boy, and I asked Pete Wentz because you know, everyone always thought Pete was the cutest, so I turned it on him and in the interview, I said, what's it like being the thug in the band? And a lot of people are like, what does that mean? And I'm like, blank and ugly guy? But the

other band members lost it. They were dying laughing. I finally, I know, finally he gets. He tweeted me later and he was like, that was the most awkward, and I wrote back. I was like, did we just become best friends? And he was like yes, but no, he was saying he genuinely liked it. It was a joking. I love those guys, is what I'm saying. And they put on such a good show. Have you seen Followup Boy live before? I want to go to this show. That's out of the question. Have you seen them live?

I haven't. Okay, well, you're not going to for this one either, but you are if you're collar ten six' five one nine eight nine Katie w B. I'm just saying pyro like crazy, like put on the deod. You don't have to rub it in. We get it. You saw him a couple of times. I've seen him before. Did I mention that? What's your name? Naomi? Naomi? Have you seen Fallout Boy before? I am not. Oh, I'm so happy someone in this room will get to have their first experience with them, not Cult you,

Naomi? Do you want to bring me in? Do you have a friend? Do you have any friends? I have a lot of friends. But you know what, I have a co worker who was just talking to me about this, and I'm actually thinking that I'm going to have her go with me. Best co worker. That sounds like a great coworker. Why are

you looking at me like that? Cult? I thought, all right, Naomi, you are going congratulations one on one point three k w B. With Fallon and Cult, I'm getting more and more excited for the Beyonce album, she is dropping very sensual photos on her Instagram to promote it, and I'm I'm like, it's getting confusing too, because she said it's a country album, but then she said, no, it's not, it's a Beyonce album. Well, I think it's going to be her take on countries,

but I think it's going to be so it's not going to be. If you're expecting to hear traditional country, you're not going to get that from Beyonce. Probably why no. Jen saw her with the mullet and the fashion show a couple of weeks ago, and she's like, Beyonce looks good with a mullet. Maybe I'll do a mullet. And I was like, I love you, but sleep on it. Maybe Beyonce was in a fashion show with a mullet. Yeah, she had a mullet on. There's a photo.

But anyways, I told Jen, like, let's rest and then we'll rethink about this later. She comes you come home. Today's the mullet, full on mullet. I respect that. So Taylor Swift, she's obviously she's halfway a little over halfway through the Era's tour, which is crazy because it's been an entire year and she's halfway through, I know. But she makes huge like brings in huge crowd. It's like one hundred thousand people at the Australia

shows each night. And now there are things out there called swift quakes, okay, like many earthquakes that are actually happening because of the vibration coming from her show. Yeah, so I want to I want to learn you up on that, and I want you to guess the top five songs that generate the most vibration, okay, and we'll see if you can guess them. Okay. Next on, Hello, it's one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colts. I need to quizz you up on some Taylor Swift trivia.

Okay, there's a thing called swift quakes. Have you heard about these? I did just see something, and it's I mean, I honestly felt like I didn't. I don't know. I think it's like such a big venue you don't feel it at all. You know, it's like crazy intense and there's a lot of screaming, but it's not like I like felt a venue rumbling beneath my feet, you know. I went like two nights in a row, right us? I did, Yeah, thank you for and

you. I bought my tickets. Did it feel like another level though while you were there? Like when you left where your ear is ringing? I felt because it was three and a half hours. Not only that, when I woke up, I showed you a video I was on my highlights on my Instagram. I look hungover. I didn't drink. I look like I was wrecked. I was like, how much do you drink? And you're

like nothing, No. Yeah. So there's a new thing called swift quakes, and basically there's so much vibration from the crowd freaking out during the songs. Yes, you can measure it on a seismic scale, and they're saying vibrations could be picked up as far as six miles from most venues. So the songs, the top five songs that generated the most seismic volume during her tour thus far, start out like this, and because you're such a big Swiftie, you only get one second of the song to guess, take it

off, Okay, you belong with me? Sure, okay, this is the third biggest seismic measured song, Love Story, You did go two nights in a row. Yeah, that's cruel summer. And that one was like, that's her second song when the show opens, and everyone because you know, no one had seen that one performed live yet, so everyone is went insane. Yeah, so this is number one, the most viborations number one, This one is number one, surprisingly actually twenty two. Yeah. Oh,

I've said it before. I love Red, but the other than a ten minute version of all Too Well, I was like, for read because I've just seen them so much. Like what I mean is I've heard them so much from working in radio, you know out Yeah, all right, well, but I do know this. When she was actually here, someone messaged me and they like, it was a really cool message. They said this, and my friend works for one of the speakers her subcontractors, and

was on site both nights. Dude got a private, amazing bird's eye view, but we maxed out at one hundred and eighteen decibels when she announced she was performing Dear John, but spent most of the night at one hundred to one hundred and ten. And she said, that's like bigger than the Vikings get at the same stage. Yeah, I can see why you looked hungover. Yeah, it was rock. It was rough and the night too, it was pouring down rain and everyone's just like running, like scattered, like

ah, it was like crazy. It was chaotis epic, all right. I mean, she's halfway through the tour and our crowd was obviously significantly smaller. Again, Australia was her largest crowd she ever had, and I think the stadium held just under one hundred thousand each night she was there. Yeah. See, I thought the tour was over and she already made a billion. But does that mean like she's gonna double up that bill this year? Probably absolutely, She's she's thirsty for more, and she has a new album

coming out in April. Like with every different color vinyl, the deluxe issue here, deluxe issue there. It's crazy. So anyway, we love uh, we love a capitalist Queen Taylor Swift. We're gonna come back with trending. They're opening a new theme park and it looks pretty cool and also with one we have here locally, there's a new ride opening and it looks epic, and we'll get you details on both in trending on katiew B when we come back to sell Today's Trending with Felon and cold one. Look out,

pet rocks are coming back, baby, no way. Yeah, I do love a pet rock. Yeah, that's a so rude. Okay, Well it's gaining ground in South Korea, and let's be honest. Let me no Korea. They South Korea, they are on the cutting edge of beauty trends everything. So if they're all about the pet rocks, look out America, your necks start getting your rocks. That's a question, that was it? Of course you did. No, I didn't have glue. Usually, I didn't have a lot of fun. Why. Oh, just the money thing.

Thanks for bringing that up. Yeah, that makes sense. Just dog tape. Yeah, I didn't have that either. I had sometimes had scotch though. Just uh, do you know who Aaron Taylor Johnson is. He's an actor. He's in big movies. You could google him. He's young. He's almost known as much for being an actor as he is being married to a woman who's dramatically older than him. And it grows these people out.

Yeah, his wife is like Sam Taylor Johnson or something, and people get so creeped out by their relationship because they started dating when he was like really young. Wait, she's fifty seven and he's thirty three and they started dating when he was like very young and then got married, had kids and

people. That's not the trending story they're saying. He will probably They're like looking at him to be the new James Bond though, So Daniel Craig would be done with being James Bond because they always look for the new one, and I think he would do a good job. He is like a good looking guy and he has kind of that look to him, so I could see that being a thing. So she chose Well, Yeah, I posted on my Facebook fouling KADWB. But the new Mave America ride is opening,

which looks really awesome. It's called I think it's APA, and I don't want to mispronounce it, but I love when they add a new ride. It's been a minute, so that's opening Saturday, if you want to check out the new ride at Nickelodeon Universe. And they announced a second Mattel Adventure Park is going to be opening in twenty twenty six. The location is so random, just outside of Kansas City. Kansas City is getting everything lately.

Taylor Swift the new Mattel Adventure Park, Yeah, what has happening. It'll have attractions inspired by Barbie, hot Wheels, Thomas and Friends, and more. Their first one is opening or opened like last year. I guess in Glendale, Arizona. Or sorry, it's opening this year, but it was announced last year. Yeah, but they live in Kansas City, so I think it's drivable. Our boss drove there for a football game, so it's drivable. I also have one thing. Yeah, if you remember what happens,

I remember, so the BI I was a bit. I pretended to answer the phones and I was extremely rude to a listener who wasn't even there. The salent just started sweating and you were freaking out. You tried to save it. You're like, hold on, wait, he doesn't mean it. Don't sell our boss. So anyways, I got a video and the footage is going to be up Falon and cults on the Instagram. It's my

face. I think that tells you, like I, because you're not a rude person usually, and so the shock in my face when you start being a real jerk to what I think is a listener is it's entertaining. I've watched it a few times, but that'll be up. Yeah, fallon and cult on Instagram, and of course trending is brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic Surgery. Find him at MPSMN dot com. Two it's Falin and Cults on one on one point three kd WB. So followup Boys coming to Target Center

on April sixth, and we have tickets. We're going to give those to you in our after school pop quiz. So we'll get two people on the phone ask you middle school level questions. Some are definitely harder than others. Yeah, it's been surprisingly difficult and it makes me feel bad about myself and I like about up on this like high Horse because I know the answer. Michael, you didn't know that as if I would have. But you can call into play right now at six five to one nine eight nine kd WB.

There it is, Yeah, you know what time it is. If not, maybe your first day listening. Welcome. It's a magic school bus, which means we're doing our after school pop quiz. Your chance to win fall Out Boy tickets today, which is pretty amazing. Joey is from Egan playing Hannah from Cottage Grove. I'm gonna ask you middle school level trivia questions. The first to two wins. You chime in with your name when you know the answer. Are you ready? Yes? Question number one, which

continent is the Sahara Desert located on Hannah? Yes, Hannah, Africa? Hannah, yeah, all right. Question number two, this one's hard for me. What is the center of an atom called? Yes, Joey nuclear? Yeah, all right, all right. Question number three, what is the name of the toy cowboy and toy story? You can't just do Okay, let's do another. Let's do another question because that was such a close

tie. Okay. Which bone protects the brain? Jo Yes, Joey, not exactly, it's the bone, so yes, Hannah, it is. It is the skull, Yes, it is. Oh man, I feel so like I'm tore. That was like a rough round. But Hannah, you are the winner of our fall Up Boy tickets. Joey, thank you for playing. Hannah. You're going to see them April sixth at Target Center. Congratulations, Yay, thank you. It's the unbelievable story of the day on one oh one point three KTB break. I mean, when you're in

college, that is it. If you can afford to take some of your student loans and go to Panama city, beach, your southdre Island, wherever you're going, you do it. And that's kind of what the case is here. But this is so crazy. There is a bartender in Florida making a killing with her little combo she does. And it's the weirdest thing ever. And that's why it's want unbelievable story of the day. You want to think somebody would pay for this, but she's making how much a night,

Well we'll get to that. If you've never heard of a hurricane shot, that this is what it is. Basically, customers men and women will pay thirty dollars. She puts the sh it's like a it's a like a test tube kind of shot. So she puts the bottom part in her mouth and then put her face over so the shot pours into your mouth. As soon as you've taken your shot, she tosses a picture of water in your face and as you're like, oh, get hit with the face in the face

of the water, she then slaps you across the face. And that is a hurricane shot. She's been selling up to six thousand dollars worth of shots. Uh night, by god, and you can look her up. I mean she's on the Instagram. She I say the Instagram to be silly. Hurricane Ayana ai y Ana is her name. She has the sickest six pack you've ever seen. So she is hot. It's like her abs have abs. It's actually astonishing. But you had a really good point. The guy

in the video she slaps across the face. Yeah, he acts like he acts like he just did something like triumphant, like he won a UFC fight, Like he gets smacked laid out on the ground that he hops up like you in the chemist. Yeah, it's very bizarre. There's a certain age where you can't do that anymore, right, is there any eight wait be

the shot girl? No for yourself the dude getting the shot? Oh yeah, I think no, I don't because I've seen there's always that one guy at every towny bar and he's always dancing on the middle of the floor and you think it's funny to dance around him at first, but then he thinks you're actually like, oh my god, it was clearly a joke, and then you have to like avoid him the rest of the night. But there's always one that's who you would be, would be oh no, oh,

like oh that got turned that was rude. I was don need that portrayal. Well, don't do it then, so just saying I was saying, you do it, but you look like someone that would do it. Your wife is hot enough that she could be Minnesota's hurricane shotgiver. But that's nice. She tucked your kids in and she's like, mommy's got to go wearing cats. Daddy isn't in radio shoving shots on people's mouth. I'm sitting there

crying watching Modern Family. She's just raking in all this money from basically going mouth to mouth pretty much like mama bird feeding these dudes all these shots. Hey girls too, guys and girls. Yeah, equal opportunity. That's your unbelievable story of the day. On KATIEWB, sadness, aren't you you're considering how old is too old? Six thousand? Yeah that I said. We made a mistake. We made a mistake, a mistake, and let me just tell you that this will not be the last time we make a mistake.

And this is a reflection on how stupid we are. These are middle school questions that we should know now. It's fald and cult on one. On one point three katw B, we asked a question earlier in the after school pop quiz what bone protects the brain? Joey answered cranium, and I'm like, and I looked at you. It was look at you for support and you hit MO and I was like, okay, colt nos and confused. He was no, and she goes skull and I'm like you and every

single text says guys, you're stupid. Basically, Also, it's really hard to take you seriously cult. Right now, your mouth is blue because you've been eating blueberry popcorn for the past twenty minutes. Yeah, this isn't our case. I should have known the answer was cranium, as the guy with the purple mouth was like, nope, blue dyed. Okay, Joey, if you're listening, call us back and we'll give you the Fallout Boy tickets. You know, every Joey in the Twin City is about to hit us.

So one that was playing my name is Joey pop culture minute. We have his info, so you can't guess, we do. I wrote his info down so I won't be cheated. Yeah, all right, moving on, Joey, I am so sorry. He also was probably and I said my name first, you know, and he was so nice because he could have he wanted to call us out a little bit, but I could tell

he was just moving on to the next question. Like I said, this will not be the first nor last time people actually give me feedback daily on the after school pop quiz about how my questions are horrible and my answers are I'm sorry, I Google, I don't do deep research, and that's on me. Listen, we're we're allowed two mistakes a week, and we're out

at like thirty right now, So Joey doesn't listen to us anymore. But in case someone that knows Joey is listening, tell him to call us sixty five one nine eight nine ktw B. We're gonna come back and do would you rather for? Would you rather Wednesday? On katwboys? Would you rather Wednesday? I'm k Would you rather eat poop that tastes like chocolate or eat

chocolate that tastes like poop? Whoa oh? Now this has to be in a public setting, clearly, because why else would it matter if people say he's eating what looks like piles of poop, but it tasted like chocolate. King the I'm for of your own home? Who cares? Yeah, clearly, clearly. So I think when you put it like that a pilot setting, I imagine the emoji. I would just eat chocolate taste. Yeah, you gotta go with the chocolate. At least I know what's in the chocolate.

Also, I would finally have a little bit of self restriction with chocolate if it tasted like that bite, I still be like, all right, listen to your face gold you Hey, speaking of disgusting, would you rather eat a whole raw chicken or drink a coffee cup full of liquefied slugs? Both? You would actually I think maybe die, especially a little bit.

You take a couple of years off your life, for sure. But if you're not going with the chicken, did you say it's completely not cooked like you like literally take it out of the package, and you said it's a cup of slugs, liquified slugs? Slugs? Because is it be so much quicker eating a full chicken like some whiskey? Just plug your nose? Throw back? Why do you know how chasers work? No, you don't chase something horrible with something worse. Hey, my mom was the example of chasers.

All right, okay, would you rather I don't I'm not gonna do all poop ones, but there's one more I have to Would you rather part really loud or poop your pants silently? Again? Yo, in public, you gotta go with flatulate really loudly? Right. I don't think flatulate is a word. I'm pretty sure you didn't think cranium was a word earlier. I thought it was a word. I didn't think it was the same word as skull flatulate. That sounds wrong, Google, Okay, which one you?

Oh? You sure you're picking the tube? Yeah? I mean, are you not? Mmm? I think it is a word I've discovered, So you're good. No, I think I'm gonna poop silently. That's just so sad, well, because I just think that maybe everyone, maybe they'd blame other people for that one. But the two you're gonna know the I guess, I mean whatever you gotta tell yourself. I also don't really want

to sit in it, so I didn't think things through. Yeah, bring a spare pair of pants like I do with my daughter when I go places. You need a diaper bag? Would you rather drink a gallon of mayonnaise or a gallon of ketchup? You sound so Michigan sometimes Yale gallon, what was it mayonnaise or what? Or ketchup? Ketch up? Yeah? Definitely, yeah. I mean i'd have heartburn for four to seven months the next work on what you got? Would you rather poop your pants? What see

your public? Or poop your pants in private? Every day? I don't know why, ball of minor, Yo. You gotta do it once a year, right, I mean, if you're doing it daily, that's so nobody deserves that. I'm gonna work on getting Would you rather? Don't involve that at all? Although I'm sure there's a demographic of like six year olds that think this is hilarious. I have one more that maybe we could circle back to, No, just one final. I think that was it.

We'd come back. It's would you rather Wednesday on? Katie? All right? Colts? Yes, do not bring up anything dealing with number twos? Would you Okay? There's one good one? I have a can we can move on? Okay? Would you rather be stuck in a nice shanty? I didn't see that coming? Go on? Would you rather be stuck in

ice shanty? Yeah? With Joe Exotic or elon musk Joe. I just let me explain, because I know for a fact there's no sexual tension ever, and I I think I would be irresistible to Elon musk really, yeah, I mean yes, I don't of course explain that. Yeah, obviously, it's in the way that I move. It's in the way that I saw the fact that I didn't know a cranium as a skull would really turn someone like Elon Musk on and I can't be around that. Although just feel

like Joe Exotic would know how to like get fish. Oh yeah, you'd be coming out of there with some rainbow trout or something. Absolutely, and I do like a good pan fried fish, Like do we have any panco crops or whatever? Probably not in the ice shanty, but maybe I don't know. There's just a bunch of random dudes coming in the shanty with Joe Exotic too that I don't like. Where did they come from? Why can't we get out of the ice? They just appear of nowhere? No?

Like get I do like you wouldn't judge me for drinking like a cores life though, yeah, no, not at all all right? Would you rather spit on the face of whomever you're talking to or have whoever is talking spit in your face the whole time. Oh, you could spit on me. I mean not. I'm saying I would rather somebody spit on me. So then I'm not the awkward one. You're the awkward one. Yeah. Would you rather clog the toilet at work or school once a week? We're clowbing

toilet at home every day? Every day? Every day. You gotta you're leaving the restroom. You gotta find the janitor in front of everybody, like, hey, do you have something a tool I could use to help me out? No way I would leave it, I tell anyone, but I would tell you this much. Tomorrow around this time, we do normal or Nope. And there is one that has stuck out to me since last week

we haven't gotten to and we're going to do it this week. And it involves one of the most disturbing things a girl throws her boyfriend under the bus for doing in a public restroom. It has haunted me for like over a week now, and I've been so excited to share it to get your reaction for normal or Nope. But we're going to do that tomorrow around this time. Would you rather just say it now? Or save it. No, I want to save it because I want to read it exactly how she wrote

it. I don't have it in front of me, but man, was it. It was just epic. It was just so good. I loved it. Yeah, I think that you like, do you feel good? Or you have one more? Would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere in the world but arrive completely naked, or have the power to fly but only at the speed of a slow walk naked? Because that doesn't affect me?

All that traumatizes delicious that it doesn't affect me. Now, showing up nude is almost less embarrassing than just basically floating in the air at the speed of it. What are you doing? Get down? It's impressive. Yeah, anyway, we're going to come back. Where do the pop Culture Minute? Megan Fox talks about plastic surgery, drinking blood. She's just going we're

gonna cover it in the pop Culture Minute. We come back on kd w B. What I don't notice that it's the pop Culture Minute with selling the cult on one on one point three kd w B. All right, Megan Fox is on the Call Her Daddy podcast. It's so amazing how she's really the caller daddy podcast host. She just like gets all the big celebrities now and they into Yeah, she's like the female Howard Stern now, where like

you know what you're gonna be asked and it's like whatever. Mega Fox says her paranoia surrounding surgery has been her saving grace and not going under the knife too much, even though she admits she's had quite a lot of work done. I saw a side by side. You want to be able to tell like it looks great. She has had done, but there's a substantial difference.

She admits to having three separate boob jobs, insists she's only had her nose worked once, just by a lot of people, and she also teaches the mystery surgery she's had, but would not explain what that one was. She said she's considered a BBL, but she said she doesn't have the body fat for it. Oh, you know you want to have a mine? Could you imagine she sets to a gofund me where you give her you're fat,

how much you want take it off? Megan? Oh? And she also says the blood thing was like not that weird, guys, yeahs normal to drink you're sitting together's blood. It's like two kids putting their bleeding thumbs together on the playground when they think they found their soulmate. It's not that weird. Isn't that weird? I think we stopped doing that a lot of time. That's also weird. Yeah, whatever, I you know what, I like a person who has quirks and they don't back down from them.

They're like, yeah, this is my thing. I actually respect that instead of trying to be like everyone the other social norms out there. Yeah, you're just trying to butter U to get I am looking to don't you know how people They will donate. People donate things all the time and it's great. And now that I don't ever see anyone asking for body fat donations and I'm like, sign me up. How is it to pay? Is it like we you donate plasma? Can I get money? If so, I'll

take it. Uh. This was a crazy story. If you watch Selling Sunset, you might know Christine. She's kind of a villain on the show, and she wasn't on last season. She married that super rich tech guy who was on many episodes, and he has just been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon. Now, the craziest and scariest part of that comes from

the fact that it involved their kid. TMZ confirmed that Christine and Christian's two year old son was in fact transported to the hospital Tuesday be an ambulance. Christine went with them. They arrived on site to treat the child and in the end they're like, you know what, it's probably best if we take him to the hospital. So it sounds like he probably didn't need to go, but they, you know, do that to be cautious. But either way, it separate, Yeah, the kid from the dad, Well,

he's being arrested, so there was no separate to need it. He's literally their photos of the dad being arrested in his robe outside of their house, just looking. I don't know what's going on, but when you get to that point, things are not going well. Sidney Sweeney she is okay with the Madam Webb movie flopping because she said it got her the connections with people at Sony, which led to her huge role in the rom com Anyone But You, and even snagged the lead role in the new Barberella movie, all

under the Sony umbrella. So she's like, you know, what I didn't lose any She's like, I didn't lose any money doing it. I'm actually gaining money, So it's not the other. One thing Dakota Johnson, on the other hand, is that she's mine too. I think she was like, you know what, that is not my genre of movie, and I'm

okay with it. That's awesome. They're just owning up the failure. And people loved the Code of Johnson because of how funny, and she's like this really dry sense of humor and she doesn't care and people actually really enjoy her sense of humor, so and I do too. That is your pop culture minute, brought to you by ovo Lacy and Lenz. Find them at ovoi dot com. We still have those follow up boy tickets. We're gonna give those away when we come back on KATIEWB one KATIEWB with Foulon and Colts.

You remember when you would go over to your rich friend's house. Yeah, and you would be astonished at all the things they had. Yeah, can you give me a couple of examples of those? Like literally everything she had a bed. I'm just kidding, no, just kidding. She had cable TV, which was the big one. I ever had cable. They would actually order food and they were allowed to order off like any part of the

menu they wanted, not just the dollar menu. So when you pull those to McDonald's, they could like a whatever quarter pound or meal with a large fry. Yes, they had a above ground pool, a trampoline, an above ground pool. They what they had gymnastics. They could go to gymnastics. They had a membership. Like I never could have gone to gymnastics. Like I said, the list could go on and on. What did your rich friend have when you walked into their house and were like, oh my

god, I cannot believe this six five one nine nine KDWB. For me, whenever there was a mounted TV, I'd be like, oh, they have their life together a mountain TV. Because yeah, like a TV mounted on the wall. Oh you're younger. That's why that was because your box TV you had no everyone had an entertainment center. If you had a large TV, epic even like subtle things like a name brand shampoo. You're showering the next day and you're like, oh, whoa, this isn't like the

Walmart version. This is actually where yeah a happy family. Oh oh oh oh that they had a garage fridge. You were like actual name brand, not Mountain Holler. It was an actual mountain dew you could have. I literally the number of times I've talked about Doctor Thunder and Mountain lightning so good. But I'm like, you know what I get it? Did you have fago where you were not? Really? It wasn't big. We there were. Our sea was big, and uh well we didn't have so my mom

never had. We didn't have sod in our house. What did you have? Just water, water and kool aid? So mean because I thought it was gonna be like a healthy direction and then I was like, oh good, node was so cheap, so cheap, just add sugar, added too much sugar. Absolutely, I don't know. I think I just a lot of people would have like you said, like snacked your oars and stuff. But my mom we did have food stamps, and I'm gonna be honest, I got chef boy Ard out of it. So I had the same friend

stuff because of it. We had food stamps too, And I remember my healthy friends would come over and they would just be like, oh, you have cosmic brownies because that's what my mom got. Something just be shoving cosmic brownies. So what did your rich friend have at their house? Six KWB or you can text five three nine to one. Oh my god, the text these people have the richest friends ever. A sauna, a cabin, oh god, a three story home. Why? Okay? All right?

We have follow out Boy tickets as Falin and cults on one on one point three katiewb. They're coming to Target Center on April sixth, and we're gonna do a little game called finish the Line. So we'll play a clip of a follow out Boy song. We stopped the song. If you can finish the line, you get the lyrics, right, you went. It's that easy, simple as that. It seems easy, but there's fall there. They're kind of tricky with their lyrics. So yeah, everything's a little tricky

with us, though. What does that mean? Well, we thought we didn't know what cranium was a skull, or least bringing that up Joey. If you listen Joey's top. This is like a too bunch of a callback. But we made a mistake earlier. We played a game. We screwed a guy over named Joey. We are still looking for Joey to claim his tickets because we we messed up and it involved the skull and the cranium and that's all I'll say. But you're probably smarter than us, so you can

accomplish this. Yes, So if you want to finish the line, call right now to one Fallout Boy tickets at six five, one, nine, eight nine kd WB. Just be collar kid on Katiewbo. It's one on one play three Katie w B with Fallon and Colt and fall Out Boy tickets. We're gonna play a little game of finish the lyric, so you will play a clip of a Fallout Boy song. Will stop it. If you finish the lyric, you win the tickets. Perfect, Okay, Katie?

Are you ready? Yes? All right, here we go. Dann you bolgein fool yet ind Sair you gustash is to why this week buy in the bad saliva those words Katie cry in the bath? What's I'm sorry, Katie? I'm sorry, I'm so sorry rye in the bath. No, thanks for trying, Katie. Hi, Katie w B. Who's this? Hi? My name is Martina. Okay, Martha, here we go. We're gonna play the first part of the follow up boys song. You have to

finish the line. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready, Dann you bulgein fool yet, ind Sair you mustasha to this week lie in the grass next to the mos. Yeah, you got it all up with tickets. Oh, I can't believe it. Congratulations. I was so stressed, but we get it one one three Katie w B with Ballon and Colt. This went so well last week, and so we gotta do this every week because

the stories were hilarious, the things people put up with. Yes, so people shared things their exes did and yet they still stayed with them, and it made me laugh. We had a girl who well, the first audio clipping played was a girl saying that on Valentine's Day the guy made her order off the kids venue, but still made her pay, which makes no sense. I want. Oh, we're gonna come back and do things our exes

did and we still stayed with them. On Katie w B, so much Balon Occult one one three k d w B. We want to hear from you things your ex did and yet you still stayed with them. It was so good last week. Here's an example of one we got last week. And as you do when you get in a motorcycle accident. He was the first one I called and I was like, hey, this is what's happening. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm too busy. Do you know what he was? He was busy doing what was that? He

was smoking weed with his best friend. I didn't know the thing with this guy for another like year and a house so long. And here is another one. He was trying to make money for him to buy a gift for me. That's nice, going to his neighbor's house. Oh no, robbing the neighbors and finding a necklace and was giving it to me. And then I found out that the necklace was stolen after the fact, when the cops tried arresting him on our Valentine's stakes. You stay with him for like six

months? Okay, so bad. There were so many good ones that week. Didn't even get to all the calls. So we want you to call right now. Things you're exited, and yet you still stayed with them six five, one, nine, eight nine, KATWB and I cannot wait. The phone is literally already going no judgment, No, we can all laugh about it. Now, ask and you shall receive. Is a whole bunch of trauma dumps. I love this one on one point three ktw B.

It's Fallin and Colt. You get to a point where you look back at a toxic relationship you were in and you can actually laugh about it because you're like, I don't recognize the person that was me and that relationship that tolerated that. Yeah, you disassociated, but now yeah, now you just like laugh about it with you for that time I dated that person and I let this happen. You guys like, lol, you laugh together. So we're asking and taking your calls right now. So I'll start off with you.

What did your ex do and yet you still stayed with them? Well, one Valentine's Day, I had woken up and he went to the bathroom and I walked in there because I was wondering where he was, and he had local po rn sights, Oh, looking for women around? Why I stayed with him for years after day morning? I love that for me. Did that keep popping up in your relationship? The cheating with local women or what's that? Did that keep popping up in your relationship him? Like seeking out

other women? Yeah? What did you say to him when you first caught him? Oh? I was so mad. I had to go to work though, and obviously I broke down and everything. But then the best part about this is he had his best friend go get me Valentine's Sake gifts and bring him bring them to me. I'm glad you eventually realized your word. Grateful for that. Thank you for sharing with life now, yes, yeah, hi, Katie w B. Would your ex do and yet you still

stayed with them? So many things? Pick your favorite? So what's the come? Was? One year I had lost both of my grandparents, my last two meeting grandparents died and my family dog died with us. A couple of months we I had to go to fly out to New York that's where to seem buried. And he did not want to give me a ride to the airport. Oh my, and why didn't you want to give you a ride? It was just like he was tired, too far away. He had already made plans with friends to do something. Oh my, and how

long did you stay with them? What is too long? But he's gone now? All right? Well, thank you, Katie w B. What'd your ex do and you still stayed with I was a month and he told me he had a secret, and the secret was that he had a snake in his closet. Wait a minute, what what in the psychopath is happening? So he wasn't allowed to have a pet reptile in the apartment, so he kept it in a tub, like a plastic tub in the closet. And so I was sleeping next to a snake for about a month and a

half. Where was he hiding in the bodies? God? Oh man, what a rough life for that snake too. He deserved better than that. Yeah, oh that's what I thought too. All right, Well he's canceled. What's his name? I just don't tell. Don't you are? You are problematic? Maybe we need justice with that snake, though I don't think you're wrong. We're gonna come back. We're gonna do trending. And if you've been doing intermittent fasting, don't tell me bad news. Bad news.

Of course, the new study came out, of course, Yeah, we'll cover the details and trending. Today's trending with Felon and cold one. I am not a doctor. I'd like to state that I am reading an article. I am not a doctor, and I know people were really considering the fact that I might be one with my just undeniable intelligence. Yeah, and you're smart. I don't think anyone's like, oh, they must be a

doctor because of their wet well, you're quick on your thank you. Well, they're saying that intermittent fasting has become, you know, the popular way to lose weight for the last few years, but a new study found out it could end up giving you a heart attack. So what do we what do we do? Like everything's bad for you? What do we do? What do we What can I do? I don't know. I'm not a

doctor. I don't know if you're looking for therapy or a doctor. To three years fat well, it says that they looked at health records of twenty thousand adults over fifteen years and found ninety one percent higher risk of dying from cardiovascular disease. One. That's the number of people who followed the sixteen to eight eating schedule. That means all your meals are in an eight hour window and you fast for sixteen hours. So let's say, is there an alternative

or is it just like, don't do this. No. The thing is they find it bizarre because the research also found intermittent fast and can lower blood pressure and cholesterol, So I think bizarre. They know the study didn't prove anything, so take it. I am taking you on an emotional roller coaster, so don't fast. Ninety one percent chance of cardiovascular failure or hard disease. I guess. I also nothing was proven. I guess I must just catch you on your eight hours, because I mean, I've seen you deep

throating popcorn, caramel corn our entire show. This is an eight hour window, Geway respected. I don't care. I eat all the hours. If I could eat while I was sleeping, I probably would exactly one more thing. On March twentieth, the American Kennel Club announced America's most popular dog breed. You want to take a guess, ah, Golden Doodle. Nope, second year. I know you're going guests wrong. I could tell in your face. For the second year in a row, the most popular dog breed

is the French bulldog. Really, before the French bulldog, the Labrador Retriever was the most popular for thirty one consecutive years. What do you think is the most handsome dog? Thank you for asking. I've always been wanted to I've always wanted to answer. It was the most attractive dog if you had to choose, Are we talking like beauty or handsome? Because I think they're different all of it all and come scene where you look at it and you're

like, okay, show stopper, head turn. There are those ones that are like they have the long white and gray hair and when they're on dog shows, they're like perfectly groomed. I think they're pretty beautiful, but like a beautiful shiny coat. What are you talking about, like an Australian shepherd? No, okay, I'm not talking about your kind of dog. All right, I'm well offended. Now you don't you don't think my dog's attractive.

Australian shepherds always look like they need like their undercoat brushed out. All right, Well that's a little aimed. I feel like a little bit Your dog, persu is the cutest but most beautiful, absolutely not like just a classic golden tree with like a shiny coat. Basic, that's like saying Channing Tatum's attractive. Okay, that's the worst argument you've had today. Basic.

That's like saying, like the most beautiful man on earth is beautiful. Okay, just basic, I thought you were going to take that a ride nor Baby not for free after trending brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic Surgery. Find them an MPs men dot com. You like those short short kings. I thought you're gonna say like a pug or something. I'm sorry, I think you know what I think about. Pugs are not an attractive dog. I don't think French bulldogs are either. I don't want to get you fired up.

Can we can move on? Should I list all the dogs I think are the ugliest get canceled. Don't want to get canceled. So this is the one on one point three Katie W B Ballon and Colts and people are responding. Colt asked me the most bizarre question. Yeah, well, what is the most attractive dog? And you have an Australian Shepherd? I do. I was trying to lob it up. You ACKed it down quick. I think they are really cute dogs, but I'm the most beaut I didn't

say that. You're putting words in my mouf, but I of course offended someone by saying they're not the most beautiful and they look like they always need their undercoat. Rush, You're not wrong, someone was it? How dare you fallon? I have an Australian shepherd. I'm sorry. Someone said I think the dog Fallon was referring to is called an afkin, which I haven't. I didn't look it up. Let me google it because I said, I thought the dogs of the long kind of grayish white hair are really pretty.

Somebody else in the running Cavalier King Charles only I feel like it's too pompous. The name is too pompous for me to go. That's like the you know what kind of dog? It is like lady from Lady in the train. I was not thinking of the Afghan hound. But they do there. They do have better hair than me, I mean, truly, truly. Yeah, I don't know. I mean I had a Pomeran and I thought she was pretty cute but most beautiful. No, no German shepherd,

absolutely not one. One attacked me in a grape vine situation once it's a story time. Yeah, my mom was too busy should the microwave go? And she'd hear me screaming out in the grape vine. I was like, I mean, I was fine, the dog wasn't didn't really hurt me. He was teaching me a lesson. That makes so much sense. It's on a long point three Katie w B. We are vautless, but let me

tell you, I am getting roasted by friends and family. Uh. A guy who is a barista at my coffee shop just wrote lool gott them over you pranking me. Earlier today, if you missed it, Colt had a hilarious prank where he was quote unquote interacting with a listener and I didn't know no one was on the phone. Basically, somebody called me up and I put my headphones on and I was pretending to talk to him and I just reamed him out but little and I'm like sitting in the background shook shook.

Yeah, that's a good word. And he was recording, of course. So if you'd like to laugh at my pain, you can check out the video Fallon and Cult on Instagram. FA L E N and Cult on Instagram. Hey, that's it for us today, though Vond is in next

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