Sometime one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Cult. Anyone listening who can't move today? Now, let me explain. That's one I'm gonna throw out. We're gonna do others. I am so tight. I did some working out. I did that. That's a humble brag. And I try to do the thing where you foam roller today because I'm I'm at the point where when I go to sit on the toilet, I have to drop the last three inches, like, yeah, you know what I mean. You
literally just are like I'm going care. I'm just I've been there. Yeah, so you've been working those those quads. Yeah, but I also know like I went to get a coffee today and the barista she's like, man, I am in pain today. I said why. She's like, I shoveled for an hour and I go, oh, that sucks. You have like a long drive? Sheels, No. Even worse. I'm I'm cat sitting and the people I'm cat sitting for there are snowblowers broken. So I had to shovel for an you gotta throw on its tip at that point,
I think. So, so we're gonna come back and do anyone listening here and we have other things. You can call in for it. We're gonna cast a wide net and try to get you on the phone when we come back on KATIEWB. I read the be famous, sisted, I let that get to my head. I don't care. I paint the tailbrat Sdrick, I accept what they said. I read the bee famous, sisted, I let that get to my head. I don't care. I'll paint the tailbrat. She take a let me sllloway, Yeah, said patnic money now you
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that get to my head. I don't care. I paint the telbrad she fell left them, you settle, she Fellow Salon and Colt one on one point three k d w B. Yesterday was like a work from home day. It was a weird day. People weren't out and about. It was cold. It was super cold. Actually the wind was hidden. Yeah, people had to shovel. Didn't like that for myself, I did. I did the sidewalk, the worst sidewalk shoveling you've ever seen in your life. And I am milk and I'm like, oh, my back, did you
even pay attention to the driveway? Are you just packing it down? Hoping a mouth and baby back? The sun's out, melt away, daddy. So this is our way of just we want to talk to you. The two o'clock hours always a little bit bizarre, and we want to we want to hear your voice. So anyone listening, who is sore today? And you can tell us why you're sore. Maybe it's from the snow, maybe it's from so molls. Anybody listening, anyone listening who is delivering food right
now? Obviously you'll be doing that hands free if you call us and or anyone listening who has a loud muffler. Now, if we were in Indiana, the punk would light up muffler. I know there's someone out there who is a little insecure every time they put their foot on the gas. No, if you have a lot, okay, no, you're right because like for instance, Jake did some quote unquote work on Dylan's car and Nick the
muffler was super loud. I was like, you are never dug. We never be able to sneak out about a mile away we knew Dylan's home. But then there are people like you know, like I said, where I'm from, that just really love the stay. They love that sound. I want people to hear my car, Yes hear me roars what they say. But give us a call. We want to talk to you at six five, one, nine, eight nine, Katie w b. Anyone listening who is sore today? Who has a loud muffler, or who is delivering food
right now? I want to talk when we come back on Katie w B. This is the fallon who Balon and colts one a one point three kd WB. Anyone listening who is delivering food right now has a loud muffler, or who is sore now? Could be sore from a variety of things. You never know. Mine's from working out, which I continuously talk about to everyone, like, oh you work out? I'm like I did it once this week? Yah yay? So John, which one are you? I'm
the one? Oh why are you sore today? John? Because everybody's talking about an hour of shoveling and I did that three minutes yesterday. Oh god, I'm passionate about that. Number one. John is the radio. You can't just drop bombs like that. Oh well it was a dude, all right. I feel like John's doing a little drinking today, Joe, I got the heavy eyes. Let's go all right? Well, hey, thank you for calling. Stay off the roads, all right? Patty? Which
category do you fall into? I fall into the store from shoveling? Oh, what's what's your situation? Like, like you have a long driveway, a lot of sidewalk. Well, no, I I hired somebody to do myself because I have four broken ribs and are banged up legs. That's a different story. They never came out. They I call them four times. Oh no, it's supposed to be a service. It's a service I've had for like two years. They do this all the time, so I never
came out. Today I finally had to move my car or it's gonna get towed. Oh my god, there was all that snow and ice, and I really hurt my ribs worse because it was like passed up on my car. I'm sure forever. And while you're shoveling, are you trying to like play it up? When people drive by see it, they'll stop and help you. No, not so much. I'm just swearing to myself. Well, yeah, Patty, what happened to your ribs? Like? How did that situation happen? Oh? That lax? Right? Oh we talked before,
Patty. Yep, yep, you talked to me. I was the motorcycle, Patty. Things I got. I've got to life, Patty. I suck, Patty. I'm gonna get better from here. I feel it. Yeah. At least you brought your ribs would double to be better by summer. Hopefully there's that. I'm gonna look forward to, Patty, we love you. Hey, Katie w B. Which category do you fall into? Okay, it's not my muffler, but my car makes the most obnoxious noise when I go in reverse? Okay, can you can you? Maybe
I listen. I grew up around a lot of mechanics. Can you do the sound it makes? And maybe I could tell you what's wrong? No, nothing's wrong. I just got a hybrid, and when I test drove it, it's like her Oh, so you're like a dom trug he it sounds like I'm driving an eighteen wheel or in reverse, I'm in like a tiny hybrid SDUV. The good news is you shouldn't hit anyone because they'll hear
it and dive out of the way. So there's there's one benefit. I mean, I guess that's it. But it is like all eyes on me, and if I'm in a parking ramp or even like backing out of my garage, the way it echoes, it's like nails on a chalkboard. So normally that's my dream situation growing up to my family. I was always like one, two, three eyes on me, So, like you know, I usually would want that, but yeah, maybe not when I'm backing up
in parallel parking and I'm already insecure. Look it out bad the Java it went downtown. Well, hey, hang in there. You'll get a new car in like twenty years. It'll be good. I love this car, so I hope last me about twenty years. Perfect. The only thing I wish I could snip a wire. Oh that's careful, I wouldn't. I would be the ones like the blue one or the red one. I'll always choose the wrong one. We're gonna come back and take a few more of
these and wrap it up on anyone listening. Who on KTEWB one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt. We're gonna wrap it up with anyone listening who is delivering food, is sore or has a loud muffler? So which one are you? I am a door dashers, I'm delivering food. Oh what are you delivering today? I've delivered alcohol already. Turn up. Hey, let me ask you something, and I want you to be honest. We haven't asked your name or whatever. Have you stolen anybody's food even
a little bit while delivering? No, dude, I couldn't resist it. I'm a karma person, so I'm afraid that if I would ever did that, somebody would do that to me. You should try that cult being a karma person. Well, no, listen. One of the reasons why I don't order delivery is because I know I would take somebody's fries, so I don't want it to have it a me. So I think I have. I'm like everybody's out here stealing food. It's got to be a thing.
So many McDonald's orders, you kind of get sick of the smell. So I don't know. That's how I get on a diet and just started delivering food to hate it. Well, thank you for what you do. Many lazy people across the Twin Cities wouldn't be able to eat or drink. It sounds like without you. Oh well, thank you, yeah, thank you. You know, I just wanted to tell you so, and I love your laugh, your so contagious, and yeah, so well, thank you
honored that we're so honored that we're part of that delivery. She's like cold, your voice kind of sounds like a cat throwing up, but it was more like a dog like yourself. Yeah, that's true. I will have a wonderful day you too. Thank you, Katie w B. Yeah, I was calling because I'm sure, what are you sore from? It sounds us It's not like that. It's really stupid. Okay, So I'm sore because I was pulling at my yarn and it was like literally from West weekend
and I'm so out of shape. So you're still sore from last weekeain? Just like what a slap in the face that you pulled weeds and didn't put all that work in to make your lawn look nice and then the snow drops. Oh no, I'm a New Orleans this is Auntie. Oh we have a New Orleans representative. Wow know me? Yes, I know you cold. He needs to get with it. Oh yeah, come on, cool, you're a correspondent. What's happening in New Orleans right now is a drama.
I mean there's no drama for me. I just work from home. I'm boring, you know, like pulling weeds on the company's hour, you know, I mean I know, but now I have like also a little It's like an infected Like it's like a thorn that's stuck in my fingers. So I think I'm gonna have to go to urgent care for this. Really super annoyed with this. Just get some tweezers U, some duct tape. You got it. This is why I don't do anything outside because you never
know. You could get a thorn, you get a sunburn, you could sweat, you could roll your ankle. Stay indoors, people, That's what touching grass is. So twenty tens. Anyways, So what's up in the pop Culture Minute. Well, there's been so much drama with the cast of Selling Sunset. Now another person has filed from divorce, not Christine enough like
the current cast member. We'll cover that in pop Culture Minute. It's the pop Culture Minute with Selling and Cult on one on one point three JD w B. It's brought to you by Ovo lask and Len's find at ovoi dot com. So obviously all the pop brought to photos came back of Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift and they do a podcast together, Not Travis and Taylor, but Travis and his brother Jason, and he got called out for the photos and having a dad bod and his excuse march baby. So I'm not chiseled.
It's not listen. Also, it's not a dab bod. I mean it's just it's just not maybe five pounds heavier. Like, why are you defending it? Because if that's the standard for a dab bod, I have the tear below the dad vod what is that? I don't even know the uncle bod. Yeah, like the drunk uncle bot selling sunsets. This one was really surprising that we had all the Christine issues going on, but now Chelsea, she's the British one. She is filing from divorce for a divorce
from her husband. I'm like, dude, everyone goes on selling sunset and they seemed like they were in the most love when you will watch the video, didn't didn't it you think? So? Yeah? I mean I thought they were always friendly and nice to each other. I always think the main girl owner, who's like the one them the longest, the blond one, her and her husband who faker, they seem like the most in love to me. Yeah, he just roast everybody on the show. It's great.
Yeah, that was my best explanation ever. By the way, not knowing a single name, not knowing any identifying clues about them. That was that was not my best So Drake Bell. You know, obviously a lot of people were talking about the documentary that came out about that producer who was an awful human to a ton of the Nickelodeon stars. Well, Drake Bell, so there's more to tell, like his story, and so I think they're gonna be doing like a part two of that documentary if you watch that,
I know, like a ton of people did. Yeah. Years, I mean it's a lot of years to unpack. So for sure, if you haven't seen Joe exot, this is just the random if you haven't seen Joke exot at the latest latest bugshot, the mullet has gotten even longer, and it's worth checking out. I just wanted to like put that on your radar because I know that you loved that. He's still locked up, right, is he just? I believe? Yeah, so they're just doing picks.
Well, he probably was like like me when I like, after I have a headshot for a while, I'm like, I don't look at that anymore. Headshot there. I think they know he bring in that he and the content and they're like we got to get him in for new headshots. Prisoners like I want to go to Joe's prison so they get more funding. Yes, and Joe. Joe had someone probably bring in a new ring light, and it was like, I need new headshots. I have new extensions on
my mullet. And they're like, whatever you want, Joe, baby, and so and here we are talking about it. Joe. It's the unbelievable story of the day. On one oh one point three kat w B. We have a few weeks, so maybe we should have done this for an unbelievable story of the day. A woman called us and said that she called off her wedding because a crow. She was carrying her dress, carrying her wedding dress out of the alteration place and a crow flew into it. And
she's like, that's a sign. If there's ever been a sign, that is the sign. And she called her wedding off because of a crow flying into her wedding dress. Yeah. I didn't want to tell her she's crazy, but that's kind of crazy. She she that was someone who was clearly unstable. No, that's wrong with you. No, Yeah, did not want to get married and shouldn't get married. And that was best for both parties. Clearly, if the crow flying in was like, do not say
he dodged a bullet. You I knew you were, but imagine you do want to get married, and you do have your perfect wedding dress. You took a while to pick it out. They're not cheap, and then this happens. Don't know why the dress was in the car. That wasn't me as he moved the stuff to put the storage in the car, put the dress on top of the car to not crush it, and then proceeded to drive off. I guess I can replace the dress, but it's just more
the frustration of the situation. So we're Beyonce puts he's moving stuff around, puts the wedding dress on top of the car, drives off. The two thousand dollars wedding dress flies off the car, and now they're offering a five hundred dollars reward anyone that finds it. And you can tell she's still heated. She's like, it's okay, we can Yeah, obviously we can replace it, but I also can replace my husband. So I don't know why I was on the cop like you could tell it cuts it still is hurting
a little bit, yes, because they haven't found her dress. She spent two thousand dollars and he's like, oh, let me put it on top of the car. Gress. It is so true. It was not a Stanley cup of coffee. It's her freaking wedding dress. Man Balon and Cult one to one point three KDWB. My top question is do the people who listen at this time, maybe every single day, do you are you invested
in the hot dog bracket or are you like one thing? God, it's only one week because you do this at the same time every day and in my my little commute, I hear you talking about the most sexy dogs and yeah, that's that is what's happening. It's true, but it's an important thing that we have to figure out. Well, we have to we have to listen, someone have to talk about it. And we just landed on
our shoulders and here we are. People have been debating the hottest dogs for ages and finally someone is doing the research and there was a shocking win. To you, there was a shocking win. No, you won't believe. Yeah, who pulled through and who won the hottest dog up between these two, Round two, Round two. We have our results and we'll tell you who's up in round three when we come back on, KATIEWB. Don't know where you at, don't know where you mean? No, no, nothing
back Salon and colts on one on one point three, KATIEWB. I didn't tell you about this, but there is just something. So I go to group workout classes because I don't want attention on myself, okay, like I don't like going. Like I'll go to the gym and I'll do weights sometimes, but by sometimes I mean once a quarter. But I don't love that
either because I feel just to make sure they're there. But the reason I do group fitness, like I said, I don't feel So yesterday I go to do a workout and it was awful weather right, and I was like, oh no, I hope people don't can't Every single person canceled. I was the only person there, so it became a one on one session session and I didn't know what to do because I was like, I don't want to like, so I started panicking and then I fill space. I feel
it. I don't like silence, Like how can we get So I told this woman about every ailment I've ever had. I couldn't stop. I was like, yeah, my wrists are bad. And I was like, I said, I got when I'm doing this plank, I'm like, see this one. I don't like planks. I get this weird collection of blood that formed in my cheek. And she was hit with the tenth that's crazy, yeah, and she was like I see that. Then I couldn't stop.
I don't know what is see. My head would be like, oh no, now I have to try this workout like I I can't have it. It's gotta I gotta go all in. No. I kept being like I can't. I like this is normally in class I do this, but I'm in real bad pain. And she's like, oh, let's not do that. I'm like, oh, if you insist. I got like the most like moderate watered down version of a workout yesterday, and she regretted not canceling should have stayed home. Every little piece of info from me. All right,
time for the little update on our hot dog bracket. So yesterday we've been doing this, Uh think about it right now, what do you think is the hottest dog breed out there? One came to mind, guaranteed, thank you. So yesterday there was quite the upset for people like Colts who own Australian Shepherds because the black Lab beat the Australian Shepherd. The amount of fake Instagram accounts I made just a vote for the shepherd. I'm like, I got you, buddy, you didn't. Percy's so mad about it.
And then they just just murdered. Then Berney's Mountain Dog just hurled the Irish Setter. So the Bernie's Mountain Dog and the Black Lab move on to our finals. So so far we have Golden Doodle King Charles wlack Clab, Charles Black Lab. We need a Bernie's Mountain Dog. Today are contestants in the hot dog bracket are hold on the pull because I'm like a little well, the Golden Retriever is just dominating the Doberman. It's such a classic dog.
It's almost unfair. Well, the Golden Retriever has a four oh one k for sure, but the Doberman is like, we'll show you the time. You're like, it'll like throw stuff off the desk. I feel like it's got that, it'll lift you up and not every guy can do. And then also the husky against it I hope I'm saying this right. The Samoia. It's like the big puffy white dog. Yeah. My neighbors had two and they would walk and they were like trained by a Russian trainer, and
I was terrified. I was like, she knows one command word to kill me. I know it. Yeah. The only reason I don't like those type of people because then they see me with my dog and they're like this lazy times. There's no you've done any training. Wait what this person has to keep them on a leash because if the leash is off, you said you don't keep your dog on a leash. For a second, I was about to talk to you. I'm too paranoid to have my dog off leash.
Well, if you want to vote for the Hottest Dog, these are our final four, like new breeds. From this point forward, we're going to move on with just like our champions. And they're like I thought you were gonna say, moved on from this. No, it's going a full week. The Hottest Dog will be announced on Friday. I cannot wait. On one Today's trending with fellon and cold on one on one three kat WB All right, so this is people are fired up at the dollar Tree.
What is having at the dollar tree? Now? Thank you for ask going on? So last year or I think it was like twenty twenty one. Remember everything used to be a dollar. The Dollar Tree was a spot where actually everything was a dollar because you had places like Dollar General where everything was not a dollar. But the Dollar Tree was staying true, reliable. In twenty twenty one, they went to one twenty five and a five dollar cap.
And that five dollars cap happened in June twenty sorry, twenty twenty three. But now they're up in the cap. Baby, they're up in the cap seven dollars seven. Some items could be seven dollars at the dollar Tree. What happened? I know, that's what I'm saying. I don't have an answer for you, but I can. What are people saying about it? Are they like this is outrageous? This is crazy. I'm never shopping at the dollar Tree again. No, But I mean I think it's like
inflation in general that people are probably they understand a little bit. I went to the dollar Tree. I was so poor. I went to the Dollar Tree and I got frozen chicken from the dollar Tree for like a dollar twenty cents and why wouldn't you That doesn't sound poor? Well, it made me sick immediately. I could tell you, well, you can't go around saying that. First of all, that is first of all saying I cooked it
and prepared it. But I'm just saying, you used to be able to go to the dollar tree for dollar chicken, and now it's not a thing anymore, so you can't. Well, there's no way they could. That's probably why they are raising the prices on things, because I mean, I literally talked to my dad that he's never a month, saying, life thought I'd be paying this much for a ground to be a pound of ground beef? Are you kidding me? And I said wow, Dad, and I
had tuned out. I was painting at that point, and so I was like, my dad likes to talk, and I just let him go. But he was fired up because he used to have a beef cattle farm. And I was like, I hate that for you, Dad, And I was like, come again, what'd you say? I don't know, but do you know want a hush trip is uh no. It's when someone who works remotely works from a location other than their usual one, but doesn't let
their boss. Know, so you can actually be from like a vacation spot or like your parents' house, and it's simply a location that you don't otherwise work from. But since you can just log on and kind of handle your duties anywhere, it's like, who cares? I shouldn't have to tell my boss I'm in the Bahamas works. I'll see people on golf cards, like on a golf course too, like using a green screen on zoom. It's so brutal. Wow, what is that whack in the background? Nothing,
So I'm doing laundry. Yeah, all right, Well that is you're trending. It's brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic Surgery. You can find them at MPs MN dot com. This song, she is like breaking records with it because she's like has producing credit on it, she has writing credit on it. Obviously she's singing the music video. Have you seen that? Nope, it's with Evan Peters. It's a take on like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which the album is called Eternal Sunshine. So and so we can't
be friends. Salin one one point three Katie Maga school book. Yeah, the after school Pop Quiz. We have Melissa in Forrest Lake and uh, Christina, where are you at network? Dude? Egan is our hot spot. We have had so many people called from thirty people to play this game, great spot. My husband grew up there. No one asked. I apologize for sharing that. All right, So today it's Melissa and Forrest Lake
competing against Christina, and I'm going to ask you these trivia questions. If you know the answer, you chime in with your name, and the first to two wins. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Question number one, what is the term for a species that no longer has any living members? Yes, Melissa En? What was it? Ken? No? The question and again Christina was what is the term for a species that no longer has any living members? Thank you? Yes? That is
erect Yeah not ten No, she said, Keen like you're key. Oh no. Question number two, which famous explorer is credited with discovering the New World in fourteen ninety two? Christinas? That is correct? All right, just like that, Christina takes it today. Thank you for playing, Melissa. We appreciate it. Christina. You're going to get a pair of Crayola Experience passes at Mall of America. Congratulations, thank you, thank you.
We use every single day thanks to Mall of America. They're giving us prizes every day for the after school pop quiz. Speaking of prizes, coming up next hour, we have tickets to the Twins season home opener around four twenty, so make sure you don't miss that. And would you rather Wednesdays? Coming up? One A one point three KGWB the Twin Cities Number one of music station. I had a plumber come out to my house. Balance you clocked the toilet again? No, there was. The weather was awful.
There was a pipe that burst in my basement. Water was going all over the place. But news you're on homeowner lamblow landlord's gotta pay up. It was annoyed though, like it was my fault. Some I'm like, not my fault. I bought a house that was born or build in the nineteen tens. So anyway, okay, So the plumber comes out today whatever, it's a good time and we're making some lunch before I come to work, and he literally asked me, he said, can I get one of those?
And I was like, are you like? You can have some water if you want. He's like, no, can I get a sandwich. No he did it. He literally said, I have a tight schedule, I'm late for my other job. I'm starving. Did he laughing? You make me? No? Really serious? This guy was like, let me just pay in the picture. He was like six five the bushiest beer and probably three ten. Okay? Number one rude. How would you like if someone was like, there's a new radio host. No, lie, at
least three ten. Oh, you wouldn't like that. I'm not saying. It was like, okay, but you're not working at Valley Fair. I don't need you to like lay out how much he weighs on a guess. That's number one. Number two? What kind of sandwich were you making? Just well, a pean butter jelly. Not for my kids. For myself, it was what kind of jelly? Do you use? Strawberry? Grape raspberry? Every time I talk to you, I am more disgusted by do
you do you even allow strawberry? Or who asked for a sandwich? When you come out to service something hungry? I was gonna say, if you're making a grilled cheese like something to have like an aroma to it, I would understand, But a ras bumer that is one of the trashiest sandwiches I've ever heard of. That's why I just gave it to him, because I was like, this guy needs it. Like if he's asking for a peanut butter raspberry sandwich, then if you give a mouse a cookie, you got
to give him a glass of milk. It's a dry sandwich. What if it comes back for dinner tonight too? Ballon and cults one on one point three ktw B Wednesdays we do would you rather once just shuffle your paper into the phone. I'm sorry, could you do your taxes tomorrow? Yeah? I'm just checking out the APR on this. Okay, If you would you rather, we'd love for you to text it in five three nine two one or kd w B one. We're gonna kick it off with this when we
come back. Would you rather look like a fish or smell like a fish? That's triggering for women? That's that's triggering. We'll come back. We'll come back and discuss that. But if you have one texas five three nine two one ktew b wy are trying to mams? Would you rather Wednesday? All right, let's start with the one we just we kicked it off with would you rather look like a fish or smell like a fish? Hope? I feel like I've been ugly, so look like a fish, not new.
I can still smell okayish. First of all, I feel like that was you desperately seeking me to say no, you don't, So no, you don't. You're so handsome. I have seen Star Wars and there are characters on there that look like fish. If I lived in a world like Star Wars, I wouldn't care because they still get it. But on Earth, I don't know that I would want that, Like there are some beautiful fish. Think of the Rainbow Fish book. Beautiful stunning fish. Oh yeah,
there was rainbow trout maculate. Okay, we're not doing a hot fish bracket, so don't get any ideas. I think I'm gonna go. I have to like smell like a fish, all right, that'll be nice in the studio, I think. So. Would you rather accidentally send a sexy text to your boss or butt dial your mother in law while you're in the middle of a rand about how annoying she is? I don't want rich or boss Ridge to see a sexy text from me. I want to never talk
ish about my mother in law. So I'm putting myself in the place of like someone who doesn't want that would just cause and I would absolutely sex rich and lets me explained, because I could like lie and be like, oh, it was a bit for the radio. True, I just want to see your reaction. And he's like, here's my reaction. It's an email from corporate HR. But still we have a meeting on Monday. At least it's a meeting on Monday and not like a huge dysfunctional family. Yeah,
with the mother in law. So would you why would you rather have to wax your neighbors back or pick the toe jam out of your dog sitters toenails so specific. I didn't google that one. That one just came up. I'm gonna wax my neighbor's back first of all, harol, I don't think you have that hairy up a back that's for starters. Toes are a no go. Like. I watch so many weird extraction videos online, but they're
all animals. If they have like a like a cow has a big growth on it, I'll watch them eject like sab it and get the juice out. Yeah, I'll watch hoof cleanings. But when it comes to humans, like, I don't want to watch pimples toenails anything. Isn't it easier to get a new dog sitter than a neighbor though, Like I feel like I want to be able to look at a neighbor anytime, just been the small
talk, would just be the hairy back. I'd be so quick. And there's also like tiny bit of joy I get from the little bit of screaming that might happen. Is that messed up? Yeah, a little bit? Okay, so you're going ToeJam to the dogsitter. I'm going with a toe jam. Yeah, you're disgusting maybe a little bit. Here's a text we got. Would you rather always have a booger showing in your nose or always have something showing in your teeth? Mmmmm, I hit, I feel like
teeth. I don't want it in my teeth. But the booker is just there's no normal for you anyways, you just fire. You have to tell me if that's no I got you. I got you. You would tell me, yeah, you're very hygienic. I didn't say that. Is that? Would you tell me if there's a booker? I was like, yeah, that's fair, all right, let's come back, We'll do more. Would you rathers? If you have more, you can text them into five three nine two one katiewb one, let's not talk about toe jam on the
next set. Yeahs? Would you rather Wednesday? On? Katie w Ballin and coult do a little? Would you rather Wednesday? And don't worry, we do have your Twins season home opener tickets. We're going to do those in just a second. Would you rather be stuck behind a slow driver or a slow walker? Driver? No? Walker? Walker? Walker so annoying? Definitely the walker text? Would you rather? This is so random? Would you rather molt? Once a year? Kind of like a bird does?
So? What does that mean? Ult? They molt their feathers? What theyd have you seen? Aladdin? No? Look at me, I'm molting the bird. I know you can say it one more the way. Maybe I did say it again? Look at me, I'm molting? No? Okay, all right, well anyone else think I nailed that impression? Would you rather molt once a year or enough to go through metamorphosis like a butterfly once as a teen? That sounds so comfy. Metamorphosis for sure?
A butterfly? You're kidding me? I'd be like, look at that psyche glow up. Yeah, total glow up, molting. I'm just like, I look like a naked mole rat. Every single sounds painful. You're just balding all over your body. Yeah, no, thank you. Would you rather and pull one of these out that you submitted? I got one? Would you rather eat an entire stick of the odorant or get sand kicked into
your eyes? The odorant? What? My eyesight's too important now? Granted I do have I do have the phone number of doctor Lobanov I could call if I had an eye issue, shadow of Lola second lens. But you know when you eat like a baloney sandwich and it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth, Yeah, that's the same thing. The odorant would just get stuck everywhere. I feel like it's so much when a piece of a sandwich could stuck at the top of your mouth. It's one of the top
five scariest things I ever had to freak out. You're alone, You're trying to click it out. You're like, if I breathe wrong, it could shoot back and block my my hair passage. That happen to be one time I was on a lazy boy at my uncle's house. Everybody was sleeping and I was shirtless, watching like a tow trunk driving show. And it's like one am and I start choking on this baloney sandwich in the lazy boy.
And my thought was, like, they come out in the morning and I have a plate on my belly and I'm sted so traciest photo ever, shirtless lazy boy, toe truck show, baloney sandwich. The only reason I didn't die that night is because I didn't want them to come out and see my lifeless body with the baloney sandwich in my hand. Okay, would you rather thank you for submitting those? You always send those into us five green nine two one ktew B one. But let's do it. We are so lucky.
The Minnesota Twins have entrusted us to give away tickets to this season home opener and it is right around the corner. Doesn't feel like it, I guess it's crazy, but they are hosting the Cleveland Guardians next Thursday, the fourth of April, which just feels so strange with our weather. But it's Minnesota. They're used to it. They know what they're doing. If you would like a pair of tickets. We're gonna make easy today. We're going to take Collar ten at six five, one nine eight nine kd w B.
No. I threw it out the first pitch last year. Really yeah, I tell everyone I'm going to listen. It's the Pop Culture Minute with Sellent and Cult on one on one point three kd WB. You watch Love Island, Yeah, from time to time when my wife's obsessed with it, I catch you ever down then. I've always heard that Love Island UK is a million times better than Love Island the US, because they say that people in the UK are so much more mature than in other countries in America.
And what I mean by that is they'll be like the other other countries. They'll be like, oh, I'm dating this guy now, even though you were just stating, and they're like, I totally understand what we're here for. In America, like you are worse jealous and yeah, and so it's like they say, it's a very different experience. But if you are a fan of the USA version, Sarah Hyland host will guess what she's being replaced.
She's darl by Ariana Maddox and arian is really having a moment because she I mean, maybe should look at this cheating things like it's really been a boost in her career. Yeah. Probably. I mean, I don't know why Sarah Hyland's being replaced, and also Sarah needs the work. You know. It's a little rude. You know, that's like kind of a thing.
So Shaquille O'Neil when he met Ice Spice and Taylor at the Super Bowl, he posted some things about I Spice and he's like, I was not hitting on her, which is weird because another podcast he was like, she's fine, exactly he was, so anyway, this is what he said about that. And then the reason why I put up the post with Ice Spice not because I was trying to flirt, but I didn't really blow up,
but I just wanted to show her some respect too. So to show her respect, he had written so damn fine the picture of her, and he also dam I mean, I guess I'll believe you would respect me like that. Every now and then I feel good. No one ever, So I'm so dam Monday or anything. That's so awful. Takira, she's like, she says her marriage held her back, you know, and so she's she's
over that guy. But she is dating this guy. They're saying it's probably happening because they're being seen out in about If not, it's a good PR stunt. And he is so hot. He's the guy from Emily in Paris. His name's Lucian, Like what a sexy name? Also like who has that name? But they're out about getting dinner together, just being sexy, Like can you imagine No? No, same, I can't imagine either side of that relationship because nothing about me is so damn fine. But I could
take either of them, imagine double dating with them. And then you're sitting there like, are you the driver? No, we're friends. Actually you would the driver first of all, everyone would always know. I'm like, I just know my place. I am the ugly friend and that is fine. Oh y'all take your all picture crop me out. Culture on ktw Bang Fu Balon and Colt on one on one point three Katie song has so much
happening in it, so many, so much. Anyway, we have a guy on the phone and he needs our help because he went out with the girls. On the first time they hooked up, he woke up, she's gone, she won't return his calls and or texts and he's like, what in the world did I do? And so he's like, can you get her on the phone? So we're going to talk to him kind of get the lay of the land, if you will, when we come back,
and then we're going to get her on the phone after that. So make sure you don't change the station's Katie w B. It's one on one point three Katie w B with ballon and Colt. So we have Connor on the phone and Connor, you had a situation over the weekend. You woke up in the morning and something was missing from your apartment. That's an understatement. The most obvious thing was missing was her. She was missing a girl. Okay, yeah, yeah, So we had obviously a very great date.
She spent the night, and it actually wasn't even our first time hooking up. So I'm just wondering, like what did I do where she stayed the night but then left in the morning with no goodbyetech or anything like what you know what I mean, Like, it doesn't make any sense. If one thing happened, why did the other thing happen? You have a good date, like you said, not your first time hooking up. You guys hook up. Do you have any idea did you woke up at seven thirty?
Any idea when she snuck out of your place? Was it like did she just wait till you fell asleep and then she was out? I literally don't know. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper, so sometime between when I fell asleep and when I woke up at like seven thirty, so and is it like she does she steal anything from your place? Or no? Just my heart bro Oh god, dude, I just got a TikTok where a woman said she woke up and her one night stand was feeling a bound of ground b
from her freezer my little brother Cannon. But that's a story for another day, like maybe chuck in the freezer? But have you? I mean, obviously the reason you're calling us is because she has not responded to you, right, And it's again it's super confusing because if she spends the night, why did she I don't know. I'm not sure. Well, I mean, my first thoughts are you know, did she uh did you pee the bed? Did she have like awful gas? Like these things you may not
know. Since you said you're a heavy sleeper, I feel like I would know if I the bed, I don't about the gas again, it's not her first time spending the night. Yeah, well, you gave us her number and I did text her and she said she would come on and she would talk to you. So obviously she is avoiding you because she like she could have just said no, I'll reach out to him, but she's like,
yeah, I'll come on. So there is a reason. And we're going to talk to Shelley when we come back and hopefully get you a little bit of closure or resolved something so you guys can move forward. Okay, please, And also if you're listening, I would love for you to text in and predict why you think Shelley bailed on Connor in the middle of the night. That's not fun. We won't read those to you, Connor to
each other. Five nineteen one Katie w B one oo thews well Belatifool Salan and cold one at one point three Katie w B. We're gonna get Shelley on the phone in a second to tell Connor what he did wrong or you know why she wasn't into it. Here are some guesses we have. Someone said she left because she had Tyrene was embarrassed. Yeah. Another person said bedtime performance wasn't up to par. Someone said he probably snores like a chainsaw.
Another person said I thought maybe like family emergency. But then to not give an explanation a return text is strange. What is happening? So a lot of guesses, But Shelley will tell you why she left and hasn't been returning his text and get her on the phone and we come back on Katie w Be Balin and Colts on one on one point three kd w B. We were just talking to Connor. Connor, maybe you can in case people just turn on the radio kind of recap why you're on with us. Yeah,
I'm in the darks. So I was seeing this girl and she actually spent the night after a date and it was not our first time spending the night together. And I woke up in the morning and she was just gone, like, well, irish goodbye. I was like, uh, okay, I'm not sure what's going on here, and now she won't respond to me. But what could I have done? Right? Well? And Shelley was definitely not responding to you actively because when I texted her, She's like,
yeah, come on emergency. Yeah, so Shelley is on the phone. Hi, Shelley, Hi. I'm gonna let you take it because Connor is he said he actually in his initial email Sid it's kind of been driving him crazy because this wasn't your first date. He felt like things went well. Obviously you guys hooked up. That wasn't your first time, and then you just bailed and almost kind of have ghosted him now and he's like, what could I have done while I was sleeping? So Shelley, I'll let
you take it. Yeah, I mean, I the way you phrased it just then it sounds a little like much, a little extra, but I need you to see like fit from my side. Okay. So we go to bed, right, We had a great night, and then really for the next two hours, Connor, you talked about some girl named Sam and this was in your sleep, okay, And I'm just like, what, Like I tried to wake you up, you didn't wake up. And then I went down to just like deep rabbit hole, like who this person could
be? What's going on? And it turned out it was your ex and you dated for five years. It wasn't just like some flink you dated for five years broke up what two months ago? Not even oh you did go down a rabbit hole like you're I'm assuming you discovered all this information on like social media or something. Yeah, oh yeah, okay, clearly on your inst and like, like, I mean, who much. That's not a time. It's like you you have to still be into her? What?
Yeah? I asked, like some of the things like what was he saying? Are easy? Just saying like it's like like like pretty intimate, like hot and heavy, And I was like, what what's happening right now? I'm not Sam? You know, do you recall any of this dream Connor? Or is she speaking out of pocket? I recall zero of this. I now, there's one part of me that like, I don't remember having this dream. I don't remember her trying to wake me up that she's saying
she was on her phone for hours like doing research. Have you have you had any contact with your ex at all? Or are you all in? Are you over your acts? Well? What I would say, so I think I am. I'm like I'm going on dates and I'm seeing other women. So I mean to your point, like you can't you can't control what you do in your sleep. Not no, but they say, you're what
you dream about is supposed to come from things that happened that day. So if he's like hot and heavy and telling Sam he misses her and beg her back and the dream and stuff, that would be hard to like lay next to and take. I don't know. I mean like, so if I had a dream about like zombies attacking to me, you would think that I
was a zombie player, like you know what I mean? No, mean nothing, the dumb no. And it's not like you have like zombies on your instinct either, by the way, So it's like, come on, man, like you just I don't know. I dated some them for four years and I waited like eight months before doing anything serious, so like two months? Really, are you sure that you're ready? How long am I? What's the rule? You tell me what the rule is. Most men
would actually cheat on you, and I'm just dreaming about it. You know what. Sam would never overreact like this, all right. She would take it like okay, right, it would take it like a tip. All right, Well I'm telly, I don't I don't know. I thank you. Guys are probably just selling your separate ways about there's no point on working through anything. I would just move on as a being him. You know.
At first Falin and cults On one on one point three, katiew B, I thought people were going to say that Shelley was the one kind of being crazy because she left because of something he did in his dream. But then Connor proved himself and his character. So everyone saying on text Connor overreacted. Dude sounds very defensive, which leads me to believe he is definitely not over sam Or. I'm going to make sure not today any Connors because he
seems crazy. So Connor is just doing what Connors do. Okay, yes, So given a bad name for all Connor's out there, for sure, we're going to come back speaking of like I don't know, maybe you have an ex named Connor. This is We did this last week and the week before, and we're continuing it on because we get the best stories every single
time. Things are exes did and we still stayed with them. When we come back on Katie w B. Fallon and cult On one on one point three kd WB, things our exes did and we still stayed with them. We have received some of the funniest calls. Please play my favorite one that we have received. He was trying to make money for him to buy a gift for me. That's nice. Going to his neighbor's house, Oh no, robbing the neighbors and finding a necklace and was giving it to me.
And then I found out that the necklace was stolen after the fact, when the cops tried arresting him on our mealtime's days. And you stayed with him for like six more months? Okay, so what did we want to hear? What your ex did that was messed up and you still stayed with them. Here's another example. I mean there's a million of them, but as you do when you get in a motorcycle accident. He was the first one I called and I was like, hey, this is what's happening. He's
like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm too busy. You know what he was he was busy doing was that he was with his best friend with this guy for another like year and a half, so long. So what did your ex do and yet you still stayed with them? Call us six five one nine eight nine kd w B. I'm not going to judge you because look, we all have welks of her colt because he dated literally his like high school girlfriend and then married her. Listen, I was a little playboy
in high school. I got some exes. Okay, no ignoring that, just no thank you. You can call us with your real stories at six five, one nine eight nine B Balan and colts one on one point three kd w B. Okay, So what did your ex do and you still stayed with them? He kicked my family dog across the room out of the family period. Oh my god, what did the dog do that made him so mad? Oh well, we were dog and housing from my parents and
for the weekend, we buy the grill. We invite another couple friends over. Uh. He had taken the steak off the grill, put a plate put on the table and came back out. You're fishing like vegetables and chickens. We go back in and see the dogs on the table showing the whole corner of the steak. Yeah, as you do, is it your dog or me? Yeah? He yells and you know, throws him off the table onto the ground and then kicks him. He flies across the room.
I mean the moment someone shows their colors as an animal. Goodbye, absolutely, Hey, thank you for calling out of that. Now you got a kick came across the room next time. I mean, I'm not about domestic abuse. Out the dog. I'm coming at you. Yeah, Katie w B. So what did your ex do? I think I could actually pops favorite. So I am. I've been swimming in a pool and my boyfriend at the time, I pushed him in and I ended up buying him a
new pair of shoes, and he kicked in my parents' door. And while I was there, he broke into my parents' house, stole about to change, and said that he had to buy me a birthday present. And the way I found out was because he stepped on a screen with the shoes that I had just bought him. So you saw the marking of the snoes. Yeah. Yeah, So you felt bad because you pushed him in the pool
as a joke, so you bought him new shoes. Yeah. He kicked in your parents' door, left markings, stole their change to buy you a present. And how long did you stay with him after this? About three months? Okay? Your parents were like, oh probably like oh my god, we raised you better than this. They wanted to kill me. Oh gosh, Sarah, what did your ex do and you still stayed with them? Okay, so I can barely get this out. But my ex, a guy that I was dating, stayed over after a few days and the
first time that he stay over at my place. The next day was Sunday. So I was doing cleaning and changing sheets and everything like that, and I had discovered that this man had spent time doing picking his nose and kind of like unloading all these boogers onto his side of the bed. God, So did you confront or no? You just I confronted. I had to call him out on it. It was just too weird. So what did he say? He owned up to it, but he was so embarrassed,
which was kind of fun to watch. He should be embarrassed. Who does that? If you have that much going on? Go to the bathroom? Who does? And he doesn't want to get up if he wants to just wipe it? Was it on the bed or on like a nightstand. It was on the side of the bed, on the seat, oh god, on the side nder the mattress. He is a monster. How long did you stay with him after this? Okay, so this is the really,
really bad part. I stayed with him for a good three years. I want to know what the actual deal breaker was, but I guess that would be a whole different topic. Maybe. Yeah, that's way deeper than we want to go here. Well, thank you for that. Wow, just digging for gold. Thank you so much for people. We'll put up with so much just for love. And there's other people out there, and it's okay to be single, and it's okay to pick your nose, but like,
don't rub it on someone's bed, get nasty. Today's trending with felon and cold on one on. I have to just like, this is crazy. And I literally got an email from our boss it was like you but not give everything away. You know. I was nervous on what to talk about, so I haven't written in front of me exactly how I am allowed to say it. Listen with The Dave Ryan Show April First. This is not April Fools. By the way, I want to be very clear,
it's not April fol It's not a joke. At seven twenty am for details about the biggest Taylor Swift prize we've ever given away. Again, katiewb April first, seven to twenty for details. Not a joke. I can't believe he actually told us what it is. Because you're putting. You're making it hard for me to quit looking behind you. He's not behind you. I know I'm talking about it. Well, we are getting a little close there, but that's all we can say. Now. Moving on Dollar Tree really
upset in the prime clientele. Like my mom, debor Reno, she's not smallet, she's yeah, hey, first of mullets. Dollar Treeth look the place to go, Like when I want balloons and stuff, I pop in there, like little got plates for parties. I love Dollar Tree, but they aren't even one increase. They moved a dollar like items that are dollar to a dollar twenty five and like twenty twenty one, and they used to have a cap, but that cap was five dollars in June of twenty twenty
three. Now seven dollars is their cap. Inflation scan everybody. It'll impact three hundred items apparently, So just so you are aware of that. That is a little rough, but that is part of it. I remember the first apartment I ever got. I went in there with fifty bucks and I was like, yeah, this place, I got all my silverware, all those dishes. Wow, I don't know what what's in a pan that costs four dollars? But I had to love it, love it. That is
your trending. It's brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic Surgery. Find them at MPSMN dot com, Salon and Salon and Colts on one on one point three ktew B. If you have not taking part in the hot dog competition going on, it's not like a hot dog competition. It's a hot dog. So we're rating the hottest dog breaths there are which sounds weird, and it is weird, and you might think yourself, like, that's disgusting. Someone get peta. Dogs aren't sexy. But think about the most attractive dog ever
right now, the most charged dog. Think about it? You got one, don't you? All right, well, round three is up and it's it is heated between two breaths. I will say the Golden Retriever is killing the Doberman eighty six percent of the vote. Golden Triever probably has a four oh one k roth. Yeah, but a Doverman can just I mean, one night with the Doberman. That's like a bad dude, you know what I mean. I'm on too strong? Yeah, you come, you sell
it a little too well and it makes others uncomfortable. Yeah, no, nope, nope, nope, too far. But the tight race right now is between the husky and the Samoya, and husky is fifty six percent, but forty four percent, so I mean it's like tight. Everybody needs some husky in their lives, all right. You know this is my point. This is my point to go vote. Ballin and coult on Instagram. Thanks for hanging out with us. Have an awesome night.