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And I put together a video that I am actually considering deleting.

There are a lot of working parts.

It's weird for me because it feels like I'm like sexually confused with my own body.

You Colt is wearing my tank top is like a workout tank top of mine. In the video, I had to borrow a chainsaw from my neighbor and bring into the office, which is probably not okay. Our boss Rich almost walked in the studio. I saw his face look in the window and he had that look of nope, I don't even want to know what's going on, and turned around and left.

If you want to see the video before, we most likely delete it.

F Alien and Cult balancing cult on Instagram because I don't feel confident in the way.

I look in that video either.

We're all good.

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I couldn't explain it to save my life. I refuse to use my mental capacity for that.

Those are so difficult, and everything is in riddles all throughout life, relationships.

What your boss wants from you, just like seventy things.

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It just hurts my brains. Me too.

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Listen, we just gave away keyword. We are seven minutes away from our next one cold. You know, recently, I graduated from therapy and Cole was saying something along the lines of you are my muse, you are my inspiration.

Fallons said, I was on my hands and knees at the time.

You were like you doing that, Fallon has helped me see the light is what you said?

All hell violent too far, too far? Anyway you had you began your own journey today.

Yeah, I feel like I'm always like, once this happens, then I can have fun.

Okay, So that's like one of your problems.

Yeah, I'm gonna get to this point in my life and then I'll be happy.

That's a very common thing.

People are like, if I just get past this, if I just get through this, then I'll be happy.

Forget about everything that's enjoyable right now, let's focus on this and then it'll be my time to actually enjoy it. So I'm trying to figure out, like, what's wrong, what's the disconnect? And I talked I talked to my therapists today, and here's.

A brand new relationship. You just met for the first time today, virtually.

Yeah, we did. Okay.

Two things that are a little weird to me, one super nice, but one I feel like I might be older than her, and I don't like that for some reason.

That's a fair you know.

I've had people before say that they want someone who feels like their mom almost.

Well, yeah, I don't know about my mom, but I'm just like someone who's like why, Well, not that she's not wise or she doesn't have experience, but it's like it's like when you're you get on an airplane right and you see some twenty five year old flying or you see a dude with a mustache in super gray hair.

That's the guy I want. He's been doing it for a while now.

You know, I'm saying that guy feel like he's a little for when it comes to a pilot, I feel like that guy's way too relaxed. I actually want the younger one who's more efficient.

You're just more attracted to the younger one. That's what you want.

Not true, Mama likes a little salt and pepper. Okay, no, but I I get what you're saying. With a therapist, you want someone who has more life experience that they can uh imbart impart some of the wisdom on you that they you know, have learned through their life.

Yeah, but I learned me and she did teach me some things about me. Oh, would you learn about yourself that I disassociate that's yeah, that I tend to flee when it comes to people who just want to love me and be in my life, okay, And that I never asked for help because I'm afraid of someone letting me down.

That's what she said, geez in session one.

Session one baby, and she was like, I don't know how you traverse life and navigated with the traumas you have had.

You're doing very good. And I was like, you just want me to come back, So that's smart saying.

That that's smart.

Yeah.

She's like, oh, if he loves a little complimentee.

Yeah, she's like, oh he likes validation. Let me hit this button validate.

But you know you were worried about going to a therapist because you've had bad experiences in the past. Do you think you'll go back to this when or will you seek out someone who's a little bit older?

Okay? She I did love I liked her.

She was cool, and it's just sucks to have to like reintroduce again everything.

I will tell you something that people in media face why a lot of people don't want to go to therapists because like they have to be in the same stage as you, So the likelihood of them seeing you on TV or listening you to you on the radio as a thing.

So a lot of people she mentioned that. She was like, Oh, you're on KDWB. That's so cool.

See that would be an immediate turn.

That'd be hilarious.

But I'm saying people like a public figure, if you will. They don't like that because I don't want them to know what I do. I want them, even if they do know what I do, I want them to pretend like they don't. My therapist, She's like, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't like Top forty radio, so I don't listen.

I'm a perfect.

So I don't know.

And also part of me just feels like I could figure out my problems by my own if I just talked out loud.

No, I don't think that. I think you've had I think you've been through some stuff. I think you knew you do need a professional. I don't mean that in a mean way. I mean like I think it would really help you.

Yeah, She's I don't know, we'll see I need to let people in. That's what she says.

At least it's a female, so you know it's not your stalker. What if this was like a long, long game and it's your stalker and you're revealing all your personal stuff on.

Me, like I don't know.

Sometimes like honey pots me somehow seduces me in the night, and then it's like, oh, wait, oh you're my stalker. Oh this is weird, dude. That's a Netflix show right there.

We gotta write this. We we need chatty PF my problems.

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And I'm like, all.

Right, oh, he's proud of it, like he was a swamp boat captain.

But like you didn't have to throw it in there like that. It's so rude.

Yeah, they don't even mention his name at all. It's just swamp boat.

But no, they said Jeremy. They actually did give him at least they gave him his first name. I debates Colts. Look, oh, I think he is pretty attractive, and I said, he looks like someone my sister Lanewood date.

He looks like a dude and who isn't afraid to go to jail for a couple of days.

That's correct, That's what it is.

He's probably a great guy.

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It makes sense if they're in a bar and someone's like trying to hit on it like he will, and that's what she needs.

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Yeah, sad news. Maggie Smith passed away the age of eighty nine. I am she was in Harry Potter. That's like a big role as for younger people, for sure. In Downton Abbey if you're a fan of that, for people like millennials, Sister Act, Baby, Sister Act, and I loved those movies so much. I went through a really strong phase where I thought I could sing joyful, joyful like Lauren Hill.

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James Corden is the latest.

Okay, we don't need a sound effect for everything I do on the show. I asked you to load one sound effect and you can't even do that.

The sound effect you wanted me to load was this, Why that's the one you're like.

This is the most important.

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Because every time of place it's a guaranteed laugh.

Not to our boss, but to me.

Yeah.

James Corden is the latest celebrity to say he tried oh oh oh o zemping and he said it didn't work.

Yeah, he beat Ozempic.

Tracy Morgan bid ozimpic too, a.

Lot of people, which makes me feel like, because I was all about Ozemba October, I was like, let's do it sober October. Ozemba October, that's where it's at. Yeah, but if it doesn't, I want like a guarantee.

You can't have a guarantee. O Zempic may not be the one for you. I've learned a lot about it lately. Actually, there are different brands that do different things and if you'd like to learn about those. It's not an ad, but you can listen to Mini Jenny's podcast called I'm Still Fun, where we talked about it last week.

Thank you so much.

People's Choice Country Awards, Beyonce took zero for seventeen awards.

They Don't Worry Shaboozy gave her.

A shout out on stage, so she loved that she's like, oh, thank you, Shaboozy and Chapel Rowan. She says things are too overwhelming and has canceled her music festival appearance. She was going to be in New York City in DC this weekend and she's like, look, I'm just I'm taking a break. Last night I saw her on TikTok and she was doing like a full rant about politics and people twisting her words. She's like, I don't like either candidate. I am voting. She called her, uh, she pronounced Kamala's

She's like, well, she.

Said that, but she's like, that doesn't mean I agree with half the stuff she said. I just agree with more what she says than Donald Trump. Yeah, and then she went kept going, kept going, and I was like, I am I'll be honest, I'm a little worried about Chapel Rohan because she blew up very quickly, and she she seems to me, yeah, but she seems to be she doesn't seem to be handling it very well, so I hope she has the right people around.

Her to help her through it. Yeah.

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We have Max in here by the way, uh triple X M A xxx from KFA, and he's going to join us in a little while to do radios categories usually do that flapter four o'clock.

So you're here really early, but you also.

Were down doing stuff on kfan earlier, so thanks for hanging out with us.

Yeah, I'm just mentally preparing, you know what I'm saying the jump in Jackson, Yeah, yeah, and going through my Sidoku, just getting the mind working.

You have to get that mind right exactly. We're doing a little round of anyone listening who. Anyone listening who had an invisible friend growing up?

I did not.

Yeah, I've seen an episode of Franklin the Hurdle Show. Yeah, I like his friend was his shadow, and that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, a shadow friend.

Anyone listening who had an invisible friend, had someone professed their love in a big way that you did not feel the same about.

This happened to me.

Yeah, tell me your story.

Uh, the gate.

The guy's name was. I don't know if it was like I think it was. I want to say it was Easton.

I can't remember.

That's sad.

No, it's for real, this is actually real, he wrote.

He had me over his place. I liked him as a friend.

He sat at the piano, had written a full song for me that he had me watch him perform.

He was a very talented musician.

Yeah, weird, but I did not have those feelings at all. And I felt so uncomfortable, and I was like, thank you.

He's one of those I left.

It's in those artists and like their voice, like hears everything, you know. He just thought he could like swoon you.

Yeah, And I remember feeling just incredibly bad.

But I was like, no, I had it, okay, this.

Is it made me uncomfortable and it made me feel bad about myself. But this this girl who wasn't very popular in school in eighth grade gave me a Valentine, and then everybody made fun of me from getting forgetting it from her, and it was like, I felt so bad, but I was like, thank you, you know I don't have anything for you. And then the whole class like you got up down time from so and so, and I.

Was like, oh, that's not the full story. You're trying to look good on the radio, everyone making fun of you. You turned on her, didn't you. You're like, oh gross, and you probably threw it back at her.

I did I should because I would.

I would have saved a lot of hate.

Then why did you feel bad? You didn't do anything wrong?

Because I felt bad that I didn't reciprocate. It was like thank you, but like you know, I thought you were.

Trying to hide the facts and look.

Right, you were part of the bully.

She was getting it already from everybody else, so I was like, all right, Oh that makes me so sad. Her also said for me, nobody else except her gave me a valentine. Would have been nice to get something from a popular person.

That was my only option.

Well, maybe you should have taken its my guy, or anyone listening who never watches their sheets.

Listen, We've had some nasty people calling, and I'm okay with it, Like people who don't floss with the knew.

Were going three years since the last floss.

Glossy FLOSSI was nasty, nasty, and.

He tried to make up excuses. And there were girls calling and make up excuses for their guys not flossy.

And they don't have time, they're busy at work.

Oh it takes like everyone out in the car or something. So if you fit in any of those three categories, give us a call at sixty five one nine eight nine Katie w B.

Anyone listening who had an invisible friend.

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October fourteenth, going to jump.

Into a little round of anyone listening who had an invisible friend, had someone professed their love in a big way that you didn't feel the same about which Max was just in here. He had to go to the bathroom or something, but he said that a girl called and left a voicemail on his phone with Mario's lemon.

Me let me Bee, And I was like, and He's like, oh no.

I was like, oh my god, it's such like a middle school thing to do, to leave like a song on someone's voicemail is so cute?

Oh my right? And was she friend zone me in high school?

Yeah?

And I played her. I sang this song on her voicemail.

I'm so happy that that worked out for you.

Somehow this song was hot back then.

I guess that.

This might explain why you play this song any chance we talk about anything dating. It's a very bizarre choice, and you always play it. I'm like, why, good, which category did.

You fall into?

I have an imaginary sister, and I would go to my grandma and say, Grandma, who's prettier me or my sister? And she would look at me done it in the face and say, your sister, Oh.

Why what was up with grandma doing you so dirty?

I don't know. It hurt me though, and I think I lost the sister after that.

Were you kind of just like an annoying kid?

I was a lonely kid obviously.

Do you have any siblings?

I do now, but they're much younger.

Okay, that's why she had to create the fake invisible get it?

Yeah, well, at least you have the real deal now. Yeah, and now your grandma probably actually does like them more than you, but it's like real.

I don't know.

I think the Tables of dirn Oh, you got a favorite. Good for you? You earned her love. I love that for you.

Sal and could one one three responsibly.

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I keep thinking what will be her little rap at the end of her song that ties in Minnesota, twin twin cities. I feel like twins. She's gonna have something some excited part give it to us. No, I'm not prepared. I'll come up with some options. Maybe a different day.

You're pretty good at meal styling.

A different day, We'll come up with those.

We do have your at X keyword coming up at around three tend You remember the website FML and everyone said that, isn't it bizarre? But it basically I'm actually curious if it still exists.

And I'm gonna do a deep dive into this when we come back.

One on one point three KATIEWB where you're never more than twenty minutes away from your shot at Sabrina Carpenter tickets, We're gonna have those for you very soon. I was, you know, like how we go through phases as society, and.

It's like I was thinking about.

How for a long time, everyone and their brother was like fml F my life, everything, every meeting.

Both those are really really tame.

One that's you apply it to anything. Eventually you could.

I remember because this goes back.

I honestly think I might have been like in high school or college when this started, because I feel like the Dawson's Creek gift of Dawson Crying was always.

Don't wait.

Maybe that was a first world problem. See, we go through these phases. But anyway, FML became a whole thing, and then they even had a website, and so I'm just bored the other day and I'm like, that website even exist? Still, Oh, it still exists, exists, and people actually still post on this website, which is crazy to me. They're weird situations they find themselves in.

And then people can.

Vote either I agree, your life does suck, or you deserved it.

We should go through a couple of these.

Okay, why don't we vote on some of the wose and we'll decide whether or not they're being dramatic.

Or if they have the right to be saying FML.

Yeah.

Today I was walking home when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an a hole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head.

Oh.

The bystanders were shocked for two seconds, but then started laughing FML.

Yeah, your life sucks. I feel like that's so bad for you.

That is not on you. What are the odds the cone fluent it by the way I hit.

We've had these traffic cones constantly in our parking garage here. Oh yeah, it's so annoying. I drove over one. I'm gonna be honest with you. I didn't do it on purpose, but I didn't stop once I felt to me, that's what. That's not the first time I hit a cone. Recently, I hit one of the State fair too, and just kept going.

They repainted because they like they put the concept to protect.

It's been a week. The paint's probably dry.

Yeah, you got to move on to the guys.

Today I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror I walked to my own reflection.

Yeah, this sucks.

I don't know.

I feel you know, I feel you deserved it. She just wanted to avoid the awkwardness, exchange some pleasantries, move on.

Shouldn't have to.

That's true.

I don't know. I'm gonna vote. I'm clicking you deserved.

It all right.

Today, at age twenty three, I met my absentee father. He went on and on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases fm L And that guy still sucks.

Yeah, I guy, that's the worst.

That guy is not a good dab.

He sounds like my dad.

My dad always says he got me stocks for Christmas, but.

You've never had access to him.

I don't have stocks.

Yeah, you'd have access when he turned eighteen, So that's that's messed up.

Okay, what about this one fallen? Today?

I had my new boyfriend come over new boyfriend. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip shocked. I quickly tried to explain it away with that was my shoe, except I was barefoot.

FML not.

You think the life suck.

Their life sucks or they deserved it.

They did deserve that. That's rough. That sucks. You have to get that comfort point at some pull.

It's got the very house break. And thank god Jen was the one to do.

It, because your your wife is the one to do it.

She was visiting, I was living in Green Bay.

She came over from Michigan, and it would suck because we'd spend three days together and you're my stomach are so bad at the time she left. As soon as I dropped drop, it was like the whole way home was like a slow deflation.

Oh for sure.

But I had to do something at work, so I drove her, left her in the car, went into work, but I didn't have my key, fop, so I came back out to the car. When I opened that door, it was like a smack to the face. It was like I couldn't hold I was like, what is that?

What is that?

Does that smell you? And she's like, oh, you don't have to be mean about it.

You asked my stomach or it's And I was like, thank god this is over though, thank god we could just move on from this.

Yeah, Jake said he used to leave my house and he was surprised he didn't rip poles in his car and a ball straight because he would just tear ass the whole way.

Weird, It is very weird. All right, there's another f my life.

You guys do one more than the Sabrina shared Today.

I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone while I was trapped in the car with her.

When I pointed out, I'm still in the.

Back seat, she scoffed and told me I have a sex life, deal with it. That's a oh no, that is highly inappropriate at any age. If I am forty years old, I do not need my mom.

No, do want.

A play by play of her hookup while I'm in the car.

Stop?

No, thank you.

I mean your momo. But mo mom, No, I don't know.

You got some weird things with your mom too.

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There's an actual Prince house you can stay in. Purple Rain House is coming to air b and B, so they say fans have a chance to stay in his famous Purple Rainhouse. It's in Minneapolis because it's the celebration of the movie and soundtracks fortieth anniversary, which, by the way, it was just voted the best soundtrack of all time according to Rolling Stone magazine. The late singer bought the place in twenty fifteen and it's been closed to the

Now we're talking, Yeah, you got all those things.

There's a music lounge where guests can play the drums, try the guitar, tickle the ivories, all the things to the ivories.

You've never heard that phrase, like play the piano, tickle.

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Basically, you just said, it's not what I said.

Ok You can request to book the Purple Rainhouse on Airbnb starting October second at six am Pacific. So I'm just saying, and guests are being randomly selected to you, now, Okay, I.

Was gonna say it'd be sick if we did like an event there, like if we had like a I don't want to sleep over, but if we did like a two hour, two hour like tickle the ivories party or something that would be fun all there some ivories.

See, you always make things a little bit strange, don't you. Would you go though, Yeah, yeah, i'd go.

If you had a party there, I'd come thank you.

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Maybe I'll try it out.

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Probably It's just funny. It's so good.

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All right? Question number one, it's a multiple choice one.

What was New York once called Old York, New Amsterdam or Old London?

Ted?

That is incorrect, Jenny, So you have Old incorrect.

As New Amsterdam?

Yeah?

Yeah, oh no, all right? Question number two, which fashion magazine is known for its September issue?

Yes, Jenny, yes, it is voue.

Question number three, another multiple choice, what do you call a group of owls a a parliament, be a party, or see a hoot?

Okay, Ed?

Yes, Ted, party not a party? Ted not a party. So Jenny, is either a parliament or a hoot.

Are you gonna go with parliament?

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On one point three Katie w B. Where you're never more than twenty minutes away from you're selling a spending Carpenter tickets. It's Founding Colts and the Rizzler Max.

Yes, normally he's M A xx, but on this show it's M A xxx.

Yes, sir, you can add as many x's as you want.

Did you know what I'm saying?

Thousands of people listen to your food stamp hookup story, by the way, Oh really it was. Yes, it was great. People love that. If you missed, they go back on the podcast.

Do you have any current hookup stories you'd like to share with us?

Oh yeah, I got plenty.

Yeah, pulling your Marry Poppins bag and hit us with a quick one.

Okay, did I tell you guys about.

The girl that had her kid on the first day?

You know, yeah, she brought her kids. I like go to her house.

And you know, Snake has seemed like, you know, I was supposed to be Netflix and chill, you know, more chill than Netflix.

Yeah, and then I get there. I opened the door and a freaking kid in the diaper. She's like, it's just like the craziest kid. Did you guys ever watch the show The Wild Thorn Bear? I remember, Donnie, That's how this kid was.

It was no hyperbole, the worst kid I've ever been around in my life.

And then not, okay, it gets crazier though.

This kid was acting up and so she's like embarrassed, so she like winds up like a.

Picture in Game seven of the World Series.

Spanks the kid.

I'm like, oh my god, oh my god.

Yeah, but this kid is so bad.

It was spank proof.

The kid looks bad and the only thing that said in clear English all night but just said nah.

I just kept bouncing up.

Oh my god, my god, dude, Max, that kid needs a dad in it's life.

I said, I'm not the stepdadd that steps up.

You know what I'm saying.

You left immediately, absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy.

It was insane, Like, honestly, you want to spank me like that.

Hamprint baby.

All right, so we're gonna play radios categories ballan gong, get get out of here.

Max is gonna go first.

Okay, Max, you have a minute ago through these categories. Your letter today is tea, going with tea, okay, and your time starts now. Things you find at a pumpkin patch. Treats, types of fat foods. Oh, past fall activities, trick or treating, Yes, scary movies past things you are thankful for.

The people some people, all right.

Halloween costumes, uh, tristan Halloween candy.

Ah, twizzlers all right?

Uh?

Things you are things to wear when it's cold, a thong. Uh cozy things for fall Ah thick blanket, thick blanket, I love that okay, and uh least favorite celebrity oh man ah dang Io Tiana Taylor, Tianna Taylor.

Oh day okay, and that's your time. That's your time, Fallacy.

I was terrible, No, dude, you actually you came in clutch at the end. I feel like you have some good stuff.

We'll see though.

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We got fallon going up against Max.

Max said he sucked and I am hype about it.

Yeah, I was cheeks in that last round. I'm a little I'm a little frazzled right now. That's okay.

We've seen a lot worse.

You've been decent.

Okay, okay, So you have a minute to go through these. I have ten categories that are kind of like fall themed.

Oh you don't have to leave Max.

Oh yeah, you can.

Say, because you already know, you already know Max leave so much.

We kick him out of the studio. Yeah, so customed to leave it so sad. You have a minute.

Your letter is t and your time starts now. Things you find at a pumpkin patch. Uh.

Skip types of fall follers okay.

Types of fall foods Tamala's what fall activities?

Uh?

Wait?

Total leading suit go back fall activities? Uh?

Skip scary movies.

The tech Texas Chainsaw, massacre.

Things you are thankful for.

Skip my team team Team Yeah, just.

Team, You're my team.

Halloween costumes Uh, Tina Turner Halloween candy, Tom Tom's things you wear when it's cold.

Tom's by the way for candy. Things you were cold turtleneck?

Uh, cozy things for fall.

No turtleback.

Least favorite celebrity h.

Leasait celebrity Tom Hitdleston. That's not true. But I don't know what to do, Tom.

Brady, Okay.

Fall activities, Uh, tub thumping, Uh what I don't know.

Let's see cookies, turns.

That's okay, that's that's your time. That's your time.

Okay.

But I was so white, Max, I was talking about turnips like the vegetables.

Oh man, that would be a crazy situation. I say, we're doing turnups and you're like, all right, you show up bacon turnips? Very different?

All right?

What did you say for number seven? Halloween candy fellon?

Tom Thoms is another thing? But then I changed it to Tom's. But I think Tom Thomas is my original? Is that a candy?

I don't know.

All right, we're going to go through it.

So things you find at a pumpkin patch found, said Toddler.

Max said, treats, very good, very good.

Number two types of fall foods. You had tortellini soup.

Dude, I go, I'll make it for you and you will be back at my door pegging for a second serving.

Okay, not the first time.

Okay.

Number two Max, you had nothing. Number three fall activities you said, what I don't think I.

Dumping?

I get knocked down and not get up again.

You never no Max out the obvious trick or treat double point.

Zero.

Scary Movies found that Texas Chainsaw masker.

The Texas Chase saw massacre, So I.

Guess you get double.

I guess Okay, things you were thankful for. Fallon said team you said the people.

That's fine.

Yeah, okay, word for that one, but I don't think.

I can Halloween thoughts Halloween costumes two point two points, and Max.

Yeah Tristan Thompson, which is two points as well.

Yeah, cheating, you're almost as tall as Tristan. Things to wear when it's cold. Fallon had turtlenecks.

That one was good for that.

Max had thong, which I'm gonna give it to him.

Is something I would never wear.

A cozy things for fall You had a towel, Fallon Max had a thick blanket, which is way better.

To described your word that doesn't count.

Least favorite celebrity found that Tom Brady and Max you had Teana Taylor, which is two points.

That is not your least favorite celebrity.

Which means this is crazy. The both of you all tied up ten to ten.

I feel good about it. Oh, it looks like got another Wrizzler in the road.

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So, James Corden is the latest celebrity to reveal he tried.

Oh oh oh oh zam Big.

You know.

It did not work for him either.

I mean, you know, whatever it's it works for some people and obviously doesn't work for.

Other It's disheartening.

It's just I felt when I think of Ozam Big, I think anything I was gonna Tryamba October but I'm like, I thought I could eat whatever.

Still.

I thought it was like just a dissolve. It almost like you eat seven pieces of pizza. Boom shot of ozam, big calm baby.

It's like an appetite, Like you don't crave it, you don't eat it if you feel full faster, That's what people say.

I don't know. If I've been hungry for three years, I don't know if that would work. I don't know.

I I know people get really serious over it, but I think it's something that we can like laugh about.

I mean, here's the thing.

At the end of the day, I have zero statistics, but I have to assume this is the most popular drug that has existed since viagra.

I have to assume. Dude, Yeah, probably you're not. I don't think you're wrong.

I can't think of anything.

I mean, obviously there are uh antidepressants and anti anxiety pills that maybe are higher up. But yeah, I don't know, very possible.

I know so many people on ozemp, Yeah you do.

Yeah, I don't know so many people.

I know a handful of people who are on some form of it. Like I know one person on with GOV. I know a couple of people on like semi glue Tide.

Yeah, I know someone on that I don't know, but.

There are like lots of different someone wrote into the podcast I do with Jenny. They're on something totally different I had never even heard of. But whatever, I mean, good, whatever, whatever.

I don't my fausness.

The only thing I'm on is a treadmill and it's not working out. Yeah, and then for like a week.

That's the problem.

Yeah.

Maggie Smith, this is sad news. She passed away. If you're like, who's Maggie Smith, you would definitely know her from Harry Potter. She was in Downton Abbey, a little bit older generations. You would know her from Sister act she was. I mean, she's one of those actresses to me that like I only just I think of her, was playing the older role in like every movie, even though at one point she was younger and she was winning Academy Awards, I believe, But I don't know her from those films.

Chapel Roade is just canceled.

More show.

She had a big festival coming up this weekend New York DC. All Things Go, I guess was the name of the festival, and she said, Hey, I apologize for those of you that have been waiting, but I can't perform. Things have gotten overwhelming over the past few weeks and I'm really feeling it, so I got to basically.

Prioritize my health.

I've said this earlier, but I worry about Chapel rom because she is.

I think it's.

Good she talks about this because so many celebrities have this overnight fame.

They don't talk about it. You don't.

No one has any empathy for them. You're like, oh, boohoo, you're rich and fame. It's like you wanted to be. But she's very, very vocal. But I do worry about her because it seems to really really be affecting her, and she's very vocal about it. So I hope she has the right people around her to help her through these things. I mean, she went on a kind of a rant about voting and people taking her words out of context and stuff on TikTok last night, So it's

Yeah, maybe one day and then we.

Can go see her in concert. Obviously I want to see her in concert.

Yeah.

Uh.

Lana del Rey married swamp guy Jeremy, which is basically the title everyone's given him, which is he's like an average guy who drives the swamp fan boats in New Orleans. And she went on a ride and then she went on a ride, if you know what I'm saying. Now he's married, like living her best life with him, which is funny and whatever.

I think it's gonna work out too, I do. I think every celebrity should do this. If you're a mega celebrity, you should marry a normal person.

Sure, but I also they were only linked as far back as like August.

That's my only concern with that celebrity.

Do you think would just like shack up with you, marry you?

Roseanne Barr, I was thinking Hendrik Caville for some reason.

But would you say his name? Did you say Henry cavill?

Mike's not working? I can't for you.

Have I been saying his name wrong? Thought Henry Cavill?

I said Henry Caville. I don't know if that's right.

Wait, which one's right? Wait? I got it?

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I didn't realize.

How soon the show was. October fourteenth is like two weeks away. You could be seeing Sabrina Carpenter in two weeks.

I do feel like July we not. Can we go out side about sweating?

We're already basically in October at this point it is insane. And then, of course, in another twenty minutes we'll have another shot for you to win Sabrina Carpenter tickets on KATIEWB one three katiewb, you are never more than twenty minutes away from your shot at Sabrina Carpenter tickets. Someone actually commented on the video that we posted, and I haven't deleted it yet.

I don't know how much long.

Someone actually messaged me and that they were like, oh, falling, you're Indiana White Trash is coming out. We posted a video today. I had to bring in my neighbor's chainsaw for it. I had to borrow a wig from my coworker at Fox for Colt.

Colt is wearing my tank top in the video.

The point on the cross dress, the point is that's fine, you look great. The point first of all, men wear tanks all the time, so calm down, not that tight, Okay, tanks kinds true men were fitted tanks all the time.

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We were trying to.

Recreate something that already exists in the world and almost parody it. But no one even knows who we're supposed to be because we don't look anything like the people, not at all. I'm questioning deleting the video. Basically, if you want to see it, you can fallin and cold on Instagram. But someone said that they would sell their soul for tickets in the comments. I think that's going a little far.

My father in law text me and said, why would you do that?

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Maybe somebody as at the gas station for some reason, but my mother in law, a neighbor.

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I had the hospital called me a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah, making your life difficult.

I thought about waging war with the hospital bill collectors, Like this is you know what, didn't.

You have a tactic with that before where you sit and't pay and then they finally called you back and gave you a discount.

You just pay some of it.

Yeah, so the way how you pay for your hospital bills?

I just had a huge hospital bill. I did not do this, for the record, I was paid for it.

I get the bill and then you throw it in the trash immediately, and then you wait for them to call you and be like, hey, we're going to send this collections or we'll give you thirty percent off.

That's ever happened for me. But I don't know if there's my bill away though, that's the difference.

I guess I got about like eighteen hundred bucks off that bill.

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Is there anybody making your life difficult?

Some days you do? WHOA, No, not really, I just want to see how you react. You make my life easier.

I mean, there are some days my kid does, but that's like what they're supposed to do.

They're kids, right for the most part.

And this is rare because I can find something to complain about every single day.

I don't have one of these.

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Maybe the business is like going under.

That's like a very unprofessional thing. I mean, everyone can have emotions, but to do it every time as the manager that feels their owner feels a.

Little Yeah, it's weird selling it out this Texas.

My in laws are making my life difficult with their messy af divorce.

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I teach fifth grade?

Ooh, okay, that's a dangerous age because they're cocky and confident enough to say, you know, whatever they want, but they're not emotionally intelligent enough to know it's ruining your day.

But what are they doing exactly that it's making your life difficult.

Well, it can be anything from vomiting in garbage cans, oh, making the loudest noises with their mouths, and then it catches on so everyone starts doing it. They don't take anything out that needs to be out, and they just stare at you. Oh, it's learned helplessness. So it's very difficult to move forward when you're taking three steps back.

Yeah, but you get summers off.

Oh, don't do don't fire.

I mean I'm saying that was the positive. I'd be like, I get my summers. I get my summers. I get my summers.

That's your daily motivation.

You write that on your mirrors, you can read it every morning a little bit.

But it's also nice when you get the hugs at the end of the day and they just love you and you're like, Okay, yeah, it wasn't so bad.

It's worth it. Thanks for hanging there.

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She backed into a cement wall and shattered the windshield, and all she was concerned about was paying for parking.

Listen I have total two of my mom's be hicles.

One was my fault. I backed into it with my car.

There it is.

And the second one was I hit a deer, so not not totally my fault, but I will say I did gas like my mom into You know, you should have taught me how to drive better.

Oh so is that what your daughter is doing to you? Oh god, I would know.

So as it turns out, your daughter's way better of a child than fault was. Oh correct, Well, you make everyone feel blessed they don't have kids.

It turned out almost okay, okay, okay. Do the more I talk on the radio, the more I'm like, I'm a nightmare.

You're self deprecating, but I think you're a little too sharing of it sometimes, and then.

People are like, oh, yeah, I've righted my wrongs.

I like this.

I want to do this again, mostly because some people called it and I actually was on the other parts side.

How it was actually like, oh, it sounds like you're the difficult one.

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Okay, I've been thinking a lot. If you buy a bigger bed, you have more bedroom, that makes sense. But you have less bedroom.

Thatund's tough.

So you have like you have bedroom, you have more or less bedroom?

Can you see what I'm saying?

I see what you're saying.

Look if I had a full and then I went to a king more bedroom, yeah.

But if you do a full, it's like you better. You might as well just buy a cot From a Sporting Good story, the.

Difference of a full to a queen is insane because you can technically, allegedly supposed to be able to put sheets use those same sheets.

But I'm telling you right now, if.

I laid with a singular other person on a full sized bed, I'm miserable.

No, So what you've been banking?

Are you supposed to cut your toenails. Yeah, how did we do it before? I understand the fingers because you just bite your nails off, right, But back in the day when we were all Neanderthals, how.

Did you did they bite their toenails off?

I'm guessing when I was younger, I did it a few times. I was more bendy.

Were you?

I don't know. I probably ate eight.

I don't know you were biting your toenails off when you were still eight?

Eight? To me, I don't know what that means.

But aren't we aren't we supposed to use our toenails as self defense?

Probably? But guess what, It's twenty twenty four, so I'm not trying to catch a saber tooth. I'm not trying to split it with my toenail talent.

Just think about this, Someone's coming at you and you just whip your shoe off, and you're.

Like, back all my toes.

A roundhouse kick would be a roundhouse slaughter.

Did you be slicing and dice in? You cut a watermelon with your toenails at some point.

I like that because.

I'm always scared to cut a watermelon with a regular knife because it's like so big and roly, and none of my knives are sharp enough.

They're so dull.

There's always like you're on an outing or something that somebody have a knife. I'll hold up the folliat her toes out.

I would be a hero every day.

On Christmas Day opening up packages with your toes.

Sopp hold on, olive bab will cut that barbie out. Let me get them plastic pieces on the back of that bot dice.

Such a gross visual.

You resulding someone to ostage with your butt.

We won't wait just after the police get here.

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Oh my tears.

Okay, so what you've been banking?

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?

Why you gotta do that to me? Hold on, let me think about this.

Yeah, can soap soap to clean the floor.

But then I don't know that I want the soap bar that has fallen upon the ground to then be used in my crevices.

Oh oh yeah, you're right.

Then you would have to clean the soap, which would make the soap dirty.

That soaps dirty, The.

Soap is dirty and the floor is not clean.

Yeah, you gotta clean that soap.

So what you've been back.

Why do people go to Cleveland, Ohio and say, yeah, this is it, this.

Is where I want to be. Let us do it.

You know how many terrible cities there are to live, And then people are just like, sure, let's do it for like thirty years. Let's get a luggage here, Let's get a thirty year mortgage.

It's a great place to raise your family.

And the place where everybody hates on. Let's just be there, Let's just do it.

What is in Cleveland? The rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Sad people, Ah say, I don't know. I would assume. I don't know for sure.

What's worse than Cleveland?

Though, I don't know. For some reason, I want to say Toledo, but I don't know if that's true.

Most places in Kentucky.

Apparently not des Moines. But where was that place we were just talking about this, you know what I'm talking about?

Which super was the suit Falls.

Where they were like taking a vacation, like the anniversary he was gonna take his wife.

No cedar rap rapids. Everybody hates cedar rapids.

That was true.

Consistently, everyone hated cedar rapids.

Everybody on the text time is like cedar rapids socks get rid of it.

So yeah, that's why. I don't know why people do that.

So what you've been thinking?

It's cheaper maybe, but is that worth it?

No?

I'd rather go in that, dude.

I would rather here we go. I would rather be ninety seven years old. No, working as a greeter at Walmart. That could be entertaining to supplement my income than live in Cleveland.

Dang, those are some strong opinions.

What a teeth taste like? And do like? Your teeth tastes different than mine?

Let me see you get over here? If you imagine, there's only one way to test it, bro.

No, it's only one way.

No, what are your teeth tastes like?

I don't know, but I wouldn't want the taste them. I'm being secure past your teeth right now?

Will they taste like?

Can we honestly do peanuts?

Sale? Peanuts?

I do not want I'm saying.

I'm saying peanuts, peanuts go stale.

I come across some stale peanuts.

My life missing through lots of peanuts at my That's.

Why Texas Roadhouse is a top five restaurant in America.

Peanut shut up.

Yes it is where actually gonna get free.

Rolls and cinnamon sugar butter.

I got a couple of rolls, okay, asas I don't want a basket of them.

You are only here right now because all of your ancestors survive long enough to procreate. Think about that, Think about the hundreds of thousands of years is just because your dumb ancestor was just alive, just long enough. You are the strongest gene that has been passed down.

Would have been sick of one of them.

What approcreated with someone who doesn't have a double chin?

Awesome?

Yeah, dude, finds one with a fast metabolism thing.

Yeah, thank.

You didn't settle with a warrior.

You settled with a peasant who had just a beer gut dope.

Thanks for that, all right?

Yeah, so what you've been thinking?

All right, let me tell you right now, someone's already dubbed this balance talents.

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Imagine you have a car, man, you know what. Imagine you're on your bicycle. Okay, Imagine I'm in my car and it's beautiful, and I'm like, I'm gonna open my moon roof.

You know what I'm saying.

I'm a slider all the way open because I want that air to be fair on my bike.

I haven't always I'm saying.

I'm saying, so stay on your bike.

Okay.

All of a sudden, you're just being hit left and right with some wet sludgie something or other.

Like, what is this?

What is this round liquid splattering all over my face in my car, all over me?

Guess what it is. It's a poo cano.

A poo cano are you talking about?

I'm talking about In China they had a poop volcano. A sewage eruption sent poo flying and started splattering cars, people. No one was safe, raw sewage hitting everyone everywhere. It shot up over thirty feet high like old faceful. Then gravity took hold and the discharge is crashing on people below.

Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. That was so sucky.

Who do you sue for that?

I don't think you can.

What happened was the authorities are blaming a poop cano on newly laid sewage pipes rupturing during a construction cruise stress test.

Oh, she was stressful.

Okay, they're calling it Dante's peak pop. It's the Dante's poop instead of Dante's Peak. And that is my nightmare. And that is your unbelievable story.

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I know. I'm like, why are you do it? I'm like, well, I know I didn't because I don't.

Let her order Shirley Temple's. She associates the Lord Fletcher's with it because she's gotten it there one time.

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She said.

It took her a half an hour to write the words for this song. She said, I was just at my house and I wrote it before I went to the studio. I wrote it in like a half an hour, she said. I think one of the first lines that I wrote from the song was this one, and it was actually from a diary I had when I was like eleven or twelve years old. And then she came up with the title Royals because she said she had a national geographic that had George barrett a baseball legend in it and his shirt.

Said Royals, and I was like, I really love that word.

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One on one point three Katie w B with Fallon and Colt. You know Bluey's in town this weekend. Up they're doing like one of those Bluey things. Oh god, well, that's the thing I wanted to take all of It's a fifteen minute show and it looks super cute, but your girl's cheap.

I don't know. I don't know if it's going to happen.

How much was it pridges you and Olive.

Well, I didn't get it doesn't matter.

It was a lot. It was like close to two hundred dollars two hundred No, I didn't get them.

It was like if I bring my wife my other kid, that's like four hundred dollars.

Well, there there were cheaper tickets.

Rent a blue Eye.

I think it's the same thing with like any ticket aster show. So you do, like it'll say thirty eight dollars for a ticket, and then when you go to check out, it's two hundred for the ticke.

You know what I mean, because there's a lot of fees and stuff.

Why are the fees? What is happening?

Dude?

You could literally find a blue on Craigslist, the Bluey on Greigslist.

For I still want to go. It looks so cute.

I love blue Blue. Might pull up chain smoking or something, but okay.

Down down so anyway, Nope, no longer do we have plans this week and we're gonna figure.

It out though, Well thanks for the invite, you jack what you can? You can come me my new dog, Frank. How about that?

My kid might steal Frank, but okay, I'll come over.

Not gonna happen, but fine, snakis of course that's SNACKI I have Bluey gummies.

The closest were getting to Bluey this weekend.