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This woman's man wants to take a vacation with his bros two weeks before her baby is due
Animal encounters stories gets hella graphic with a bear story
Anybody listening who involves people who saved lives
How long should you wait before getting into a new relationship
There's a service fee Colt got hit with that is SHOCKING

That and more on today's show,

love you!

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Stalin and Cults on one to one point three, Katie w B. We have Sarah from Mantros on the phone. Hi Sarah, Hi guys. All right, can you share a little fun fact about yourself? Sarah? Yeah, just that I'm a huge Katie w B fan. I've been listening to you guys since I was a kid, and I just want to thank you guys for making my day. Oh you so okay? I sought this will be an easy answer. Then do you approve the show this week? Absolutely? Yeah? Stalin and Colts on one on one point three, Katie w

B. I thought there was a lot of beats happening there. Mixing is on that the word I would use? Okay? Do you think now that? Okay? Colt and I have been together for like two months now. A few weeks ago I approached Colt asked if he would be my best friend. He said, yes, we signed the contract. We think became best friends. But the question is are we spending too much time together? We saw each other every single day of the week. Oh you said, aha,

so you immediately think we are spending too much time together. Even my mother in law was like, does she want to break from you? Like, ah, that hurts, but I don't know. We spend a significant amount of time together. It's we so we do our show together every day obviously, so we are together for four hours during that time, but usually like there's the hour before the show, and we communicate outside of that obviously

to plan the show, but we're not seeing each other. And then we have our kids have swimming lessons at the same time, so Sundays we see each other, but we've actively been planning things with our kids on Saturdays. I think it's just smart because our kids are old enough to entertain themselves, so it like actually gives us a break. Yeah, except now they're getting

in trouble mm hm because they match our energy too much. And the thing the swimming lesson coach said was they both need to work on the listening. And then I asked Remy. I was like, what were you and Olive doing during and she was sent She said we were just going anytime she would talk to us, and I was like, yeah, he can't do that. Sounds if I was a swimming instructra, I would just thrown you in

the deep end. Yeah, this is the thing with no I think that it's my daughter that's doing it, because oh yeah, she's she's Listen, of your two children, your older one is the innocent one, and that's the one that goes swimming lessons with my daughter. So I feel like they're my daughter's encouraging the bad behavior. There's always that one friend and then it's like, how do you have that conversation like, listen, we can't hang

out with that person anymore. Wait, have you guys been having this out? No? No, but I'm just thinking now, like because I'm sure every parent has gone through that, like I don't want my kid hanging out with X person. Absolutely suck. Absolutely yeah. I Luckily I don't think I was ever that person. Anyway. I had my neighbor one time. I asked him to come over and play video games with me, and he said, oh, my parents said I'm not allowed in your house. And

I was like why. They're like, well, your parents are crazy, and I was like, yeah, that kid had good parents. They were smart up. We've been the house where the kid didn't want to come back. We invited we I don't get too many deals, but we invited a kid over who was super rich to hang out with Dylan, Like Dylan invited him over. Oh, this is when you were a kid. This is like recently, this is recently, okay, well in the past, like

four years. And the kid came over and literally asked Dylan, who was like, I don't know, thirteen, what's the square footage of her house? And Dylan was like, I like two hundred because he doesn't know what square footage of the house is. And I was like, what kid at twelve or thirteen knows about square footage of a house? And the kid never came back, and I was like, it's because we were the poor house to that kid, Yeah, thought our house is gross. They don't have

a chef. I threw my clothes on the ground, nobody picked it up. There's no nanny here. Literally, and I don't know anything about that kid's house, but I know that Dylan's. But he came in changed all of his settings on all of his video okay. He was like, dude, you use like this, Dude, you don't have multiple monitors, like ooh, like everything was gross. And I was like, wow, he really just made you feel bad about yourself. I thought we were doing okay.

I had up with a TV one time. My friend was like, how do you even see on this thing? I'm like relaxed, all right, cool though we're hanging out, didn't know this is a big roast satch of my lack of things, all right, So to get a resolution here, we do or don't spend too much time together? No, I think we're good. Okay, me too. I don't know what else I would do. I don't see anybody else. So it's interesting because you always say you have a lot of friends and also bring it up you never can give

any examples of friends you have. There are weird tifts that happen because we do hang out so much, like the thing that happened last night, Whereas like, now I have to address it, but it's gonna be weird all day. What that you stole my thunder? Huh Okay, I'll explain everything that happened. Wait, what next? I want to do? You katiewb with Filon and Colts. You know how they say comparison is the thief of joy. Yeah, it's hard to not compare when I'm next to you.

Where is this spell? Like we're at swim class, I'm there with you. You have your daughter in the same swim class. Whatever. Okay. So then the swimming coach comes up to me. They're like, yeah, I just found out you're on KATWB two and I was like, yeah, we do a show together. And she's like, Folin has so many more followers than you. I was like, oh out, but yeah, she's popular. I was like, Jake, did tell me that happened because I was getting all of it out of her swim stuff into her clothes. But

that's such a funny bird. I was like, yeah, she is the most here longer, one of the most popular people in the building. Actually it's not just me. Other people have small followings and our building okay. And then on our morning Slash night guy he's he's coordinating a birthday party. His girl's coming in from New Jersey and he's like, hey, we should meet up and do something. So we're in the group chat and I'm like, I was like, yeah, where is this going? How is this

turning on me? I said, we're getting a new patio set. We could have a get together at my place, but only if the weather is nice. We can sit out by the fire. If not, everyone has to bring their own chair and someone might have to sit in the bathroom. Because their house is small. Okay, this is annoyed. I know where this is going in my head. I've already got a planned out. I'm like, okay, cool, we can get some brods going. I'll break

out the Blackstone, flip some burgers, do all these things. I'm talking to Jen, I'm like, we could do this that then Fallenges responds, or we can go down by the lake here at my house too. Was the way you worded the text. I really felt like, I'm offering my house because no one else has, but here are all the reasons why no one should come here. So that I felt like, well, Vaught lives in an apartment. He probably doesn't want to host, so I'll just offer

and be nice. But I didn't think he would want to drive out to my house to live out. MINIATRISTA yeah, yeah. But then nobody responded because now it's awkward. It's like a divorce parent, like you want to live a mom or because it was over. It's over a holiday weekend's over a Memorial Day weekend, and no one wants to commit to plans over Memorial Day weekends. So no one's responding, and I'm like, you know what I'm gonna make everyone's life easy. I said, you won't hurt my feelings.

If you want to do the late guys, I would do the way too. I get it. Oay, I was just going to be nice. It's all good. I don't have to cook, I don't have to do anything now, so it's stress free. I've never been invited to your house. I would love to come over to your house. You did not sell it very well by saying some people would have to sit in the bathroom. Yeah, so yeah, anyway, all right, well I apologize you.

We're gonna come back. Jason Kelsey has his first gig outside of football since retiring, and also something really scary just happened at the Weekend's house. Will cover it in the pop Culture Minute. Boom. It's the pop Culture Minute with Selling and Cult on one on one point three d w B. This is really exciting if you're a Billie Eilish fan. She announced the hit me Hard and Soft. The tour tickets on sale May third, pre sale April thirty, the May first, but she's doing two nights in Saint Paul

Epic. That's she's gonna be and she's also here like at a really good time. November where it's like cool, I don't want to do anything. It's gross and cold, Billy Elish type of vibe too. November November tenth and eleventh. She'll be here on the Twin Cities, which is really cool. Have you seen Billie Eilish and I haven't, but I'm sure we'll have tickets. Say oh, if you haven't, or you have and you'd like to see her, we will be giving tickets away. I'm sure, thanks.

Oh yeah, people will post pictures and videos. I'm sure. This is a really scary situation. The Weekend's manager is currently dealing with the aftermath. One of his security guards was shot multiple times. So yeah, so basically, law enforcement tells TMZ. The shooting occurred early Monday outside of his home, the Weekend's home in the Los Angeles suburb. According to cops, the security guard encountered three males wearing hoodies and masks who had made their way

onto the twelve million dollar property. And that's through the state of the art security system, by the way, and after engaging the suspects, the security guards soon heard gunshots and realized they shot him. So like at first, he didn't realize like, yeah, he was shot, paramedics rushed, he's in critical condition. They say that the shooting was a result of an attempted home invasion. And yeah, it's just like really scary and really crazy.

I mean, what if Obviously it's not like his life is less important, but that's his job to protect the weekend. Yeah, but how they made it through this high tech security, three different guys and they were trying to get into the house, Like, I mean, maybe they knew he was a weekend, he was out of town. I don't know, Actually I don't. I don't see any information. I would assume that's when people try to rob a place when people are out of town so they can get like

all the jewelry and all that. Remember that used to be a thing that they had a whole movie on it where that people were breaking into like Paris Hilton and Rachel Bilson's houses because they would post on social media They're like at a club in Miami, Oh right, they could like easily break into their house THO perfect time, the Bling Ring or whatever it was called. Remember that movie, No but sounds also thing. You just pretty much summed it up for me, So thank you. I don't have to watch it now,

you're welcome. I didn't take long for Jason Kelsey to find work in retirement. He is going to be joining ESPN's Monday Night Countdown pregame show this season after getting interest from pretty much every single major network. No surprise there in the least. And also, I think you just sound like one hundred million dollars podcast deal, So that's pretty good he'll be all right? I

think yeah, probably. And did you see the videos? They were Travis and Taylor were at Patrick Mahomes charity event and he goes up on stage to auction off four tickets to the era. Story starts off. It was in Vegas. He starts off doing his Viva Las Vegas champ and it literally shows Taylor to the look to like people like, oh, not this again. He's giving me the egg. Your pop culture Minutes brought to you by Ovo

Lasik and Lynz. Find them at OVOI dot com. Back with anybody listening who fallon and cult on one oh one point three, katiewb, It's Monday, it's been a dreary weekend jury day. We just want to make sure you're in it with us right now. So it's like it's a testing and then period period. There is anybody listening who saved someone's life. My husband's

gonna call immediately any chance he gets the opportunity to share the time. As a child, he saved his brother's life from choking on a pretty pretty princess toy. And I had been watching so much Rescue nine one one, and then his grandma was babysitting and he slapped Davy on the back and it's knocked the peace out, and he's like, I wouldn't call myself hero. My hero my grandma did, but I wouldn't call myself one. He's got to

implement that in the wedding speech or something, guaranteed. Yeah, anybody listening who saved someone's life has a super unique laugh. That's just because I want to hear it for the radio to hear that. If you have the best laugh ever, super unique. The problem is you're just going to have to do it because Colt and I can't do anything to make you laugh. Come naturally. Probably hates a super popular food item everyone else loves, Like,

are you like I hate chip dip? Oh? That's like my coworker Colt, who claims he hates chip dip, and no one on earth has ever hated chip dip until him or deviled eggs. That one, that's an acquired taste. I think because sandwiches. I like tuna. When I worked at Subway, you coming out of all the meat you you say tuna. I used to go hard on the tunas at Subway. That's up. You look like a person that would come in that mean, that's okay, size me up. What kind of bread did I get? Okay? You got Italian

herbs and cheese. You got tuna? Was probably some provolone or something pepper Jack feeling spicy? Yeah? Okay. Anybody listening who call us six five one nine eight nine kdw B context in two five three nine two one she promised salon and cold on one o one point three kg w B taking your calls. Anybody listening who save someone's life has a super unique laugh or hate a super popular food item everyone else loved. Okay, So you did you

like? Which category do you fall into? I think this has saved a life. Okay. So this was a little over ten years ago, but we were at the health club and I am a casual one day a week complete and I heard him give this funny call over the thing and I was like, Oh, what is that. I was like, Oh, that's bad. That's a medical emergency. And I was just out of the Marine Corps, so I was like, Oh, I'm up to date on my

first agency R. Let's go see what's going on. Yeah. Sure, sure enough, Lady full On had a heart attack in a studio and just collapsed right there. Wow, lucky enough. There was an off duty police officer and myself. We just cleared the room, started doing CT machine and it jump started her, like straight up out of the movies, hit her with a shock, and I was like I was looking at her. I was like, this, lady's gone. What was that feeling. When she

finally like came to it was like, holy crapped. Yeah, there is nothing to explain it. And yeah, when she got on the paramedics came and when they put her on the stature she started to wake up. That's crazy. Like she didn't come back until like fully come back until like the hospital later. But they were like, yeah, had you not hooked her up to the AD, she wouldn't have made it. And that was ten years ago, and I saw her like two weeks ago in the club.

Oh wow, did she did she remember you at all from that? Or no? Was that? Sorry? What was that? Did she remember you at all from that? Or no? Because she was too out of it remember me? But we did get introduced afterwards, So okay, were you a little petty about it? We're like, how could you not remember me? How am I not your screensaver? Right? Her husband remembers me,

and it was like, oh my gosh, she's that. He's like, I can't thank you enough, And me and the thirty con are like, yeah, okay, you know, yeah that's crazy and get first aid in CPR STI fried and it's cheap and you will save a life literally, that's yeah, you got I need to do it for sure. Well, thank you for sharing. Thanks on have a good day. Hi Katie w B. So which category do you fall into? Food? I hate the most or popular food that I what is it? Boba? Oh? Like the

drinks with like the little balls at the bottom, yeah? Or like the texture? Yeah? You're so right, Well I don't want those little round things. I what are you talking about out here? I've never heard cold get more triggered by anything. It's just a tea with little tappy Oka balls. I'm trying to get trigged into something. It's just like you're sucking up a straw and it's just a little ball shooting at you and it's just gross. Yeah, which is we should start a little group to get how we

hate boba. What's your name? Thanks for calling Tiffany, Yeah, of course. Okay, Vicky, I believe is this Vicky? Yep? Okay, Vicky. You have a unique laugh. So do you need cult to tell you what joke? Or can you just give us an example? I can give you an example. I don't need the movie theater. People laugh at my laugh. It's so funny. All right, let's see it. WHOA. I would cross the street if I heard you laughing coming down a sidewalk. Got me like, saw this up? I squeak and I go

loud and people just roar from me. I love it. I'm the same. If I was in the theater with you, I think I'd be like, oh, I think I would laugh hear your laugh one more time, Vicky, one more time, but laugh at my lap one more time? Vicky? You got this? Go okay? Thanks one A one point three katiewb along with two men and a junk truck. Want to help you win one thousand dollars one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and colt Uh.

We're gonna do our after school pop quiz coming up a little bit later, and we do it every day around the like after school time. Your chance to answer some like kind of easy trivia perior chance to win cool things at Mall of America today it's creo like experience passes, so we'll do that. Also, we're gonna kick off a daily poll and this is like one that has to do with a Nicki Minaj concert if you were there this weekend or

is going to concerts in general. I think it's an interesting discussion. But first we're gonna come back and apparently cult always just has some kind of drama happen when he's out and about attaches itself to me. Does it do you look? I feel like, listen you look for it. You're gonna agree with me on this, Okay. It's the most absurd fee I've ever been

charged at a restaurant ever. And I'll explain in two song battling Colts on one on one point three kd WB do you always attract drama, and I think you actually take small things and make them dramatic is what it might actually be. And I am it's like looking at a mirror because the exact same thing. I'm not even like annoyed. I love that you bring it. I make problems problematic. Yeah, okay, but I've never even heard of this before, and so this weekend, and I don't even want to say

the name or the place. Don't please, I don't want to get in trouble if a client, if this has happened to you, it's just no, it's probably the place you're thinking, because I've never had had this happen anywhere else. Okay, I'm eating breakfast at a restaurant yesterday, having a good old time, and then my kid starts climbing on my back like a monkey, knocks my coffee over, starts flying everywhere. It was chilly yesterday, so people's coats are on the back of the chairs. I think it's

going to like, hey, everybody's it was a whole thing. Okay, get napkins, wipe it up. Server comes over with a towel, like, you don't have to do that. It was my kid to spill it, grab it, I cleaned it all up, but then hand it back to her. Yeah, just like a nice person. So then we're going to like pack up and leave, and we get the bill and we got charged. This is so crazy and you're not even gonna go believe me because it's sold a liar. We got charged a ten percent inconvenience fee. That's

not a thing. That's not I thought. And then I said, okay, so what is this for? And she was like, well, your coffee is spilled everywhere and got all over the floor, in people's chairs, and we had to stop some stuff we were doing to come and clean up some of the coffee that was spilled. So it's an inconvenience fee. It

is inconvenient and I okay. That's where I was like as a as a parent, I was extremely annoyed, But as someone who's been as I also kind of understood that the last thing I would want to do is clean up after some kid that just spilled a bunch of coffee. You don't even have to have kids to spill stuff. You know how many times I've reached over and just like my big stupid hand just hits a cup and I'm not drunk, and if you've had even one drink, everyone's like, oh, jokes

on you. I'm just on coordinatd. But so the kid is the good blame. I'm gonna argue you probably spilled it and blamed it on your kids. That's the kind of stuff you do. But I also I'm like, if you don't want kids spilling stuff, you probably shouldn't allow kids. Now there is there are exceptions. If your kid's been an absolute jerk and just throwing stuff everywhere and you're just letting them, you're a terrible parent. No, she leaning to smell it. I let her sniff my coffee because she's

always like, I want to drink. I'm like, you can't, So I let her sniff it, and then she hit it. It wasn't like an intentional thing, but that was my point. I'm like, but I brought my kids, so I spent even more money bringing my kids, and they were here impressed that you noticed it. When I by the time that if I take my kid out to eat, I am so stressed out by the time dinner is over. I will sign anythings. I don't even ask. I don't even ask for the bill anymore. I just handle my credit

card. I'm like, I trust you, Please God, scan that as fast as you can, run it as fast as you can all on a couple more things. If it makes it quicker. Let's get out of here. Half the time when restaurants bring me my entree, I handle my credit card because I want to be done. That's so brilliant. I'm gonna start doing that. I do it so often. I'm not going to ask for anything else. Just swipe it. Let's get out of you. No chance I'm asking. I'm not gonna ask for anything period. And yes, but

ten percent for inconvenience. That's have you ever heard of that? If you're listening five one Katie WV one, that's insane. I'm gonna start doing it to everybody I interact with. Actually ide the elevator with you inconvenience. This is the fact today's trending with felon and cold on one one. It's brought

to you by Nicolay Law dot Com. So Metro Transit is installing monitors that show what is being captured by onboard cameras on hundreds of its buses this year, as the agency takes more steps to improve safety on the state's largest public transportation system. So oh, so it's not like a live feed you can watch that would be that would be so amazing. Oh, someone make that happen. They get sponsorships for it's are making money. I'd be on a

Saturday night board and what's happening on metro transit? Why not? Wow, let's see what what's the transit by cowboy jacks. Let's see a drunk people throwing on Brenda. Well, they say, light cameras at self checkout stations and retail outlets. The purpose is to remind people when on transit there are expectations that you behave in a certain way. It's a reminder there is a

watchful eye and their behavior is being recorded there. I mean they talk to people and they're like, I've been riding on buses since like nineteen eighty two, and I I do not like it. I don't like people watching what I'm doing without any explanation. Fully explanation is just that for a safety push. Yeah, and plus it's not like you're in your living room. This is a public bud walking one day, there's like the target camera in your living rooms. Like, first of all, I've never looked worse. I

don't need that judgment in my living room. They starry and you have target exacts like dude spent forever. Those dishes aren't going to clean themselves. Is going on? This is insane to me. Do you like ranch dressing? Oh? So gross? Are you serious? Yeah? Because ranch is just mayonnaise, and mayonnaise is the worst microphone off everyone in America. I'll take a little break. Oh sorry, got you off? Yours not mine. Everyone in a you can turn it back on, but don't comment about ranch.

Everyone in America loves ranch dressing, and Panera just added it to their menu. Bismuth and their quote unquote shocked at how popular it is. Are you kidding me? It's like the most popular dressing ever. The chain sold out of all of it. There's a lot expected ranch shortage. Banara is looking to hire someone to fill the brand new position of ranch hand. I'm not kidding, this is no way, this is true. Yes, there is job listing. There's the job listing. It's listed at part time,

which is rude. But they're looking for someone with a full time love of ranch. Can I tell you how to I would be perfect for this. I know how to the reason I don't like ranch is because I know how it is made with love. No, you take mayonnaise, yeah, bunch of buttermilk makes it all together. Throw on some of the like taco seasoning, but it's just the hidden valley stuff. You pour it on top,

mix it all in. Okay, And what's the problem with that? You just said this, like, my wow, it's all gooping together and you're mixing it up. Doesn't seem that appealing afterwards? Interesting because my full body composition are those three ingredients that you just listed mayonnaise, buttermel, branch seasoning. I'm not about to try you, so, so yeah, I'm not your dip for you. That's fine. One final thing, Oreos always has

new flavors. Would you try their limited editions Sour Patch Kids cookies. It's a golden cookie with colorful specks of sour Patch Kids baked in with a cream filling containing even more sour patch pieces. So just red dye times three hundred, probably I would. I would pop so many of those in my mouth. Dude, Salon and Colts. One on one point three, Katie w B. We're going to talk about NICKI minaj at the end of the hour, question yeah, but first we go to the after school pop quiz.

We have Krayle Experience passes from all of America. If yeah been, it's like a full experience, Like there's a bunch of crail and stuff, but there's also stuff to just wear your kids out, like what I love. If you want to call them play, we ask you trivia. You call six, five, one, nine, eight nine Katie w B. Compete against one other person. The first of two wins on KATIEWB and games sers one on one point three katiew B fallon and cold with her after school pop

quiz, we have Bailey on from Prescott. Bailey has gotten through many times and she's lost and so she's like She's like, I'm gonna keep trying. I'm like say, I'm happy for her. With Tiffany from Glenn Win So two people from Wisconsin playing today. When you know the answer, you chime in with your name the first to two wins. Are you ready? Okay? Yes? Question number one, how many ounces are in a cup? Bailey Bailey sixteen? No, not sixteen? Baby? Oh oh, Tiffany,

do you know the answer? I want to say twelve? It is not eight? The answer, oh, I did have a right the free Oh, I'm sorry, all right. Question number two, how many sides does a hexagon have? Tiffany, Yes, Tiffany six, that's right. Question number three, what is the smallest prime number? Tiffany, yes, Tiffany one, not one. Bailey two, that's right, Bailey. Who? All right? What is an angle called if it's greater than ninety degrees? Hilly? Yes, Bailey, that's right. Yeah, she did it.

That was awesome my nickname in middle school. All right, Tiffany, thank you for trying. Bailey your moment you won Crayola experience passes. WHOA. I'm so excited. Thank you so much. You're a good day to be alive. Really, thank you, Bailey, thank you so much. And now everybody else can win. One A one point three katiewb along with two men in a junk truck Tuoue fellon and colds on one A one point three kd w B weave wait. So many tickets to see Nicki Minaje this

weekend. Her show was Saturday. I know that your wife went. Yeah, she was excited about I mean, she had a whole thing. People came over like pre party said the show starts at like eight. Yeah, so they were nervous because they left late to get there, and they're like, we don't want to miss Yeah, they don't want to miss super Bass. I get it. So what time did Nicki Minaj go on stage? Around? According to your wife? So I was texted. She was like,

there's nothing happening. I was like, what do you mean. She's like, well, there was an opener at nine, but now there's just nothing. And they had like a DJ I believe, and then there was like just this nothingness in between for a long extended time. Yeah, And she was texting me up in until she she was like, I'm leaving at ten thirty. If no, if she hasked to come out yet she came on a little bit after ten. I think, yeah, there was about

I'm looking right now. It was ten fifteen she came out. Yeah, And so this is not new. I think a lot of people like what I do usually now before a show is I like, for Olivia Rodrigo, I went online, I googled when does Olivia go on stage? Because and she goes on stage pretty timely, but like Madonna is known for going on super late and I think it's pretty common for hip hop artists to go on late. So for someone like Nigimonage, I would one thousand percent have googled.

I Google first of all, what ten they go on stage? Right? I also google their set list because I like to know like when I can leave, because I do not stay until the end of a show, but people get really fired up. The first time I saw Madon, I didn't know that was a thing, and I waited for like two hours for to come on. I was so mad, So I put up a poll. We're going to a daily poll Fallon and Colt on Instagram. Is it okay for an artist to be one to two hours going on stage like Nicki

Minaj was this weekend, as long as it's a weekend night. I think most people would be especially angry on a weeknight because they have to work in the morning, But on a weekend you're usually more open to staying out late. So is it acceptable on a weekend night? Like? I get it. I mean it's exciting. Concerts are awesome, but also I don't want to just sit there in a room pack with people just waiting for hours for you to come out and spend money on drinks and then more food, and

then the parking and all these things. It's a process to go to a concert, of course. Yeah, and then you make me sit there for two hours. Well, like you know, your show is happening tonight. The majority of us, you know, it's that's the one thing you're doing in tound is like your show. Sometimes you got to like get in the zone. Though, Nope, don't care. Look at your bank account. Only one person and people will said it is okay on the weekend ninety eight

percent, so that it's never okay, never never. Yeah, I agree with that. For his painting. Our poll over Fallon and cult on Instagram, and you can also just text us right now what you think five three nine two one KATIEWB one. We're gonna come back. We're gonna do a little am I overreacting on? Not me me this time? That is kidding always yes, it's KATIEWB one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colts.

Thank you for being here with us. We get dms all the time, and people are always like, people are always like, I can't believe people call the radio say these things. Yeah, same, I think sometimes they're literally like the woman. Last week we were talking about something as she called in to share about opening her relationship like at a third I was like, it didn't even completely go with the story. I think she just wanted to share it, and I loved every bit of it. I'm like,

lady, come on, keep sharing. I love you. They just love talking about their life and what's going on, and we're the type of people who listen to it. So we haven't. Am I overreacting, I'm twenty weeks pregnant with my first child, and no, you're not overreacting. Whatever it is. My fiance and the father of my child has planned a trip to Vegas two weeks before our due date. I expressed to him, I'm stressed about the timing of his trip because of how close it is to the

due date. He said he's had this on the calendar for two years. It's his buddy's thirtieth birthday party, and then been planning on seeing Shania Twain forever. Now, honestly, I changed my mind. I might be on his side now. I told him it's unsettling that he chooses Shania Twain over the birth of his child. Okay, he said, Uh, there's no way the baby is coming early. If the baby did come early, he'd be on a flight back home within six hours, giving him enough time to

be there for the birth. He's an idiot. Happen much faster than six hours, and I want him there to drive me, plus be involved with the entire process. Then again, if I tell him he can't do the trip and the baby doesn't come that weekend, I know he'll give me a bunch of flag for it for making him cancel. As if she wait, she asked the baby? Should I let him go? Am I overreacting?

I was on a roller coaster emotions start the story, because at first I was like, who books a trip that close to the pregnancy or the labor d date? And then I had olive on the due date. Lo, most people don't, I think your first pregnancy, A lot of people have the baby late. Not everyone. It's like, you can't you can't predict it. Yeah. Then all of a sudden, I switched lanes and I was like, he has been playing on this for two years. It is

a thirtieth and it is Shania Twain. Yeah, a lot. But then I was like I put myself, I calmed myself down and stop thinking about Shanai. You're doing deep breas over there in the corner and I and I was sitting there thinking if I was two weeks out and Jake planned a trip, how would I feel? No way, no way, no way, not at all. Realistically, she probably won't and he will be spicy.

I'm like, is there any way he could like do the trip a month before when like there's It's like, I'm guessing there's a ton of people involved because it's the thirtieth birthday, so like everyone would have to like redo schedules. Well not only that, I feel bad, like if it's my thirties, I'm like, I don't want to do the party of my birthday. Yeah, So I don't know what I how I do think I don't think he's overreacting, though I don't think she's overreacting. I think it's normal.

I think it's one of those things when you're a parent you just gotta be like, oh, this sucks. But I also think he has to prepare himself that, yeah, now that he's having a kid, a lot of things will have to change. And imagine him just getting on that flight so drunk after she and Twayne just showing up to the hospital singing, let's go girls. Yeah, So what do you think you can be? Uh? I don't know. Some advice over here five three nine two one on the

text line five three nine two one. Overreacting, you can just say yes, no, maybe would you go do the trip? It is Shanaya No wait, sap, you got it? Okay, let's just start this finish. I saw your mouth moving three KATWB with Fallon and Colt got a lot of responses to if this woman who's twenty weeks pregnant is overreacting or not.

But basically, her husband planned a trip two weeks before her due date for his friend's thirtieth to Vegas to see Shania Day and he's like, I gotta go, and she's like, you have to cancel the trip and he's like, honey, I can just hop on a flight and me home within six hours if something happens. So she's like, am I reacting? Me?

I would be like, Jake, are you crazy? Especially just like it's her, It didn't matter, but your first time, you're like extra scared and nervous to be terrifying as a woman thinking about just a human coming out of your body so scary. Yeah, that's very scary. Here are some texts we received. Totally. My ex left after my first born's birth to go wash his car. Marriage didn't last. Who massive red flag if he doesn't care enough to be there for her and the baby. If his friend

is a real friend, he'll understand left to get a car washed. Jake when he had his son, he didn't have him. You understand he was hospital, but apparently someone brought one of those briefcases of white castles and Jake went to town and he said he spent like an hour on the toilet. I couldn't help, but it was rex this texts. I think he's overreacting. You don't eat your man in the delivery room. You can have your mom there or your best friend would be better. I couldn't disagree more.

I would be so annoyed, Like if you have a weird relationship with your partner, maybe I don't. I would not want to be the delivery room with my best friend or my mom if my partner is actively in the picture, Like I would want Jake in that room with me, and I would feel bad about myself. I'd be like, what you want your friend to be there instead of me. Oh that hurts a lot of people say that she's not overreacting. One person through promotions director or dad under the best I

said, Ted would still do the trip. She just feels hurtful, like he can some es, but he's a good guy. I don't think you would do the trip. I guess we'll never know. Oh just me and Twaine. Hell yeah doing the trip. That was a good text. Sorry, perfect anyway. I think that people agreed for the most part, she is not overreacting. So if you hear this, you can be like, listen to this. They did it on the radio. It's not overreacting.

You to cancel your trip. Our marriage is cursed. You're always gonna bring it up like, yeah, the kid's tenth birthday could have seen Twain, but I had to be there for you instead. And of course you came two weeks late, so rude, like something to put it on the kid. Love that borum kW B back, it's the unbelievable story of the day on one oh one point three, Katie w B. I love seeing old ads that were like acceptable and like the fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties.

This one comes from the eighties, and it's a really interesting hotline that was available, and here is the commercial for it. What makes people all over there like a breakdown like this called one nine hundred nine nine nine Cry and you hear it for yourself. Two dollars for the first minute, forty five cents each additional minute if you run eighteen, ask your parents before you call one nine hundred nine nine nine Cry. Now, we did try it,

cult did because he needed a good cry. Did not does not work anymore, doesn't work. But it sucks that you have to call someone to cry and then pay money to do it. It was like two dollars or the first cents in the eighties, I was like three thousand dollars. I know who had money for that. First of all, do you know how poor I'd be if that was the case. To think about how far we've

come with like phones, because this will age me a little bit. But I used to have to wait till like what was like somewhere between six and eight pm to make phone calls on cell phones because it was like free until you did night right. Yeah, yeah, So you're out here, like I can't talk to you the entire day, but I will call you at eight pm when it is free to talk on my cell phone. Or the worst is when you would have a frank call you were like, dude,

you just waste my minutes on that story lane up. Yeah. Absolutely, Or we had to get a phone card. Remember that calling CARDE card I had when I first went to college. I had calling cards so that I couldn't have a cell phone, so I could call my family back home for free because it was long distance. So you had a card that would give you you paid for to get minutes to call long distance people. And now my buddy Jerald just just face times me when he's in the bathroom. Yeah,

that's it. See, and now we've crossed the line into too comfortable. There should be for that. Jerald should have to use a calling card on called tags like this is what I'm doing right now? Can I FaceTime no little respect? Yeah? I were to come back with a pop culture minute. Travis Kelcey simultaneously has like such a low salary for his new TV show and such a new high contract for football. It's the pop culture minute with selling and cult on one one. Well, Travis Kelcey is officially the

highest paid tight end in the NFL. I mean, he's dating Taylor Swift, he won the Super Bowl. It only makes sense you got to give him half of the NFL, Like the amount of attention everybody got last year because of his girlfriend. Yeah, but you know it's crazy. We talked about how he's doing the new TV show the Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity? On Amazon Prime. Well that was already in the works before Taylor, which means he got that prey Taylor salary. So guess how much he's making

a year. He signed on for two years each year hosting this show. I mean it's gotta be seven seven hundred thousand, no, three million, Okay, but that's still pretty low for like him. At this point, his podcast got an offer of like one hundred million, right yeah yeah, I mean yeah, I know you and I don't relate, but yeah, yeah, yeah that's true. Well I just know how those are filmed, and it's going to take him like four weeks to do a whole year's worth.

Yeah, so that's incredible money, I guess. Yeah, when you look at it like that, for sure, this is insane. If you've watched the show Baby Reindeer on Netflix, it is based on a true story, and the overlying theme is there's this guy and he has this woman who's a stalker. Well, since it's based on a true story, the real life woman is coming forward and basically admitting it's her. And she's like, I thought about this because it's she's in the TV show. She's portrayed as

like a super crazy person. So I'm like, he puts us out, isn't he worried about her? She did an interview and her name's Fiona Harvey and she said, we sad British people. Let's all harass a woman who Gad which is the guy's name, made a whole sitcom about and let on Well. She says she's going to consider legal action now because she's extremely unhappy with how she's portrayed. She said, first of all, he's using baby reindeer to stalk me now. She said that she's gotten death threats and abuse

from his supporters. She said that I'm the victim. He wrote a show about me. She's also unhappy with how the woman he cast looks like like nothing like her. She said she sort of looked like me after I put on four stone during lockdown. But I'm not actually unattractive, like this woman is, and he went on, she was going on and on. But I also think that it seems like she is someone who's maybe a little unstable.

So it's a little tacky of these news outlets, but it's the Daily Mail, and they're like the tackiest or the tacky to be reaching out to her, getting comments and then posting it knowing that it's just going to encourage more. Basically, Yeah, So I don't know, that's kind of crazy to me. Also, if you haven't seen it, just prepare yourself. It's a very very adult show on Netflix, but a lot of people are talking about it. Taylor Swift officially earns her twelfth number one with Fortnite.

Now, this might seem crazy to you. Who do you think has the most number ones of any artist on the Hot one hundred? Beyonce, Nope, she's not even in like the top oh Terrible Guests, the Beatles, followed by Mariah Carey, Rihanna Drake, Michael Jackson, Madonna, and Taylor Swift. Madonna, Taylor Swift and Supremes are tied with twelve right now. But I thought that was just crazy, And that's your pop culture minute brought to you by Ovo lesacan Lynzo. I look forward to this every week.

It's Balin and Colts on one oh one point three. Katie w b with your animal encounter stories. I mean, because we never know what we're gonna get. We get such a variety of animals each week. I'm like, I it's runder eye. Nobody's gonna call us no more crazy animal incidences and we're wrong. Every week cops keeps topping it. Anything, anything goes. Last week was a crazy iguana story. Uh. This is an email we

got from Lauren, who has two different animal stories. Number one. Shortly after we moved into our house, I went outside to grab something and there was an apossum in our driveway. We have thought some type of animal was living under our porch, so I ran at it to try and scare it away. It hissed and lunched at me. Luckily I was wearing rain boots. It bounced off my boot and hissed again. I screamed and ran. It chased me all around the outside of my house. I can't even imagine

what the neighbors thought. Oh my god, don't mess with an apossum now, you know, if something hisses at you run the other way. She tried to chased her. Second story when my husband and I were on a cruise for our honeymoon, we went on a snorkeling excursion in Barbados. One of the places we stopped had a bunch of sea turtles swimming around. Our guide brought out some lettuce to try to lure them closer, and it worked too well. My husband got bit on the finger, and it turns out

sea turtles have very sharp beaks. It was a bad cut and was bleeding heavily. He swam back to the boat repeatedly yelling sharks can smell blood a mile away. We had to take him to the hospital on the cruise ship. He almost needed stitches. Luckily it was the last day of our cruise. He maintains that sea turtles are the most dangerous creatures in the oak ship. Those are as big as villains in life, I guess. So we're going to hear from you. You can always email your story to Fallon at

KDIWV dot com, but we'd love to hear from you. Maybe you got into like a street fight with a bobcat. Maybe you were bicycling and a turkey took you out. That feels more likely like a goose or a turkey. But I like the exotic ones too. We have like an elephant attack chase before. But we'd love to get you on the phone at six five nine eight nine KATIEWB at six nine eight nine KATIEWB. And we'll do animal

encounter stories. Your calls when we come back. On one way one point three Katie w B. Salin and cults on one oh one point three kd WB. That was an elephant you just heard. You're like, what's that behind me? Or is that on the radio. It's because it's time for animal encounter stories. We have people on the phone at six five one nine eight nine KTIWB. So what is your animal encounter story? Well, about well forty years now, I think it's been. There was Homer and Honey.

You were up in toffee. They were bears that you could go up and pay the pet the bears. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, My buddy Scott was real good friends with the guys that owned the bears. Oh. So what happened was they were in the off season, so I was able to go in with the bears. Well, Homer attacked me and started humping me. Oh wait a minute, so you had a fall on bear hump? Yeah? What was that like? Do you have to wait till he's done? Uh? Huh? Did you just have to wait till he

was finished with you? Well? I was five five and Homer I was fitting honey, and Homer came up and grabbed me and threw me up against the cage. Oh that's hot. Closure and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and started humping. Oh, that's hot. And the guy I don't remember his name, but he you know, he knew it was from the city, his whole city. Boy. Homer sure likes you. Homer's got some humping he Oh wow, that is a great story to share.

Wow, so many other questions, but thank you so much for sharing. Hi, Katie w B. What's your animal encounter story? Ya? Cold and balar? What's up? Put another shrimp on the bobby? You know? So good? Hey, it's BC. Let's go. Hey, so back in there. As when when I was younger, my buddy had a walla be one of those little flying things. I don't know, it's super weird. So we're all baked over there. A couple of us. We're eating peanut butter and Jelly's necking down a gallon of milk. Delicious classic.

Yeah, but you got to get the whole milk, so when it gets low, you add water and now you have skin milk. But yo, So we're doing all this and I tell my buddy, I'm like, yo, you've got jelly on your sweater and he literally goes to scoop it up and put in his mouth, and the other guy was like, no, that's the walla bee crap. And we were just, yeah, that was our thing with the wild animals. And I love the story. Thank you, BC. We love you as always. Wow never fails. I

love it. Every single week. I Stalin and colts on one on one point three Katie w B. When I drive home after work every day, that's like, that's my phone call time. So that's like if a friend called me earlier in the week and I ignored the call, I actively held my phone, saw their name on my phone, I was like, uh, not today. I will call them on the way home from work each

day and I'll like catch up with each friend that way. And I was catching up with my friend last week who's been in a relationship not very long, a few months and she ended it and she called me to be like, they have already moved on. You will not believe how quickly they were already posting with a new person therewith, which leads me to a question we'll talk about when we come back on. Katie W B Stalin and Colt on one oh one point three kg WB Okay, talking to my friend on the

way home last week. I almost said her name, but she specifically said, do not share this story on the radio. Oh oh that friend. I recognize that voice. And I said, I whoa without it with a different name. That's what I said. So she was dating a guy. She's been in the app scene for so long, and I feel so bad for her. She meets this guy, she's pretty into him, and then she's like, uh, you know, and then he says he's not ready to like be serious. She's like, that's literally what I had on the

app, like I'm only looking for serious relationships. He agreed, and then like three and a half months in all of a sudden, was not And I was like, well, that almost said her name again. Sounds like he probably just wasn't under you and I'm not meaning that in a mean way. I think I just think I've talked it up to him. Dude, O, Well, well then I turned on him because they still follow each

other on Instagram. In forty eight hours, he had a photo with quote unquote the love of what and to make better his wor worse, he changed his profile picture to a picture with this girl. Now, I say an hour I said to my friend, I was like, that guy has either been seeing her the whole time, yeah, or he is not someone you want to be with anyway, because, like I know, it sounds very immature, but making your profile picture you and your partner, you don't do

that after like two days. That's not a big commitment. That's a statement to the world. She was a side chick something. Either way, She's like he moved on in forty eight hours and that and it will less than forty eight hours is when he felt comfortable posting about it. He could have been the same night. I don't know. I saw like they took that picture and he immediately jumped to that exactly. So my question for you is, you're in a relationship, how quickly did someone move on? And I

only want to hear stories obviously of like the shockingly quick. I feel like, well they took through time and it was four years. That's not what we're looking for. Like this person texted, we had been together for three years, we had a two and a half year old together, and he moved on after a week week and she was not she said, and I assume it's a che but I don't know. Oh we were also married,

smiley face. So like, married, two and a half year old, together for three years, broke up one week later in a new relationship. So how quickly did they move on? Want to hear from you six five, one nine eight nine kd WB. If there's something quicker than forty eight hours, I will be very surprised. But I've been surprised before this tixas Fallon and colt on one on one point three, Katie W was talking to

a friend. She was dating a guy for like three and a half four months and they broke up and within forty eight hours he was posting a new girl on his Instagram. Was like, what the hell? I hate to see it moved on so quickly. So I'm asking you about your relationship and how quickly people moved on. Here are some texts we got at five three, nine two one. The guy was dating told me he was going to

marry me and was active. We looking for rings. We broke up in one month later he was dating someone from my high school with mutual friends. WTF? Oh text married five years. One month after the divorce, he remarried. She's one month Fallin this text says my friend was dating her ex for a few years and when they broke up, she started messing with his best friend. Three to four days later. I was shook, engrossed out, but I said, Bessie, you do you Oh, he needs some

therapys. That's roth also taking your call. Six five one nine eight nine k D w B. How quickly did this X move on? They? I think they were separated, and I think she met this other guy at church, and she did have children, She had three children, and then this other guy became a stepdab very quickly. How old were the kids, Well, her kids were well, this was a while ago and it was

in Michigan, and her kids were probably six, seven and eight. Gonna ask you something, do you do you think she was more just trying to find a place to stay. No, I don't know. I think that she had feelings. I don't know. And are they still together? They are? Wow? Heart knows. I guess YEP, I guess so wow. Well, thank you for sharing. That is the quickest marriage move on I think ever. Hi Katie WB Hello, Hi? How long were we together and how quickly did they move on? Two years? This is an

ex so not current. But we were together two years and then the next day he was already flirting with new chicks on a dating site. Oh did you have friends? Tell you or did you see him on the dating site? A friend to cause You're like, I wasn't ready to be on a dating app yet he was barely out the door and his profile was up load? Can I can I say this really quick? I'm not defending him. Feels like you are, but I am. Let me just say I feel

very sweaty right now. You're looking at me. I feel like you're judging me on the other side of the phone. What do you say? I'm gonna say this. Men do the thing where they get out of a relationship immediately jump into it while women are all sad crying, uh huh, wishing like we were supposed to be together? And then when you heal, that's typically when the dude's like, ah, this sucks. I wish I was in my previous relationship. Huh. It takes like a couple of months to

hit because we're emotionally unintelligent. All that today's trending with Fallon and Cold on one on k WB. We posted a video up on well all of our social but Balin and Cold on Instagram put it up on the KDWB TikTok and it's a video where I saw a video that if you call a guy big dog, he will treat you totally different. So I tested it out on Could you have to see the results? It makes me laugh. Well, you hit me with a big dog on a nowhere and I was like,

oh a song. Don't tell anything else because I don't want to reveal what happened, but I will say that one man has commented on TikTok cuss words. Why did anyone dellar? Who told her? Why tip the deller? So I learned the secret to men. It's a little hack. If you want men to treat you differently, it's definitely a hack. You go check it out on our Instagram or if you do TikTok. It's on the KPWB

TikTok. So this is a new addition to Metro Transit. They've added basically cameras, so it's kind of like the self checkout cameras and retail outlets. The point is to show what's happening inside. It's a safety push and a lot of people are not a big fan of that. They're like why, and I'm like, because the safety, Like it's supposed to make you people

on the bus, remember I am being watched. It's like when you go into office and they're like, we're watching you on the cameras and they're also gready to steal and boss, it's not like your addic or like I don't want to stay. Also, they need to make it a live stream. Agree, That's what I would do a monthly subscription to be able to occasionally I would pay us un I would for share, like for five dollars a month. On a Saturday night when I'm home being lame in the suburbia,

I want to see what's going on on the metro. You could make a shot like a bingo card or something like a whole like drinking game experience. Absolutely, I would totally be into that. Billie Eilish just coming to the Twin City. She announced her new tour and this is awesome. She's doing two nights in Saint Paul and it's a good time of year too. It's like when you know, kind of like, uh, it's cold and gross

out. So it's November tenth and eleventh. Her hit me Hard and Soft the tour coming and that means, you know, obviously her new album is coming out soon that we're looking forward to. And this is the story that made me laugh today. Believe it or not. Panera just recently added ranch to its menu. I mean, they have salads crazy, but they haven't had ranch. And they were quote unquote shocked at how popular it is. In fact, the chain sold out of it, like all of it.

So they talked about popular. Wow, we had no idea Ranch. It's like the most popular dressing, you know, like the CEO is like Texans white. This is wild people like ranch. I had this idea and it's been so innovative. I added ranch to salads. I used to work at Panera. I don't know why I didn't know that. Where did you work in the food industry? There's some places. Okay, our subway, Panera, McDonald's, RBS, tell me what my order is at each of those

places, profile me, okay, one hundred percent. Well we talked about this earlier. Subway. You're coming in for a foot long tuna on an Italian ur and cheese. I never did foot long. I'm always a sick, you can admit it. I never got I never and I don't now, So you're wrong. And I only did tune in when I was dabbling in the higher calories. I didn't mostly care. I'm not going to play

anymore if you're not going to get a McDonald's. Okay, McDonald's, you come up to me, okay, so you pull up immediately and make double no onion. I am a two cheeseburger meal. You suck at this. I was gonna say you wanted to make chicken with that on the side, and also large fry. I do like a large fry and I love a DC. You weren't. You weren't right. You don't give yourself a point. You were barely right. Everyone with a large fry. That's not a unique get. I got fired or not, I I willingly left. I

never got fired. From now that is your trending. It's brought to you by nikolay law dot com. Can I talk to you about something? No, because every do you corner me about something? So what is it? Well, it's one on one point three Katiewbu with Founding Colts. Then the house next to me is an Airbnb. My neighbor owns an Airbnb and he owns the house behind me too, right, so there's you never know who's gonna pull up. Like last month it was awesome, they were very friendly

couple. In this month, Jensi Nicki Minaj saw him at home and I'm like, where's Percy my dog? I seen him in a minute. I'm like, oh, is he's still outside? Normally he'll like come and hit the bell, want me to get him back in? So I got outside. This is like eleven thirty dudes in his yard with a flash life. You don't need to have a flashlight in Saint Louis Park every it's pretty well lit. Everybody can see everybody. So he's renting he's yeah, the guy

who's renting the airbnb next to me. Guess he's in a flashlight doing what just walking around the backyard, which is in the backyard. It's like ten square feet that's the backyard. And he's feeding my dog like little treats through the chain link fence. Was he on drugs? I don't know. I said, what's up, dude, and he was like, you know, just hanging out with the homies, his homies or three dogs in his yard. He had three dogs, neighbors dog. So I'm wondering. I think

my dog almost got trafficked. I was so nervous. Hey, yeah, so anyone's like out person inside and now I'm avoiding him. He was out there this morning and I was like, flashlight again. No he didn't have this morning. But you stand there in the rain, which is equally as weird, just chilling. Why. I don't know. I need to one on one point three kg w B with fallon and oh COLDI qtie you forget my name? No co CUTI is what I'm calling you. Okay. It

sounded like a hesitation. Then you had to flip flop. I don't know. I've been working with a bunch of different people the past couple of years. I get it. I mean, any no, you are unders you are. You have a musk about you that I'll never forget Wow. I don't remember his name, but I remember he smelled. I didn't say you smelled bad. Dude, have all natural deodorant, so that barely works. I can tell you. Queens with vinegar so bad. Anyways, it smells

like someone who isn't allowed to eat red meat. Please you take back a burger three? Okay? So anyway, Hey, thanks for hanging out with us today. Tomorrow we have two thousands Tuesday, which is exciting. We have Jesse McCartney tickets every hour and not just a pair four packs of these tickets on the twenties. Thanks for listening to Katie w B my wife. Mother's so bad. Anyways, are you doing anything tonight? Are we? Oh we're done? Yeah, tig it up. Just leave it. You

can listen to us on our podcast. By the way, it sounding a Colts wherever you listen to

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