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FALEN GOT CAT CALLED ON 100

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Episode description

Someone tried being Falen's new baby daddy on the way to work
A new episode of things that shouldn't go inside your body
Colt has an eating disorder??
Soemones' boyfriend bought his sister Olivia Rodrigo tickets instead of her
We hit the high note with Vont and Ted (OMG)
Pick your Package ends with Colt's Sock in Falen's mouth
Vont leaves us with a bible verse

Thank you for listening :) see you Monday!

Transcript

Fallon and Cults on one on one point three k d w B. Day three Friday, going into the weekend, feeling good, bailing pretty good, and on the way in for the weirdest day, Like yesterday was beautiful sunshine day. Everybody. Yeah, now today it's like and there were some weird like little snow flurries. It's actually shivering on the way to work and like, ah, welcome back. This Yeah that's a little week still, this

is nothing. But I had the weirdest road interaction with someone and I was like, Okay, I gotta I don't think this is normal, but I'm gonna share what happened with you, and I have a question for you because I thought it was so bizarre. We'll do that when we come back. On KDW one on one point three k d w B, it's Fallon and Cults. Speaking of du Aleipa, she has like a new song out by the way that you're talking about exactly. So my husband Jake is the biggest

do a leap A fan. I'm like, of course you are, but he says he likes her music because it's very funky and that's like his vibe. Okay, but I got in the car with my daughter take her school. She's like, get a light bods, yeah like me, And I was like, you've been with your dad for far too long. But he she loved that new song and he put it on for me. I said, that's one's gonna have to grow on me. I think, I don't know it's starting than my daughter. My daughter just yells at me for SpongeBob

theme music. Oh cause I'm just here at work, and then Jen's at home and then I get and it's like, have they been watching SpongeBob recently? She's like yeah. I'm like, dude, they're four and two. I don't know if that's the model we need, but it is. She's just in my house yelling, and I'm like, okay, we need to take a break. Yeah, let's take a pause from SpongeBob for a minute. Wow. All right, here's the scenario. I'm driving and the like,

okay, here we are. Our building is like in the West End shops area, so there are a lot of like on rams off rams exits. I'm doing this thing where I'm getting off of an exit and I can feel like a car come up very fast to my left, like too aggressive, kind of faster than you would normally. But but I'm also an aggressive driver, so who am I to judge. I look over because I could feel like the person like like kind of moving their hands, so I see

it my peripheral. I'm like, all right, what is happening? And you know, with my luck, my there, I have like the gas pop attached to my car. So I look over and he's like waving at me the sky and I look at him. Now we're going now it's kind of green, and he's like waving keeping up with me, and I thought, well, I know this person. I was like, maybe, oh, it kind of looks like Brent, a guy that used to work down at City's ninety seven. And I go, oh, so I like wave

back Brent. And then I very quickly was like, that's not Brent All. But this guy was like younger ish and attractive and starts doing the thing where now I wave to him. So now I've signaled I'm interested. Oh no, And for the record, I have spent my entire life having zero men hit on me. Like I have a vibe about me that says don't approach, and those T shirts where approach. And I also the guys that I've always liked. They are like, please don't approach me Fallon, and

I've been I'm just trying to work out at the gym. I don't need you. Yeah, leave me alone. So I was like, ah, So he starts doing the thing where he speeds up like next to me, slows down, keeps trying to wave at me, get my and I do the thing where I stare straight ahead because I've had this experience before, but it's been a very long time, So you started ignoring it. Yeah, playing with somebody's panhandling, and you're like, let's just not even give out

a contract exactly. He did eventually give up. He went on with his day, and I was like, part of me was like, you still got it. Congrats, you got to take that. Yeah, that's a win. And I felt good about it. And then part of me felt gross because I was like, who is still doing this? And I would expect it. This is going to sound terrible for maybe like a less attractive guy, but he was pretty attractive, and I was like, what happened to you? Why are your standards like this? So you think it was

a cat call? You still don't. I still think it was a cat call, so in your head, I looked around. The only possibility is he was hitting on you. I didn't have a flying I looked. Yeah, okay, maybe he was trying to signal you over. But I'm gonna give us you. Yeah, I don't want to take this from me. Yeah, I dare you. I'm sorry. This man was obsessed with me for like thirty seven seconds and he's probably still thinking about me. But why

why would anyone do that? Has any female ever been like whoa pull over this home people parking lot and see what this is about? Yeah, if you're a dude in a car and you're like, hey baby, no one's gonna be like, oh you know what. I feel like we should go to row Hoo. Let's get some margs and have some dinner. That's never gonna happen. If anyone listening on earth has ever been like, yes,

I'm gonnat with this person. Let me know five three nine two one text in the little like little like attention you gave him in his head as a man, He's like, I could do it. Yeah, And I'm like, I just think if you were a guid named Brent who used to work my building, I have no talent and colts on one on one point three

KATIEWB. So there's a documentary coming out of Out of Celebrity and now the celebrities people are saying, we're going to sue you, and they said, yeah, it's still coming out despite that, and it's one you're gonna want to see. We're gonna cover that. Coming up in the pop Culture Minute. Also, someone from the reality world is publicly apologizing to Megan Fox, what you know about this, Like, we're gonna go deep into it. It involves Love is Blind, our favorite reality show. I know what you're

talking about. Yeah, we'll talk about that. Also, an unlikely celebrity showed up at Taylor's Fast concert last night. All coming up in the pop Culture Minute. It's the pop Culture Minute with Sellon and cult on one o one three d w B. Lifetime says they are going to air their documentary called is Wendy Where Is Wendy Williams And obviously they just announced that like she's suffering dementia and they had already started this and they said, we're gonna keep

on keeping on. We're not gonna stop us dementia. I think it's gonna be I'm my understanding is it'll be kind of the lead up to it, the lead up to it, like how she started be like she was a little bit more bizarre on her show. On and off the show, people didn't know what was going on in her personal life. Seems a little too close. It doesn't news, especially since they just announced that. But they said they're doing to get any money from that, or is it just I

don't like time. No, it's lifetime, So I'm gonna I think remember when they look at Britney Spears Lifetime movie. It was so horrible. I had like a viewing party here at the radio station. I took part in it. Yeah, I contributed to this nastiness. Absolutely gonna hold one for Wendy when this drops. They're proceeding. So there's a woman on the new season of Love Is Blind, and I'm obsessed with this season. I think I've talked about this. The only couple I even care about right now is

this couple. While Chelsea is like the female and the couple, Jimmy's the guy. But when she's they're in the pods. If you never watch Love Is Blind, it's what it says in the title they're in these pods. They talk to each other, but they can't see each other until they get to know each other, and they get e caged after a week of talking to each other. It's like, if you were to ask found to marry you without even seeing her, are you just here on the radio? Right?

And I and I imagine that Jake would have regardless. But the issue is this girl, Chelsea said to the guy, people have told me I look like Megan Fox. She does what I think she does. She I think her eyes and nose do. But the difference is she I mean, realistically, she has a very different jaw line, like she's a long much

longer face. And she's like, I'm not trying to be mean. She's a beautiful girl, but she does not look like Megan Fox in the way that this guy, Jimmy's eyes just like balls out of his head when she said that. But now people have been really mean to her, and it's been really rude because it's like, come on, and they're basically, you look nothing like her, You're hideous, blah blah blah. That's not fair. But she feels bad because now Megan Fox has been like she was brought

into this whole thing. So she is now apologizing. She's like, I am I read out to Megan Fox and I'm like, I'm so sorry I did this to you, and she hasn't heard back. Well, yeah, Megan, Megan Fox isn't gonna too up. I know it's don't even think that Megan Fox did even care about what you're saying is just so crazy. This has really affected me, Chelsea. I thank you for apologizing. Yeah, we don't care. No. So Taylor's tad her show in Sydney last

night, her first of three shows there. Her boyfriend Travis was there, but a surprise celebrity was there. Well, couple were, but a bigger surprise celebrity, and I thought they were beefing a little bit and there was some drama. They won't moved way past that cult. You got to keep up as a swift. You're a terrible swift. Well, as soon as I saw it the selfie with Katy Perry and Taylor, so I'm like,

okay, Katy Perry's there. They made up a long time ago. Katy Perry was even in the you Need to Calm Down music video to show that they had made up. I think you need to calm down a little bit. Say fine, that's fine. That's your pop culture minute. She's brought to you by Ovo Lacy and Lynn's find an Ovo. I died to say that you listened to our show like every day that you can. Thank you. Yes, we appreciate it. And you brought up that a very important

week is coming up next week. So welcome to the show, Jessica. Thank you guys so much for having me, and I do love the show. I'm a big fan. Thank you very much. Next week, February twenty eighth to March fifth, is Eating disorder Awareness Week, so I'm really excited to be here and share a little bit about it. Well, you said you're really passionate about this topic, and you mentioned that what is your title exactly, Jessica, I'm a health coach and an eating disorder specialist,

so I work primarily with people with emotional and binge eating disorder. Okay, if you mentioned you wanted to offer support for those that are experiencing this, yeah, first, I mean, I just want to broaden how people know that it impacts so many people, and and emotional eating disorders are actually the most common kinds of eating disorders. We're all super familiar with anorexia and bolimia, but so many people are suffering in silence with emotional and binge eating issues.

So I just want to kind of broaden the understanding of that percent of everyone who has an eating disorder is experiencing somewhere on the spectrum binge and emotional eating along with bolinia. So really only one out of ten people with an eating disorder has interrexia. Oh wow, there's one person in this room that has it. You go add that to the statistic. Oh really, Yeah, you've experienced that I cannot I have to be extremely strict on a diet

or outside just fall apart and I start binging. Okay, Like I can't. I can't even like if it's just one piece of bread, I don't even do the carbs, Like I have to cut it off. There's no cheat day because it'll just like collapse from there. Oh okay, yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, A lot of my clients really struggle with that all or nothing thinking that you're talking about, like you can't have it all or I can end up I have it all. I think one

of the things that I worry about Jessica. As a parent, that is something that worries me, and I look at that more with you know, my daughter, especially with social media being around, I feel like it's probably increased. I mean, I don't know that for a fact, I don't have numbers. Are there signs that parents can look for? Yeah, I mean one of the things is noticing that your kiddo or somebody in your life is just eating maybe a lot in a short period of time, so they're

eating unusual amounts of food over like a two hour period. You might have just eaten, and then they continue to eat like a snack or a big portion of dessert after They might be trying to hide that they're eating, like you finding plates or bowls of stuff or empty wrappers in their room because they're eating alone or in secret. And you said that you had some information or ways that people can look for and gain support. Correct, Absolutely, they

can go to my website this is your Life Coaching dot com. I'm an Eating Freely practitioner, which is the number one support in the world for people that struggle with emotional and been eating well. Jessa, I want to thank you so much for joining us today. Thank you guys, so much for taking the time and bringing awareness to this. I'm just really passionate about getting the world up word out so people don't suffer entire No, thank you,

one on one point three kd WB. It's fallin and cult. We haven't made Olivia Rodrigo tickets all day yesterday, so imagine our surprise when we got an email today from someone who is having genuine relationship issues with her boyfriend over Olivia Rodrigo tickets. You know your relationship might be a little rocky, yeah at that point. Yeah, I mean she's a big fan and he has

created a situation and she's going to explain it. She agreed to come on with us, so we're gonna get her on to see why she's mad at her boyfriend over Olivia Rodrigo tickets, and we come back on KDWB Salin and Colts on one oh one point three KDWB. You thought you were set up, Anna for something magical between you and your significant other, and then all of a sudden, the good news turned bad. What happened? Okay?

So I've been obsessed over Olivia Rodrigoz forever and my boyfriend knows that, and that's why I feel really betrayed right now, to be honest, Okay, my first I mean, did he not get tickets in time? Because I got the tickets for her show were almost impossible to get, and I actually I got a pair, but it was like I bought them along with everyone else, and I didn't even get a code like web Girl Tina old web Girl rip, she's not here anymore, She's alive, she's not here at

iHeart sent me her code and it's the only reason I got him. So did he not get them in time or something? No? Worse, like he actually ends up getting the tickets with like some deal that I sent him, and he called me and he's just like, hey, I have a really big surprise. And I facetimed him and he's like, I got the ticket and so I was like, oh my god, I'm so happy and excited. And then he followed up by saying, my sister is going to

be soaked. What does that mean? Yeah, he's bringing his little sister instead of me. But you're the one that's him. Like but you you said you're the one that sent him the info for the tickets and he knows you're a fan, right, I am the biggest fan, and he's just like, Oh, my sister's been down lately, and I feel like this is gonna be the perfect you know, the perfect pickup that she needs or

whatever. And I'm just like, are you kidding me? We're in a relationship, this is my favorite artist, Like why would he be taking his little sister? So you don't have any empathy for like, you know, I don't know how close they are, the brother and the sister, but there's no part of you that's like I am okay with him just ditching me for a little sis. I mean, he could do anything else to lift her spirits. Why should it be like my favorite concert when this is a

top priority for me. Also, like maybe he should bow out and let you take the little sister or something. And did you bring that up or is it just like you part of me okay. As a woman, I'd be like he should have thought of that. I shouldn't have to tell him that. But as a man, even though you shouldn't have to tell us, we're kind of dumb, like sometimes we need a little like coaching and guiding through the situation with her boyfriend very very much, sorry it's your boyfriend,

but yeah, kind of dumb. So what did you say to him? Have you guys got been arguing about it or what. I've just really been giving him like the cold shoulder and just being passive. So I'm just kind of like, not sure if I'm overreacting. Well, first of all, you should be frid March fifteenth is a little ways off still, so

that will be a long time for you to be brewing over this. And then if he hasn't fixed it by then, and then you start seeing the photos, I do think that will be your snapping point and you start burning all of his belongings and you move out of the apartment, I would be mad. I'll just say, first of all, if Jake did something like that, unless he was like fallin, let me explain. But see, Jake's the kind of person I would be like, you should go. You

are the bigger fan. Yeah, I'm gonna give you the night off, And that's what I would do. I'd be like, I don't need to be around a million people tonight, I'll just stay with the kids. Yeah, do you and his family get along or could you DM or a text the sister and be like, you know, I know he told you this, but it's actually this is going to be our thing. I mean, I haven't I would really love it with his own family, and I don't

have to reach out. Stop. That was the worst advice ever. She cannot text the sister like this is what actually happen to hijack the concert? Why not? She'd you don't. First of all, the sister isn't innocent in this whole thing. Maybe okay number one, and she you are sketchy, cult You're causing issues that aren't even there. My family's just toxic. So the only way I know how to deal with these situations is just dive head into the toxicity. If at the end of the day, you're wondering

if you're overacting, I would say you're not overreacting. Yeah, it's just it's just really hurtful, and I'm just like, I'm not sure what to do with my emotions right now. I think the silent treatment is never the answer. They always say communication is best. So I think give to start by being I think vulnerable in saying, hey, my feelings are really hurt and here's why, kind of like you just said to us, And then the best thing you could do is figure out what he likes the most,

and then invite your brother to do what he wants to do. You have the work, like just continued pile it Anna. I think if you're dating the right person, if you explain that that hurts you, he will probably do whatever he can to make it right. Maybe Colt is right, he just really blew it and hasn't thought it through, and once you point out it hurt your feelings, he'll it'll all snap into place. I hope you're

right. All right, Well, keep us updated. Send us a photo of you either at Olivia Rodrigo or on the couch, so we know what happened. Oh my god, all right, I will today's trending with Felon and Colt on. All right, So I figured out the AT and T outage was caused by, of course, a freaking software update yesterday. Oh yeah, we believe it was because this was there was an incorrect process used as we're expanding our network. So it wasn't a cyber attack, which is

a good thing. They were were it was that. Yeah, at least you have your information safe. Yeah for now, for now, dude, I there's something so personal I took a photo of recently what Okay, you know it's deleted. I know it exists in the cloud, and if someone finds it, they'll leave my information alone. And can you give me a hand as to what it is? Yeah, I felt like, so I have like a history of hemorrhoids, and so I I need to know.

We don't know anymore. I can't see that area, so I needed assistance. So you just took a picture. That's really creative. Ten points for that. Thank you so much. Americans have made it back to the Moon. On Thursday, spacecraft touchdown on the surface of the Moon. Speaking of the Moon picking up. So it's the first commercial spacecraft ever land on the Moon and that's pretty cool. And that was the first American built spacecraft to

land since NASA's nineteen seventy two Apollo mission. And on this episode of Things that Shouldn't Be Inside of You, oh, man, face is on fire. This is crazy. So within a couple of hours his face started swelling, he could hardly talk. Went to the hospital to see doctor Carlson. Okay, Doctor Carlson was shocked when he looked inside the man's nose with a camera and saw fifty bugs feeding on the dude's nose and sign I part you thought he could use a suction to get out, but he had to pluck

it one by one. Why are you sharing this? You are taking an undercarriage shot for health. This is a dude that doesn't We don't know him. I don't have a picture. Well, don't imagine what my situation was like. That's your personal problem number one, number two disgusting. That guy's grosser than me. I'm gonna throw that out there a little bit. I mean your close second book. Yeah, fair really quick. A lot of things going on in the Twin Cities this weekend. Minneapolis Home and Garden Show

is going down this weekend. I'm actually there from eleven until one tomorrow selling arts. You can stop by the Winter Beard Dabblers going on, and a lot of events like the Timberwolves host Milwaukee and also host New Jersey, Minnesota State girls Hockey school hockey tournaments going down and more. And your trending is brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic Surgery. Find them at MPs m N dot com. And you can even get a photo you had a drawing of a

hem. Use the photo for it. Not his name is Himmy realistic portrait Falin and coult On one oh one point three katiew B. We're gonna do a little after school pop quiz. So these are kind of like middle school level questions. We'll ask you and if you get two out of three right, guess what you want a KATWB T shirt? Just calling now to play at six five, one, nine, eight nine kd w B down. Oh that sound right there, that's uh, that's going down. That's how

you know. It is the after school Pop Quiz Day one, first time we've ever done this. It's Fallin and cult on one oh one point three kd w BE and Brittany and Hastings is playing today. Brittany, you're our first ever after school pop quiz participant. Are you so excited? Yeah? So exciting? Okay, love this. We're gonna make it pretty easy. You just have to get two out of three questions correct, and if you do, you get a legit, official KATIEWB T shirt, maybe maybe even

in the size you want. No promises, possibly, okay, exactly, here we go. Question number one, Brittany, how many teeth does an adult human have? How many teeth? Yes? Two? Wait? No teeth? Like to like teeth in your mouth. How many does the adult and adult human have? Oh? Teeth? Whaty six? That is incorrect. I'm sorry, it is thirty two. It is thirty two teeth. I know, I know. Okay, you have to get the next two right? Are you ready? Okay, Brittany, what are animals that eat

both meat and plants called? I have no idea, Brittany, I didn't know that's funny? Ether to be fair, and when we were really honest with you, well, I knew plants was herbivore and I knew that meat was carnivore. Okay, you can ask one of us if we know. No, you want to go with me a lifeline? Do you want to talk to Colt for a lifeline? Okay, I'm gonna go with omnivore. That's correct. Okay, you need one more, Brittany to wear this this

shirt. What is the world's largest ocean? Brittany, ye? Atlantic? Did you want to see? Are you sure? Did you want a different answer? Yeah? Yes, my girl, you got yourself an official katiewb T shirt. Britney, you nailed that after school pop quiz. Congratulations, thank you, You're so welcome. We'll we'll be right there with your in phone just a second. Okay, you know what, honestly excellent. I wouldn't have known the teeth, I wouldn't have known the omnivore, and I

would have been fifty to fifty on the bout. So it's a good thing you already have a bunch of free kt Ashley absolutely so, thank you so much, Brittany for playing. We'll try to do the after school pop quiz more often because I think it's pretty fun. Also, so my husband, he's a charming person. I talk about all the time how he's a better human than I am. But one thing that he is he is and I don't deny that, but there is something I hear him do over and over

every single day of my life that drives me insane. It is so annoying. We're gonna talk about that, maybe find a solution. We come back on KATIEWBT one on one point three kd WB's Fallin and Colt. I love so many things about my husband, Jake. He's a wonderful human. I always say, better human, better parent, all the things. But he works from home now and I hear him do the same thing over and over

and over all day long in his office and it drives me insane. He has the world, maybe not the world, one of the top ten most annoying ways to answer a phone call, and I'm like, are you doing this? Like you're you are in charge of people? Right? It does so it's not a professional non professional? Is it too chill? I think it's too chill. And it's also like just not fitting for Jaco is like he's he can't pull it off. Oh so it's like kind of like a

cooler like he thinks it as I think. And I I almost want people to submit suggestions on cooler ways not cool or just more professional or better ways he could answer his phone. It's kind of like when I use cap or like lit. Oh yeah, Vont was looking mid the other day type of thing. Oh yeah, that's that's embarrassing, and Vont has never looked. Mendt's be honest always absolutely, So I just try it out. You can call him right down, I bet you, because he doesn't he doesn't have

like the KDEWB phone number saved. He will answer it because he wouldn't answer the phone like that with me, but for other people during yeah, he'd be like, hey, what's up, poodle? Poodle or something like that. Yeah, let me see yo. See you're right? Do you see? I don't hate that greeting though it's nice. It's warm, oh hijake by the way, yeah I I and he hits you with a classic was

good. No, I hate it like every I. He works from home like most people do now, so most days I hear him answer the phone like that a hundred times. I'm like, are you he is a like manager of managers. I'm like, you answer your phone? Yo. I think it's time efficiency though, right, Jake, because YO cuts out multiple words when it just writes to the point, like, Yo, what do you need at the end of the day. It's what cool people say.

No, no, you can't call yourself. You cannot you literally, Jake Ward Thompson t's which are t shirts with tads in the pits because you sweat so much you do not get to call yourself cool. Oh my god, dude, those are fighting words. Jake. Well that they work, And here's the plug for him if if they're listening, I could use some free ones. Can you actually send me a link? Because I got some sweaty pits too. And I also occasionally use the word yo, so we're in

the same boat. Oh god, no, Well you guys can set sail together on island over there. And by the way, Lena Gomez new music and two songs on kd Suksuit, so so Stalin and Coult on one on one point three KDWB. So since Colt is new, we'll talk about that a little bit and do a little round of who's more likely to when we come back. But first we have to do because it's new Music Friday on KDWB the iHeartRadio World premiere of the new Selena Gomez song Love on Now on

KOSS. All right, this is one on one point three KDWB, the Twin Cities number one Hey music station. And this might sound a little new fallining Colt. Yeah, third day, it is the third day, and you're not just filling in. People have asked, oh my god, I remember Colt. He used to be on KDEWB and he was in twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen to twight nights. But it's not like just a fill in. This is a permanent thing. So it's fallin and cult and a lot

of people say, well, what's up with Zach? Great question, Zach I think he's still going to be doing some a little bit of stuff here and there on the air on KATWB. But he's also still the music director here and he's going to go over and do afternoons on Cities ninety seven. So he is still in our building, so don't worry. And I hitched my wagon to you, so don't mess it up for me. Found economic

of that promise. But as people are getting to know you, this is a you know, maybe we'll figure out some things about each other too. Who was more likely to who was more likely to get a really embarrassing tattoo? Almost a drake right cult, I have a hand praying. I have a pizza tattoo in the shape of hands praying on my thighs. So meat, yeah, I don't think I would, but some maybe argue the ones

I do have or mine are all really stupid. I haven't gotten any in like seven years, but they're all are yours, all from legit places or like a cousin that did on something. There's some parties where someone has some them. Oh that's so so dangerous. Who is most likely to survive alone on a deserted island? Thank you? Yeah, because there'd be nobody there for you to boss around. Yeah, I don't like that. Who would do everything? You can't? Delegate? Delegate at all? No. Who

is most likely to star in a reality show? That's got to be you. Yeah, because you like the drama. I would stare at the box, it would cut to you on the green screen. So she did this, and then it would pop to you doing it guaranteed. Who is most likely to pee in the shower? Both of us? I'm glad we knew bad. And somebody told me that's not good for the pipes or something, and I'm like, I rent, that's not that sounds like a landlord problem

in the future. Initially I thought you might like your internal pipes. That was like, it is actually bad for a woman's pelvic floor. I believe to be in the shower. You learned something new every day. Yeah, I don't think you needed to learn that necessarily. No. Who is most likely to steal someone's lunch? Not me? You col Why me? I don't know that you would. I could just see me like, oh, I thought this was my turkey sandwich? Is it because I'm one eighth Native

American? I don't know what does that have to do with some of them has to do with anything. Okay, who is most likely to die first? In a horror film? Miss? Really? You? Why do you think of you? Because I'm dumb and I would just walk outside, like, hello, is anybody there? Do you need help with directions? Jenna's like somebody knocked on her door at like two am, and my wife Jen, she was like, don't answer that, and like it looks like someone

in distress. Is that that's a trap? I have said if I ever saw someone else running out of the woods, you know, in like every scary movie where they're bloody and it's a girl that comes running out of the woods trying to flag a car down, I would keep driving. I would never stop to help her. And I know that's terrible because she might really need me, but I would never see. I'm too much of a pushover. I'm like where Okay, I gotta be at disappointment? But where are

we going? Okay, So you're right, you would be the first to die? Okay, now we know all right, we'll come back. We'll do a few more of these. Who's more likely to but first? Bye bye bye? On k Salan colts on one a one point three, KATIEWB. Who's more likely to these? By the way, you can, like, I literally just google these questions. If you're hanging out with some friends tonight, this could be a fun game to set her out and play with your friends or your family. Yeah, like if you're the one, who's

more likely to take a shot? Yeah? Oh, that could be d turn up tomorrow. Who is more likely to wear socks and sandals? Cold? Yeah that's me I do, actually, because you don't need to see these feet? What's wrong with your on display? Do you? Can you reach your toenails to trim them? WHOA holy I didn't mean no, it's not. My mom can't reach hers anymore because it hurts her to bend. I don't know what your back's like. Okay, wrong question, sound like

a ripped one. Who is most likely to run the most Fensta accounts? Wait a minute? What saying that? One more time? Who was most likely to run the most Finsta accounts? You know what a fence is. It's a fake fake Instagram so you can like alerk on other people's pages. Obviously not me. You know a lot about it. I don't have one, but I would be likely to have one. Yeah, so I could lurk from people who have blocked me, though I like that. Who is

most likely to lie in a job interview? Both no, no, me that I don't think I would lie because I know I can figure it out. Like, just give me in the building. You actually told me your first radio job. You absolutely lied, and then you went in and you're like, I actually don't know how to do anything. So that's you. I am want to go. Who is most likely to join a cult? Cult? And cults sounds so similar? Cults? Cult? No, you got just give me someone to follow, you know what I mean? That's

why you lead this relationship? Okay? Perfect? Who is most likely to never change their sheets? Okay, this is if we're living alone, because you can't. Like Jake changes ours usually and Jen clearly probably changes your same people they are So I would say, well, can I tell you this I just learned today. You're supposed to wash your shower curtain? What so if that gives you any answer as to what you're trying to figure out, I would never unless it had an obvious stain on it. Why don't know.

But Jen's taking it off the hooks and throwing it into the washer this morning and we just got it. I was like, that's the three days in. She's like, yeah, you got to keep up with these things. So never, dude, I didn't even know you're supposed to wash your bed sheets. In college, it was so rescid and foul in my room. It wasn't that, it was me. All right, who's more likely?

Do hope you enjoyed that? So we're gonna come back in a second with the pop Culture Minute, and Travis Kelcey back in the day was asked f Mary Kill, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Ariana Grande. You will be surprised or maybe not by his answers. We'll cover that and more coming up in the pop Culture It's the pop Culture Minute with Selling and Cult on one on one point three jd w B. Now, back in the day, you know, Travis Kelsey was asked so many different interview questions and

those all resurface now because he's hitting Taylor Swift. So at one point someone said, MK, so, f Mary Kill, Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, and Taylor Swift, who do you think he chose for which category? Well, Taylor Swift wins everything, so I would have to say. He sent Mary Taylor, okay kill Arianna, and then f Katie Perry, Kay, you got one right. He did choose to kill ari but he switched it Mary Katie kiss I think actually, okay, you know, and he

chose Taylor. Well, she was just there in Sydney with them, so that's yeah. Katy Perry's conversation went to see that show. Do you bring that up if you're Katy Perry. I don't know if Katy Perry saw that interview, so probably not because yeah, I don't know if you've seen Drake's reaction. But Fann told him that she got pregnant to his latest album and she's like, I got pregnant to this, and he said that's a crazy sign. By the way, he said that album just came out, so

it's like, that's like insane that you so quickly got pregnant. Congrats, I guess, so congratulations to that woman. I'm a fan of the TV show Yellowstone, even though it's ridiculous, like it's gotten so crazy and they've had such a long break between seasons. Well, if you're into that like I am, they have a new reality show coming to Peacock kind of like about a real life rancher family. They're called the McBee dynasty. They're real

American cowboys. Is it like dug Dynasty, but just in Yellowstone? If it's in that area. Let me see if it says where they actually live. If it's in that area, there's no way they're like. Well, I guess the Duck dynasty family was pretty rich. I was gonna say, if you to live there and have a ranch like Yellowstone, you have to be incredible wealthy. Yeah, many years for sure. Well they have a cattle business. Oh it's in Missouri, Missouri. Yeah, well the business

is at risk of financial ruin and they're hoping to expand. So they're sibling drama. Anyway, I'm looking forward to that. It premieres March eleventh. Like I said on Peacock, called the McBee Dynasty. And that's your pop culture minute. It's brought to you by Ovo Lacing and Lyns by them at ovoi dot com. We're gonna come back. A few weeks ago, we did a thing called the Paramore Challenge where we each try to hit the high

paramore note. We're gonna do it again this week. Vont are going to come join us for the new Pens and Boone song and Cults first experience. We'll see how well he sings when we come back on KDD number too Much Salin and Cult on one on one point three kd W b uh Ted, our promotion director, joins us. Hello, Ted, Hi, Ted, quick update like the quick version. Are you still seeing the same girl you started dating right before Valentine's Day? Yes? I am. Are you exclusive?

Not yet? We haven't had that what do they call it? DTR? That define the relationship conversation? Yeah? Yeah, I actually heard someone say that in the wild the other day, Like DTR, I would have been good. Is it coming up soon? Though? You're feeling good about it? I think we're on the right trajectory. Are you saying this weekend? Yes, we are. You're gonna ask weave you micro a little red stop it fal No, all right, We're done. Okay, welcome to

the studio. Embarrassed. Vond and I had lunch together to day. By the way, he ordered a margarita exactly well about I don't know. Probably two or three months ago we did a thing called the Paramore Challenge, where we each attempted the huge note that Hayley Williams hits correct beautiful notes and we all we tried. We tried, is what we did. It's about singing with conviction. Yeah, I think you fully have to commit to the bit.

So we've been looking for like, what's the next song, and then we started playing this Benson Boone song and this really is just like, oh what you need you God, duo tag it beautiful, saved it up God. So all right, okay, so we're gonna try this very soulful right when it gets to that part, we'll turn the music down and hit the notes. We'll do the first two now, and then we'll come back and do the next two. Okay, I'm so excited to hear it. Cool.

I'm a little nervous about this because I heard the last one and n was incredible. Ted was good, thanks bowing. That was a little Brude was incredible. Ted was okay. Okay, I'm okay, okay. Insult me during Black History Months, Yeah, that is true. I'm an extra heist von. In fact, you know, I'm gonna let you go first. Okay, not nice at all. All right, you're ready, You're here, we go. You on made you? Oh God, dude, take this beautiful god release. Okay, come on right baby, you went

to the your throat and get like a muppet. No, yeah, I heard that. I feel like you need some herbal tea after that. Yeah. I have a throat coat in my office now, t M I t am I this week all right, it's not the only one, all right, I will I will take the next one and then we'll come back with Ted and Colt. Are you ready fallon? Yes, I'm ready. Thanks for asking. Okay here I want you, I need you. Go you go, there's beautiful. Thanks please singing with conviction. Yes, I am

pumped up. I want to join a cover band in a bar real bad now, no one would hire me, but I'm feeling it. If anything, you got the conviction, Pard done, Thank you so much singing, Thank you? So I am talking a big game, absolutely and I'm next. Yeah. So that's terrible. Could with the Big Note Challenge and promotions, Doctor Ted. Are you guys ready? Holler? I guess we do.

We come back on k d w B. Don't know you ballin and cult on one on one point three k d w B. We're doing the hit the Big Note Challenge and we did this before with Paramore, which was fantastic, and now today we're doing it with the new Benson Boone song. We're looking been looking for like the perfect note to hit and I heard that. I was like, Oh, this is it, this is the moment.

But right before we came back, Ted and Vaughant revealed they came up with like names for each other, and I feel like we would be missing out on opportunity. What are your all? You? What happened? Were you at Buffalo Wild Wings? Your right? Yeah? Okay, after Hoops Height we would go to Buffalo Wild Wings and we were jealous. That balance so cool, So yeah, okay for each other. And Vaughant's nickname is Sassy Black because I'm one of the most sassiest, shadiest people in this room

and he also happens to be black. Yeah that's yeah. If you didn't know, just tuning in. And what Ted ted is perky white. I love it. And I said that came from when I first met Ted. He was just like, hey, I'm Ted. He's very he's positive and bubbly. He's a wonderful person alone and he was just like, hey, I'm Ted, and I was like, okay, dude, right there. Yeah, And then Ted asked Cold, because they're getting to know each other. Yep. I asked, if you had to describe yourself as an ice

cream flavor, which one would you be? And why? And how the people? I said, Well, then said he's been into the creamery business. Boy, he's been doing that since you were a teenager. Religiously, yes, for years. But I said a pistachio because you think it's bland a little bit on the surface, then you dig deep and you're like, oh, there's some flavors here. There's something going on here. Will I get it? Will I get it? Again? Probably not? But it was good to try, just so I know. I don't like it,

but no, I know. All right, all right, who's going to go next? All right? All right, here we go. This is culture. Need you god, dude, take these beautiful things that I got? Please stay okay, so little flat, Let's recap a little more effort next time. But that was more more effort, louder, why more? Okay? Hold on, tag these beauty things that I got. That was an instant Okay there, all right, Cold, you're embarrassing, Okay, I don't know if I needed I didn't sign up. I just came in.

You just came into work. Preface. Come, I was boring at first, All right, Ted, you can't do worse. Yeah, that's so true. I agreed to do this. Take us home, Perky White, All right, I want you, I need you, Oh God, tig these beautiful things that I've got, please stay Wow, man, we did it. If Benson Boone I always call him Daniel Boone because they get confused if he is ever out one night, Ted, you are officially taking over all thanks, thank you White, then you might be asking yourself what

on earth is that noise? And thank you? But this is what I like to now call as breaking suburban not so breaking news. Actually, so I live out in the burbs and I get these letters like all the time through email to watch out for things like, for instance, beavers were taken

over my neighborhood this summer. It was chaotic and they are destructive. So you live in like a nicer neighborhood than sure, where people there's a community and there's like an hoa and you have beavers, Well we did, but they set traps and allegedly removed them peacefully, because they can really wreak havoc on like the lake and stuff that we have. So yeah, and I like how I was peaceful, So they don't, you know, retaliate the revenge that is. That is what I hope, That's what they told me.

That's why I'm going to believe. So the latest breaking, I guess not so breaking news from Suburbia. Two coyotes spotted in one of my neighbors like like driveways. Yeah exactly. Now, this is very scary. We were going after one of my neighbor's dogs and luckily they were able to like save them. But they said, you know, guys got to watch out because coyotes are surrounding our neighborhood. No, cooties are just taken over everywhere.

For some reason, I feel I never heard about coyotes and then all of a sudden, there's an uptick in there everywhere. Yeah, what's the deal. Because even by my place, they were like some elderly lady got attacks, oh god, and like you just can't be outside. And because we're like what are we going to do, because they're like, well, it's their habitat, so it's your if you're outderly, you just can't be

outside. Oh past eight. Now that's the new rule. Oh that feels rude, and I just like you feel like a prisoner in your own home a little bit. Usually by eight anyway, so that's fair. I think it's probably a thing because we're taking over all their habitats. They have no nowhere. Yes, that's probably part of it. We're cutting down their homes and I'm moving into the homes, and then are mad that they want their homes. I like, leave us alone. So anyway, just an alert

in SUBURBI out and minnetrista. The coyotes are loose, so as up. We're gonna come back. We're going to play a new game. It's called pick your Package. I don't like this sound, but it's Cult's idea and I want we'll see what that is. We come back on picking one on one point three, katiewb. It's fallon and Cult. It is five o'clock on a Friday, So exciting, big side. We're doing something that is I you mentioned it. You said, okay, we're gonna you're gonna pick

your package. You have an icy Well I sent that and then a lost service and then you were like waiting for a minute one because there was no follow up. Yeah, and all I know is there is a sketchy Amazon or Ups or something box next to you. We have a big giant box. And then there's something inside of two cups and you get to choose two solo cups and put them, ask them together. There you choose, you get to pick your package. Now, anything can me in a package.

It could be like a disgusting food you have to eat, or money. Possibly not this week. I can tell you that's not my answer. Okay, we'll learn more about it. We'll try it when we come back on kd w B. Yeah, yeah, I said what I said. I read the bee famous sister. I let that get to my head. I'll favor tell somethings just to say, you come run. I say the one thing I've been wanton, but no I was so I've been monson one on

one point three kd w B. It's Fallin and Holton. He is inted an idea, and I think it's amazing that you have ideas for the show. I love that for you. Well, thank you. I don't know if you'll like this one once we execute it, though, I'm nervous. So each week we're gonna rotate you pick a package. Okay. So we have two packages today. One's in a big, bigger box, yeah, like an Amazon box. The other one I didn't have a small box,

so I put two red solo cups together. And there's something that Now it could be anything from something disgusting you have to eat, to an action you have to take, to a prank call, to whatever. Okay, So yeah, I'm going to have you leave the room really quick why and I'll reveal to people listening what is in each box. I hate this, okay, all right, and I'll just just wait for me to go. When you hear me, yut, just come back in. Okay, she's leaving

the room. Okay. So in the Solo Cups, Fallon has to give a passionate speech about why the elderly shouldn't drive. So that's the solo cup in the big box. The big box is almost a little more embarrassing for me, if I'm being honest with the big box. She has to take my sock off using her teeth. So okay, big box sock off with teeth, wrestle the cup, passionate speech about the alder need not being able to drop. So come on in, Fallon come on back. You look

a little nervous. I am. I feel like you're really animated talking about what's in the box or the coup. I was excited about this, okay, So which one we got? The smaller option? I without even knowing, like any form of actual category. I can't even wrap my mind around it. So I'm just gonna go with the box. I don't know. Can I tell you one? Okay? One is an action and the other is something you have to say? Yeah, the box? Why is your face read? Because I almost don't want you to do the box? Why?

Because I don't know if you okay, I'm opening the fox. This is okay. There's a piece of paper, piece of paper. Their instructions now what is what are the instructions? Remove my sock using your teeth? Oh god no, And it's I think this is worse for me because it's a little embarrassing because I feel for a minute, now, why you're wearing boots? My god, I'll do it next. One point three k d w b ha tu one oh one point three ktie w b. This is

my WHI did a thing. Cold came up with worries like pick your package, and I was like, oh, this will be fine. Maybe it's like I get to eat candalope today or something, and maybe the other ones has twenty dollars in it. No, it was like, I don't even know what it was in the other package. But the one I chose is a punishment. I've done nothing to deserve a punishment. You really haven't. I feel bad about this because one is a little degrading, and secondly,

it's almost it's almost worse for me. It is not because for you, my my feet habits are on display. Okay, your nope, and I nope. I'm just gonna I am supposed to take remove his sock with my mouth, and I just want to get it over with. I just want to get it over with on it. Somebody on Instagram live by the way at one on one three KTWB said Instagram, they said double or nothing for something else? No until you do both? God? No, okay, So how do you want you want to come around to this time? You

want me to come to you? I guess you. I'll come to you so you can narrate there. Yes, I'll narrate everything that's happening. So this is pick your packages. Somebody do once a week and next week it'll rotate, so I'll be the one who has to pick the packages and you can get me. I do not like this all. I almost want to cancel this bit. This is I don't know if I'm ready to go there with you yet. Do you have this is too personal? You are you

someone that's known to have stank feet? And like, can I just tell you my wife when I get home and get the girls, my daughter's a bath. She wants me to include my feet in the bath before we hang out that night. She won't let you hang out, so you walk through. Yes, She's like, I'm angled on this side of the couch. To be further, how do you think I feel? This is all just coming down in the open all willie nilly. I don't even know why I chose this punishment, to be honest with you, Okay, So I have

a long sock on, so I gave you a little wiggle room. I put the I put falin is almost puking, okay, lifting the leg to fallon. Oh, I don't like that. That's a weird feeling. It was suction onto the foot. She got it off and she made it alive without vomiting. What are you pulling on your mouth fibers. That's a bad deal for you. I'm going into my weekend like this. I'm supposed to go to dinner with friends. Do you got to brush your teeth before that?

Through? I've dried out. Well, you'll get me back next week. Pick your pack, you'll have the opportunity. Kad Today's trending with Felon and Cold on one on one Katie w all right, Egan, I'm like, this is such a bummer. My husband grew up in Egan. He loves it. I said, Oh my gosh, Kowalski's is closing there, and so it's party city and he's like what He's like, Oh my god, so many staples of my life party City. He's like, my mom was so busy. He's like, I lived on, like the food and

the cases over that Kowalski's and Egan. I said, I know he should throw like a I don't know, like a funeral or so, I said, should we go to the parking lot and sing a goodbye song? He said maybe his sister was very into that. So that's supposed to do in this weekend. Yeah, obviously that's what's on my plan list eighteen? He is outage. Good news. It was not a cyber attack. A lot of people were really worried about that. I get why they said that.

They think the outage was actually caused by the application and execution of an incorrect process a software update. Yeah, someone's getting fired for that, probably some guy named Joe in Chicago. I swear, it's good. Nothing's going to happen. I checked it. Everything's good. Okay. So that's like the one alert in Hawaii, remember that like a few years ago, where it was like a nuclear attack and people are like, why it was an accident?

Someone touched the wrong button. I'm like, what is this the Simpsons? How does that happen? Americans have made it back to the Moon on Thursday a spacecraft touchdown? Is really interested? Did we make it back on the surface? Oh no, those well, spacecraft touchdown on the surface of the Moon. It's the first commercial spacecraft ever land on the Moon. And it's the first American built spacecraft the land on the Moon since NASA's nineteen seventy

two Apollo mission. Can I tell you that one of the top things people will ask about our job, who have you met like, who's the coolest person you met, or who's the nicest, hands down the coolest person buzz Aldron, because I'm a buzz Aldron and I'm like, dude, the guy went to the moon. Now he's a second man on the moon. And that bothered no. First of all. When I met him, I go, buzz, can I get a picture? He goes, if you make it quick, and I was like, I've seen a buzz is some reporter

going up to him saying was it fake? And just yeah, he's over it's a he's a he's had it. He's done with the questions when he took a photo, so he's over all a decent human being. He did It was one of the most bizarre experiences ever because it was me and him and Paula Abduel. I didn't get a picture of Paula Abduel, not because I didn't want one, but he wanted to talk to her, not Me's

edge for me out. I'm like, that's fair. I don't like, I feel like she's not even popular enough to be in buzz talk though, like for him to be like, oh it's Paula, Yeah, Like I feel like there's gonna be a lot more celebrities for him to snap a picture with. I wasn't at the Oscars cult. I was like here in Minnesota, backstage at an event. And that's very kind of you. That is your trending. It's brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic Surgery. Find them at

MPSMN dot com. And I'm trying to figure out because I'm finally settled into the place. Yeah, things are going good. I have a second to watch. Yes, anything, Okay, do you have suggestions? I'm gonna look, I have one suggestion, but you have to go to the theater. Okay, so you know how would you tell me? Well, let's just do it next time. Okay, we can watch fallon and Colts on

one on one point three KDEWV so on. You know Friday's post to say, here's something you can watch this weekend if you want to sit on your couch and do you like the couch rot like I enjoyed doing. It's been way too busy moving unpacking everything this week. Well this may be won a ton of awards and a it's like for free on Netflix, which I appreciate. A free movie so that everything everywhere all at once, so if you never saw that, would again won a ton of award told me that's fantastic.

Yeah, so that could be something you watch. I don't know if I'm saying this right, Mia Kolpa. I only know that this is kind of it's like a Tyler Perry movie, which I love Tyler Perry movies. It's the one that Kelly Rowland has been promoting. But this is the weirdest title of a movie I've ever seen. It's called Through My Window Looking at You, and apparently it's my window looking at you. It's the final chapter of a trilogy. And I'm wondering if this is one of those movies in

a different language. But realistically, if you haven't caught up on Love is Blind, do this season of Love is Blind. There are so many boring couples on there, but the one is really good and in theaters I would throw out there Driveaway Doll starring like Geraldine I don't know our last name, Margaret Qually and Beanie Feldstein. So lots of like different coult things I can always like fast forward to the boring stuff with Love is Blind. Oh,

I just wait until I see somebody's face like anger yelling at it. Balan and Colts on one a one point three kd w B. A lot of stuff going on in the Twin Cities this weekend. Minneapolis a home and garden show. I'm gonna be out there tomorrow from eleven to one the Winter Beer Dabbler. Have you ever seen I'm gonna pronounce this wrong cult but horse ajoring during what is a horse adjuring? It's like when they you hold on to the back of a horse like a ski they like run and you're like on

ski. Oh horse, So like dog sleds, but horse sleds, not a sled horse sk skis? Where is this is? This is a Wisconsin thing at Canterbury Park. Okay, no, I've never heard about that. Yeah, so that's something to check out too. And then like Timberwolves are hosting Milwaukee tonight, and then they're hosting New Jersey tomorrow. So a lot going on in the Twin Cities. Yeah, Vaught, he heard his Jerseys. That's Saint. He's here. Hey, Vaughan, you ready for you

ready for tonight? You have some tickets? Yeah? I got Brice Vine tickets to give out six fifty seven to fifty and then uh, somebody DM me and said that they're X. Well, I guess now they're ex because they broke up put pretty much everything that they own on the curve after so I want to know. And the breakup day was this week too, which is kind of yeah, yeah, so I probably deserved it though, Yeah, yeah, probably if it was a black man, probably not, because

black men don't cheat. I've heard that I want to know what's in the bottle after you. Yeah, that's John three sixteen. I thought, No, indeed, I want to know what happened with you and your ex after y'all broke up. So we're gonna talk about that all night. All right, have a good night. Thanks for listening, Colt. You completed your first week. Yeah, and I'll be back on Monday maybe

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