One month time fallon and Colts one on one point three k d w B. Okay, it's a big day on KDEWB. It is the day, the final day for you to listen for your name to win tickets to the final stop of the Aroostour in the US mass So we have four names. The first one, of course, comes up at two twenty. The qualifying prize huge. Today you get all three of Taylor's vinyls that we've been given
away, so very very cool. We're going to do that today. We also have more tickets to get on our summer kickoff cruise with Shine Down Twins tickets for this Saturday, normal or nope? I mean the list goes on and on. You're gonna test my hearing when we come back, right, And that's what I want to do. I want to see just how debilitating your hearing is now that you are your current age like that. Yeah yeah, I floated down a little bit. Yeah yeah, smart And you could
play along too. Let's see if you can hear these tones next oho. Okay, it's one on one point three. KATIEWB was found in Colts Taylor Swift. You should know by now KADWB dot com become a verified fan, cause in ten minutes, we're gonna call a name. If we call your name, you got ten minutes and thirteen seconds to get back to us to get qualified for that trip to Indye. Now, I want to see how good your hearing is working. In radio, we're like known to have horrible
hearing because we have like headphones on our ears all the time. Oh, it's like it's two lot Yours is definitely worse than mine, just cranked up, all right, it is, yeah, all right. My wife calls it selective hearing, but it's really I'm impaired. Yes, So here's the thing. If you're over the age of eighteen, you can hear specific tones, and then that just goes on the older you get. So if you're older than eighteen, you should be able to hear this tone. Got it,
easy, breezy, You got that one easy? Yeah, A little more difficult. If you're thirty five or older, You're listening is supposed to be so diminished that you can no longer hear this age. Yes, that's fine, this one right here. You don't hear that at all. You're a liar. You don't hear it. I know, you're messing with me.
You can't hear that. Hit it again? Okay, I don't know if you're messing with me to maybe you feel Okay, Now, if you're if you're fifty or older, you're not supposed to hear this sound so per loud. You got that. I'm super loud. I'm so youthful. Okay. So the last one is a little tricky because it's kind of sad. If you're over twenty, you're not supposed to hear this sound. You hear it? Yeah, I don't hear anything. Hold on, let me hit it now, let me do okay, nothing, no, alright, let
me try and let me turn this off. How bad friend? Ok First of all, I'm certain dogs who have impeccable hearing across the Twin Cities heard that. Wait, people can actually hear you singing at Taylor's sponsort. There we go. I think we learned a lot today. Day. You discovered that will be and consistently be forever the worst thing of my life. Got a lot of passion. It's great. I didn't know people could hear me singing. Also, that was all fake, just to set up to get
to uh, your singing are you serious. None of that was true at all, Jar, But the true thing is we can't get to the Taylor Swift's last hop on her tour next Ellen and all right, we're I have a feeling we're gonna get every single person to call in during our show that I'm putting that energy out. I love that for you. Taylor's Taylor Swift. You might know her, Taylor Allison Swift is se might call her. She's bringing the final US top of her iconic Eras tour to Indie and November.
We have tickets to the show. We're gonna fly you and a friend there, you and your lover, you and whoever I don't know, whoever you want to take with you pounds like you and me? Yeah, bestie, come on, I want to see the be said please, So here we go. This is really cool. The winner each hour they get all three albums, So the Tortured Post Department on Phantom Clearvinyl nineteen eight nine, Taylor's version on Crystal Sky Blue vinyl, and Speak Now Taylor's version on Orchid
Marbled vinyl. But that's crazy. Our winner this hour is Kelsey Ralston from Blaine. If you know Kelsey Ralston r A U L S T O N. Say, hey, Kelsey, better call him, but maybe you are Kelsey. You're like, uh, that's me. Here's the phone number six five one nine eight nine five three nine two Kelsey Ralston from Blaine. You're ten minutes and thirteen seconds start. Now that isn't your name, you don't have to call. If that is your name, you call right now so
that you can get officially qualified for this trip. And if we didn't call your name, it's all good. We got you again. Three twenty another opportunity to win your trip to the last stop on the Aras Tour with kd w B MA. It's a pop culture minute with Sellin and Cult on one O one point three kd w B. It's brought to you by Ovo Lesigan Lenz. So obviously you know at this point, maybe you do, maybe
you don't. Scarlett Johansson is suing like AI because they wanted to use her voice for it, and then she said no, and then conveniently enough they launched it and it sounds just like her, and they even used phrasing like her, which is a movie she voiced where she played like an AI voice. So she lawyered up and now the voice of Siri her name is Susan
Bennett, cause you know there is an actual person who voices Siri. Yeah, she said it's really smart that she did that, because the point is people use her voice also, and she has like like I tell my friends and family like, listen up, if you hear it, let me know, because I'm not going to hear everything because they'll just still it. They'll still your voice and use it. It's crazy, you know, the let's
get ready to Rumbo guy. Yeah, if you play his audio, he literally has people on his payroll to just listen for any time that is played. I know. It's why it's illegal for US radio stations to play it during bits. I want to know, honestly. Yeah, we're like, are not allowed to play it in the least. Okay, So Cassie officially released a statement and she basically it was a really really thoughtful statement. You
can read the full thing on her Instagram. But obviously since the video, the surveillance video of her and Ditty came out where he attacked her, she you know, people are like, oh, we actually believe you now, Cassie, because a lot of people thought he was like a money grab before when she sued him, and now she's like, maybe we can start believing victims the first time in the future. How how did Noan get the video? Like, I don't that well, myding is. I guess Diddy got
a copy of it, but he thought he got the only copy. He did not, so I guess I don't know how they kept that underwrap. I guess you paid somebody enough money. Though yes, apparently apparently Jennifer Lopez. Obviously there are still the rumors that she and brad Ben sorry now brad
Ben are getting divorced. So she's doing this press junk because she has a new movie coming out, and they're like, how's your relationship, and her co stars are like no, and they like jump in, and she looks very uncomfortable, and she lets the co star kind of be like, you don't get to ask questions like that, and then she sits there for a moment and then she goes, you know better than that, Like that was her response, like you know better than that? After happy in a relationship?
You don't get that shook over that question. No, you absolutely don't, but I mean I feel bad for it. And then In other news, they released the schedule. You know how David Letterman has the show. My next guest is yeah, or my next guest, he's no introduction. He's gonna have Miley Cyrus on this season. And Charles Barkley. Why Barkley's everywhere right now. My brother in law just posted a photo with him. I was like, of course, my brother in law, David met him.
I know, it's so crazy. We're to come back with anyone listening who on Katie w B after yesterday's anybody listening who? I'm a I'm gonna be honest. I'm a little triggered. I don't even know if I want to do this again. Nobody the number of people that move they don't Floss or women that called and said my boyfriend does it. I'm like the one guy saves I am for years. Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to act like I'm someone who does it every day, Absolutely not. But
to never do it, that's crazy. It's pretty eye opening. And I was playing it up like, yeah, the man wants you to you called FLOSSI a pyramid scheme. That's what they was like, Yeah, you're right. He got so mad about it anyways, it's one on one point three katww I found a cult. Anybody listening who doesn't worry odorant colt you still do that thing where you just spray vodka and you're underarms. I know you're doing that for a while. Listen, have you been able to smell me?
Like I'm too? Actively came in. I was like something stinks and I sniffed you and it wasn't It wasn't mean thank you, Shaggy. Anyone listening who can't change a car tire? I know how to in theory. What does that mean? Like, I know the logistics. I've just never been in a situation where I've had to do it. But like, would you be able to get down, crank your car up and take the wheelong?
Actually I don't think I would, actually because one a couple of years ago, I took my mom, Jake and I we took her to Treasure Island to see the Beach Boys classes. It's so sick. It was honestly one of the sickest shows ever, like all there like and Little Saint Nick. It was amazing, But on the way back, it's snowing. It was like horrible weather. The snow to Jake was out there for like an
hour. I could be like it was crazy because it was frozen. Like his hands are literally and he can change them in a regulars because he's like a man, actually a man man, a man's man. Okay. Anyway, So anyone listening who doesn't word yodorant, can't change a car tire or has an incredible life hack. My mom is the queen of sending me hacks. This could be anything. It could be anything from like a gardening hack
to maybe a health hack. She just showed me today that if you want your avocado to stay like when you cut it in half, yeah, you store it with an onion and a container and it'll keep it from browning. Not worth it. I like the avocado. Just take on the gross taste of the onion. Yeah. I don't want my avocado to be neighbors with onions. That's not but that keeps it being brown. I'd rather you the
brown. Nope, rather, it's not anything you okay, all right, So if you fall into any of these categories, we'd love to talk to. You can call us right now. Sixty five one nine eight nine KTWB again sixty five one nine eight nine ktw B. You don't wear the odorant, can't change a car tire, but maybe have an incredible life pack. Well you would love to talk to you, and don't worry. Your keyword for one thousand dollars is next oh one on one point three katiewbu with found
and cold. Anybody listening who doesn't wear theodorant? I tried, I well, I didn't try to not wear you own and I tried to do like the natural and I use like a couple of brands that gave me rashes. Yeah, then I like just tried everything I used, like even the one that I found that worked for a little bit. Eventually my stink caught up to me. Have you got that Indiana stank? You know what I mean? Runs in my bain the lineage, That's what it is for sure.
Okay, So anyone listening who does it wordy odor it can't change a car tire, or has an incredible life pack? Which one are you? Tek man? We were showing a hard boiled egg. Use a spoon. Just break out the flat in and use this spoon like you would like carve out any other kind of like keiwek the time you have an egg. For some reason, I don't believe you. I want to. I don't that because he wants me to go home, get a hard boiled egg and just be
like, oh, this doesn't work at all. Just have to open the horrible way you normally do. Why do we do that to you? What's your name? Oh? You can't trust? Is that? I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, all right, think I'm gonna try that out. I appreciate it, thanks, act I KDWB. What's your name? Toes? I'm just checking in on y'all. I got some packs for you, all right, Toes? All right? Number one Live pack. It is the
oxygenization of the air that turns the avocado brown. And if you want to keep the green, you put it in the bottom whatever you're storing you're in, and you put a thin layer of water over the top. I don't believe any of these. This sounds like a lie too, sounds like everyone So you're a liar, and I don't want to talk to you anymore. I swear it on my left hoe. You don't even have your left toe. You got me there second. That's that's a very honest true. That's
that's very true, the sous chef for Mexican cuisine in California. Well, now I know you're lying, all right, all right, So it was hold on. It's like I'm gonna play on hold one second. Hi, Katie b B. What's your name? Hi? My name is Lindsay, Lindsy. Which category do you fall into? I have a life hack.
This is great weriting so many great life hacks with yours. Yeah, So in the shower, instead of like tucking your towel in underneath you, you gotta roll it down, I'm sorry, pop roll it over down, yeah, like two or three times, and then it won't fall down like you could jump up and down. I will say so for you, it'd probably be around your waist. It probably unless you put it up over your boobies.
I don't know. Oh yeah no, I put it up over my boobies and it that'd be weird if you, I mean, what's the point almost of that? Like you might as well just not even have anything mean exactly. I mean, I thought for a man, I thought on TikTok, and it was a man that did it. So he did it lower. But I tried it up around my boobies and it works. Men are so smart. Yeah, thanks for thanks for that. Yeah, Hey katw B, which category do you fall into? I don't wear the odor d
Yeah start how long ago did you stop wearing it? Within the last year, I stopped wearing it. I don't shave my armpits and armpit here is a natural like I don't know, like it makes you sweat less. Yeah, I don't sweat as much, and so I just I hate all the extra chemicals, so I just stopped wearing the other I get you with the chemicals, but for me, I have hairy armpits and I'm just it's basically like a waterfall all day long. God. No, definitely don't sound as
much. I do notice that if I do shave my arm pits, I sweat so much more. So let me ask you this, do you cause there's this used to be a train a couple of years ago. Do you die your armpit hair? Definitely not. And also I'm a redhead. I'm a super nigger and you can't see my arm pet hair either, so I mean maybe that's not as big of everything on my body is dark from top to bottom south there is no hiding it be able to see your arm, pay hair from a mile away that things. Yeah, I don't shave anything
anymore. You can't really see the hair on my body anyways. Oh, you're saving so much electricity in the in the wintertime, you're just all warm and fundle those. Yeah. My husband typically is like, what's going on? At least is supportive. I guess does he ever braid your arm? Put hair? Okay? Cold? All right, well, thank you, thank you for the honesty and we appreciate you. You do you, thank
you. Balan and Colts on one on one point three, Katie w B. Yesterday they announced and we talked about the big summer kickoff cruise we're doing on the Saint Croix June eleven. So very quickly we're filling that boat. And the reason why people are so desperate to get on the boat not because we're on it. We will be, but that's not the reason why. It's because I didn't ask any questions when our boss said shine Down will be
on the boat. Didn't ask any questions. Make it happen. But if you would like to play a little game with us right now to win tickets, call six five to one at nine eight nine, katiew B we'll give those passes away when we come back. Humpin's gotta hold on me lately, No, I don't know myself and feels like the water hog holes in them and the devil's knocking and my dog whoa out of my mind? How many
times did I tell you I'm no good at beginning alone. It's taking a toll on me, trying my best toogie from tipping the skin all my bones. Don't you know? Down down to Brown? You know en that you let you Down't let you down? Against you? Where it see what against? Every six h We are doing the KDWB Summer Cruise, and here's what's going on. Shine Down's pulling up. We can get you on the boat if you can beat fallon in the badly described movie game, good luck.
I'm super good at it. Now. We got Carol on the phone. If you know the movie you ring in with your name first person to two wins? Is that cool? I've done a lot of context. People shouldn't win place still love me swamp? Alright? Alright, so here we go. High school. One's a loser, one is popular, common goal, unlikely friends coming of age, even though it's not. Oh nope, nope, and remember to ring in with your name, even though it's not a
coming of age older than they should be. Drugs funny, one has abs, one does not ones fit the others. Yeah, yep yeap Balance twenty one Jump Street, Okay, here you go, horrible basically beast reality balance a Nope, okay, I don't know which version of air Bud you were watching. No not whit, No, not whit Okay, unlikely story. His intentions are awful, but then they turn out not to be. She is incredibly understanding, almost too understanding. He harry, but then he is
something he isn't on the inside. The outside is Carol, You're so close. The outside is ugly, but within he is someone else. She is held captive. Carol Welf No allan Beauty and the Beast. Yeah listen, Carol, you know we're gonna give you the tickets anyway. But I couldn't do it any longer. I was holding back. I was honestly, you were on a werewolf path, you were not on a beast path. Take no more, right. I loved it, Carol. You're gonna be on
our summer kickoff cruise. We'll see you on June eleventh with shine down. Great, great, thank you so much. Ready for so many things happening, so many things happening. It was all right. We got to quickly move on because we got to get to Taylor Swift. We have three names left. We didn't get our two o'clock names. I'm not salty about it yesterday name. But we're gonna call just three more names, just three more possibilities to get in to qualify. You can still become a verified fan quickly
TDWB dot com. But we're gonna come back and at three twenty we're going to read another name. If that is your name, you have ten minutes and thirteen seconds to call us back for your chance to win tickets to see Taylor on the last off the Arastor in India November. And we did have some requests. People wanted to hear you singing Taylor again when you went to so if you missed it. When Taylor was in the Twin Cities, Fallon was there and she went live and she thought she was doing everybody a favor
during Cruel Summer, I was let go to see this big song. So everyone taps into Fallon's video in this it's goods worse. It's just unfortunate. Normally when people go to concert, it's like if it's like me, three people watch it. But you there's like hundreds of thousands on this on this lie, I was nearly I was. In my defense, that was nice too. My voice was nearly gone. It's the only reason it sounded about rock. No, it's not Cisco. You can sound just like that if
you win. All right, let's do this. Let's do this. Let's get a KDWE qualifier. The good news is you're gonna get all three vinyls. If you do qualify, you get the Tortured Poet's Department on Phantom Clear vinyl nineteen eighty nine, Taylor's version on Crystal Sky Blue, and Speak Now Taylor's version on Orchid Marbleder vinyl. This is how it goes. We're trying to get someone to the last top of the aristour in Indianapolis in November. So the first step you did is you went to KDWB dot com. Now
you just listen for your names, and here we go. Our winner this hour is Daria Tenenbaum d A r Ya Daria Tenenbaum from Golden Valley. Daria tenenbaumb or if you know Daria, let's be like, oh, this is your time. You got a call, This is your chance to shine. Call in now six five one nine eight nine five three nine two. You're ten minutes and thirteen seconds. Start now. Today's trending with Felon and Colt on one on one point three KDWB. So a lot of people were wondering
out about this. After missing out on russell Mania, Minneapolis was given a major consolation prize by WWE after being named the host for the Summer Slam twenty twenty six o SNAW. They confirmed US Bank Stadium will host the two night Stravaganza Saturday and Sunday, August first and second, twenty twenty six. So if you're a wrestling fan, I'm sure that's very exciting news. Are people freaking out right now? Guaranteed guaranteed, So one of the best solo vacations.
I'm looking at some of these, I'm like, oh, it's these are the best solo vacations if you're rich. God, none of these are like go to Duluth by yourself. According to smartertravel dot Com, solo vacations are on the rise. More people are doing that, so it's like some adventurous me time. So here are some of the top things. They suggested. Taking a walking tour of the coastal Madeira region of Portugal. Take a tour of Moa and the Sahara Desert, camp out in Utah's national parks.
That one's maybe do all it sounds okay. Visit the taj Mahal in India, hike to the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro. Visit Ireland and state then want to hike to the summit of Mount Kilimajaro. I would be exhausted on the bus to the base of Milon. And I mean, listen, you gotta make sure you're not lonely, because that's a lot of you go into India by yourself. You got a lot of a loan time just to sit there and think about your thoughts and just be by yourself. What's the service like
on Kilimanjaro? You know what I mean? Like, am I gonna be able to share what's happening? I want to vlog and let everyone know the actual service, Like this is gonna be like a sandals, like all inclusive. Can I order a burger to my room at two am. But if they're like, oh, we only have granola bars pass, why earth would I go there? I'm by myself. I'm gonna bing you. You don't have an omelet bar. You sucks two stars as two people who will never
be physically fit enough to even go to a base campfare. We'll just keep judging. Yeah, that's fine, that's not it's not a big deal. That is your trending, by the way, that is brought to you by Nicola La at Nicola la dot com. We're still looking for our Taylor winner. What do you have now? I don't know. Oh, somebody is calling at this moment. Could be I'll give you, I'll give this away, could be her, could could be or it could be a do you
say tim this hour we'll find out. Fallon and Colts one oh one point three KTWB time for the after school pop quiz. Someone called him and to go. They said you doing concert tickets? Had no idea. I was like, not yet, but we were gonna do them now. So we have our summer kickoff cruise we just announced with Shine Down performing at the bot. See you're like doing a cool cruise on the Saint Croix. Not to
mention you get a performance from Shine Down, which is pretty cool. We'll ask you some trivia questions and if you want to play now you can call six five, one, nine, eight nine KTWB After School Pop Quiz on kd WB. We have Mac from St. Paul playing Tim in Apple Valley. We ask you trivia questions. If you know the answer, your chiming with your name. The first of two wins, and you're playing for tickets, like really cool tickets to be on our summer kickoff cruise with Shine Down.
So you guys ready, Yeah, all right? Question number one, what is the process by which water changes from a liquid to a gas called Mac? Yes? Max? Is that photos? It is not? I'm sorry it is. Did you know what did you make a guest? Tim? No, it's co operation? All right, operation okay. Question number two. If you have three apples and you buy four more, how many do you have in total? Yes? Max? Three? It feels like a tick. Question is it seven? It is seven? Good job Mac?
Okay. Question number three, what is the past tents of the verb go? The past tense of the of the word. It's like a the verb go g o. What's the past tense of that Mac, Yes, Mac, when Yeah, Mac, I don't think I would have gotten that ten. Thank you for trying, Mac. You just won a pair of tickets on our summer kickoff cruise. It's going down the Saint Croix on June eleventh with Shine Down performing awesome. Thank you so much, And you can
also try to win one thousand dollars. Try to pay your bills. We got a grand with the key word coming up after Joe end up beginning. We have some not so suburban breaking news, do we I don't have any news they get They did trap the beavers in my neighborhood, and oh they finally got that. Yeah, the beams are out where. I don't know why you licked your lips. I don't I don't know why you What do they do with the mevers? You trap them and then what do you do?
I'm gonna be one hundred percent honest with you. In my mind, they release them into a safe spot. I don't know what they do, and I don't want to know. I don't want to know if it's not like a happy ending. And does your hoa charge you for that? They're like no, because you do dues to an hoa you pay dues into an HOA so that if things like this come up, there's already money in the like do you think anybody in your ha is funneling money into their own pockets?
No, but they We did get a new HOA company, and a like majority of people didn't pay their fees because they didn't realize it, I think, and so like they're like, hey, guys, literally like forty people our neighborhood haven't paid as like everyone or like, and we were one of the you that had. You know, we're much better than everyone else. I was participating in No mo may. A lot of neighborhoods don't like that, A lot of neighborhoods, including my neighborhood. But I don't have
an HOA, so it's a little confusing. But I ordered, for the first time in my life an electric lawnmower shows up. Yeah. First of all, if you order an electric lawnmower, it should come with a battery. Okay, I just bought the lawnmower battery sold separately, hilarious, So I'm ordering this battery. That makes so I got it for like three dollars.
Battery not included. Yeah, charge, you're not included. Yeah, so I order the battery and then I'm like, wait a minute, this doesn't come with the chargers and I had to order a charger, so and then Amazon was on a delay. So anyways, my lawn has been horrible, and the last thing I want to do is ask for a favor from one of my neighbors to borrow their lawnmower. Not doing that. There's this really nice elderly lady across the street. Yeah, I don't know if she's
nice after this, I don't think she is. You just said this is really nice elderly lady, and then you backtracked immediately. What did you do? So she came to my house about two days ago and she was like, your lawn's getting a little long. And I was like, okay, yeah, I'm waiting for the lawnmower. And she's like, you know, I've been in this neighborhood for about twenty years and we try to keep everything
nice and tight and clean. And then in the summertime and then you moved in, and then I was like, okay, well, maybe she's just having a bad day whatever. And then the neighbor directly like right next to me, they also said, hey, last year, we bought this house, and I was like, cool, why'd you buy? We love the area, and we noticed everybody in this neighborhood keeps everything nice and tidy until you moved in. And then I'm like, oh, so that's another subtle
hit that the trash is here. Yeah, someone moved in in February and they're the worst. Yeah, that's you. Absolutely, I thought you're you know, honestly, this update is so lame. I thought it was going to be the one that your wife posts today, which is that your albino squirrel is back. And that's the only update I care about. We do have an albino squirrel name what is his name? Yo Yetie yeah, Yetti, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Yedi Yeti's back in the neighborhood.
I don't know if you've ever seen an albino squirrel, but I'm one of the Mall of America, of all places, one day and it looked my first time and I was like, oh, it's anyone else seeing this. I was freaking out. Just a rogue albino at the Mall of America. We love it. We love those albino squirrels. What up to you represent? I'm going to mow your lawn probably this weekend. Hopefully I got cans. We're running out of time. You have so much time. Maybe I
can't hear you going through a tunnel, your worst neighbor. I'll get back to you. On that one with Katie w B one oh one point three katiew with Fallon and colt Our next katiewb name will be announced at four twenty, so just twenty minutes away from that. We only have two names left to call or John a grand prize winner tomorrow on this show. As a matter of fact, so very exciting. We're doing that three ten tomorrow, draw the grand prize winner. You could be the big winner. You could
be, but you have to get your name. You have to hear your name first. You have two more chances. Uh So we're new normal or nope when we come back, and I'm going to kick it off with something I found my husband doing in bed last night. WHOA. It is disturbing and I was like, is this normal? Nope, Nope, we'll do that when we come back. Katiew B. What's normal for Nope? On one on one point three JDWB. Okay, let me kick this off with like last night, Jake and I always go to bed at the same time.
Do you and Jen go to bed at the same time? Yeah, about ten o'clock. We're like a between nine and ten. And Jake early on was like, we should always go to beout the same time. I know a lot of couples don't. We do. But because he goes to bed, he'll always like, let's go to bed, I'm so tired. And then he watches like a movie or something on his phone, and I'm always like, what, I do the same thing. It's so weird to me. I'm like, I, when I go to bed, I put
my phone down because I know how bad that is for you. Like I'll scroll the whole time before in the living room. But it is interesting Jake does that because he has the breathe rice strips and all that. Oh my god, his whole routine. Yeah. So last night I'm like, hey, blah blah blah. I'm saying something to him, and he's like what aka. He has air pods and I didn't know it. He takes them out and he answers my question, and then I sit there for a minute
and then I think of something else I want to say. So I say it, and it's like what And I go, what are you watching? And he goes Schindler's List? I go, who watches Schindler's List in bed before they go to sleep? Okay? Can I can I tell you what I'm watching? No, I want you to answer this question. I go, what is wrong with you? And he starts like dying laughing. He's like, it's a really powerful movie. I said, yeah, I know, Jake, but why would that be ever something you would choose before you
go to sleep? He goes, I don't know. It's not my first time watching. I've watched it so many times. I was like, what's next? I go, you can tomorrow I watch The Passion of the Christ before you go to bed? What is happening? This is so bizarre. I think this is normal because last night I watched a World War two documentary, not Flakes, a new one that they just put up maybe a couple months ago now, And that's what I want. Trying to watch something so
intense and dark for bed. I'm gonna give you anxiety of bad dream probably, but the narrator's voice is just so like powerful and demanding. And when we stormed the beaches and it just puts you to bad. Didn't hire you? That is your best example of a good, powerful, demanding voice. Yeah, oh rough, But one other thing I would like to throw out there. He usually will watch movies with his freaking screen at full brightness,
and it'll be like these flashing lights because there are always war movies. I'm like, you turn your blank and brightness down. I feel like I'm in the middle of a thunderstorm. He's like, and he rolls over Strobel like Schindler's List, My goodness of all the movies to go to sleep too. That's a big old normal for me. No, that's a normal for sure. Okay normal and Nope. I like eating Kiwi's with the skin on. It has a tart tang to it that night offsets the sweetness of the fruit
plus more fiber. Nope, Yeah, you belong in prison. Cheez something. Oh no, something's going on, nothing in between, just just prison. Normal or nope. Brushing your teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, going doesn't matter one or two. Like, someone has asked this before, and a lot of people say that they do it in the shower or on the toilet because it saves time, But I think we can agree that Nope, because it's kind of yup. Yeah, that's enough. Give the shower a
pass more than sitting on the toilet. The showers all right, because I guess you could spit in like, you know, just everything you can do while standing up, brushing your teeth, just handle it in the shower. But I don't know if you're saving time or if it's just like a weird thing you like doing. Yeah, I think that's a note, then normal or Nope. Everything that one coworker you don't care for does is annoying.
Af clicking a pin, rotating in their chair, breathing annoying. Yes, normal, normal, normal, Like all of a sudden, the way they eat anything, the way they type, the way they like contribute to conversation. I'm like, oh, how have you gotten through life talking like that? Man? I don't like the way you're looking at me while you're saying those things. Welllet' say I have to make eye contact with you, because you're a cross from me. You're the most annoying person I've ever read.
A normal or note being a very fast and competent typer until someone points it out as a company of admin. I'm pretty good at like touch type and type quite a few words a minute, but when someone points it out, it turns to crap. Yeah, this happened to me a couple days ago. Rich came into the studio and I was just trying to type in Gmail for some reason. I just couldn't do it, like, and then Google populated Did you mean Yahoo? Nope, that's how off I was. Oh
God, it's so awesome. So much pressure back with more normal or note. Also, our next tailor name comes up in about eight it's on one on one point three kd WB what normal or nope? On one one three kd w B all right, normal or nope? Going barefoot in the Sana and Jim locker room, oh ah, they said. I think it's disgusting and freaks me out. But it seems like ninety percent of my fellow Jim patrons like getting athletes. But that's not normal at all. In fact,
I think just locker rooms in general is not normal. Have you ever do you like when you go to the gym when you're pilateing, do you shower afterwards or do you just go home? You go home, there's no shower at the plates place. I'd rather be sweaty all day at work. Ben shower, you don't really sweat at. Pilates a lot, like a little bit of browse sweat maybe, but it's not a ton of sweating. I have to be honest with you. I don't go to like a normal gym.
But in the past, when I like would go to Lifetime more off, then I didn't have like sandals or anything. So I was like, well, what do I do when I go to the shower? You didn't just get any go to cub it's right there. I was like, I'm getting the shower, I'm cleaning my feet. CUB has those like three dollars beach sandals. For some reason, you're just chilling. You're supposed to have them. Yeah. Every time I'd get there like, oh I forgot them
again. I forgot this was a thing. That's how you got hemorrhoids. I'm calling it right now. Oh was I scooped my butt on the way over? I get places now I drag my butt like a dog. Somehow it was linked sick. So I would think, yeah, I think that that person is correct, that it's a Nope, that is not normal.
Nope, nope, nope, normal or nope. Keeping track of which jeans you've worn and planned to wear during the work week, creating a pants rotation until you watch them, because heaven forbid a coworker, Notice you're wearing the same thing two days straight. I used to care about that. Now at some point you're gonna look at me and realized I've been wearing the same pants for five days in a row and maybe even the same shirt, and I don't care. And I'm glad you do because now I'm like, whatever,
Yeah, I'll just do the same thing. And also, I think Mark Zuckerberg probably is like an alien or something, but he does one thing right, and that thing is he just says he wears the same thing every single day because he doesn't have to spend time deciding on what he's gonna wear. And I like that, Yeah, you just choose one, like you're an avatar. He's basically just a not real person already, so I know, yeah, I don't there's human emotion attached to that. Like sometimes I wake
up and I'm like, I'm blowdy today. I want to last waste. I could be like, oh, I have to wear jeans because it's my uniform. Bo humbug. I don't know why I'm saying bhambug like I'm this screwit now that is normal? Or nope? Are you ready for it? Get it? Oh? I got it? I ready for it. I got it. There's two names left, and tomorrow we announced our grand prize winner. That person will go see Taylor on the last stop of her Aras
tour in Indianapolis November. And look, you've been disappointing today. I'm gonna be honest with you. Not you, but other people little disappointed. You could just call in than the ten minutes and thirteen seconds you could get qualified, but that hasn't happened last two times. So we need a winner right now we do. Okay, our winner this hour is Alexis Stark from Saint
Michael. Alexis, if you call back in within ten minutes in thirteen seconds, you are First of all, you're qualified for the big trip, which is the big thing. We send you in a friend to Indianapolis. But you're also getting all three vinyls, so the Tortured Post Department on Phantom Clear Vinyl nineteen eighty nine, Tailor's version on Crystal Sky Blue vinyl and speak now
Taylor's version on the Orchid Marbled Vinyl. So here we go. Alexis Stark from Saint Maul of Saint Paul, Jesus, not that at Saint Michael. Alexis Stark. Let's shout that again from Saint Michael. Call now sixty five to one nine eight nine five three nine two. You're ten minutes and thirteen seconds start now. I'm gonna say the name one more time. If you know Alexis Stark from Saint Michael, We'll be like, hey, call KATWB. It's the pop culture Minute with Sellon and cold On one on one point
three, kd W B sid t Bovo, Lasik and Lens. We did not hear from our four to twenty collar yet she has like three minutes left
at this point, so good luck. Selen Dion has the new documentary coming out called I Am Selen Dion. It's an Amazon Prime documentary following her, and the trailer dropped today and it featured several heartbreaking scenes, including one where she opens up about not being able to perform anymore due to her battle with stiff person syndrome, which is something I don't think any of us even heard of until she talked about it, but it is a real thing. She
says, she misses connecting with her audience. She said it's not hard for her to perform a sold out stadium, but it's definitely hard to cancel on one. So she just just I mean, I get it. I can't even imagine what she's going through. That's I know. We My wife's a huge fan, just like everybody is. She was like really excited about the
tour and all that. So so after what happened at the recent press tour, Netflix has banned any questions surrounding Jennifer Lopez and Ben Afflack because someone's like, how are things with you and Ben? And her her co star seeming le Leu, I believe how you say his name? He goes, he's like inappropriate, and she just kind of sits there quietly, and then she goes, you know better than that. And I think it's because they told
them before they went in, don't bring this up. And then there's always one person because those things are so stressful too, especially if you're novice and you're like, I'm going to be interviewing Jennifer Lopez and all these other people and then you ask a question you're not supposed to. That's some feel like how embarrassing. That's like your one question you got to ask, and that's
what you asked her. You know she's not going to answer it, like it's going to be some fluff answer, even if there is trouble in Paradise.
Absolutely. Cassie officially released a statement after the video surveillance came out, the footage of Ditty assaulting her, and so she released a statement on that thanking people for their support, showing her support to victims of domestic violence, suggesting people should believe people the victims the first time, because a lot of people doubted her and thought it was a money grab when she sued him. And yeah, so that is your pop culture minute, brought to you by
Ovo Lasik and Lens. We're gonna come back. We have Twins tickets to give away. It's like NonStop prizes on this show, honestly, but we are gonna do Twins tickets. You can watch Fallin throughout the first pick oh this Saturday. That's what the tickets are for. If you want to get tickets, by the way to Twins games and save twenty percent. I have a code fallon FA L E N twenty and that's for any regular season game
aside from like theme nights, but you should use that. And they're kicking off six one two Saturday, so lots of discounts on food and beer. But we'll have tickets for that when we come back on KDWB Salin and Cult one on one point three kd WB. Sorry, I was just literally shoving back. What are these called perrero or chero whatever they're called. Those chocolate nougats. They sound really fancy. They sound healthy when you say it like that. Yeah, they're not, but I was like, oh delicious.
So anyway, this Saturday Twins game going down, I'm throwing out the first pitch. We'd love for you to come and join us. We have a pair of tickets right now. We're gonna play games. We need two people on the phone at six five one nine eight nine Katie w B. It's the kind of thing where you go back and forth. We'll get a category like, let's give an example. Round dog breeds Okay, Corgio German Shepherd, Minnie, Australian Poodle lab, Golden Doodle, Golden Retriever doodle Chihuahua Dalmatian
already said that bascet hound one boom. That's how it works. Good luck, Salon and cult On one oh one point three, Katie w B. We have Twins tickets to give away. Uh, this Saturday is the game. I'm throwing out the first pitch. We love to see you there. We're gonna have another pair tomorrow, our final pair. Right now, we have Brent and Alita on the phone to compete. So we're gonna give you a category and you have to go back and forth naming items from that category.
Are you ready go? Beer? Peanuts, hot dog? Uh? Dugouts a baseball, home plate, baseball bat uh, baseball players, referee umphire, jersey soda I and field hot dog. I already said hot dog. Ah, I'm actually impressed with how far are you guys? What? Alita, thank you for trying. Brent, You're going to the Twins game this Saturday. Congratulations, Thank you so much. Shame Stalin and cults On one oh one point three k d WB. So we typically on the show
were like, I'll laugh he laughing. Someone someone might say we're too giggly you and I Yeah, I can see that. But friends, that's what happens best friends. You just laugh even know if you're laughing at it. But both cults and I have interesting relationships with our parents, and I would
say mine is more normal than yours. Probably cult probably, But like, so my parents split when I was like I don't know two, then they kept like getting back together on and off, and then they like finally finally separated, like oh wow, serious music and finally somebody was like in third grade. But my dad has always been like the kind of dad that like, if I needed, like desperately needed money for shoes, he would like
probably help me out. This music actually makes me feel uncomfortable because it makes me feel like it's a joke. And so I actually hate this views you do, I do go back to the club. Maybe, I don't know. Does this feels weird? Talk over that? If there was like better said, but it feels weird just to talk, Okay, hold on. I just have this weird relationship with my dad, and I think people think that I'm really heartless because like he called me for my birthday and I was
on a trip. I didn't want to talk to him, and I haven't. I didn't call him back until yesterday, and I thought about that call on your birthday, I was like a month and a half ago, and I so I constantly deal with this. So my dad was like, he's a very self involved human who has in his entire life never gone out of his way for me. He's never come to anything important of mine. He's never heard Like I've done two interviews recently with like publications and they're like,
your dad's never heard you on the radio. I'm like, no, my dad's literally never heard me on the radio. I give him a pass because I'm not on like FM dial there and he doesn't have a smartphone. But like, he just he's just one of those people that like never puts an effort. And this is going to sound bad, but he's always depressed. He has been depressed my entire life. And it gets to a point where like I feel like such a bad person, but I feel like I have
no empathy left, Like the empathy is gone. When I talk to him and he's down and he's like not feeling great and stuff, I don't even feel sad. I literally want to get off the phone and not talk to him. So I actively avoid calling him so that I don't have my whole mood brought down by talking to him, and he like doesn't. He'll like, how are you, and then he quickly TRANSI transitions into how miserable he is. And I could see that because you call and it's like you want
to share the important things going on in your life. I get some validation. I don't even do. I don't share anything if I'm getting married. I think when I'm married, Jake, I told him like a week before the wedding because I knew he wouldn't come, so he he kind of uses you as like a dump and then you feel exhausted afterwards, and you're just like, I don't want to kind of it's so bizarre, and so I love him so much, but I then feel guilty because people are always like,
talk to your parents while they're here. You'll regret it if you don't. And I go back and forth, yeah, because he kind of like I feel like he's just like it's hard to explain him to people, and it just really but yesterday I was so bummed after talking to him, and I'm like, and I felt guilty for not overly asking him more because he said he didn't feel well, and I could tell he didn't feel well, and I didn't even ask him questions because I just I just wanted to get
off the phone. And it made me feel guilty for like the rest of the day that that is how my relationship is with him. But it's not your fault, you know that, right? Well, No, but I am an adult now, you know what I mean. When I was a kid, yeah, not my responsibility. But now that I'm an adult, I think that, like, sometimes you can just acknowledge people are the way
they are and you have to like I don't know. I thought I would understand and get my mom's perspective a little more of like why she was so terrible, but it only enraged me because it's like, how could you even do some of the things you? Like, I would never do that to this little human being. As an adult, I do understand that there is a trauma cycle and she dealt with a bunch of stuff when she was a kid. She didn't get it fixed, so it just all came down on
us. Yeah, but it still isn't up to you or I don't think you should feel guilty because of the way your relationship is, because yeah, it's not your job to establish that you gotta have empathy for him as just a human being. But I don't think I try to. But when I tell you, I am so like numb, there is no like. I don't even feel I feel mad. I get sat mad at myself, but I don't feel overly bad for him. It's like shut off. It is bizarre. It is like completely gone. I don't know, I get it.
I mean, I haven't seen my mom. I've seen her once the last five years. Yeah, so like I don't and see you and I have very different I would say very different relationships. Obviously, I don't know. But I also like, I have a therapist. I talked to her, but I only talked to her about work stuff. I never even talked her about families. I have so much work stuff that I talk to a therapist about. I don't even get to my family. Maybe my next session
I should focus on my dad. You could focus on your dad. But I think you do have a lot of healthy relationships around you, and I know having Jake in your life, your husband, the most the best thing that ever happened to me. I always say that people think I say all of them like all of us here because I got the best thing that ever
happen to meet Jake. And here you go. Any if I had Jake in my life, I want to regret it a day either because let me tell you, you think he's good on the top half that you see, imagine what he's doing. I think everyone uncomfortable. By the way, it's Thursday before Memorial Day weekend. Maybe I should have just like tell a fart joke or something. That is what I'm better at usually. Well, one
of the cool things about us is I feel like we're real. And if you're just laughing all the time, it's not normal to be positive all the time unless you're like a psycho. So that's true. Sometimes you gotta say what you're really feeling. And you did that and yeah, let's send your dad out. I don't know how to react to ourselves doing it speechless. It's a throwback, throw down, throw down, throwback throwtown to the old school kd W. We each pick a throwback song and then you decide on
the one we play. Also, just a reminder, we are nineteen minutes away from our final Taylor Swift name we will be announcing. Okay, so this is the song that I picked this week for my throwback song solid Now it's a super staff never get told and could picked this one? Well, I'm stuck between two right now? Can you choose one or two? No? No too well? So okay, no not that, Look I choose this one. This is this is the official one? Is the Billy Ray
version? Yeah? Elly? How come? All right? You decided the song we play in full first of three votes. Wins at six five to one at nine eight nine and Katie w B. It's the throwback pro down throwback thrown take you back to the old school. Kat w B. Each picked the throwback song. You vote and decide on the one we play the first of three votes. When's this is the song I chose this week? Ready now it's super stap after live testing on the radio. This is the
song cult pick this week. It's bottom. My favorite part is a Billy Ray park Dude. When I tell you this first came out, I was at Wild Bills dropped that Friday. The place went crazy. Yeah, I'm sure it did crazy. All right? You decide on the song we play. Katie w B. Who you're voting for a film theater boy for sure? Yeah, your song wasn't even that old. It isn't well, I get you're not wrong. I guess only like five years. It's like a
mini throwback. But all right, I respected skator boys. Dope. Okay, bye bye, hello, katwb Who are you voting for? I called them voting for? Are you which song? Just kidding? It's okay? Thank you? Got him? Hi? Ktw B. Who you're voting for? I'm gonna go with Ballon? Oh? Yes, thank you so much. What's your name? My name is Grace, Thanks, Grace, You're welcome. Dang, hey, Katie, don't have to be Who are you voting for? I voted to fall a skater boy? Please? Wait?
What did you say? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. What'd you say? You heard her? Yes you did? No? Nice? Try? All right? What's your name? My name is Brittany Brandy. Guess what we're playing? Skater boys hourly? Thank you? He was today? I want you and need you? Oh god, h needs oh good fly? Do you know what's three? Five hundred dollars? What's that one? Three? Katieww with Found and Colts, Yes, Nose Bleed Seats and Indie for
Taylor Swift's show it's so crazy. The shows in like Europe are crazy cheaper than the US because they a lot of the places have laws that you are not allowed to sell resale tickets for more than the face value. Like Sweden, ticket people are gonna go into the show for like less than one hundred dollars. Yeah. One of my friends was like, I was thinking about buying because the tickets too sweeten in the stay is cheaper than going any US.
But I just saw that Ticketmaster and like Live Nation, there's like a thing right now, a bill being passed. Yeah, it's like the Taylor Swift bill because of what happened. It's like so chaotic. Yeah, but good news is we actually have tickets fall free. Here we go. This is a final name because tomorrow during our show at three ten, we're gonna call the grand prize winner and we've had yeah, no winners today, so
we actually need your help. I'm not saying stalk this person on Instagram, but if you know, if you know this person, reach out to them and tell tell them to call us. They're gonna get all three vinyls. The Tortured Post Department on Phantom Clear Vinyl nineteen eighty nine. Taylor's version on Crystal Sky's Blue vinyl and speak now Taylor's version on Orchid Marbled vinyl just for qualifying. And then this person waits the shortest amount of time to find out
if they won the trip. Other people won three weeks ago, and they're like, all right, let's get chew it already. So here we go. Our winner this hour is Ka Lee from Minneapolis. So Ka l Ee, Ka Lee from Minneapolis. If you know Kap, be like, hey Kyle, you better call kdw B six' five one nine nine five three nine to two. Your ten minutes and thirteen seconds starts now call Lee in
Minneapolis. Good luck not ally enjoy this song. Today's trending with Felon and Cold on one on one three Katie w B. Brought to you by nikolay Laud dot com. So after missing out on WrestleMania, Minneapolis got a major consolation prize. Wwe said that we're going to be the host for Summer Slam twenty twenty six. So they announced that it'll be a US Bank Stadium, a two night extravaganza August first and second, twenty twenty six. Represent that's
gonna be crazy. I know, I obviously not a big WWE person, but I even I understand how big it is. So that's pretty cool. I feel like the Rock has made it. That's WWE. Yeah. I mean I don't watch it either, but that's well, yes, WWF. Isn't that something too? Are those two different things? That's something you gotta
ask my dad or something. I don't know anyway. I well, I was like, I feel like I've seen the Rock posting because I think I follow him, So I see him posting somebody who's gonna egg your house? Right now? They're like, you don't know the difference listen and you probably don't know the difference between some Taylor Swift songs. I'm not going to egg your house. But it's like, you know, it's cool, it's whatever.
But that's pretty cool for Minneapolis. I don't know if you saw a lot of the like star treating everything and they've posted, they posted or painted a big go Wolves yeah on the street downtown. So that's pretty exciting. My brother in law met Charles Barkley today just out and about so jealous something. It's so my brother in law because he's like one of those people that he's just chill. He's like walks. Oh, hey, Charles Barkley got a picture with him? Okay, We're like, his accounts private. I
can't even share it to brag about it. Oh and he's got a private account. People with private accounts are so cool. Oh yeah, you know, like, I'm so uncol I could never probably, like, I'm just begging for people to come see my my account. I've even been like, oh, should I private it so people have to follow me? He's like nope. Maybe that's why all the good stuff happens to him though, Yeah, maybe because he's just such a cool, positive person and he's got great
hair. You're obsessed with them. You got to move on, You got to move on. Okay. So this is interesting and new study says daily marijuana used by adults in the US is now more common than daily drinking. Alcohol is still more widely used, but started in starting in twenty twenty two, and estimated seventeen point seven million people use marijuana daily or near daily, compared to fourteen point seven million daily or near daily drinkers. There's fourteen million
people out there who drink day daily. Yeah, so what is it like if you only have one or two glasses? Is that still of like wine? Is that? Are you still I'm not your doctor, I'm not asking questions. I don't care what you're up to cold. No, I'm not saying I'm up to it, but I'm just wondering, is that your friend? Are people out there? Do you drink every day? Five? Three nine too one? Can you tell? I'm not judging, I'm just well RK because you're like so taken aback by like at what point? At what
point are you? You know? I think if you can't go a day without drinking, then that's what it is. I have to look into yeah, like evaluating like is this an actual problem then probably? But I don't know. I guess so. And I'm still confused about the laws in Minnesota. Is it legal? Is it not legal? For what? In marijuana? To it? Like a small amount, very small amount? What does
that even mean? It means you can't have like a trunk full and like and you can't And it's the same as like you can't be smoking and driving, the same as you can't get drinking and driving. If you got pulled over and you were smoking, you would get in trouble. I feel very educated, thank you for this. You just keep staring at me like you're looking for me to like approve you doing it or something. But I don't have smoked like thirty years you're thirty years old, exactly? Are you were
in the womb getting yeah contact? All right, all right? That is your trending again, brought to you by nicolay Law dot com. Or come back with your chance to win one thousand dollars your daily keyword or your hourly keyword. My apologies on Katiewell. And you think about the body part you hate the most on yourself because of its lack of strength, or because of its physical appear or just whatever. If you're thinking about your body and I want you to I want you to do this too. Wherever you are,
think about the one one thing you hate the most. What is it about the butt? All the things my constant hemorrhoids, So like the whole region area always has something wrong with it. I always felt like it has a weird shape, like it's a little lumpy, like a pillow that like someone needs to like punch a couple of times, even a motel six. Yeah, yeah, so I just don't love it. It's good that you can't see it. I guess only in photos. And I'm like, who's that?
That's me? And I'm like, Jake, why do you like that? You're discussing you should raise your standards? Like, oh my god, what's wrong with you? You your butt? I'm pretty perfect? Perfect? I you know what you want me to tell you? What you highly favorite part of your body? What is your least favorite part about it? That would never? Well, you have one now now I know you, because you just said you would never, so you definitely have one. So my
tennis elbow? Hate how it just feels when I move my elbow? Okay, that's bizarre. I feel like you're just trying to like, I don't know apply you do things to use your arm, like you play sport or do weights that I don't think you do. Okay, So what is the one thing you hate the most about my body? I hate that you hate my stupid grand don't you? No? Okay, I do think that. There for a minute, you have that weird mustache beard thing. It looks
like like an actual hangar shape. In your your ID for your new license you got missed out. It looked like the perfect outline And I can't tell but it was hair of hair or if it's just like your smile. Yeah, listen, I'm trying it out. But my mustache and my beard is more patchy than salin and colds on one on one point three kd WB. Tomorrow is obviously a big day because it's Friday before Memorial Day weekend, and
while we're actually doing our show, whole office gets half a day. They leave it like one, So it's just literally gonna be us in the building, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, but we can go through people's like drawers and eat their sacks and yeah, nobody they will their cameras. But also at three o'clock, like three ten, we have the honor of drawing and announcing the TADWB winner's watch. We call, they don't answer, anti climbactic. Okay, so the handful of qualifiers we have, we're gonna call one
and be like, guess what you're going to Indianapolis. You're gonna see Taylor on the last stop of the Ariostot November one up. Can you take me? You know, casual stuff like that, put me on the spot, ask them to bring me as their plus one. Yeah, I don't think there were anything there was anything in the contest rules is that I could not be someone's plus one and we could probably just lie like you have to bring us. Yeah, that's actually in the contest rules. I put that in.
Yeah. Anyway, we also will have more Twins tickets, more chances to get on the summer kickoff cruise with Shine Down all tomorrow. Have a great night, Thanks for listening. Are you doing what are you? What are you doing anything? Oh, you're gonna be at the Twins game doing the first pitch. That's correct, you're supposed to be as well. I did I gonna come. Yeah. I break my eighty four hour fast at the Twins game, so I'm gonna eat us out to the concessions and target
field. I'm on hour fifty and not eating and I want to die inside. Okay, well you made these choices, that is true. I'm gonna go home. Maybe I'll eat a steak. I don't know I could eat anything right now, you really could. I see you've been eyeing up that microphone.