Fake Headlines Podcast 114 : Alligators Don’t Look Good in Hats This show has it all: Lizard dentistry, missing fingers, paying it forward, Kevin cuts a wrestling promo and Tiffany sings! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Do You Have What it Takes to be a Lizard Dentist? Five Zebras Roam Freely in Maryland Town as Residents do a Double Take Tenant Asks Landlord to Visit Old Apartment to Search For Missing Finger Starbucks Barista Says 'Pay it Forward' Chain is Actually 'Etre...
Sep 23, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 114
Fake Headlines Podcast 113 New episode! We recap our visit to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and then dive into a gaggle of absurd news including rescue cats, fussy geese, NAVY weapons, pizza cones and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Fussy Goose Steals Breakfast Soup The Navy Invented a Device to Prevent People From Talking Magician Turned Burglar Taunts Police A Cat Led A Rescue Team To An 83-Year-Old Woman Who Had Fallen Down A Ravine Cloud Watching Photo Alleged...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 113
Fake Headlines Podcast 112: Pony Wave New episode! We got Back holes, sniffs, double troubles, and psychological tricks in this weeks news of the absurd! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Solo Sniff’s Are Encouraged When You Visit This Punch Inducing Flower Light Detected Behind a Black Hole for the First Time Scheming Twins Cause Havoc in Little Rural Town Man shares psychological trick that will help stop you from overthinking Financial Independence Retire Early Movement I...
Aug 18, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 112
Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines! This week we got ancient grains, nude criminals, digital tombstones, Olympic wifi disasters, and what's the deal with Pop-Tarts? They don't pop and they're not tart! Who are these for? Someone who wish pie had less filling and wasn't as tall? Anyway, lots of goofiness in real time as we reveal and discuss this week's headlines: ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Last ...
Aug 04, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 111
Fake Headlines Podcast 110: Telekinetic Perversion Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines. In addition to some weird news we discovered online this week, we also have an exclusive sports report on our trips to see The Toronto Blue Jays and New York Yankees! Also, a deep conversation about animals. ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Some Fireflies Can Flash in Unison, and Scientists are Trying to Figure Out ...
Jul 14, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 110
Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 109 : I am at a Deficit of Dignity We're back again, like the McRib only with a slightly more erratic schedule and with 100% more USDA Grade A comedy. This week we chat about what’s up with that little hiatus of ours along with frightening flamingos, a real clanger of a home, birds looking for a bigger thrill and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Welcome To Froggyland, The Croatian Taxidermy Museum That May Soon Come To The U.S. Buzz Around To...
Jun 29, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 109
Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 108 : Street Laxatives We’re back from Spring Break! We had a heck of a time at MTV’s Beach House and are back with fresh topics including Canadian parachutes, vaccine escape rooms, calling in sick for more than a decade, Retirement home goof ups and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Italian Man Accused of Skipping Work for 15 Years Straight Canadian Parachuter Reunited With Shoe After Losing it 28 Years Ago Sorry, No Refunds: $8000 Car Sold o...
May 12, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Fake Headlines Podcast #107: Sorry we’re late, my face is broken ——————————————— First of all, we’re fine! We took a mini-break due to various issues we’ve been dealing with, but we’re back celebrating 3 years on the air! Wow! This show has it all- stories about bread in trees, Big Bird robbing banks, psychic mammals, a fightin’ mollusk and more! Special thank you to all our OG listeners and the new ones along the way! We appreciate you and love knowing you’re laughing right along with us. Cheer...
Apr 21, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 107
Fake Headlines Podcast 106 After a chill week off from work, The Dillons are back with some funny weird news from around the internet! This week there is Wolf, wide pants, a Cadbury Frog, a quick camp, a psychic chicken & new ways to be a creep on LinkedIn! Gather round Fake Friends, lets laugh awhile, huh? ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Three weird news stories but only one of them is real! Guess along as we try to fake each other out! A weekly comedy podcast featur...
Mar 28, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 106
Tiffany and Kevin are celebrating one year of pandemictry along with all of you! This week they talk space hotels, ear portraits, mix tapes, smart pigs, invasive geese and some cheese with a price tag as shocking as its aroma. So, grab your favorite box of juice, fermented or not, plug in and celebrate with our usual nonsense! ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made...
Mar 16, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 105
Fake Headlines Podcast #104 Back with a stack of silly stories riffed for your pleasure! Strange coffee creamer, sound proof cubicles, self cleaning undies, erected statues and more! ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversatio...
Mar 01, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 104
Fake Headlines Podcast #103: Forceful Listening. Stockholm Listening. The Dillons return after hiatus with a slew of new wacky stories, from Hollywood vandals, to a live action Uno movie! (There is also the prerequisite ghost and pizza talk.) Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the convers...
Feb 13, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 103
Nursing a Holiday Hangover, the Dillons return with an all new week's worth of weird news riffs from around the globe. This week we discuss the world's oldest fruitcake, heavy metal Christmas caroling, toothless family photos, Ghostly Tik Tok orchestras and more! Happy Nothing, 2020! Happy New Year from your favorite weird news team! This Week's Headlines: Archeological Finding Suggest Red Nosed Rudolphs May be Based in Reality German Town Complains Over Heavy Metal Christmas Caroling World’s ‘O...
Dec 29, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 102
Fake Headlines 101.5- Letters to Santa Old News Special! This week, we combed the archives of the Library of Congress to find Christmas ads and Letters to Santa from yesteryear! What did kids want back in 1906? Well, instead of PS5’s, they wanted oranges, and firecrackers. It’s was a different time. Links to the materials we reviewed this week: The Union Times - South Carolina 12/19/19 https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/scu_flopeye_ver01/data/sn93067853/00295861393/1913121901/0715.p...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 101
Happy Thanksgiving, USA! Its been a real bummer of a year, but still plenty to be thankful for. This week we talk about some very serious news stories, such as DANCE PANTS, Donkey basketball drama, classic video games, and an app that translates your cats meows (Spoiler: They're mocking you!). Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news we find online with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahe...
Nov 26, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 101
Love Toast Happy 100th Episode!! This week we take it back, way back, to the year 1920! That’s right, Fake Headlines with a twist! We dig way back into the archives and talk hearses, pole sitters, ghost kids, a new cigarette trend, arsonist flappers, & tree antennas! So tune in to your favorite station and journey back with us, it’ll be the bees knees! Here’s to the next 100! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with som...
Nov 11, 2020•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 100
Fake Headlines Podcast 99: Deep Sea Dish This week the Dillons chat about pizza, squirrels, cats, granny’s, butts and more pizza! They also discuss weird news headlines they may or may not have made up. And also more pizza. And---Oh yeah, Happy Halloween Fake Friends! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prep...
Oct 28, 2020•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 99
Fake Headlines Podcast 98: Six Feet Under and Six Feet Apart Happy October Fake Friends! This week Kevin and Tiffany come down off their vacation high to tell you all about their strange Chicago adventures and of course lay down some fresh abnormal headlines. Tune in for chats about edibles in makeup, life saving potatoes, a kid who loves sausage, found loot, hot tires and a ghostly encounter! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd...
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 98
Fake Headlines Podcast 97 : Differently Dark This week, a 90s pop star gets grungy, Designer hand sanitizer, bomb sniffing rats, Halloween, secret gardens and more! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: This $250 Bottle of Hand Saniti...
Oct 01, 2020•1 hr 57 min•Ep. 97
Fake Headlines Podcast 96: Packs of Joy This week we have headlines about the Loch Ness Monster, Amish recruits, wild dogs, domesticated llamas, lost Amazon packages, writing letters to future you and more! Also Happy Birthday Tiffany! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conver...
Sep 17, 2020•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 96
Fake Headlines 95: Milky Flowers This week the Dillons chat about nuclear disasters, Halloween treats, puppy’s breath, a mysterious safe, rocket man, and the Hindenburg breaks Kevin. Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up news headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S NEWS HEADLINES: ———————————...
Sep 04, 2020•1 hr 36 min
This week Kevin and Tiffany cover all the fun summer activities you could imagine in this episode, so you don't have to! Falling asleep in one country and waking up in another? Yes! The finest booties you could imagine? You bet! And what about 30 year old booze?? Of course! They also chat about fun new trending summer hobbies, like; flying kites, making stuff out of baby teeth and getting fired on the toilet! Fake Headlines 94: She Had No Air To Gasp This week Kevin and Tiffany cover all the fun...
Aug 18, 2020•1 hr 32 min
Fake Headlines 93: It’s All About Assumptions This week’s headlines include stories about spiders causing accidents, Instagram famous grandparents, fake eggs that look real, interactive gas pumps, juggling gone wild and a mysterious dumpster bandit! Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the ...
Aug 04, 2020•1 hr 32 min
This week we chat about a rollercoaster you’re not allowed to make noise on, how songs stick with you, locker pants, bad sunburns, bad bunnies, the Oregon Trail and more including how Dippin’ Dots was not indeed the ice cream of the future! Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversat...
Jul 21, 2020•1 hr 44 min
This week’s comedy news podcast headlines include illegal fireworks, gourmet meal kits, demolition derby’s, faces in the sky, an audience of plants, and a sexual catastrophe! Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: - Barcelona Opera Reopens Wit...
Jul 07, 2020•1 hr 36 min
This week we chat about a unique hot spring, a lost hiker, Alien sounds, a treasure chest and a polite prison break! Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: 1. Vegan Restaurant in North Dakota Town Staying Open 24/7 To Accommodate Demand 2. Blink 18...
Jun 18, 2020•1 hr 33 min
# Black Lives Matter - Support black entrepreneurs locally or online - Text “JUSTICE” To 668366 - Text “FLOYD” To 55156 - Color of Change ( https://colorofchange.org/) - Black Lives Matter ( https://blacklivesmatter.com/) THIS WEEK Recorded prior to a tumultuous week in the United States, a non-political game of lighthearted, fake news. HEADLINES: 1. Someone is Making Abandoned Phone Booths Ring. Should You Answer? 2. This Mansion Features a Mini Main Street Complete with ‘15 Storefront Facades’...
Jun 05, 2020•1 hr 33 min
Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK: The Dillons talk animals with talent, adult jungle gyms, jellyfish of nightmares, a douchey wedding crasher, invasive goats and Tiffany and Kevin try their hand at songwriting! This week's headlines include: Fossil Uncove...
May 19, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 88
This week we chat about lonely aquariums, desperate moms, ghost stories, a man taking a goldfish for a walk, and in an epic moment, Tiffany raps an Eminem song as convicted murderer, Robert Durst. This week's headlines include: Spotify Reports Shift in Streamed Music As Parents Expose Kids To New Tunes Spanish Cops Bust Man Taking Goldfish For Walk Is Your House Haunted Or Are You Spending Too Much Time Inside? Reported Hauntings Up 300% Employee Saves Boss’s Life with Heimlich Via Zoom Desperat...
May 06, 2020•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 87
This week the Dillons are back with a full lengther- that's what they call it. Accept it. They talk office llamas, a survivalist cat, underground coasters, hobbies, a cashew with a famous face and of course the best way to pass the time while in quarantine - even if the lame-o neighbor lady hates it. Let's also take a moment to celebrate: FAKE HEADLINES PODCAST IS TWO YEARS OLD! This week's headlines include: Bored at Home? Hobby Helper will Help You Get a Hobby (That Isn’t Netflix). Woman Calls...
Apr 23, 2020•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 86
