Episode 44: Audio diffMcNulties
Episode 44: Audio diffMcNulties Despite some audio difficulties, the dudes prevail and bring you 82 minutes of pure badass. I’m only saying this because I forget what actually happened.
May 01, 2013
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Episode 34: Vin Dweezil
Episode 34: Vin Dweezil After a long legal battle, we’re back again. The final ultimate show intro. Major news items: Fred Willard, the shooting, chick fillet, some other crap, and then Sam gets attacked by not one, but TWO raptors.
Aug 03, 2012
Episode 33: Excedera
Episode 33: Excedera New intros! Call me Tom. More shower stories, p90x2. Carpool Lane, going away parties, motorcycle gang. Idiotic work sayings, guy washing his car.
May 11, 2012
Episode 32: Donna McNabb
Episode 32: Donna McNabb Re-return of the Mack. Worscht sause, Lulvul. DMV just for me. Cops breaking the rules. Organ doning. Old people giving directions again. Just for Men baby commercial. “Expensive” 99 cent apps. Catholics digging up fossils. Tupac and Coachella.
Apr 24, 2012
Episode 31: Escape Goat
Episode 31: Escape Goat Another T and the B review, amazing user-submitted picture. Locker room question, sayings. People working out. Bud commercial “gather around”. Idiot scientists. Return of the Mack Part 1
Apr 23, 2012
Episode 30: Pardon My Reach Around
Episode 30: Pardon My Reach Around Show guests, contest winner! Ignoring texts and calls, months of the year, the head monkey, lotto gripes, FB status, Hunger games review.
Apr 02, 2012
Episode 29: The Credible Hulk
Episode 29: The Credible Hulk This episode ruled. Seriously. Just look at the name. But, you can’t listen to it unless you write us an iTunes review. No, really. We’ve programmed it to give you HIV/AIDS if you haven’t written us a review.
Mar 23, 2012
Episode 28: Kony! Koni! Kone!
Episode 28: Kony! Koni! Kone! Facebook timeline, massage pain therapy, lazy fat parking garage losers, daylight savings time. Weekly zoo segment, government waste, email sign off – Thomas, radio commercial, Bridgestone commercial.
Mar 16, 2012
Episode 27: Apartheid Job
Episode 27: Apartheid Job More user comments, Star Wars observations from a 2 year old, apartheid job, deleting drug habits, exposition, WoW emails, kids’ cartcars, something that no one will understand, turban commercial.
Mar 09, 2012
Episode 26: Stupid Hitler Tricks
Episode 26: Stupid Hitler Tricks Colds that infect your soul, iTunes review of the week, Vitamin water servings, tipping anyone who touches money, a new assignment for the intricate lies division. Generic brands. Serial Killers. AT&T 4g commercials. Superstitions.
Mar 03, 2012
Episode 25: Blank Audio File
Episode 25: Blank Audio File We’re back? Helicopter decapitation, doors that swing bolth ways. Boxing sucks, Christian Mingle success stories. Mormon Mingle. Get compfartable, everyone.
Feb 02, 2012
Episode 24: Double Drivel
Episode 24: Double Drivel Genuine thanks for the A-hole email, pointless headlines, that’s not the definition of insanity, Sam’s stroke when faced with pictures in the dictionary, luck be a lady, Gary Shambles, a truck with food in it, the one and only Christian Mingle, GoDaddy.
Sep 20, 2011
Episode 23: Revenge of the Noids
Episode 23: Revenge of the Noids Sam’s episode. Facebook attention, PONCE, Fedex golf club commercials, Pretty girls should have all the greeting jobs, super long baseball game story with scalpers. 9/11 9th anniversary.
Sep 13, 2011
Episode 22: Optometrist Prime
Episode 22: Optometrist Prime Email tip of the day, engagement rings with teeth, playing video games is the same as creating them, monkey teeth, inbox full, pronunciations, peanut butter ant farm, holy money.
Aug 29, 2011
Episode 21: Optimist Prime
Episode 21: Optimist Prime Movies all suck, strangulation=success, hows your funeral coming along? Death to hair. Weed smoke machines, I agree with all 67 pages.
Aug 04, 2011
Episode 20: Join My Court 15 Club
Episode 20: Join My Court 15 Club Error, Sam didn’t write me.
Jul 28, 2011
Episode 19: Y2K12
Episode 19: Y2K12 The description for this podcast was lost in the great Y2K flood/fire/radiation/massacre/?/yeah/death/explosion/implosion/inconvenience/computer.
Jul 21, 2011
Episode 18: Expelled: Exposed: Exposed: Exposed
Episode 18: Expelled: Exposed: Exposed: Exposed News no one needs to know about, dark helmet, dot races, whatever, who cares about anything except for that kid and Josh Hamilton.
Jul 14, 2011
Episode 17: Bull Suit Podcast
Episode 17: Bull Suit Podcast Weather reports. Bull suits. Personalized plates, BGJNSN3. Crosswalk father of the year. Why are you at this little kid party? Gimmie the “I don’t want to be noticed” cut. Kitten Caboodles. Men at work. Are you on the team? Casey B Anthony.
Jul 08, 2011
Episode 16: Elrond Hubbard
Episode 16: Elrond Hubbard Father’s Day Spectacular! Marvin Gaye. Uh, I’ll just google map it. We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t control the weather? Hindsight is actually a cointoss. FU, please. Hairy monkey men and their mean women. Oh my aching back.
Jun 23, 2011
Episode 15: Automotive Payroll System
Episode 15: Automotive Payroll System King James is rich. Automotive payroll systems. Why won’t you sell me your crap? Real meat is clean, fake meat is gross. Stupid phrases. Something about M. Bison from Street Fighter and Mars Volta. Humans and the slightest temperature change.
Jun 16, 2011
Episode 14: I Owned a Kid Sister and a My Buddy
Episode 14: I Owned a Kid Sister and a My Buddy Small children interactions. Talk to the robot because the face aint listening, Blood duping “You scared the crap out of me in this totally public place!” Not even anything happens for a reason. Find your soulmate Homer. In your face, space coyote!
Jun 09, 2011
Episode 13: It’s Bad Luck to Name Your Podcasts
Episode 13: It’s Bad Luck to Name Your Podcasts High class limousine services, entrance solutions. How many handicapped parking spots does it take to change a light bulb? Cutting Comcast. Sleeping rituals. “It is to be understood spiritually” Big sunglasses. “That’s not how it occurs in nature.”
Jun 04, 2011
Episode 12: Going, Going, Gonorrhea
Episode 12: Going, Going, Gonorrhea Got any good raptor recipies? “I’m in the carney business”. I’m not important, but my signature is. Unsubscribe me. Don’t visit WebMD.com, it doesn’t know what is wrong with you. WTF is a sneeze whisperer? Jesus wants you! to give me money.
May 27, 2011
Episode 11: Final Episode
Episode 11: Final Episode Why am I even writing this? There’s no point, the raptors are coming to kill us all. Audio cable price gouging. WTF does a godparent even do? Nickleback sucks more or less than Wolfmother. Enough with the Fockers already. Water kills.
May 19, 2011
Episode 10: Woman, You Know You Woman
Episode 10: Woman, You Know You Woman Video game store nerdployees. Osama is still dead right? Use your turn signal! Hats serve a purpose beyond making you look like a d-bag? Wolfmother YOU SUCK! Mike Patton says so. Who gives an S about gay marriage? Busted! for being a normal person.
May 11, 2011
Episode 9: Lizard the Magic Dragon
Episode 9: Lizard the Magic Dragon Soup Nazis. Impatient microwaves. If killing Osama Bin-Laden is wrong, we don’t want to be right. “If anyone asks, I’ll be in the Hudson”. Idiots trying to get killed at crosswalks. Facebook tagging. A coal miner says what? Unholy haircuts.
May 04, 2011
Episode 8: Human Trafficking Jam
Episode 8: Human Trafficking Jam The worst/best band of all time. Getting Wells Farg-owned. Alien g-mail verification. “What the hell did that coal miner say?”. Ass-gaskets and Lady Ass-Gasket. Why did you die for us J-man?
Apr 28, 2011
Episode 7: The One Where We Totally Rip Off Friends
Episode 7: The One Where We Totally Rip Off Friends Things, things, and more things. Computer literacy; stories; “Act Now!;” Iraqi oil; soundtracks; horse racing; some more great commercials; and a brand new little segment!
Apr 19, 2011
Episode 6: Access Main Hollywood
Episode 6: Access Main Hollywood Access main program… access main security… Fun with sound clips, tales of 1st world medical problems, f those humans, and the Ten Commandments! I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!
Apr 14, 2011
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