Episode 31 - Can't see Pennsylvania without Brendan Fraser's eyes.
The Boys are back. T gives us his favorite pet names for women, and the duo talk about the ultimate method of evacuation. Brought to you by the P.P.A.
Oct 30, 2012•1 hr 2 min
F' All This Noise
Conversation, opinion and debate by two of the most curmudgeonly, egocentric and ill-informed gentlemen ever to cast a pod.
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Episodes
Episode 30 - A Gypsy Stole my P***s.
T's brother 3petes your eardrums, and the trio hypothesize about genital swapping + BONUS Roast of Gary.
Oct 05, 2012•1 hr 30 min
Episode 29 - PaTerfamilias.
T's Dad stops by to regale us all with tales of yore. Find out what kids did for fun before video games and instant porn, and what sound a cinder block makes when exploding next to a human head.
Jul 30, 2012•46 min
Episode 28 - Dear T.
Advice for life, F' All This Noise style. T answers the questions you didn't ask, and helps you to achieve your true potential. Which is nothing.
Jul 16, 2012•1 hr 10 min
Episode 27 - Dial B. for Boring.
It's F' All This Noise, now with 86% less comedy. T laments his inability to heal the world while Gary laments everything else. The duo demonstrate just how dour and humorless a podcast can be.
Jul 15, 2012•1 hr 25 min
Episode 26 - Bring Me Your Huddled Masses.
James returns and weaves a tale of misery and mental illness. Also, T outlines his plans for America and his upcoming novel.
Jun 23, 2012•1 hr 19 min
Episode 25 - Vampire Horses.
Have you experienced true despair and horror in your life? Not until you've met Mike Dayton. The world will never be the same.
Jun 10, 2012•1 hr 26 min
Episode 24 - Small Wonder.
The boys reach into the mailbag and discuss ape rape, sea turtle rape, and parrot rape. Also, T gives his girl something to think about on vacation.
May 25, 2012•59 min
Episode 23 - Small C**t Complex.
Our buddy ol' pal James drops by and brings with him the spirit of Marvin Gaye. Lend your ear and learn from "The F.A.T.N. Guide to Courting and Cooing".
May 03, 2012•1 hr 23 min
Episode 22 - Nemesis Enforcer.
The boys discuss North Korea, movies, breakfast cereal, and mull the dangers of compliments. Also, a revisit of polygamy, it isn't pretty.
Apr 24, 2012•49 min
Episode 21 - Retinal Horrors.
Gary and T once again plumb the depths of mediocrity. Gary's familias is discussed, and T expresses his love for federal standoffs and isolated compounds.
Apr 12, 2012•1 hr 6 min
Episode 20 - Eric Stoltz in blackface.
T's brother Rob makes his return to mark the 20th episode, to the fanfare of none. Absolutely nothing of merit was discussed and recorded.
Mar 21, 2012•1 hr 33 min
Episode 19 - The Mundane Adventures of RoboCop.
T hates technology, Gary loves video games, the sanitary benefits of colostomy bags, and RoboCop.
Mar 12, 2012•1 hr 5 min
Episode 18 - Imhotep's Meat Loaf love.
Gary spins a yarn of infidelity, carnal desire, and forbidden love. T talks about cysts, coffin birth, and attempts to reclassify the podcast from "Comedy" to "Depressing".
Mar 03, 2012•1 hr 7 min
Episode 17 - I p****d on my p***y.
It's a birthday podcast! The pair celebrate with Handfuls of broken glass, Edible finger paints, and Stew and tamales on the cheap.
Feb 07, 2012•1 hr 9 min
Episode 16 - My CPU is a neural net processor.
The psychodynamic duo returns. Gary talks group lumber jacking while T plots grocery store revenge.
Jan 27, 2012•1 hr 8 min
Episode 15 - Bonus Podcast.
We here in the F' all this Noise family believe in the true American family; and since you're our family, we'd like to wish you and your family a very happy holiday season and productive New Year. It's difficult sometimes to remember the most precious things in life: food, family, song, unprotected sex, family, and togetherness. We hope our little podcast has brought you and your family closer to us, as it has brought us closer to a blissful murder suicide. In celebration of these family values,...
Dec 24, 2011•37 min
Episode 14 - Growing Kuato in Stuttgart.
Germans harvest foreskins, Stonehenge is irrelevant, and Gary gives no thought to avoiding whoredom.
Dec 22, 2011•1 hr 17 min
Episode 13 - Jingle all the way to Jackman.
T gets a manicure from the Mossad and Gary is touched by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Dec 16, 2011•54 min
Episode 12 - Vampires from the holy land.
Immortality, is not a handprint in cement, an amazing body of work, or being bit by a Jew.
Dec 06, 2011•1 hr 8 min
Episode 11 - Happy Thanksgrieving.
Occupy yourself with dragons, wizards and weaponized sex.
Nov 25, 2011•1 hr 30 min
Episode 10 - Precious on the main stage.
T's brother Rob drops in. Gary feels threatened, and T gets drunk.
Nov 17, 2011•1 hr 33 min
Episode 9 - I powerbomb people.
Halloween is a freeloaders holiday and vocabulary flossin.
Nov 10, 2011•1 hr 16 min
Episode 8 - Journey to the center of the worst.
Gary returns home from battle, defeated and disgusted.
Nov 03, 2011•1 hr 14 min
Episode 7 - Celebrate your joy in private.
The buddha of misery and a meeting with the king of eastern Europe.
Oct 27, 2011•1 hr 31 min
Episode 6 - 52 minutes of Polygamy.
A tale of utopian pipe dreams and polygamist pessimism.
Oct 20, 2011•1 hr 13 min
Episode 5 - Your PHD is worthless to me.
Mindless banter and Gary hate numbers, T hate words.
Oct 13, 2011•1 hr 15 min
Episode 4 - Dammit Jenny, I'm sweet on you.
Brotherly love and Gary's fear of breasts.
Oct 06, 2011•1 hr 12 min
Episode 3 - Dreams aren't possible.
Hallucinate yourself to heaven and the salting of ovaries.
Sep 29, 2011•1 hr 12 min
Episode 2 - A pile of rotten teeth and milk pus.
A visit to the vet with pus in my milk while chasing the bug.
Sep 23, 2011•1 hr 1 min
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