What The Heck?

I think this picks me up if I'm across the room, so it does. It can catch you from far away back. How the hell are you doing, buddy? I haven't talked to you in a couple of days. What's up now? Just been living life, you know, working doing stuff from home. Was with Shane as as you were yesterday. We were We did a signing last week and he ended up sleeping over. We got to do a twitch live the next day, which he was a virgin too, which was a lot of fun and we had a good time.

It was nice and we reminisced, talked about a lot of the old old times that we shared together and it was a good time. So I hope that we can do some more stuff. I even told him, like, if he's in the area, he's more than welcome to stay here, even if I don't, you know, work with them that weekend or whatever. Right, So it was fun, It was it was a good time, and uh, you know,

my kids loved him and my mom. My mom got to meet him finally because he met my dad, but he never met my mom really yeah, yeah, because my mom never came to the shows, just my dad. My mom didn't want to ever see me. Why, she just too nervous. So he actually met my father a bunch of times. But he was sitting with my mom talking about the anti Grifflith show. It's like, oh, I watched the show too. They were bonding over nineteen fifty sitcoms and it was nice. It was a nice It was

a nice visit. Yeah, it was. I checked in. It was on a Friday night, so it was funny. Like after you know, pizza and coffee, I threw the thing down and I was watching you guys. I just love the I love the banter. I love when they throw questions out and you guys just kind of have to answer them off the cuff. But you guys are just joking around, goofing off, and I would have and on the twitch stream. I also watched that the next morning, and we might be bringing that one over so everybody

can hear it. But the thing about it is that it was so funny, like explaining Twitch to Shane and telling him what's going on, people throwing questions. I just it was a great little couple of days. I'm glad you guys got to do this. Yeah, me too, Me too. But you had a busy day yesterday I did. Indeed. Here I'll show you how busy my day was. You're much clearer now, much clearer. Yeah, you're very clear. I was. Oh that's so weird. But yeah, I had the craziest

freaking day yesterday. I drove from my humble abode here in Virginia out to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Excuse me one second, and on paper was the easy trips only four hours. That four hours is nothing? That's it? Four hours is nothing? Right? It it? What's four hours in the grand scheme of things? Right, It's like a good radio show gets you through four hours, a good podcast get you through you know, two of the four thinking music whatever. But I was with two

people yesterday. One of them was the Olympic gold medalist Kurd Angle, and then the other one was this guy right here me in a franchise there is with his cowboy that's right. Yeah, it was very funny. Shane was notoriously late by like an hour, so I was trying to tear the guys so they didn't you know, across pollination and you know, the hotel itself. I was the first person to book a conference room in this hotel since COVID started. Ah, so this was like a big deal.

And I was like, all right, Shane. At this time, Kurt Angle, at this time, Shane was running late, Kurt Angle was running early. They literally walked in Kurt Angle, Shane right behind him. Oh nice. So they got to talk as well. They got to chitchat a little bit. You know. Kurt was very quiet, very business, did what he had to do, and he's on his way and Shane's holding court and telling stories and it was it was a fun day. I had a lot of fun.

It was a lot of work. I didn't get on until like eight thirty nine o'clock, but it was we made it. How about that well, yeah, I was thinking of you yesterday. I was hoping you were You were safe in your travels, so I'm glad you were. Thank you. Yeah, no, it was I had to reach out and ask you to help me out with the posting because I I was in the car. Yeah, no, I did that, and we actually I want to welcome our new patreon member

from that, Eric Vickers. Welcome to the family. Eric. He's our newest Patreon for this week and we're excited to have him. So maybe we'll be seeing him in an extra very shortly. Yes, I have reached out to Eric, so if you're watching it and you haven't checked your email yet, Eric, please do so. I said hi and asked if you'd like to come on and introduce yourself and let us know what it's all about. But I'll tell you what. I was still on the run today. I had to drop my brother off at the airport,

you know, the old classic airport runs. Never fun. I didn't even get to take my jacket off yet. Oh yeah, I thought you were cold. It's freezing. That's the other reason I haven't taken it off. Okay, got you? Well, yeah, I mean you're either busy as hell, or there's nothing to do and you're just sitting there towtally in your thumbs.

So you know, Busy's good, I guess. But maybe this weekend you can relax with a bottle of wine with the lovely Liz and uh, put a movie on for the kids and tell them to go in the other room and relax. Watch the Lego movie, last Lego Movie two last week. Have you seen that? Probably we have them? So who would have thought Legos would create this world? Right? This like odd comedic universe that. Yeah, there's a million Lego movies. So did you enjoy it? Oh? I left

my ass off. Very funny, very good, so really quick. I did you know? I do my ae W watch along every week on twitchy And I hate to put this over, but it was a first for me, so I'm just gonna mention it briefly. I had my first troll come into the chat. Oh boy, and boy was he disgusting. Let me just tell you I haven't been uh. I don't know what the word I'm looking for. I haven't been spoken to in that way in quite a

long time. He was definitely a keyboard warrior. So now I'm loading up on the mods because I didn't know what to do, and I was kind of like, oh my god, what's happening and very very crass, very rude, please share you have any details? Very dirty actually explicit like porno talk. Oh that we can't do that, like very very nasty, so to speak, like in relation to you. Yes, okay, all right, what's wrong with people? I mean, you know,

just try to have a good time. It's been wonderful so far, Like everybody's been so respoked, and the whole chat turned on them. They were all screaming out. I was like, but then something great happened, so I'm all. I got all shaken up by that. And a friend of mine, Mary Kate Anthony, A lot of you wrestling fans probably know who she is, photographer. She was over in the I always get their name wrong Major Wrestling Figure podcast. It was Brian Myers and Maccardona Grace guys.

I'm very friendly with Brian. She was over in their Twitch stream and they were ending and she said, oh, you guys should go raid Francine, and so they did. It was my first raid and I had over I think it was like almost three hundred people. I couldn't keep up, and everybody kept saying, your boyfriend sent me, your boyfriend sent me, which is Brian Myers, And it was insanity. Things were popping up all over my screen and I got a bunch of new followers and new subscribers.

So I publicly want to say thank you to Mary Kate and to Brian and Matt for doing that raid. I appreciate it so much. I'm trying to get the partner, and you know, anything will help at this point. So any Twitch channels listening and you know I'm live, please raid me because I'm learning. That's a good thing. But I it was crazy. I just couldn't keep up and the gimmick was over my face. We fixed it, but the notifications thing, so every five seconds my fit, you

couldn't even see me because of all the notifications. It was. It was wild. I saw the aftermath. I saw where you were thanking them for their their raids. So this is the time when a raid is a good thing, a good Yes, it popped up like some people say, you know, I'm hosting so and so's hosting the stream with one viewer or two viewers. This one came up.

The major f pod whatever is raiding with like two hundred and something viewers, and then the chat I couldn't it just kept scrolling and I was like, oh my gosh, like I can't well. And it was great and I loved every minute of it, and I hope it happens a bunch more times. But just wanted to publicly say thank you to those guys because you know, I'm still learning and I'm still trying to get partners. So that was great. So it's like a toy raid. I don't know.

But whatever rate it was, I was happy for it and it was exciting. I still can't believe, Okay, for the life of me, how popular like action figure collecting is, because I swear to God, back in the day, it was not really regarded on a very high level, and you were considered rather dorky or rather nerdy, and I'm not I don't know if I'm accepting of this right now. I don't know because I'm past my prime and I don't know. It's a little well, many adult men are

into this figures, action figures. I call it doll I get heap for it. I'm sorry, but yeah, it's action figures and they love it, and it seems that there's new ones coming out like every day. So it's every day,

it's every freaking day. It's ae w pad a whole thing about how so they have like variant chase figures that they only put X number, you know, out in the world whatever they had up the number that they were distributing because the demand is so high that they're like, all right, we understand that these are supposed to be like a little harder to find, but if the fan base wants them, yeah, we don't want you to go pay a bounty, you know, a third party or to

a reseller. We're going to make more available so you can see it. So it's not like you're flooding the market. You're you're kind of feeding the demand, you know, it's not oversaturation. Oh yeah, and they I mean I was looking at something on eBay. It was was it a card eighteen thousand dollars somebody paid for baking card or something, and I was just like eighteen grand. So there's a

funny thing about one of Hulk Hogan's rookie cards. Right, A guy, I think it was in England, had a couple of them sold them on a whim a few years ago, you know, for a couple maybe like one hundred bucks. Right, So what you can do with these things is you grade them. Okay, you send them to a company that hermetically steals them in plastic, puts a number on it. It's in you know, perfect ten condition,

no creases, no nicks, no smudges, no nothing. And this card will never change because now it's sealed inside of this case. Right. That increases the value like tenfold, like unbelievable. So that I think the one you're talking about sold for you know, a ton of money, and the guy who originally sold it was like, shit, wow, I really fucked up on that one. Can you can buy a car for eighteen thousand dollars? Crazy? And a gentleman bought a cardboard piece of cardboard? Yeah what a picture on

it on some stats. Well, look at what I had to do to find your card, your your WWE card. I had to buy it off of a dealer in France, you know, like it's not really popular. I am. That's what the set that you're in, that that ww released overseas is where like you find a lot of the people that didn't have long stretches of time there that

got merchandise that you you might not even realize. Well, no, see, Roadkill told me that those particular cards were published out there in the right in Europe m hm, and they never they were not distributed in the States. But it's to me as a random as hell that, like, you're in the set. I know, Kevin Thorn is in the set, and and both of you guys didn't really get major releases and in the st I don't know. I don't know.

It's just I was told they're rare, so I have some, but I'm not doing any signings anytime soon, so I don't know what I'm gonna do with them. But uh, sign is not till March, and it's virtual. Well we'll be doing something together. Well yeah, yeah, but you have your own I do. I do. But look at this, huh. I was gonna save it for the end. How about that? Oh he signed? Oh he did, So we're gonna have We're gonna have a nice little special when these things go live. When we do that, are we Is Shane

and I going to be sharing a screen? Well no, no, when we do that, it'll be me and you and I'll be either coming to you or we'll figure something out. But Shane already did his part. Oh so we're not going to sell them live, but I'm gonna put something together for our Patreon folks. Okay that there's gonna be a special one for the Patreon members if they want it. Now. I'm not going to reveal, but the franchise might have done something to one of the photos. I'm going to

and can that be resold. Is not going to be for more money. It might be a one of one. I'm just not going to tell you where it is, and I'm not gonna reveal what's on it. I'll say it correct, yes you will. Well, as long as I know it's coming. Then. He's such a jokester, very funny, very loose guy or a guy who is considered to, you know, maybe take himself too seriously. He sure does like to have a lot of goofing time. Yeah, no, it was great. We had. We had such a good

time together. It was like old times. So it was I just hope that we can do a lot more of those things. You know. I love the virtual stuff is just wonderful to me. I love it. I don't know if this year, I'm going to do anything outdoors. So I'm just trying to do as much as I can hear, you know what I mean. And what we did the other night was it was just easy fun, and I don't know, it doesn't get any easier than that. Virtual signings are the best. I love them. Are they

going to be here to stay? Will they go away when you try to come back? I think certain people will keep doing them because again, when you do sign I'm sure people will, you know, come to conventions. I'm not saying conventions are going to be dead. I think people like the virtual signings because there's so many spots you can't hit, especially overseas. A lot of us don't get to travel overseas, you know, for these conventions and stuff.

And most of the conventions are in the States anyway, so you got all the people that are across the pond and out yonder. And then there's people who live in you know, buff fuck Indiana who can't get to New York City that kind of stuff. And I just think it's just something new and people are realizing, yes, you can make a profit this way, and it opens up a wider audience for you. Some people don't want to travel. Some people don't want to get in the

car and take road trips. So this is a way to see your favorite person on the computer and ask them a question and get an autograph. I usually for a while. Yeah, not gonna get anybody who's really like having a bad day, because you're gonna everybody's gonna see that they're having a bad day, not just you know a couple people at a convention that so and so might be in a bad mood. You got to be chipper, you got to be ready. Listen. I'm always you're never,

never in a bad mood at these things. I am ready to go, and I'm singing, I'm dancing, I'm answering questions, I'm telling jokes, I'm looking cute. I do it all. I'll tell you what I did. I did get a tip off on how the big event in New York is going to be running. It's very very strange. They're going to tear the guests right, and they only allowed fifteen vendor sales to go through. So this that's how scattered the vendors will be throughout the the venue. And

then they're tearing. When you're allowed to bring a guest in, so I guess we're skipping that one. So I got all, if that's gonna be worth our time to journey to New York. Although I do love the guys in the Big Event, it's yeah, it's just it's the kind of thing where it's like it just only lets X number of people in the building at a time, You only have X number of vendors, and you can only have

tiered times for your guests. Yeah. Well the signing Shanean I just did, it was affiliated with the Big Event, so they already have our pictures, so maybe they'll just sell them there so I don't even have to go, Oh there you go for you? Yeah, they off no worries he wants to go to New York anyway, right, Who wants to go there? I just want to brainstorm and just try and you know, do as much as

I can from home. There's so many possibilities that you know we can do from here, so absolutely together and see what we come up with. That's another reason why I don't mind going to some places, because I I that's kind of how I feel. The person doesn't have to go outside of this venue I went to was picked by Kurt Angle, so he said, meet me here. I booked the conference area. They gave it to me like dirt cheap because no one renting it. This is great.

I loved this. Hey, if you were pleased, then it worked out. I'm glad for it. Well, thank you very much. So we're awaiting our guests arrival. A little weird in terms of how we're working this because our Patreon member DC, who would normally be coming on for his monthly spot, is not available. We booked him in advance. Yeah, yeah, where's he? DC? Where where have you been all week? Were you at? Huh? Hasn't been in Discord, he hasn't been on Twitch. He's he's a mystery man this week.

Very busy man that DC is. Yeah. So his his his friend Christina is going to be coming on and chatting with us when she arrives. She's not here yet. So in the meantime, how about I run down the Patreon lineup? How Yeah? That sounds great? All right, So we got a couple of little interesting little doozies here. We are going to have Actually just realized I didn't put the watch along title. But I'll tell you what it is. Uh, This one I'm really looking forward to. Okay,

this one is called front or back. Okay, I'm going to show you an image of a wrestler either their their front or their back, and you're gonna tell me who it is. Yeah, I'm probably gonna get a zero, but I will try. Now, I will say I didn't make it that difficult for some. You'll be able to get some. But make this game up. I made this up off the top of my head. Running back, my running back because I didn't go that far. If there's

tights pictured, it's purely the back. But originally was gonna call it boobs or butt, but I was like, you know what, let me focus on the men. I don't want to I don't want to just come straight out of the gate. It's just the male performers. Uh. So we will talk about that. Actually, I'll give one more before I patched Christina in here. Yeah she's here. And then this is a follow up to uh one. We haven't done in a long time. But we're gonna listen

to more wrestlers singing. So I'm gonna send you a few links and we're gonna hear a couple of bars. I love singing. This is right up my alley. And there's one that I'm so happy that I found because I actually found myself jamm into it yesterday why I was driving. Okay, more wrestler singing, and I'll save the watch along for the end to let you know. All right, Francine, let's take a moment right here to talk about our sponsor, Manscaped.

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the promo code Francy. Can't go wrong. Landscape dot Com your balls, well, thank you, but I'll bring up Christina here, who's filling in for good. How are you. I'm good. I'm good. I'm glad you can make it. No, thank you for inviting me. I wasn't. Oh, of course, I'm so. I got any DC spot now, yes, so I I was just saying he's been mi I A this last week. I haven't. I haven't seen him in my discord on my Twitch like he's he's a busy man, I assume,

but the last he likes to hide from everybody. It's fine, I take over. It's okay. The last time I spoke to him, he had mentioned a game. He didn't tell me much about it, but he just said it was going to be the two of you versus the two of us. So now are we all playing against each other? Or are you going to be the host and it's me versus I don't know whatever you want to do. He sent me some of the cards. I know, he

said he sent you guys some of the cards. It was like, would you rather and stuff, so to what you guys want to do. I got the car. Yeah, I got the cards, but I just don't know how the tiered part of the game is going to work. So that part is going to be left up to uh, to debate, So we'll get we'll get to the questions uh in a minute. But you know, I'm sure DC's filled you in on his time. You know, as part of our Patriot family, he gets to come on once

a month. We've played games, We've had conversations. So what's your first impression of what he's told you about eyes up here? It sounds pretty cool, like you guys talk pretty much about everything. I just heard you guys talking about wrestler singing. I feel like you guys should play a little bit of it and then guessing the name of the song, like I can name that tune in three songs on three little beeps. So I feel like you guys should do that with the wrestler singing, like

make it more interesting and fun. You got to you gotta hear some more than three bars on a couple of weeks. There's a few of them now that are worthy of a little playthrough. Yeah, how did you I'm sorry, how did you hook up with d C? Like? How did that hearing? I actually work with DC's wife, and I was a guest on one of his podcasts when he was interviewing one of the wrestlers and I was kind of better than him, so I was like, hey,

how about we thrown shade everywhere? I like it. Yeah, I told DC I got to watch one of one of his over the guard Rails, and you were on it. So I just didn't know how you guys hooked up initially. Yeah, you've been a wrestling fan. You're younger. You're much younger than d C. Yeah, I'm in my thirties, so yeah, I've been a wrestler since the beginning and then now

the newer stuff. So like I watched the wrestling shows plus all like the side shows like the Total Bella's and all that stuff, so I got like all sides of the wrestling all in it. Yeah, so you have the girly opinion, I'm just throwing shade at DC. I'm acting like all right, well, we're happy to have you here, Christina. Let's let's start this game. I know nothing about it.

I have no I was sent nothing. Uh, Chad gets everything and I am in the dark constantly, so everything is like thrown at me the day of So you guys can take over and tell me what I need to do because I don't know. All right, hold on, let me get the screen. I don't think Christina knows either. I mean, all he did was send me the cards. That that's all it is. And I'll tell you what. And here's the reason why I'm very blurry because I have the screen up on the side. This is the

school session that we're in right now. We got two school sessions going out above me, so there's a lot of usage on the Wi Fi. So I apologize for my blurriness. Yeah, that's okay, that's how life is now. I'll work in from schools from home, working from home. You know it is that a WrestleMania six shirt that you're wearing? I think so wrest okay supposed to a seven? Yeah, yeah, it's warrior a man I decided to throw on a wrestling shirt, you know. So sweet? Okay, So opening up

the first card here and it's sideways. Thanks a lot, DC for scaling kink in my neck. We're both like, ysh, hold on, this is going to be I do this up on your computer just saying it. You might see a couple of files there, but road it's already a cluster here. So this is what's the grossest thing you've ever seen someone doing? Public but I don't get what

are we supposed to be tally wasn't or wasn't really? Uh, I guess, I guess we just say the grossest thing we've ever seen in public, which is like, I don't know, see somebody pick a wedging in public, but like I don't know, or like pick their nose, I don't know what. Like. All right, so we're just answering these let's just answer

the questions. I think that'll be funnier. The grossest thing I've ever seen someone do in public was something that went viral when the girl was wearing her mask walking her dog, and she used her mask to pick up the dog poop and then she put the mask back on her face. Oh that's so gross. You would that was gross? That? Yeah, that was disgusting. But did she reverse it though? Was it the other side of the

I don't care if she reversed it. You still have dog shit on your mask and you're still putting it on your face. Nasty. Yeah, I got a pretty good one. How about I saw someone receive the baby bird? Oh you know what the baby bird is? Feed them like you chow it and then you spind it. Was it a mother no. Oh, was it a person to a dog? Like? No, it was a person to another person. Oh, I feel like that's how COVID started. So it was it was at a bar. It was a very long time ago.

I believe it was in Hoboken, New Jersey where it took place. But it's pretty disgusting. Chewed food and then spit it into the other person's mouth and they then swallowed it. That's pretty it's pretty freaking gross. I'm gonna that's romance. If they like, you know, we're together. If not, I don't really think they knew each other very well. That's weird. But I'm gonna flip this question and I'm gonna say, what is the grossest thing that you have

ever done in public? Oh? I don't know, and don't lie. I'll go first, the grossest thing. And I've told this story already. I threw up all over the wet a buffet, not actually on the food at the buffet, but I told that story. Oh you don't know the story. No, I've never heard this. I thought I told it. I I don't remembered that. I'll tell it right. Hey, I have no shame. And things happened and this was bad. I was with uh, my girl Batty Bango, who we love. Uh,

she's been over on the show. We had a girl's night at Borgatta, and you know, we were drinking and I had bought four of these I think there were forty ounces. They were cans, and this was like a strawberry dackery kind of drank. It was like a pink pinkish. I don't I don't know. I drank two and a half cans on an empty stomach and it was sweet. It was like drinking sugar. Uh. The first one went

down fine, the second one was a little rough. And then I had to stop at the at the half point because I was just like h and I was playing uh, I was playing slot. I was playing Tarzan and she said my face got milk white, and I just I froze and she was like, come on, we have to go get something to eat, and I said, okay. We walked. We went to the buffet and I kept saying, I want potstickers, dumplings. That's all I want. I want dumplings.

And you know when you drink and it's like you hit a wall, it just hits you, right, this just hit me and I felt like I was moving in slow motion. And I remember walking down the buffet line. I put I think I put onion rings on my plate, potstickers, I don't know what the hell else I put on my plate. I sat down and she said, I'm going to go get my food. She left me. I threw up all over the table. She walked away. It just was coming out, coming out. I couldn't even stop it.

So she came back. She had a shrimp in her hand. She took a bite in the strip and was like no no, no no, no, no no no. Threw a bunch of napkins over to throw up and drug me upstairs. Oh my god, he's a friendly. She like, like, uh, we paid well, the buffet was paid for. We just didn't get to eat. I went in the room. I threw up all over the bathroom. I threw up on my ugs, which I was pissed about because I love

my ugs. Just coming out it was. And then I laid in the bed and she got the trash can and I was literally on my side just throwing up. And I laid there for an hour and I was like, okay, you ready, let's go. Got up. But now, like so far like a year, I would walk by the boorg on a buffet hide my face because I'm like my own the wall of shame over here. So let this woman in. Yeah, I don't know if they took a picture of me, but I mean, you know, I would have cleaned it up, but I just got so drunk

so fast. And I don't drink a lot. Yeah, like, I really don't drink a lot. This hand I don't know what was in it, some kind of voodoo, it was poison, and it was the It was the most disgusting display that I have ever done in public. That's that's pretty crazy, because you know, I stopped drinking for a bad night, but much less than that. Not as crazy. To her, that's insane. And they definitely have your picture somewhere. Don't let this one in. Don't let her drink these drinks.

You know, we haven't been back to the buffet, Like, I just run by it real quickly. If we're if we go, I'm just like, oh my god, they're going to see me. But now they're going to see this podcast and be like, oh my god, now we know that left a huge mess. Look, I have no shame,

I'll admit it. That's what I did. I mean, my worst, the grossest thing I've ever done in public, I said, the second now worst night of my life where I was passed well, I was passed out, throwing up the whole nine yards off tequila shots in a Jersey shore bar with guys pissing over my head into the toilet while the toilet was overflowing, and I'm like half dead on the side of the toilet. That's probably the grossest or worst thing for me. Oh, dripple, dripple was probably

all in your hair. I don't even want to know, because I'm telling you. The toilet was overflowing, and all I remember is looking just like laying there like this and just seeing guys like stream going right over my head. I love it. S like I haven't had those like I've had, like passing out in front of the toilet when I got home, and then my dad tried to push it out of door open because he was like,

are you okay? I like, yeah, I'm fine, And then all he was like, I gotta go bed was it's okay that you could pee as I'm like, I'll get my new best friend. I was like, that's like the only crazy, drunk crazy story. I was like up in the Vegas but I didn't go that crazy baca from your dad, like weed out the public doing stuff nothing I were. I fell in front of people and walked, got up and act like nothing was happening. I work, sweetheart.

I fell on my face, come on, anything crazy? When I hit that wall, I kind of just sit down and I'm like, I'm just gonna sit here and be quiet. So nobody's gonna know what's going on. So why don't we just tally then who has the the the winner of the stories. So out of the three of us, I'm gonna give it to Francine. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Francine too. Yeah. And I never would do that intentionally. It just it was kind of like I went to eat my pastack or opened my mouth and it was projectile.

Had she had the grossest embarrassing moment for herself. But what about the things we saw in person? So I saw the baby bird you saw? What did you say? I'm gonna have to say to me, they bird wins? Who else like sees baby birden having in real life? That the bar at a bar? They must have been really stop well they were hammered. Help it for that one. All right, all right, here we go. Question number two, M what would be the creepiest thing you, uh, you

could say while passing a stranger on the street. Oh God Jesus, all right you go first? Oh thanks, the creepiest Jesus. I don't know. You shouldn't talk to strangers. First of all, should see candy from strangers. You should talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. I want to suck your out. No, I don't know. This is a weird question. I don't like when strangers like, I don't know, maybe like a personal question, like ask them something personal. I don't know. This is difficult. You like to get

your hair pulled? That'd be pretty weird, right, a weird question. You like to punch it in the face. Have you ever experienced a donkey punch? Does this like chloroform? I don't know. That's weird. It's a weird question. I've had a creepy question asked to me. Yeah, I was gonna say job like I could do that one. I work at a shoe store as well. I'm a multi job person, and I got a phone call from some creepy person, and he was like, if I come there, will you

measure my feet? And I was like, yeah, we measure feet whatever. And he's like, will you touch my feet? And I was like yeah, to measure you, I kind of have to. And then he was like do I have to wear the socks or do you put my socks on for me? I was like it got real creepy that I kind of just like hung up the phone. I was like, that guy was super into foot fetishes and just called the shoe store to ask the weird questions.

I am super creepy. I've had a lot of foot fetishmen in my life because you get that in wrestling, you get they want your pictures of your feet. I could do a foot fetish because like that's the easiest fetish to do, because other ones are just super creepy. But foot fetishes, you're like, sure, you want a picture on my feet? You go. I was like that, that's easy, the picture parts easy. But when they want you to suck your own toes, that gets weird. I might be

removing myself from this conversation. Okay, taking I've never done it. I've never went that far, but I you know, they they do ask you. Can you lick your souls? Can you suck your own toes? No? I can't. Sorry, I don't do that. Do you politely decline? Yes? Oh, I'm always polite about it. And listen, I don't judge people for their fetishes. Yeah, like, everybody's got their thing. I get it, and if that gets you off, it's fine.

But I don't feel comfortable sticking my big fat toe in my mouth and sucking on it like it's a lollipop. Like that's exactly No, it just doesn't do it for me. So yeah, that's kind of creepy, but yuck. Yes, chat, what was the creepy thing that somebody ever had to do? Or anything like that? I really can't think of anything off the top of my head. I hate to say, I'm humdrum, but nothing. Uh. I really can't think of anything.

I mean, I might have suggested stuff along the way in younger days, but and I can remember, Okay, well, I mean, I you know, I'm not getting get into that shelter. I really don't. But I just don't think anybody's ever said anything to me. What did you say to somebody? I don't know if I should really say that on the air. I don't know if that's I don't know. No, I can't say it on the air. I a million throwing up all over the bergatta exactly, and I'm getting the following me to measure their feet.

I don't know. It's just because it might it just might be painted in a bad light. I used to work for the King of all media, the shock jock Howard Stern, and some stuff went down at the radio station that I don't know if I should reveal. That's a lot of stuff happens there. So I'm not talking about on the air. I'm talking about off the air. You can't say stuff and then not tell all right, you're the worst. Next question, I'll tell you whatever. Next question,

Next question? Oh sorry, let me pull it up here. I was lagging there. Try to dodge the bullet. Oh, yes, anyone started a rumor about you? If so, what was it about? I mean, we could do a Patreon extra for you with me, Yeah, you probably could. I've talked about this a million times. There. There are two that stand out for me. Uh, I slept with the whole locker room and I was anerrexic in bliemic. My whole time in which I was. I didn't sleep with the

whole locker room. And I was never anorexic nor beliemic. So there you go. People just jealous, That's what it is. You know, like whatever can help it if you're super skinny. I had, uh my metabolism through the roof, and you can ask anyone on that roster. I ate like a friggin pig. Brother has the crazy metabolism that he eat anything. And he's like six too, and he's like a twig. And I was like, where does it all go? Exactly? And I was on wake gainer. I was trying to gain,

just couldn't gain. Just you know, I couldn't do it. And then you have sheet writers telling all their disciples that read the stupid paper. You know, she's sick, she's this, she's no, I'll tell mine. But I gave you the tick because you're going to win, so I gave you the check mark. There was a rumor when I was a freshman in high school that I was having a relationship with a teacher. Oh yeah, I told that one, yeah, and there was a fight over it was the rumor true, though,

of course not. I can't say it. You can't say it on air. How about you, Christina? Is there any rumors? Do you have any rumors? I was? I don't No, I'm like that wasn't that crazy in high school? Yeah, I'm lucky president. It was really like, never got like the pregnanty rumor, never got like the cheating on somebody else's boyfriend rumor. Like, nah, not really rumors. Not cool like that cool to have a rumor myself. You won that one. I'm the winner. You won that one hands down.

There's too much stuff out there that we have to debunk. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier most uncomfortable? Oh? I mean I mean should the mail go first for that one? I mean condoms, uh, tampons, uh, MAXI pads having to buy that sounds very uncomfortable. H What are the I'm not gonna buy these and I'm not gonna use them. Oh, ain't no beads. That's so comfortable. But I mean are you going into stores to buy those anymore? You just yeah, like an Adam and Eve

or a port. But I think they got a preconceived notion of what people are going in there to buy. Oh well, Walmart now sells like the vibrators, So buying one of those at like a Walmart and then going to like the checkout line, and then a Walmart person going at Walmart really couldn't go to like a store. But do they sell them as massagers? Yes? Massagers? Yes, what I sell them as massagers? So everybody knows. Yeah, well that's what Spencer's Gifts used to do. Back in

the day. You know, you go in there, you'd be like, you know what that thing looks like over there, that pink shape thing in my neck? Imagine jamming it into your neck, you know, like, but I would say, I mean for me now, none of that is, you know, any bit embarrassing. Maybe back in the day, you know, that could have been. But I would even say for people now for the most part, how many places have self checkout that you won't even have to deal with

the cashier. That's true. But then sometimes when you do the checkout, it comes over that it needs a cast here, like an override, and then they just go over in your basket? Can you override the anal beads? I'm having a hard time checking out popped in my head for some reason. I've never still so yeah, on for anal beads.

Can you help me? Oh my god, that's great. And I'm sure the people at the at Adam and Eve's store or something like that, they probably see a lot worse getting purchased the anal beads, withstanding the probably other things that go up there that'll be a little bit worse. I used to work at a store and she would

tell me the crazy things people would buy. And I was like, how do you keep a straight face when they bring up the DVDs and it's all the weird DVDs And you're like, okay, two day rental is this and you're looking at the DVDs. I would have died. I couldn't have that job. I would definitely die at

the register. I feel like I can't. I was like, you're into that, Yeah, I don't think it's I Actually when I was going to wrestling school, this was like in ninety three, ninety three, ninety four, I was working at a telemarketing company and I was working at from midnight to eight am, and it was like a bunch of older married women and me and we always would look through the paper and we would want to find a better job, you know, and there was this one job that came up, and I think I told this

story already. It was we didn't know exactly what it entailed, but when we got off of work at eight am, we went over to see what it was. And it was something Charlie's in Southwest Philly, right before you got to the airport. It was the booths that the girl had to sit in where you would put a quarter in and then come up and the girl would diddle herself and the guy would have to keep paying because the thing only lasted like a minute. So the guy had in the city. What's that in the city? Like

the well, yeah, the floor was sticky. I remember my shoes sticking to the floor. And I said to the guy, what do I do in this booth? And he told me and I was like, oh no, Like I I didn't know what it. I was never in that environment. And the women that were with me they were appalled and we just high tailed it out of there. But he gave us a tour the whole store, and it

was it was hysterical. I mean, I wish I was a logger back then to just have my camera and just record everything, you know, But I just looked inside. He's like, yeah, you go in there, you masturbate and they put the quarters and I was like, oh, no, gross, easy way to make a living. Huh, that's all I gotta do. Exactly about the cleaner. About the cleaner, oh god, the person had to go in and clean booth. I

did not take the job. Just selet y'all know. Well, you know, I recently I asked my dad about, you know, nineteen seventies New York. My dad used to work a job for the transit Authority in New York where he would basically have to ride the trains and you know, catch the bad guys. And I watched the movie recently that portrayed New York in a very poor light from the nineteen seventies, and I had to ask. I said, well,

they're legit like sex shops. And I don't mean video stores or movie theaters, like legit theaters where you would go watch people having sex. He's like, yep. I was like, goddamn, still going on now in twenty twenty one. You go to the city, got some of the random stores. You'll walk in it's like videos in the front and then more towards the back is like you put in the quarter. You could watch the videos, and some of them I think still have the ladies in them. But this was legit.

Two people like on a stage. Oh, all right, are you watching the show? Yeah, you're watching it. You're watching two people in front of you. Everybody has seats and it's like you're eating your popcorn. It's like an avant garde performance. Do you pleasure yourself while you're watching this performance? I don't think so. Oh okay, so you just the movie. I'm gonna eat my popcorn. Just don't like food and drink. The guy next to you. Wow, I saw this performance

last week. The guy was a lot better. That's so weird. Exactly all right, we had here's another one here. When you were a kid, do you have any posters on your wall? If so, what I think I? I think I had a Monkey's poster. Oh yay, I did. I had a Michael Jackson poster. How will that work out for you? I think I had Michael Jackson poster. I think I had a New Kids on the Block poster that had an en Synct poster. Mine was J So I was like, oh, did you like him? Yeah? I'm

trying to think if I had anybody else, I don't know. Oh, I had Brian Adams too. I loved Brian Adams. That's a that's kind of a random one. Brian Adams, Yep, I love it. Now. Did you have Brian Adams the singer or Brian Adams the wrestler? Thank you? I thought you'd have a big picture of crush on your wall.

I had different points. I had Batman Forever and Batman and Robin the movie posters because my video store used to give away the posters after every couple of cycles that they were in the little display, like Dick Tracy, like random ones. And then later on I this talking late nineties, I have to say it. I have to admit it. Actually I replaced Batman and Robin with d X and the Rock Nice. What a Mark Triple H was on my wall at one point? Did you kiss it before he went to bed? I did not know.

I did not, but I was like, man, I was like, they're so cool. I want to be like them. They're so awesome. I wasn't allowed to hang any ECW posters because you know, controversial reasons. But I know somebody who had you on their walls. Me yes, yes, I do. Nice good choice. Go to signs for like when I went to PA and I got signed to say like blue Balls or Intercourse, Like there's town Pennsylvania. Need that, So I had them on my wall when I went there,

So I had those two. So there's blue Balls Pennsylvania. Yeah, swear blue Balls Pennsylvania, Intercourse Pennsylvania. There's like a who bunch of weird towns in PA that like you would never or no, that was true. She's right. I guess you don't want to be a guy in blue Balls paw not running blue Balls. I don't know, man, I'm not sure. Let's do we have time for one? Let's do one is the last one? Yeah? You could marry a fictional character. Who would it be? Fictional character? Fictional character?

I'd have to marry one of the princes. You are to be a Disney princess, yeah, even though I'm a heel and I want to be the evil queen. But all their all their husbands are dead, all the old mothers are they have no husbands, so I'll probably How about Flynn Ryder? I like him. You want to be Entangled? Yeah? I love Tangled. Chamileon to be your best friend. Uh, yeah, I would. I think I would pick Flynn Ryder. Okay,

anybody else Christina mm hmm, I don't know. I like like the Twisted movies, like all the Saw movies, so probably one. I'm glad you froze on that one. That was a weird. You want to marry again? You froze? No, like she keeps freezing. That's purposeful to the one. Okay, no, you keep freezing. But I know who you're talking about, and uh, that's a little weird, but we'll give it to you. I guess she's doing a karate move right now. Yes,

she is. She she's frozen, So so give you your answer, chat. Yeah, my answer would be Bula McGillicutty. Oh, from nineteen ninety six. Okay, from that's a fictional character. I just I just picked her up so she can come back in because she's frozen. But we gotta go back to nineteen ninety six fictional character, right, there's no such person as Buela McGillicuddy. Okay, I'm gonna give you the win on whatever we were doing, just because nothing's gonna beat the throwing up in the the borgatta.

I didn't have to tell that story, but I think it's a funny one. Okay, I'm back, I'm sorry. That's okay. The wind here in New York has been crazy and it's like seventeen degrees outside it feels like one degrees or negative one. So the wind's been pushing all the Wi Fi out. So okay, So my fictional marriage, Okay, So, like all they call those twisty horror movies, and I'm obsessed with the movie Jigsaw, like all the Saw movies.

I want to marry Jigsaw. Like, yeah, I understand he like dies in like the fourth or fifth movie, but like he's always got that like twistedness that like every movie always makes you think and then you're like, oh my god, you definitely didn't have to murder yourself at the end, like you could have done it. So like having like a fun guy like that, I guess fun.

Oh so you think you're you're not really into looks, You're into more of like a mind smartness kind of yeah, okay, more yeah something like that that, Like he don't be the most beautiful, like the way that like he makes you think, and like you're just you're like okay, all right, and now you're like, she's crazy. She likes to I said it before, to each their own. So, honey, you do you marry whoever you want. I wouldn't expected him for an answer, but interesting. Yeah, that was a that's

a weird one. Uh, we'll give it to you, Francine one. By the way, I said, as you were, I don't get prized. You didn't look about any characters. Here's what the prize is. I'll tell you what the last Patreon extra was before we say goodbye to Christina. I didn't have enough time to load it into the little gimmick here. But we're actually going to see lance Storm in action for the second week in a row, oddly enough. Yeah,

so it's lance Storm taking on Nova. Okay, this is Nova breaking off into Nova in full blown tights and he's doing his thing in the ring. But it's the end that I would like to spotlight because you make a hell of a fiery entrance. I do. Yeah, So that's why we'll be chit chatting during Nova versus lance Storm and wait for the ending because I love the fire. Wait. No, once again, I have no knowledge of this match or what I did, so this will be a fun fun thing.

Come on and that's what you get on Patreon this week. So Christina, before you say goodbye and just tell everybody where they can find you and what's going on with you in DC. You can find me on Twitter, Instagram, All under La Christina one four to three. Me and DC are trying to figure out new things to do for the show. We're introducing new people, but we're over the guardrail. If you want to come and watch us on there, on YouTube, on Facebook, on Twitter, Instagram, We're

on everything awesome. Well, it was lovely to meet you, meet you guys too. Yeah, you're adorable and I'm sure we will cross paths against So have a great agen and thank you too. See you have a great weekend. Bye bye. You know that turned out to be a lot of fun. It was. Yeah, I love off the

walk questions like that. Yeah, and please don't think any different of me out there, because you all know that ninety percent of you have had one of those nights where you just throw up all over the place, so well I know, yeah, I mean I didn't want to do it. I couldn't control it. It just happened. So I watched the movie two Nights ago, to see if a friend of mine who located it, I wanted to see it. And I watched this movie two nights ago. It was called Blood for Dracula. Okay, Dracula needed to

find the you know, his wife. He needed to find somebody that's gonna keep him alive because he needed the blood of the virgin right to stay alive. But he would find out girls were lying to him about being virgins because he would suck their blood and then he would be poisoned. Okay, he would then throw up blood all over the place. All right, I turned the Liz, I go, Now you know how I felt that night a couple months ago. Well, well, this was a good show.

Let's let's talk about I think we're almost done here. I don't think we have time for Disney this week, so we'll talk about Disney next week. But Chad tell us what's going on in here? Yeah? So absolutely, you

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to get it signed. And also this Shane Douglass eleven by fourteen and eight by ten print that I have already signed by shane'll be available as well. They're in the limited quantity and signed in beautiful bold yellow, right nice, So yeah, look for that. That's all I got awesome across the board. On social media, you can find me at ecw diva Fran scene. I'm also on Twitch. Guys, come over and help me make partner ECWDA Fran scene on Twitch. And with that, that's a RUP