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We've done wrestling in the past, right, so we don't we've done Have we done movie stars? I think we have. I think we've done music, movies and wrestling, Or we did cartoon characters. We did cartoon characters. Okay, what do you want to do? I don't know. Before we get started, I want to show you this video that I told you I found. Oh do I need a link? No, I'm gonna pull it up on the screen. I'm just gonna black it out so we don't get any trumping.

But since I have it here, it's uh, it's interesting. It's a world Star style video. As we were we were recording with Luke, I saw Kurt Angle trending on Twitter and I was like, well, that's weird. Why it's Kurt Angle trending? You know, it hasn't been on TV, And it's because there's a video there's an incident where there are some people scuffling. Do you want to crack the drink while we watch this? Well, I don't want to start drinking. Oh you don't want to start drinking? No,

because it's part of the game. Okay, all right, Well I just wanted to show you. Let's see why card Angle was trending. Okay, all right, so you see this video here. There's no audio, but here's okay, here's a video. It looks like there's some sort of gathering of people and in a parking lot, and to to my view, it looks like some people pushing each other in the left hand corner. Oh okay, I'm like, where am I looking? It looks like a male and a female. Oh okay,

some jockey. I think the female's trying to hold the male back from Yeah. Yeah, this could be some sort of work scenario that looks like three people wearing the same shirt. Yes, one guy's like, what you want? She's definitely holding them back. But oh, he's like, do you want some of this? Yeah, he had his hands in the pockets. Oh, look he's doing a tracy some mothers. He's taking his off. I thought he pulled out a gun and I was like, what, Oh they're going they're

going scuffle. She says, no, don't do it. He's like yet his shamee. And then there's that lady in the middle there. What does she do get out of here? She's a referee. She looks she's ready to count the three from me. Here we go, ready almost up? There he goes, he pushed her. Oh, I have a lady's pulling the other lady. Oh, he's ready to slap his bitch in the face. There we go, We're we're duking. I would love to know what they're fighting. Oh he's already.

Oh his hat fell off. There we go, whoap, Oh my gosh. There he just gave him two German souplexes. Look at them. He's got a promo. Wow. Now I bet he wished that girl held him back. Look at her. What the hell he's like? Damn, this guy's mad. Look at his shoes match and holy that's why kurd Angle was trending. Somebody got back to back Germans. Wow, I'm gonna guess a bitch. No, it's gotta be a bitch. Bitches are the problem all the time. Everyone's causing problem.

Stare you come on, that's terrible. All right, we have to think, well, thank you for that. That was fun. I had to see why Kurt Angle was trending. I was like, well, you know, you see somebody trending, sometimes you think the worst. So I clicked on it just out of morbid curiosity, but was pleasantly surprised to see another man get German sup plex. Very good. Okay, now onto business, all right, why don't we just try to

do uh? Oh okay, So I have my good old not your father's root beer I'm going, oh, he's got a whole freaking taste. I got one black cherry left and the rest are all my favorite six. This is six, but I think the wife hit it the other night, so there is one down white claw. I don't like the stigma surrounding the white claw as a I'm just gonna throw an aniol in here. Pussy drink, Okay, it is, it is not it is. I don't like beer. Okay, now why Here's what I'm gonna say. When I was

in Boston, I had a rough day. I had a coarse light. Okay, I have had a corse light in a while. I got accused of drinking piss beer. So even when I drink beer, I get shipped for what I drink. So I don't care. I like that, multiple people, multiple people. If you like it, you drink it. But it's a low alcohol content. I think it tastes like piss water myself. There's no fruit flavor in it. What's I just the whole line of those seltzers, whatever they're called.

I think they all suck. They all suck, and they're girly drinks for people who don't want to get hammered. Well, you have about six or seven of these, you will be hammered. I hate to tell you. You got your pile them up. You have to pile them up. But you just can't have one or two and fill a buzz because I just I started drinking liquor, probably over beer, probably like two thousand and five, two thousand and six. I ever went back. I used to drink rolling Rock.

That was my beer of choice. I can't just go and say I'm I don't have a jack and coke right now, or a or a rum and coke or a because it's twelve o'clock, it's twenty six in the afternoon, and I don't have a bar set up alcohol. It doesn't matter what you're drinking. So that's why I love the claw. Yo, I love this. You love the claw, and that's fine. But I was a you know, our buddy Danny, the twitch guy. Right. I was at a

party in his house a couple of weeks ago. He goes, oh, I got a white claw, you know, a cooler over there. I went to get it and one of his home boys was there and he said to me, he goes, white claw. He goes, maybe it's because you're a Mets fan, and I was like, oh, those are fighting words, like damn see that? Well, you know, you drink what you like. Who am I to judge? Just drink what you want? And that's your root beer? Correct, it's my root beer.

Now what is the alcohol content on one can of yours? Well, let me see if the black cherry is any for this is five percent alcohol? But okay, okay, let me see is this oneon the lemon is also five percent? Now there's a like Supreme White Claw that has come out that's more more alcoholic, but I can't find it. We've been looking for it all over the place. So my husband drinks a beer that he had in the Germany Pavilion in Epcot. It's grapefruit, I forget what it's

called structum highmerc Persian pushiam something like that. Okay, well, very low low alcohol content. But he doesn't drink it to get drunk. He just likes the taste of it. So he'll have like one or two and then that's it. No buzz, no nothing. He just thinks it tastes phenomenal. So I mean it just you know, you're drinking it if you want to get messed up. I don't feel like White Claws the thing to go to. But if you're just having a couple of cocktails and you're relaxing

and you like to taste, do it. Yeah, you gotta have a bus. Especially the guy that sides your husband have to have about two hundred of these. Oh god, I I would say nine times out of ten, the only reason I would drink is to get drunk. Okay, well to each the room, cheers, cheers, cheers. So let's start off. Let's just start off with like, uh, television stars, character name or actor actors. Oh that's tough, that's tough, and that's why. Okay, this could be rough. All right.

Do you want me to start or would you have to actors or actresses or either? Okay, okay, all right, that made it a little bit better. I'll start, Okay, Okay, So I'm just I know who I'm gonna sign, and it's gonna it's gonna be good. I think this is his name, Aaron Williams. Is he Potsy from Happy Days? Anson? Williams Anson, Aaron, Okay, I got one, okay, William H. Macy Okay, and you didn't even have to take a sip. Now,

what show was he on, most famously recently Shameless. Okay, just ended, I need an m M and Shameless went down the tubes fast. I wasn't good. Huh the ending, it's been terrible. Uh. Marlee Matt Mattson Marley Maitland, Maitland, she's the deaf actress. Lady. I'm not laughing at her death as I'm laughing at the fact I don't know these people's name. Classic side Felt appearance, Yes, I got one on him, and you need to think pick up your freaking can I know what I have to think

about this? And it technically counts as a television star. Mickey Dolan's he was yeah, okay, hmm. Can I use our forty fifth president, mister Donald Trump, because he was on the Apprentice? You absolutely could? You? Absolutely you? Donald. I'm gonna I'm gonna take a sip even though I know who I'm gonna say as well, because why not Tom Selick. Oh, my sister loves Tom Selleck. Try and listening. I grew up. All I was told is he was Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck was on the Frontery and oh

was he really made a little appearance? Yes he did, so I need an ass right yep mm hmm hmmm. Oh, Sally Struthers double s. She was on All in the Family as What the hell was her name? I wanted to say Rita, but it's not Gloria. Gloria, that was it? Okay, Sally, I'm hoping this alcohol will numb the pain of my teeth. By the way, that's right, throbbing m Can y'all see look for the blue the blue? How about the flying nun Sally field Field? I like her? Can I say myself?

Since I'm generally on t V television now, had you guest start on a television show as a character, I would have said, yes, I was on Inside Edition. Mm hmm. I'm thinking more like you know on Family Matters. Frand Dresser, Dresser, Fran Dresser. Okay, d Treasure the hell mhm hate the show. Hate the show? The show from Fraser David Hyde Pierce, I hate, I hate a horrible show. Yeah, okay, so Pete pe mm hmm. Well, I'm gonna just bounce off of you and say Peter Tork because I can't think

of anybody. Well. By the time we're done, we'll see if we can name all mines for sure. Okay, oh no, I'll take a sip. Tim Allen, oh Tim the tool Man, Anson Williams Okay, oh hm hmm, I got them? And hash okay and hash. She used to be uh Ellen's for a while before she moved on to Portia de Rossi, but not not Ellen. Yes, and Anne he ish married a man. That's what I was laughing at. There was always the belief Ellen she's, you know, into the ladies. When she would open up her show, which is ending,

the show is going off the air. Ellen would dance through the aisles and she's a bad dancer, but she'd be grinding up on these ladies and they're all like yay. She's probably all like yeah, she was a horrible dancer. She was never in beat with the music. Like I couldn't understand why everybody thought she was so great dancing. It was arable. My daughter hates Ellen with a passion, and I'm like, why do you hate Elkie? She hates her.

I don't know why. She's always like eh Ellen, Ellen, like Ellen is you know, into the into the female persuasion, and she'd be coming down all these housewives in the crowd going yeah, it's Ellen. Yeah, guess what I'd let Ellen grind my leg if it was if it was that show where she gives away at Christmas time, she can grind my leg all she wants, give me, give me a free car. Get Ellen. Just jesus. I am upset that we never got to go on the Ellen ride.

Okay in Epcot? Which one? Which one was that? It was the Oh god, it was the one with it was boring the first eight minutes. It's just Ellen on on a big screen. But then you like drive through when you see dinosaurs and I don't know of the Universe of Energy. I think it was called Okay interesting. Yeah, we never got to go on it. But I don't even know whose turn it is. I got it. You had you said Henry, You said Anne haysh I'm gonna say Henry Winkler. Winkler, So two characters from Happy Days

on fact about Henry Winkler. He is one of the most fan friendly people at signings. He is he is uh. He was out of signing. I did, and his line was like long and he was coming. I don't know what the hold up was, but he was talking. He came out of the room. I was talking to the people. Are you all right? I know it's a long wait. Are you okay? It's just so sweet. I thought that was so nice to him. I saw him one day when I was working at thirty Rock. He was on

the Today Show. They were escorting him to the elevators and I walked by and I waved and he went, hello nice. I was just like, that's the Fonds have. This is going back maybe two three years, maybe in four years. There's a comedian named Jeff Die and he's a cute kid. He's he's young, he's a cute guy. He's a he's a stand up. But he had a show that was on I think NBC. It was Henry Winkler, Captain Kirk William Shatner, the football guy. That's real old ship.

He was a Steeler. I believe he does the Fox. Yes, Terry Bradshaw, George Foreman. He had all the old guys and he took them like on tour around the world. Have you seen that? It was? I love that show. It was such a fun show. But they were all old timers. Henry Winklers on it, and he was the sweetest soul, really cute. But mine is w mm hmm. I don't like her. But Wendy Williams, I don't like

her hard. When Liz was first out on Mattornity to leave in twenty eleven, it was like Wendy Williams was on Loop because that was the only ship that was on TV. I would rather sit in darkness. I don't like that lady at all. Annoying. Let me ask you this one, this is an interesting one. Would you accept Walt Disney. Walt Disney, he used to be on the Wonderful World of Disney. He would do all the intro. He wasn't on the Wonderful World, but he would introduce

the show. He would introduce the now you're gonna watch the World of Tomorrow, and I'm Walt Disney and blah blah blah. Right, if not, I'll change. I'll think you can do that all right, thank you? Hm hmmm so d mm hm oh my. Now when you draw a blank and you just can't think of anything, there's been some foot all players that you could use for d that have been guest stars and also starret on television shows.

So you could dip into some sports realm if necessary, Because there have been a lot I'm thinking something with David, but I can't think of a list. There's a lot of good David's. Yeah, like, who am I thinking of? David? Yeah, so I was gonna say, think about a show with the Beyond. I never watched it. I didn't either, but I love the song about Watch Red Diaries with David the covey. You know what Red Shoe Diaries is. It was one of those showtime late night programs in the nineties.

David du coveney. I don't know why he was. There might have been a movie that he was in that the show spun off from. But all he would do is read these letters that people would send him. In The letters would be the story. Was it like the House Letters? Sort of company? Watch it all right, David d coveney. Wait, I heard it much louder in my ear. Wait, I know what's gonna happen. You're gonna do the voiceover again and my burps are going to be no from

the Simpsons. It's funny, David d' coveney. All right, let me see. By the way, yeah, drink my mouth hurts. Have I mentioned that? You don't care? How about Dick but kiss The former football player. He used to be on a lot of shows. He was. Yeah, no, no, no, that's no, that's Alex. What's his name, Alex or was that their name on the show? I think George Papadopolis was the character. His name was Alex Kolaris or careers er. Yeah, I'm blinking on it. I don't know. I know who

you're talking about. But Dick, but kiss Dick Buckus. So I need a bee and I can't use our friend Brutus. It's a lot of Now look now, look at Luke and how great Luke was. Yeah, Brutus the Barbara Beefcake. Come on, Bruce, listen. I put our guest over. I called him handsome. I mean I would put Brutus over.

I'm sure if Paul Hayman called Brutus beef Cake in ninety seven, Brutus Beefcake would have been doing this in the middle of the c W reader came out with that pink oufit with we would have said, we would have seen Brutus Dudley walking around. Yeah, okay, where's my letter? But kiss b M Who Betty White, Oh, Betty White, back to w such a bet she's like ninety nine. God bless her quickly. I saw a that's a picture

of Betty White. It was the Friends Reunion on the left, and on the right it said Golden Girls Reunion and it was Betty White with Ouiji board. Oh that's side, Come on, that's side. I just watched a clip of Betty White one SNL. She was with Keenan Thompson. She was his grandma, which made no sense. But they were harassing. Uh. It was like juvenile jail or, like the teenagers that go to jail. Betty was like, listen, crap. She was so cute. All right, I got one. Bill Hayter was

just laughing his ass off like he always did. You're giving good you're giving good names. Keep sorry, all right? Uh? Did I lose it? W okay, Boy meets World remember Boy Mean's World. I didn't watch it, but I know of based out of Philly. They were supposed to be in the suburbs of Philadelphia. Will Freddle who the heck was that? He was the brother but he also was the voice of Batman beyond. How do you know his name?

I remember from the credits fredl or Fate. It's either Fred or Fradle, So it goes back to an f or Freddell or something like that. Somebody's driving by your house on a motorcycle. Yep, damn kids, it's so nice here today. Oh my gosh that when we're done, I send you a picture. I was walking to the post office because there's no humidity. It was like eighty degrees this morning. Oh my god, I think I'm going to take them the swim. I need to tan because I'm

milky white. Oh my arms were peeling from my purple tan I had two weeks ago. F Yeah, what's Frank Stallone on television? I mean, he's Frank Stalone. You can do whatever the hell he wants. And he looks good fifty five did you know that? Well, now that he's probably like seventy two, looks really good for seventy two. All right, So Frank Stallone? Was he on a TV? I'm sure he was. Yeah. I think he was probably on the Love Boat or something. Yeah, exactly. I hear

the love Boat's got some uh, it's got some rewatchability. Hey, just Captain Stuping just died, I know. And by the way, love Boat is new for plex. Yes, very proud of his love boot. Yes, and I was making fun of him the other day and I was just like, boat, Yeah, he's a big fan of Gopher and Doc. I don't know. But he was telling me about certain episodes that I'm sitting here like, okay, I think is whole Colgan on the love boat? There might be a wrestling love boat?

Sure there was? All right, who was it? What did you? Okay? All right? Are you almost done that first one? I'm almost done mine. Steve Martin. Yeah, Mary Magdalen, Mary Magdalen, Mary Magdalen. What we're doing religious characters? Now? Okay? I thought you're going with the pornographic actress Magdalen Saint Michael's. I don't even know who that is. We have to do more porn. Worry about it, don't worry about it, for it, Sorry about it. I like her, She's a

good one. I want to hear a funny, interesting story about her. Sure, okay, wait, wait, can I can I give her before? I forgot his name and I just freaking forgot his name Mark. Oh, I forgot his name Walburg. Oh no, but I'll say him, no, no, no, no no, I was just giving suggestions. I will say Mark Wahlberg because he was on the warworks. Oh did you know Nacho died? I saw. I don't follow the show, but I saw somebody else died in the mom the mom and then Nacho was in his car dead. Those Wallburg's

are dropping like flies. Telling your lady, So she got into the game later in life and is a more what we would consider mature, like a milk porn. Yeah, Ted millf teeter tottering on guilf style. How old is she? Like sixty? Oh, now she's probably like fifties, early sixties. She's still doing it. Oh, she's still doing it. Wow. You know what we should watch? We should watch an old lady porn for a watch? Okay? Interesting? How old

and how pornographic? What's no? Because well we can't obviously we can't put the we can't show them, but we can critique it. We can. I will pull the barf bag out for sure. That would be fun. Yes, let's do it next week. We watched China's trailer. That was a trailer. I want to see. I want to watch. Well do we watch? We didn't watch the China porn did we know? We just watched the watched the trailer for the one that she was in the ring. Yes, okay, guys,

but they didn't show anything. All right, China, what if we what if we really showed what we can't show? But what if we watch one of the Old Lady? Okay, maybe maybe hilarious? Maybe What did they called Grandma porn? I mean you would just say mature mature porn? Yeah? Yeah, but see, I would think if I was a porn star, I would be mature porn because I'm forty nine, am I. I don't know. I'm not the I'm not the judge of porn categories. Grandma porn? We're watching grandma porn? Okay?

All right, Well one day we'll do that, absolutely God, all right. I have a I have a good one for w Yeah, multiple shows, my favorite being Charles in Charge, Willy Ames, Willy Ames, Willy Ames. I used to have a crush on. I thought he was so I didn't like Scotpeo. I liked Willy Ames in that show, okay, and then like I saw him on like some show and he was like mean and weird, and I was like, oh, I don't like I don't think I like him anymore. It's it's like the wrestling edict. The good guys are

usually the bad guys. He's the funny, like goofy side character, and he's really a dick. He came off as a little dickish. I don't know if there was a rehab show. I don't know what I saw him in, but I was not. I didn't like him. He could be a little dickish. Okay, well then that's good. So A Willie ames a Okay, m hm hm. We're using all the same letters, but check this one out and be Davis. You know she is, I do Alice. She's Alice from the Rainy Bunch and B Davis. Okay, an B Davis?

How come Sam and her never got married. They were like sixty years old. I just like to knock boots and they just date it. Yeah. They went in the basement where Alice lived and banged and then he would leave and cut the meat. She would go pick up her butcher. One of my favorites to use it when we do anything. I've used him before, but I'll use

him again. Dick van Dyke, Dick van Dike. Just saw him somewhere for something, probably doing something amazing, because he's dictating something wonderful, because he's He's a treasure, So I need another D. Do you know your name is Dick and your last name is Dike? You need you need another D? Sounds like a personal problem. Okay? Oh m hm. Was the code of fanning on television? I don't think so. I think she is strictly movies, okay, but the movies

are broadcast on TV. Was Darryl Strawberry ever? All? Technically Darryl Strawberry was a guest star on The Simpsons. Technically, then I win. Okay, Well, I'm all about Darryl Strawberry. I was just talking about him this morning to your buddy Chad from Music City Collectibles. Are you collabbing on a sign Well, we're collabbing on a signing in August, heading down to Watertown for a uh for a signing.

A virtual we're doing. He's doing a baseball virtual. Okay, but we're talking about maybe, if this one goes well, Darryl Strawberry maybe not far behind. All right, it's a Strawberry hell about Okay, wait a minute, excuse me, h. I purped a couple of times, but they're like, I larry dainty burps to go with my dainty little drink. How about from the sopranos, Steve Shripa and who was he? He was Bobby. He was Bobby Bacala, Bobby who played

what was that the one that floor floor Furio? Yeah, yeah, he was in love with Carmela and Carmela loved him right at one point. Yeah, so Furio that chiller, Okay, him and the grandpa or the uncle uncle junior. Yeah, uh, Furio took a picture with me, just stared at my boobs the whole I think that Furio. I've said this before. I wasn't a big fan of that character. I think that he was. He was right to leave and go

back to Italy because he was gonna get whacked. Yeah, wacked a chiller if he kept staring at my tits, because that's all he did was stare at the boobs. And I was like, that's where the show title works. But then, but then do you also get the other side where the guys are purposely not trying to like look at you because they're gonna they're all like this sometimes, or they looked over my shoulder instead of but why not just look at me? That's thank you very much.

That's why I named the show Eyes up Here. I don't understand perfect h Glenn GILBERTI the Disco Inferno who I don't know why we haven't had him on yet. We'll get him eventually, get him on. Joe Feenie was promoting Eyes up Here on the Creative Control Network during K one hundred with yes, yes, uh, Disco Inferno just pops in. He goes, Oh, I get it now, Eyes up Here. Don't look at my tits. There you go. Now you understand the whole concept of the title. So,

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heinous crimes, and support those most impacted. Military True Crime Addict is available wherever you get your podcasts, and you don't need to know anything about the military to listen. Now back to the show. Is there a Sam Dalton? Sam Dalton? You're either thinking of Darren Dalton, the Philadelphia Phillies catcher or Sam Dalton. Are you thinking of ABC News anchor Sam Donaldson. No, he was the guy with

the real serious like eyebrows. Sam Dalton. Sam Dalton is an accomplished television and motion picture actor, writer, director, and producer. He began his acting career at the young age of five, when he appeared as an extra in the scene from Black Hill's Passion play in Lake Wales, Florida. Sam Dalton, I knew there was a Sam dalon. Okay, give me a credit. So what did he do? Give me one show he was on? Okay, Sam Dalton appeared. Uh, he

graduated from Lenoir City High School. Okay, I know everything about this guy so far except for what he's done. Sam's recent roles have included appearances in the Disney Channel television movie Double Team Channel That's a play on words, right on track? Uh falls, falls, the shadow online, a matter of time? In aggression? Uh wait, trying to see Cats in the Cradle. He's also a stage actor Christmas Carol Sam Dalton sucks, okay, but I'll give it to

you because I'm about to blow your mind. I'm gonna take a drink. I'm blowing my mind that I know. See a Dalton. I don't even know who the hell this guy is. There's not even a picture. I'm gonna name Bill Davidson. No, here we go, I got you ready, Here we go, Davy Jones. It's not blow my mind. No, we got three out of four monkeys. So I just need an m We need Mike Nesmitt. That's all right? So Jay, okay, can I say Judge Judy? I would accept it. I would definitely accept Judge Judy. Oh my

mouth hurts. And Chad, Jay, how do you think I'm gonna feel with Bracey too? They're not comfortable when you first get them on. I'm not gonna lie and sometimes you do wake up in a lot of pain. Also, if you get a canker store in your mouth death. You know what they have on Amazon, these clear things that snap to them. It doesn't cut your your inside your mouth. I'm gonna buy them. They used to make us put wax right. Well, they have these. How do

you think that's it? These? Uh, I'm gonna buy them. Okay, ready, here we go, wax do It's just supposed to be the barrier between your cheek and the the pointy part of the brace, but it doesn't work. Jerry Seinfeld, Oh, Jerry Lynn, Jerry sign another ass? So can I say Steven Seagal? Was he on TV? Technically he had a reality show then he was on TV? So there you go. Okay, he's right up there with that guy I just mentioned that. I can't even remember what his name is a little

bit bigger than that guy. He's a little bit bigger than that guy in both name and stature. On the Disney Channel. Is this the grandma porn that we're watching out double teaming? We're gonna have to see a grandma porn in the most grossest form possible. We're gonna do it. We're doing it. We gotta get Edgy. We gotta get we gotta get subscribers. M Steve Gutenberg, is he on any TV show? He's just movies, He's movies, Steve go mmmm uh Sarah, Oh god? What's her name? From Roseanne?

Sarah gilt Bert? Oh yeah, okay, she's on the Well, she's on the view too. She's the reason Sharon Osbourne got fired on Uh Talk? That was it? Why's that? I'm sorry? Sharon Osbourne sided with Tears Morgan in the debate over the princess. What's her name? The one with Harry Yes, so you can't have an opinion? No, he's tired, got it here, so sick of this ship? I know it, get it out of here? So what am I doing? G G? We haven't ed G yet. Hmmm. One of my favorite men actually got a cameo from him, and

it was delightful. His name is Gilbert Goffrey. I tried to get Gilbert on the show at one point he said, no, I just got no response. Then he's not my favorite anymore. You're out, Gilbert. I just wanted him to come up, be like hello, I wonder why I'm here. Our Patreon member David Noble got me a cameo from Steve Gutenberg and Gilbert Coffrey in the past. And I showed my kids and they were amazed because Gilbert Goffrey is the voice of what aboo and uh diaga yago? Okay in Aladdin,

he's the bird. He's the bird. Okay, well one of them. And they recognized the voice and they were like, hey, that's so and so, and I said, yes, I have a cameo problem now, okay, g G Gary Oldman, uh familiar, he's in I know, he's in a lot of movies. Had me on TV at some point. Damn it, hold on, let me think of another one. This is hard today? Why is this so hard? Oh? My tooth? Oh? I thought alcohol was the numb. Jerry halliwell, from the Spice Girls.

She's been on reality shows? What which one she was on? One of those America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent? She was on? She was a judge? What Why would I pull that one out? Fun fact? My favorite Spice Girl? Not really a fun fact. She's your favorite. She was at the time. I was a I was an adopted Spice Girls fan, Jerry Hollowell being the main reason why I would think you would like baby for some reason. Really. Yeah, I've never really been into blonds. Okay, I don't know

red it was something about the red hair. Their movie, dude, piece of shit shouldn't have ever been making. In fact, I saw that movie with Chastity from her house. Well there's one night. Now here's a duo. I never expected to ever hear watch Spice World movie and Denise. I used to be really close with Denise, like we were like best friends for a while. Interesting, Yeah, I like her. Remind me to tell you something later. Oh, forget it. I'm writing it down. Hold on, you write it and

then you'll forget it. You'll forget it is mine? H yes, halliwell, h I'm writing it down. Oh, Harry Anderson. I'm like, oh, that's a great one. That's a really good one. Thank you. I was going to reapply my lipstick. And then I was like, why bother? Now, this guy created a lot of TV. Could he count Aaron Spelling? But he created a lot of TV. But if it wasn't for him,

you wouldn't love Beverly. If I would have said creators, that would have been I dare say he's forgotten more television ideas that he's had than that guy who you mentioned out of the blue has ever even been up? Guy was amazing. What's his name, whatever his name was, what is his name? His name is Sam Dalton. Aaron Spelling ships more ideas out of his butt and related to successful television shows. And he's been on what was

Aaron Spelling? Worth millions? Multime millions, multi millions. Excuse me? Do you know? According to his daughter Tory, he only left her a million dollars. Let me get my tiny violin out. Five children? Five children, that's a couple. That's a couple of k a kid. But if you have twenty billion dollars, you're gonna just leave me a million. Did you have a Tory spelling story? I know you. Somebody had who had a toy spelling story? Ah, somebody I did what like a like a she was a

bitch to them story? I thought it was, though I can't remember who it was. Somebody told me about Tori spelling and it was I thought it was you spelling. Yes, Oh that counts, yes counts bullshit again? Fine mm hmm, she didn't even say it. She's laughing. Stamp Donaldson. I was just thinking you were going to say that, Well, he's been a lot a lot of stories. Very famous clip of him getting pissed off at his producer. Yeah, it's very funny. Oh I need another one. You know what.

My one of my favorite things to hear is. I heard it once and it lingers with me. It was Casey Caseum being recorded when he wasn't. Yes, I know that. It's a very famous clip in the radio world. Get down on the phone. Where are those pictures? I was supposed to see it? He's like, and this next dedication is going out to a very special family. Their dog, Bubbles died yesterday. A dead dog. I gotta come out of an up tempo record to a dead dog. Every time they do this to me, it's a goddamn death

dedication song. All right, Donaldson, all right, let me pop this guy here. Oh damn it. I don't have nails. You neither cut them all off? How the hell did the Sandman pop these things open like it was nothing? You know, I saw a very funny clip of Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin. You know Steve Austin do the beer badh thing where you throw the beers in from the side guy whatever. It was a post show thing. They go off the air, Austin hits Hogan with the stunner, right,

the only time they ever interacted like that. Hogan gets up, they do the beer thing. Austin was drinking so much beer and throwing them to Hogan. You could tell Hogan was blasted by like the fifth or six one in when they're chugging them. Wait, how drunk could you get chugging those beers in front of that crowd as they wait a minute, they're working against each other, and then they become friends and start drinking. So it's the thing where Austin does like the sucker, In hits you with

the stunner. You know out me, it's Steve Austin. Then he Hogan gets up and he gives him the beer. They salute they you got makes perfect sense. But can you get that drunk with them throwing the beers and you're throwing them back? I mean, if you're drinking, if you're downing beer quickly and he drank six beers, Oh he was, you could just tell come on, yeah, sure, And he's doing the over exaggerated Hogan selling. So he's

doing like this too. On top of it, classic were ten minutes after Oh, it was like twenty it was. And the best part is the Steve Austin music just playing on loop over and over again. But I just loved it. Nobody moved, nobody left the arena. Oh that and that was That was the best part of going to WWE TV is the after the show stuff because you could be there for another hour. All right, d D you need a date? I got one, but I don't need one. You need some D in your life.

Dinah Shore Wow mm hmm. Can I say Sean Spicer you could Chase? I would say Sean Spicer, Yes, I'd accept that. Oh, how about Sean Hannity mm hmmm mm hmm. Howard Hessman, Hulk Hogan TV. Been on a lot of TV. You didn't even let me sing the w K rap song. Somebody just died from w KRP Herb. That was it, Herb Baby. If you ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me? The man on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, w k Yeah. Yes, the Angel of Death was the one that notified me

of the death of Herb. From the to the Angel of Death, I called him. He's always like R I P. And I'm like, did you hear who? He didn't hear one? And I'm like did you hear so? And he's like damn, And then two seconds later he puts it on Facebook. He's the best. Yeah, I did know. I call him the angel of death. It used to be my brother. My sister says, I know who dies because of him because he's always posting. And there's been a couple that he posts and it gets me and I'm like, oh man,

I was sad. I didn't I didn't expect that one ned baby just died from Deliverance and many other great now movies and shows. And he'll text me, did you hear it? I'm like, sad, I just write sad and it's like, R I P. What's my letter? Oh? Hulk Hogan, h m hm, three in a row? Double h's Helen Hunt? Oh Helen Hunt. Oh yeah, I'll take us. I'll take us in mm my old boss, Oh Howard damn it another as I wonder how that big birds did in these days? Can I say, Sarah Silverman you could because

she does. She did stand ups on HBO. Okay, sometimes I like her and sometimes I don't not a big fan. No, not a big fan. Sometimes I don't know, you know. The vulgarity with her is what propelled her to her I guess her height, but Eyah kind of loses me. Yeah, I don't have my push up for on today. I'm very sorry to hear that. Okay, you got it, that's how that's the pressure. Well, I'm sitting report. I don't either. I'll just sit like this the whole time that one

they hit my chin. Will we accept character names? No? Damn it? Sam alone from Cheers? No? Sam Alone? Oh? Wait, right, do you? Damn it? I can't think of a good one. M I start to do the bumper for Mickey Ship. I should have did it before I started drinking. Samanthamantha. I'm thinking of Sex in the City Jones. No, that was her name, and Sex and the City Samantha Jones something. Okay, that was what it was. Sarah Jesca Parker, Yes, horse

face herself. Oh she doesn't have a horse face. No. The most accurate South Park character depiction in history is South Park Sarah Esca Parker. Excuse me, I can't help with this, spear ras. What's my letter? P Parker? Mm? Hmmm, Peter Brady, Peter Brady. See, out of the goodness of my heart, I would accept it. No, it's not I'm not going to because you would not give it to me. No, I know. I'm just saying. There's got to be somebody named Peter talk. We already said Peter Tork, Peter Paul, Peter,

Paul Bearer. No, all right, Percy Pringle. Can I say Paul Hayman New Year? We're gonna say. Yes, I'll give you Paul Hayman. I'll give you Paul Hayman. Okay. How much more time do we have? We about ten more minutes? Okay, because you have enough to do two parts? Right, yes, yes, yes, because this is riveting Hayman. Okay, So how about let me take a drink here. I want to use Harry, but I can't think of anybody with Harry Harry Nielsen. But he's a he's a songwriter. M Howard, damn it,

No Cunning Howard. How Okay, hold on back to the Wait a minute, Howard Cunning Howard the Duck. Okay, just just a sidebar, do you ever like think about that movie at all? I've never seen it. Okay, there's a love scene between Howard the Duck and What's your Name from Back to the Future The momb from Back to the Future. They get something, get Thompson, Thompson. She gets it on with Howard the Duck. That's a little weird. That's a little interspecies. That's a little weird. Do you

see it? They get it on. It's you don't see like a duck thrusting, but you see them in the bed together and she sucks the duck. It's pretty it's pretty gross. That's weird. I want to look it up. While you're thinking, what's the Howard the Duck Howard the Duck love scene? I can't even see what I'm writing, man, I am drawing a blank on h keep thinking, Helen Mirren, Okay, I wanted to see the love scene, so am yes. Martin Short. Oh that's a good one. That's a good one.

Oh he's not a cartoon No, he's a real duck like person, said her Launder. Oh my gosh, her butt. She's looking pretty good back then. For the record, Francine's watching the love scene between Howard the Duck and Leah Thompson from Howard the Duck The nineteen eighty seven Steven Spielberg Classic. Now, I pictured a green screen with a cartoon duck. Not a little person in a duck. No, it's a little person in a duck suit. He's leaning

on the pillow giving her bedroom eyes. Now, I saw that movie legit, like in nineteen eighty seven when it came out, and I can't even picture the fact of showing that movie to my children at their current ages. Now, I'd probably seen it ten times by the age of ten, they are Are you just trying to find the duck penetration? Kind of? I want to see how they do this. She's very young there. Oh, yeah, you come on, think of something. That's your number? I did, I said, Sam Elliott. Oh,

I didn't even hear. I'm so sorry. I'm just watching hers the duck Sam Elliott. So he is hard. He is hard. We might finish on your next one. I'll go, you go, and then I'll go. Ed Norton so Ed Norton the Honeymooner's character or Ed Norton the actor from the actor. I don't know if he was in in TV. I know if he was in T Yes, he he Ed Norton is a stand up comic. I don't think of Ed Norton, the serious actor from UH American History X. I was thinking Ed Norton was in with see what

what is his name? Andrew c K No, Andrew w K Andrew w K No, he's the singer. Who's the one that had the sitcom that's he's got a ginger? Oh ship, what was that sitcom called? He's a stand up? Believe it? No, I look him up to Ed Norton, Ed nor Holme, the owner of Impact Wrestling Ed Norton. Oh, well, this guy's an act. Ed Norton. Edward Norton is American History X class fight Club Ed Norton. Oh, it's the same. Okay, who am I thinking of Ed? I'm thinking of the guy. Uh.

He was a comedian. He had a show and then he got accused of sexual harassment by other female female comedians. He had his own sitcom for a couple of years, and then it came out that he was Louis Louis k Yes, Ed Norton, Louis I know Jim Norton. Yeah, Jim Ed, I'll give it to you just at the goodness in my heart. No, it's not right. Ed Norton is also the Honeymooners. But that's his Norton, that's his character. How about the Eddie You remember the Eddie Murphy bit

about the honeymooners. Oh, Eddie Murphy, there you go, he was damn it You ever hear that, the Eddie Murphy bit about the honeymooners, Nott them being gay? No, and Norton and Ralph Crampton Norton, I'm gonna fuck you. No, it's pretty bad, all right? Uh so the last one here, So Eddie Murphy, we did not Oh, yes we did. Michael Nesmith, Yes, we did boo all four monkeys. Excuse me, excuse me? We just hit all four monkeys. What do you think about that? Who's the guy? Uh? Who is

the guy that got the monkeys together? What if I said his name? Who's the casting agent? I'll blow mine right now? What's his name? Bert Rafelson? Oh? No, is that his name? Oh? Bert Rafelson? Raf Hey, I know my monkey's history. Okay, Oh what do I have? And you? Last one? So you I did? Mike Nazabeth last one, Nick Nick nypd Blue. He was a detective Nick. He was at WrestleMania eleven. Little guy New York big Yankee fan. You know close Nick Nick Nick the dick, No Nick, Nicholas,

Nick hypd blue with the mustache. No, that's dead as friends, Okay, uh Nick, you little help? Lifeline? Call friend? What I'm doing? Uh? What do you call? Who wants to be a millionaire? Rules? Nicholas, Nicole, I'll take it, Nicole, Richie? Who what I'm thinking of? Nicholas to Toro who that Yes, he's because with the girl from the Sopranos. Oh I didn't know that. Her name is e eight? Uh yeah eight yeah eight of j Janus Janice, Yes, hate Janie what a heel? Hated

her guts. My mom watches all the game shows and the new Pyramid, the twenty five Parent it's a new Pyramid, and they were on it and they were saying, like their cousins and blah blah blah. The two worst celebrities you would ever want to be paired with. The guy neck he goes, it's the thing you know that you do, understood it perfectly, when you do the thing that you do exactly. My mom's like, he's the worst. How are you support? They don't win with him? He's his ships.

It's horrible. That is New York speak. I would have been like, exactly, do the thing where you go to the ing and you put it on the thing. That's a regular conversation in my house. Oh my god. It was so bad. It was so bad. I won't hold it against him. He's a big Yankee fan. He's uh. He was at WrestleMania eleven. He was back, very likable, but he was the worst partner. Like if I walked in and I saw him, I'd say, can I be recast for another show? Because I'm not going to win

that freaking dime. He's the worst. They were agatting like seven points. They were getting like two three. They were awful bulls. All right, well we'll say goodbye for this. This is it. I started my my fourth Here are you going to continue to drink all day? I got another recording when we're done, so I will classified. I have new generation declassified. I'm two weeks up, which I still retweet for you. You know what's funny, I thought about asking you to come on one and talk about

those raws that you went to. It falls into my era, but you know, I'm very conscious of your time. I don't want to take your time up. It's silly for you. I know you would. I know you would. Also, then I have to record the Baseball Show this afternoon. Just keep drinking it'll it'll make as well as I also have a retirement party for work I have to go to via zoom. Are you retiring? I wish I would take a buy out tomorrow if they offered it. And also, and I have a brand meeting later on today. You

have a lot. Well, I'm going I feel like shit. We've discussed this earlier. I don't feel well. I'm going to take the kids outside and lay in the sun. Okay, and maybe I can relax. Well, if you'd like to send me your thing via voice memo, you could, because I don't know how to do this. We have to do that. I forgot. I'm half way ship raised, so let's just keep going, all right. Well for the creed, not to mention to the people. Before we started, I had two shots of Bailey's so yes she did. I did,

so I'm with no food. I had a little bit of bread because I can't chew. So anyway, uh yeah, for Chad, I am the Queen of Extreme Francine. And we'll catch it on the flip side. Hey, it's your old buddy, the chadser from Eyes up Here with Francine, the tampt Empire and the Brand with a special announcement

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