Road Trip with Jerry Lynn!

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up here. You're listening and watching a video diary of Eyes up here on the road right now somewhere in New York. We're not in Albany anymore. But we're not in Uh, we're not in Kansas any Yeah, we're not in like West Cheshire area either, somewhere in New York. And uh, I didn't know mind out Bye is Chad quote unquote, And I'll join here by the Queen of Extreme Francine Show and two special passengers in the back. Well, who's that handsome man? Hi? There? State your name? Where

are you from? Hi? What are your hobbies? This is JA, This is Jerry Lynn. Possibly they say, there's my wife, and daughter says, well, my wife says, there's two of you, especially since I'm a Gemini, and I say there's probably six of me. So I don't know if you know half the time. Well, if there's two of you, one of you has to move up here. You're gone. I want to move to the Beach. Okay, we have the Lovely to the Beach, right, yeah, we're going to be neighbors, remember, yes,

all right, well let me let me try. There she is and it's the Lovely Liz, who you know from our previous episodes where we discussed crazy mothers on the internet. Right, we're discussing now what are we serial killers? My wife and she loved watching the ID Network and have actually you know they rate their number one serial killers. Okay, so so who is number one? I don't know because there should be a number one, should there? Well, Jeffreys, Jeffrey Dahner is the only one that comes to mind.

I don't know any other people. If the Barbie Killer game, he's made furniture out of his victims, the Kennon Barbie Killers. Would you go after looking people? Know? They they look like Kennon Barbie. They unassuming, like you know, she was just regular, you know looking girl. He was a regular looking dude. But they di's a very very bad things. Oh wow. Okay, See, my my knowledge is limited, so I don't know much about it. So if you have to pick a favorite, who would you pick? You shouldn't

have a favorite, should you should have. Okay, who do you find the most interesting with their backstory? I couldn't tell you. Oh, jees I can't. That's a work wine. Freddy Krueger Michael Myers from Halloween South Park calls it informative murder port. There you go, so it's pretty much for He was talking about HH Holmes, the very first serial killers, the first nooy. He had an old hospital that he turned into a home, and he had trapped doors that would open up to a dungeon and people

would fall on spikes. Oh stuff. It was really bad. But that really is hard cereals the probably. Yeah, but that guy didn't really commit the murders because they were falling onto a spike. Have a house or whatever that would enable it. That's where he did some other stuff I had anything prior to and I usually say the nineties, everybody was stupid because you see how people fall for these serial killers or anybody who gets abducted. It's very, very doubt about the kid at Murphy was at before

the nineties. That was in the nineties, okay, or it was in nineteen ninety. I think it was. No, it was eighty nine that it was. I've never heard of any of these people. Well, when I was a kid, we didn't have to worry about getting abducted. We never thought about it. Was that in nineteen twenty seven. But yeah, actually that's what I'm saying. Yeah, nobody thought about it. I was happy when I found this stick to play with.

I know it's times, they are changing. I just want to let everyone know that I was so hungry because I haven't eaten anything since last night around nine o'clock. I just ate the crappiest Burger King food ever and now I want to vomit. And I had a Hershey pie and my left breast feels like it's going to explode. That might be the weirdest reaction I've ever heard to

any thing ever. Beating because I'm not allowed oh, because I'm also drinking doctor pepper, and I'm not allowed caffeine because I have a lump in my left breast and when I have caffeine it goes. But I'm very tired, Jerry Lynn, and I needed a little bit of caffeine in my life. Caffeine. You and your left breast are take a nap. My left breast is the right one's gonna stay up the left. One's just gonna go to sleep. But we so we just came back from the big one,

the big signing in Albany. What was it called. I was calling us team extra, so it was like I think they were just saying it was an extreme reunion, Oh, Captain corner. It was the Happy Hour virtual signings last night, Jack Victory, Francine, Jerry Lynn. We killed it for hours upon hours, for forty two thousand hours we signed. I was so tired. I was so exhausted. I said to myself, when it will dissend to myself selflessen win all the ship ut. But no, it was very fun last night.

And then myself and Jerry and Jack Victory, who I loved seeing because I haven't seen him in forever, and Nick the captain who looked like the captain, and Tanil guy. We sat around and we talked until about one thirty. We did and that was a lot of fun, even though I was dying. And then I get all the way to my room, which was about four point two miles from Jerry's room. It was very far, and I realized I didn't have my freaking cord and my charger.

The charger and I thought Jerry was going to be a gentleman and walcome to me, but no, he pulled the I'm in my underwings. So I had to get my fat ass back on the elevator and go up to the fourth floor. I was on the first floor. I did, thank you. I was in my pajamas and got my charger and then we started our day. Today. We had a really nice turn out, Yes we did. And it was great to see Mustafa because I honestly have not seen him since e c W. Really really

that was the first. This is the first time in twenty something years. Great. Yes, yes, that was great. I sat with PJPJ was great, Sandman was great. Everybody was great. It was a great day. It sounds like the Mutual Admiration Society. Yo, Well it's great today. There were no qualms. There was nothing that I could complain about. Hill crowd, hill crowd. Everybody very happy to see us, very very happy we were there. You know, thanks for coming out.

I love when they say thanks for coming out, you know, and I always say thanks for having us. So that was your second signing since returning since COVID. Yeah, that Jerry was at your first. I think it was my third. Oh well, oh Jerry, Jerry beats me like in person, great person. Probably second interesting because it same. So it's start, it's starting to move back. Yeah, in that direction. We're starting to get a little normal now. No one more masks today except for me. Big chewch I did so.

I told you guys, because my mom and the fans understood. Nobody complained that I had a mask on. Nobody bitched about it, and nobody complained they couldn't come behind the table, which I thought was really nice and it was. It was fun. So I couldn't breathe though, I tell you this, This mask was different. This one felt more like cardboard like it was. It was weird, like it was that N nine to five, which is supposed to be better

for you. But it was harder to breathe, and it was a thicker kind of it felt like a cardboarding material. I don't know. We saw one on Fox News advertised about seventy five times last night than its supposed to be even better with the end. Oh real, what's it? Was nice? You know what soulive it old? Don't even know it was, but it looked really nice. Well it was. It was a cloth something, but it looked it looked great. You know me, Well, next time you see it, let

me know. I'll go buy thoose. Oh hey, how you doing? That guy just ship in the woods? We saw a kid yesterday, We saw a kid being off the side because goes that kid's pissing. He literally just ship in the woods. Don't tell me he just pissed. There's no way. Oh he didn't go that far sh in the wods way. That's greatly had everything out right there side the group. His bird, oh wow, perfect with bird hunted on the side of the road. Y had his bird hanging out.

So what else is new? Well, you guys, definitely I would rather have hung out and chatted until what thirty in the morning instead of waiting by my phone waiting for my mom to you're poor kid, so tell us

the story. So Lizz and I left our wonderful car guests in the hands of the captain as they did their virtual signings, and went and found some nice delicacies of all beneath the cheesecake factory, and we decided to kill some time at Barnes and Noble, where we got a frantic phone call from my mother who was watching our children where we couldn't understand what she was saying. She was so hysterical. She mentioned her dog, so we thought the dog ran out the house and got right over.

That was our first instinct. Turned out little one fell busted her bottom of her her eyes omen and thus the drama from about what last eight o'clock to two am. Yep, where goodness, emergency room? She got bit by a bee. Yes, earlier in the day she got yes, so let's not forget the stung by the wasp story. So we yes, we would rather have hung out and shot the ship one in the morning, but said we were handling emergency room phone calls until that's terrible. It's it's very shitty.

Drove all the way to Albany and all I got to do was have one white claw and go to sleep. There you go, well, Jerry and I. You know, when we got there, Jack Victory was doing his virtual and we didn't want to knock on the door and interrupt in any way. So Jerry was starving and we said, oh, we'll take a walk and we'll go to the local Wendy's, which was right right across the road. And we didn't

have car. And we kept bumping into the same gentleman. Uh. He was trying to also go to Wendy's and the drive through was open, so we figured the store was open, and we went to go and we met the man who must have walked the other way. Yes, we both met and it was closed. So as we're walking back, the man says, oh, do you guys want to get in my car? And I said, so you can kill us. I said it to Jerry, not to the man, who

he declined. But it was very nice of all. Uh, Jerry, you didn't want to get in that man's car, did you know? I mean, I think you would have protected us. But I mean, what if he had a gune? What if he got in and he had a gun? That serial pillar? He could have been marauder. It was very nice. He's like, uh, you think you guys want to get in my car? That thing not? Yeah. No, So Jerry tell us about the lovely dinner yet the delicacy. Yes,

what did you end up having, Jerry? They had a little snack area and by the front desk he actually had frozen fish. So I had a lean cuisine alfredo and he dipped his sweet potatoes and in your sweet potato. It was so to put it in the microwave in the little room and heating it up, and it was pretty disgusting. It was pretty discussing. And what pissed off Jerry Moore is that I picked out a TwixT ice cream bar because I have done nothing but eat crap this weekend, and I got mine for free and Jerry

had to pay. How'd you feel about that, Jared? Job? Now? Is it easy though? As a wrestler, do you always run into little quirky things like this? Yes? Okay? And I got it for free. You know there's there's something, just some little quirk it was. It was one thing after another. Well, I only got it for free because Jerry paid. Jerry was a gentleman. Jerry offered to pay for my candy bar or my ice cream bar, and I said no, I got my ice cream. Jerry paid with his credit card and I had a five dollars

bill in cash. She couldn't open the register for a cash sale, so she wanted to charge the room. Now. I didn't want to charge Duram because I don't like the promoter getting the bill. I felt bad, to which she replied we'll just put it. Did she say, well, yeah, we'll just comp before it. I was like, and Jerry goes, oh, yeah, you gotta appreciate it. I said, Jerry, I'm so sorry you were so salty at me for like I did say,

and it was delicious, might I add? But then, uh, you know, they ordered food for us, so by nine o'clock the food is there. And I don't know what possessed me to do this, but I ate it was Sicilian two pieces of pizza and a huge piece of stromboli. Yes, I tap you out after two. I usually eat just two pieces of pizza and that's my limit. Something said, eat the stromboli. You'll love it. Well I did, but then I loved it until it sat in my stomach

as a brick for the rest of the night. And I ate and and then you eat late, and I feel bad because I ate crap at nine o'clock at night. I never eat dinner past five o'clock. Like, I'm very structured. I'm usually in bed by nine o'clock. But we stayed up till like one, and I was glad we stayed up late because then I was digesting. But I mean, you're on the old people dinner schedule. I am an early bird thirty special, the sizzler going at like three

o'clock for the dinner. Yeah, who elseler. I love it. By five thirty, six o'clock, I'm doing dishes and I'm done. I think we're basically in that time frame. Though. Do you eat early? We do? Yeah, same, We just like to get it over with. Yeah, I do too. Yeah. By the time you clean up, you know, do last minute thanks for the kids. That's it all right, exactly. Coffee, well, do you have coffee after dinner? You eat up? Oh? Okay, coffee after dinner? There you go usually right now summertime

on the desk. That's nice. The sun goes away by you know, six o'clock. Very nice, Yeah, very lovely. Okay, so yes, it sounds like a good time. I actually I feel like I've had enough coffee oddly enough. Traveling usually it's erratic. It two cups this morn to get here. I can't drink on the road. I can't drink the full laffles that were a part of the coffee. Doesn't I'm gonna get really her coffee doesn't make you poop? I want to. I can't say that right now. It

does Okay, well, I mean not for me. We had somebody visit us recently that had covered coffee and then whenever need to clog our toilet. Oh, who would that be? It was somebody that stopped? It was a friend? Was it the neighbors that it was a friend she had had? Oh? She was a she nice? Okay, I reveal that and uh, long story short, I had to throw out our plunger. Wow,

that must have been some turt Just say. She said coffee because I said this coffee make you go to the bathroom, And I said, well, it makes me go to the bathroom. I'm not gonna lie. I have a cup every morning and I'm a boo home in the bathroom. Plunge he had. He had a lot of poop on the plunger. It she just put it right back next to the toilet. Oh, I thought, you know what, it's

gotta go clean a minute. If she cleaned it, and the purpose of a plunger is to plunge, why won't you keep the plunger because it's someone else's You had to go They had, Wow, you are the weirdest cat I know. It had to go. I'm not the only one who would the same. I would never have thrown out that plunger. It had to go. It had some stak on it. Jerry, if I came to your house and clogged your toilet by occident because I drank too much coffee, And I said, Jerry, may I worry your plunger?

And I plunged it, and I cleaned the plunger and I put the plunger back. Would you throw out the plunger? See? Yes, I had to do it. It's such a weirdo a job, that's what it does. It plunges ship as your ants or somebody else's time. I looked at that plunger before I got rid of What my god I thought about was Liz. This woman had coffee, Liz, she blew it up, Oh my god, And I thought, it has to go. All I have to say is this this woman is a special human being right there? You are. You are

so special to be married to this one. So many yes. And then I thought about, like, my office is on the same level as that bathroom. I thought, you know, it's too close for comfort to do them. Oh my god, you are freaking weirdo. Okay, that's that's exactly what I heard it. You have to sit there and hold it while you're you know, podcasting or something. To be fair. The last time we had an incident in the house with one of the children, I also threw out the

plunger and had a kind of replacement. Oh my god. Well, and you should be used to anything. Oh yeah, you know what, hey, if I'm saving the plunge of it, this go right ahead. I remember when my little one, I can't remember if it was my daughter or my son, but I was changing them and they had projectile diarrhea and it's squirt and it was there, the green kind, right, and it squirted across the room and it landed all over my leg and all I could do was laugh.

And my husband looked at me with this disgusted and I'm like, what do you want? Like it? It happened? No, I laughed at all. I was like, I have had that happen. What are you gonna do? He shout it across the room. It made the legit noise hit the wall. It was like, yeah, it was like falling down slowly. It's great. I thought I was to go to the hospital. I was laughing so oh, you'll get right up. I just remember, like, oh god, for what he didn't like.

He totally abandoned her like blah blah blah, and he just hit the poor laughing. Here's here's a news flash. He also took the sledgeham and broke down the wall that the ship hit because he couldn't stand that that's what happened. I think I might have covered it with a picture because I couldn't look at it. Oh my god, was it? No hit the wall, A little bit went on the wall, but then it was a little pillow and it hit the pillow and I cleaned the save it. Yeah,

she saved the pillow. So now, when you lay on that pillow with your your head gently caressing the pillow you're laying on ship, did you know that I was not aware of that's lovely. Well, I told my kids there's no two Well, I told my daughter, no tooth fairy, no Santa. Now I have to tell my son, and I'm not prepared for that. We're playing. Yeah, hold on to it because it's a tear jerker. I cried my eyes out. When did you tell your little ones that

there was no Santa Claus? I think she started figuring it out about I think after she started or second, Oh god, that's young, Holy crap. But it was like, I think word must have been getting around school or something, okay, and we just started asking questions. Yeah, she thought, if Santa came down to chimney, you'd give it, grab him a headlock or something. Why wouldn't you just drop a leg on herself? I said, just hit him with a steel chair, hit it with it, hit a pose, and

then when Santa does not to do that. When I was a kid, we didn't have a fireplace in the house, so I said, hey, Ma, where does Santa come in? So my mother said, well, you know he walks through the front door. Yeah, because we don't have the fireplace, you know. So I would wait by the front door as long as I could. Then my little head would go down. They would carry me upstairs. But I think my son is nine now, and I think I'm going to give myself one more year and then I'm going

to tell him. I think it was I can't say. You were saying, if you believe in your heart the magic, the magic will live forever. Well that's a cute little way to put it, but that's bullshit, and we'll let her figure out. I'm not going to tell her to figure it out. Well. See, now my fear was that the kids at school would would blab. But now when I home school, I'm like, well, no ship, no one's telling them. I could have just kept this jelly. It's not me, I swear. And the best thing about the

tooth fairy, you put your tooth into a baggie. Well, our kids are too well, no, you're kid. You could still do it. So then when you go to the bedroom, you leave the little tip of the baggie and you just pull the baggye out. Yeah see I thought of that. When does that backfire with the baggy shove it too? Well? You do it? Oh you put the bag had these uber independent ladies who want to show that bag as far down as the Okay, so there had been many times said the tooth Fairy just just left to take

it's money because she thought that you wanted to collect. Yeah, I would say that the tooth fairy needs it to hang out a little bit because she doesn't want to wake up and disturb your sleep like that. That would be with it. Well, now you know, well that's cube on. Yeah, Well we learned early on because Christmas Eve night we would open up presents that were from US. Okay, and then the next morning Christmas Santa, Santa would show up there got your whole bunch of other presents into the tree.

We were learned early on. You gotta have to like you kind of wanted to save the best president for President for last. But after a while Santa was getting all the credit. It's show like, well this ain't fair. Well, you know what I ended up doing. I told my kids that Santa and I went half seas. We both chipped in, so I would have to tell you, you know, write down everything that they want, and then I talked

to Santa and then we chip in together. And that's what I came up with, because then that way they can only open them on Christmas morning. Well, we figured save the best for last, but have it hidden in the bedroom. So after you got done with all the Sanna's presents, right, and we go, oh wait, there's one more from us. Oh there you go, and then you yeah, there you god, Yeah, that's true. We give them. We give the pjs on Christmas Eve. Oh that's cute. That's

the only gift that they get from us. Yeah, okay, yeah, I usually just write Sanna, but I tried to pull it off because it's it's both of us and it's a big deal. But I don't think they believed me. So, but now I don't have to worry because my daughter doesn't believe in Santa Claus anymore, which is great. But we keep it quiet for my son, who had the great line yesterday when we showed up. You don't what are your son that's in that wonderful line? My son?

He said, I I'm something like I'm so glad that you're all in my mom's life or something, which I was just like, Oh, these kids are just too cute. They were so excited to meet you, all of you because well they saw I think they both saw you on camera. But like I talked to Jerry all the time on the phone and sometimes I have him on speaker and then like I'll hang up with you and they're like, was that boy Jerry? And I'm like, yeah, that boy was Jerry. They're like, oh he seems so nice.

I'm like, he is nice. He's Mommy's good friends. So they were excited to meet Jerry. Yeah, but I'm glad you made it this weekend. Yeah, I think it was a successful one. I think the PJ and I were discussing options and honestly, if we could, I just think as a unit, we're so much more stronger. So I just wish that we can make more appearances together, like all of us together. So, you know, I could wait a second, how could the WCW locker room doesn't get

together into they never do? They have a CW locker room that everybody likes each other and everybody that's still tight and whatever. You don't hear this about some of the other promotions, so you don't, Yeah, why do you think that is? Because we were the promotion to misfit wrestlers that didn't fit anywhere else, and we all became family something, and we all rooted for each other. We worked hard together to build something. You don't see the

AWF guys getting together. Touring is one entity. I really think they're you know, we're more We would be more successful as a group than as individuals. I just feel like like today everybody was so happy that there were so many of us in one place. So I think that, you know, we need to look into things and and start trying to book ourselves together. Jerry, did you work in the AWF Was that in Chicago? Yeah? Yes, I did. You did that? Was they did the two out of

three falls matches? Well that was before I got oh that was the guy there they stopped doing the realms or whatever. Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh, that was. Well. Guess what, guys. I don't mean to cut you short, but we're at two minutes and twelve seconds we went. It went by like lightning flew. Jerry. Let's plug your stuff. It's Jerry Lynn. Yeah, my Twitter is at It's Jerry Lynn. That's it. I don't really have stuff I got. I do have some T shirts and arresting teas. Some of

it's some fan art that fans created the shirts for me. Okay, that's just look up Jerry Lynn. Yeah, that's it all right, And you're I gotta work on branding myself. I guess. Yeah, we all need to. From the old slog, remind me then I'll talk to it when you hit the stop. But still going strong today, dub Yes, as a coach, and we love to see on camera. I pop every single time I train and stay behind the camera. Thank you. Well when you come out, I have a smile on

my face. Direct traffic and it's true. No one will bump me in. It will be all good. Do you direct traffic with the format and you're gonna do no, Maybe I should, that's maybe I should. It's about accessorising. Well, listen, we're gonna have you back on more and we're back in the studio on content. But we have a minute left Patrion extras this week, even though this will be airing on Wednesday. The only other one you'll see is behind the scenes of the signing that happened earlier today,

but you'll see it tomorrow. Okay, and real quick, we're not gonna plug what's your Twitter at chat e and b oh and I'm now at ib exclusives on Instagram. I changed it at ECW DVA Francine, that's a wrap