FLASHBACK: Wrestler or Porn Star?

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here sent you. All right, let's get it going right here right now. This is this is so I know the queue when I edit it. This is eyes up here, and you're listening to the Eyes up here a lash pack on the Creative Control Network. You didn't know by now. My name is Chad and every single week I'm joined here by the Queen of Extreme Francine to pull something out of the archive, polish it up, give it a new fancy schmancy intro, and talk about it before we

actually listen to it. Yes, and I love this because I never know what you're pulling. He's in charge, ladies and gentlemen of this segment, I should say, so, tell us what we're going to listen to today. We are going to go back and listen to a game. So we haven't pulled too many games out on these airwaves yet. We are going to play wait for it, one of your favorites, wrestler or porn star. Oh, yes, yes, are so similar. I will present the name and you will have to guess if it is a wrestler name or

a porn star name. Yes, this is a fun one. I enjoy this very much. I think we should play this while drinking. Yes, that would be very fun. I think intoxication plus porn star names plus job or wrestler names. Now, we've played different variations of it. We've done the wrestler names. We've also done real names of wrestlers. And that's what really starts to become the hard one. It's like you give somebody so and so's like Lexa Bliss, right, whatever

her real name is. You put her on there and say, okay, is that a wrestler name or a porn star name? If you don't know what their real name is. It's kind of It's really just a fifty to fifty shot. It's very difficult, but I enjoyed these things. And we haven't played this for a while. We need to do it again. We need to do it maybe next week. Let's tend to go to the well see every time, and this is great. Every time I bring something new back or old back out, You're like, let's do it again.

Let's yeah, let's do it again, because it's been a while a while, let's do it again. But I hope everybody enjoys this. We enjoyed making it. So here we go with a wrestler or porn star. That's right. Uh, what is your favorite porn star name of all time? Hmmm? Dick Hurts? Is that a porn star? Probably? I think that's a wrestler. I think that was a wrestler, you know, I I don't know. Lexington Steele, No, No, Seawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels is that well he spells it s E A N while the real one is s h A W one. I don't know. I would. I don't remember too much porn. My porn days are over, you know, so I don't know. I'm sure there's a few good ones out there. What about Rockingham? Dick Hard that's not a real name. If you were a porn star, maybe that would be your name. My porn star name would be cooler than the other side of the pillow. My

porn star name would be my Vaginice Mousley Grass. That's what on the top of the VHS back in the starring by MS would thank you well. I hope everybody enjoys this. I love this one. This is very cool. If you want to follow me, it's at Chattymba on Twitter, at ib Exclusives on Instagram, and go over to Patreon. It's patreon dot com, slash franccene podcast and if you want to follow me on social media, ecwdpa Francine. But

for now, enjoy the video. You're going to figure out if this name is a wrestling name or a poor name that I am going to give to the Queen of Extreme Francine. How are you interesting? I'm good? How are you? I'll go very well. You wanted you wanted some original content here. You wanted something that we can vibe off of, something that we haven't done yet. So I went into the deep, darkest regions of my brain and I said, all right, you know what, we haven't

done this one yet. How about we've we've laughed at porn parodies, but let's laugh at some names. Now. The object of this game is simple. I'm going to read you a name, and you were going to tell me it's a porn actor or a professional wrestler. Here's the curveball. With the professional wrestler. I may or may not give you their real name. I don't get that part. So

let's say you know you're making it up. No, no, if they have a kind of like an interesting name, I'm going to give you the name of their character, or I might give you their actual real name. Oh oh, I understand. Okay, yeah, I mean I don't because I don't want to spoil it with my you know, first couple of people. So I understand, are you. Are you up on your male porn star names if they're not from the nineties, and no I'm not. Oh Jesus, I haven't watch I told you, I don't watch porn anymore.

I used to. I used to dip into porn in my twenties, but now not so much. I'm over it now. Some exceptions will be the Ron Jeremies of the world. He will not be mentioned today. We're not going to give you a life up. We're also not gonna mention like Hulk Hogan. We're not gonna throw you like so I'm gonna try to stump you as much as I can. No no object, no score to be kept. No you know, bells and whistles. You're not gonna get a car at the end of this. We're just gonna we're gonna have

a little bit fun. Sorry, put the Lincoln in the garage. No prize for me. Okay, all right, are you all ready to go? Ready? Okay? Jeff Farmer, Jeff Farmer, poor name, that is incorrect? Who would? Oh? All right, so that could be his real name? Damn it? Jumping Jeff Farmer classic for the YouTube viral video from way back in the day. Uh, yep, that's all he responds in his promo when he's they build up this big feud he's in and his response to the announcer is yep, So

that's jumping Jeff Farmer. Was that his real name? Like? Who would pick that for a rock? I don't know. I don't know Jeff Farmer. If you're listening, no shade, but you need a better gimmick. Okay, damn, I'm already negative. Peter North. He's a porn star. Okay, that was kind of That was kind of I know who Peter. Peter North is very famous? Who is hold on? R J. Danvers? That sounds like a wrestling name to me. You are incorrect. That is a porn star name. R J. Danvers? Oh wow, okay, okay,

any any titles that he's been in. I don't have that in front of me. Unfortunately, that would be a good feature. I will as I read these, I will I will try to grab a title you need to fact check and give me. That would make this all the more amusing. Actually, yes he was. R J. Danvers is a top fifty porn star made famous by the two thousand film Cyber Socket. Oh I missed that one. Okay, might have to go back and view it. Okay, okay, Ryan Idyl, that also sounds like a wrestling name to me,

You are incorrect. What that's a poor name. That is a poor name. Ryan Idol is the nineteen ninety three Gay Erotic Video Award winner for Best Orals. See interesting. See how much better this is when you add those little tidbits for me to uh to fantasize about. I was thinking Austin Idol, Yes, the the the quintessential heart throb Astin or the Universal heart Throb. I'm thinking of the quintessential stud Muffin universal different guy. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Adam Copeland, you think you knew me? There you go? Good one, very good, very good. That's edge everybody. He's a wrestler, Will Wilkie. Will Wilkie sounds like a job or wrestling name to me, but I'm gonna go with the porn star. That is correct. He is a pornographic actor who is known for the Gay the Gay Proof sequel, another gay sequel, and Gay's Gone Wild. There's a lot of gay, gay gay gay. Okay. You look up male porn star list, you get a lot of gay. So

that's the way it goes. Rusty Brooks, that sounds like a porn star to me, but it's probably a wrestler, so I'm gonna say it's a wrestler. You are correct. Rusty Brooks was a jobber in the nineteen eighties, famously in the WWF territory. Okay, Okay, yeah, well it's a good one. Ray Dragon. See, I'm thinking about their last names and the significance to the both worlds that they

can be working in. You know what I mean? Like, are you picking that name because Dragon fire hot steamy porn star or or are you a lucha Are you a luchador? Could be? You tell me, Ray Dragon, I'm gonna say he's a porn star. Ray Dragon is a porn star. You are correct, and he is a two thousand and three Grabby Award winner. Now what are the Grabby's. Well, I'm going to guess the Grabby's are some sort of

a porn award. No I know, I know that, but it's like they have the avns, which is the most popular. I'm going to guess the Grabby's are. Then yeah, it's sponsored by grab Magazine. It looks like, let me look real quick, Gravy Awards, Grabby Awards, and then all the all the uh, all the years come up. Oh wow, okay, so the Grabby's for twenty twenty. Oh they're being live streamed tomorrow. Oh hey now, oh and they all have

masks on. Oh they go. Due to the coronavirus, we cannot hold a show in a theater or bar this year or so it will be live streamed. Oh interesting. Okay. Oh it's sponsored by squirt dot orgybody interest dot org. So that's gotta be like educational, right squirt dot org. Okay, al right, okay, clearly good. I look that up for you guys. All right, how about this when you're ready? Yeah, Shanghai Pierce Wrestler. That is a wrestler. Do you know who it is. No, that is Henry Godwin aka Mark Canterbury.

And what what gimmick was that Big Henry Godwin was a hog farmer the Godwin's tag team. No, I know that. But what Shanghai Shanghai Pierce was his character in w c W Okay, So Shanghai Pierce was like it was a Texas like Hangman style gimmick. Okay, Okay, Shanghai Pierce lives. He's uh, he's reincarnated in the last few months on the independent scene. So he's back. Good for good for him under a new but it's a new Shanghai Pierce.

It's not Mark Cannaburry. It's done with Mark Cannaburry's blessing. No, done with his blessing, done with his blessing. And they busted it out during the pandemic. So that's that's right. Good correct brought it back at the right time. Okay. Lance Cassidy, Lance Cassidy, Okay, I've heard of Cassidys in wrestling. Orange Cassidy, Orange Cassidy Al Snow was also Leaf Cassidy. That's true, Lance Cassidy. I'm gonna say he's a porn star. You are incorrect. Lance Cassidy a k a. Steve Armstrong,

the Armstrong Families. Yes, the w w F felt they needed to take away the Armstrong name and make him Lance Cassidy that because that makes zero sense. So that that's okay. Taking another another good move by w w F. Take it, take a name with a family lineage in the business and completely absolutely washing it down the drain. And now you got Lance Cassidy, Yes, otherwise known as Steve Armstrong. All right, Nicky Crane. That sounds like a

poor name. That is the poor name. And all I have in terms of information is that he is a British porn actor. So you're doing all males. Yes, I'm I just figured wrestler may. I just figured it would be a little easier to do that the female one. I mean, that's I had to tell you, Francine, that's another episode, so we can we can always, Uh, Johnny Ram, now think about Randy the Ram, you know, the wrestler the movie. Yeah, I think it's a poor name. You

are correct. Johnny Ram is also a Gravy Award winner, but also in two years, nineteen ninety one for Best Supporting Actor and nineteen ninety three for Best Supporting Actor. Wow, so he's an old school porn Yeah, yeah, pretty much. That's a woof. I like the RAM like a rammer, Randy. The Ram and the Wrestler movie was The Elbow. You know. Now I thought of ram and girls, so I thought of or guys. I don't know, maybe he's one of those gay porn stars, but whatever, he is. Good for him.

Way to go, Randy. James Gibson. That sounds like just a generic wrestler to me. It is a wrestler otherwise known as Robert Jammy Noble. Oh Jimmy Noble. Okay, his name is James Gibson, so that's his shoot name. Yeah, it just sounds like a and every day Joe earl Robert Eton. I'm gonna go against my better judgment and

say a wrestler. Yes, that is a wrestler. Curveball. That's Bobby Eaton under the gimmick that he was in with the Blue Bloods Okay, where Bobby Eaton became a upper crust of society and he turned to he was the earl of Eachen. Okay, Diesel Washington. That is a porn star. That's absolutely a porn star. I didn't even have to think, and I've never heard of him, but it's totally a porn star. He was also one of cyber Sockets two thousand and nine top fifty porn stars. Ah. Yeah, nis

a big year for Cybercize, it really was. I also think there is a theme with all of these gentlemen performing. I think I have pulled up a list of porn stars that perform in gay porn. But oh, okay, they I got to give them. They got some killer names. So, so, in your opinion, are they gay? If they're gay for pay? The right person asked that question too, I don't know. I don't really have I don't really have an opinion on it. I saw a documentary about porn, obviously, and

a lot of the gay porn stars were straight males. Right, Yes, I've heard that. Yeah, so it kind of makes you think, like, could you Because as a female, if I were to go into the porn industry, which I never would, but if I did, I don't think I could do girl on girl scenes because it's just not my cup of tea, right. I don't think I could like do it for pay because it doesn't appeal to me at all, but there's that they were just saying in these interviews, how did

it matter? They just wanted to get paid. So I'm just curious. Yeah, I just you know, I really don't have an opinion on it because, uh, you know, job's a job. I guess, you know, I don't really know what to say. Yeah, Now, Jim Florentine decided to be a comedian. You know, he could have decided to do anything else if he wanted to in terms of performing arts. So I don't know. So up to what you do for a living, I guess you're comfortable. Yeah, all right,

how about this one? How about Adam Bomb? Dude, it's a wrestler, all right, I was just saying that was a softball. I I didn't he pass away? No, Adam Bomb is alive, passed away? No, you're thinking of Brian Clark. Are Brian Adams crush? They were a tag team? Yeah, they did the chronic tag team team. Yes, okay, yes, soul Train Mike Jones. That's a wrestler. Do you know who? I know it's a wrestler and it's somebody who I'm sure you've seen many a shows. Early gimmick for this,

this gentleman. Do I know them? This gentleman could be in pornographic movies. From what I've been told of. Things said, is it Scorpio, No, it's not Scorpio. Oh, and think of the same vein though new Jack. No Virgil, Oh really Virgil. Oh. Virgil's line to me was when I first met him, let me say it right, did you have you ever had any black in you? And then and then I looked at him, and he goes, do you want some? Ah, there it was, and I said, oh, yeah,

I don't know what to say. I just like I have been shaking down in the classic Virgil shakedown for a twenty dollars bill. It was fifteen bucks. It was in about two thousand and two. Two thousand and three, I was in the Freehold Mall and Freehold, New Jersey with my brother. We were at a baseball card show and shockingly, there was Virgil. Now keep in mind two thousand and two. I kind of work in the memorabilia industry, but I'm not so much into the wrestling world. Yes,

so I know Virgil as Virgil on TV. So I'm like, holy shit, it's Virgil. Walk by him with my brother. There's Virgil, Oh, hey, what's your brother's name? How you doing? You know, takes it out, it writes it, and he turns up to fifteen bucks and I go, fifteen what And he's like, it's fifteen dollars. I can't sell this picture now because I wrote a brother's name on it. I was like, I never want this picture. Yeah, I would have said, did I ask you to write my

brother's name on it? You can keep. He wasted more photos like that, because well, there was two ways you could go. You were either scared to death and you gave them the money, or you were like screw and you walked away. Oh did you used to come to it and gave me? I gave him the fifteen bucks and parked my ass right there and ended up sitting there for about twenty minutes because nobody else came by, and it was Virgil, who now has my coveted fifteen

dollars that you know, twenty twenty year old me. He was like, yes, that's a vital fifteen dollars, So you figured I'm gonna get some. Oh, he told us, this is great. This is around the time the nWo was brought back by Vince mc mann and he said he just got off the phone with Vincent. He was on his way back. Well, you did you notice too, like all of his pictures either have like Ted dbass. Oh yeah, well it was the better, said Ted Dbiassi. And Virgil

the classic. It was the classic. Virgil con God bless. I fell for it. I fell for it. All right, we'll go, We'll go two more of each. Okay, huh. Charlie minn Charlie min wrestler, Yes, a slight little tweak. Was an announcer. Oh, he was an announcer. He was an announcer. Charlie mitt wasn't announced short, very shortly. Okay, Lou Cass, Lou Cass, Lou Cass, I'm gonna go with porn star. You are correct, you would be correct. Lu cass uh was voted the Best performer of the nineteen

eighty nine Gay Video Awards. Good for Lou, you go, Liu verry hardy, very hardy. Well, now there's only two left, very hardy. I'm thinking you sw he switched it on me. Would you go wrestler porn? Wrestler porn, very hardy, I have no idea porn. You were incorrect. Wrestling, very Hardy was a very Hardy was a WWF job guy in the nineteen eighties nineteen nineties. The hell okay, classic white haired mullet basically with like the big Fu Manchu. So the last guy is a porn star and his name

is Shawn Michaels. He is a He is a black, big, black porn star. And I know exactly who he is because when I saw him the first time, I was so in love with the reals Shawn Michaels from wrestling, and I was like, oh wow, is this gimmick in Frenchman because he's he has the name Seawn Michaels as well, but he didn't look at anything like Shawn Michaels. Three times the size of Sean Michael. Yeah, he's huge and he's bald, and he had a bird like like this

big like like twelve feet and twelve feet long. And to be fair, the real Shawn Michaels of the wrestling world is also bald. Oh well, back in the day, he wasn't. Okay, oh I don't, he's just he's just bald. Now. I hear about it weekly, But he's bald now and you hear about it weekly. I hear about it weekly. I can't imagine by you. Somebody else has somebody still has their coross and Shawn Michaels is bald. Okay, ever, that was fun, So there you go. But next time

we will do female edition. Okay, I did pretty good. That was pretty good. And like I said, we didn't keep score, but I would say you were about fifty to fifty. You were pretty gon of money. Yeah, some of these uh, some of these wrestling people though, I mean he was an eighties jobber. Oh okay, thanks, I don't think you know, it's just the name whatever, like Okay, Brutus, Beefcake,

porn Star. If you really go down, if you looked at like a WWF list of the nineteen eighties, like I could probably just read that list and stump you for three quarters of them be able to you know, I wasn't a fan in the eighties. So if it's not a Hull Cogan or Beefcake or you know, Ricky Steinboat somebody with like super duper fame, I won't know

who they are. Yeah, so yeah, be creative. But maybe maybe next I would be porn star or e CW guy and we'll we'll get all the obscure early ECW guys from before you were there and throw you off from Eastern champions Eastern Championship Wrestling. Yeah. I do like the little tidbits though, like it adds to it, Like she like he won the nineteen ninety three game, you had awards, Like I need to know these things because I want to know what their accomplishments are, like good touch, Absolutely,

it's good. That's fun. Good, that was fun. All right. So we'll wrap it up for today and we will continue throughout this merry week and have a lot of fun and hope you stay tuned so for the Queen of Extreme Francine. This is the chad, sir, and we'll catch on the flips. Cheers to the new Year and to making resolutions you actually keep. Have you added self care to your routine? Our sponsors at Manscaped have the perfect tool to help keep you and your significant other

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