Flashback - Extreme Would You Rather!

nothing back? You don't? You don't? You're sure about that? Final answer? Final answers? Okay, oh god, I love this. Would you rather? And okay, let's also preface this. We're not saying you're you're married, we understand that, but answer the question as if you just answer the question. Okay, oh, so like I'm single, JF. You said, if I say would you have a one night stand? It's not in the context of your marriage. Okay, yeah, I got it. Okay,

here we go. Would you rather have a one night stand with a stranger or a dis in blood relation? What that's nasty? I would rather have one with a stranger? Come on, I can tell how this quiz is going to go right now? Would you rather watch pornography in a public place or act out in a pornograph or act in a pornography? Let me start over. Would you it's a lot of pornography. Would you rather watch pornography in a public place or act in a pornographic movie

in public? I would rather watch it in a public place because you think I'm the only one sitting there. No, it's gonna draw a crowd. Don't have to diddle yourself. You could just watch it, right, No, I agree, I agree. I don't go with the same one. Goodness? Okay, all right? How about this one? Would you rather have a high body count or be with someone that has a high body count? Now what does that mean? I like how many partners you've had? Would you rather be kill people?

Would you rather be the one with the most partners or your partner be the one with the most partners. I think I would rather be the one with the most partners because I would know if I'm carrying a disease. Okay, you know you can't tell if the other guy is because a lion, Say no, right exactly? You can have a kind of rolodex of who it was and all

the in and outs. You know, if you're sick, or if you have herpes or donau or whatever is out there, you don't know what he's carrying exactly, all right, So that's it. I tend to agree with that one as well. Would you rather be someone who has a really high libido that's far from normal or someone with a really low libido? I'd rather be someone with a really low libido. Why because if it's too high, you don't have access

to a partner. You're gonna go crazy. You're gonna break all your toys, You're gonna have to keep ordering more, you know, if you don't have a partner. If you do have a partner, you'll work them to death and then he might reject you at one point, and then you'll feel bad. But if they have a really low libido, then might you feel maybe some pains of neglect perhaps because you have low Yeah? Okay, no, no, or someone

with a really low libido? Would I rather myself have a high libido or someone Would you rather be with someone who has a really high libido, be with that far from normal, or be with someone with a really low thought? It was me, Oh no, then I'd rather be with someone with a high one. Okay, did you feel the neglect right if it was a low one? Okay, yeah, makes it that much more intense. Yeah, and I don't have to be as busy as I'm hired all the time.

Here's a good one. You're ready. Would you rather always get horny at midnight or always get horny while at work? Tow so ridiculous. This is so stupid. At midnight, I'm sound asleep, mind you, So that would piss me off because it would wake me up, and then I'd be up. If I'm horny at work, what could you do at work? Rub one out at work? I guess bathroom saw. Then your boss might walk in and you might get fired. I'm very sanitary. I'm gonna choose midnight. I think that

would be the safe option. Good choice. Night's good. But you know, at work kind of passes the time, right, Yeah. But then like what if like you work with ugly people, and you and you and you have to bone someone and it's like an ugly dude, and then you regret it the next day and then they come in and they go you yeah, and you're like, oh shit, I just boned an ugly dude. Oh man, all right, how about this one. Would you rather have a lover who's a hull an experience or a lover who's a virgin

and a novice? Hmmm? I think I'd rather have the virgin. Just sounds boring. I think they wouldn't know how to please me and that would be irritating and then I'd be like, just get off me, and then I'd have to leave goodbye. Yeah, who wants that? Now? This is a this is a weird one. Okay. Would you rather make out with someone at a nightclub or make out

with someone at a strip club? Ew? Like, Well, the difference is there's a bunch of titties behind you on a pole dance, right, So I would choose the nightclub that's not very out of the ordinary. Yeah, we would make out. We would like, you know, you hook up with somebody at a club. Yeah, that doesn't seem too crazy. No, but see, excuse me, Chad. You didn't get to experience all this because you've been with Liz forever. Yeah, but I could speak to drinking in a night club with her.

You just didn't get to like do all this stuff because you've been with one. And I love that. I wish I was with my husband since high school. A long time. It's a very long time. It's a very long time. But I think that's gonna look thank you, Yeah, thank you very much. Okay, here we go. Would you rather sleep with someone super hot and get herpes or sleep with someone who's really boring but get no std? Yeah, I don't want herpees. I'll close my eyes and pretend

they're super hot. Okay, who he wants herpes? Who broke this quiz? This is a BuzzFeed quiz. No, it's not BuzzFeed. Who is it? Would you rather questions dot Com? Okay? Would you rather your colleague watch you have sex? Or have your neighbor watch you have sex? So think of your current neighbor. So, my one neighbor is a like pastor,

Oh geez, they go question over my other neighbor's a mailman. Well, sometimes mail man can be a little little out there now, but then again, you're going to work, but you live, so you're going to work every day and you're seeing this person, but you're living next to these people. I can always get a new job. I'll let my colleague do it, okay, and then I'll quit. And then I'll just that's it. Yeah, that's what I would do. Okay. Would you rather watch your ex have sex or have

your ex watch you have sex? I'm gonna let my ex watch me have sex and see what he's missing because he's such a dickhead, be like, do you want some of this? You want some of this? You can't have it? No, you're an asshole? Yeah what what? What? What would you get out of watching them? It's like nothing? Oh well, geez, I guess that's your problem now nothing? All right? How about this one? Would you rather walk around the house in just your underwear or go out

without underwear? That is the dumbest question by far. Of course I ad in my underwear. Okay, why is that dumb? Some people like going outside in their underwear? No, with without underwear? Who would choose that? I don't know, But I mean in the chase of my house I have. My front room has no I have no blinds or anything. I just have like drapes that come down. So you walk around your underwearbody's looking at you through the window. But if you're outside, you're in front of strangers outside

least you're in your own home. Dumb. Okay, that it wasn't a good one. Not all of them are going to be winners. Would you rather have a partner who makes you moan really loudly in bed or a partner who moans really loudly in bed? No, no moaners, goodbye, make me moan. I'd have to punch him in the face until them to shut up. All right, that question, I'm not going to ask. That one's real. That's a weird one. That's weird. I got it, I lost it,

I lost it. Hold on, hold on. Would you rather lick up your partner's fluid after orgasm or suck their fluid from a condom? What the hell? That's both gross? I told you that's why I was skipping it. Your partner flew it. Would you rather send your nude pictures to someone you like or get nude pictures from someone who you like. I'm not sending my nudes. I'm a celebrity. Do you know the problem? All it takes is one hack and the rest is history. Yeah. I was talking

about this to somebody the other day. I was like, man, I'm so lucky that when I was in my twenties we barely had a flip phone. We didn't even have a flip phone. We had the no Kia phones and they all you could do is talk. There was no text, messaging, no nothing. Do you imagine back in the day. I think I'm smart enough not to do like videotape myself and stuff like that. But these girls these days, I don't know what the hell they're thinking. I'm not doing

that shit show boom all I gotta do. Some of these couples these days, they just shoot those things back and forth. I guess nobody's been me. Sorry, okay, how necessary? All right, let's see how about this one? Would you rather? Would you rather have your butt spanked or your butt squeezed? Mm hmm during sacks? Just butt squeeze. Now, I'm the

old you'll pinch your root when you walk by. I'm not against a little smack, but if it's just like on the fly, i'd rather have somebody's Yeah, I think if it's during sex, I'd rather have a little smack, A little smack. Okay, okay, I can get behind that fun fact an old boyfriend, I'm telling you this, I don't know, but continue. I said, you can yank on my hair if you'd like, and he goes no, that would hurt you. I was like, uh, this is fun. It was extremely vanilla, but he was a good guy.

That's funny. How about this? Would you rather get a hickey that's hard to hide or give a hickey that's hard to hide? You know? I used to like getting hickeys. I liked having my neck socked, Okay, so I would get it. Were they hard to hide? Or oh yeah? Oh yeah, they were like badge of honor. Oh oh wow, that's that's pretty. Uh that's pretty, that's pretty exposed. No one care ore the hickey is a old school badge of honor. For sure. It was okay back then. Everything

was okay. Then now people would be investigating and there'd be like swarms of uh, you know, folks trying to find out. How about this one? Would you rather have sex up against a wall or on the floor, so carpet or hardwood? I'm gonna say hardwood. Yeah, I mean, if we're going to talk about a wall, we gotta go hardwood to kind of match the uncomfortable factor. So floors rough, I'm gonna do it up again. So well,

that's kind of tough too, though. You gotta have good balance but if you can maneuver yourself the right way, you gotta have good like hard thighs, you know, or you can balance those legs thighs. I'm good thick. The brothers say I'm thick. Oh yeah, And I was like, should I bepend They're like, no, that's a good thing with a couple. K is thick with acc they don't put the K on the end. No, oh, okay, excuse me,

I'm not up on my brother lingo. All right. Would you rather have your sex video leaked or have a video of you touching yourself leaked? Oh? God, Oh, that's a kind of lose loose again. You are not celebrity Francine. You are just regular old Francine. I'm a very uh, very well known celebrity here. We have to be careful. Mm hmm. I think i'd rather be with a partner. Okay, Yeah, those solo things are kind of like little you know, I don't know. You gotta be in the right mood

for those. Yes, I don't know. These they make you think though, huh, I won't be doing either, so that'll make me even think harder. All right, would you a couple more? Would you rather french kiss your favorite model or french kiss your favorite actor, my favorite model, your favorite model fabio. I don't even have a favorite model. I don't know any other male models. I don't even know. Like somebody asked me the other day in Twitch, like who who do you have? Who do you fancy? Like?

Actor wise? I was like, I don't even know who's acting these days. I don't get out much. I'll pick an actor and I'll just find somebody hot. I don't even know Chris Helmsworth. He's cute. He is he Thor? Or? Is that the brother? Aren't there two store? Okay? I know there's two. He's in Hot Hot Aussie? I think right? Is that the guy who wants to play Hulk Hogan? Is it? I think one of those Hemsworth brothers wants to or is going to play Hulk Hogan in a

Hulk Hogan biopic. If he plays Hulk Hogan, is he going to get a blow job from blablah La Lung his wife? They recreate that scene? Maybe in the outtake? Wow, maybe in the outtake. That's what sidebar? Have we talked about this before? Did you actually see the video? Okay? Nothing? Impressed? Not impressed the Hulkster, the twenty four inch pythons. I saw, you know, I remember him on the phone talking to his daughter. Yeah, and she's just like going to tan.

It was a lot of him just getting serviced from what I remember, right, Yeah, maybe I didn't see the whole thing. I just there was only clips. I don't think the whole thing was released. Okay, yeah, I would blowjob. Can't look away. I hate the I hate to say it. Can't look away? All right? Two more? Two more? Would you rather make out in a hallway or make out in a storage room? Storage room? Intimate? It's private, Okay, nobody can see. Would you rather? What was that nasty?

Maybe the janitor's closet? That's a Simpsons joke. They go to an erotic hotel margin Homer and the only room available is a janitor's closet, and they go they put Homer in there. He goes, Look, you could pretend that I'm the custodian and you're the custodian's wife. She goes, I'm pretty sure this is actually a janitor's closet. All right?

Would you rather accidentally scream the wrong name in bed or have your partner accidentally scream the wrong name in bed, I would have him scream the wrong name so I could be mad at him. That's a good one, because I don't want people mad at me, and I'll get stuff out of it afterwards. All right, Final one, Final one. Would you rather talk dirty with your lover's best friend or flirt with your lover's best friend? That's so stupid. I can give you one more. It's pretty extreme extreme.

I'd rather flirt. Flirting is innocent. But you know if you say, well, I'm not even going to say it. But are you sure you want the last one? It involves the rear end. Just say it. Oh, it's a little more. Let me see. I lost it. Would you rather eat someone ass or have your ass eaten? Final answer? That's why I said, That's why it's the most extreme one extreme throat extream in front of it, and therefore it's automatically that much more hyped up extreme. All right,

Well those were lovely. Thanks for picking those. Always fun, right, it's time here in the eyes up here. You never know what you're gonna get. All right, Well, we'll say goodbye for today. We'll catch you tomorrow. The watch along the crazy FMW show with a little couple of little funny things in it. Uh so for the Queen of Extreme Francine, this is the chad start. We will catch you on the flip side.